Niese vs Iwakuma
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hello piratebros if there are any
@GregJohnsMLB
Felix threw off mound in bullpen for first time today. Servais said he looked good. Doesn't rule out getting him back before AS break.
>>69051150
good news
Karns converted to reliever btw. they didn't say if it was permanent or temporary
>>69051150
God I miss him so much bros
I chose Seager for my Beat the Streak pick. dont let me down bb seags
Based Bartender
>>69051288
I could see done for the whole season because the teams current relievers are inconsistent
>>69051333
Yeah I think he can probably stay there since we have Paxton now
>>69051290
why are you up so early?
and if the serious answer is boring, making something up
>>69051382
>early
It's 2:20pm here m8
the early games for me are like 5am
>>69051407
when at least you didn't make up
>miss a double by inches
>ground out to shortstop
thatsbaseball.jpg
lets go guti
cmon robbie
>>69051504
did they make one for everyone on the team?
>that john jaso hair
what the fuck
>>69051542
How the mighty have fallen
niese already at 21 pitches.
hold me.
>>69051585
sorry but the m's need this win
dangit
>>69051585
That's word. I have Greg Brown's soothing voice to soothe the sting of defeat.
oh boy
so clean
I mean Jaso is definitely going to test positive for THC, right?
>>69051876
Something definitely looks phishy about him now :^)
noice. lets get some HITS
>>69051876
woohoo Martin, let's get something going here
marte staring the inning off well
Based Marte holding it to a single
Dude where's my glove lmao
oh I had to laugh at o'malley tripping there
>Buhner
>>69051977
What a goof. I want to play nazi zombies with him and talk about aliens.
>>69051995
Truck hater detected
>Fans applauding a GIDP because a run scored
>Marte with RISP
jeez
Oh well a run at least
i'll take it
at least the m's are on the board
>that inning
wow its fucking nothing
Come on irates. Win this for Harambe.
wow
I'm not even mad, that was just impressive
Nice bunt pierats
now thats just being unlucky
nice catch Guti
Guti
be better cutch
oh yeaaaah
MARTE MARTE MARTE MARTE MARTE MARTE MARTE MARTE MARTE MARTE MARTE MARTE MARTE MARTE MARTE
Franklin Gutierrez
KMART
what a DP
beautiful
hello darkness
lol swing the bat cruz
>SEATTLE MARINERS IN CHARGE OF BASERUNNING
Hey M's bros. How is everyone doing tonight? I heard Goldsmith call some good plays on the radio.
SEAGER
WHAT THE FUCK
I thought cano would score there
how did they not score?
solid catch
Take a canoe next time, cano
well the run got in now
what a disappointment
IANETTA THE TREND SETTA
Great play by McCutchen. Pretty free and easy looking.
at least one run got in, should have been 1 more though
>getting that mad in the 5th inning
kek
and out goes the pirates manager
good night sweet prince
Damn, that guy got hot really fast for a non-third strike call.
FUCK THIS AAA UMP
God damn.
MARTEEEEEEEEEEEN THE MACHINE
got em
>complain to ump
>get bullshit call your way
didn't know it worked like that
hahaha justice
BASED MARTIN
guys...i fucking LOVE having a competent CF who can catch balls and make deep throws
holy shit
>>69052574
its been badly needed
>>69052574
Hopefully he can stick around for a few years. Great defense is fantastic to watch.
Jaso's dreads are extremely ugly.
pls get on base, guti
god dammit shut the fuck up jay buhner
i swear he's fuckin' stoned or something everytime he commentates
>>69052679
he's awful
BASED ROBBIE 3-3
>>69052679
>>69052699
>2016
>hating on the bone
>>69052679
CANO CANO CANO CANO
CANOO
wew was that fair?
