Remember that one time the highest paid national coach and the creme de la creme English football has to offer lost against some based plumbers, movie directors and dentists?
>>69046087
>le slippy g
I hope he will still pay in 2018
>inb4 they won't qualify
>>69046087
pls stop
>>69046087
I burst into laughter in the pub when Rooney fell over the ball
>>69046201
Reminded me of this guy.
At least he didn't fuck up the pen
>>69046087
Hence the nomenclature: Bungling Brit.
>>69046224
kek I hope they are drunk
>>69046087
pooney was hilarious yesterday, what a shitstain
>Rooney is now a mediocre midfielder
Why does Van Gaal hate him so much?
Besides that Rooney wasnt even that bad you memers, hardly the worst player.
>>69046087
Like it was yesterday.
>>69046224
>stop, you're making it worse
>>69046430
He was horrible for the last ~20 minutes he played
>>69046087
>kane
>every set piece
>mfw
>>69046578
>mfw
>>69046578
I was literally laughing by the end of the match, jesus christ it was all so horrifying I coul ddo nothing but laugh
>Sturridge and kane taking up the same position on the edge of the area and standing still all the time
>rooney doing fuck all and occasionally trying to dribble past people (because we all know how good he is at that)
>walker showing what a true tottenham player he is by doing fuck all but looking busy because he runs
>kane is literally worst then ronaldo at taking free kicks
>>69046719
did Kane ever take FKs at Tottenham?
did Kane even train FKs at all before this Euro?
>>69046087
>the highest paid national coach
How the fuck does Woy get paid more than two world champions and the man that started the juvewinslol era?
>>69046763
Did Kane ever kick a ball before the Euros?
>>69046806
English economics.
Which at this point of history are worse than Venezuela's, I guess.
>>69046806
because the english FA is rich as fuck and also retarded. I don't even think tactics or strategy is in their dictionary
>>69046806
Why does a CEO in America get paid more than a CEO in Moldova?
>>69046224
I did this once, but with my right foot. Swung as hard as I could and then cried with laughter
>>69046933
yeah right those tears were from laughter
>>69046889
I'm pretty sure Woy himself thinks tactics are overrated.
He's also the guy who thought some guy who ended up having a decent career in Serie B was better than Roberto fucking Carlos.
Just a friendly reminder that Rooney's wages are 300K a week
Can't really blame him for the slips, everyone slips on this fucking tournament because the pitch is in shit condition in every single match
>>69046971
The biggest mystery why he kept his job after world cup 2014
>>69046974
Isn't that like 200 euros tho
>>69046835
Did Kane even live before the Euros?
>>69046763
>did Kane ever take FKs at Tottenham?
no, because tottenham have competent foreigners to do the hard work
he literally scored once from a freekick by accident
>muh best delivery in england squad
>>69047004
I like how he had his resignation letter ready kek
You guys remember the """""Golden Generation""""?
All those tournaments they won. Those were the days, eh?
>>69047419
You have a golden generation that is finally win it every 2 years
>>69046719
Complete idiot here, what ever happened to Rooney? I remember back in 2004 he seemed supernatural, then nothing
>only 9 years ago, this was the Icelandic team
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h6FZ3_-XVv8
>>69047526
Like most English players his ability was overrated to such an extent that he was never fully able to live up to the hype. He's talented, but not THAT talented.
>>69047528
>Allback with the n. 10 jersey
meme magic
>>69047419
At least Owen was exciting to watch.
>>69047419
Gerrard always looks like such a little bitch
>>69047588
yeah, when he was 18
>only 22 years ago, this was the Icelandic team
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fCLR4OocaZs
>>69047512
That's about as gay as a couple can get
>>69047597
That's because he was.
Why does everyone rate 2004 Rooney? What did he do that was so fucking amazing that he's coasted on that for 12 or so years straight?
>>69047419
>tfw bought the Gerrard/Lampard meme and actually betted on England to win the WC in 2006
Still, not even a single semi-finals appearance from this "golden generation". How is that possible? Even Poortugal managed to do it a couple of times.
>>69047526
He goes full autist when he plays for England in tournaments.
>>69047528
>>69047419
Lets push Scholes out on the left in order to try to make a Gerrard-Lampard midfield work.
