When will American sports expand to Australia?
Who else /weststraya/ here?
>>69054756
When it's not a 16-hour flight each way.
>>69054792
>Earth takes 24 hours to make a full rotation
>Still takes more than 12 hours to go half way around
Hmmm
>>69054818
The Earth rotates at 1000 mph so until a plane goes that fast, shut up.
>>69054782
west aus is best aus, m8
>>69054818
I think the Concorde used to beat the timezone difference for transatlantic flights
>>69054839
Yeah. People would arrive before they'd even left
>>69054756
>tfw ALMS will never return to adelaide
why live
Didn't MLB play a game there a couple years ago?
>>69054856
>they can't even use the old GP layput anymore
how based was that livery though.
>>69054823
>being this retarded
>>69054756
Oi m8!! Ova mye ded body you'll bring ya sports ova heya, croikey!!
http://www.theaihl.com/leagues/front_pageAIHL.cfm?clientID=3856&leagueID=11464
http://web.theabl.com.au/index.jsp
We already cucked them into being off season training spots for our minor leaguers
>>69054827
>fixed
>>69054938
disgusting, desu.
who /gong/ here?
>>69054827
>South Australia
>religious
This meme needs to die. Only Tasmania and the ACT are less religious than >us. We are pretty darn well euphoric here.
>>69054938
SA isn't that great, >we're somewhere in the middle.
>>69054756
Where dat big ass orange rock located?
>>69055101
would you prefer if I added some plastic barrels and a dole cheque instead?
>>69054823
Why don't we just fly our planes on the opposite rotation so we can get there 1000x faster?
>>69055104
right in the fucking middle
What happens in the Simpson Desert?
>>69054756
>Lake Disappointment
They named a lake after me.
>>69055114
Don't planes already do this?
>kangaroo island
YOU CANT MAKE THIS SHIT UP
>>69055130
literally nothing, like nearly all of this place.
>>69054782
>>69054827
Muh boys. The fucking legend on the map blocks the beautiful coastline where I live.
>>69055156
Whats wrong with that
>>69055156
went there for holidays last year.
nice place, lives up to its name.
Over half of Australia's population lives in 4 cities
>>69055182
I think you live there senpai
>>69054792
how great would it be to sink california and attach australia to our west coast instead?
>>69055197
>BrisBANE and Shitney would no longer be coastal cities
>tfw I would be living inland
a genuinly horrifying thought
"American sports" is an oxymoron
>>69055197
>strayas best coast will still be on the coast
>brisbad, shitney and smellbourne all inland, desert wastelands
sign me up.
>>69055231
>inland, desert wastelands
That's literally what Worst Australia is
All that empty space is almost a wasteland, right? How comfy is it to drive in those roads?
>>69055215
Nah
>>69055241
Put it this way, you're pretty unlikely to get your head cut off by drug cartels.
>>69055231
>Melbourne would be on the coast if Australia was attached to America
>Worst Ausfailian ""education"" and geographical knowledge
and this is why you live in a bankrupt shithole which has no economy beyond digging rocks and has absolutely no future
>>69055241
very, google great ocean road. its stunning
>>69055241
depends what you call comfy.
I've done the drive from Perth to Adelaide a few times and it's boring as fuck. Literally nothing but endless red dirt and a few shrubs.
Also dangerous as kangaroos are retarded and like to jump in front of cars.
>>69055241
boring as shit, 110 km/h limit perfectly straight for hundreds of km with nothing to see but red dirt and some bushes. The hills around Adelaide have very comfy roads, perfect for a sunday drive or a rally stage.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VW7P5y7Q1Lg
>>69055253
Don't joke with that, Seamus. I'm going to visit my parents this weekend and it's a 7 hour drive.
>>69055257
Some warm weather, near empty roads and straight roads and some nice music.
>>69055257
>driving that distance
fucking why
id probably neck myself if I had to live anywhere West of Cucktoria tbqh
>>69055240
>conveniently forgetting 12,000km of coastline
>conveniently forgetting that ""wasteland"" is packed full of gold, iron ore, uranium and LNG
>>69055256
>not knowing how continents were formed in the first place
my theory was that the eastern end of the continent would collide with NA's west and force the east coast under north america, creating a massive mountain range.
