>could it be possible that brandon schaub is ducking ron piano
>4 letter word to describe arianny celeste
>succ
>Ryan Jimmo still dead
Previous thread: >>69020548
Notable links-
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9M_p0C5_MwQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=do4KrLEhmVs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aWnYkr2CrfM
artem
this is the official heem thread
You now remember Khabib Nurmagomedov
>>69034114
careful
Steven Seagal with twin katanas VS Joe Rogan wielding twin kettelbells
Who would win?
№1 p4p
post fighters who were your boy then weren't your boy then were kind of your boy then were your boy again and now aren't your boy at all and never will be
>>69034081
>>69034102
>>69034157
Hey autists, why aren't you using the correct thread? Why are you all posting twice in this one?
>>69034054
There you go guys. You can thank me now.
>>69034165
fuck off with that shitty mandrama shit
>>69034148
rogan swings his gorrilla styled kettelbell at steven the 1000 folded steel katana cuts straight through the iron leaving a glistening ebony black finish as it slices through like butter
the katana goes on to cut rogans arm off cleanly
steven looks at rogan in triumph
"you have been defeated"
rogan smiles and laughs and then pops some onnit and through the power of rogaine his arm grows a new
he swings his other kettelbell at stevens gut the source of his power
the thud sounds like a kick from jose aldo to the thigh
steven stumbles back and doubles over in pain
rogain with one fell swoop swings his kettel bell at the base of stevens skull
the blow is crushing and kills steven instantly
but then lyoto macheddar and 'is normal' jumps into the scene
'ho, you have killed a messer'
at the same time they crane kick rogan in the face
rogan is out cold and his head clatters of the octagon all the weed, dmt, hgh and onnit mixes in his brain creating a deadly concocsion and he dies as a result of it
in mourning and celebrating the life of segull machedder prepares some urine drinks and 'is normal' has a bbq
fin
>>69034162
Jon Jones, maybe
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aq7uP4GEVl8
No amount of makeup can fix ugly
what 4 letter word would you use to describe Arianny Celeste? i need to get this off my chest
>>69034251
saudi
Did lorenzo do it?
>>69034262
no he paid sage to do it, why do you think he's always washing that truck?
>"I don't give a crap about baseball. They could make it illegal tomorrow and I wouldn't even care."
- Joe Rogan
>>69034262
definitely
>>69034251
tits
>>69034262
Tune into Lookin' For A Fight episode 7.
>>69034284
kek
>>69034273
haha
>>69034148
steven seagal, no doubt
>>69034262
Is he being ironic or not? Those seats have a great view.
>>69034062
Upcoming events:
7/2: ONE FC: Dynasty of Champions - Jadambaa vs Kelly
7/3: Shooto Gig West 18 - Murata vs Kohori
7/7: UFC FN 90 - Dos Anjos vs Alvarez
7/8: TUF 23 Finale - Jedrzejczyk vs Gadelha
7/9: UFC 200 - DC vs Jones 2
7/13: UFC FN 91 - Ferguson vs ?
7/16: Bellator 158 - Daley vs Lima
7/22: Legacy FC 58 - Drysdale vs Spann
7/22: Bellator 159 - Caldwell vs Taimanglo
7/22: Glory 32 - Adamchuk vs Varga
7/23: UFC on Fox 20 - Holm vs Shevchenko
7/24: Pancrase 279 - Ishiwatari vs Brookins
7/29: Invicta FC 18 - Grasso vs Escabel
7/30: UFC 201 - Lawler vs Woodley
8/6: UFC FN 92 - Rodriguez vs Caceres
8/20: UFC 202 - Diaz vs McGregor 2
8/27: UFC on Fox 21 - Pettis vs Oliveira
9/3: UFC FN 93 - Arlovski vs Barnett
9/10: UFC 203 - Miocic vs Overeem
Previous thread: >>69020548
News:
>Chiesa out of fight with Ferguson
http://mmajunkie.com/?p=199889
>BJ Penn suspended for 6 months
http://mmajunkie.com/2016/06/usada-announces-six-month-suspension-for-b-j-penn
>UFC 202 adds Anthony Johnson vs. Glover Teixeira, Donald Cerrone vs. Rick Story
http://mmajunkie.com/?p=199917
>>69034251
babe
>>69034251
shit
Are you guys hyped for Jones vs DC 2?