Fucking Sven Goran Eriksson. Utter nonce.
>>69047600
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I4qeDBad2Go
In a parallel dimension Owen never suffered a single injury and went on to win the CL with Liverpool as well as several Ballons d'Or
>>69047642
He scored some sick blooters in friendlies
>>69047642
I'm not so sure it's rating him as being caught up in the "promise" he showed at the time. In turn he was made out to be a future world beater and never lived up to that/
>>69047528
>They would still have beaten England
>>69047642
he was pacey, strong, and scored some blooters
>>69047727
I <3 her.
>only 44 years ago, this was the Icelandic team
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qcgsglWPtds
>>69047753
>>69047618
>only 2 years ago, this was the Brazilian team
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IttBaD4lGq4
>>69047419
Golden generation - goalkeeper is still shit.
baka senpai
>>69047753
Makes me wonder what team will toughen the fuck up next.
>Faeroe decide they've had enough of being a free 5-0 win
>bite and claw their way to the 2018 WC
>beat England 2-1 in 1/8
so what is the actual problem with the England team? it seems to be far deeper than tactics, player selection, and mentality.
>>69047528
look how blonde you used to be
>>69047841
A long tradition of being completely fucking shit.
>>69047823
pls
>>69047865
Plus not realizing of it and thinking they were the best in the world.
>>69047012
Its like 270k or something. Euro tanked last year after greece and hasn't recovered
>>69047900
I seriously can't gasp why every two years the English seriously think this time they will win a trophy no matter how shit their team is.
Every single time.
>>69047753
Where's the "TSUUUU" chant?
>>69047813
>it's could be embarrassing- it's three!
Still laughing.
>>69047935
It's because we think it's out turn this time. It must be. I mean, come on.
But then, it never is :(
Rooney was england's best player all tournament.
fucking memesters just like to rag on him
>>69047935
They're one of the best 4 leagues in Europe and they've always had "star" players. A major tournament without England feels like it's missing something, and then when they're here they remind you that they were shit the last time and they're still shit now.
>>69047935
Well, they have two years to create hype, new players who are supposed to be best of the world, >le we don't win the UCL because we are too good.
It's everything a meme already.
>>69047972
But it hasn't been for 50 years and even then it was by luck.
I understand hoping for it but every Englishman seems to actually believe their NT will win.
>>69047419
ITT: overrated shit
>>69047935
>I seriously can't gasp why every two years the English seriously think this time they will win a trophy no matter how shit their team is.
well if you look at past tournaments, in the qualifying and friendlies, it seems to follow the pattern that england start playing quite well, in the 2010 world cup and 2016 euros, they were the highest scoring team in the whole qualifying stages
then england will beat a team like germany or brazil in a friendly and then the hype starts building and everyone begins to forget about the disastrous previous tournament and embarrassing early exit
Then the same thing happens and england look like they can barely score a goal against some really shit team like slovakia
It's the just the same fucking shit everytime, it's actually laughable how much deja vu was in this year's euros with the england team
>>69048015
Between 1990 and 2006 I think yes, literally every tournament we'd think England were a cert to win in.
By now, it's kind of an ironic thing.
>>69047952
No visitor supporters, maybe
>>69048095
I see.
Rashford was unironically England's best player yesterday
Too bad he only got like fucking 5 minutes to show it
>>69048059
It seems like something finally broke in you guys, I don't get that much exposure to your media but what I'm seeing now looks way worse than how I remember the reaction to 2014 WC. You guys just kind of blocked that out and wrote it off as a fluke, but now you guys have accepted that something is fucked with your domestic leagues and how you grow talent.
>>69048059
And the same thing will continue to happen. After this loss, the NT will score a lot in the WC qualifiers and the cycle will start again.
The English national team is literally stuck in a never ending loop of defeat,hype and defeat.
>>69046224
are these blind footballers or something?
>Half time
>Woy clearly needs to change things up
>I know, I'll take off Dier for Wilshere
get rekt
>>69047526
Alex Ferguson. Rooney at Everton seemed like he could do anything, then Ferguson drained out all of the unpredictability in an effort to improve his consistency. Which didn't work. Ferguson had a history of making players boring as shit.
