Get in here
>>69068562
1st for Yankees
Are the Rangers the new Yankees?
>>69068650
in what way?
>>69068736
The next baseball dynasty and new America's Team
>>69068756
not a chance
>>69068562
Go Yankees!
>>69068756
literally kys
>>69068837
Thats not very nice, we're all baseball friends here
Hes not that far offbase though the Northern fanbase is aging and dying. Kids up north play soccer and basketball and post about how boring baseball is. Youth baseball in southern states like Texas and Georgia continues to boom, and these kids will grow into money spending fans.
Rangers-Astros will be the new Yankees-Sox. Yankees days are over since they tore down Yankee Stadium. Nkw they cant give tickets away
>>69068935
Big if true
Where my Dallasbros at?
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>>69068927
We need a hotter Rangers girl
O's celebration thread?
time for a Rangers 1st inning homer then nothing for 7 innings
>>69068927
glad to see you're back
>>69069016
she's hotter than that fat blonde whore
I fucking hate that little noise they play when a Rangers play strikes out, so annoying
>>69069114
what noise?
here comes a Beltre strikeout
>>69069140
The little strikeout music they play at this stadium
>>69069140
It's the YES jingle
>>69069016
I like her though, she's pretty cool and even put out a statement defending Andrus and Odor when people were criticizing those two for dumping powerade on her a few days ago.
The internet is full of hot girls/women to look at if you really want to look at hot girls.
When do we play real competition lol
>>69069114
the whistle?
Was the episode where Homer goes to New York to retrieve his car and it's a miserable shit hole an accurate depiction of New York?
Shoud've gone to first
>>69069295
Darvish woulda made the play, if he could get on the field I mean
I see A rod finally quit his steroids.
Post yfw a 37 year old is still the best defensive 3B in baseball
This is the yankees team i'm used to
>>69069374
too bad he chokes in big games
>>69068977
RAGONK
>>69069292
Yeah a cartoon correctly depicted the city. The whole state of Texas is a different story though right?
Who /yankees & cowboys/ here?
The fat man is back
>>69069439
No, its the same, King of the Hill depicts Texas beautifully but I think its funny, so I assume The Simpsons were accurate with NYC
>>69069188
seconded Team Emily for life
>>69069188
Why'd people get mad?
Who /completelygivingupontheyankees/ here?
>>69069485
Trade Profar when?
>>69069467
what worst kinda fan, let me guess you're also a red wings and lakers fan?
Why dont they let all those poor people in the upper deck move closer in this empty stadium?
>>69069487
I don't think there's an accurate cartoon of nyc but I don't watch any. There are some films and shows that do though
Good shit Elvis
>>69069188
i like that she's not an air head, makes her more attractive than she really is
>>69069188
story on what happened with the powerade dump?
>>69069511
>>69069642
basically people were trying to spin it as a sign of some sort of sexist lack of respect that Andrus and Odor would pour a cooler of powerade on a female reporter....
Emily set everyone straight though, saying that they're friends and that friends play jokes on each other and said that just the other day she poured a cup of ice water down Odor's back when he was in the middle of an interview in the dugout.
>>69069568
never
>>69069571
most of those empty seats probably belong to season ticket holders and third party resale companies who buy them out, so they're not technically open seats
>headley stops being useless when the yankees are out of it and done
>>69069511
>>69069642
>>69069675
http://sportsday.dallasnews.com/texas-rangers/rangers/2016/06/27/emily-jones-responds-critics-andrus-odor-dousing-powerade
>hicks is still getting playing time while judge is down in AAA
Does Emily Jones have sex with players and give blow jobs to players as stress relief?
>rags
>>69069824
Probably. We know Meredith is there to raise the test levels of everyone on the team
GO TEXAS!!!!
Poor A Rod, when I was a kid he was a guy that all the girls had a crush on, he was a superstar player and a mega celebrity, now hes a washed up, old, balding man that nobody cares about, why is life so cruel?
>>69069875
T H I C K
>>69070006
Look at those big fat arms
>>69070035
look at that nice hightest body
#toomuchwomanforyou
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t-iKZF0gn3c
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NCRFuMF4NTQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OSJWIo4iowk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QgdTlFe3pt0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LDyjJXuJgr8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8aLfhlQb4Oo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P-lEAcprtY4
Does anyone has a stream? I want to see some murrikan soccer. And also support my NT, of course.
>>69070061
I need to workout. My test levels are getting too high
>>69070066
You and Panamabro should fight to the death
>>69070091
Panama isn't actually from Panama
>Nomar
>Jurickson
>Elvis
Why do all these brown rangers players have cornball nigga names?
baboosh!
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I guess this new pointing at the dugout thing replaced the deer antler thing ;_;
hallo friends
Tanaka you fucking piece of shit.
