I like how her names pop up after she tilts her head
waifu draft when!?
1st day of free agency so it can be a dank day??
How did the Bucks fall for the Maker meme? Sudanese refugees are notorious for faking papers here and there is little to no verification of those papers on the part of our government
>>69054655
Cosplay Faye for Dallas
>>69054673
The redditors have confirmed he's at least 23-24, people over there are posting yearbook pictures and shit
>>69054693
>boderline albino
Fuck it.
>>69054694
Doesn't surprise me at all. I knew one who was atleast five years older than he was claiming he was. Nothing can be done about it because 1) there is literally no way of proving the Sudanese papers are bullshit and 2) dat would be rayciss
But nonetheless if the Bucks and their multimillion dollar scouting network cant figure out what fucking reddit did, the Bucks GM should be fired
>>69054673
>thon faker
Pretty sweet nickname
Ben Simmons is the newest Lebron's boypussy fresh out of college
>>69054713
No, no, you misunderstand... ALL COSPLAY FAYES HAVE BEEN CLAIMED
>>69054673
They love to fall for memes, they traded for MCW kek
>>69054713
Nigga you gay
Like real gay
The kind of gay that walks around with a fox anal plug 24/7
Gay enough to have multiple cum gallons on your fridge
>>69054673
DUDE
LENGTH
LMAO
John Wall is supposed to be a superstar and dis nigga isnt even good enough to get KD to even consider playing for him hometown? Holy fuck this guy is eternally shook
>>69054735
>Conn Faker
>Durant tells GSW he's going to commit
>They clear all the players
>Durant backs out
>>69054793
Even better. Con Maker or Con Faker it is. But he's gonna be a bust, so doubt we'll use it much
>>69054799
There is a new NBA law that literally prevents that.
A verbal "handshake" is as good as a written deal.
>>69054799
>le Deandre Jordan face
>>69054804
DeAndre really got niggas that shook?
im over kd, he's overrated anyways.
If you were an NBA player, what would be your signature celebration after a 3? For example, Wesley Mathews does the bow and arrow.
Me? I'd walk around like a crab pinching my hands, and do a 'Crabhammer' motion from Pokemon.
>>69054655
she looks retarded
>>69054824
pretend im playing guitar and then instead of flicking the strings, id be stringing my balls with the 3 symbol
/nba/ BTFO
http://www.cbssports.com/nba/news/report-lakers-still-expect-to-get-a-meeting-with-kevin-durant/
>>69054673
Bucks must have already known he was lying about his age and picked him anyway. It's pretty well-known in soccer that African athletes constantly lie about their ages.
>>69054847
>lelkers are as delusional as their fans
>>69054824
I'd do an air jack off, then pretend I squirt all over the audience
who are more delusional at this point: the Knocks or Lelkers?
>>69054824
Grab a handful of popcorn from someone in the front row
Or
Box out the nearest ref
>>69054845
>>69054865
*beeeeep* disgusting, you're gone! Head to the locker room!
But that's none of my business. *sips tea*
I haven't followed hippity hoppity niggerball for the last 3 years, give me a summary on Doug Mcdermott
>>69054824
I'd collect the ball take it to the equipment manager and have him save it for my collection of every single three pointer I make
>>69054887
maybe if that bitch boy doesnt want to get manhandled he should spend some time in the weight room
>>69054900
He's the next Michael Jackson
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e2EcP269K0I
>>69054905
So the jersey and LeBron's cheating are now somehow affected by lifting weights? Interesting hypothesis by a LeBron cockroach.
>>69054887
/nba/ the only place on earth that still thinks the finals were not rigged. delusion at it's finest
>>69054865
this desu
I'd do it to Curry's mom after every 3
>>69054814
http://www.sbnation.com/lookit/2015/7/8/8914659/the-clippers-mavericks-battle-for-deandre-jordan-is-all-out-emoji
Oh hell yeah
>>69054824
If I were a NBA player I would be a center so whatever dude
Your move, Drumpf.