arrrrrr!BI
CRUZ MISSILE CRUZ MISSILE CRUZ MISSILE CRUZ MISSILE CRUZ MISSILE CRUZ MISSILE CRUZ MISSILE CRUZ MISSILE CRUZ MISSILE CRUZ MISSILE CRUZ MISSILE CRUZ MISSILE CRUZ MISSILE CRUZ MISSILE CRUZ MISSILE CRUZ MISSILE CRUZ MISSILE CRUZ MISSILE CRUZ MISSILE CRUZ MISSILE CRUZ MISSILE CRUZ MISSILE CRUZ MISSILE CRUZ MISSILE CRUZ MISSILE CRUZ MISSILE CRUZ MISSILE CRUZ MISSILE CRUZ MISSILE CRUZ MISSILE CRUZ MISSILE
FUCKING DESTROYED
CRUZ MISSILE SHOOTING DOWN THOSE SCUDS IN IRAQ
Nice hit DHL
Well this game is fucking boring as shit so I'm leaving this thread. I thought that you faggots said that this series was the best sporting event of all time. LOL
Anyways I just downed
>6 bud lights
>boneless wings
>pizza sticks
>sliders
>and a chocolate molten lava cake
This Seahawks fan (AKA real SPORTs fan) is leaving Applebee's one happy guy. Mrs. is driving :) boutta go piihb.
PS. see you in the superb owl patriots
HOLY SHIT
BOOM
fucking fans
guy with the pirates hat tries to grab the fair ball, preventing his team from proceeding with the play
>>69052771
I've seen this before...
>>69052771
ok fatass
>>69052771
foobaw fans are the worst. is this a meme
CRUZ BOMB
>>69052771
see ya
>>69052799
Hey fuck you buddy. Meet me at the sonic parking lot on highway 305 and I'll kick your ass.
lol
>>69052862
dude im like 7 feet tall
>>69052889
Lanklets are fragile compared to me. I'm hefty and my trans* wife has my back.
my connection keeps lagging
>>69052942
your mom keeps gagging on my dick
>>69052944
I dont believe you, and checked
>>69052958
post pics
that fucking Valle story lmao
>>69052991
I'm about to plow my wife in the ass so fuck you.
>>69053039
post pics of that as well
is kuma elite
>>69053069
is this a meme?
>>69053069
yes he is
oh god, fedora night
>>69053130
Mariners won't make the postseason until Fedora Night goes.
marte party
this guy's talking shit
>>69053162
>>69053175
smack him
>Buhner
welp, no shutout tonight
STOP GIVING UP HITS KUMA
lets not give up anymore runs
come on kuma
Get it together, come the fuck on
kuma pls
Kuma is really bad against LHP
finally got the out
Oh damn! DHL ALMOST DELIVERED IT FROM FIRST
too fat and slow
feels bad
wtf why did they wave the Big Boy?
Lee almost got in
>>69053503
because meme magic
GOD FUCKING DAMMIT
wut
>Seattle Mariners in charge of base running
surely the worst team in all of baseball, are there any metrics to measure this?
Is DHL the slowest baserunner in the league? It's either him or
>OUR FOCKIN ZITI
>>69053541
He got there quick for a guy his size.
DHL shoulda ran right through him. would have been one for the ages
>>69053556
It wasn't quick enough and that's all that matters.
>captcha: click all salads
kek
That last batter had easily the ugliest hair I've ever seen.
>>69053602
Jaso. he was a mariner you know
>>69053602
That's Jaso, senpai
>>69053519
>are there any metrics to measure this?
http://www.fangraphs.com/library/offense/ubr/
According to Fangraphs, the Mariners are 26th in UBR at -4.8 as a team; only the Angels, Astros, Cardinals and Tigers have worse baserunning
Dae-Ho Lee's UBR is -0.9 which isn't nearly as bad as I expected given how slow he is
>>69053602
>Not knowing John "Caught the only perfect game in Mariners history" Jaso
smfh 2bh
>>69053649
thanks man, desu I'm surprised there are 4 worse teams
>>69053649
Didnt think the anglels would be worse. The last three I can see.
>>69053684
Np, I was surprised too. Kinda shocked the Padres are the best in baseball at it too
>Cishek going up against the 3-4-5
>>69053757
just have to believe
cmon shrek lets have a nice, clean finish
seasick imo
awwwwww big boy
bad dae for bae ho
gotta hold onto that, dhl
M'S WIN
GG
>tfw above .500 again
another w
gg piratebros
gg bros i love u
gud nite PNW-bros
