MEME OVERLOAD
https://vine.co/v/5zAMFv9nt70
What did he mean by this?
First for Nashville on suicide watch
>tfw no more trades of free agent excitement
>CANADA
edition
>>69065417
>this delusional
Never let Canadians manage your team. They're natural idiots.
just faulk my trades up f a m
>>69065367
Consider this:
>P.K. gives millions to an hospital
>There's an award, given by the player, that reward the player that gives the most to the community
>Subban lost it to Pacioretty
He wasn't that liked by the team.
>>69065417
Kek nice try
As laffs fan, I must say I'm pretty satisfied right now.
>>69065351
>>69065366
Arjun Basu
@arjunbasu
Imagine hating your star athlete so much that you keep the awful coach and trade the dude that donated $10 million to the kids hospital.
Stevie Y confirmed GM of the Year
>“We completed today an important transaction which I am convinced will make the Canadiens a better team. It was also one of the most difficult decisions I had to make as general manager of the Montreal Canadiens. In Shea Weber, we get a top rated NHL defenseman with tremendous leadership, and a player who will improve our defensive group as well as our powerplay for many years to come. Shea Weber led all NHL defensemen last season with 14 powerplay goals. He is a complete rearguard with impressive size and a powerful shot. P.K. Subban is a special and very talented player. He provided the Canadiens organization with strong performances on the ice and generous commitment in the community. I wish him the best of luck with the Predators,” said Canadiens general manager Marc Bergevin.
>>69065458
You're not even a little sad that you lost the Stammer Sweepstakes?
>>69065417
>Nashville gets the better d-man
>"suicide watch"
I don't you understand how these memes work, anon
What the fuck is today even? I'm too shocked to even be mad right now.
>>69065417
Literally the only thing to be worried about is the cap recapture
Holy shit Canada just went full JUST
>the entire offseason happening in less than 45 minutes
>>69065465
no, more like the Tampa sans Stamkos GM of the year. The fact that they made it that far, beat up. without him was huge.
>>69065471
Honestly I had mixed feelings. Stamkos is legit but fuck paying him 10+ a year. This gives them so much more room to do other things. Not to mention his clots make me nervous as fuck.
Somehow Sweeney isn't the dumbest GM in the league right now. Don't fuck this up, Donny.
As long as Kenny doesn't give out any contracts longer than 3 years, I think I'll be happy even when he overpays.
DAILY REMINDER THAT ROMAN JOSI AND PK SUBBAN WILL BE ON THE SAME TEAM NEXT YEAR
>>69065470
how the fuck do these people have jobs
Enjoying the shit show that is Candian trading
When was the last time David Poile did something stupid?
Taylor Hall traded for almost nothing. Edmonton on suicide watch
>>69065417
Nashville is happy about this
t. Nashville citizen and preds fan
>A fucking leaf
>A player known only for his meme slapshot
Poile saw one of his disciples pull off a good trade today with Hall-Larsson and had to steal back the spotlight
Are Calgary and Winnipeg Canada's last hope now?
>>69065484
sounds like the GM had players in the system ready for injuries to me
bitch
>>69065470
Le Trade 2.0. If they don't win the cup in 2017 they're both going to get killed.
>>69065470
> I am convinced will make the Canadiens a better team
If he is found dead by a balcony I would not be surprised.
>sending a blackman to the south
>>69065517
Vancouver
>>69065517
I believe so. I like Calgary. Fuck Shitterpeg though.
>>69065498
Don't provoke him famalam.
I don't want him doing something dumb just to join in on the fun.
>>69065519
nah, more like he meme'd his way into some good fortune in the weak east. But it was still the players that had to do it.
>>69065527
I'm laughing. Thank you.
James Mirtle Verified account
@mirtle
The Canadian NHL teams get what they deserve.
That's the bottom line today.
>>69065521
it doesnt even make sense. Subban is already as good as if not better than Weber, and Weber is only getting worse. I wouldve rather they got Hall
...
Hey!
>>69065484
well he also somehow got drouin to revoke the trade request, so thats interesting as well. Depending on what happens with the goaltending situation this could be a really interesting season
>>69065305
>that deal makes 0 sense for the preds as well
They sold high on Weber, an amazing deal for them really.
