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STAMKOS IS COMING HOME LADS
First for reddit
>laffs delusions
Makes me kek every time
James Fink
@BfloBizJimFink
A growing buzz in some NHL circles that high profile FAs (Babcock last year) and Stamkos are using Sabres as a 'leverage' for better deals
lel
You may only reply to this post if >your last 3 captains were drafted, retired, and played exclusively for >your team
>Yzerman
>Lidstrom
>Zetterberg
>likely Larkin
>>69045198
>Stamkos
>Leafs
Just what they need, another fucking center. Get some wingers and dmen and maybe you could make the playoffs in a couple of years.
>yfwswtc
Avs casual here, how did we do in the draft?
>>69045265
>Kadri
>Matthews
Every other center on our team is shit. Bozak, Laich, Holland are all garbage. And dont worry friend, we'll get some wingers and dmen with our infinite cap space in the next couple years.
>>69045265
pfff check out this moron
who needs defense when you just signed fredrik andersen
>lucic has had meetings with vancouver and edmonton
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>69045315
nothing special but you didn't do something dumb like blow your pick on some no-name D man or pass on pulu like SOME retarded GMs did
>>69045368
Can I get a reply from a non-tripfag? They tend to know nothing about hockey.
>>69045387
You did okay. Solid but uninspired.
>>69045387
No one really knows until they hit the ice
Vancouver fans are not welcome.
>0 cups
>>69045456
Minnesota fans are not welcome.
>0 cups
>>69045387
i know what country the conn smythe winner was from
and the vezina
and the norris
>>69045456
oh look america did that thing where they know nothing about hockey again, someone get the camera
>>69045503
Ottawa, Winnipeg, Atlanta, Nashville, Buffalo, San Jose, Arizona not welcome
>0 cups
What can be done to make hockey more diverse?
>>69045529
Look Canada did that thing where none of their teams won the cup again
![Mark-Messier-Canucks-arms-straight[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/eFXhR1w.jpg "Mark-Messier-Canucks-arms-straight[1].jpg")
>>69045529
At least ZERO of us are as pathetic as Hongcouver lel
How do I filter tripfags on mobile?
>>69045552
This
>>69045529
Vancouver Millionaires played in a wholly different era than now.
>>69045577
>tfw we'll see the next great mexican hockey player since gomez
my junior team drafted a finn in the import draft today
are finns, dare i say it lads, back?
>>69045546
>mfw my team is so irrelevant you didn't even list it
Only Hasb, Leafs, and Wongs fans welcome
>Less than 10 cup wins
>>69045577
he had to do this otherwise matthews wouldnt be able to play in canada
>>69030835
salsa?
>>69045654
LMAO
LMAO
LMAO
>amexicans BTFO
Nice "white" country you have there
>>69045591
doesn't change the fact that only a moron with zero hockey knowledge would state that vancouver has zero cups
>>69045646
lifelong leafs fan here
mats sundin is still on the roster, right?
Eric Lindros' best moment was when Scott Stevens hit him for good
>>69045677
>EXCUSE ME, BUT YOU ARE TECHNICALLY WRONG!!
I bet you're a hoot in social gatherings
>>69045691
>BOOHOO I GOT PROVED WRONG ABOUT SOMETHING
just stop giving him (You)s, retard
>>69045691
you aren't "technically wrong", you're simply wrong
>>69045247
>Modano
>Morrow
>Benn
Well almost
>>69045677
>Didn't even play in the NHL
>Played in the fucking PCHA and CHL
>Irrelevant meme cups
>G-Guys w-we have a cup I s-swear
KOKOKOKOKOKOKOKOKOKOKOKOKOKOKOKOKOKOKOKOKOKOKOKOKOKOKOKOKOKOKOKOKOKOKOKOKOKOKOKOKOKO
>>69045682
That not nice
>>69045691
>NUMBERS LIKE ONE AND ZERO ARE CONFUSING AND TECHNICAL!!!
sure hope your GF is in charge of the finances
>>69045714
>>69045731
>what is context
>>69045235
Perennially second place
>>69045770
Brett Hull is a faggot and >we should have a cup fuck you
>>69045633
It's okay lumbus, you have pulju now-
How come we don't count Ottawa's cup wins? Do we count their cup wins?