>>69048293
>starting line-up clearly not working,with subs being better
>Woy needs to change things up
>I know, I'll keep the starting line-up that fucked up the the first game and keep Joe Hart on even though I have 2 other capable GKs
>>69048015
>and even then it was by luck.
All champions need a little bit of luck to win it. Like it happened to you when Higuain and Messi choked their chances, Robben not cutting inside for the first time in his life against Spain or when Italy got gifted a penalty after being down to ten men against Australia
>>69048059
>in the qualifying and friendlies
When will people realize that friendlies don't matter in the slightest.
>>69048325
The ending is fucking hilarious
>>69048267
it's depressing and hilarious at the same time
after all of this big deal made of england getting rid of its old players and having an 'exciting young team' they just look like the same old england as soon as they reach the tournament after looking good in the build up.
misplaced passes, 0 composure on the ball, failure to break down defences, full retard defensive blunders
![uefa.euro.2016.round.of.16.england.vs.iceland.720p.hdtv.hevc.x265.rmteam.mkv_snapshot_01.41.22_[2016.06.29_01.45.11].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/XXxXZ1Q.jpg "uefa.euro.2016.round.of.16.england.vs.iceland.720p.hdtv.hevc.x265.rmteam.mkv_snapshot_01.41.22_[2016.06.29_01.45.11].jpg")
>>69046915
Why can't a CEO in America legally murder people while a CEO in Moldova has more power than a king?
>>69047051
>that webm
Poor Keaton. Man, Birdman was overrated but he gave a hell of a performance.
Damn Redmayne and his Oscar baiting schtick.
Did all the English bandwagoning done right after the Germany friendly make you believe this shit or were you trying to meme your way into the final(praise Kek)? Or was it 50/50?
>>69047419
Close.
Either drop fat frank or slippy g for someone else, even for a time hargreaves was decent when he was in the side until hes knees exploded.
Feloow chaps, tell me more about Rppney experience in England NT
>Grandpa, where were you the day England lost to a bunch of plumbers, movie directors and dentists?
>Whhell, i was ther kiddo'..i was ther. Now tell you what..
>*shakes jar*
> You go sell these and buy yourself a nice spaceship.
>>69048807
>>69048807
>literally only 5 goals against elite teams
hmmm
>>69048059
>in the 2010 world cup and 2016 euros, they were the highest scoring team in the whole qualifying stages
england is a good midtier team. LIke mexico, chile croatia sweden or portugal.
Good performance in qualifying stages and friendlies are a good show of that.
The problem is that your team starts believing it's one of the best and should win the championship. When they discover that they aren't that good they crumble.
Here even when we have great teams hyped internationally the approach to the tournament is always that they should try to go as far as possible because, obviously they desire to win the tournament, but there are many other great teamsand any match is a battle, even against weak teams because in football anything can happen.
I don't know how is it in england, but the impression I get is that the english team and press think they should win the tournament and anything else is beneath them and any team that's not among the best 4-5 are beneath england.
>>69049004
>uruguay
>an elite team
>>69048807
>San Marino x 5
Damn, what a record
>>69046087
>tfw I watched this game with an Italian bloke from work and he kept laughing really loudly and waving his hands every time an English player made a basic technical error
>>69049028
More elite than you at this point
>>69049024
not true
the aim was to get to the semis or at least the quarters and not to lose to a team ranked 32 in the world and managed by a part time dentist
>>69049047
try again
>>69047672
>Lets push Scholes out on the left in order to try to make a Gerrard-Lampard midfield work.
This happened all of once and you Manure pricks never stop moaning. The other 50 or so time Scholes played in midfield he did absolutely fuck all.
Reminder that England has won FIVE (5) knockout games away from home in their entire history (none in Euros):
vs. Paraguay (1986)
vs. Belgium (1990)
vs. Cameroon (1990)
vs. Denmark (2002)
vs. Ecuador (2006)
>>69049136
what a disgrace
>>69046224
Those pitches are decent' hit the red button on the side of the pitch and it saves the last 30 seconds of play for you to download if you've scored a screamer or someone made an arse of themselves.
>>69049065
I am sorry Cymru sempai. I hope you make it to the final/
No bully
>>69049223
HAHAHAHAH-hahahaahahaaa-aahaha-haah-ha aa
aaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAA ;________;
>>69047419
>The coles are next to each other
Were they playing with 5 defenders here?