This is probably the biggest day in hockey in as as long as I can remember. Someone please make a complilation of this.
>laffs flew people down to Tampa to meet with Stammer today
>he basically walks in and tells them he's staying with the Bolts
>LAFFS
feelsgoodman.exe
>1993
Why would they trade a good strong white defenseman for a black guy, why did they do this to my favorite team
We have to pay Weber's guaranteed till 2025 don't we, plus they're paying an additional 2 million for a worse defenseman, it's fucking stupid
>yfwswtc
>>69065534
>Vancouver
Let's be real here.
>>69065555
WEEEEEEW
LADS
A
D
S
>>69065524
Montreal Mafia has some sick snipers. If some of them happen to be habs fans...
>>69065585
Youre that retarded /nfl/ trip right?
The contracts were traded, no money retard.
You got a great defenseman in his prime and got rid of a declining talent with a HORRENDOUS contract
But if you want to go the whole "oh noes a black guy" route then so be it
you guys won the trade
>>69065559
>trade request
lol you make it sound like RFAs that hurt their value by throwing tantrums have a lot of leverage. that's why no one wanted him at the deadline.
>>69065604
Up and coming
>>69065555
Literally who
>>69065567
HAHAHAH
>>69065604
>unaware that this year is out year
>>69065585
Nashville just got BLACKED
Josi and Subban pairing will be godlike
>>69065625
He posts cp shit in all the nfl threads
YES FINALLY A FUCKING REAL DEFENDER
SEE YA HALLSY
>>69065585
There was no salary retained so you don't have to pay Weber anything. And you just got back one of the best Dman in the league at the age of 27, albeit on a not-so-great contract either but at least he's in his prime.
Is this the biggest day in the history of hockey when it comes to transactions?
>>69065567
i like to picture stammer walking into the room with a publix sub in his hand while they play ebic music with a dramatic 30 second highlight reel of the laffs last season with the mayor and everyone else standing around googly eyed at stammer. then when it finishes stammer turns around and walks out of the room
>>69065644
On this day, the gods came to Nashville to smite the other 29 peasant teams
>>69065625
Not really, because Weber is hardly declining and most likely won't until his late 30s his contract is setup so we're paying 2 million less for a better player, I mean hell he won Messier cup this year, the guy was vital leadership around the team and essential for a deep playoff run in the future
Dont worry guys, we still have Lucic to generate some memes
Is there a team in the league with a worse position than the Montreal Canadiens?
>>69065675
calm down, we're talking about a team that memed their away against the perennial choke Cucks and lost to the Shorks. But still a great trade in sheer value.
>>69065688
Fuck off you stupid pedo.
>>69065668
Probably since the Lindros deal.
Anyone try that Hall trade on an NHL video game? Would they allow it?
APOLOGIZE
Nashville GM is a genius, dunno what else to say.
Got the best offensive dman in the league. They are known for drafting well on defence, they have plenty of guys to cover for Subban. he's going to fit in great.
Lucic to Edmonton. Stan Lee confirmed
>>69065688
> because Weber is hardly declining and most likely won't until his late 30s
>the guy was vital leadership around the team and essential for a deep playoff run in the future
Go away retard
>>69065517
Ottawa has a decent chance of making the playoffs if they remain healthy.
They got a new coach, and an actual NHL top 4 this season.
>>69065688
Hasbs don't need more leadership when Price is basically their captain, he just needs to stay healthy
>>69065417
>be nashville
>have internal cap
>largest cap hit is an ageing overpaid defenseman
>trade him for one of the best young defenseman in the league straight up.
Yeah they're fucking laughing at montreal today.
>>69065688
>handeg faggot displays his ignorance
Go back to sucking dick in your own general.
>>69065699
lol true but this is our year next year to meme our way to the conference finals and lose
>Adam Larsson for Taylor Hall
>>69065641
I'm looking forward to more cheap tickets.
