ITT: We come up with alternative names for sports teams
>Le hope for a lucky header, pass the ball to Suarez, lose the game and chimp out team
>le hope for a lucky header
its not lucky when it happens every game m8
also please stop trying to force this rivalry, your rivals are peru
15 > 2
>>69044371
3:0 without Suarez, fuck off manlet nigger
>>69045087
>>69045159
chile btfo
time to pack it in mapuche scum
>le exposed every time they play someone good and can't even beat wales team
>>69045087
>he sees merit in luck
>le play dirty and get people red carded then wait for penalties team
>>69045224
shit m8 you're right, no merit from luck
i guess we should throw away your 2 cups won from penalties then
HHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
>le humiliated ten times worse than Brazil during the >7-1 team
>>69044371
Le delusional indigenous manlets tribe
>>69045288
At least our team is shit because our players are.
You lost 3 finals in a row, 2 to your little brother, despite having the best player of all time on your team.
>>69045310
Kek the butthurt is real. Get over it lad.
>>69045331
>Chile
>brother
>>69045350
but I'm already Over you: 15 > 2
>So much butthurt in one small thread
>>69045404
kys
>>69044371
le win one americup and thinks they are big boys team
come on guys it's just soccer
>le only bad for a short period of time in its history team
>le want to be one of the big boys but you forget you're chile team
>>69045572
my first sporting event was in 2006 and i met a brazilian guy with 6 stars on his shirt, he pointed them and counter them for me in portuguese. I will never forget that day, because your team is so awful now I have to think of that moment he counted the 6 stars.
>>69045596
It doesn't stop
>>69045469
>>69045572
>6 stars
>7-1 = 6
Glad to see you've embraced your new identity in the world
Wahou, South american threads are cancerous
>Le drama Queens everybody hates
>>69045608
one decade of pain for each century of joy
what a shitty thread. Between chilean shitposting, denver the last dinosaur claiming muh history, and argentinian butthurt, you guys are destroying /sp/
le appear weak in the group stages and cuck /sp/'s favourite team
>>69045684
لا ما يكفي من التنوع؟
>>69045296
I'll never forget that britbong poster that said England was gonna win 100% because Iceland was a nice easy meme team
![AAEAAQAAAAAAAAXiAAAAJDNiNjI1OTM5LTNjMzEtNDE2YS1iMmY2LTE4NDJiYjVmYmMyYw[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/FfJrqCP.png "AAEAAQAAAAAAAAXiAAAAJDNiNjI1OTM5LTNjMzEtNDE2YS1iMmY2LTE4NDJiYjVmYmMyYw[1].png")
>>69044371
>Why do we even have a team? Seriously, they suck and no one cares anyway.
>>69045706
Please do tell me wheres the argentine butthurt, colombians made way more fuss when losing the semis than we did with this, people have only been talking about messi
Le BTFO everyone and lose the final against the Vatican City
>>69045754
That's the losing version.
The winning version:
USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA
le team that hates winning titles
Why are you manlets so obsessed with us? You beat Argentina twice in finals literally BTFOing their whole football organization, though u still seem caught up on 1 game u won by refball against us.
Please stop trying to force this rivalry, the difference is too much to even begin a discussion
>>69045810
>Silvertina
>>69046309
Vamo Uruguay campeon vieja, Socrates se la come doblada
>>69045686
But I like them.
Uruguay it's pretty based
Why are chileans such smug, arrogant scumbags? Fucking don't deserve to act like they do. Argentina are 10 times the football nation you are, and so are Uruguay to a lesser degree.
>>69045331
>the best player of all time meme again
>>69045371
>cuantas copas tenes negro envidioso
>>69049871
They're living their own England 66, but at a continental scale.
And we all know how that tale ends.
>>69049871
>Why are chileans such smug, arrogant scumbags?
You don't know shit lad, they talked trash about us for 100 years, now we are just giving them what they deserve.
>the worst per capita sporting "nation" in the history of mankind
>>69045469
Fucking end yourself slav scum.
>>69049871
Half of the fans of my country are arrogant as fuck, mostly because for a hundred years everyone laughed at us, so now they are retaliating. Chileans tend to be hateful, they don't forget.
But you shouldn't be such a smug either, let us celebrate for once, let the chileans do some banter
>>69050085
How many olympic gold medals in futbol does your team has kangaroo nigger?
Wait, do people in South America actually consider any football pre-80s to mean anything? Like, do kids nowadays actually feel proud and brag about what their countries won when the sport was played by 80% amateurs?
Current times must be really shitty to have to resort to such ancient history in order to feel superior.