Come on fat man
>>69070303
>>69070303
>thats a dude
FAT MAN!
>A-at least he can play defense
Fuck Teix.
>yankees fielding
>letting the fat man reach 1st on a grounder to 1st
>>69070344
Get you nasty obsession with trannies out of here my man
Is this the series in which the Yankees finally collapse?
>there are people ITT who don't think Didi is elite
>>69068935
>they cant give tickets away
Yankees have highest ticket prices and close to if not highest attendance.
Went to a Cub's game at Wrigley last year couldn't believe how cheap the tickets were compared to The Stadium
>Salary: 22 million USD (2015)
>Texas Yankees
This trip has always offended me
>mfw looking at the schedule and realizing that Texas plays the cusb right after the all star break
World series preview?
>>69070401
I missed the huge Rangers/Yankees fanbase bonding moment two gamethreads ago because I was banned. Made me sad desu
>>69070444
Checked, pretty awesome thread you missed Tex
>>69070444
Aww I'm sorry, dang mods
>>69070444
why did you get banned?
>>69070444
checked. Too bad shit was cash
>>69070444
>that glorious double thread with the rain delay
>>69070481
qt posting, the said it was off-topic
>>69070536
>>69070378
If you were posting this ugly "woman", it was well deserved
>>69070536
do you think somebody reported you? Also stop posting that ugly soccer chick
>>69070536
Yeah. I got banned with you too senpai
I warned y'all about Maz.
>>69070589
>>69070536
There was a guy a couple days ago that said he got banned for posting women in the Yankee thread. I think it's the trigger roastie that complains about QT posting
>>69070536
Has happened to me too. I bet that """""Femanon""""" is the one reporting qt posting.
>>69070557
Was it hard coming out to your parents?
>>69070588
Nah, I'm sure the mods come in here from time to time. They post CP all the time in Divegrass threads apparently, so I'm sure the mods try to be on top of that
>>69070589
Kek, that was the post I replied to that got me banned. At least I wasn't the only one.
>>69070589
fuck you got banned for that?
I got a week ban for 1 Trump meme in a dead thread, I know its off topic but damn a week?
>Cherrios hittng .196
>Still has an .816 OPS
Jesus
>>69070661
I really trigger the mods
>>69070642
No, I'm a virgin, what would even be the point of coming out?
T H I C K
>>69070662
>>69070635
She also gets offended by Trump as well and reports that
>>69070662
i was banned by some faggot who does it for free for posting spurdo in a /hoc/ thread. riddle me the fuck that
>>69070711
I really don't understand /hoc/. How do they generate so many memes? Are they all forced?
Mods are queer
>>69070680
So you've been here at least 2 years? I don't feel so bad now
>>69070742
I've been here since 2008. Didn't start screencapping until four years ago
>>69070742
Have you been banned before?
T H I C K- S E N P A I
>>69070680
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>>69070770
Shhhh dont draw attention, this whole threads about to get banned
>>69070782
Man arms senpai
>>69070782
I can't tell if shes too thick
>>69070770
I've been here since 2011 but I thought Krabby and Luigi MP were the only ones before
>>69070771
I got banned once because I replied to some porn post
>>69070782
That's why she is working at YES
>>69070828
I browsed a bit of /sp/ during the 2009 season but then I went off to college and was unable to watch any of the games. I completely missed the 2010-2014 seasons.
What are the chances Dyson is destroying some Emily puss
I have never had Dunkin Donuts, my city doesn't have one, is it good?
>>69070739
its based finland who serve as the foundation of hoc memes. they arent forced and actually of quality.
>Building an In-N-Out within 2 miles of any Whataburger
For what purpose? Why is Texas trying to become like Commiefornia?
>>69070893
I've never eaten at a breakfast that wasn't Dunkin Donuts so I couldn't compare. But nobody complains
>>69070855
It was different then. Seems like everything has to be ok with everyone now
>>69070796
shes almost 6ft and played d1 volleyball so its not surprising
>>69070921
In n Out isn't that good, its not bad but idk why they hype it up so much
>>69070929
/sp/ was so much different and better. We don't have any power rankings or car chase threads which made the board so great. 4chan isn't the same as it used to be but there's no alternative.
>>69070905
If I knew more about Hockey, I'd lurk /hoc/ a little more. I want to see what they're all about
>>69070958
It's because they've never eaten at Whataburger before
>indians are actually good
Will the Browns also win the Superb Owl?
>>69070971
I'm nostalgic for Whataburger. My nights in Texas were built of the stuff. The nearest one is on the other side of Georgia where I live sadly.