>>69045780
brett hull's biggest career accomplishment was being featured on a free poster that came with the noma snowrider GT
and even then i remember being disappointed at the time because i thought the poster was of bret hart
>>69045783
it's not like an american team can or ever will be successful if they don't fill key roster positions with canadians. passing on pulu wasn't a popular decision, but it was a smart and correct one.
>>69045811
for current teams no
pretty sure that's what everyone is implying when they're talking about who has cups
if you are a shitty city and you lose a team, your punishment is you lose their accomplishments
>montreal unironically paying andrew shaw 24 million
Hahahahaha. Man am I glad he's gone. Enjoy that one cucknada.
>>69045780
>>69045858
>Sabrefags still mad
Hull was the best sharp shooter of all time behind Bossy
why do stinky smelly foreigners like grease and slovakia have to follow MY team?
>>69045953
Bossy, Ovie, Richard, and Mario were all better faggot.
>>69045811
I think some of those cups were won with rules that allowed six skaters.
But we don't count previous wins in Vancouver or Winnipeg as cup wins. Those franchises just have the decency to not hang banners about it.
any /lifelong edmonton oilers fans here? Where you from?
St. Albert here.
Lads, why do tripfags think we need to remember them and their opinions on hockey?
Is this a sign of crippling autism?
>>69045964
Do you consider Canadians to be stinky foreigners? Don't worry I'm white,
>>69045976
>Ovi
>better than Hull
>osgood isnt HoF material
>won 3 cups and posted 1.55 GAA and .930 sv% in the playoffs in 2008
>>69046025
Ovi is the best pure goal scorer since Mario and Wayne you giant retard. Have you actually looked at his numbers or are you just a shitposting 3rd world retard?
>>69045964
Because your best forward was Czech
>>69046012
My grandmum is from Etonia
My mum is from Moose Jaw
I'm from North Battleford
>>69046016
They don't have a life so tripfags create an internet identity to replace their lack of human interaction.
>>69046029
One was won mainly by Vernon
Him and Recchi deserve to be in HOF way more than Lindross
>>69046051
He's not even as good as Bure
>>69046062
I trip in other generals so I can post stupid opinions and get replies.
>>69046062
Interesting.
The only people who have business tripping here are the pro scout and kippers so we can ask for ass.
>LUCIC - MCDAVID - PULJUJÄRVI CONFIRMED
Where were you when Oilers were confirmed to win the stan lee's cup?
>>69046082
He literally has multiple seasons where he scored as many goals as Lemieux did and people debate whether Mario would have been better than Wayne without the cancer, etc.
Ovie's team fucking sucks though and this isn't an era where 2-3 players can meme their way to a cup and win it alone now that teams actually play defense and goalies aren't shit.
>>69045964
because your team is what would happen if you sorted players by value and started picking from the low end with your eyes closed which results in quite a few europeans
>>69046016
some of us don't need to hide behind a frosted window to obscure our identities
being anon is like half a step up from being a phoneposter
>>69046020
hey newfie bro, what's up? Disregard that fool, we don't care about him, it's not >his team anyway. Fuck him. I can't wait for the new season to find us all healthy and with plenty of time and minimal worries to watch games together. Along with the portuguese bro and all the other Devils fans, the most multicultural fan base in /hoc/.
So everyone is in agreement that Buchnevich will be the next Ovechkin but without the choking right?
>>69046012
Red Deer
>>69046029
As we say over on /r/hockey, Osgood gets into the Hall of Very osGOOD. Never a dominant player and didn't define an era.
Upvoted anyway, it was a good question.
will marner and nylander play on the wing
Soon.
>>69046083
ooh let me guess
you're reliable ecchi deliverer sniper
>>69046127
fucking BUST
>>69046025
>scoring on goalies that looked like this
More net than a fishing boat
>>69046140
>36 chambers
>>69046114
>his internet ego would not let him read that post without responding
>>69046143
No I'm an /nfl/ and /mlb/ trip.