>Chileans starting shit again
We care about Argentina and Brazil, Chile is just another fodder team that just had their couple of lucky years.
>>69045192
EEEHHHH PU70!
>>69050085
Worse than India?
>>69049871
second places must hurt, right?
>>69050281
Definitely. India are decent at the one sport they care about (cricket)
Mexico are hilariously shit at the one they care about
>>69050305
>>69049771
Uruguay was champion of your precious cup in 2011. This doesn't make sense.
>>69050283
>JEW'D
No es paraguay es un judío de agua tontín
>>69049871
this fuckers trashed us literally 100 years straight, what do you expect? let us enjoy this little moment you drama queen.
>>69050281
Actually I changed my mind, it's Bangladesh.
Bangladesh have more people than Mexico and are even worse at cricket than Mexico are at soccer
>>69050283
>0-0 borefests
>a champion is still determined
What a shit sport
>>69050334
You must be new here, the banter refers to their 2 World Cups
>>69050338
I know :^)
>>69050334
It was their golden generation and the best their greatest success is one cup against Paraguay haha.
Chile's golden generation has already won two against the #1 ranked team in the world with the GOAT.
>>69050207
Yes they do, especially urugayans who won 11 out of 15 copa americas before 1967.
>>69050207
people all over the world care about history because its a big part of the identity of a team
you wont understand lil american
>>69050414
only absolute retards cite FIFA ranking
>>69050399
It's a shitty taringa meme that doesn't make sense unless you are Argentina or Brazil since you make fun of how old our WCs when you don't have any.
>>69050414
>It was their golden generation
What? Golden generation? it was a very good generation of course but it's by no means golden considering our history.
Just winning a single CA isn't enough to be considered "golden" unlike Chile.
>>69050353
Nice!
>>69050373
the value and entertainment is in the match, plays and emotions
you wont understand since you need thousands of meaningless scores, ads, gimmicks, and city-related "fanbases" where watching a match is a social event, not a religious experience
>>69050373
>ameriblind naturally and conveniently ignores previous results
Why are you fat fucks this retarded
>>69050458
>El alma de la fiesta
Relax bro. It's bantz. One would assume that you of all people should have a thicker skin
>>69050479
thats why we won 2 :^)
>>69050479
kek, the only real one you won was the 1950 one, the 1930 was an amateur championship
At least not for you, but I've been plenty of times to Uruguay and you guys treat them like the "Heroes de Sudafrica". It's recent history, and a rich one, and it was probably a better team than the Uruguay team in 1930 by far. If they would have reached the finals I think Uruguay would have won it.
>>69050479
You have to admit that the dinosour meme is funny af
>>69049871
neoliberalism
>>69049871
Bold comment coming from holland
>>69050564
Rugby Union World Cups were amateur until 1995
>>69050633
Your point being?
>>69050564
2010 WC was important because it was the first time we reached semis since 1970 and it marked the success of the "cleaning" of the AUF that was in a terrible state since the 90s and some sort of revival.
It is a very good generation and well, it's probably the best in history considering the professionalization of football, however when it comes to sucess and relative strength it is completely overshadowed by the 1920s generation that won 2 olympic golds, a WC and a couple of CAs or the 1950 one that had the Maracanazo, a WC semi in 1954 and a bunch of Copas America.
>>69045739
Just to make sure you don't. I capped it.
>>69050448
that's why they are stuck playing irrelevant stuff like ballhoop and armored handegg
>>69049871
I like you holland, and though I dislike the trolls giving people with half a brain over here a bad name, even in this indian basket weaving forum, you have no idea how much pain the trolls from the rest of the countries here deserve... over a sport... a fucking sport, which only 2 or 3 nations really care about in this continent.
>le not good enough for football so play soccer team
>>69050745
Where are the 3 world championship stars?
>>69045371
Stop acting like Memetenario was a real cup, fäm. They only got one
>>69050207
No. We only care about our players winning the Taco Bell Defensive Player of the Year or the Papa John's MVP for da Franchise
>>69050782
>3 world championship stars
m8 the USA has won 50(fifty) World Championships
checkmate
>>69050085
>le world cup round of 16 exit team
>>69050838
>Peru
Neymar didn't play so it does not counts?
>>69049871
let them have their bants, they deserved it.
if we ever hypothetically win a WC you will be here shitposting with the rest of us.
>The Fourth Southamerican Big Team
>>69050654
Also honourable mention for the 1970 NT that also reached WC semis and a few years earlier got a CA.
In mi opinion historical uruguay teams are ranked like this:
1) 1920-1930 Uruguay, arguably the best team in the world for a decade, sadly it's old as shit.