>>69054957
>wilson basketball
keep this lizard off /nba/
>>69054922
No, the fact I fuck your mom every day while you watch can be affected if you lift weights you skinny manlet cuck.
>>69054905
Curry can DL 400pounds, and that was over 1 year ago when I last read that
>>69054922
Basketball is a physical game. If youre a superstar you should be able to hold your ground and not just expect the refs to bail you out all the time
>>69054824
I celebrate every time I nail one from long range in pick up, just a simple "bang" action with the fingers
>>69054922
>Interesting hypothesis by a LeBron cockroach
HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
/nba/ BTFO
>>69054971
Why not a quick air stroke and ejaculate hand motion?
>>69054900
He's the bulls new franchise player now that rose is gone. He's the number one option on offense too.
>>69054922
how mad can you be ayesha?
>mfw Curry is pound for pound stronger than LeCuck
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
/nba/ can hold this L
>>69054990
HAHAHAHA
>>69054992
here's your you i guess
>harry stays up late to shitpost so fewer people can laugh at him
kek.
>>69054981
save that for if the guy defending me starts to take it above pick-up intensity
although I'm pretty small so if someone gets close and physical on me I'm not going to get a shot off
>>69055004
this desu
i don't think we've ever seen an autist of this level, can anyone correct me?
>>69054990
Quite the post from a LeBron cockroach. Are you wearing a Heat jersey or a Cavs jersey? Piece of shit bandwagoner.
>>69054992
>pound for pound
Is that the thing they have in boxing that allows them to pretend manlet boxers aren't utter shit compared to HWs?
>>69055018
load up that VPN harry so you can samefag it and go "oh my god BTFO"
just wanted /nba/ to know im working on a youtube video that will expose the /nba/ rigging the finals. it will have a 2002 finals feel to it except it can be proven
enjoy you rigged title
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>69055025
im not 7kt why would i do that?
>>69055018
Did it take you about a week to get over it before you had to convince yourself it was rigged and then fake your own death?
Why does there always have to be that one curry shit poster and the cavs personal dick sucker?
The arguments lack substance and are ad hominem
>inb4 ayesha
fuck you, I'm a Lakers fan
>>69054824
>>69055027
>>69055032
kys and don't at me again
Reminder
>>69055034
>you
we got /nba/ chasing it's own tail and that shit's funny
LeBron cockroaches are too busy watching old YouTube videos of David Stern rigging drafts and trades to help LeBron that they don't realize that their idol is nothing more than a cash grab for dumbass blue collar bumble fucks in Cleveland.
>>69055037
>I'm a Lakers fan
el oh el
what are the odds harry is dead and this is a copycat?
i need 7kt forensic on this first thing in the morning, the fanfic will have to wait
>>69055048
this
didnt curryfag say he was just going to spam "legod" all summer if the warriors lost anyway
Will Curryfags ever recover?
>As great as Lebron James was on Sunday night, that’s how pathetic Steph Curry was. The supposed “face of the NBA” looked woefully disinterested in defending the title for the Golden State Warriors, while James seemed like every dumb Skip Bayless rant about his ineptitude ran through his head on a continuous, infuriating loop. James was so much better than Curry when it mattered most that it leaves you wondering how the script could ever possibly have been flipped in the reigning NBA MVP’s favor.
>>69055064
there are no curryfags anymore
>>69055064
Lol Cleveland fucks who work part time at a junk yard had to work an extra shift to buy Photoshop and make this image. Truly the most pathetic fans in existence.
>>69055037
no you're not. you are not a lakers fan, cuck.
>>69055054
says the guy into albinos
TOP FANBASES ON /nba/:
1. Lakers
2. Raptors
3. Bulls
4. Wolves
5. Magic
6. Nuggets
7. Kings
8. Wizards
9. Suns
10. Hawks
11. Blazers
12. Knicks
13. Heat
14. 76ers
15. Hornets
16. Pelicans
17. Mavericks
18. Pacers
19. Bucks
20. Grizzlies
21. Nets
22. Pistons
23. Jazz
shit fanbases:
warriors
cavs
celtics
spurs
thunder
clops
Rockets
suns
Where is the guy who promised us a John Wall and Mario buddy cop fanfic?
