Friendly reminder that we haven't conceded a single goal yet and it's gonna stay that way until the Final
>we
holy shit one of the german national team is posting on MY 4chan?
which one are you man?
>>69056930
Mesut here
i like to be invisible :)
>>69056930
>which one are you man?
It's probably Götze, now that Löw doesn't let him start anymore, he probably has some more spare time.
>>69056918
Thanks for scoring in the WC final, Her Götze!
>>69056918
I'd rather have 0 goals conceded in the finals tbqh famala
>>69056918
But too bad you will lose on penalties after the 0-0 draw to Italy
>>69056930
I won't tell you who I am but I retired from the national team and we lost to Italy in 2006...
>>69056930
Poldi la
you dont need to concede a goal to be beaten by italy
>penulties
>>69056930
Mario Götze here
>>69056956
>I retired
Please, stop using the term "we" then, wanna-be.
>>69056968
>germany always wins on belundies
vs
>italy always beats germany
let the battle of the memes begin
>>69056918
hello german bro, it is nice to see you so confident
i know i know, you are going to destrou us saturday
im happy for you guys, you are going to break the curse
>Pellè and fucking Eder going against such a defense
the meme is alredy dead
>>69056930
>Implying we don't shitpost on /sp/ all the time.
Neuer here
We cant win this time, you guys are too strong this time
Congratulations for the semi germans bro
>>69057037
at least use a french proxy
>>69056930
Montolivo hier
Kann Ich einen Deutsch sein?
>>69056998
They are genuinely good though and miles ahead of Gomez/Götze.
>>69056946
Kamerad Chamäleon
when will muller turn up at this tournament?
>>69057046
>>69056998
>>69056982
you ain't fooling anyone here, deep in your hearts you know ITA always performs well against GER. ALWAYS
>>69057078
>>69056982
>trying to double-jinx it so badly
>>69057091
>5 messages
FUCKING NORMIES REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>69057118
it's a group chat
>>69057118
Chill bruder.
>>69057138
I always forget to remove it on mobile before screen capping
Please other NT anons, dont mind to me
Italians brothers, keep going with your work, the ritual is almost finished
>>69056918
>implying OP is not a falseflagging Italian
Stop it, Italians, you cheecky cunts!
>>69056930
I'm actually Thomas Müller and thought I let others do the football stuff this time so come on here to shitpost
>>69057441
Not even trying to gufare tbqhfam
hello
this is the anti-false flag jinx post, we all are safe and can carry on now
may the better team win
>>69056930
>my
holy shit one of the 4chins staff is posting in MY thread?
which janitor are you man?
>>69057062
Löw forced us to us proxy. We are important persons after all.
>>69057572
I'm the one who moved wrestling to /asp/
>>69056918
Friendly reminder, Germany hasn't beaten Italy ever in a tournament.
You all know Italy's gonna win
Stop your bullshit
Focus on getting Bonucci or Chielini suspended so we can have a chance to get past the semi final
>>69057586
>aspergers moved to /asp/
thank you based straya
>>69057082
pretty disappointing tbqh, though that assist to gomez was absolute classic muller
here's hoping he's still got some mojo against italians
>>69057615
>semi final
You frog cunts really think you can refball through the whole tournament? Iceland will crush your african allstar team.
>>69057078
>>69057091
I did this. I am kinda proud.
>>69057615
>You all know Italy's gonna win
literally how, we have 0 DMs that can play, and our attack is not good enough to score. Low is not dumb as Del Bosque either, we are fucked
>>69057657
>concede a penalty after one minute
>r-refball
Come on Hans.
>>69057657
> refball
We're not Spain Hans
>france getting cocky
kek, it's brazil 2014 all over again
>>69057676
You wont win anything with so many niggers
Italy will win 2-0, now its germany's turn
>>69057696
>France concedes in the first minute against Ireland and comes back to win 2-1
>England scores first then concedes 2 meme goals in 15 minutes and disappears
I don't think we're being cocky here, Iceland did well but they mostly won because England was absolute trash. On the other hand France started with a shit deal and overcame it.
>>69057700
> be Hans
> won WC with roaches
We already won shit with niggers
We can do it again
>>69057720
>USA World Cup trophies: 3
>France World Cup trophies: 1
Pathetic, Pierre.
>>69057696
We weren't cocky in 2014
We knew it would have been difficult to get past the QF
After 7-1 we felt pretty good about ourselves
>>69057726
Kek
>>69057700
>>69057090
I'd be scared if I were you. You know why? Because Italy destroyed Spain, which was playing at a pretty aight level. #3 team so far.
