I want him to fuck my poipussy

I don't think he has any desire for that

He's living a comfy life with his many occasional modelling jobs and fashion labels.

As long as he has his looks, he will not have to work properly.

SHEARAH

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he's already had experience as the team's official mascot

>>69036649
Lel. That was so fucking bizarre. Englel really are a shit show.

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>>69036575

>>69036624
He always loved playing for England, I remember he cried in 2006 when he got subbed vs Portugal because he was too sick to keep playing

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>>69036649

he gave us this legendary reaction image

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>>69036702

This is our league. And we run this. And we're getting Durant. And we're going to be a dynasty

>>69036702
>>69036780
fuck this is how the average england man looks like? they really are fucking inbred

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>>69036575

>yfw elton is one of the best club managers alive

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>"Leave Englel to me"

>>69036575
he can barely manage his woman, much less a field full of them

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>>69036575
Mr. House?

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Mr. Waldemar

>>69036649
>All these faggots in shitty blue pyjamas
>Based Beckham in the ultimate fashionista gear of the day

Based

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Only possible option

Big Sam is the only option if we're going English

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I say give Macca a chance to coach.

>>69038837
>Ragequits when Vardy wants to take credits for his own goals.

>>69038837
WHEN YOU WERE YOUNG AND YOUR HEART WAS AN OPEN BOOK

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What about him?

>>69038499

>everyone except beckham and capello dressed like balkanshites

seems legit

>>69036624
He hasn't "needed" to work properly for decades.
None of these people do.

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>>69038888
>>69038862
He can do it!

Beckham is too much of a self obsessed, soft spoken, beta cunt to be a manager. Everyone keeps trying to pressure him into it but even he knows he's not cut out for it. He should just continue being a media whore and "busniessman" since that's what he is good at

>>69038837
>>69038957
Paul McCartney is actually dead
This """guy"" is a fake doppelganger

>>69039010
what about Sir Paul ?

>>69039045
Yeah, yeah, we know, the canadian fireman...

>>69036649
>>69036766
Wait, what's going on here? Why is Becks dressed up like this on the side? Was he still ont he team?

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>>69036575

>>69039167
I believe he was injured and brought in as kind of an assistant.