>the state of cucktorian education
>great ocean road
fucking kek, hope you like pensioners in caravans and dickhead cyclists booting your mirrors off.
>>69055279
>conveniently forgetting that ""wasteland"" is packed full of gold, iron ore, uranium and LNG
Yes the only value WA has is digging minerals out of the ground.
Here we go, gatecunt is about to give us another lecture about what an amazing tourist destination the barren shithole Western Australia is
>>69055284
as opposied to ""cucktoria"" which has........
>>69055290
Bikecunt is also from WA, I wonder if he's going to come in and call everyone who has a car a cuck
Are there any weird hippy communes of people living in the desert in Australia or would they die?
>>69055269
back in the day as a penniless student it was the only way I could get to the east.
I'm talking 10+ years ago when flights were expensive and petrol wasn't (yes I'm old).
>>69055296
We have a diverse range of industries and aren't dependent on getting minerals out the ground.
>>69055301
Only boong communities, and with a bit of luck, they already have.
>>69055257
Isn't there a 100 mile straight road or so thing like that? How is it?
Hey Americans if you want to see an amazing display of autism you should see this
http://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/68843543/#68844815
>>69055301
not in the desert, but there are a few scattered around the place.
starting with the big one:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nimbin,_New_South_Wales
>>69055314
fucking weed smokers are degenerates, worthless lazy fucks
>>69055310
well it's about a 30 hour drive and nearly all of it was straight road.
I was abusing amphetamines at the time and did it in a day and a half.
>>69055304
lel what bullshit.
only thing Melbourne has is muh """"culture""""
I suppose you could claim the Ford plant in Geelong for another few months, though.
>>69055327
That's the future of WA you retard, you can't mine forever
Here's a quick map highlighting the only parts of Australia that matter, for our American friends.
This highlighted area is basically your New York, California, Texas; the big states that hold most of the population, industry, culture, produce all the athletes, and is basically carrying the nation.
The black areas on the map are the equivalent of your flyover trash states like Ohio, Wyoming etc, and are essentially worthless shitholes that leech off the hard work and ingenuity of the rest of the nation.
Please watch our sport.
>>69055351
except mining is literally carrying this country.
not even a WA fag.
Nobody wants to expand into Australia except for screwing their women
>>69055356
>nobody wants to expand into Australia
tell that to the Chinese who are literally buying up everything.
>>69055355
this.
you don't need to be a WAutist to know that WA and to a lesser extent, Queensland and the NT have been carrying the country since the turn of the century.
>get into american sports
>get killed by niggers
no thanks
>>69054818
>not understanding relativity
>>69055351
I love it when delusional west Australians try to push this narrative that they are important to Australia's economy.
WA politicians all know it's a lie, but continue to push it because it appeals to the simpletons in their electorate who all have chips on their shoulders and a mass inferiority complex.
Even a little bit of cursory research shows that the service industry, financial industry, insurance etc are carrying the country, and this is all based in New South Wales and Victoria.
>>69055262
>speed limit below 75 mph
I fucking shiggy didgeridoo
>>69055382
that's the nanny state for you m8.
same reason a pack of cigs costs me 18 dollarydoos.
>>69055071
Me tbqh
>>69055382
>international speed limit signs
Look awful tbqh
WHO HERE BASED IGGS?!
>>69055382
>living in a flyover
LMAO
>>69055382
>>69055416
remember to vote Liberal democrat
>>69055603
>voting for Americucks
no thanks
>>69055382
Glorious Texas
Just kidding the 85 mph toll road they built around Austin is a death trap
>>69055661
having driven in your country, I fear drivers being legally allowed to drive at that speed would result in a lot of deaths
>>69054756
>handegg: no pro league
>furpuck: semi pro league no one knows exists
>boreball: literally 5 teams. no one even knows it exists
>apehoop: the only one that is televised but popularity is rapidly declining. 8 teams, and they just lost a team last season.
>>69056561
m8, ape hoop is definitely on the incline now
>>69056819
when's the last time you watched the nbl?
I already follow 3 american sports
Haven't seen the replies but I just know /nrl/ is here.
>>69055197
>wanting those damn spider invasions on these shores
You dumbass.
>>69054756
>great sandy desert
lol
>>69055382
>Northern TerriGOATory
daily reminder to vote sustainable australia party
>Australia
>tfw in search of hope
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aU4ehgnTjVg