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BIG STRONG AMERICAN JOHN ISNER EDITION
Juve sleeping with his cousins sub edition
Betting on both outcomes Irish guy sub sub edition.
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MICHIGAN BUCKS
NEVER IN DOUBT
First for give me a fiver please
3rd for /outshagginmate/
>>69049702
Unis finished mate. No idea where you're shagging.
Such a PDL judge desu
>>69049645
>cousins
>plural
Was only one m8. Also it was a 2 pumps 1 squirt situation so it doesn't really count anyway
Absolutely sweating when my delivery driver turned out to be a qt
Don't ban me euan
Why is betting so gay, lmao
im on Ceara-se fh reback - theyre the better team
>>69049735
There are other women out there mate zzzzz
>>69049756
Such a character
>>69049761
Euan is MERCILESS, even grindrposting will incur his wrath
need wimbledon to return like air
>>69049756
Shaking at this.
>>69049778
>He doesn't just bang prime fresh uni slags zzzzzz
>>69049786
1 sleep and it's here lid.
>>69049777
11111111111
>>69049831
Scored just after staking. NOICE
>>69049854
got fh dnb @14 too
>>69049913
No, vaginas are disgusting lid, only lick my bf's penis here
Over 2.5 on the Salt Lake VS Seattle game, odds are still at 1.8
small on vasco da gama o2.5
Yes yes well done Derby City Rovers, well done. HOWEVER
>>69049913
Had to lick my cousins and it tasted SO SO bad. Genuinely almost put me off girls for life
>>69049950
Very very worried about you.
>>69049969
Will personally rearrange your incisors if it doesn't come in
>>69050039
I am genuinely shivering at this Juve. Will never lick pussy in my life. Allah forbid.
Nth for STILL waiting on membership fees
>>69050018
boom
>>69050063
No m8, I'll be able to walk if Isner loses.
>>69050255
Night lids
>>69050063
My bank roll is currently £200 a week, I'm so sure that I've put most of it on the game.
>>69050356
Please lend me a fiver
>>69050520
I don't like this meme
>>69050560
Please lend me a meme
>>69050568
All out of memes. Put it all on stocks betting on Brexit not happening.
![latest[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/qmmICKB.jpg "latest[1].jpg")
>>69050568
puting a sheeky on Pereira
Is there a limit to how many tips you make on TT? I've won and lost quite a few, but my yield/profit hasn't changed in days
>>69050794
no, If one of your tips hasn't settled it will hold up the tips after it that have settled.
so yeah the stats don't change till everything has been settled
>>69050623
>tfw I was this > < close to putting $1k on a 3x short pound / long dollar ETF last week and I chickened out because that lady is kill and british people i meet don't seem that inbred but now george soros is getting all my profits
hold me /bet/
>there are people in this thread that listen to a trip that tips shit that loses at 1.16 odds
really makes you think
>>69050978
No one listens to him
>Pereira will never score in my lifetime
>>69051019
I'm talking about you
>>69051019
>>69051098
pmsl. Hass btfo
>>69051098
;_; b-but my marge tip won
overwatch patch taking SO LONG.
>>69051122
Don't @ me ever again Sun Gook Chan
>>69051147
>playing video games
You have to be 18 to gamble lid.
>>69051149
Don't be so salty. It is all fun and games here.
Tears only when you lose your bets, not your cool.
>>69051197
>Tears only when you lose your bets, not your cool.
Did you put that in a fortune cookie lad
Don't like the RSL/SEA over, especially not with those lineups. RSL 1st string SEA 2nd string without any firepower, will be defensive all the way through, and in a cup match.
But I hope for all your sakes im wrong
>>69051223
enough with the racism lad, this is a blue board
>>69051173
what else is their to do to past the time during the australian day when theres fuck all to bet on lid?
besides I'm improving my mouse ability so i can put bets on quicker :^)
>>69051223
Yeah. How else do I get money to piss away on shit bets?
>>69051252
Singapore lad knows I'm kidding lid, I'm sure he's kekking out loud
CANNOT wait till Hass is deported desu
Hass is a +Ev trip.
Posts decent bets and doesn't turn into a coward when we banter with eachother, He also doesn't hide like bitchanon when his tips don't come in.
>>69051353
Well, apart from when he hid after LEAVE won due to being so shred with his politics degree from a polytechnic.
>>69051397
PML
>>69051326
Got my green card you cheeky cunt
>>69051397
>degree from a polytechnic
You didn't go to uni did you lad?
Also please tell me more about how you knew Leave would win, need to know what you knew that people whose jobs and livelihood depend on analyses and predicting these things didn't.
