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How the fuck are we ever getting out of this group?
>#1 Qualifies for the WC
>#2 Goes to playoffs
>Rest goes back home
And even if we manage to finish 2nd, who says we'll get through the playoffs?
HOW DO WE FIX THIS SHIT
>>69040549
How are we ever going to do well in this group?
>>69040549
You're only challenege is France, Zlatanland has no more Zlatan.
You think you have it bad
>>69040549
no more zlatan. youre golden
>>69040549
Teams are already in the right order?
>drop Blind
>drop Depay
>drop Cillesen
>pray Robben isnt kill
>inject Kuyt full of drugs to get him on tje squad again
>>69040549
1. Belarus
2. Sweden
3. France
4. Netherlands
5. Bulgaria
6. Luxembourg
By cheating as usual.
you have 3 shit teams, france and sweden with no zlatan
i dont get what you're worried about
>>69040665
no more iceland. youre golden too
Why do we always get drawn in the worst groups ever.
>>69040688
>2016
>Mexico still salty
>>69040693
when will it be bulgaria's time to shine
>>69040549
>dutch are afraid of playing sweden and bulgaria
what a time to be alive
>>69040647
Yes but we were in a Euro qualifiers group with these countries and we even failed to qualify from that
>>69040665
are you for real? or maybe scottish? because the only semi decent team is slovakia
>>69040693
it doesnt really matter at this point, im pretty sure we'll struggle and possibly drop points against luxembourg
>>69040549
Fuck, France won't qualify
>>69040718
never
>>69040743
>drop points
We will get beaten 7-2 again and this time by fucking Luxembourg
FINALLY GROUP WITHOUT GERMANS IN IT
THANK GOD
>>69040549
we will be in play offs
lose 2-0 first leg and win 3-0 at home
>>69040688
>>69040759
>choke masters
>no zlatan
>3 nobodies
>>69040779
Yep, your group seems to be the easiest along with ours.
>>69040688
no era
>>69040741
You've just seen how fucking awful our team is. We're in an "easy" qualifying group so the embarrassment will be even worse when we get knocked out.
>>69040729
> tfw you guys didnt even warn the world about iceland
Bosnia and Cyprus again...
At least we're not getting Wales this time.
>implying anyone has it worse than us
Do we even stand a chance?
>>69040910
looks like the easiest group
>>69040759
except for sweden who finished 4th, none of these teams were in the EU so it's probably going to be piece of cake
People keep forgetting that finishing 2nd only gets you a PLAYOFF spot.
Having looked through all the groups, most groups have at least 2 good countries.
Just look at Group G.
>>69040931
>Kosovo
Why is this allowed?
>>69040931
I think you will be fine.
>"group" E
Get gud. You used to be the top.
>>69040549
What the hell are you talking about?
Depay wil surely become the new Ronaldo next season
Janssen wil put Kane on the bench at tottenham
Robben will get his wc 14 form back
Bazoer is Pogba 2.0
Bruma is the new Stam
Willems best LB in europe
Pröpper and Hendrix are the best midfielder I have ever seen in my life and Zoet is easily on par with Courtois
>>69040953
And the worst second placed team will not be in a play-off also.
>>69040981
fuck yeah easiest group for poland
you will see great fights during the wc between them ans ruskies
>>69041048
>you will see great fights during the wc between them ans ruskies
we will not see any fights at WC at all, because russian police is no joke.
>>69040688
>>69040952
>EU
The fuck senpai
>>69040960
because they realize serbs are disgusting like the rest of the world and want to split?
KEK
E
K
>>69041180
Why do they not play with Albania instead then?
>>69041108
This.
> Check Republic
Also, Czech them
>>69041201
>>69040960
I don't get that either
literally nobody is happy about kosovo's existence
even the albanians want to join albania
>>69040549
git gud
>>69041277
checked pierre
>>69041277
damn
honestly judging from the > friendly's it starting to look a bit better again.
imo drop blind, keep advocaat
No memepiss until he has proven itself
Bert van Oosterveen (fa director) should fuck of, he has shown nothing but incompetence on every thing.
If strootman AND robben are both fit i have no worries.
I dont want to sound cocky but this looks piss easy
start of a new era for polish football?
>>69041315
meh
>>69041277
Czeched
>>69040931
This looks like the most balanced/competitive group
>>69041012
Depay it is zero in all the areas he runs he forgets the ball behind him , no intelligence game , its only strong point is its strength
>>69041315
.......the fuck is this of a group?
