old
>>69020300
Obligatory /trb/ related links:
http://pastebin.com/grLucSzY
Macca's official /trb/ database:
2015: http://pastebin.com/uj27eQhe
2016: http://pastebin.com/7e3Vv0ap
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LIPc1cfS-oQ
>it's a MF thread
>>69044598
1st for meme master
>no HC thread
Ok, I guess...
>>69044619
Let us make another post or two!
>>69044626
this will never fail to make me kek
>>69044626
Gets me every time.
>>69044598
>still using OP pics from FM14
Wow MF
>>69044764
should be saved for TBT 2bh desu
>>69044810
>>69044764
Throwback Tuesday.
>not saving and using OP images from FM14
CAN'T KEEP THE ROPSI TRAIN DOWN
Stay mad.
>Average attendance before getting promoted: 5300
>Average attendance after getting promoted: 7400
Fucking plastics.
>>69044893
Will Ilves ever change their crest? It looks so goofy.
>>69043981
Is he the best player to never play in England/Spain/Italy/Germany?
>its a mf thread
You may have sympathy for the Canadian, if you've never been face-to-face with one. I was there. I was there in New Brunswick during the Canadian war. In the trenches. Rifle in my hand at all times. I'd heard about the horrible living conditions of the Canadians. I once felt sorry for them. Once. When they come charging over the hill, and you catch one in his beady black eye, all that sympathy goes out the window. You see him and you cannot fathom a human being to be this way. You cannot think that what is behind this person's stare is good for this earth. Maybe it was the war, maybe this is what the war does to you. Maybe there was a part of me that knew I had become the same as these Canadian creatures and they were looking at me the same way I looked at them. Maybe when I shot them I was shooting a little part of me; a projected part of my own inhumanity. Maybe I'm sick in the head. But I cannot imagine my 5 little daughters growing up in a world inhabited by the Canadian. If wanting to kill them all is my mental illness, then I don't need any psychological counseling. I already know the cure.
>>69044993
Ilves is Finnish for lynx. It's a very literal crest.
I just remember this happened
>>69045152
Should have saved and reloaded until Freiburg won.
>oldest player ever to play in the Veikkausliiga was 57 years, 202 days old
What the fuck.
>>69045275
>Yfw he was a winger
>>69045275
It's this guy. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Martin_Saarikangas
He played for three minutes.
>>69044893
nice
...is downloading training sessions, tactics and saved games HACKING?
>>69045324
That feels like cheating.
>>69045358
>training sessions
how do you download these wtf
>>69044993
>Fucking plastics.
Come to Slovenia. My season ticket sales multiplied by 10 (as in "ten") when I finished second in the league after the previous manager barely escaped relegation. Then we doubled the stadium's capacity and since it still wasn't enough, we're also building a 10k seats stadium which capacity can be doubled. All while still paying the 2M€ debt off the previous' stadium's expansion. Thanks CL money.
>>69045358
What happens when based Kim Dong-Suk gets called up for military service?
>>69045407
I'll answer if you answer some newbie questions
>>69045482
I can do but I think most people would tell you to ignore me completely
>>69045275
>57 years old
Look at that kid.
>http://www.mdzol.com/nota/671671-el-arquero-mas-viejo-del-mundo-juega-en-argentina/
This guy's a 60-year-old goalkeeper and he played the first half of a competitive match.
www
fmscout
com
has the file for a previous version.
Q: At start I put the level of experience as a coach/manager
If I put high level of experience/ability can I choose only top clubs afterwards?
Q: while choosing club, can I know the financial situation of a club I'm looking to coach?
>>69045152
>Celtic
Is it worth getting fm just now or should I wait for the next one? It is only like £10...
>There is a real player called Max Sax
>take the lead against a bigger team
>highlight immediately starts from their kickoff
>>69045779
>Leading away to tough opposition by a goal
>89th minute highlight
Sweating man.jpg
Lads, do you remember the time when Aaritalo and Mokoena were based as fuck ?
Really thought they'd have a ballon d'or IRL by now
GET FUCKED
Hello again
Time for more Champ Man memories
Divert your eyes to this image and allow it to create feelings inside your soul.
