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First for Juve fucking his cousin
>making threads
>not posting about tennis
Truly the hero we need
PLEASE lend me a fiver
>thread wars
>>69062430
The time I give you a fiver is the time it stops raining in WImbledon, which is never
>>69062468
It obviously will stop raining at some point though
Grats, Juve
this is the real thread
Also this Leipzig II game is one of the most bizarre ones I've ever seen
>>69062468
F5'ing BBC weather for this
Any niggers on Honkaa Espoo u19 reback
>Didn't get on leipzig game
>rain delay
bookies just pmed me to stop posting tips
TorasAngel SUCH a babe
NEED some play. Isner the fucking cunt better finish it off.
Just had a haircut. 25 pound robbery. Slags better appreciate it.
>>69062635
Any reason why Bencic wasn't favourite pre-match?
pmsl inplay2g is on O15 in the leipzig game
>>69062683
LOL
>mamelodi
just dropped 1.5k on these, what do you lads think
>>69062689
Injured. Grass.
What's the deal with Isner?
He got BTFO in the second set for fuck sake.
>>69062739
Hasn't even finished? He's down a break.
I am taking my girl to the cinema tonight lads and got my haircut for the occasion what do you think?
>>69062719
I hope you going into space with them fucking moon boots fella
>>69062783
kek
>>69062783
>my girl
Sure lad
>>69062783
Getting banned again. Good. Which cousin is it today lid?
FFS acca hasn't even finished.
P A L L A D I U M S T O C K S
>>69062848
Doubles are meant to be starting soon aren't they
Why don't you fuckers talk about betting ?
Hope you guys give my haircut a thumbs up
>>69062878
Yeah, putting my life on Herbert/Mahut and Mirza/Hingis. Will post tips as it progresses.
>>69062903
>Not getting a 50 pound haircut no wonder you're banging your family
>>69062690
What was the Final Score?
>>69062718
yup. 2ez
>>69062903
you actually look like a thumb
>>69062945
2-12
>>69062772
You will pay for this TT.
I WILL BREAK YOU
montreal is a better party city than anywhere in europe
goffs on one
best bookies for tennis prices generally?
>>69063293
SuperLenny
>>69063293
superlenny
NEED 1 more Honkaa goal pmsl
>>69063311
>>69063313
thanks gents
Alloa v Dumfermine over .5 goals before HT, lads.
>>69062669
>Slags better appreciate it.
I do bby
>>69063293
Mara, but shit lays. Pinnacle is best all round if you can get one, Nitrogen is a BTC alternative. bet365 takes too much vig but it's worth it just for convenience
>>69062669
>25 pound robbery
>Imagine paying this much to get your haircut in a train station
Short n Curly's are having a giggle m8
please let the next centre court match be part of the accy
>>69063480
gj buddy
what were the scores in TorasAngel's games this evening?
>>69063480
top shags
>>69063659
http://www.bet365.com/extra/extra.aspx?contentpath=resultsandarchive,results
>>69063697
never knew this existed, cheers
>>69063779
longest injury of all time in the newry city sluts game
>>69063803
Game ending pregnancy
is KKK the biggest fraud?
Going HARD on Londrina -1. Refund at worst.
>>69063898
pmsl
>>69063915
666
>mfw there are people ITT who think Italia will not win the Euro
>>69064056
Lad, it's Iceland.
>bouchard
c'mon you stupid thot
>>69064082
>tfw odds of 41.00
>tfw kinda tempted
>>69064082
My man
>tfw literally had a cheeky fiver on Iceland to win their group
>Have not got a cheeky fiver on them to win the lot
Just 2 more legs lids
>>69064159
Wish I put more on this.
>>69064482
What's the Cash Out offer?
NEED euan to tell me if Omonia Nicosia is the bet
>>69064520
Knowing unibet, 15 euro
Goffy's tweets regarding England team are literally the biggest sense I've seen anyone speak in a while.
>>69064520
Unibet has no cash out on pre stakes.
Alloa v Dumfermine over 2.5 goals, NAO.
im on showmethewayavrilo in the 9pm at bath and lady mcguffy in the 9.10 kempton wish me luck
>>69064565
Fuck off juve.