>>69057756
>20 years ago
>already 3 nigs in the team
>>69057821
And 2 arabs and a not so white left back, which worked out pretty well.
>>69057774
>Spain, which was playing at a pretty aight level
Spain was awful
>#3 team
you're not really implying you're 2nd, are you?
>>69057852
Spain played awful because Italy wrecked their game
The tapas eaters were clueless to what was happening to them
Expect Conte to do the same with you
If they put Kroos out of his comfort zone your entire team will be destabilized
>>69057665
I was losing my shit that entire thread Hans.
I hope
>we
can win Saturday against the eternal Roman.
t. German/French mutt
>>69058094
Wrong image
>>69058094
>>69058157
I still have all the texts. Some mod deleted the thread though. Probably brazilian.
>>69058174
I think I ended up capping them all desu
>>69057756
Difference is only the white french players are good. They were the majority in 1998.
Pic related is France now.
i believe
>>69057821
>>69058219
>1998 only 3 niggers in the team
>2016 only 3 whites in the team
>Le Grande Nation
TOP KEK
>>69058219
>only the white french players are good
Is this bait or are you really this clueless?
>>69058219
> be Hans
> don't know who is Coman
Payet is good too
Matuidi is getting better
Sagna has learnt how to cross the ball after 15 years of professional football
Anything can happen
>>69058266
> allowed more than 1 million sandniggers to get into his country in a single year
>>69058348
And yet I'd still rather spend my life in the shittiest part of Berlin, which is Germanys greatest shithole, than 10 years in one of your banlieues
>2034
pic related
>>69058224
your beliefs are wrong
>>69058371
100% of French people feel the same Hans
>>69057720
>won with roaches
>only 2 players were roaches
Still less niggers than you had in 1998.
>>69058433
It's just a matter of time.
I'm from the future, Italy will win 2-0, Löw will change his lineup and formation and bring on Götze who will be completely invisible, Boateng will get a red card after 56 minutes.
>>69058433
> Bosteng, Mustafi, Khedira, Can
> white
Enjoy multikulti Hans, this is only the beginning
>>69057665
No, you didn't
You stole the post, m8
>>69058453
man that team was shit.
3 good players, and still made it pretty far.
>>69058453
>that 2002 team
Watching Kahn and Ballack meme them to the final was great
>>69058453
>>69058376
>>69058219
>>69057756
>Know that football is a sport for poor people
>Somehow still surprised, nay "angry", most of them aren't white
Wat.
>>69058499
They only had to face even bigger memes thanks to all the good teams either getting eliminated in the first round or getting refballed by the Koreans.
And they still nearly got beat by USA, still hell of an accomplishment.
>>69058467
>Can played 2014
>Boateng a roach
>Khedira not a roach
No Can in 2014, I was strictly talking about roaches not nigglets.
pic related "not white"
France on damage controle.
>>69058617
What part of Germany is that Mustafi guy from?
>>69057700
We will win your daughters' hearts
>>69058774
Kek
>>69057441
Hello fellow italian brother, as you can see by my flag i am italian too, borned in italy from italian parents, i love spaghetti and my mom like a good italian person
Funny story but too long to explain, looks like i forgot what the ritual was about, can you please tell me what is about and give me all the info you have?
Thank you and arrivederci forsa italia!
>>69058727
Hesse
>>69056918
I see you're unironically going to lose on penalties to Italy.
>>69056979
You guys lost to Czechoslovakia in the 1976 final.
>>69058499
>Watching the referees refball them to the final was great
>>69058913
What part of Italy are you from anon
>>69059494
The central part? You know, near that old city with some monuments, but please stop asking question about me and tell me about the ritual
>>69059538
Sor delegato mio nun so' un bojaccia!
Fateme scioje... v'aricconto tutto...
Quann'ho finito, poi, m'arilegate:
ma adesso, pe' piacere!... nun me date
st'umiljazione doppo tanto strazio!...
(pause)
V'aringrazio!!
Quello ch'ha pubblicato er «Messaggero»
sur fattaccio der vicolo der Moro
sor delegato mio... è tutto vero!!
No p'avantamme, voi ce lo sapete,
so' stato sempre amante der lavoro;
e è giusto, che, pe' questo, me chiedete,
come la mano mia ch'è sempre avvezza
a maneggià la lima còr martello,
co' tanto sangue freddo e sicurezza
abbia spaccato er core a mi' fratello.