>>69065707
>b..but saying he wants to stay doesnt mean he wants to stay
>>69065510
Getting memed on by Vesey? Nothing truly disastrous in a while though unless you want to blame him for Team USA stuff
>>69065585
The only bad part of this for the Preds is the cap recapture and that's a cap penalty rather than cash they have to pay out. I don't see how you could be upset by this besides the emotional thing. I'll miss Shea and I'm sad we traded him to a shitty team that doesn't know what they're doing.
>>69065716
>Lucic to Edmonton
I'd be happy with that
>>69065517
Only Calgary since Burke secretly runs the show. And now that Stamkos is signed maybe they can get Bishop. If someone other than Calgary gets him I'll be even more on suicide watch.
>>69065740
I wonder what the damage control will be like when he clots up again.
Nashville's PP1 lead by Josi
Nashville's PP2 lead by Subban
>sending the black guy to Tennessee
gg Habs
>>69065721
>Ottawa
I'm sorry, who?
>>69065692
Vancouver if they're gonna trade away they're entire future again.
>drafting a positional need instead of a prospect
Oilers memed hard, as well. Maybe even harder than the hasb. But the rest of the team's still looking okay-ish. So it might be okay after all.
Hard to tell. At least Murray hasn't reved up to supreme meme heights. Yet.
>>69065727
Preds don't have an internal cap anymore. That ended when the team became profitable and the NHL changed the midpoint rules associated with revenue sharing. They're something like $5mil within the cap right now before finishing RFA signings.
>>69065669
After he leaves, the laffers sit in miserable silence, trying to avoid eye contact with a strangely smug-looking frog sitting on the conference room table
>>69065761
>Calgary trades for Jimmy Howard
>Reminder that benning is retarded and that jarmo is a genius
>>69065762
probably not as interesting as the desperate damage control all the "$tamko$", >laffs, and detoilet fans will be doing
>1993
>>69065527
>stealing Finnish jokes
giving you that (you) senpai, (you) really earned it
>>69065785
Calgary got Andersen though, they don't need another goalie
>>69065585
>Implying the Preds didn't just rob Montreal blind
Stick to CP and your shitty football team, autist.
>Be Bergevin
>Trades are here
>Trade literally the most popular player of the team
>Lose all the fans
>never win a Stanley Cup because the team is shit
>mfw
She wants the Jon dick
>>69065795
As a Detroit fan I can pretty much guarantee >we are going to overpay for Frans Nielsen as damage control
Get in here and vote for Ayy Lmaos
http://m.reviewjournal.com/sports/hockey-vegas/day-3-what-should-las-vegas-nhl-expansion-team-be-called-poll
>>69065825
don't forget
>Sign Shaw for 6 years
>Back your retarded coach
>1993
lol
>>69065785
Howard is a good starter. I wouldn't be mad unless its
>Howard to Calgary
>Bishop to Carolina for the same price
>>69065510
A first for paul gaustad
>>69065510
He's fucking good. He works with an internal cap if he didn't he would probably have a team like Chicago.
Oh god, I just took a look at the NHL facebook page and people were seriously calling the hasb the winner of the trade because of >muh character and locker room.
How can people be so fucking delusional?
literally why didn't they just trade Hall for Subban
why
>>69065839
wel you already dodged a silver bullet of pavel
>>69065779
Will they have enough for Ryan Johansen though, that's my biggest concern. How it's setup they're paying an additional 2.5 million for Subban when they've already dished out a shit ton the past coupel of seasons on players like Josi, Wilson, Ekholm, Ellis, Smith and now Forsberg
>>69065711
>Got the best offensive dman in the league
Are you serious
>>69065496
The Blots signed him for only 8.5 though
>>69065706
Just tried it. Did not allow it! Reloaded... still didn't allow it. Reloaded...... STILL didn't allow it.
So I reloaded it again......
>>69065861
>Bishop to Carolina
Stop, anon, I can only get so erect
>>69065836
Those dick sucking lips
>>69065823
>Andersen
>good
don't trust goalie stats on teams with that much size and that was Toronto anyway. Calgary got Elliot who's a UFA next year and even worse.
>>69065774
>Americans don't know geography
There's a shocker.
JUST
GIVE
EDMONTON
THE
CUP
ALREADY
>>69065877
8.5 is florida is like 10 in canada
>>69065882
STILL DIDN'T ALLOW IT!