NEEEEEEED ISNER
>>69064772
Not juve. Also if you disagree you are literally a pleb.
fuck wimbledon man, this rain is pissing me off
also come on blue jays la
wtb
Reminder that there's a direct correlation between non-voracious readers and those that do not understand Goff's patrician-level tweets
>>69064887
>that trip
>pretending to be juveguy
For what purpose?
>>69064711
1st and 2nd :^) if anyone else hopped on
>>69064620
reeeeeeeeeee feels bad man
>>69065128
You should get a trip, you're more qualified than fraudanon :^)
lads
I'm new
Whats the best betting site for Canada that lets you use paypal?
Instadebit doesn't work
My Visa card doesn't work because they have banned betting
How the fuck can I deposit some fucking money?
365 so cheeky
https://www.theguardian.com/sport/2016/jun/28/bet365-legal-action-delay-paying-punter-54000
>>69064928
Juve keeps posting weird stuff then claims its not him as soon as we slag him and then changes his trip. Happened three times now
>>69065242
Reminder he changed his paypal after the "doxxing" too even though it obviously wasn't him and was just banter.
He is a strange lad.
>>69065283
>Reminder he changed his paypal after the "doxxing" too even though it obviously wasn't him and was just banter.
Yeah that was strange
Where the fuck is my Bae HASS?
>>69065322
banned
>>69065337
Hasn't been posting on the tube or group chat though.
>>69065242
>Juve keeps posting weird stuff then claims its not him as soon as we slag him and then changes his trip. Happened three times now
Nah, I was genuinely away for all of yesterday. Everoyne seems to be using that !Ugh tripcode anyway, name me stuff that I've posted and denied PLEASE
>>69065220
>Only been 72 days
zzzzzz
>It's been 218 days
>>69065407
How much you owed?
>>69065407
Have you tried tweeting to them?
Large staking Volsungur women SW @21
There's a lot of Turks in Husavik ;)
>>69065407
Yeah but at least you know that was a fix, she is just getting raped by 365 dragging their heels about giving her back the money despite having verified ID, betting on legit races and being confirmed as not involved with money laundering. There is literally no reason for them not to pay out to her except for just being cunts.
>>69065399
The Soham screenshot. Posted with a trip different to the !Ugh one
>>69065450
Madmen, they STILL want a larger price on Volsungur pmsl
>>69065442
£780.
Very VERY thorough investigation being carried out at Ladbrokes HQ :^)
So now that KKK has been confirmed a fraud beyond doubt, are there any non paid tipsters on TT who are good? TorasAngel has been decent so far but everyone else seems utter utter
>>69065495
I'm not Soham. I didn't make that post.
I stopped using the !Ugh because everyone knows it and people like Hass have already broken into it.
>the absolute state of black parenting
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LEyGQuPLXmw
>>69065600
Mushroom, Hass and Mr Robot. The paid ones aren't much better either
>>69065600
Me.
>>69065600
Tennis Tipster :v)
Thank you Cybu once again
>>69065600
TorasAngel SO fit
https://tipstertube.com/profile/juveguy/following?page=2
Name me a SINGLE bad tipster on this list. Following too many, need to cull them
Not on berserkir overs zzzz
>>69065646
LOVE these vids
>>69065609
But you were still posting with that trip regularly recently before your ban and Hass is the only one who cracked it not quote unquote everyone like you claim. Just find it funny how this is your 5th trip because they all keep getting supposedly quote unquote hacked. Wouldn't be surprised if you're drunk posting on some shit
>>69065745
I know right, just feel so culturally enriched
>>69065746
Would LOVE to be able to holiday regularly like this dude https://twitter.com/soham1702/status/715995386272489472
>>69065672
Tedward I presume? Thanks for constantly clicking "ON", it always give me cheeky smile
Hope I win You some money, You're man of faith
>>69065782
Would explain why you have no money
Who you got for Poland - Portugal and Belgium - Wales?
>>69065811
Not Tedward. I might start clicking on though. I get on most of your bets and you've won me quite a bit since I started following
>>69065811
No I'm not oirish lol, but cheers anyway lol I'll post your stats that I've got in a bit
Vitoria DNB price has gone too far
>>69065844
Please don't include these stupid 10/10 Euro challange bets, ruined my ROI only
Should have created account for this shit
>>69065913
No I haven't lol, wouldn't bet 10 units on a correct score pml
>>69065844
LOVE Tedward. Best supporter. Literally makes my heart flutter when I get the notifications.