Vocaroo this first to prove you're Roman
Well played Germany, well played.
HOWEVER...
>>69056930
Mats Hummels. So when I say we don't concede a single goal, we just don't.
>>69059634
wew this maymay got old quickly
>>69059668
I still like it desu senpai
>>69057610
And statistically speaking that only means that they are more likely to beat them this time.
>>69057669
>crush Belgium and Spain
>somehow claim you have to chance against some nazis
Since when do you people lowball?
>>69057756
>>69058453
Why were players back in the day so classy?
Not a single retarded haircut or visible salvatrucha-tier tatoos.
>>69059569
Im sorry anon, i cant speak right now, my throat hurt so much
But i can do that AFTER you explain me everyrhing about the ritual, what is it and how to use it
>>69058453
To be fair, the krauts in the 2002 pic look like a bunch of slavs. The whites in the 2016 pic actually look german.
>>69056918
send thanks to milik and Lewandowski
>>69059735
>Not a single retarded haircut
>>69059735
blame David Beckham
he started the whole "football players must stand out from the rest with their haircuts, tattoos and fashion" meme
>>69059881
he was the exception though
>>69056918
italy will dive its way to the finals
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rh2KLm4DpXE
also australian banter
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-b_ovASVgz0
>>69057696
But they're always cocky
>>69057696
literally bizzaro world
>>69060112
>Who is Stefan Effenberg?
france will win
>>69060645
>not knowing about one of the most based players that came out of germany
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E4wekzr18EU
I'm gonna bet money on Italy. If they win, great. If they lose, it's great too.
>>69060732
That's the spirit.
>>69060732
So you may not be happy 100%
Happy but with less money or Sad with more money.
>can't score against poland
>gonna win the euros
Sure thing mate. We'll see what the krauts are made of when they finally play a real team saturday.
>>69060911
May I remind you that you lost against fucking Ireland?
>>69060911
>group stage games
>mattering at all
We had a 2-2 draw with Ghana 2014 and went on to win the World Cup after that
>>69060911
Wasn't 4-0 enough for you ,m8? Now you shit talk the nazi's?
>>69060927
>you
Italy lost to Ireland with its literal B team.
>>69060928
I'm just saying if you can't score against Poland, how the fuck do you expect to score against Italy? Or will you just try to take it to 120' before some random fullback stabs the dagger in your heart?
>>69059730
>Belgium and Spain
>good
>Since when do you people lowball?
since always we are very scaramtnic. But seriously you are heavy favorites this time, and all the bookies agree, there are just too many things against us this time
>>69061021
Our offense was lazy and shit in the Poland game, they did a complete 180 for the Slovakia game though, if they keep it up against Italy the goals will come.
>>69061088
>Slovakia
>remotely comparable to Italy's defense
Have you been watching this tournament?
>>69057082
He said he wants to start scoring in the final
>>69061106
Are we talking about Germany's offense or Italy's defense now?
We won't have an easy 3-0 win against Italy like we did against Slovakia, but we can definitely get through their defense if our offense keeps it up. Also italy's offense isn't that good and our fullbacks are in excellent form right now.
>>69060902
Oh EU
>>69057756
> hating on Thuram
Faggots the lot of you
I really want it be 2017 so we can play confed cup against Germany. Its gonna be awesome :3
>>69061206
Will based Tahiti qualify again for the OFC?
What will the Huns do when this walks on the field?
>>69061240
>implying American Samoa isnt GOAT
>>69061240
Nah, New Zealand already did
>>69060204
We should go back to this logo, the new ones looks like it was made by a 10yo for a school project "your first graphic design assignment"
>>69061206
wtf is that thing
Congratulations for qualifying for the Semis, Germany.
gg wp no re bb
>>69061203
I posted the pic to disprove the "you won't win anything with niggers". Thuram was amazing in 2006 as well.
>>69056918
Friendly reminder that Germans aren't even allowed to fly their own flag in their own country :)
![ausflug3[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/zx3FF5v.jpg "ausflug3[1].jpg")
I have a good feeling this time.
>>69061879
we are
>>69061879
Friendly reminder nobody wants to fly their flag in England out of embarrassment :^)
>>69061928
Sie produziert NATIONALISMUS, Hans.
Nee? Doch!
>>69061961
Ah sehr lustig Hans, sehr lustig
>>69056946
>>69056950
>>69056962
>>69056969
>>69057037
If you're in the team, why's the flag Germany and not France? Check and mate.