>>69065873
You're forgetting the Fisher and Ribeiro contracts are over after this season. Johansen will probably only get a $3-5 mil raise.
Oilers made a good trade Hall is even more retarded and mongrel then the most retarded and mongrel Finn out there.
>>69065585
/nfl/ is that way bub.
Wonder if the >rags are getting calls about Stepan now.
bluejackets sealed jones for 6 years on an amazing deal GG jarmo
You won hockey
>>69065886
Bolts fan here, I'll give you Bishop for free.
>>69065870
Literally the only answer is that bergevin and therrien hate subban. There's no other way.
>>69065870
Subban is worth a lot more than Hall. (And Weber, but frogs are retarded)
>>69065711
he's the 4th best In My Opinion
"this was the deal, we were targeting this player"
"This is a guy we wanted to have right now"
>GM Chiarelli on Adam Larsson during his press conference
>>69065585
You're a fucking retard if you can't see why this is a windfall deal for Nashville. You get a younger, better defenseman for less term (Weber has 11 FUCKING years left on his deal)
>>69065688
>Weber is hardly declining
Go back to /nfl/ or kill yourself, I don't care which. Don't pretend to watch this sport again.
>>69065711
>Got the best offensive dman in the league
Last I checked, Justin Faulk wasn't traded today.
>>69065825
Montreal is steeped with tradition
>>69065928
literally everyone except habs management knows this
>>69065928
subban will never, ever be 'the guy' on a cup winner. he's a number 2. fight me.
>>69065944
Literally top 3 worst trades I have ever seen
Edmonton losing Hall isn't a big deal because McDavid is GOAT, the problem is that Larsson isn't a #1
>>69065823
>Calgary got Andersen
They got fucking elliot...and he sucks. Laffs got andersen.
>>69065924
You're taking Ward with you and you'll like it.
Post yfw Montreal saved Edmonton from being the stupidest team of the dag
Subban is overrated desu
>“I’ve never shopped P.K. I’ve never done it and I'm not doing it. I can’t prevent other teams from calling me, though. That’s the reality of the situation. There will always be rumors. That’s the market in Montreal and that’s Canada. No matter what I say, the rumors will always be there. When other teams call, I listen, but I say no,” said Bergevin during his pre-draft press conference, referencing reports that the Canadiens’ No. 76 could very well be on the move.
>>69065959
He got traded for another #2, what's the harm?
>>69065668
1988
>>69065950
>Faulk
Holy shit that's even more retarded
>>69065970
Larsson is young and good, he has the potential to be a top 2 D. Edmonton didn't really need hall but they still could've gotten a lot more for him.
>>69065982
not as overrated as Weber
>>69065959
How many defensemen are "the guy" on a championship winning team? Doughty and Keith maybe? And even then you could easily argue Kopitar or Kane/Toews
Hall isn't even the #3 on a championship winning team
>ebin black man trade :Dd
>BEST D #1 IN THE LEAGUE :D GUB IS OURS
not so fast lads
FINALLY!
Sorry to see you go Hall, but someone had to go. Larsson better stay with the team long term.
>>69065944
he's >decent
>>69066012
>trading someone with potential to be top 2 D
>for someone who already is top wing
??
>>69065944
larsson is a beast and they clearly don't want to build around hall. it seems really strange that nobody would have beaten that offer though. i bet the wild and ducks would have but they didn't want him in the conference or whatever. maybe oilers scouting staff is just really high on larsson
one thing i thought at first was, how much better is larsson than kulikov? the disparity in payment doesn't reflect that i don't think lol
>stammers face when he left the toronto team office
>>69065950
It's Karlsson. If Ottawa trades him they're gonna relocate. At least Montreal has other stars to fall back on.
traded a black guy for RyJo last year;
got a black guy back for Weber this year.
Nashville understands that the 1D needs to be black. Shame they're in Tennessee.
"damn those are some awful trades" - Jim Benning
>>69066013
true
What happened?
>>69065924
>stealing something important from Calgary again
NO
>>69066032
Which non-Faulk/Hanifin dman from the stable would you like for RNH?