Post how it makes you feel if you are into that.
>losing 2-1
>get one man sent off
>equalise
>change to "Defend"
>get a penalty
>3-2 comeback
This has happened a few times already, why do my players play better with 10 men?
>>69045589
I'm not sure I understand but yes, you'll have an easier time getting more important jobs, though you'll still be able to get shitty ones. And you can check on the club's page where it says "Finances", which can be Insecure, Good, Rich, etc.
>>69045873
> He had to end his professional career early (at the age of 26) in 2010 due to persistent injuries.
>>69045873
>reflexes 3
would not bang
was always more of a to madeira guy
>>69045873
wikipedia: "Maksim and, to a lesser extent, his brother Yuri both achieved a small amount of fame and worldwide renown after they were featured in the Championship Manager / Football Manager computer game series by Sports Interactive, especially in CM 01/02."
"Both players were present in the database with good starting stats and a very high potential, and Maksim (spelled "Maxim Tsigalko" in the game) in particular was capable of becoming a world class player, to the degree that he is very well known amongst fans of the Football Manager series and considered one of the game's legends."
>good starting stats
>stats
>>69045906
it's just not fair.
>>69045963
>a to madeira guy
Dingle.
>>69045745
ty
>Play a team with literally no European history (not even a single coeff point)
>Struggle to win 1-0
Realistic 2bh.
>>69046001
Did you decide? I strongly recommend getting 16 while it's cheap.
>plan on making an all-white Ajax team
>this guy pops up
Must
Resist
>>69046053
Apparently not on fucking Steam. Thank you Yurop.
>>69046073
Fuck, wrong pic.
>Grant Holt linked with Hibs
Fuck sake, felt like two years ago he was doing well in the premier league.
>this Ropsi heart
>>69046105
unironically my all-time favourite player
RIP Iran
>>69046239
>2018
>Messi
>>69046272
;_;
cop or drop young shevchenko
>>69046272
>>69046284
>tfw "Retired from international football" in FM17
I hope not.
>>69046331
I thought we came up with a name for that
>>69046331
It's the only reason he posted it
He knew you were in the thread, he knew you would see it, rubbing it in for you
>>69046418
kek, I'd forgotten, changing it now.
>>69046421
I still have faith, which is the stupidest thing. I have faith that he'll come back and win the WC. I have no idea why, but I still do.
>>69046504
>I have no idea why
>Flag
I have an idea why. Y'know, twas' the same with Zidane.
>>69046418
>england in tournament football.jpg
>>69046504
>I have faith that he'll come back
that's reasonable
>and win the WC
yeah, that is stupid
>Getting rekt by Mido
Absolutely btfo
>>69046541
Kek, based Mido. In one of the FMs Spurs would always offer him to me for free, the fat little guy.
>>69046421
T-That's not true!
>>69045798
>takes lead against minnows in 3rd minute
>they immediately equalise
Oh wait..
>>69046541
>mfw Southgate was sacked after beating us
>mfw there literally is no face to describe it
>>69046619
could've sworn I've seen that plot done by someone recently
>>69046520
>>69046522
What can I say? That hope will always exist, as stupid as I know it is. The same with my team.
>>69046619
Don't do this to yourself.
>>69046709
After the last 3 club seasons, you get used to depreciative humour
And another case of grand delusion. I'm more upset that they've injured my Britbong yuff striker for 5 months more than anything.
>tfw you can't hire enough coaches to fully specialise the training coaching roles
>An England fan at Euro 2016 described in court as being "astronomically" drunk was given a five-month suspended jail sentence after he forced his way into a French policeman's home after mistaking the property for his rented apartment
>>69046792
What a dumbass
>>69046772
Wait a minute... That one is a first however.
>>69046792
>"astronomically" drunk
>its a "young player gets straight red in your most important group game when you're actually doing well for once" episode
>this scheduling
ffs, the only match that would fit in there is the league cup semifinal; seems a bit too generous to give three and a half weeks off on the off chance that a team from this league makes it that far
>>69046848
fucking Ozil FC messing up the schedules
>>69046871
>Steels & Sons Cup Final
Nightmares.