>>69065973
;)
Maybe I should trip up now that I'm famous
>>69065844
Would love to see this, and compare it with other tipsters too
>>69066018
How long have you been getting on my tips lid?
>>69065833
>betting on euros
>>69066036
since wimbledon started and i think i might've got on a few before, i only really click 'on' so i can keep track of stuff a little easier
>>69066084
Fuck. NEED to find someone whose got on before Wimbledon. Good point. Keep doing it anyway.
>>69066071
Euan ban this guy tbqh
>>69066125
No need to be mad, just pointing out the unpredictability of these games :)
>>69066071
Would like you to kindly delete that image. My girlfriend suffers with self harm xD rawr
>>69065600
Derfell and inplay2g
It'll actually come home if we get this guy as manager tbqh
>>69066121
Willy Hill not settling this lid
PLS HELP ME
I NEED TO MAKE QUICK MONEY
PLS TELL ME WHAT TO BET ON RIGHT NOW
I NEED THE MONEY
PLS HELP
>>69065242
Very strange
>>69065665
Cheeky cunt
>>69066231
It's been 5 days also tell me that wasn't an absolute WORLD bet.
>>69065844
>>69065936
Tedward is dat Guy
He never wrote "CyBu such a FRAUD" after 1 bet lost :)
Which /bet/ constantly does
>>69066121
soz
>>69065844
>>69066023
here's my stats so far for cybu, some of the stats might be off as i increased my unit stake. return just about matches with your TT tho (this is from late april btw)
>>69066233
Just lurk you prick. Get use to the culture and then open a bet 365. Deposit 50 Canadian dollars and start. Ask that other degenerate Canadian.
>>69066314
Lemme see anyway. Probably very red after that first day.
>>69066339
plenty of bets to come in yet
>Toothpaste advert
>Actors clearly have crowns
WHO are they trying to fool?!
>>69066233
>tfw everyone else here makes thousands
>tfw you barely make greasy tenners
>>69066371
Very very unhappy. Better times on the horizon Tedward.
>>69066371
Very interesting. Who else do you follow? Who's been the most profitable? I haven't been keeping up my spreadsheet and just use my balance now to work out how much I'm up lol
>>69066314
Stopped tipping corners, hope ROI will grow
Cheers for stats
>>69066457
yes hopefully tomorrow will be glorious
>>69066459
basi, toras, uni, dutchtips, bird (where has he gone? season over?). i think hass is most profitable but him and toras (so fit btw) are neck and neck in terms of roi
>>69066475
good to hear theyre lotto shite ;))
>>69066578
What about Euan?
>>69066606
i did yes sorry i forgot but he's gone paid hasn't he, might do it this month
Sole mission in life is to make Tedward happy. Hope he got on the acca. Also that cheeky Australian guy whose got his life on Isner.
>>69066627
didn't check his stats either (heads completely GONE, swimming in (You)'s), turns out he leads with roi
>>69066655
6s for Isner losing
>>69066691
ffs what a time to lose internet
>>69066655
lol cheers may8, SHAKING in anticipation for tomorrow
>>69066655
What acca?
>>69066691
Cunt
>>69066736
>He didn't get on
10 fold 9/1 acca. 7 legs complete. 8th basically done.
>>69066766
wow, rude
Seriously does InPlay2g just tip overs in games that already have a few goals? pmsl
>>69066847
What surprises me is that you can actually be profitable long term from doing this
>tfw this acca will land and TT will LITERALLY never let us forget about it
IMAGINE putting 2k on Southgate for England at evens
>>69067232
Cannot FATHOM doing this pal.
>>69066961
This is one of many my friend
>>69067232
Stop wasting money. Give a fiver to Juve.
>>69067306
Wasn't my bet. I'm letting the dust settle before starting up my England manager book but think I've missed out on a WORLD lay with Southgate
>>69066655
Fuck me ive been on the edge for the last 2 days, the rain is killing me
>hottest thing on tipstertube
>>69067406
Only Mladenovic and Isner left lid.