>>69066020
pk subban is not a number 1 D
>>69065980
? By not trading for Subban?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
>HEBS
>HEBS
>FRENCH RETARDS
>>69066040
chia probably looked at how shit his chemistry with McDavid was and thought he'd be useless.
>people laugh at the oilers for never having defense
>acquire defense
>still make fun of them
why
>>69065958
>those dick sucking lips though
I like the Flames, always did. You can have him too.
>>69066088
I don't actually watch hockey: the post
>>69066041
Larsson is much better. Buffalo fans weren't happy about that Kulikov trade
>>69066041
>maybe the oilers scouting staff is just really high
this 2bhwy (to be honest with you)
>>69065985
Criss d'ostie de calice de serpent de menteur.
Can i please get a rundown of what has happened?
>of yakupov, rnh, eberle and hall, they trade hall first
>>69066045
>At least Montreal has other stars to fall back on.
Like Shaw.
>>69065970
Left Wing is the easiest position to replace, so not a big loss tbqh. Larsson can play 20min+ a game and is still young. He isn't the pp/offensive right hander they dearly need, but at least he can round out the top 4 and give them something to fall back on.
Also, with Hall gone, it leaves room for Lucic to step in.
>>69066088
Okay defense for a top winger, tho. Like the Oilers should have gotten more out of that. Than it wouldn't have been half as retarded.
>>69066088
>Give up a top-line player
>For a dman with 69 points in 274 games
Oh gee whiz I wonder why
Peter Chiarelli has traded Tyler Seguin and Taylor Hall.
as an oilers fan someone convince me why i shouldnt hang myself right now
doesnt hall for subban and larsson for weber make more sense??
>>69066113
>Hall for Adam Larsson
>Stamkos re-signs 8x8.5M
>Subban for weber
>>69066099
Can't win by only scoring goals
Preds need to trade Rinne for Fleury next
>>69066080
how many points Does Draisaitl get next year? My guess is 35.
>>69066139
>trading away an elite LW for a middle pair defenseman
Yeah great trade
Why is everyone knocking Larsson because of his points? He was a fucking Devil, where would the points come from?
>>69066134
>>69066132
>the absolute madman
>>69066124
This you guys are overreacting
just remember that you will never be as retarded as the high school tranadian
>>69066133
>hall for subban
yeah
>larsson for weber
no
>>69066070
He's a 1B. And NSH traded a 2 at best for him. Sounds like a win.
>>69066154
traded for Kevin Klein, Kevin Hayes and a 3rd rounder in 2019
Metro looking scarier and scarier.
>>69066133
still have McJesus.
>>69066160
Karlsson racks them up in Ottowa. Duh
so devils fans are saying larsson is actually good, ive fucking never even heard of him
not surprised he has low points because the devils dont score goals for shit but goddamn this hurts bros
it hurts so much
>>69065966
Not even close. This was a great deal for both teams. Larsson can easily step in as the Oilers best dman considering what they have.
>>69066185
The >rags have actual competition now lol.
>>69066160
If he was worth Hall he would be able to get at least 40 points a year even with no forwards
We're shitting on him right now but Weber did it
>>69066164
>>69066132
>>69066133
It does but the oilers would have to add...or well maybe not afterall.
>>69066134
>Staden av Adam Larsson
>The City of Toronto
> La ville de Montréal
>>69066199
Just think If it was Eberle or RNH for him, you wouldn't hear as much complaining.
>>69066200
Seek immediate medical attention. Your delusion may harm either yourself or someone else.
Is Jonas Brodin better than Adam Larsson?
>>69066037
Mike Smith is an Oilers fan...
Probably not anymore
>give up a billion goals in a season
>actively try and improve defense
>lol you retarded bros what you doing???
>>69066185
Yeah, it's fucking terrifying.
Seriously what the fuck is going on Canadian teams
As a leafs fan im not shook at all with Stamkos staying in Tampa. Lets be real, the leafs are in no position to win a cup, and at best, they will barely make the playoffs, but i see that as stretching it even. Save the cap space, develop the team, sign someone as big down the line when the team is setup, and more comfortable with each other and playing in Toronto
>>69066234
That's the entire point, though. The oilers should have gotten more out of the trade. Not a <40pts dman.