The Reddit mods got previews of it so why dont you give us some?
>>69055080
fuck off before i email hinkie and have him banish you to the shadow realm with his dank oc
>>69055081
>this damage control
/nba/ is garbage tonight. good night
kek
>>69055094
i got this so far but stuck on what Hinkie's personality should be
Working Title: (Shooken, Not Stirred)
There were few things that Officer John Wall hated in the evening more than interrogation duty. Truthfully, he’d much rather be off filling paperwork, or maybe working the beat with his partner, Sam Hinkie. Just where was that goofball, he wondered, as he made his way down the hallway towards Room 1A.
Sighing to himself, Wall made a turn down the hall. As he did, he noticed Room 1A was unlocked and the door was ajar. It was never supposed to be unlocked.
He instinctively reached for his gun and leaned his tall 6’4” body against the wall, slowly making his way to the door frame. With his other hand, he reached for his flashlight and said, unsurely at first, “If someone is in there, put your hands up and slowly turn around!”
There was no response at first, as John tried in vain to peer in and make some sort of sense of the dark void. Then it came, a voice from inside the room that seemed oddly childlike.
“It’s eternal.”
>>69055102
oh look it who it is, little piggy who hurt his head playing basketball
HAHAHAHAH you can't dunk on a 8 foot rim?
>>69054887
>>69054922
https://twitter.com/WORIDSTARHIPH0P/status/744715227493654528
>>69055108
Damn that's it? I thought you would be done by now with how much that Reddit mod was mad as fuck and shitposting here every day about it.
Hinkie should either be a bumbling idiot or a hardass cop who does things by the book because he trusts the process.
you're really making this easy
>>69054925
>they don't believe in an Illuminati referee conspiracy
>they're the deluded ones!! not us!
>>69055093
>2. Raptors
You mean a bunch of Canadian bandwagoners who abandoned hockey due to their teams getting consistently BTFO, only to seem them getting BTFO in basketball too.
>>69055124
oh no, I'm done with the whole first chapter and introduced the first villian
im just going back and forth whether my personality of Hinkie was right
> bumbling idiot
this is what I went for, kinda lazy ass jokester "good cop" type who with wall being the hard ass cop
I'll release it next month regardless, I've spent way too much time on it not to release it
The two tall volley ball girls, with the one on the right has short hair dot jay peg
Still haven't found out who they are
>>69055120
to be fair all this video shows is that steph curry is a homosexual and his marriage is a sham
degenerate scum
>>69055078
Thirsty Curry bitch is dating a white man and has a halfbreed child
>>69055144
I hope I'm in the thread when you release it cuz this place is becoming a shitshow.
Looking forward to it lad
>>69055079
...that looks like an unedited pic to me.
>>69055093
>2 million come to Cavs parade
>shit fanbase
good bait mate
>>69055096
>tonight
xD
>>69055079
That's not even edited, retard.
>Oakland education
>>69055164
you do know it's a man right
>>69055179
any teams fanbase would go to a parade if their team was going to be thre..even the nuggets fans would do this..try again feegut lord
why is /nba/ so angry? is everyone ITT a LeBron cockroach?
>>69055228
How was the gloryhole btw?
>>69055234
go to bed harry
>>69055234
It's always some cavs fan starting shit by bragging about the title.
>>69055228
If the Nuggets won a ship I'd fly over to Colorado for the parade desu
>>69055228
not nearly that many
>>69055255
YOU SHUT YOUR WHORE MOUTH! SHUT IT NOW!
lebron saved the NBA, he saved it from turning into a 3pt contest where guards and shooters would dominate..now because of klove and TT the big man still exists and players like kawhii and PG will be coveted...look at the draft, all the guards were taken later, all the forwards were picked first.
