>Invent the sport
>Defeated by a team with no professional league
>Trainer is a part time dentist in a village
>England's greatest enemy, a dentist
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH Can't make this shit up
HIHIHIHIHIHIHIHIHIHIHIHIHI
I'm just glad it's over, England(>we) were never going to get far compared to the other teams and drawing vs SLO and RUS showed that, no idea why the team sucks so bad but glad Roy is gone and I hope some of the players like sterling never play for England again
>>69033664
>>69033784
How are you both getting on?
feel like i must be the only lad in england thats glad we lost, i only watched it cos my wifes son wanted it on. at least i dont have to buy him the new england shirt now
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GICyuUTJDvo [Embed]
>englel
l m a o
>you now remember the months of it's coming home posting
>>69034276
Their plane should arrive at Heathrow shortly.
>>69034292
>more refugees
>>69033664
>England's greatest enemy, a dentist
>pic related
>>69034182
You may now feel better since the cup winner laughs about you
Brexit2.0 etc. etc.
>>69033664
I just woke up and I see this. How did Bonglanders lose this one?
>>69034357
Choking and lack of will. It could've been 4-1 if Hart didn't get lucky twice
>>69034357
By being complete shit, so shit the English players themselves couldn't believe it. The two Iceland goals would have been easily defended by any other NT, that's how bad the defense was. Iceland played better than them, were full of heart and powered by Icelandic TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUs
>Wake up
>check the news
>Iceland is still the winner
Feels good
>A FUCKING VILLAGE DENTIST
>>69034204
delicious chav tears collecting in burberry rivers
>>69034357
hilariously
lost to the fucking village of iceland, coached by a dentist. unreal. just sack the whole squad and start over
Lads, in the midst of this cataclysm, let's not forget that Sir Wayne Rooney added yet another fantastic and important goal to his already plentiful tally.
In his honor, somebody should post an updated version of the "Age of Rooney" pasta.
>>69033664
hahahahah
>>69034575
So how many goals did he now score for England? 3?
>>69034647
Lads, this is historic. When you are 80 years old, wrapped in a blanket and comfy in your rocking chair by an open fire, surrounded by your great-grandchildren; you can tell the spellbound youngsters about the time you saw Sir Wayne Rooney retire from international football after choking against a team of dentists and part timers which has never won any silverware or even qualified for a competition of note in its history, scoring a penalty against the mighty Iceland.
The fire crackles as the children gasp in awe. Snow begins to fall outside the window the your tale comes to an end, but the youngsters are still thirsty for more. 'Tell us about the two he scored against Andorra again Grandpapa' one child begs. 'No, no! The legendary brace vs Kazakhstan!' implores another. The oldest boy pipes up. 'Be quiet you two, Grandad tells those ones all the time. Go on, tell us the one you promised us last time - the penalty vs Slovenia...Grandad..G-Grandad?'
The rocking chair creaks to a halt. A serene expression is on your face and all of Rooney's goals flash before your eyes in your final moments as the children embrace you. His one World Cup goal, The legendary double in Minsk. That tap in against Liechenstien. they know whats happening and are scared, but calm.
The last thing you hear as you slide into the black warmth of death is the youngest boy - old beyond his years, a football fanatic who spends every free moment outside kicking his battered leather ball against the wall 'Dont be sad, he lived a hell of a life...in the age of Rooney.'
>>69034575
Thought about it immediately when the pen was given.
>>69034204
>wife's song
C U C K
U
C
K
>Engerland
>>69034585
Poo
The dentist is our natural enemy
Anyone got youtube videos of English reactions or salty tabloid articles?
>>69033664
>Trainer is a part time dentist in a village
>England's greatest enemy, a dentist
Never been more relieved to have a cuckold fetish.
>>69034929
10/10
Why did the English NT play with more heart and determination against us in a meaningless friendly than against Iceland in a Euro knockout game?
I mean, there were only 3 (three) fuckin yellow cards in the game and 2 (two) of them were for Iceland. HOW????
>>69033664
>Norway
>not even in the tournament
/thread
>>69034990
>not even in the tournament
Just like you.
>>69034990
>England
>Unironically losing to Iceland
>>69035025
Bulgaria, truly our greatest ally.