>>69066234
Yeah because Hall is better than both of them you fucking dip.
so we traded hall for larsson and lucic, what the fuck chiarelli why didnt you just stay in boston where this stuff already happened
>>69066199
He was pretty good for Sweden in the latest world championship but he's not good enough to be in the Swedish Bettman Cup team
>>69066250
>give up a billion goals in a season
>trade an elite forward for a 2nd-pairing defenseman
The oilers could have literally picked larsson instead of nugent hopkins
>>69066199
>so devils fans are saying larsson is actually good,
look at their roster. It's not like they have much going for them. He never impressed me as a pongs fans.
>>69065669
Weber is going to slow down a lot sooner than Subban though. He is the prototypical heavy dman that becomes too slow to keep up with the young speedy players. I give him two years before he is basically a pylon.
>>69066268
Hallelujah! Sanity prevails in Toronto!
All these bad trades and yet Don Sweeney still trying his damndest to make a move and pull away from the pack as biggest dumbass.
>4 1sts to get Trouba as an RFA
>A guy who is basically Dougie Hamilton
>reeeee
Holy shit, I just got back from work.
This is memes meeting memes. Fucking memes squared.
>>69066244
no, If Larsson has 0 offense, Brodin has negative offense.
>>69066259
honestly makes me think the league might be rigged
>>69066120
the "fuck you, fucking faggot man"
anyone got the webm of it please?
>>69066114
surely hall is kind of a loss but let's be realistic
As you mentioned the oilers got so much offensive potential resting in their team but still had no D except some aging bald guy called Sekera
Getting a young D-man, who did even somewhat good with the Devlels is a nice addition in my opinion
Also they now have /hoc/s favourite Player drafted
>pic related
>tfw your team doesn't have a retarded GM
Feels better now than it ever has in my life.
>yfw calgary is least retarded canadian team
>>69066272
Why did I kek so hard?
>>69066289
and he already had surgery on his knee, playing on borrowed time
>>69066268
1 hour ago
>OMG WERE SIGNING STAMMER TIRE CEO EVEN CAME TO SEE HIM
>MAYOR IS SUCKING HIS DICKS IT HAPPENING
>LOU IS A GENIUS
>signs with TB for 8.5 million
I never wanted him away
>>69066319
Oh how I envy you senpai
>>69066317
This but people will continue to meme. They need defensemen
Did Bergevin JUST
if they're just going to ship him out for a nobody why didn't Bergevin trade us for Sbisa???
Yzerman is a wizard but he's going to have to pull some meme magic with Kucherov too.
>>69066237
Are you serious? Ya, Edm should have hanged on to another fragile offensive forward, that would surely help them win. No point picking up a solid defensive dman, something they sorely lack, not to mention it's a right hand dman.
i feel sick over this hall trade
like im going to throw up i can feel it
>>69066319
Feels amazing desu
>>69066326
truly the day canada exploded
Benning and Sweeney are sitting at their desk wondering just how mad they can go to one-up this news today.
Trading everything for MAF or that retarded Trouba offer sheet would definitely do it.
>>69066234
That's the entire fucking point you retard.
>>69066326
>thinking one fan represents the fan bases mentality
Ive always felt this way about Stammer, it would of been awesome if he signed, dont get me wrong, but im just as happy without him. He isnt needed right now
>>69066292
I dont post often due to how embarrassing most leaf fans are, we're not all delusional
>>69066357
You'll be better off in the long term
>Draft a living Meme
>make a bad trade
Has FHD become airborne?
>>69066185
and then the >rags are unironically thinking about signing this fucker (pic related)
You can't make that shit up
I heard you guys want grabner too cause of his kinda good penalty killing. Better sign him than the other austrian slob
>>69066268
The only reason people wanted Stamkos in the first place is because there'd be this legit superstar in Toronto again, a face of the franchise. But then they won the draft, so now everyone's turned their attention straight on Matthews.
>he didn't believe me when I called Hall for Larsson straight up
Apologize.
>Habs fans acting like the world is ending when they still have the one player that makes up their one-man team
>>69066356
Ya you're a fucking idiot. Hall is one of the best left wings in the league and the best you can do is larsson?