The 3pt evil is dead..what /nba/ must focus on is the reason why a lot of euro's got taken soo early..euro's needs to gtfo.
>>69055093
>15. Hornets
>>69055255
welp here's your (you)
>>69054824
my celebration would be to get back on defense because I gain nothing of value by showing other people up
>>69055270
what can i say, you guys got cancerous when jeremy lin joined the team with that fucking haircut
did you guys die?
>>69054693
why would you get a tattoo there, it's like a reverse tramp stamp
Lebron is good and all, but I don't know how I feel about this.
This shit made me laugh so fucking hard.
>>69055093
>Jazz
>23
mate you can just say you have no opinion on the jazz rather than being a dickhead and putting at the bottom. fag.
>>69055276
https://youtu.be/YaG5SAw1n0c
why are spurs fags soo gay?
>tfw i wake up and we still drafted jaylen brown
>>69055470
it was supposed to be our year lads
>>69055358
it's kinda cute, we all know lebron wants to be accepted
i would really like to have sex
>>69055503
dubs you get laid friday by a thicc bitch
single odds you fuck harry's mom
single evens you fuck emory's gf
>>69055503
>>69055513
hope you know Korean
>>69055503
want to fuck my boipucci anon-kun?
>>69055539
pls delete this
>>69055549
it's real boipucci hours anon-pai. want to have some fun for da land?
>Free Agency on Friday
>Summer League on Saturday until the 18th
>USMNT Don't Break Your Leg Preseason 22/24/26/29/1st
>Olympics from August 6-21
>Torn ACLs during training camp here
>NFL/MLB right fucking here
>Preseason in October
Bros..
>>69054824
>what would be your signature celebration after a 3?
This
>>69055628
>>NFL/MLB right fucking here
read up till that. gtfo
>>69055179
>cavs fanbase
>not shitty
They literally eat shit over there.
>dont want to give up worthless shit and some picks for butler
>end up trying to convince dwight howard to sign
>hes probably going to sign for atlanta instead
where did it all go so wrong for the celtics
>>69054824
Or run down the court like C-Webb mean muggin but kick it up a notch like this
>>69055689
probably started with post bird era
>>69055689
Blowing up the big 3 for nothing
Not getting rid of Rondo when his stock was high
Rate my 2k kino mix
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ITnUFvs4RUU
>>69054655
anon who's losing weight pls keep up updated
Post a more swank track than this
PROTIP: You can't
>inb4 backpack rap fag
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bnhc8RGdrwI
>>69055799
sup bro...ive gone up to 271
>>69055858
Dont false flag bro
Im not terminal guy just another anon losing weight
>>69055879
>kyrie told me to fuck that thirsty white butch so I did
>>69055819
https://youtu.be/OBHxXufqOEY
>>69055879
good for you pham keep it up
>>69055879
>Im not terminal guy
who tf is terminal guy? someone on /nba/ is dying?
>>69055993
this guy is right...lick you're index finger and play with your boi pucci.
>>69054693
does her neck look weird to anyone else?
>>69055996
It always makes me uncomfortable when you talk about boipussy
>>69055689
They didn't nuke their entire roster and future for a non-franchise player.
Those """worthless""" shits got to the playoffs while Butler and the Bulls got beat by the Pistons, Bucks and Hornets.
>>69056064
Proceed
>>69055879
Great job la
Is excessive skin a problem?
>>69056216
Who can stop us lads?
Thomas/Rozier
Bradley/Smart
Durant/Brown
Horford/Crowder
Howard/Olynyk
>>69056880
reality
>>69056880
Cap
>>69055799
Stalling HARD
>>69057103
Forgot your watermark m89.
>>69057515
I thought you were the infamous machinefuck-poster, posting a sfw-machine for a change.
>>69057549
oh he has a watermark now?