2) 1950 Uruguay, Maracanazo champions and an amazing team even without that feat.
3) Late 2000s Uruguay, revival after decades of eating shit.
4) 1970s Uruguay, is actually tied with late 2000s Uruguay in accomplishments but I'll rank it lower due to harder modern football.
>>69050867
I'm just playing, Roberto. I was rooting for you. That golden trophy is tacky as fuck though
>>69045229
This. Vidal is a fucking ape.
>>69050838
How can people call Messi GOAT if he never even won the Chick-fil-A Top Scorer award
>>69050949
>That golden trophy is tacky as fuck though
Land of the bling m8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uxpDa-c-4Mc
>>69050937
I miss this little nigga very much
>>69051082
I miss him as well. Prime Forlán was an amazing player that could change a game with a single free-kick. Sadly his last matches weren't too good since he was way out of form.
Suarez is more talented, but because of his personality he spends half the time suspended and isn't the pillar Forlán was.
>>69045256
>two teams can't beat each other because they have the same level
>hurr durr it's luck guys i swear
it's like you are a dirty americlap who doesn't watch the real football.
>>69045739
>>69050666
This is so typical England. Always talking shit before matches they lose. I remember an English commercial where an English knight would btfo a French knight before the Euro 2004 match. England was up 1 - 0 untill like the 90th minute, and lost 2 - 1. I'd appreciate it if anyone can find that commercial
>>69051178
That game was amazing, I remember the French commentator was on the brink of a heart attack when Zidane was getting ready to take that free kick at the 90th, the guy forgot to breathe.
wena nido
>>69051148
Suarez might be a gifted player, but will never be half the player Forlán was because of his unpredictable behaviour. Maybe I'm getting old, but I tend to appreciate consistency and character more than pure hability. When it matters, at important games when the preassure really hits the teams, you want a focused team. Actual Argentina is an example of that lack of character.
>Pointig my flag
le we trust more in sudacas than our own people that's why our ligue sucks and also our NT
>>69050085
yeah 7 - 0 still hurts
but at least we are not Argentina or England
>>69051359
I agree. Fórlan had a presence in the field that Suarez can't measure up to no matter how skilled he is.
Same thing with Neymar. Both are skilled players but they are fickle, and be can't trusted like a leader such as Fórlan.
>>69050870
this
>>69050180
>A mexican calling someone a nigger
>>69050975
Mesero otro cuba libre!
>>69051575
>asSpain
>>69051508
At least you aren't world champions?
>>69045371
>Ya no estoy solo weon
>You still have it in your ass
pick 2
>>69049694
>tfw argent means silver in french
>tfw the spanish named it rio de la PLATA
it's literally in their blood to finish 2nd
>>69051535
> a leader such as Fórlan
>>69045288
SAVAGE
>>69051748
>>69051677
We are world champions
>>69051893
Of the Cartel Championship
>>69050238
>We care about Argentina, Brazil and Uruguay
FTFY
>>69051940
That
and sub-17
also
We stole the gold a los huehue.
>>69045686
2010 uruguay best uruguay
>>69050085
Only retards think this. Mexico is pretty ok at several sports. There's far worse nations, namely all those poo in loo nations as well as Philippines, all of Central America is pretty dire.
Guatemala has exactly 1 olympic silver medal in it's history, in 2012. That's a nation of 15 million.
El Salvador has none. Honduras has none. Costa Rica has 1 gold, 1 silver, 2 gold, etc.
>>69044371
congratulations Chile!
you're now as good as Peru and Paraguay!
>>69053371
>runners up: 14
DELET
>>69053371
KING OF THE FOURTH PLACES
>>69053371
>>69053371
Pues gracias. :3
>>69045087
>>69045159
>>69045310
>>69045371
>>69045596
>>69046309
>>69050238
>>69050479
>>69050654
>>69050937
>>69053371
>13 copas en blanco y negro
>1 copa a color
>>69053648
HOWEVER
Nidoposters are so pathetic.
Uruguayos, dejen de caer en la carnada obvia de estos retrasados.
>>69051082
Can't wait for Colo-Colo to pick him up and do jack shit.
>>69053734
>no digan cosas malas en un forito anonimo, todo debe ser amor y amistad
Patético.
>>69050737
>only 2 or 3 nations only care about football in SA
ayy limão it's literally the most popular sport in every south american country except Venezuela
>>69053734
es muy muy fácil baitear a los uruguayos, cuando se trata de fútbol (de la selección más que nada), nos enojamos re fácil
>>69053777
wena nido
>>69053777
Ya sasuki malote, anda a escuchar linkin park.