>>69046140
>rags
>>69046090
Lucic is such a fucking doofus
>>69046127
He's playing for the Rangers. So he'll be like Ovechkin but with even more choking.
>>69046220
Devils ice girls are some of the uglier ones mate.
>>69046171
>Del Zotto
Good times
Schenider is the next Brodeur
>>69046249
I agree.
t. Debbie fan
>>69046249
Too old. But he is one of the most underrated goalies in the league and the only reason NJ hasn't finished 30th the past few years.
>>69046240
people in poo jersey are absolutely disgusting this is the best they get
>>69046249
too bad he's wasting his talent playing on this generation's Devils team. Like Lundqvist.
>>69046188
oh
well good luck staying awake through 1,458 innings this year
>>69046219
god i hope lucic ends up in dallas or some shit, i don't want him dragging the edmonton boys down right before they're set to take off
>mfw we had brodeur and cujo at the same time
>now we have an american and a swede
>>69046012
Etzikom here
DUDE
>>69046365
>Etzikom
How many people there? You and your grandma?
What do they mean by this?
>>69046480
>Vancouver
>Toronto
The two most disgusting places on planet Earth.
>>69046412
>>69046480
>caitlyn trying to /pol/ post again
>>69046480
>>69046507
Literally should be scrubbed from existence with an H-bomb
>>69046480
>furries AND rapefugees
Dear god we need 2 walls
>>69046540
This.
Also, the following NHL franchises have never won a cup, and any meme cup won before their existence in their current city doesn't count;
>Blues
>Shorks
>Caps
>Mild
>Sabres
>Panthers
>Jets
>Preds
>Coyotes
>Columbus "Put Finns in Bins" Blue Jackets
>Snes
>Hongcouver Cantpucks
>>69046480
this absolutely has to be fake
>>69046530
>canautist getting mad again
>>69046703
It's real. Was on the news and everything in December or January.
i have a date tomorrow and we're going to publix for lunch before a movie. any recommendations for the sandwich i get?
>>69046507
>>69046703
you people are disgusting. Instead of reaching a helping hand to the people seeking sanctuary, you cry in disbelief of your bad fortune.
Sure is christian values up in this motherfucker...
>>69046943
>christian values
DEUS VULT
>>69046875
>taking a date to the grocery store
>>69046943
Why don't you keep them grease? Oh right, you can't even feed yourselves
>>69047009
and yet we do "keep" them.
>>69046943
>t. syrian refugee
Pure greek blood, right there bud :^)
>>69046943
Buddy you don't know how bad immigrants in Toronto are. Muslims and Chinamen never learn English, throw garbage everywhere, and don't have any manners.
JON
O
N
>>69047058
Of course grease wouldn't have any problem with that behavior
>>69047079
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH DAAAMMNNN
OUR
FUCKING
YEAR
>>69047079
>>69047095
top kek
love you lads
>>69046943
>giving your own money to charity to help the less fortunate is the same as the privileged left using the government's authority to extort money from the working class taxpayers to import and subsidize the 3rd world gibsmedats
Yeah, nah, you olive-nigger.
>>69047079
top jej
>>69047079
Savage
>>69047204
>pictures of retarded people at Wal-Mart
C'mon Canada, that's like the lowest hanging fruit lol. But keep posting, I think you're cool.
>>69047258
>encouraging high schoolers
BRUH
why do these fat retards post here?
Don't they have some black athletes to jerk off too?
>this one ass-ravaged leaf
Tell me, Canada, why does all your talent play for American clubs?
>summer hoc
>>69047130
sure is western christian values up in this motherfucker
TRIGGER WARNING TO AMERICAITLYNS
THIS POST CONTAINS CANADA BEING ELITE AT HOCKEY
why is there always this one autistic canadian trying to force /int/ posting? every god damn thread
>mfw americaitlyns get blown the FUCK out every time
>mfw they try to damage control by bragging about Canadians winning cups
>>69047406
Cause high schoolers don't have shit to do
And laffs well, they're the laffs
>>69046978
Remember that you're on the clip art board of 4chan
>>69047387
"Yeah just use your government to forcefully provide gibs to niggers and shitskins, don't worry about having to put your money where your mouth is."
t. Jesus
>>69047422
>>69047498
Surely such a nation would be able to assemble a competent hockey club, one that has won at least a single cup in recent history - the past decade would seem a safe bet. Unless all those players are literally hockey mercenaries, but that idea is just too silly to be true!