Also when you samefag it would be a little less obvious if you didn't autopost exactly 1 minute after
>>69051283
I'm sure DutchAnon will be willing to undertake your services ;)
>>69051531
You know all about samefagiing, don't you mate? No need to cry about losing on a sure thing; all you had to do was look at the last general election and see the increase in votes that UKIP got and you'd see that there was an increase in EU resentment in the country. Let's also not forget that Cameron only got into power because he promised a referendum on the EU.
If that MP hadn't been killed and we didn't have so many liberals, LEAVE would have won by a landslide; which is why all the "shrewd" people put money on it.
>You didn't go to uni
You're mixing up Uni and polytechnic mate, your "degree" isn't worth the paper it's printed on :)
At least Juveguy is no longer the biggest retard in these threads
>>69051675
>he didn't get a degree in the 90s
No wonder you voted REMAIN
>>69051675
Tell her you're the same colour as shit so you can sympathise
>>69051675
You could say; 'Yeah you're pretty ugly, but at least you're not a paki... wtb?'
Alright lids
Whats THE bet for wimblydon tonight?
other than big john
>>69051664
>implying it isn't juveguy.
Got a working theory that Juveguy is behind a number of different /bet/ personalities.
>>69051675
Use /fit/ approved pick up lines
>>69051697
Wish you were at least funny, but no you're an insipid moron.
Filtered.
>>69051707
I'd prefer olive toned desu
>>69051276
Get a part time afternoon job mate. From 1pm- 6.30pm there is literally nothing to bet on around the world.
>>69051736
thats shit as then.
PMSL at how forced the clip of Lebron and Chris Paul saying that women were good at basketball was
>>69051697
Looks like your RSL o2.5 bet isn't happening senpai. Unless there is some blitz 2nd half.
>>69051838
Tad worried about it, but there's still 60 minutes of play left.
>>69051745
'Let's not turn this rape into a murder' is a classic
>>69051905
You jest but I have had it work on tinder before. Avoid the creepy ones.
Can't wait till /beet/ gets wind of my new TT profile tomorrow. Literally giggling here
bet on mariners to win. winning by 4 runs, then the tigers get 7 runs in one inning.
Thats why I love betting on baseball.
>>69051924
Creepy ones can work very well if you have a certain boyish charm about you I reckon. Going to be banned very soon, so before I go I would advise getting on FC Tucson, feel like the line has gone too low because of the slow start.
They have a good squad out, top scorers and assists
>>69051963
>o8.5 in the Dodger game
>8 runs in the first 5 innings
>0 since
Crying if there's not another run scored
>>69051988
Would wait for -0.75 though. Laguna are keeping pressure on,
>>69051805
Don't need the money lid.
>>69052018
i have only lost money in base ball, i actually havn't wont a bet in a long time. hopefully baltimore o.8.5 comes though
>>69052049
>overs in a Padres game
>overs in a Padres game at PETCO
Why though?
>>69052049
Also, what's with this post m8? >>69051963
Tigers didn't even play the Mariners, they played the Marlins
>>69052065
i thought it would be a high scoring game. probably going to take a break from betting after tennis tipster's bets come though
>>69051991
>Put in a cheeky mug bet for U4.5 runs yesterday
>First two innings both teams score 4 runs
>Sweating hard
>Other team scores 2 more runs
>Give up
>Check scores later
>They didn't score any runs for the rest of the game
GOTTA love luckswing.
>>69052100
replied to the wrong thread. yeah the marlins, i need a break
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SsnQXghCpFg
Thread theme
>>69052112
San Diego is a pitchers park by definition though. Dimensions favor a low scoring game, plus the air there just absolutely kills the ball
>>69052138
Fair play
>>69052118
>u4.5 runs
>First two innings both teams score 4 runs
>Sweating hard
>Other team scores 2 more runs
What am I reading
>>69052175
ive been just tailing people, definitely need to stop betting on MLB, although i love watching
>>69052118
Isn't that a total of 10 runs?
Am I missing something here?
>>69052240
>>69052175
think be meant u.8.5
>>69051724
Lisicki and Ferrer
>>69052272
Even if it was u8.5, that adds up to 10
>>69051838
40 minutes for one more goal, as it's a draw I doubt Salt Lake won't get one more. They're playing at home and the last games have been 2-1, 3-1 and 2-1
>>69052272
Still over 8.5
>>69052240
>>69052272
>>69052382
No I meant I had U4.5 runs for the first 5 innings. They scored all their runs in the first 2 innings then never scored for the rest of the game.