>>69046894
I'll be almost out of the red if I win, tho
and I need it to offset shitty league performances
I know they are both shite, but would you start right over left considering that he might develop?
>>69046968
>anticipation 4
yeah,if you enjoy seeing the GK raise his hand a second too late on every blooter that headed for goal
>>69046792
Quality .gif
>>69046992
I thought anticipation affected only how your players anticipate to the opponent's passes.
>>69046968
yeah and let him shoot penalties as well, it's literally his best attribute
Never raped a team this hard before lads
>>69047052
every time I've played a GK with anticipation below 5 they were visibly shittier than supposedly worse GKs with decent anticipation when it came to stopping long shots
>>69047054
>let your GK shoot penalties
>>69047119
I guess it makes sense that it affects in some way, specially if they are shit in reflexes or positioning.
Best way to win against Mourinho
don't you dare
>>69046826
>Off day
>6 losses and 1 draw in the last 7 encounters (including this one)
Okidoki.
>>69047238
What are you waiting to raise it even higher?
Guten tag / Good day,
Dortmund head coach Dirk Knoop here, ready to field some questions from you budding club managers.
Let us make another discussion or two. #dontstooptheknoop
>>69047241
I love getting those comments from some conference team manager whenever I'm coaching in the PL.
>>69047270
I do not even recognise you.
But since you are here how do I become a good manager?
>>69047180
>>let your GK shoot penalties
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-bxa4jNhmBM
Never do that.
>>69047270
How is your relation with Ivica Strok?
>>69047265
no, it simply makes me uneasy when all the big moneyclubs are trying to steal my young lads, luckily I tied him down on a 5 year contract recently
Something is very wrong here.
worth 14.5m?
>>69047508
>9 games without a goal
wew
>>69047316
Hello pupil. There are, in my esteemed opinion, two routes to becoming a successful manager: the first is to be born with such skill - I will assume you were not - and the second is to strive to learn every day.
Any role in football has bumps along the way, but you must persevere. Over time, one can develop a philosophy that works for them. This approach helped me become the leading manager I am today. You may get there, but should you fail, you will surely not recognise me.
>>69047366
Hello, it warms my heart to see a Peruvian. I once lived in Peru, it's a fine land, it is really something.
To answer your question, Ivica is a top lad. I think of him as a son. I am godfather to his child.
>>69047420
This is not his account, but a cheap imitation. I implore you to report it.
>>69047580
>games w/o scoring
>1
>810 minutes since last goal
concern.jpg
>>69047607
>Not playing over 700 minutes of injury time in a match
Do you even murderball?
>>69047566
God damn I hope they fix this DLP meme in the new game.
I swear 95% of midfielders in this game are deep lying playmakers who are good at everything. It's so fucking boring.
>>69047650
abuse it until you lose it desu
lads i know u will ridicule me but please i literally cannot continue my save without an in game editor i am pleading for a cracked version thanks in advance my good mates
>>69047508
Maybe own goals don't count for one but do for the other?
Probably not, guessing it is just a weird bug.
>>69047720
It is a weird bug. I looked it up and they lost 4-2 last week.
>>69047719
>they shoot.
>it hits the post.
>my keeper is too slow.
>the ball deflects to the back of my keeper's head and goes in.
>>69047719
check google, check KAT
>>69047650
>Good at everything
And that's why you use them as RPM.
>>69047802
I don't use any of the playmarker roles, too overpowered.
honestly pathetic representation in the national team.
>>69047838
>I don't like my team to create chances too much
>>69047838
>I don't use playmakers
>This flag
Roy please.
>>69047887
top post
>>69047887
>It's a youngster didn't develop episode
Well, I suppose some shit I throw to the wall won't stick. Time to scout more kids I guess.
>>69048440
Be sure you get a nice percentage of profit clause on his sale.
>>69048547
>percentage of profit
percentage on his next sale*
>zenit offer me the job
should I??
>>69048440
Of corse he didn't develop he is a fucking manlet. If he can't grow in height how do you expect him to grow anywhere else?
>>69048566
Who are you currently managing?
>>69048547
Well he won't go until the end of the season and we're in late November. He was cheap at 200k tho', so it's not a big loss but still. It's kinda important for me to raise decent kids because of the """QUALITY""" of Slovenian youth that makes me poach left and right.