>>69040952
Not to mention Sweden won't have Zlatan anymore when you face them.
>>69041351
mad because you wont qualify orangecuck?
>>69041367
Nah, I don't care.
But there's always this one group with like no strong team in it. Like that time where Greece was in pot 1 for some fucking reason and we had a group with them, Bosnia and some other teams and I think Greece ended dead last in it too.
>>69041305
Line up time
>>69041400
literally don't know anyone except for Robben
Why such a downfall, Dutchbros?
>>69041400
>no Van Persie
This is not a Neverlands lineup.
>>69041407
If this Euro shows anything, it's that big names don't mean anything.
I'm sure no one knows who Pelle is either
Sweden is shit, Bul, Blr and Lux are so irrelevant I don't even know their actual names. You're going to be fine.
>>69041400
>all these whos
Even kosovo can trash you Van
literally san marino tier
>>69041400
Bruma is right foot and van Dijk is a lefty
Change Bazoer for van Ginkel or Propper
>>69041407
You would know Strootman if he wan't dead all the time.
Also pic related happened.
>>69041455
DELETE THIS
>>69041455
>Netherlands
>All these niggers
>""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""european""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""team
off to CAF with you
>>69041400
Is Robben still going to play for the Dutch team in 2018 if you qualify? He'll be almost 35 (and will probably look like he's 60).
>>69041304
doubles chance 10%
trebles chance 1%
quads chance 0.1%
quints 0.01%
and so on and so forth. and these are not isolated one offs, tehre are millions of posts a day. there are thousands of doubles a day. grow up fag
>>69041455
Hey, at least most of them are brown, unlike France's Africans.
>>69041443
Remember France in world cup 1994? yeah me neither
that was Bulgaria's fault
>Group D
>Group E
>we get Spain
fuck this shit, Beglium in the EURO group, and then a nightmare road to the final, Croatia in qualification group, dat fucking 2014 group. Why does FIFA hate us?
>>69041455
we are so cucked
>>69041493
We will make him play, with Philips Cyborg Power
>>69041492
>>69041451
Here is your (You), Pineapple Netherlands.
>>69041400
I hope Retro stays for another season at pay ass vey
>>69041497
>germany prefers them brown with a good white mother
why im not surprised
>>69040931
We will be beaten by everyone including Kosovo.
>>69041455
>Those comments
Topkek
>>69041500
You will be fine, Spain is kill.
>>69041537
>Aruba
Is your country really the way I imagine it?
Amsterdam as a tiny Caribbean island?
>>69041541
brown = half-Native most of the time
black = African
>>69041407
>>69041425
Janssen is the future GOAT lads, watch out for him
>>69041531
top kek Tyrone
Sweden are not good you cuck.
>>69041527
>Robbot
>>69041400
where is Kluivert, Van hoojdonck, zenden?
>>69040931
It's you and us going through.
Ukraine a shit, Turkey too, >Kosovo, and Finland doesn't give a shit about football.
It's just a question of who finishes first and who's going into playoffs.
>>69041573
Martina Boateng is such a great woman, you must be proud.
>>69041500
>Beglium in the EURO group, and then a nightmare road to the final
You did that to yourself. Wilmots really is the master tactician.
>>69040549
>Fearing Sweden aka 0 (zero) shot on target
>Fearing the full time plumbers of Luxembourg
>>69041547
Instead of being the single biggest (internet) meme exporter in the world, >we need to harness their power like niceland.
>>69041180
>invade Serbia during the Ottoman conquest
>breed like crazy
>secede and form their own country
Literally beaner tier behavior
>>69040549
Luxembourg will be the next Iceland
screencap this
>>69041678
Yes, three black people in our entire Euro squad is really awful, I would be so ashamed if it would be almost half of the them.
Btw, how's your whiteness going, France.
>>69041695
I fear literally everyone by now, even my local beer team could win to my NT
r8 my group
>>69041570
Prostitution is legal so yeah I guess. Curacao is a much nicer place, more niggers though.
>>69041757
11 / 6 million
>>69041757
6/6 million
>>69041582
Why are yo so mean pham, i was rooting for the pineapple dutch every match
>>69041757
>Israel
Watch out for odd ref decisions.
>>69041757
O ho ho, this one something
>>69040688
Christ
It still was a penalty you blind fajita
>>69041757
also
>israel
>europe
>>69041575
Hope he goes to wolfsburg, he should not go for a bench position at tottenham
>>69041737
nah you dont get it retard.
boateng's mother is german, she kindly took the BBC for giving birth to a mixed kid, like you love them.