>>69053777
>Getting into fights and trying to annoy people you don't even know on said anonymous forum.
Is this the equivalent of one of our rochos/usuario promedio de facebook?
>>69050737
>only 2 or 3 nations care about football
>South America
>Being this stupid
>>69053782
>es muy muy fácil baitear a los uruguayos, cuando se trata de fútbol (de la selección más que nada), nos enojamos re fácil
Uruguay no es el único país que cae por el bait, esta en el gen sudamericano que todos se pelean por tonteras que se dicen.
>>69053812
>ya po no molesten a mis amiguis extranjeros que debemos quedar bien como pais en un forito de monos chinos anonimo
Patético.
>>69050085
>13 golds
>21 silvers
>28 bronze
Come on senpai, Pakistan has 10 medals and more habitants than Mexico
>>69053690
kek
>>69050085
Fuck off that's our title.
>>69053829
wena nidofinichon
for everyone reading this thread, this confirms my theory that fingering Cavani was the biggest accomplishment ever done by Chile
80% of their post are related to Uruguay since they got buttdevastated 3-0 when they were already """""champions"""""
if that didn't happen they wouldn't be this mad with us but they would focus their """""subtle""""" trolling against argentina or someone else
that 3-0 burns, deep inside their anuses
>>69053856
Buen meme.
>>69053829
Que las sombras de la ira no te consuman, sasuki malote; escapa de tus demonios. :^)
>>69053864
Like this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sfFBfqstVj4
I love this thread.
>>69053909
This thread is full of butthurt 2bh
Uruguayans in full damage control
>>69053864
Delenda est Uruguay
>>69053897
we may lose to mex but we didnt lose to chile
you're our son and you will ever be
forever and ever
you still have uruguayan sperm up your butthole """"champion"""
>>69053938
>Delenda est
will never happen, you need 100 more years to do that
>>69053920
this aint a poop throwing contest thread
>>69053371
/thread
anything else after this post is just silly
>>69053920
Shit, you are right :^)
keep this thread alive guys :^)
>this thread
>>69053974
>living in the past
HAHAHHA
>>69054025
fuck off cancer
>>69053974
>we may lose to mex but we didnt lose to chile
Well that's where you are wrong. Before the Cavani-Jara incident every team feared the legend of mighty Uruguay. After that, it was over.
You are now Bolivia tier. Winning at home and that's it. Come on. A little preassure and your NT breaks into pizza. That's what happened in Santiago, and that's exactly what happened in this Copa America.
We broke you. Accept it. And pay reparations.
>>69054063
>implying this isn't a cancer thread
>>69054025
Working on it.
>>69054074
kys latfag
>>69054044
hahah https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UejBdxR4oB4
>>69053974
Don't try acting smart or ill finger your asshole like you're used to
>>69054044
>you never say Cryuff, therefore he's garbage
>you never saw Pelé, therefore he's garbage
>you never saw Maradona, therefore, he's garbage
>you never saw Francescoli, therefore, he's garbage
Chilean logic
>>69054068
lmao, we bootyblasted you 3-0 after that, how much retarded can you be
>>69054107
uruguayan just mad the we used against him one of his precious techniques
>>69054107
i know you love poop in your fingers bro
>>69054131
Just pay reparations and let's get on with it will ya? Pay them denbts, dollars pls.
>they just keep bumping this thread
Doy por finalizado el hilo con el himno de Uruguay.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A4BS_zVGUdE
>>69054118
WE WAZ KUNGZ AND SHIT
>>69054131
This whole thread is you get butthurt and replying to everyone, and you're just bumping it
And for the record, I'm from the USA (on vacation in India for 2 weeks)
Chile is based, they destroyed Chicanos at my home stadium the day I left for the airport and then they ruined the Argentinian team for the foreseeable future
Other than getting your asshole literally and figuratively sodomized in this sport ,you have nothing
>>69054131
>mfw uruwhat
Pay denbts nao
>>69054198
>the "I'm on vacation" meme
>>69050937
>>69053371
>>69053729
>>69053782
>>69053864
>>69053974
>>69054118
alright, you idiots, stop it
you're responding to a bait thread when we know, and they know, they're just ants compared to us in titles won
that's why they do it and is so easy for them to bait you
yet, you morons respond to them and give life to this obvious bait thread
should feel ashamed of yourselves, you should just watch it and laugh
sage goes in every field
>>69054238
You only lie about being on vacation if your country is being BTFO on /sp/
So that meme is reserved for England for now
I will say that I am 2nd generation Indian American, though
No more Gods like Forlán.