>tfw you vote on espys but skip all women's categories
http://espn.go.com/nba/story/_/id/16597961/sam-hinkie-just-win-tale-process-ultimate-fall
>THREE MONTHS BEFOREthe draft, and three weeks before he ended the NBA's most controversial experiment in team-building through corporate hara-kiri, Sam Hinkie sat in the food court of a Providence mall and plowed his way through a chalupa.
Somebody actually wrote this.
>>69057630
>reading espn
That's what you get
>>69054824
Polite Tiger Woods fist pump
Will Kobefags ever recover from watching LeGod defeat a 73-9 team in the NBA Finals?
>>69057649
STOP POSTING MY GF FAGGOT
>>69057742
Lol prolly not
At this point Lebron has more finals mvps
Higher: PPG/RPG/APG/SPG/BPG fg% and 3pt%
I think the debate is over
>>69054724
toto please
>>69057742
Lol Kobes championships were usually 52 win teams
>>69054673
As a Bucks fan i dont give a shit about his papers, i care that he's largely an unproven talent and a waste of a #10 pick.
>>69056008
yeah what the fuck? it gets wider at the bottom
>>69057742
What looks better - eliminating a 70 win team then winning it all or being the 70 win championship team then winning it all?
Sure, the underdog story of beating a 70 win team sounds great and all until you factor in that its the finals and your team isn't shit either.
While being the 70 win team and winning it all makes it sound like your a GOAT team, but the feeling just isn't the same as the underdog winning.
What if I told you Dahntay Jones scored 5 points in an elimination game in the NBA finals?
>tfw I'm a suit wearing normie now
I'll miss NEET life where I could watch as much basketball as I wanted. But maybe now I can go to a game.
>match with a hot bitch on tinder
>she has a kid
JUST
>>69054996
get in ere
>be Kobe
>rape chicks
>win majority of rings as not the best player
>have fewer points rebounds assists steals blocks per game than Lebron and think your better
>have lower fg% and 3pt% than Lebron when your a "shooter"
>have less assists per game as a guard
>have less points per games as a "scorer"
>have less finals mvps when your a "winner"
Top kek Kobe BTFO
>>69058303
Ignore the "my wife's son" meme, go for it
Update us on what you did
When was the last time you are a burger that didn't have cheese on it?
>>69058501
Ate one by accident. It lacked substance. You can easily tell it doesnt have cheese.
>>69054655
I had a dream last night where I invited Lebron to play horse. Kyrie came too and for some reason I had a picture of the two of us when we were kids at a basketball camp, I guess we were friends.
Anyways Kyrie started and hit a 3. Then Lebron went to the elbow and hit a shot and I told him he can't do that he has to shoot from where Kyrie shot. He told me I was wrong and it didn't matter where he shot from as long as it also went in. I then took a 3 from where Kyrie did, missed, and was eliminated. I guess it was sudden death horse.
I wonder if this dream has any significance. I'm a Celtics fan so Lebron's championship didn't anger me or anything. This was my first ever NBA related dream too. Weird man.
>>69058568
As a celtics fan I hate LeBron. He literally cheated us out of the payoffs 2 seasons in a row
>>69058568
It means the Celtics will go full m3m3 this year and take 3rd seed. However, Lebron will destroy them from inside in the ECF (ECF = Early Childhood Friend = Kyrie).
3s don't matter when you're playing Lebron.
>>69058606
I have good memories of Celtics-Cavs series. They were always entertaining. Prime Pierce vs Lebron was great. I'll always remember when Pierce hit that huge 3 near the end of the 4th right in Lebrons face during the 2012 playoffs.
>>69055234
>>69057742
Probably. They'll just bring up the times Lebron choked before while Kobr was wrecking shit.
Kobr > Lebron
What would you say is the best NBA Finals of the past 10 years?
>>69058690
2011
>>69058690
Tie between 2010 and 2016. The games were amazing as well as their storylines, and the fact that there were Game 7s really put them head and shoulders above the rest.