>>69034251
sane
>>69034400
the people who only come for events are going to be really confused when people are spamming succ memes during it
>>69034361
yeah sitting next to the stairs is great
John Jones?
Im not done talking. Little Boy.
Or "young man" in rampageses words "young man" lol
So Jones Bones is a young man for sure, but DC Cormier is "grown" who is the more man? I cant ever say yea that guy ya know, ON TOP you got Rhonda, glad cupcake take got the belt,
"It aint about being a hero, its about saving the life no matter what"
Let that sink in...
>>69034374
>Cerrone vs Story
Who wins lads
Do you think Bisping could beat Nick the Tooth?
>UFC anti-doping partner USADA today announced a six-month suspension for UFC Hall of Famer B.J. Penn, retroactive to the March 25 date he admitted using a banned IV.
>>69034781
Gunnar Nelson would beat Bisping.
>>69034374
Thanks
>>69034374
wow thank you I can't wait to read through this later
>>69034727
Cowboy
>>69034203
Beautiful
>>69035468
finally got a (you)
>>69035193
np bud
Garbrandt BTFO?
y/n
http://www.mmamania.com/2016/6/27/12044512/ufc-tj-dillashaw-cody-garbrandt-too-easy-to-gameplan-for-wanderlei-silva-style-mma
>>69034251
fake
>>69035679
Wanderlei never was a switch hitter and Cody has demonstrated he can use angles well. However, silly dilly is right in that he'd be playing catch up most of the fight. He'll get Cody to pull the trigger and not be there when he does it, then he'll dart in and out and tag him.
Cody's best chance against him would be clipping him in an exchange he forces Cruz into early, specifically by following him as he darts out like Johnson did a few times. If it goes past at least the second, he's fucked because he'll slow and Cruz wont.
>>69035679
lel go lose to dodson and cruz again
Will she beat Claudia?
>>69035899
No, she will loose, but get the belt back when Claudia gets popped for steroids
>>69035955
>loose
>>69035899
women stand in front of her and literally dont move while she flurry punches them
Welcome to "If I Did It", a show where we analyze and solve PR kerfuffles from the world of MMA and beyond.
>>69036029
lol
can she beat rose namajunas?
>>69036035
You are now about to witness; the awesome, crushing might of KNUCKLE UUUUUUPPPPPP
>>69036137
she cant
>>69034668
... what?
>>69036137
nice POV. get the weird muslim man off the screen tho
>>69036138
>shows that really make you think
>>69036035
>>69036138
why do you guys keep spamming these who's
Most people would see here a shook potato man let
I see some great reflexes and a left hand charging,looking for a cholo chin.Right foot is set in place.If Dana or Joe Rogan was a second attackerthen *BOOM* they're going to the ground
>>69036274
How much can you bench?
>>69036274
because they are the premier minds of MMA media and provide extremely knowledgeable insights into MMA as well as the real world.
>>69036303
where do you live I'll kill you fast
>>69036343
who are they though
>>69036203
oh, and no. I think Rose will win.
>>69036366
>>69034668
>>69036190
what the fuck??
RAMPAGESES WORDS YOUNG MAN
who is unironically your favourite female fighter?
>>69036435
Michelle waterson
>>69036435
none
t. real fightfan
>>69036509
is that the chinese one
>>69036435
wmma hasn't become that good yet to pick a fighter other than her attractiveness.
why is miesha tate going to lose in the 1st round by TKO?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VchULdvgAEM
/ROSE/
Why is Paige Vanzant such a bad boxer?
>>69036632
>ywn lick Mackenzie
>>69036682
WMMA
How would Schaub do against Miocic? I think he is better everywhere. Schaub has some of the best hands in HW division and his jiu jitsu is only second to Werdum. I see a second round stoppage victory for Schaub.
>>69036682
Because Nunes has all the tools
>>69036858
Schaub would big brother Miocic so hard.
>>69036858
I disagree. Schaub has better jj than Werdum.
give me an good werdum fight NOW
>>69036928
What did you mean by this?