>>69052407
Man you are shit at greentext
Need to fix that
>>69052372
It's on lads
hopefully theres 4 more runs in 4 innings
>>69051724
Haven't bet or posted tips in a while but Jankovic handicaps are a lock tomorrow
>>69052013
>Staked FC Tucson -0.75 as phone died, battery charges and see that they're 2-0 up
T-thanks
>>69052498
O's and Padres game?
Had over 4.5 1st half which cashed.
Waiting for over 8.5 to come in as well.
MLB bets for tomorrow?
>>69052693
liking padres and chicago white sox
>>69052762
Padres? you sure?
>>69052693
Coin flip tbqhwy fambalam
>>69052612
Need two more runs. 3 Innings left. VERY COMFY
>>69052977
feels good. wjere did you find the bet
>>69052985
Betswaps user called SmithsPicks
>o165.5
>finishes with 165
kill me
>>69053032
ahh a home run.
this is V v v strange but reddit has a lot of mlb tips.
>http://mlbtool.herokuapp.com/
quite a good model made by a reddit user
fucking aussies have so many leagues
Surely that Agila +9 AH is too far
>>69053060
Thanks for sharing this mate
>>69053253
What league?
>>69053310
Phillippines UFL
>>69053253
Kaya SW @1.01 is world
>>69053339
Thanks
>>69052279
>Lisicki v Spud Stosur
Ah man i dont think the value is worth the risk
>Ferrer
Definite lock
Going to roll him into a big accy
Will post later
>>69053558
Stosur meme ends tonight m8, we mustn't let our strong patriotic feelings effect our bankroll.
>>69053045
Same thing happened to me last night
Had klizan kukushkin o36.5
went to 36
Fucken tears desu m8
>>69053599
Its not patriotism
I had a very expensive education with womens tennis, very cagey about laying money on the slags.
I was cast out of pinnacle. are there any other bookies that do esports, particularly dota 2, as well as them? Im trying bet365 right now and they dont offer map betting during the series and no kill spread betting
>>69053678
The shrewdest esports bettor of all time uses bet365.
But seriously: 188bet
>>69053725
how do you access it
>>69053865
Proxy lid
>>69053945
do you need id? im using william hill rn, should i swap
If JP Voltes manages to get to a -1, I'm putting my life savings on it
>>69054384
why?
>>69054417
n-nevermind
>>69051724
Gilles Simon
>>69054448
Don't get why you bet on fixed games without knowing the outcome. Is there value?
>>69054460
Took the DNB based off of mutuals
O B E R L A N D
B
E
R
L
A
N
D
>scoring without a dangerous attack
neat
>>69054484
goalie must've been off his line, at least you can get better odds for sw now
>>69054491
Nah it was a penalty. Would recommend hopping on the DNB
>>69054484
Rball a shit
It was a pen
Voltes ht/ft because I dunno
>>69054499
How do I get in on these fixing syndicates? Do I have to join the phillopino mafia or something?
>>69054527
Yes mate.
Remember flips are the most powerful race in the world.
>>69054541
Kek
>>69054541
Hmm, I've considering making friends with couple of the local football club players here. I've seen some of their games having markets on bet365.
Do I just like offer them money in a brown paper bag?
And what would be the minimum I can offer?
t. first time fixer
It's setting up nicely for the classic HT/FT fix
>>69054570
Remember to mention the discount code: Put tank in the mall
so fucking tempted by voltes 0.0/.5 fh
>>69054631
They're aussie tho
What did they mean by this?
>>69054707
FLphilippines @UFLphilippines 8m8 minutes ago
The referee puts a temporary stop to the match due to lightning. #UFL2016
>>69054707
It means it is time to go all in on a fixed match
>>69054726
Why do you reckon it's fixed?
>>69054757
filthy 3rd worlders
Wageslave life just so so horrific. Just got a warning. I'll behave janny.
>>69054775
3rd World Bets are Best Bets
>>69054757
>Team losing
>However SW odds are dropping
>>69054791
Good point. Odds haven't moved on the bookies I'm looking at though. Then again, it's still suspended.
whos tailing tennis tipsters multi?
>>69049769
How do you post in a fourth world country
>>69049769
big, big fan of this gimmick.
almost as much as the early morning croatia posts.
>>69054947
I. Who else added the big guns to their accy for the 50% bonus?
Will isner choke?
>>69054791
>game resumed
>instant penalty
Ok friend, I'm akin to believing you.
reminder that live betting a minus handicap is always -ev because the odds always rise after you place the bet
>>69054573
>>69054472
Mutuals don't look great IMO. They look evenly matched, even.
>>69055005
big guns?
not sure about the dimitriov, dont know who muller is
tennis tipster went 10\10 stakes for the lacko match to have a tie break. ??