Why couldn't Lampard and Gerrard work? Is it because they were both too offensive minded or was it bad management?
Why does the FA stick with managers for so long? It is a stark contrast to English club culture.
>>69048325
That looks like something chicharito would do.
nation of four million people
>defeat not very good, but still dangerous turkey
>choke against czechs in the last minutes, after outplaying them for 90% of the match (ask czechs)
>beats defending champions in the hard-fought battle
>loses only to a team with world's second best player in 118th minute after a keeper error and good doze of luck
>called EURO's best team
>have Rakitić, Modrić, Mandžukić
nation of 300 thousand people
>beats Netherlands in qualifiers
>draws versus Cristiano Ronaldo and overachieving Hungarians
>beats Austria
>dominates England, comes back from 1-0 deficit
>nation of over 50 million people
>draws to a country whose last success was in 1960 and whole Dynamo Kiev at their side
>beats Wales (pretty impressive actually, no joke)
>can't even score a goal against a team that looks like it was made of convicts and was destroyed couple days later
>is outplayed by fishermen from a country without football traditions
>have some quality players, even Sterling, Drier, Hart, Cahill, Rooney, all are at worst competent footballers
Just how? Why did they look like they never really wanted to play that match after all? Why is a 29yo nobody with a miracle season the best player on the team? Why aren't they at least decent?
>>69049223
>you will never pound his boipucci to console him
>>69049211
They barely even laugh.
If I saw that in real life let alone from somebody I knew I would be dying laughing
>>69049586
Man, I'm so glad he got 7-0'd
>>69049733
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KEV3PWNMjLA
>>69049586
What the fuck? What a cunt
>>69047419
Can anyone who really knows English football explain why this lineup kept coming up short? It almost seems like some Stephen King book kind of curse was upon them when it really mattered.
>>69049586
BAAAAAAAAH GAAAWD THIS MAN HAS A FAMILY
>>69046087
that coach was total shit
>>69049136
how many nations have done better though?
>>69047753
Good chance my neighbour is in that Iceland team, he was playing for them in the 70's/80's
>>69046087
>creme de la creme
is this common in english
>>69050581
Croatia, czech republic and they've only been going for about 20 years.
Before this tournament I unironically rated England and thought that this time they might actually do something, not win it of course, but at least not embarass themselves. Never again.
>>69050608
yes.
>>69049136
>(none in Euros):
This can't be true
>>69050608
You French and you obsession with cream
>>69050614
Croatia have only really won 2 knockout games in their history
>>69050614
Incorrect.
>>69046125
To be fair. This is actually 100% sturridges laziness to blame. I reckon most players would have picked that pass up 9/10 times.
>>69050634
Me too. I was unironically rooting for them to do well this tournament.
Now I know how it feels to be an England fan. USA always disappoints too but we more or less expect to be disappointed and usually our team at least plays with heart.
Being an England fan is all of the disappointment and none of the heart
I think the problem with English football team is the same as the American mass shooting problem
There's countries with a similar amount of guns, but the US always has more shootings. Compare that with how countries with similar talent pools, funding and facilities do much better than England
Everytime there's a fuckup there's an inquest but eventually everything stays the same pretty much
Both are doomed to repeat the cycle over and over because the cause, I think, is rooted deep inside the subconscious of those culpable and those who can change the cycle.
Basically they're both fucked
>>69049136
is this actually true? holy shit
>>69050581
>>69050614
>>69050659
>>69050670
>>69050679
I was literally about to post the results of my autism. Note that I didn't include results from 2nd group stages, so those famous Italian wins over Argentina and Brazil in 1982 aren't included, for example.
I can't post the matches, too long.
Germany (40)
Italy (21)
Spain (15)
France (12)
Czechoslovakia/Czech Republic (12)
Netherlands (11)
Soviet Union/Russia (7)
Hungary (6)
England (5)
Portugal (5)
Sweden (5)*
Yugoslavia (4)
Belgium (4)
Denmark (3)
Croatia (2)
* the match in 1938 was literally forfeited to Sweden wegen des Anschluss
>>69047012
Kek
>but it's all Kane's fault! Sir Wayne Rooney did nothing wrong!
>>69050763
yep, and Belgium were not the team they are today back then..