>>69036298
>those cops near diaz
>white boi already punched daiz at presser
>that cop ready to beat the mexican down
fucking pigs
also mcgoober was shook when he punched diaz at the presser
>>69037002
grow up
>>69036858
schaub has no head or lateral movement, just moves straight forward and backwards and just spams sloppy overhand rights with his stiff body
miocic would end him within a round but only because schaub would run away from his strikes
>you now remember rampage lost his belt to Forrest Griffin
>Ryan Bader
Dominick Cruz is my boy forever and everyone elses boy is shit in comparison
>>69036858
>>69037035
also forgot to mention the fact that he hasnt trained in god knows how long, is on keto and thinks like he was top 3 in the division
>>69036932
No way!
>>69037073
true
Why do people keep referring to Silva as the greatest of all time?
He literally got exposed twice, lost to bisping, pissed hot and his greatest win is against 185 Dan Henderson.
Like how far can a meme go.
Are there no friends or enemies left? Where is everyone?
>>69037141
literally who?
>>69037154
Everyone's taking a break to shit post hard during the 200
>>69034157
is kebab p4p greatest chin in MMA today?
some one post andersons ridiculous meme training where he's letting a barbell down by his side on a smith machine while wearing a skintight crocdile suit and a oxygen memeifier mask
>>69037173
everyone in the ufc lately
I blame bisping for ressurecting the meme when he started saying in every interview that he just beat the goat
>>69037308
>>69036632
>70% of women experiment sexually with their dogs
I didn't expect this shit to be so blatant.
>>69037308
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8uu5SauAFcE
1:10
why does he wear the mask?
>>69037340
source on this figure?
>>69037316
>one loss away from coaching high school wrestling
>4 kids
>>69036746
She's an attractive woman. They have bad biomechanics. If she were a butch lesbian like kek rawlings then she'd likely be a much better fighter.
>>69037345
to enhance his sexual performans
>>69037154
There are no heroes left in man.
>>69037365
>paige
>attractive
maybe im gay but come on
>>69037345
how are things looking for the olympics?
i could heem every here so hard
that you could lick your own elbow afterwards
>>69037348
http://www.baka.com.au/nsw/sydney-psychologist-banned-after-he-encouraged-female-patient-to-have-sex-with-a-dog-20150227-13r3x0.html
>>69037419
7-10 is attractive.
MICHAEL BISPING KNOCKED OUT LUKE ROCKHOLD
...
LMAO!! NO ONE CAN TAKE THAT LEFT HAND SHOT!
>>69037428
>>69037443
>>69037428
rio de janeiro is unironically hell on earth, i honestly feel bad for every tourist that falls for the meme and actually come
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8YOcOBL8KTs
not only that but also everything is delayed and the games will be really shitty im sure
>>69036298
Stupid potato man.
I hope Diaz humiliates him harder this time around and beats him so bad Conrad heems himself permenently.
>>69037468
why are things so bad?
>>69036035
>>69036138
Stop this!
>>69037468
What are they sniffing from the bottles?
>>69037035
>>69037086
beat it you cheeto fingered nerd, you wouldn't recognise greatnesss if it slapped you in the face.
>>69036858
Schaub was always mediocre and he wasn't even that competent. For the most part his wins were mostly luck.
Werdum would clown him worse than Brown.
Cain would just wreck him.
Stipe dissects him
There's a reason why Schaub isn't wearing a strap and quit fighting.
>>69037493
niggers
>>69037453
It's already a shit hole.
THe fuck would anyone come to Brazil for aside from cheap hookers and drugs?
There's better beaches everywhere else.
>>69037493
Its a trash place, too many favelas, most of the cops are shady, basically everyone is a negroe, the population kinda got used to being robbed and have to deal with thugs regularly and they are just shit people in general, i own a company in sao paulo and have business with people there, they are literally lazy shits who hate to work.
They have this wonderful city meme goin on but in reality there is like 1 or 2 good neighbourhoods where the real rich people live while the rest is absolutely crap.
I honestly pit the fools who go to Rio for the olympics.