>>69041012
You're delusional
>>69040931
>binland - croatia
>binland - fuckin kosovo
>binland - turkroach
>binland - anybody else
i can't wait
>>69041715
please tell us more about the powerhouse of Luxembourg https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rVWxErl2w38
>>69040931
>kosovo
>>69041848
Kevin Prince and Jerome both have different fathers but the same mother, so she had 2 kids with 2 different black guys.
I'm black myself and girls were all over me in Germany.
>>69041400
>>69041455
Here, a completely white team.
Funny thing is, this team with literally whos and out of position players could perform better than out current lineup.
>>69041704
Finland has strong meme magic in other sports like hockey and recently basketball.
We just need a manager who's not afraid to play ugly football. Our most recent managers wanted us to play fancy possession football but our players are not talented enough to execute that.
We should play similar to Iceland with two big boys like Markkanen and Väyrynen up front.
>>69041280
>people voluntarily want to join Albania
Well no wonder
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/europe/mps-throw-tear-gas-canisters-in-kosovos-parliament-in-attempt-to-disrupt-debate-a6686161.html
>>69040931
Kosovo vs Croatia is gonna cause so much Serb butthurt it won't even be funny.
>>69041899
2014 Italy was a fraud, no wonder even costa rica beat us
>>69041848
race-mixing happens
>>69041944
meant to reply >>69041896
>>69041921
desu senpai that doesnt even look that bad
send it to whoever is in charge of our team
>hardest group AGAIN
jesus christ
>>69041921
never got why Verhaegh was ignored
>>69040843
we are qualifier champs, we will win every game and then lose every world cup match
>>69041905
>Kevin Prince and Jerome both have different fathers but the same mother, so she had 2 kids with 2 different black guys.
same father, different mothers, dumbass, that's why they have the same surname
Also look at the English NT, not much better than France either.
>>69041400
>no van nistelroy
depressing
>>69041985
Because he isn't a living meme.
Only memes get selected
>>69041921
Completely forgot Van Ginkel existed.
Maybe there is some hope for our future?
>>69042036
Maybe, if he stays with PSV
Also, we should probably hand over the KNVB to PSV
>>69041999
Try rugby m8, you will see many white players, not sure if your turkish manlets stand a chance against them though.
>it ain't me starts playing
>>69042061
As a ajax fan i must say Brands would be a good candidate. psv has it's shit together
>>69041715
>>69041757
>tfw Alabania will have home advantage both games
>>69042087
>Portulel loses to Faroe
>>69042087
>Lose to Switzerland for first place
>Get the second slot
There ya go.
>>69042086
http://www.breitbart.com/london/2016/02/13/feathers-ruffled-after-german-sports-team-found-to-comprise-entirely-of-germans/
100% white and world champions, feels good m8
>>69042087
>Portugal Hungary again
All them memes
>>69042110
>tie 1-1
ftfy
>>69042114
>switerzland
>not hungary
>>69040931
Feels really bad already man.
>>69041757
WEW, I LOOK FORWARD TO A REPEAT OF THE EURO 2016 MATCH.
>Liechtenstein and Macedonia being sent in to die
>>69041455
Uuugh nigger infested team, glad we disnt qualify, saved the emberassment
>>69040931
With your current squad you could easily beat all these teams m8.
>>69042156
>>69041921
>Sneijder links butu
lol pham delete this
>>69040931
Keep the sandniggers out.
>>69042181
>>69042183
He played lw a couple of times and did pretty good
>>69042135
Damn AfD will maybe reach the 3% after such a huge controversy
>tfw 50% dutch
>grand parents down to my dad are 100% dutch
>great grand parents immigrants from netherlands
>have a castle in my name somewhere in the netherlands
go you dutch people!
Dutchbros tell me who's the better long term choice Zoet or Cillessen?
>>69040688
It was a clear penalty. Doesn't matter how much you meme.
What happened to
>le eye bulge black meme man
that got btfo by Australia manlet Tim Cahill
>>69042217
Just give it a rest, dude.
>>69042230
>muh herteg
>>69042245
Zoet because he'll actually encounter CL level shots. He can also stop penalties
>>69042245
Cillessen
>>69042266
>filthy pole
>>69042230
>have a village in my name in poland
feelsgoodman
>>69042230
Bitter times to be Dutch in the football world senpai ;_;
>>69042258
that has to be the percent change from last election. afd didn't actually win any majorities outright last time
>>69042248
He flopped and hopefully he'll stay go
>>69041315
>Based Denmark has a shot
Thank christ, we always get one of the hardest groups. That or getting jewed out of it by Serb scum.