>>69047542
>"Yeah just use your government to forcefully provide gibs to niggers and shitskins, don't worry about having to put your money where your mouth is."
>t. Jesus
up in this motherfucker
>>69047542
Well in actual fact this country has won back to back gold medals and yours hasn't won since
>1980
Why is this? Why do Americans suck so much dick at hockey?
>The Oilers drafted another fucking forward
I told you Finns he would be ours.
>>69047568
Why do canadians think America cares about hockey? It's only slightly above soccer desu
Do you guys remember that one deranged Devils fan who shitposted during the season last year? You remember how he said that they would make the playoffs that year? I remember that.
>>69047593
>1993
>>69047635
There it is
The national American pastime of saying
>w-we don't care
Where are the clipart animals in this thread?
>>69047696
I'm asking why you think we do, can you answer?
>>69047651
>it's okay that our international team is about to go ten olympics in a row without a gold medal, because our national teams win tournaments when we load them with canadians
>>69047593
>>69047696
Meh, we aren't the best at it, and it shows.
But surely there is at least one (1) single decent Canadian hockey club in a hockey league that is headquartered in Canada? I mean, it would just seem foolish if the majority of elite Canadian hockey talent left their home country to go be mercenaries in American cities for American teams, often choosing to settle there over their home and native lands. A country that prides itself on achieving Olympic gold medals in hockey must have at least one of the best current hockey franchises in the NHL!
>>69047782
Expect to receive at least 3 caitlynposts in reply to this, they are absolutely obsessed with that thing
Principe claims he's got two sources that are 100% and 95% sure Lucic signs with the Oilers on July 1st. Principe works for the Oilers, but he's also literally the worst human being on Earth, so I'm not sure what to think.
>>69047842
I wouldn't take his word seriously. Put a grain of salt on it.
>>69047782
>Meh, we aren't the best at it, and it shows.
Exactly, just shut up and buy the jersey with the canadian name on it and cry every four years
>>69047842
Hall for Pietrangelo
>>69047878
>watching the memelpics
>>69047764
I dunno genius, maybe the fact that you are posting in a hockey thread?
>>69047908
The 2010 olympic final was the most watched hockey game in american history. Did you watch it?
>>69047910
>4chan is representative of a nations populace
hæhæhæhæ holy shit
>>69047868
I honestly think there's a good chance he ends up here. He stated that he won't live in Vancouver again after they booed his parents during the 2011 finals, and some guy tried to fight him in a bar after a game.
Plus there's the prior history with Chiarelli, and I think Eberle is traded this summer. Replacing Ebs at $6 million per for Lucic at $6 per is a huge dynamic change in the Oilers top 6.
>>69047965
Why are you here if you don't like hockey?
>>69047891
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHQHWHAHAHQHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>69047969
I could see Lucic, but honestly, is there any better LWs around to chose.
>>69047993
I like hockey, why do you think I represent all Americans? Lmfao
>>69048003
Yeah, St, Louis would never do that
>>69047891
if you add 1st to that that then maybe we accept. Pietro just isn't enough alone.
>>69047878
But why would I buy one with a Canadian on it? >my team's best player is a Swede, followed by a future American GOAT. The Canadians are just depth desu
>>69048022
America pretends they don't care when their team loses, just like in soccer or baseball when they get BTFO
>the Stanley cup final views surely show how much Americans love hockey
Oh Canada
>>69047910
not him but I think he's saying that most Americans literally give a fuck all about hockey (which is true)
and you leafs can Caitlynpost until the cows come home but we got one of Gretzky's daughters already and when the other one grows up we'll nab her too
>w-w-we don't care about hockey
I feel like its 2014, 2010, or 2002 all over again
>>69048064
By your logic women's soccer is a popular sort in America
>>69048017
There are plenty of better LWs, but Lucic brings the skillet that I think would benefit McDavid most. He's big, physical, works the tough areas and can make a play when he needs to. Plus he's a cunt with retard strength, which may deter some liberties taken on McDavid.