>>69050777
Remember that these numbers don't include knockout matches won at home.
>>69050777
Reminder that Shane Long stuck one past the Germans
>>69050777
England's isn't 5 though, it's 9.
>>69050832
>>69050817
Not including tournaments at home.
>>69050875
Why not?
>>69046567
Pretty unfair comment to make when the whole team pretty much played worse than him. But you're right - he wasn't great.
>>69046430
Kane was by far the worst.
How long until Englel is a 2 star team in FIFA?
>>69050947
>FIFA
dropped
>>69049586
DIRTY DEEDS
>>69047997
This
>>69050777
Thing is that there were no knockout games besides the final in the 1974 and 1978 WCs and in the 1982 there were only semis and final. It's not really legit way to judge cup performances. Might as well add second group stage victories.
Jesus and is that Germany number real?
>>69050890
The hosts are almost guaranteed to go far, plus some countries simply host more often than others (ex. this is France's 5th tournament). Here are how many knockout victories you would add with home tournaments included:
Italy +8
France +8
England +4
Germany +3
Spain +2
Portugal +2
Sweden +2
>>69051073
England didnt qualify for 74 or 78
>>69051073
Yeah I was going to add 2nd group stage victories but then I was wondering what to do with the early Euro group stages? When it was only 4 or 8 teams those group stages are basically like the 2nd group stages in the World Cup, ie. made up of all very strong teams.
NEW MEME
When a British flag makes a post about football, post
>this flag
>this topic
I spent all day thinking of it, use it well
>>69051103
Knockout games only is fair, it's not like one country had the opportunity to play more of these than other countries anyway
>>69050746
I'm glad we left all the fucking retard potato niggers in Ireland
>>69051183
I see his point, the Dutch were at their best in the 70s with the 2nd group stage. Throw those in and they have 9 more victories.
With 2nd group stage /8-team Euro group stage:
Germany +10
Netherlands +9
Italy +6
France +5
Sweden +3
Poland +3
Denmark +3
Belgium +2
Spain +2
Soviet Union +2
Portugal +1
Czechoslovakia +1
England +1
>>69049586
what a spicy takedown
Reminder: ICELAND HAS NEVER LOST A GAME IN A EUROPEAN CHAMPIONSHIP TOURNAMENT.
Keep laughing at the English while you can, Frenchies.
And Germany, see you in the finals.
Which one of you fuckers did this?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/England_at_the_UEFA_European_Football_Championship
How fucking awesome would it be if Iceland somehow makes it to the final against Portugal and destroys them? How would Ronaldo react?
>>69051294
I think after that game against Ireland you're going to meet a fully ready French side. Good luck though.
>>69051346
>Portugal making it to the final
I don't think so
>>69050355
brilliant players. amazing options off the bench.
poorly coached, with no plan or system
They were also very unlucky.
>'02 lose to fluke freekick against Brazil
>'04 Rooney gets sent off by cheating Portuguese and lose on penalties
>'06 lose to Portugal AGAIN on penalties
Then, tragically Steve McClaren DIDNT pick Beckham in 2008 and England didnt even QUALIFY.
>>69046125
don't see how you can blame Rooney for this one. They're down 2-1 and he's trying to make something happen while literally all of his team mates are static.
>>69051385
wasn't roo sent off in 06? ronaldo dove or something
>>69051385
I remember hearing all of England shit on Beckham for ruining your squad and slowing them down in 2006, but meanwhile wasn't he actually the only one keeping you afloat with a goal and an assist in a pair of 1-0 wins? Including your last knockout stage win right?
>>69051376
But just imagine it though. After Ronaldo was butthurt that Iceland tied them and celebrated it. This time Iceland beats them. He would have to eat hist words which he won't do. He would probably cry on the pitch.
>>69051418
It was in 06, Rooney stepped in Carvalho's balls
>>69051418
no he got injured in that match though and had to go off
>>69051385
>2008
>Man Utd win the CL with a midfield of Scholes, Carrick and Hargreaves
>England fail to qualify for the Euros with a midfield of Gerrard and Lampard
Was particularly irked back then.
>>69051457
He'd probably quit the NT too
>>69051469
oops, venezual is right
he got injured in 04
>>69051462
>>69051469
lads. roo was gonna get a yellow and then tsu went to the ref asking for more and roo pushed him so the ref went ape.