>>69055016
No. Delete this.
>>69055062
Big 4 players. Murray Djokovic Federer Nadal. Wawrinka also.
>>69055073
>Who is Ivo Karlovic?
>Its only wednesday
Absolutely DRAINED tbqh so SO bad
just got back from work lads.
wageslave life so so SO tez.
>>69055062
I mean like adding Novak or Roger to give you a 10% boost on an accy.
It's a bet365 promotional thing and it looks value.
>>69055050
Green archers have conceded 4 on the road to some absolute tez teams, while JP Voltes have only lost twice so far this year: once to global (top of table) where they played them well for an hour and once to Ceres, who are second in the table
Seibu Lions - Nippon Ham Fighter o7.5
Samsung Lions - Lotte Giants o11.5
Don't know anything about these games or baseball in general, however, the odds are falling very fast and they are blocked from most bookies. Bet365 is one of the three that currently has them. Blocked odds most often means a fix or something dodgy in the game, so it's probably worth staking a couple of quid on them.
Baseball odds shift quickly all the time. Get a base runner on in a tie game and you can see a price go from 2.25 to 1.71.
>>69055145
Testing my luck with 5 bucks on each game
>>69055187
I assume getting a base runner in a tie game reflects live odds and those are pre-game, or am I wrong ?
>>69055198
You are not wrong
>>69055198
Both are live odds. To start the inning a team could be @2.25, but if they get a lead off single, particularly late in the game, their price will get smashed down, even though the probability of that runner scoring, while higher than before, is still low and shouldn't cause that high of a swing
State of this pitch in the UFL game
>>69055229
But both those games are due to start in about 2 hrs?
>>69055239
Oh... Then my guess would be a pitching change for one of the sides in each game or the resting of starters
Chai tea latte from Starbucks so so world
>>69055292
>chia
>tea
>latte
>STARBUCKS
>>69055305
Gibs aussie footy tips
Cheeky breakie before work
>>69055317
Port Adelaide -16.5
St Kilda SW
Carlton SW
Adelaide -20.5
>>69055317
I would have to pay you if I wanted to give footy tips to you
Voltes HUP
>>69055389
>couldn't get on when they were 1 down
Life truely is suffering.
>>69055415
I-if it makes you feel better I bitched out and only took DNB @1.66
how could this go wrong
Delbonis - Fognini
worth it to bet on delbonis i think
>>69055427
Put a fart on -1 EH, looks like it's going to go in.
>>69055437
Depends, is it you, Bizarro-Niemcy?
>>69055437
One could be hit by lightning
>>69055437
MFW Ferrer gets serve blasted by Mahut. Mfw Dimitrov btfo Simon. When Isner gets killed. Stosur chokes Lisicki with her biceps.
>>69055437
Worried about Isner on grass desu
>>69055476
why'd you create images like that whilst betting on isner yourself. you just want to suffer right ?
>>69055495
Isn't that why we are all still here?
Just to suffer?
>>69055495
Masochism.
>>69055449
Good value
I went with a muggy accy
Fognini Delbonis o3.5
Isner Bagdhatis o3.5
Almagro Istomin o3.5
Dimitrov Simon o3.5
Expecting close matches with lots of spaghetti
Morning lids. Happy CRB came in, Joinville still SO dire.
Gonna need another @2.0 bet for my roll over ; ;
When does tennis begin again?
>>69055853
Isner 11:30 court 8
>>69055870
Do you happen to have a tip with odds of over 2?
>>69055880
Dimitrov. Very confident with that. Simon is playing horribly.
>>69055912
Going to tip it on tt?
>>69055939
Yes.
Edgeworth Eagles, score more ffs.
>>69055945
It's just going to be a qualifying bet for me, so I figure I might aswell put that in an acca, because I wouldn't care too much if it loses. Anything else I should absolutely add to improve odds?
>>69055966
Already posted the acca? Or do you want extra selections?
>>69055974
Nah, a look at the acca will suffice, I just haven't found it.
>>69054452
Has me worried.
>>69055948
will end 2:0
>>69056003
Youzhny last one. Take out Dimitrov if you're nervous about it.
>>69056005
Need 2-0 for a half loss pmsl
>>69056026
Thanks
>>69056028
Sry m8, you should always check the h2h, especially in Australia, where ""literally"" every single game is fixed by ex con descendant and slav expats. Over 1.5 is about to get interesting.
>>69056077
The fix is in. PMSL
>>69056125
I'm cashing out my CS in a minute anyhow, the o 1.5 has already made up for it.
>>69056130
I'm covering -1.25 ah from 1-0 losses with 2-0 CS.