Let's hope these guys will be something.
>>69048568
>WB
>Height being important
Jeff pls go. Your cookies are ready.
>tfw your favourite regen is a cunt.
>>69048566
Depends on how attached you are to your current team.
>>69048614
>Slovenian
>quality
france pls
>>69048636
I can't be more ironic without a meme image Fridgeyridoo.
>>69048594
Vorskla
>>69048626
i hate them desu
>>69048653
Should have done so then.
I cant get the custom start date working.
Why why why--
>>69048726
Ukraine > Russia
>>69048733
Of course not, I could've have displayed my transfer centre then.
>>69048547
>>69048776
Nah actually nevermind. I remember I need the league to be somewhat competitive. I'll give him away to some Slovenian club.
>>69048749
>19 players in their squad
>15 foreigners
oh great i have to sell everyone
>7 different goalscorers
great feel
why the fuck are player interactions so DUMB
>great job on first international cap
>D-D-DONT PATRONIZE ME
No reason to be worried, it seems.
>>69048830
>theyve been using grey players in matches because they cant actually field a starting 11 with enough russians
lmao
>>69048993
>synthetic
time for some of this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4fMeMt5Qnmc
>>69049055
>Polish goalkeeping
>comments have been disabled
lel
>tfw you leave a team after 7 years because the board are strangling you financially
>tfw you look at them after they finish a season without you and they plummet down the table
s-sorry lads ;_;
>Be lead by a goal at halftime with a meme 4-3-3
4-3-3 a shit, welcome home 4-2-3-1 and the Trequartista. I'm unreasonably happy considering it's nothing but a bunch of 0s and 1s. I dunno if my team is getting legit gud or if other top Euro teams are flopping. I used always to give up the Slovenian save arounf the time the new stadium was announced, now I really feel like sticking to it.
Would you bang and what kind of wages would you give?
I have failed you all.
>>69049279
>Acc/Pace
>Balance
>Agility
No I wouldn't, and now that he's over 21 it's harder to fix his physikeks.
Fuck off, board, why!
>>69049344
Because you didn't raise his asking price. No club in the world even dares to offer for my cheese.
>>69049344
At least they didn't decide to build a new stadium and put you in 200+ mil debt
>>69048626
Sometimes I savescum just to give slightly different answers in conversations, it's surprising how they'll throw a bitchfit over some praise/criticism but welcome others, even though only a couple words are different. Same thing with making board requests.
>>69049281
>
>>69049281
England - USA in the finals
Lads I've entered god mode levels of rare flag today.
>>69049442
>tfw I most likely won't be alive to ever see that happen and witness the memes
>>69049448
>implying he isn't born in France
>>69049530
He's not
>>69049448
Nice, rarest flags I have are Faroe Islands and Singapore that is also German for some reason.
>>69049549
8/10 then
Gotta get one of those Southeast Asian ones 2bh.
>>69049582
How do you rate this Southeast Asian rare flag? Not dutch.
>>69049556
I had a Faroese kid. Sold him.
>>69049442
Take your memes elsewhere, nerdboy.
>>69049615
I was thinking Vietnam, Laos, etc.
Pretty solid for Indonesia though.
>>69049638
Argentina wins it all, just to spite me.
>>69049788
With Messi scoring the winner
>>69049448
>tfw loaded Jap db
>tfw no Jap club wants to be my affiliate
>tfw no Japanese/Slovenian kid with iffy story
Stop reminding me.
>>69049896
>you will never been a Belgian with a South Korean name that cannot speak South Korean
>>69049798
No, the match ends 1-1. Higuain is the scorer. Argentina wins on penalties, the last penalty being scored by Messi.
Fuck off, Miles.
>>69049951
I even remember a Le Mans db where I had a GOAT potential French/Chinese (born in China) right back who could only speak basic French but "somehow" preferred to sing La Marseillaise.
>>69049974
>Higuain
Dude, you need to wake up. I wish Tevez had been there all these times, just to poo in Higuain's loo.
>tfw Higuain has 14 "Important Matches" in FM15
>1 game into the season
>2 players have already complained about a lack of first team football.