>>69051294
there is a thing called semi finals, thats when you are suppose to meet germany or italy
>>69051500
Shouldn't have chimped out, nor stepped on somebody's balls then.
They were unlucky as shit in 2002, where they lost to the best team of the tournament, and 2004, where they got refballed out of a goal, but 2006 was the beginning of >englel.
Portugal were missing three starters in that match because of the Battle of Nurnberg and the only one that tried and managed to do shit was Hargreaves.
>>69051181
>african """""humour"""""
https://youtu.be/V4ldEFAzMD4?t=5m5s
you now remember rooney was fast
>>69046125
>>69051410
I've been saying this for a long time. This is exactly why England is so shit and Germany so good. Off the ball movement.
The best teams are ALWAYS moving. When you watch Germany you see players constantly moving into channels, when you watch England they just stand around and wait for the ball to come to them.
>>69051347
Good luck to you as well. You will need it.
>>69051604
because 2004 wasn't the beginning of Englel? Beckham even missed a fucking penalty
>>69051702
that fucking game, man
Englel has and always will exist 2bh, always somehow manage to embarrass themselves or be extremely unlucky
watching an england tournament match you just KNOW something bad is going to happen
>>69051670
God would that be a glorious day on /sp/ if you really would win.
I bet the English would like it too
>>69051637
look how fired up he is, forgot how aggressive he used to be
when do you ever see him shoulder barging and taking players on now
>>69051834
He was Jimmy Hopkins
>>69051834
lost his powers along with his hair
>>69051968
He literally went bald againa after the game.
>>69050634
>>69050725
I'm surprised that Woy not dropping Looney and Wheelchair didn't already ring alarm bells for you two.
>>69051181
That's not being fair to the Welsh.
>>69051444
I think the only time Beckham got flak was 1998, and for good reason. Other times I don't think he got much flak.
Was with the lads in a bar up in Vik. Great scenes
>>69050700
I don't think so personally man. I think Sturridge thought he meant to pass it to number 18 (I dont fucking remember who is what number for everyone) which explains why Sturridge stayed static.
>>69047629
No, you are a little bitch!
>>69051294
>so new he doesnt even know the format or brackets
cute
>English """"""""""Premier"""""""""' League
>Filling your team with Spurs chokers
>Unironically losing to a part time dentist manager
>>69048329
Rooney was really good in 2010 for Man U though.
>>69050355
There was nothing special about that team cause they never actually played as a team. It was just egos everywhere. Lampard and Gerrard were 20+ goal midfielders but when they played for England, they never had any chemistry cause they both never knew whether to attack or defend. Joe Cole was a good dribbler but that's where it stopped, all Beckham had were long passes and set pieces.
Only good thing about the team was the defense, especially the full-backs.
England choking even carries over onto the women.
I can't stop laughing thinking about that last minute own goal in the women's footy. Combination of bad luck and English memery.
![raven-cs96[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/lK4f5UU.jpg "raven-cs96[1].jpg")
>>69049586
RAVEN WITH THE EVENFLOW DDT
What was it like here when Greece lost to the faroe islands?
I mean, Iceland winning it funny, but faroe have a population like 1/6 the size.
Plus Iceland have been getting better and better for a while now
>>69051343
thats a good'n
>>69049586
wow, he even follows through with his boots. his right one catches the other dude's head.
>>69046087
This webm sums up England. You can see he wants to shoot but he's trying to be too smart for his own good, so he fucks it up. 18 year old Rooney would have had a shot there because 18 year old Rooney was a good player.
>>69051294
Who else /scared/ here
>>69046224
are they an all-ginger team? I wouldn't want to play against them.
>>69050777
if you discount the gold cup how many does 7-0 have.
>>69051294
This
I really think they can win, they have just beaten England , and thier confidence going into that was high. Thier confidence now will be sky high.
Yes france are better, but Iceland look fearless.
We can't hide from the fact that england were awful, but Iceland beating france would makes things slightly better.
We are still a shambles though, but imagine the lels at france
>>69055845
nah he doesn't want to shoot, he tried to dribble by faking the shot and then running with the ball.
