>mfw it's the another episode of Italy pushing Germany's shit in at Saturday
just fucking end my life senpai
>>69044640
germany looks pretty strong my russbro
you should be happy ivan
>>69044640
No offense my man but I'm having a really hard time imagining Germany losing. Italy could pull off a win against Spain and even Belgium, but the German squad is on a whole 'nother level
At least you aren't English bruv
>>69044717
people said the same in 2012
>>69044684
might be a Volga-German
Also WW2 was the best thing that could happen to Russia.
Ivan, we will do this!
You will see awesomeness happening and a curse broken
Doubt Germany will loose
>no European team can win in South American soil
Can you please all stop making "oh no italy", "oh boy italy will surely rip our asshole apart next game", "i adore cock of all shapes and colors, also italy will win" threads?
Y'all cowards don't even use real banter. Too many friendlies to be true.
>>69045338
Why should it stop though? Just using the fucking statistics here, tournaments records speak for themselves
>>69044717
'even belgium'
>>69044985
>le smug anime refugee queen
>>69045338
Oh come on it's our turn to get underestimated and pull a cheeky win this time
>>69045338
>not adoring cock of all shapes and colors
weak
>>69045338
oh boy italy will surely rip our asshole apart next game
>>69045390
but you guys are too strong this time, everyone know this is the perfect game for you
nobody scored to you in this cup, you have the best players in europe and the best coach
why are you not proud of your team? why are you not celebreting the next easy victory?
whe won only beacuse or team rested for one week, spain was not at full power
trust me, this time you are going to win for real
break the curse!
>>69045507
Fuck off with your lies and deceit, Mario
>>69045507
what exactly did you just say, my italian friend? i'll have you know we will absolutely lose the game against you again and there's no way to change this
>>69045531
>>69045549
b-but im cheering for you german bro, there is no way to win for us
not even if we use "that"...im right other italian anons?
>>69045507
>Everybody thinks we are smug fucks
>Italy begs us to be smug fucks
Winning this would perhaps even be bigger than 7:1 to us 2bh
>>69045570
Give Südtirol to Österreich and stop lying.
>>69045579
are you saying you are NOT proud of your country?
what kind of german are you? a refugee one?
>>69045570
SHUT UP, DON'T MENTION THAT NEVER EVER
rule 1/b FINOCCHIO
>>69045374
Belgium are the 3rd favorites to win the whole thing and are arguably a better team all-around then 5pa1n
>>69045626
I am, trust me.
I just also do what every German does...
>Özil is such a faggot and a Kanacke
>Khedira shouldn't play like ever
>Löw is such a meme
>Götze sucks
>I would have nominated the following 23 players that never played for Germany once
I celebrate every win like it was equal to winning the cup, get drunk and shitpost as soon as I get home since I never have beer left at this point.
Being proud of the own country doesn't mean I see them as the winner of a match literally 4 days before that very match
Both side trying to put the pression on each other. Cute.
>>69045747
LOOK OVER HERE, ITALIIAN BROS!!!! :O:O:O:O:::::OOOOO
Belgium otherwise literally known as the devils are the real threat to both of us doesn't matter what happens"!!!
>>69045746
that's why i love you guys, you are the only european people with some brain (but i still hate that old fatass Merkel)
>>69045776
lelgium are a joke team, not even worth to mention them now
>>69045828
>but i still hate that old fatass Merkel
Everybody does. It's just like we have 6 relevant parties in Germany and the four parties of the middle all support her, including the two biggest parties and one """"""""""""""opposition"""""""""""""" party.
So wat do?
The left winged opposition is even worse and the right winged opposition is what I vote.
I was just making fun about Lelgium. They would get crushed by you, us and even France. Perhaps even Icelel.
We just try to keep calm over here regarding our national team.
>>69044985
>mexico can't get past the quarters
oh wait
>>69045507
typical italian kike, look at those flattering lies
>>69045507
t. Schlomo Venezia
>>69046106
>>69046154
non rompete la cabala crucchi schifosi
>>69046203
PORCO DIO
Va bene così?
>>69046241
ora fai un post dove dici che vincono loro e siamo a posto
>>69046271
Viva la merkel viva i turchi sabato ci fanno il culo. Scusa ma adesso non ho fantasia
>>69046203
>crucchi
I RECOGNIZE THAT FROM HARRY POTTER
>>69046327
its a nice, warm and likeable italian word used to call anons like you
>>69046294
va bene va bene basta che non interrompi il flusso della cabala
>>69046106
>>69046154
coglioni, fa tutto parte del piano
>>69044640
sry bru
>>69044640
NOT THIS TIME
WE WILL BREAK THE CURSE
THIS WILL BE THE GAME THAT BREAKS MEME MAGIC
MODE CHANGE
EVOLUTION
SUPER FORM
>mfw gotze starts as CF again
>>69046523
YOU'RE RIGHT WE'RE GONNA GET KEKED SO HARD WE'L HAVE TO KISS MUTTI'S FEET FOR A HUNDRED YEARS
>>69046523
yes YES, that's the spirit my german bro!
WE CAN'T WIN THIS TIME PLEASE BE GENTLE
>>69045579
>Bigger than 7:1
>tfw Löw is being super relaxed about the game
>tfw he said it's gonna be just like brazil
>he gave the team a fucking day off to relax instead of train
WHY IS HE SO CONFIDENT
WHAT'S HIS SECRET PLAN
>>69044640
i'm going to italy for vacation on the 2nd.
gonna collect tears for my collection.
>>69046620
he already lost to us, he already taste the italian BBC
what if he loved it? what if he want to taste it again?
>>69046620
sniffing his balls
>>69046666
>ultra satan quads
this is a sign
>>69045374
alongside with Colombia and Méjico, biggest meme around
>>69045507
>best coach
yea right, Jogi "I like to sniff my balls and asshole while coaching " Löw.
You just KNOW that Löw will do something stupid because it's Italy and thereby break up the flow
He still refuses to take the entire blame for 2012
>>69046666
>checked
>>69046769
So
He's a man. A real man. Real men sniff their balls.
>>69046666
THANK YOU SATAN
>>69046808
yeah, thats something every italians do here during a g
WAIT A SECOND
LOW IS AN INFILTRATED ITALIAN TRAITOR WORKING AGAINST THE GERMAN PEOPLE
who /porcamadonna/ here?
>>69046808
>real man.
Nivea-Boy is a faggot and a hack. I'm torn between rooting for our Man-Shaft to win or to lose so Löw gets canned.
>>69046864
germans are onorary italians
>>69046666
>Fritz going to italy for vacation
Don't forget sandals!
>>69047035
fuck yeah i won't.
maybe gonna watch the match with some locals in sicilily.
>>69044640
Italy have been the strongest team so far. No problem with pushing Germany's shit in.
>>69047035
>mfw I thought it was a myth but then I actually saw germans doing this
The swedes aren't safe either.
>>69044640
im conviced you all are trying to jinx italy baka 2bh pham
>>69047035
delet this
no but seriously every normal person knows the term socken mit sandalen to be the red flag sign of someone being an utter twat.
yet, whenever i visit somewhere south of the wall aka alps theres heaps of crispy burnt red fatmen, driving 500k€ camping trucks, drinking beer from cans and sitting naked at the beach with fucking socks and sandals.
lower middle class germans are such entitled niggers.
>>69047174
Belmopan?
>>69047266
yes but i only work here
>>69047098
where in sicily m8?
tell me so I can come and stab you :)
>>69047174
rare