>>69058690
2013 wasn't that long ago
>>69058664
All i remember is refball and wade killing rondo with the heat LeBron. Old cavs LeBron always got btfo though which I liked
>>69058690
2008
>>69058718
I'd give it to 2010 just because Ron Artest is so entertaining to watch.
>that three that no one thought was going in
>>69058690
2010 > 2016 >>2013 >> 2011 > 2008 > 2014 > 2006 >>> 2012 >>> 2009 >>>>> 2007
>>69058664
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9lOL2h8F3aA
Watching Kyrie's 3 again, tjat was some really terrible defense by Steph, he could've contested that shot way better.
Maybe still injured
>>69058769
>yfw both 2010 and 2016 series were decided with a 3
like pottery.
>>69054824
keep that followthrough with my hand on the air, start naenaeing outta the arena and die of cancer
>>69058827
You could argue the same for the 2014 series too.
>>69054655
She looks like a 9 year old.
>>69058690
2014 was a masscre, seeing lebron so shook when he was the bad guy of the nba felt great
>>69054799
>mfw Durant is the equivalent of a cold war spy
>mfw this is all part of Billy's plan to sabotage and get insider information of all their opposing team's off season plans, trade ideas, and strategies
>mfw Billy is playing 4D chess while everyone else is just finding out about 3D
>Dario Šarić confirmed that he's coming to the NBA this season
Is anyone in Philly even remembering him
>no team in history has won as many games against 50+ win teams as OKC did in the playoffs (7 games, 4 against the 67 win Spurs and 3 against the 73 wins GSW)
And people are going to forget this monumental feat just because they lost against the Warriors.
If they won the championship it would officially be the greatest playoff run ever.
Shit isn't fair man, If Draymeme was suspended for tripping Kanter or kicking Westbrook in the face it would have been guaranteed.
>>69059335
>if
cool
>>69059335
Or taunting/screaming in Ibaka and Adams' face and fighting with refs.
>>69059372
Remember when he straight up punched a ref and nothing happened as the ref beta'd out like a bitch? Crawford would have gave him a tech.
>>69059416
Remember when he tried to hyperextend/dislocate Adams' arm?
>>69059335
It really would've been one of the GOAT runs them beating 3 of the top 5 players in the league in Kawhi, Curry, and Lebron and also 3 of the top coaches in the league Carlisle, Pop, and Kerr.
Instead they'll only be remembered for choking away 3-1 to a team that went on to choke 3-1
>>69059437
Remember when he kneed Adams in the nuts the first time and tackled Beverley in Houston?
>>69059460
Is Draymond the dirtiest player ever?
>>69059485
The dirtiest to ever get away with it the most.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kjeAMfW3RS0
>>69059294
I'm surprised he comes over now when he could just wait 1 more year and be off the rookie scale.
>>69059514
I think after the suspension he will play less like a faggot
>wade walking or getting the kobe deal
>whiteside walking or getting max
>you will never be autistic enough to shit on the achievements of people you don't know
Feels good being happy with life. Later lads
How many seasons does Manu still have?
>>69059561
>the SHITTY of Miami
>the SHITTY of the most KEKED tripfag on /sp/
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>69059552
Nah, you can't teach a donkey how to stop being an ass.
>>69059595
>cucks the shit out of Cleveland when he leaves, everyone sending death threats and burning jerseys
>cucks the shit out of Miami when he leaves, everyone sending death threats and burning jerseys as if LeBron was loyal in the first place
>Cleveland suddenly loves LeBron again and conveniently forgets all the shit they talked
>Miami is left as a husk with no culture of loyalty left as all their stars eventually leave with Pat's bitterness pushing them away
Is LeGod the greatest stud/bull in existence? It should be a crime to cuck this many people and get away with it.
>>69059856
H-he's our bull tho anon, w-we always loved him. N-not all of used burned his Jersey or talked shit about him when he left. FOR DA LAND.
>>69059335
Truly the 2002 Kings of our generation.