>let's put this striker as CM where he doesn't do shit but he is just lazy fuck so that position suits him
Kek fucking pathetic, whoever came up with that idea at Manure should probably off himself.. Rooney playing in midfield is like putting Ronaldo there. He is totally useless with his zero defending and short passes.
>>69055978
>I really think they can win
meme magic can only get you this far
>>69056000
To be fair, it was meme magic they even qualified, beat the Dutch twice etc.
They are unbeaten, scored in every game and beat Austria and England.
Leicester has shown that meme magic can take you literally to the OP.
Why are you doubting meme magic with Iceland?
>Greece lost to faroe island lel 50k
Also nice trips
>>69056019
Meme magic couldn't save England. We had the ability to bang all those who chat shit, yet it was never utilised. Fuck woy, he deserves that loss.
>>69047813
FIVE
FIVE NILL
everytime
>>69056019
>Greece lost to faroe island lel 50k
And twice!
>>69056000
You underestimate the power of meme magic.
>>69056074
It's not that it couldn't. It simply wasn't allowed to.
>>69056092
Surley this is the worse it can get?
Was it funny here?
>>69047051
He wrote it after the game.
>>69056074
Vardy is a small part of the Leicester meme magic . You would need Kante and Mahrez to fully activate it. You never had a chance.
>>69046087
>Based Gylfi, Sigurd's son
>>69048807
>San Marino x5
TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
>>69055122
That was magical to watch.
Even still, Englel's women got further than the men.
>>69048807
We're living one hell of a life. In the age of Rooney.
>>69047813
Brazil as a country will never recover from this
>>69047813
>Neuer's face when Brazil scored
That was one angry kraut.
>>69051648
It's not that other teams move more, I'm sure the statistics will show.
It's the lack of intelligent movement, they always look for players to "show effort" and so they get unintelligent players, moving forward first chance, trying the longer, faster pass more often and so on.
It was the same, maybe even worse, btw, with their "golden generation", Lampard and Gerrard were terrible midfielders, always needing the right support from their teams.
>>69055725
Good reference 2bh.
Anyone here like a rimjob?
>>69056303
wow so random bro XD
>>69051294
The absolute madman.
He was invited to a tea party and he went and ate the whole table.
How do we stop Iceland?
>>69046087
think it just proves that soccer is a low skill game
Where will Mou play Rooney though.
He was surely watching that match and going NOPE everytime Rooney touched the ball.
>>69056117
Well Greece also only has a 1/5 of the population of England.
Also this was a knockout game and England is supposed to be good.
Dentists and plumbers.
>>69051294
After PU70 and Missi I fully believe in the power of meme magic. Iceland I will support you all the way, the similarities with the US team in being the underdogs and having pure heart will bring an unprecented victory and inspire us.
Any chants you lads have over there? I am ready to spam memearrows full of Icelandic culture and bants when you play.
>>69056308
>aussie counter-shitposting
the fuck is this?
glen hoddle should be the new manager
>>69054781
I would imagine so.
>>69055920
No they are not, stop squinting.
>>69056134
Sure you did Roy
>>69056912
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/06/28/euro-2016-roy-hodgson-planned-england-departure-before-end-of-ic/
>>69056984
So that what he was thinking about
>>69050608
we use it also in italian
>>69057411
It's used everywhere.
Anyone else hoping for the glorious meme final of Wales v Iceland?
>>69057096
>35 more mins and I'm out of of this shit
>>69046224
>A Flamengo t-shirt
Why am I not surprised?
>>69049211
the lad at the top of the screen tells scholesy to press the red button
>>69047618
>Playing a friendly match against Iceland before WC 1994
>Playing against Iceland before WC 2002
Can't pelople see a pattern here?
>>69047618
Forgot
>Only 14 years ago, this was the Icelandic team
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UY1ffoKJ1A4
>>69057688
>Friendly
>Against 2002 Brazil
This shows how shit you became just as much as how much they improved.
>>69049676
I would add for Croatia that they had clear chances to score a goal in the second half and the extra time, Portugal was literally just defending at that time
>>69047419
>paul robinson
>carragher as a dm
>gerrard and lampard playing together
>owen as a lone striker
Pretty shite lets be honest.
same story every time
>>69047844
underrated
But don't worry you will do good in friendlies and qualification for 2018 and totally win it that time with your new golden generation.