>>69050069
I suppose you don't have 20 Discipline, do you?
>>69050009
>>tfw Higuain has 14 "Important Matches" in FM15
Fuck me.
>Tevez
He doesn't get called up because (apparently) the other players don't like him. Which is fine, apart from Boca fans, no one actually likes him, I don't even know where this "the People's Player" meme came from. Just because he was poor doesn't make him likable. His skills have also deteriorated since coming back.
I want Dybala. I wanted him in the Copa. Fuck you, Juve.
>>69049987
Not even in FM.
>>69050156
>Tevez
I suppose he was our Nasri/Cantona then.
>>69049448
>>69049556
this inspired me to go after the rarest of rare flags and literally the only player available for the nation
unsurprisingly he is probably awful but if he isn't totally hopeless I may keep him around forever on the off chance I can convince him to become staff and also he has a funny name.
>99.8% of people in Iceland watching tv last night watched the England v Iceland game
That is pretty incredible
>>69050210
>St Pierre & Miquelon
No Way.
And the player giveaway to other poor Slovenian clubs begins. This guy's contract was ending, so I just made sure he was going to another Slovenian club instead of going for oil money. Whether they keep him or sell him I don't care. I will give away two or possibly four other players at the end of the season depending of my scouting and recruitment.
>>69050261
>bring him on as a joke
>we give up immediate goal and cup semifinal goes to ET possibly because of my questionable decision
>but this happens
ONCE AGAIN A DISASTROUS YOUTH INTAKE FOR DARTFORD
on the plus side we do have a player named chris brown, so even if we have no future world-beaters we might still have a wife-beater :^)
>>69050572
>Ryan Bryan
>>69050572
>English goalkeeper named Joe
don't do it la
>>69050572
>English humour
k you got me this one time.
>>69050716
And people were wondering why kids beat up their parents.
>tfw there's some football player actually named Jessy Pi
>>69050769
hoping that Paul Stirrup doesn't horse around too much in training
>>69050830
I said "this one time".
>>69050572
>Gordon Potter
Terrible, 5 points from gryffindor
>>69050851
I'm trying my best here
Sadly, as is the Dartford way, that isn't always good enough
>>69050857
Couldn't think of any football related Harry Potter puns sadly
And this is my first ever 10/10. With a traitor coming from Maribor, no less. 9-0 in a cup match against a D2 club. I think he had 9.9 at some point with 3 goals and assists in the same match.
Antat the Sychellian has had a good debut I think.
>>69050891
>Couldn't think of any football related Harry Potter puns sadly
well he's a central mid so every time he takes possesion of the ball away from the opposition you can shout EXPELLIARMUS
>>69050918
Yes, well done America, well done. HOWEVER, that wasn't a very good attempt at all, actually.
>>69050967
Let us make another joke or two!
>>69050967
Your mother was a blast-ended skrewt and your father smelt of troll bogies.
>>69050918
>not Accio
You fucking pleb.
>>69051079
That'd only be if he was the one to have the ball as a result . If he just rushed in and took the ball away and a teammate picked it up, the disarming charm makes more sense than the summoning one.
>>69050989
>>69051013
>>69051079
>>69051125
>>69051125
>not Accio
You fucking pleb.
>Chilean anti-smoking PSA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j3Vaj6WyjMU
And we lost the Copa against these people. What the fuck were they thinking.
Now we're officially the face of Indonesia.
>Finish 1st in groupstage
Oh yes, an affordable draw!
>>69051464
>8th in Serie A
That said some of their players are significantly better than ours, so it's not a given we'll do something this year either.
>>69051464
>chelski vs realmad
>meanwhile one of marseille or fiorentina are guaranteed a spot in the quarters
I'm havin a giggle
FM16 is on sale, is it worth it? Last one I got was 14
>>69051606
No, stick with 14.
Every fucking time I think I'm about to have the spare cash to buy FM16, something happens and I have to stick with FM14. On top of that, the issues with feeder clubs in my last save got to be too much and I had to start all fucking over. Life is the worst and I don't like it.