>>69037468
Those kids remind me of the movie City of God
>>69037453
Typical antipatriotic scum. Brazil is full of them, mainly in upper classes and middle classes from south and southeast (the parliamentary coup was did by this sort of "people")
>>69037518
glue
>>69037591
nowadays Rio is pretty much live action of city of god but instead of things happening in a favela they happen through the whole city
>>69037630
Damn, I'm glad I don't live there
>>69037579
if you want to have a good time go to the northeast area, you will get cheap drugs and teenage hookers.
unless ur into dickgirls then rio is the go to spot
all I can hope for is dc doesn't win by submission, otherwise the dc dicksucking meme will literally never end
I'd rather live in brazil than the UK.
I don't know how you can stay sane in this depressing country that lives under the illusion it's first-world. I lost my mind long ago. i would love the fast life of getting beheaded by 15 in the brazillian sunset
>>69037527
not an argument
>>69037468
They can't even steal shit. Not even from frail old people.
>>69036934
Werdum vs High-Altitude Cain is actually a pretty good fight to watch. Especially if you don't like Cain, and his pudgy potato body, and his pepperoni nips, and his big bobble head, and his skin that's actually pretty pale considering he has a fucking tattoo that says brown pride
>>69037699
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4OQc7YG5zZY
I bet people will have a great time being around subhumans like this all the time.
reminder that ufc 200 press conference is literally next week
>>69037798
reminder that it will be shit because there isn't a single good talker in that card
Reminder Artem will be champion in 2016-2017
>>69037798
>>69037817
meant to say 202
we have shook conor vs nate now
wew
>>69034203
lmao did u pose the question just to give this answer?
>>69037857
no there's more than one of us? i was just bored a felt like writing a short story i've been reading a lot of high fantasy lately
>>69037827
He is a nightmare matchup for RDA. Artem's best weapon are his lethal uppercuts and RDA has been knocked out by that exact move already. If RDA wants to take Artem down he won't be able to and standing up Artem is the far superior striker. Artem was just unlucky to end on the wrong end of a couple bullshit decisions against Hall (who Artem controlled for the majority of the fight) and White (who Artem easily out-struck and had a a couple of near submissions at the end).
>>69037946
oh a coincidence then
Thoughts on this video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AI2hJc2tQzI
Am I the only one who prefers a McGregor-less UFC? These past few months where he hasn't been in the public eye (as much) have been quite nice. I'm just tired of all the trash talk, all the hype surrounding him, his annoying fans touting him as the best ever, all the """epic""" banter at the press conferences -- I'm getting along just fine without all of it.
Pretty sure I'm gonna pass on anything related to UFC 202 just to avoid listening to his bullshit
>>69037844
>"I'm feeling very confident in myself that I'll go in and I'll toy with this man," McGregor said at an event to promote his head coach's book
shook conor doesn't seem to exist
>>69038050
Ha, what a coincidence. I was writing this post >>69038063 just as you were posting this video
>>69037493
The majority of the brazilian population is christian conservative, but there isn't a single conservative party among 30+ political parties
there was a referendum for prohibition of gun control in 2004, like over 60% voted NO, however the leftwing government ignored the population completely and enforced some of the most strict gun control laws of the planet
This goes for many subjects that are pushed down the population's collective throats despite being a minority opinion, most are against abortion but lefties keep trying to push it 24/7, colleges are basically left militancy centrals, and the voting machines in here are prone to fraud
I live in Rio and the piece of shit mayor is trying to build all kinds of shit in here, he just build a bridge-like cicleway, not sure how's the proper term, right next to the sea/elevation. What happened was that the retards who built it didn't take in consideration how the waves hit that portion of the place, so the thing collapsed and killed some people, it's not even 6 months old. So after it was built and public money was spent, pundits realized the company that built it never considered making a structure strong enough to withstand the force of waves. So the whole thing is a death trap. Rio is completely broke now, and the mayor had the audacity to say in the next incarnation he's going to be an engineer to prevent fuck ups.
Don't want to bring politics too much into heem but felt like you needed an answer
>>69038176
Prohibition of the sale of guns I mean** which people voted against. The amount of people who voted against gun control was even bigger than the amount of votes the commie piece of shit got, if we could trust our elections that is.