>>69040629
>San Marino
Welp, you are fucked.
>>69042304
It's what's currently expected for the elections in Mecklemburg-Vorpommern later this year.
>>69042285
oh, well, football sucks
hockey is the real sport
hurry up and get good at that
plus my grand parents were missionaries in Brasil for 40 years and my dad was born and raised there, so when we DO care about football, usually it's pretty good. Except for last time
>>69042245
Cillessen has not improved since world cup 2014, Zoet probably has a better chance.
>>69042248
he's fucking shit and a liability, red cards always
>>69041498
Fuck Bulgaria, they cucked us that cup as well.
At a least we cucked them in 1986 so it was more like revenge.
But yeah Bulgaria WERE good, but that was 20+ years ago.
Well Our group seems easy. Good defence could get a point or two from belgium. Finishing 2nd shouldnt be hard, but there are good teams in every group so even play offs will be hard as fuq. (example one of the France/Netherlands will be in the play offs and one of the Spain/Italy will also be in the play offs).
Hope we can make a comeback but totally doubt it.
>>69040549
Hard group for Sweden. Dont think we will make it
>>69042330
Field hockey is our thing not hockey
>>69040910
Gibraltar has a team? They have a population of like 30k, I'm surprised they even get 23 men together.
>>69040910
>gibraltar
Fucking what? I know Scottland, Wales and Northern Ireland get to have their own teams, but why aren't players from Gibraltar playing for England? I thought they were happy being part of the UK?
Are they going to leave the UK too after the Brexit?
>>69042258
Imagine a coalition of AfD and NPD
That's exactly how I see Meck-Pomm
t. Wessi who will most likely vote AfD next time
can't wait for Croatia-Kosovo match, Serbian butthurt will be immense
Will they be rooting for Kosovo because Kosovo is Serbia?
>>69042360
ewww
also, whats good food in nederland? There's a shitload of dutch people in my city, and a shitload of polish people, but the polish people seem to have a ton of food representation but almost no dutch food
>>69042367
Plumbers, dentists, etc
>>69041757
you gotta be kidding.. what's wrong with FIFA
>>69042103
>above NZ
and NZ were unbeaten in the 2010 WC
how can Luxembourg possibly fail
>>69042387
AfD associating themselves with NPD before winning the big one in 2017 would be kill.
>>69040910
Easiest route to the world cup right there.
>>69042408
I dont feel you brah. the only hard thing is who finishes 1st and who 2nd.
>Still caring about skin colour as if it were 1942
Really? I thought we'd left that racism bullshit behind us.
It doesn't matter what skin colour a person has, as long as they embrace German / Christian culture and values.
>>69042416
I know, but it would lead to maximum keks
>>69041315
Does qualifying to tournaments count as the start of a new era? What a sad state of national football
>>69042396
our snacks and candy are GOAT
Stroopwafels, kroketten frikandellen
food is ok some dishes are good you'l have to google it
>>69042430
/pol/ is infested everywhere now
>>69042387
>t. Wessi who will most likely vote AfD next time
Fuck off, you idiot. Vote CSU. They're like the AfD except not retarded.
>>69042423
Want a frenchman's opinion. Who finishes 2nd ? BiH or Gre?
>>69041685
Funny thing, with how our pool looked, we thought his lucj had ran out, then we end up with the road to the final almost entirely paved for us. And loosing to Italy was the Best thing to do. He is the master Ruse man, there.
>>69042430
like özil?
>>69041942
>Hungary
triggered
>>69042452
t. establishment shill
>>69042452
CSU are like AfD but cucked and anti-German.
>>69042103
R A R E
A A
R R
E E
>>69042452
I must have missed how to vote CSU in Lower Saxony
>>69040688
MATATE
A
T
A
T
E
>>69042446
shoo shoo ahmed
>>69042245
Zoet is still developing whilst Cillessen has shown to not improve for a few years, also Zoet has the luxury of playing for PSV which happens to always qualify for the CL so he always ends up getting challenged in some way.
>>69042448
Dutch pinda sauce is a nice condiment even though it looks like diarrhea
>>69042558
So it's süßer Senf?
>>69042548
Yeah Zoet was pretty solid last season I hope Blind gives him a starting chance.
>>69041455
>Club Van Sinterklaas
what are some of the better dutch talent to invest my hopes and dream in?