Hopefully Durant stays to redeem himself and not end up like Webber or ring chase like T-mac.
who should I follow nba related on twitter? knocks fan btw. I already follow woj and begley
>>69060094
Good general ones
@NBAOfficial
@HPBNetwork
@ProFootballDoc - former nfl doctor, analyses injuries
@World_Wide_Wob - a funny lad
@Shaqtin_A_Fool
@NylonCalculus
@NBATV
@NBAonTNT
@nbastats
@CauldronICYMI
@NBA
@ESPNSteinLine
@RealGM
@SBNationNBA
@BleacherReport
@teamziller
@Ballislife
These are good, also follow Knicks-related blogs and reporters
>Lakers will never ever get a meeting with Kevin Durant
>>69060358
its hilarious how delusional lelkers fans genuinely believed they could sign him, and now he isnt even giving them a meeting despite giving every other team a meeting. lelkers delusion knows no bounds and i love watching them eat shit every year
So what is Kawhi doing? Is he just sitting in an empty gym with his cold dead stare, thinking of how he choked in the semis and how he now has to pay child support when his fat wife eventually leaves him with half his money, cucking him Tim Duncan style?
>>69059294
everyone in philly remembers him
>>69060461
He lurks /nba/
>>69060461
He's stuffing his face at wingstop, crying about what could have been and how he'll never know a father's love again.
So what's the actual probability of Wade leaving the Heat?
>>69060442
>despite giving every other team a meeting
Five teams got a meeting. That's not "every other team"
>>69054669
This
>>69060590
every team that wanted one got one except the Lakers.
>>69060611
Every single team in the league wants a meeting.
Every single team in the league wants Kevin Durant.
Every single basketball team on earth wants Kevin Durant.
>>69060611
You mean every team got a meeting with Durant except the Wizards.
JUST
>>69060519
>real dad gets murdered
>can't handle the loss
>goes to Kobe for fatherly approval and acceptance
>Kobe graciously gives it to him in the hopes he becomes a true superstar
>chokes in the semis against his actual son
>Kawhi feels even more lost and hopeless, tries to call Kobe and get in contact for his help
>Kobe now knows he doesn't have an ounce of mamba blood in him and abandons Kawhi in his time of need
>never @ me or my sons ever again
>Kawhi loses himself in shitty chicken wings and overpriced beer
The deepest lore.
>>69060649
No retard, only certain teams specifically made plans for meetings. The Philadelphia 76ers knew they had no chance so they didn't even ask for a meeting. Same with every team in the league except Warriors, Spurs, Celtics, Knicks, Heat, and Lakers. Only the Lakers were delusional enough to ask for a meeting despite having absolutely zero chance.
>>69060783
What about the Hawks?
>>69060756
Jesus Christ this mem kills me each time
>>69060816
They're trying to get Howard and resign Horford.
Reminder
https://youtu.be/ZXhzUlhLfW4
>>69060822
>there are people that don't think this is the greatest meme of 2016
Lmao
>>69060866
Is he, dare I say it, elite?
>>69060952
lol lowry looks like a fat fuck right there
>mfw Durant resigns for a long term deal next week instead of going for the 1+1 then 6 year resign $244.1 million deal
>mfw capspace for days to resign Westbrook on the max plus resign Ibaka on half the max next year
>mfw Harden comes back to OKC in 2 years with the cap exploding, pulls a LeBron James coming back to his original team
>mfw this was all part of Presti and Donovan's plan
>mfw NBA is eternally raped for eons with the greatest dynasty ever seen
>>69061117
>delusional OKC fans
Even if Durant signs a deal again, the Durant-Westbrook combo is dead. He doesn't want to play with him anymore. One or both of those two guys is leaving.
>>69060990
Lowry was a fat fuck for a long time. He used to go to McDonald's after games all the time and stuff his fat fuck face. He lost weight this year and went crazy and got All Star status.
>>69061117
I actually thought of something like this. Ibaka is a cornerstone player, Presti wouldn't do him dirty like that if there wasn't some secret plan.