Oilers have Hall to cover the offensive top 6 LW role, Lucic fills a pretty big void on the team.
>>69048090
Who cares about gretzkys whore daughter, his sons are cake eaters too.
Just goes to show you how you can't breed talent, it takes being born canadian.
>>69048141
>he says, just days after the number one pick was a born-and-bred American from a state hundreds of miles from Canada
>>69048141
>you can breed it
>you have to breed it
???????????
even the best "american" player of all time was born in canada lmao
>>69048185
Matthews is a bust, we should have taken Laine. Hunter is fucking retarded, pic related
>>69048185
>buston
>good
Erik Johnson was picked first overall
>>69048064
Canadians pretend not to care about Canadian teams never winning cups because their native sons move to a superior country and win them for us lmao
>tfw really hot weather and the powers been out all afternoon
send help pls, I do not think I can make it to sundown
>>69048270
do you cheer for every american team?
do you think I cheer for every canadian team?
>>69048287
It doesn't matter what canadian team you cheer for lmao
>>69045198
I sincerely hope not
>>69048314
do you cheer for every american team?
>this bandwagoning
>>69045555
>Won the Cup
More like went to the playoffs
>>69048314
savage
>>69048344
Nope, but my team wins, even when they're bad
>>69048344
Does any Canadian team go to the playoffs?
(the answer is no)
>>69046670
ironically fans of those teams are the only ones whose opinions ''''matter''''' in hoc and jack each other off
>>69048362
lmao this makes no sense
>>69048372
Do americaitlyns win hockey gold?
(the answer is no)
>>69048391
literally everyone wins gold at the olympics*
*except finland
ugh even this videogame from 20 years ago that i'm playing is memeing
for christ's sake
>>69048391
I've literally never seen >my team miss the playoffs
>>69048391
How many of those lads play for Canadian franchises?
Its funny, americaitlyns are the most nationalistic people in the world, except when it comes to hockey.
>rags (((fans)))
So why don't good ol Canadian boys play for their local teams? Even after their elcs are up they stay in America
>>69046012
T. Small-town albertan
who wins gold first, team finland or team USA
My money is on finland tbqh
>>69048476
I, too wonder this, my American friend.
Maybe a Canadian of sufficient hockey intellect will enlighten us.
>>69048513
I could see Finland being a favourite in 2022. That is if NHLers are still in the game.
>w-w-we don't care
I see the damage control for the world cup of hockey has started early
>>69048434
I wonder why
>>69048581
I want team North America to win so that nobody knows who gets to bant on who.
>>69048513
Binland will never win an olympic gold medal or be drafted first overall
>>69048666
Binland of course
>>69048513
doesn't the us already have two olympic golds tho
or do you mean iihf gold, in which case doesn't finland already have one
very confused by your post desu
>>69048581
>i-i've always been a team north america fan a-anyway
>>69048676
he means starting now, and i assume the olympics
and the answer is finalnd
>>69048728
Of course they won't answer, they'll just post gold medals and say Americaitlyn repeatedly until we get bored and move on.
canadians seem a bit grumpy today
are you okay maple friends?
>>69048728
Do you have any grasp on how the draft process works?
>>69048696
LEL you called it
>>69048666
>I-I-I don't even WANT to win
>only one jon posted ITT
>>69048728
This is kind of funny given that it looks like Lucic is signing in canada and Stamkos is signing in or close to canada
>>69048851
Beef patty and rum shortages in Canada, of course they're mad.
>>69048942
>he called it, after I already said it
Tell me /hoc/
They passed on bulju, what's the next step of columbus' plan?
>I consider myself more of a North American than an actual American
LMAO is there anything funny than this damage control?