>>69051619
But are there some current mods and packs for it? Steam workshop has almost nothing.
does anyone know if there are any hidden or long term problems with pirated versions of FM15? I can't afford a real copy of any FM yet so I'm just using this one until I can, but it will still probably get a lot of mileage until then so I'd like it if it worked.
>Saving getting slower and slower
Damn...
Really makes you think
>>69051693
A ton of them. FM is great at anti piracy.
217th for 16>14>15
What the fuck are you on about? I offer nothing but full-time deals.
>>69052011
do they make it unbearable to play at some point, and if so then how far in is that? depending on what they are, I might be able to tolerate some of them.
Which league would be coziest for nurturing American talent in Europe? I want to bolster talent for the US national team and eventually manage it.
The MLS salary cap and other restrictions make it retarded to play. So instead I'm just going to poach talent from their amateur leagues and academies.
Plz help
>>69052176
Germany, probably.
>>69052176
American as in "North American"? Perhaps Portugal due tot heir very lax rule about foreign players. For Sudacas you can add Spain: Sudacas cheese will get the passport in two years.
>>69052231
Please give an unironic answer with reasoning. We all know German women love the schwarze schwanze
>>69052257
>>69052270
>>69052176
Else, go find a custom db for the USA with a proper league system instead of the retarded MLS closed format. Not sure the youth rating of the USA is too good tho'.
i saw the mst3k reunion tonight lads, was pretty funny
how go your saves? who are you pulling for in the euros?
>player i dont like demands to be put on transfer list
>ok
>player disappointed to find himself transfer listed
>>69052342
I-I think I might win the prem for the first time ever...
>>69052342
>How go your saves?
Welcome in Eastern Europe I guess.
>>69052257
>American as in "North American"?
pretty sure he meant American as people from the only country actually named America
That's the second year in a row Zidane finishes third.
>>69052405
>"American """soccer""""
Usually we're talking about Sudaca cheese because they happen to actually be good.
>>69052424
>>69052424
south america is only america when talking about geography though, not actual politcally-defined entities. which is what was being implied in the context of the original post, it was pretty obvious if you read it.
>Has failed his medical
And he's not even injured. "Pottery."
>>69052424
Usually when someone says American, they mean American, and not an Argentine or Brazilian.
ACTIVATE IT
alright lads the europa league dream might be over
>>69052366
good luck to ya!
>>69052369
nicely done!
>seven consecutive draws
I'm still relatively new to the finer points of FM and I cannot figure out the tactical/training changes to make which would have an immediate impact in improving my perpetually sub-par possession percentage. Since I'm running basically an expansion team and my squad is very young and more loaded with potential than current talent, maybe there is no solution?
wowzers thank u mr jenkins
>>69052473
>Already 18
>Born in March
Oh fuck this, really? Bull fucking shit, a natural WB at that!
>>69052753
Well no, born in May but that's still shit.
Still new to this game, playing in England means it's difficult to sign players from south america but easier if they have an EU nationality, right? So what about after brexit becomes official?
>>69052965
See ya in FM 19 or something when it actually takes effect. At which point you could just go manage in Portugal or Spain: no limits for foreign players in Portugal IIRC, and they get the Spanish passport in two years.
>>69053004
>At which point you could just go manage in Portugal or Spain
That means being in Portugal or Spain among a bunch of Portuguese and Spaniards with Portuguese and Spanish names, though. England is maximum comfy even though it's hard to get people.
>>69053022
>England is maximum comfy
>>69053050
Wait actually no, I take it back.
Scotland is actually much comfier, their league system is the best I've ever seen.
>>69052270
Germany receives a higher number of regens with American nationality.
>>69053195
Is that documented anywhere? How significant is the gap between them and other european countries, anyways?
>>69053195
I've never had even an American second nationality come through in 2027 of fm15.
>>69049281
let me know how uruguay does
>>69045819
LAHTI CHAMPIONS PLEASE
??????????????????????????????
>>69053551
mexicap was probably in a friendly
:
^
)
In addition to trying to get Atlanta off the ground, I'd like to start getting USMNT on its way with the younger dudes. Somehow they managed to get the living shit kicked out of them by Honduras in my first WCQ but now they edged Mexico at the last second. I'd still bet that I don't qualify.