Okay since you cunts have decided not to help my next TT bio will be a quote by Dante.
>>69067437
Make it Nietzsche lid although not what doesn't kill you makes you stronger cause its a bit cliche now
>>69067665
Went with Camus lid. Pick a quote when I change it next and I'll put it up.
pmsl mathworks has made me more money in 2 days than Hass and Euan COMBINED this month
>>69067895
talking big sense here leaf
>>69067895
Thing with Mathsworks is you don't know what bet to get on since they're all 'muh model'.
The absolute state of these threads lately now that greasy little schoolchildren have finished for the year.
>>69062783
Why does your head look like a thumb with hair on it?
How can someone be this bad?
>>69068131
>-207.34 profit
pmsl
>>69068131
What app is this
>inb4 summer
Allow me, I've recently come into money and want the comfy life
>>69068200
TipsterTube
wtf santos
>>69068072
This. Think euros and wimbly will finally bury /bet/
>>69068152
all other anons' fivers though so he's not down really
>>69068131
He also tipped vote remain to win
>>69068370
It comes back around eventually
derfel where are you with your tasty MLS bets?
>>69068072
Talking HUGE sense here pal.
>>69068374
still owes everyone 50 quid from brexit
>>69068370
/bet/ started out as horse racing threads, its only right its dominated with Wimbledon.
Just think of all those Champions League games tomorrow.
>>69068448
>/bet/ started out as horse racing threads
No it didn't. And its Europa tomorrow too lid
>>69068448
Wimbledon is never finishing at this rate.
>>69068490
Speaking of Europa where the fuck is that greek guy with the "fix"
NYRB are slight value @ -0.5 on asian handi calc
>it's a South American team you bet against picks up a red
shit
I don't usually frequent /bet/ but I am fairly high up in Irish/UK/EU politics. Thought I'd help you guys out.
Go for it lads.
>>69068735
HAHAHAHA
>>69068735
In Dublin next weekend, please let me meet you
>>69068814
What are you doing in Dublin lid?
>>69068735
is she even running?
Sitting at my desk, my withered face coated in a soft light emitted the monitor, I stare at the balance in my 365 account. Bemused how I let myself fall this far I see no way back, I start to wonder if this is all that is left in my life.
My situation has been worsened by my wife and her son leaving me, those parasites have bled me dry. The only joy I get these days is the sight of a bet coming in, I haven't felt the short warmth of a winning bet in months. Bill upon bill has been piling up, the weight of it all is starting to be felt. The suffacating feeling has became unbearable and I finally snap. Today is the day.
I leave my small apartment I have been limited to and I climb, I know how to be free from all this. All it takes is one step, one step into the abyss.
I reach the roof.
The wind up here is immense, almost carrying me over the edge before I was ready. It's late, yet the sun still has not set. I take in my surroundings for one last time. I prepare my goodbyes to be sent to the few loved ones I have and I stand on the edge. Suddenly I realise I have not said my goodbyes to my fellow depressants at /bet/. As I go to post, something catches my eye. I cannot believe what I am seeing. I begin to smile, the smile turns in to a thunderous laugh.
UWI Blackbirds are about to kick off, I step down from the edge of the seventies brutalist apartment block and I smile, knowing everything will be okay.
>>69068868
0/10, such a dull read and your spelling and grammar STILL need some work.
>>69068838
>>69068830
>>69068814
>>69068800
Okay
>>69068868
BIG big fan. Going to need a Wimbledon day 1 version. End it with you killing the wife and son.
>>69068830
Testing chins hopefully but just a weekend away tbqh lid. Need a break with the lads, slam a few birds have a laugh and out.
>>69068868
>>The wind up here is immense, almost carrying me over the edge before I was ready. It's late, yet the sun still has not set. I take in my surroundings for one last time
kek, beautiful
>>69068956
Yeah I'm half asleep so the idea I had didn't pan out as well as I thought it would. Also my spelling and grammar is always going to be shite, bullet pointing vast amounts of lab reports has ruined me.
>>69068983
>200k lay from Paddy
why would you lie on the internet?