>>69061178
>everytime big words when germany plays italy in a tournament
>everytime germany chokes on italy in a tournament
Hochmut kommt immer vor dem Fall. Löw wird auch diesmal den kürzeren Ziehen. Die Italiener sind stärker. Deutschland hatte keinen echten Gegner bis auf Polen und da konnte man kein Tor erzielen.
>>69062089
we are training in Elsaß-Lothringen
>>69060112
meanwhile not a single stupid haircut 2016
>>69061206
But both you and Germany already qualified?
>>69062132
>Weigel and Sana
>not stupid haircuts
>>69062132
>Löw
>not a stupid haircut
>Wir
>>69062157
Weigls haircut is pretty normal and that's just how black people's hair is
>>69061879
>look out of window
>every car has several german flags on it
>on every window you see german flags
Its a good day.
Never lasts long but still nice to see.
>>69061879
>DENN:
what?
>>69062210
>Weigel's bushido haircut normal
Sure thing m7
>Sana's hair natural
Well then the token Afroman should get a freaking haircut. Oh well he isn't even about to play, so fuck it.
>>69062306
>DENN: WIR VON DER ANTIFA SIND DIE GRÖßTEN HURENSÖHNE UND KÖNNEN UNS NUR DARÜBER FREUEN WENN DEUTSCHLAND VERRECKT. AUßERDEM KEULEN WIR UNS EINEN AUF FRAU ROTH UND FRAU MERKEL WÄHREND WIR UNSERE DEUTSCHEN FRAUEN AN FLÜCHTLINGE ZUM FICKEN FREIGEBEN.
>>69062142
Germany qualified as World Champions
Chile qualified as Copa America Champions
all the rest of spots are filled with the champions of the rest confederations (Europe, Asia, Africa, NorthAmerica, Oceania, host country)
>>69062328
It's a completly fine haircut. Not even slightly comparable to Ziege's abomination
>>69059713
Your don't know shit about statistics do you?
>>69057462
there's nothing to stop, the meinshaft is unstoppable this year
>>69062455
Bud Spencer's spirit is on your side. How are we supposed to win?
>>69062475
Don't remind me that he just died in every thread god dammit.
It hurts.
Considering how big he was in germany and italy do you guys think we might get a minute of silence before the match?
>>69062377
That's what I said.
>>69062508
Terence Hill should kick off the match
>>69056918
You literally can't win, our team is too afraid of this madman to lose
>>69062508
UEFA will never allow that, it's more likely a minute of silence imposed to remember yesterday Istanbul bombings or whatever
>>69062629
Thanks turks. You ruined a moment of silence for our beloved hero.
>>69062620
VELOCEEEEEEEEE
>>69056918
Congratulations, crauts, for winning against us
>>69062643
>>69062629
Its not like italians and germans actually give a fuck about some turks.
Everyone thoughts are with bud.
>>69062620
VELOCEEEEEEE
>>69062620
VELOCEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
For all the germans in this thread.
Kabel 1 is going to air a bunch of bud spencer movies right now
>>69062620
VELOCEEEEEEEE
actually I think we're gonna win.
But we'll lose against france in the semis
>>69062620
VELOCEEEEEEEEEE
>>69062978
With the whole team yellow carded there are big chances you might lose some key players
>>69063017
That would be a stupid way to win.
I hope they don't lose anybody.
>>69061206
>we finally won't have to play that shitty useless tournament
>>69063017
aren't yellow cards reset after the quarter finals though, as in the CL and the EL?
>>69056982
cheeky Italians
>>69063171
You always had the option to opt out, you know that right?
>>69063217
If you already had a yellow earlier on and you get another yellow in the QFs you'll still get suspended for the SFs.
>>69063259
Yes, but unlike the Germans people here love to hype meaningless games.
>>69063272
Man you guys have so much passion. You should've won in 2014.
You would still be celebrating today.
We celebrated for a week and then went back to work like nothing happened.
>>69063017
but we'll get de rossi and motta back
>>69063339
>motta
I'd rather keep him permabenched from here to eternity
>>69063373
Top kek, have some Albanian qts mate.
>>69063373
I don't think I ever seen him running, or maybe only when he wants to elbow his opponent.
>>69057696
have you read the OP retard? you are the most arrogant cunts after the anglos
>>69063416
I'm sure he's the fastest runner when it comes to taking a seat at the table and eating his pasta, the greedy fuck
inb4 >spinoza.it
yeah I know but move along
>>69063373
chi va piano
>>69063297
>you guys have so much passion
It's called panis et circenses.
Come on italy, you can do this.