>>69048786
hey remember that time you bribed the IOC to bring the olympics to salt lake just so we could come by and embarass you at home
that was fun
>>69048851
hockey withdrawl
it's going to keep getting worse until september
>>69049016
>crashing this franchise, with no survivors
>>69048851
I don't understand their logic, if all NHL teams are mercenaries anyways why do they care about the cup drought? they clearly dominate all the international tournaments and there's a core of Canadian players on every NHL team regardless if it's in an American city.
all it takes is one person to say 1993 and they flip their shit and start spamming Americaitlyn, if I were Canadian I don't think I'd really care because they are objectively the best internationally.
the problem is the ownership and the blind loyalty of their fanbases. no matter how moronic and hapless a Canadian organization is, practically every game will sell out
>>69049016
Losing Seth Jones to an offersheet
>>69049030
>damage control
m8, theres fucking Canadians on the team too, just imagine the butthurt and potential for bantz
>>69049041
Us being mad about other canadian teams not winning the cup is a stupid meme perpetuated by amerifats who are mad they aren't the best at something
working on a new meme
thoughts?
>>69047648
they were pretty close even after the midpoint of the season.
vitun homos saatana vittu vitun
>>69049113
Needs team themed markings perhaps a team based tophat?
>>69048276
100 degrees here 20% humidity here m8. Im dead.
>>69049106
>Us being mad about other canadian teams not winning the cup
I have no idea what you mean by this
I'm saying that you guys are mad that a Canadian NHL team hasn't won a cup in a long time, which clearly seems to be the case at how easily you guys are triggered when someone brings it up
I don't give a shit about a Canada/USA rivalry, I just want the Bruins to win more cups
Montreal winning it would piss me off obviously, but Edmonton winning it would feel the same as San Jose, I'd just be upset that my team didn't win
I feel like if, for example, Vancouver won then all of Canada would celebrate that as "their" win
but when the Red Wings win I'm not happy that "America won"
>>69049212
Bruins a shit
>>69047928
No. I watched the opening ceremony because I got forced to and then I avoided the olympics like the plague. Idk why but the olympics bore the shit out of me
>>69049113
>>69049149
Team on tophat and rival team on mushroom, for bantz.
>>69049212
>I feel like if, for example, Vancouver won then all of Canada would celebrate that as "their" win
You're wrong. The media would try to convince us of that but everyone was cheering against Vancouver in 2011
pavel
>>69049212
>but when the Red Wings win I'm not happy that "America won"
no shit, nobody is ever happy when another team wins, amerifats just pretend they do
And no, only casuals and bandwagoners would celebrate another canadian team winning, the rest of us hate them more than we hate american teams
>yfw da oilers make da top 20
>>69049294
why does coyotes legend pavel datsyuk have a red wings jersey on
>>69049247
delete this
>>69049280
>>69049311
okay, it seems that the >1993 and >americaitlyn posters are opposite sides of the same retard coin then. all based posters just please ignore both groups
now let's cook up some dank memes, here's a picture of a Koala that came with my windows 7 install
>>69049352
>2009 was 13 years ago
>>69048476
Taxes
>>69049440
then why do the >rags sign so many FAs
>>69049396
>not using botnet10
Ruins r shit too m8
pavel
>>69049491
trust me I'm aware, I was so butthurt this year I barely watched the playoffs
>>69049294
DELET THIS
>>69049482
Rags pay players way more money than they're worth, so it counteracts Jew York taxes and cost of living
>>69048971
>n-no new jersey is t-totally in c-canada
C U C K
U
C
K
>mfw leafs get Severson
>>69049545
pls stop
>>69049576
Is he supposed to be good? I know literally nothing about him.
>>69049574
I was going to make a joke but the Devils are actually a good fit for Stammer.
>most cap space in the league
>good defence
>arguably the best goalie in the league
>need scoring
>GM with a knack for acquiring talented forwards
>>69048287
No but I assume you cheer for A Canadian team which means you haven't seen them win a cup since at least 1993, and quite possibly never
>>69049610
>schneider
>best goalie in the league
this meme needs to fucking stop right now. he barely cracks top 10, floating around the 7-8 spot. dumb faggot
>>69049610
You forgot
>zero playmakers
He would be useless there
>>69049610
I heard Stamkos has a list of teams he didn't wanna go to. Anybody ever find that list?
>>69049574
>>69049623
poo jersey please go you are irrelevant and shit
>>69049664
Please don't worry about us. We'll be ok. Not good not bad just ok.