>>69070893
wouldnt order a hot breakfast sandwich from there. a bagel/donut/muffin is cool tho and their coffee is pretty decent if youre not a hipster faggot
>>69070964
yeah I agree, I just really don't get all the generals. I think we all might just be getting older though
>>69070993
>>69070971
>>69070958
>tfw i'm such a pleb i unironically like mcdonald's
>>69070964
I've been banned way more just the past 6 months than from 2009-2013, it used to be hard to be banned now I can post something that isn't even offensive or controversial and I'll catch a ban.
>>69071020
I think I just lessened the shitposting. In the summer of 2014 I was banned more often than not. I eased up when I got permanently banned from /pol/
>>69070971
you can pretty much use the finnposters as an introduction to whats going on. they are 7 hours ahead of EST so getting them during their midday/evening posting is pretty lulzy
>>69070964
/sp/ and 420chan 2008/2009 was iconic
Which team is collapsing more the Yankees or Red Sox?
>>69071119
Red Sox have a lot more to collapse from
>>69071119
Red Cucks were actually expected to be good
>>69071042
>permanently banned from /pol/
Kek, how in the fuck did you manage that?
>It's another Yankees make a pitcher with a 5+ ERA look like an ace episode
What do authentic Jew York bagels taste like?
HODOR
giradi why the fuck is your binder telling you to keep tanaka?
nevermind, fuck your binder logic
This is just too easy
Fucking hell Tanaka
I was reading some comments on Facebook the other day, and there are Cubs fans that genuinely think that they can get Miller or Chapman for a low level Single-A player.
>>69071171
Christen Press: Texas Yankees """""qt""""" posting
Dog: Rest of us Yankee fans
>>69071220
why do you keep holding onto the binder?
>>69071237
Miller and Chapman will command top AAA major league ready prospect. There are other teams willing to give that up
so much for getting tickets to a game soon even if metro north will drop me off right at the stadium
>>69071246
That's a pretty standard /pol/ post, I'm surprised there was an issue over that
>>69071296
you the guy from CT or Poughkeepsie?
What would McCann get us in the trade market?
>>69071353
nah westchester about 30 minute train ride
why don't the yankees just fire cashman already?
>>69071291
That's what a lot of the people replying to those retards were saying, but the Cubs fans were having none of that
>>69069016
There's literally nothing wrong with her. She's really pretty for a mother her age and the club loves her.
>>69071382
I don't think anyone is looking for a catcher. Although he provides a lot of defense
Players that should/will go
>Beltran
>Chapman
>Miller
>Eovaldi
>Nova
>Gardner
>Hicks (if anybody will take him)
>Ellsbury (eat his salary)
>>69071400
Eastchester?
>yfw \mlb\ is absolutely seething right now
>>69071382
McCann could bring in some good prospects I would think. He's got power, and he's a good defensive catcher.
>>69071434
Yankees wouldn't get shit for Nova
>noon game tomorrow
Yea not like people have work or anything
Anybody know about Tyler Austin? He's batting .320 in AAA. But I never hear of him being promoted. What's wrong with him.
>>69071448
This is what I think
>going to all those other boards
ugh
>>69071508
>Not going to other boards
ugh
>>69071476
Ah the good old Flehmen response. So majestic.
>>69071441
nah upper 914 towards croton
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>>69071469
He's 37
didi is elite
>>69071539
He's 24 dude
Wow Choo didn't even try to gun down McCann at the plate, what a bitch.
>aaron hicks is allowed to play while judge sits in AAA
It has to be Cashman telling Girardi to play Hicks over Ref
>>69071554
Nope, he's 37. I don't know where you're getting your information.
>>69071598
He's not ready yet
>>69071631
Are you trolling me dude?
>Christopher Tyler Austin (born September 6, 1991) is an American professional baseball outfielder in the New York Yankees' organization.
>>69071633
Yeah, of course nobody is ready yet
>>69071612
I knew the Yankees wouldn't be shit after steinbrenner died
Enjoy years and years of mediocrity rivaling that of the late 80s yankees
>>69071644
Yeah, I figured I'd get a better reaction. Hopefully something exciting in this game happens soon.
>>69071612
>h-h-he'll turn it around. any day now
>>69071694
Railriders are killing it in AAA. That offense is better than the one being displayed every night in the majors
>>69071716
They're also millions of dollars cheaper. It's all about the dinero.
>>69071675
>Prime Emma Watson will never sit on your face and call you a bloody wanker
jdimsa
>>69071754
>i'll never be feminist enough for watson
>>69071669
Lmao,the 80s Yankees are as good as any team in Rangers history, bud
Enjoy your mole hill victory, lmao
i miss Ron Washington
>letting your opponent score
I thought Texas was elite?
>>69071669
>the long and storied history of the rags
>thanks for shooting brown children in defense of Israel
>>69071792
OUT OUT OUT!
>>69071777
>missing a crackhead
wot?