>Want to place a bet on Jeonbuk from 1-0 down
>Internet connection dies
>Jeonbuk score once I'm connected again
Some deity must be fuckin with me, trying to prevent me from making any profit
>>69056145
Risky, but might come in, you never know, i'm always half serious with the every game is fixed gimmick that people forced upon me.
>>69056077
:^)
>>69056163
14 shots on target and 14 off target, 2-0? shit's gotta be fake
>>69056180
please tell me about this next time
Baseball games aren't looking too bad, need 4 more runs in Japan and 8 more in Korea.
It's not fixed you melts
>>69056180
Not to mention, 12 corners on top of that
>>69056189
Have a word with Grigor, need him to come through. How big is he in Bulgaria?
MORE FUCKING RAIN I WANT THE ISNER MATCH
>>69056180
Got suspicious when the under was hit right after the early goal. People should know by now that Australian lower leagues are fixed as fuck, half the teams have the Croatian flag in their logo kek these guys know their shit.
Can i have a "The Game was not fixed" now please?
>>69056225
What's your point?
>>69056230
You're an idiot.
>>69056230
wew, that happened too? glad I covered losses with 2-0 CS.
>>69056207
Some hate him, some love him. If you ask me he's a cunt and he's gonna lose today. I think yesterday was his first win in like 10 games.
>>69056201
Thank you. Of course it wasn't, three 2:0/0:2 CS in a row and hit unders don't mean anything.
>>69056258
The handicap for the game was -1.5 a two goal margin was expected. If it was fixed for 2-0 why was the goal line set at 4.5? Were you watching the game?
Now we wait for Singapore in an hour.
bankstown berries o5.5 worth a small?
>>69056277
I wasn't watching the game but how likely do you think it is for three consecutive games to have the exact same scoreline? Add this isn't the first time i've encountered this in Australia, it actually makes sense for them to wait for the goal line to rise by people betting according to the last games of both teams, i mean there were at least 3 goals in the last 6 Eagles games..and then hit unders once an early goal is scored...smashing the unders pre if you know an early goal is coming makes no sense...i can't tell if this was fixed for sure, but it does seem suspicious.
>>69056327
It's AT LEAST suspicious.
>>69056327
kek you sound like degenerate gamblers who JUST KNOW the next color is red on roulette
human brains are so so so bad at comprehending variance
>>69056327
And even if this wasn't fixed for monetary reasons it could have been for pfp reasons, too, teams handing over wins interchangeably is just as common in some leagues.
>>69056353
LOVE probability, its finding certainty in uncertainty, its amazingggggggggg
>>69056327
I watched the game Edgeworth were just really unfortunate, they hit the bar and had 3/4 chances cleared off the line. Yeah it is unlikely to have three games with the same scoreline but it's also possible to occur without it being fixed. Why would they decide on fixing three games to have the same scoreline? What's the point? The odds were never suspicious, the overs/unders line was always correct, with 10 mins to go o2.5 was about 1.8 which is about right, both teams were still trying to score late on, it's not fixed.
>>69056327
Im not sure if it was fixed but I wouldn't doubt it, lost at least one bet to a half time full time fix in an Aussie league
>>69056227
Not happy.
>>69056230
The game was not fixed Muller
>>69056380
Loaded up all the fucking Australian leagues (their league system is MASSIVE) and so far all the matches I've checked out have been shockingly well priced, even the lower league ones.
>>69056358
Have you seen the table? Why would Edgeworth need to agree to win the game before ko? They're much the better side
Ended up putting my qualifying bet on Bulleen slags to win from behind. Regret everything. Losing hanks of hair as I'm typing this.
>>69056388
There's loads of value in Aus lower leagues but that's more to do with teamsheets lid. Squads are pretty thin for NPL sides so when a team suffers a few injuries they struggle, also this low down you get players missing as they decide to go on holiday or go to college etc
>>69056388
I know some fellas playing in the national premier, one below the a-league.
They're serious fellas and i really doubt they'll take bribes for that kind of shit.
Aussies are pretty hardline on dodgy shit. Last year I stated 400 less than what i earnt in interest accidentally, and they sent me a letter saying that although its pretty much irrelevant, they are tracking everyone to the dollar.
Dude let's just keep postponing the matches instead of building rain covers for courts in a country where it rains all the fucking time lmao.
>>69056380
I put pocket change on the unders pre game and was surprised i could still cash out a fairly big amount of it once the early goal was scored since unders were indeed hit right after.
Fair enough, though, i'm the resident tin foil head, i lost hope in this sport being fair a long time ago.
>>69056416
>He doesn't know how expensive a roof is.
Just ask the French