>>69069001
>>69069005
Cheers lids, I might rewrite this one someday. And my wife/her son survived this time, fireworks for them next time around.
>>69069069
>>69069069
>(you)an in charge of maths
>>69069001
Nice one lid
>>69068868
Use word for the spelling. Good writing though. Please kill Juve in the next one.
>>69069069
>>69069122
Missed a 0 pmsl
>>69068983
Yeah you literally would not be allowed to stake this much on this market.
Begone inspect element fag
>>69069164
>>69069069
Okay
colorado rapid and over goals looks ez tonight
>>69068735
>>69068983
>but I am fairly high up in Irish/UK/EU politics
lul
>This Omonia drift
Anyone have an opinion on Neftchi tomorrow?
>>69069291
Not sure what this proves pal. Tez gimmick. End it.
>>69069299
Didnt you delete you tt?
>>69069291
They still wouldn't give you a bigger lay than an average person so that means absolutely nothing. Bore off.
>>69069325
>than an average person
>>69069316
not me m80 never tripfagged or used tipster sites
>>69068131
CANNOT stop giggling whenever i see brian cox irl now
>>69069316
>Omonia drift
v worrying, cunted a unibet on this. Needs to win. w-what do they know?
>>69068131
The trick is betting against whatever he tipped.
>>69068696
1111111111111111111111
>>69069416
Not sure. Had a look but cant see anything. Getting back to the odds I backed them so might just have to top up if it drifts a bit more. A technique I learned from a famous syndicate owner.
Can't believe I forgot about this. IMAGINE getting bullied into betting 3/4 of your roll on some utter shite like this. No wonder he hasn't been posting since
>>69069641
No one cares
Trips that matter: BT, Euan, Jenny, Uni
Trips that don't matter: Everyone else
>>69069641
Kek, you deserve part of the blame for being influenced tbqh. He did say he wouldn't post again I think. Posting 1.05 tips on TT.
>>69069641
PMSL he literally blew his whole roll on soccerway
>>69069670
Trip on Euan
>>69069670
You missed flatanon lid
>>69069670
>Hass, TT and Juve run this place m8
one of the horses tipped by Willhill lad came in btw
>>69069714
Hello greasy little sixth former, looking forward to a summer in Maga with the 'lads'? Pathetic.
>>69069674
>you deserve
This is his own slip m8. But it was the Flora game he said he'd leave forever if it didn't win I think
>>69069750
So pretentious, like you're better than everyone else. Imagine coming to a Chinese imageboard and following people's advice. Sort it out lid.
>>69069791
I literally am better than everyone else on here and that's an indisputable fact. I don't need to follow people's advice, I just wish seething little sociology students like yourself would follow mine when I tell you to please have sex. Cretin.
>>69069670
>putting a Dutch person on a list of trips that matter
subtle
>>69069816
Can tell you're one of those "professional" gamblers. You actually need to have sex. Leave your basement with your 7 monitors set up.
>>69069862
I'm not just a professional gambler, I'm a professional in every aspect of my life. Slugs like you need to know your place and accept that you're nothing but a cockroach on the bottom of my shoe. Go celebrate your D's at AS Level in whatever chav infested shithole you think is acceptable for a holiday and never, ever reply to me again, you pathetic little greaseball.
>he wasn't on Vitoria DNB
Explain.
>>69069846
>Dutch nibs
PMSL
euan if i wanted someone to tip my local team i'd buy some cunt a pint down the bobbin
I paid for quality Tips
>>69069914
Nice 1.
>>69069958
>he goes to the bobbin
m8...
>>69069991
>he doesnt get a free mince pie on match days
zzzzzzzzzzz
NEED Albania to give the lowdown on Teuta Durrës. Kairat so so strong right now
>>69070027
Wait what, since when was this a thing? This could be a game changer not gonna lie
Bet on Flamengo, fast.
>>69070106
this has never not been a thing, pop down to the bobbin at half time and get your mince pie lid
>>69070137
2-0 when
Is Odd SW the bet for tomorrow?
>>69070106
>>69070154
ffs. Could have had a Aberdeen meet up for this game. Then again a train up is about £60 or something.
i followed that roma gypsy tip on an ivory coast over 2.5 @2.7 odds. won me £110 quid