>muh historical titles
>muh leadership
Suarez is 10x the player forlan was
>>69054264
You got it wrong mate, these thread is just bantz because after Brazil we are the best south american team in the last 20 years.
>>69054354
Fuck off burger. Suarez is not a quarter of the player that Forlan was
>>69053774
He retired
>>69054354
>flag
>opinion
oops
>>69045572
>le cbf with defence team
>>69054392
But we can fix him, we have the technology
>>69054364
>20 years
It's between us and Argentina lad
In the last 10, Argentina is the best, Chile is maybe 2nd or 3rd.
>>69045572
How are your chances for qualification in the next WC? Brazil is the only nation with a perfect WC appearance.
>>69054364
>2016-2011=20
chilean education everyone
>>69054441
Your post just awakened the aryan peruvian rage
>>69050403
Does England's cup have an asterisk because it was a refball world cup?
>>69054466
Not him, but 2011 was an anomaly. Your team is done. Good night sweet prince Forlan. Rest in paises.
>>69054508
not him but not him but not him
it's always you
this board needs id's
>>69049917
Messi is the best player of all time.
Fight me faggot.
>>69050838
>Stop acting like Memetenario was a real cup, fäm
It was real enough to retire Messi from the NT.
>>69054515
>implying copa america matters
>especially the usa edition
call me when you win a world cup. or 5
>>69050975
RARE
A
R
E
Ok enough. Let's have some fun
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MXeVNeRSVLk
>>69051178
on phone and not sure if this it it, but some banter regardless.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=XTQpTqEUs4k
>>69045871
Euro 1988?
>14 Copas Bolivia apart from the 14 Copas Americ.
Argentina king of SA.
>>69054611
>fue a los penales y nos rompió el culo otra vez
10/10 commentary
>tfw nz is ranked 147th internationally
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE, WHY WILL WE NEVER BE GOOD
>>69054740
What about us ;_;
Also you remained unbeaten in a World Cup, more than most teams could ask for.
>>69050085
Forgive me for disagreeing, but the Mexicans are alright in my book. They are a decent team in Football, pretty amazing history in boxing, okay baseballers, currently doing good with a shit team in F1, and do well in Olympics.
Meanwhile, Australia gets btfo by NZ in the only sport you care about. Even my baton is a better sporting one.
>>69044371
>another thread about us made by a chiLOLean
hahahahahahah their obsession with us is so cute
>chile
>high energy hobbits blasting the ball till its in or one gets sent off
>>69045871
that's Portugal
>>69054892
>Gutierrez
>good
>>69054915
>EL UruguANO
>>69054466
2016-20=1996
Copas America since 1996
Brazil 4
Chile 2
Uruguay 1
Colombia 1
World Cup since 1996
Brazil 1
>>69055089
nothing was played in 1996, good for you to just tactically count coups since 1996 and not 1995, the last cup before 1996 when nothing was played
Brazil 4
Uruguay 2
Chile 2
Colombia 1
even in the last couple decades you can't compete
call me back when win a world cup btw
ahhhhhh feeels good to be a world champion
>>69055226
hoooly shit for second i thought the had us on the banter scenario but you got it, i forgot we won the 1995 cup too so we were the reigning champions in 1996
thank god for Fernando Alvez and Pablo Bengoechea that lead us to that victory
>>69055226
>>69055297
que hacen a las 5 de la mañana posteando mierda acá?
yo soy rico y puedo, pero ustedes? a trabajar negros, o a estudiar
vamo, la concha de tu vieja ustedes viven de lo que me descuentan a mi del IRPF
>>69045834
Kek
>>69045871
Le cheesy final chokers
>>69055021
Checo Perez is pretty based tho
>itt
>it's another 18 million chileans get mad at the fistful of 300 Spartans that have won more than they will ever win until the planet gets devoured by the sun episode
>>69050458
>>69050547
A ranking which doesn't put teams in their exact position just after the last WC is really a failed ranking.
>>69045658
Oh shit
I've got an alternate name for this country right here.
We'll call it argênteo. Which means Silvery in Portuguese. Which is an apt description of all this countries accomplishments.
2nd place in two back to back COPA Americas, second place in the world cup, 24 silver medals in the Olympics, second place in the Falkland wars. Truly an amazing country.
>>69056537
forgot the flag.
>>69045229
the sad thing is that it worked twice
>>69056537
the name 'Argentina' literally comes from argentum which means silver in latin
>mfw this thread
wow, chileans are really, really, really butthurt about last match
>>69055226
well, I said in the last 20 years.
Last 21 years doesn't sound nice.