Sorry for the political posts.
>>69038050
Kavanagh looks at him like a talking lottery ticket that has violently racist tendencies.
>>69038050
>I wonder what the fight woulda been like if I had weathered the storm, cause, ehhhm, I feel like Nate was one or two shots away from being put away you know?
>>69038277
lets be honest, conor did hit the lottery with that Aldo KO
>>69038325
>unironically thinking Nate Diaz is good
He is shit, his record proves that, only reason he beat conor is because of the weight, conor will toy with him in the second fight.
Conor has nothing on Lawler and will probably lose to Edgar but Nate is nowhere near him.
>>69038382
>1st fight at 170
>2nd fight at 170
Que?
>>69038277
>Kavanagh's douchey tweets
>Kavanagh's coattail rider attitude
I wish someone would heem him 2bh, probably the most obnoxious manager guy in bis, even worse than the ISIS manager.
>>69038382
Looks like you forgot to type like a BR in in that second line proxyfag
>>69038419
Conor will be prepared this time around.
Nate will be much better too, thats a given but conor is just much better than him
>>69038434
I hate bullies.
>>69038467
Count Chocula is just a shitty trainer, but he doesn't post some douchey tweets while hiding behind his fighter, or am I wrong?
>>69038455
go fuck yourself straya
>>69034273
underrated
heem kinda sucks tbqhwy
>>69036298
Conors legs are awesome
If you don't line up you're not a real fite fan
>>69038277
>violently racist tendencies
what did you mean by this?
>>69038325
>if I had weathered the storm
God, I wish he had tried. Seeing him out cold would have been amazing. The choke is beautiful, but his body falling to the mat like a lump would have been sweeter.
Can someone post more conor legs?
>>69038607
HOLY FUCK WHAT A GODDAMN FUCKING FAGGOT
>>69038741
did you make this pic
>>69038775
Be careful asking questions like that.
>>69038787
hello adan
You know when you are doing a fairly gnarly fart and you think 'i better be careful'. I think of khabib in that situation now thanks to you meme'in cockos.
Which one of you fuckers did i heemd 2 times in UFC2 right now
>>69038795
wrong lol
>over a week until ufc events
reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
>>69038946
its going to be like 194 again. 3 cards in a row or some shit? plus memery press conferences.
i've waited longer for much less.
jon
>>69034333
LOOOOOOOL is this real? cant b real.
Which newly-crowned UFC champ do you think will defend their belt the most times? Which do you think will lose their first title defense?
>Miesha
>McGregor
>Bisping
>Stipe
>>69039124
it's a movie, so yes, it's real
>>69037044
Rampage was always a meme
Honestly quite inhumane to ban me for 3 days for waking up in the middle of the night and panicking. Anyway thanks /heem/
>This post is MMA related because Bisping is the NATTY GOAT and will have beaten Silva, Rockhold and GSP in that order
>>69039151
I'm gonna say Stipe will defend the most times, and Bisping loses his first defense unless it's against Hendo, in which case he probably wins.
Bonus: McGregor is exempt from this discussion because he will never make it back down to 145 to defend his belt. After this fight with Nate, he will start his run at 155
>>69038497
>but he doesn't post some douchey tweets while hiding behind his fighter, or am I wrong?
You're wrong
I'm sure someone can post the caps of his tweets, I don't have them handy
>>69039030
I want them now though
Cormier will TKO Jones in the 1st and remain champ until 2020. My repeating digits will confirm.
JON
>>69039240
I'm not a Jones hater, but I'm also not really a fan, so if this happened I would be stoked. Always nice for things to get shaken up, and to see "untouchable" guys crumble like they all eventually will.
Which one of you was this
Sleep tight Dana
who is adan
>>69039252
>>69034062
Those are some top links, OP. Thanks.
>>69039339
he was the first man created by G'd as the Torah says
Are any Brazilians going to the Olympics?
Damn these threads have been slow as fuck lately
>>69037946
>no there's more than one of us?
Why did you use a question mark there? Are you that much of an insecure pussy you can't even make an assertive statement?
>>69039521
wanna fight about it? HEEM FC 1? huh?