>>69042558
>pinda sauce
>>69042478
I love how Albania and Macedonia are Croatia, Croatia is a dragon eating Bosnia, and Serbia just isn't.
And the kid's mom is from Bulgaria, you'd think she'd teach him something about his >ancestry
>>69041848
the women who go with blacks usually look like pic related
nothing of value was lost
REEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>69042640
Van de Beek, lel
>Sneijder, Robben, Van der Vaart, Van Persie, Huntelaar were already styling at top clubs in their early 20s
>now we have nothing but Eredivisie shitters
JUST
>>69042614
Does it taste good?
>>69042759
>pic related is literally the whole country of st vincent & grenadine
Imagine them qualifying for the WC
Considering the way we played in UEFA this year I think we need at least 2 penalties every match to get a chance
>>69040549
Are you joking
>Bulgary
>Belarus
>Luxembourg
Literally walkover teams, collect 18 points, then get a draw or two vs sweden and france and u're through.
>>69042759
>T&T is strong again
noice
Two euro 2016 knockout round teams on our group.
I didn't even want to go anyway.
>>69042759
>-16
God damn, poor Vincent & Grenade
>>69042819
Looks comfy, would visit.
>>69042819
>109,000 people live on such a small Island
JUST
>>69042819
They're the new Iceland and will beat England
Cap this post
>>69042819
Imagine them hosting it.
>>69042694
That's a 7/10 though.
German chicks are fugly.
>>69042911
>t. Ruhrpott Kanake
>>69042911
damn
>>69042819
Where's the pitch
>>69042911
Stop shitposting, Kanacke. This is the average German qt.
>>69043059
Can confirm, Germany has a lot of tall qts.
>>69042640
Vincent Janssen
Riechedly Bazoer
Anwar El Ghazi
Jean-Paul Boëtius
Richairo Živković
Then there's also Depay who needs to grow a pair, but as sad as it sounds; those are our most promising prospects.
It's sad because from the late 90's to just about now we always had a surplus of really great players, and now they're all old and nobody came to replace them properly.
>>69043034
you can only see it during low tide.
>>69043119
American.
>>69042396
Stroopwafels, drop, hagelslag, frikandellen, kroketten, bitterballen, rookworst.
Also pancakes for dinner, and we have some anglo-german mixed dishes. Just a lot of potato and fatbased dishes.
But our food got cucked
>>69042685
He's either too little to know the Balkans, or he's american
>>69043154
pancakes for dinner is literally the best thing ever
>>69040549
>shitload of good teams from Europe will be eliminated
>teams from Oceania and Asia, Africa will be in similar number to Euro teams
Why such shit is happening?
>>69042640
Imo Ziyech, if he stops playing for morroco
>>69043059
best qt in the EUROs.
I bet she has portuguese or spanish ancestry.
>>69043191
Because else it would literally be Euro Cup with Brazil and Argentina.
>>69043114
lol u cant be serious with that list
>>69041181
13-0
>>69043254
it's time to replace Brazil with Chile from now on
>>69043254
So for sake of equality we bring some shit teams from there and here? Eventho they will fail to qualify?
Cool, why we won't make a International Qualifications Tournaments like for example happens in Volleyball also? So later on we have Champion of Asia, Champion of Europe, Champion of other continents, and 14 more teams from Europe + Brasil?
>>69043266
feel free to point out what bothers you with the list anon
>>69043312
Because we need to promote football in the US, so we have to extend the rules as far as possible to give them a realistic chance to qualify.
Sadly by doing this, some other third world nations like Saudi Arabia also fly in under the radar.
>all these lads ITT talking about their chances of making it to the WC
>tfw already eliminated
>>69043429
Good to see Germany doing well.
>>69042841
>TSUU vs latvia andorra and faroe
>rematch agaisnt pants guy
>a fucking hospital
>>69043429
>0 goals conceded
Sasuga, Nippon
>>69043429
>literally and unironically losing qualification to a country divided by a civil war
singapoor pls
>>69043429
BASED JAPAN
>>69042841
Hungary or Switzerland will fuck their own shit up
>>69043429
hoping for an Axis final
>inb4 Italy
I mean the REAL Axis.
>>69043480
Ronaldo knees are all fucked up, i wouldn't be surprised if he pulled out a Messi after the Euros and retired from the NT.
swedens going to struggle for awhile after zlatans retirement. there will be fans who argue that the team will be fine but teams who lose their lone star player always hit rock bottom during the primary transition stage. they have no idea how reliant theyve been