>>69071777
we all do but bannister is the man
>>69071772
rangers didn't have the payroll they do now, sorry other teams have to earn their wins not just buy chips
>>69071807
>we should let them take over our cities instead of shooting them
>>69071818
Crack is good for you and can work to your advantage if you smoke it responsibly
>>69071824
>le ebin Yankees bought all of their rings meme
>>69071832
>invade and occupy other countries
>they get mad and blow shit up
>what savages we should glass them all
>>69071875
>getting rid of cruel dictators and bringing the country into the modern age
>god how horrible blow yourself up in a market ahmed
>>69071875
Canada get the fuck out
>>69071872
they did
first championship was in 1923, that was after they bought babe ruth
ever since then it's been the same thing with different players
not a single earned championship
>>69071953
What is 1996?
another Beltre fluke, retire useless old man
>>69071906
>dictators you installed, armed, and financed
kek
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>>69071975
They went bad. Now we have to remove them
>>69071975
Give me back my hockey team you fuck!
anyone else feel bad for the Yankees?
>>69068562
Oy vey
>>69072012
>ever feeling bad for professional sports teams
>>69072012
Yes, a team with 0 real championships and now they cant even buy championships anymore
>>69071964
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YVNlvnsQ828
>>69072045
>implying he was going to catch that ball anyway
>>69071953
First 20 championships were before Free Agency existed. 1977-1978 Championships only had one major Free Agent signing, but they had already won the pennant in 1976 so he didn't really add too much. The 90's dynasty was almost exclusively farm players (Jeter, Rivera, etc.) and players that they traded for that were undervalued by their previous teams (O'Neill, Martinez, Brosius, etc.) 2009, all of the FA signing with the exception of CC vastly under preformed in the postseason. They had to rely on players like Matsui, Jeter and other already established Yankees in order to win.
>>69072055
>implying he wasn't
you don't know baseball do you?
If Moreland homers, the Yankees will never win another championship #RangersCurse
>>69072057
I agree with you about the 90's championships but I can't say 2009 wasn't brought. Yankees could keep guys like Jeter because they had money. They also paid a lot of money for Sabathia and Burnett. Arod and Tex performed big time in the ALDS and ALCS.
>>69072151
wont happen mitch is terrilbe in new yankees stadium
>>69071972
>said beltre was gonna go 0 in 4
>gets btfo
How mad you must be
they should start off with one out and skip a-rod
If the Yankees get another out, they will NEVER win another championship #RangersCurse
If the Rangers get another hit the Yankees will never reach the playoffs until 2040 #StankeesSuck
>>69072174
I have 26 rings, Beltre has none, you tell me
I think the Yankees should call up that dog in AA. He's young, cheap, and plays the game hard.
>>69072180
proving my point
>>69072187
>>69072214
autism
>>69072187
HOLY SHIT!
>Another meaningless late inning dinger from McCann
>some dude wearing a strawberry mets jersey
fuck you you faggot
>>69072157
Having money to keep players shouldn't qualify as "buying" a championship, especially at that point in Jeter's career. They could've easily found a younger, better Shortstop to replace the aging Jeter. Burnett literally didn't do shit. He has like a 5 ERA with the Yankees. Outside of Tex's walk-off in the ALDS, he didn't do much to help the cause. A-Rod was an established Yankee at that point in his career, and so was Matsui. Sure, they paid big tickets for them, but they also lost with them more often than they won.
The Rangers may never lose a game again this year.
who's going to be here tomorrow morning?
>>69072216
>takes credit for a teams achievements
>on a Korean cork board
>>69072277
Full house dubs proves it
DON'T CALL IT A COMEBACK
didi is elite
>>69072281
Probably no one
>>69072258
if you guys payed players what they're worth i would agree but you don't, you guys over pay alot and sometimes it doesn't make sense
that's why it does qualify as buying championships
Didi is fucking elite
Didi, more like Peepee
if we lose this game I'm becoming an Astros fan
>>69072331
In that case, GO YANKEES!
>>69072315
The last big free agency year for the Yankees was with Tanaka, McCann, Beltran, and Ellsbury. Tanaka- what's going on with him? McCann- not bad, slightly above average. Beltran- nothing until like a month and a half ago. Ellsbury- probably the best of the four. "Buying" world championships never seemed so hard.
As a Yankee/Red Sox fan, this has been a bad year
Matt Bush should go back to prison
>>69072315
That thought process doesn't make any sense. They're signing the same players whether they're overpaying them or not. The extra money doesn't give them any different advantage.
>>69072331
watch out. that trip is on autoban if a mood sees it
>>69072385
>would you rather go to the yankees for $15 million or some other team for $10 million?
>not buying players
>>69072361
only because budgets have never been more big
>>69072395
In other words you're admitting to evading ban
>>69071535
that's way up there