Who else looking forward to Jones making Cormier retire?
>>69039151
Miesha beats Amanda
McGregor relinquishes the belt before defending it
Bisbing gets heemed in his first defense
Stipe beats Overeem via Cleveland meme magic but then loses to whoever's next
for Italy
>>69039573
Would you agree that previous thread is the GOAT new meme of 2016?
>>69039183
Why did you just change your IP address? Are you at a university dorm or something?
>>69039620
Why didn't you*
>>69039584
cormier will use this chance to beat his ass
>>69039601
i like my memes well used before i get into them
you see people like to be on the cutting edge but i prefer to let the reviews come in and the flaws and kinks ironed out before take any part in them
what i'm saying is its to fresh for my liking hasn't stood the test of time
its been around what a week now at best?
Going to watch all of GSPs fights, wish me luck lads.
>>69039494
Yes because many are fucking stupid. Anyone with half a brain would boycott that travesty but I have little hope for the people of here. They go to those events and boo shit to protest, instead of not giving money to those scams.
When do you guys cross the line at trash talk? I think Conor didn't win any fans from his fellow fighters when he started talking about Dos Banjos' kids when questioning his loyalty to Brazil. I think not talking about kids is an unspoken rule for fighters.
>>69039775
vs BJ Penn 1& 2
vs Jon Fitch
vs Josh Koshkek
unironically vs Mayhem Miller
vs Nick Diaz
vs Condit
vs Hendsteaks
>>69039589
noice
that guy's either a high caliber athlete or on high caliber gas desu
>>69036303
Your mom, nigga.
>>69038382
>because of the weight
So Nate was right. Conor only bullies midgets because he can't beat a real man.
>>69039587
>Miesha beats Amanda
Then gets sleepy heem'd by Zingano.
>>69040099
>implying the broken single mom widow beats the young, hungry up and comer
>>69039620
Laptop is dead and I'm still ill desu, not worth the hassle. Not to mention I'm pretty retarded with that stuff and would probably screw it up and get myself a longer ban in the process
>This post is MMA related because IT'S almost TIME
/r/MMA >>>>> /heem/
Is that you Jon?
>>69040198
>>69040239
too many circlejerks on /r/mma and everyone is a toxic asshole, but why is that surprising? just reddit. they take everything seriously
also, b8
JON JONES, IM CUMMIN
>>69040261
Cruz is going to get BTFO by Faber amirite
>>69039183
lol just noticed Luke's face of horror after he wakes up
>>69040261
That was before she was a broken single mom widow
previous thread
>>69040252
LUCC
U
C
C
Could previous thread be the GOAT new meme of 2016?
>>69040377
>No fun allowed
who /SuccNation/ here
Get that dick ready Jon, WE are coming
>>69040377
>no memes
Honestly, fuck these people.
>>69040456
holy fuck thats what im call an takedown
CM Punk on Jim Rome in a few minutes
http://tunein.com/radio/CBS-Sports-Radio-931-s77978/
. Jim is also talking about why Brazil must be nuked immediately to eliminate Zika. Also the Smackoff. is coming. It's day when /sp/ calls into a radio show and talk shit to one another. Chael Sonnen calls in every year too.
>>69040495
this is what i call a dicc
DIAZ?
>>69040456
you can only fight the succ for so long
>>69040501
Is that televised?
who /previousthreadnation/ here
/threadnation/
/threadnation/
/threadnation/
>>69040377
we demand to be taken seriously
>>69040514
>Dr Goober i'm 209
>>69035899
Hope so, cant stand that roided up brz
>>69040377
>tfw an /r/mma mod bullies you
>>69040611
kek
>>69040611
>we'll see how downvotes work irl
I have only one question for you heem,
what is this man's name?
Reminder to boycott reebok
>>69037419
shes hot bro, especially compared to most other chicks in mma
>>69040660
god
![maxresdefault[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/t04mhMt.jpg "maxresdefault[1].jpg")
>>69040660
Warrior.
>>69040677
>those prices
lmao what kind of cuck would be these, even for their wife's son
>>69040660
le previous thread man
>>69040660
Poor Guitar