>>69033664
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DReai4ORYaY
just stop
pls
i can't take this anymore
>>69034229
Can't stop laffin at this so it's cheering me up about yesterday immensely
Roy finally did something right
>>69035056
ohhhh, poor you :(
>>69035055
>never Wake me up from this dream
>you can go home , you can leave europe , you can go where you want , we are never coming home !
i fucking love this guy
>>69033664
>A d-dentist
>>69035055
WE ARE NEVER GOING HOME LEL
>>69035055
What a faggot.
>>69035169
found the salty anglo who betted all his pounds on an england win
Last few days have been interesting i gotta say
thx engerland
JUST
>>69034575
He has been such a great captain showing the way to his teamates. Without his talent the Euro won't be the same.
Can't believe we actually and unironically got part time dentisted
>Start Spurs, Liverpool, United, Arsenal and City players
>Be confused when you lose
Its like Roy didn't even watch the 2015/16 season at all.
>>69034929
top kek
>>69035185
>loses his pounds to brexit
>loses his pounds to iceland
>England's greatest enemy, a dentist
nice
We always get the results we deserve.
We are a shitty, narrow minded, unimaginative country.
Any genuinely skillful players we produce are anomalies.
Graham Taylor was the perfect England manager - he and his team were enthusiastic and tried hard, but were ultimately clueless and useless.
We invented the game and then closed our eyes and ears while the rest of the world said "Hey, this is a great game, let's see how far we can take it".
The Premier League is two thirds foreign players because we just don't have enough decent players. In fact we don't even have enough mediocre players. Clubs are filling their academies with overseas youngsters because our kids are just dickheads, whereas kids from other countries at least grew up in a culture where skill and creativity are part of the culture instead of hard work and bluster.
I wish the laughter hurt.
I wish these threads were a painful read.
But I can only shrug.
Well I don't find this very funny at all.
>>69035379
>a post this long and thought-out
>shrug
sure, m9
>>69034575
And Rooney is still England's best player.
Embarrassing Country
>>69035408
>funny to engkeks
you guys watch shit comedies like monty python, so your opinion on humour is invalid
1 WEEK, 2 BREXIT
>>69035438
Im glad england are out. it gives me time to concentrate on shitting up the wimbledon and tour de france threads
fuck you
>>69035415
Oh, sorry Mr Americunt. Should I have done it in soundbites, to better suit your short attention span?
>>69034690
Splendid.
AHAHAHA IMAGINE BEING AN INGERSHIT
So how many times has England lost to part time professionals?
>>69034167
>England(>we) were never going to get far compared to the other teams and drawing vs SLO and RUS showed that
Yep. Meanwhile Germany wrecked Slovakia and broke them down. Wales wrecked Russia.
England have no tactical nous. In fact, they lack most things: keeper, defence, attack, width, urgency, the ability to cross, being able to shoot on target.
>>69035487
>short attention span
>watches a """sport""" with """constant action"""
HAHAHAHAH
WALES GOT FURTHER :)
>>69034210
Not sure I understand the point about the Empire at the beginning of that video.
Guess banning knives turned out to be pretty useful after all
friendly reminder that THIS MAN is responsible for our exit
>>69035534
Did you get lost on the way to the handegg thread?
>>69035358
>>69033664
BLOOD EAGLED
L
O
O
D
E
A
G
L
E
D
>>69035623
>h...h... handegg
>>69035055
>Famous Reaction
cart before the horse there.
should have just called it icelandic man turns into a woman before your very eyes.
EXPLAIN THIS!
>>69035614
Hope the fucker gets dandruff
>>69035684
He literally went JUST
>>69035712
Poor lad didn't go bald once in his life but twice.
Holy fuck, this vid.
https://twitter.com/Hoopsterdell/status/747544851571412992/video/1
english media makes nice headlines
>>69034357
Every time they tried to tie the game, they fuck it up, like the clumsy Brits as they are.
>>69035684
quick Rogain touch up lad
Gareth does it too.
>>69035731
You don't go bald more than once. If you go bald and get a transplant, your transplant is still gonna fall out eventually too because of DHT. You have to get on blockers otherwise.
>>69035684
JUST
>>69035747
Wales here, don't lump us with England :) On paper we aren't as good but we try
textbook fox and grapes
even the Englel damage control is boring
>>69033664
>>69034892
lest we forget
http://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/69017558/#69017558
>>69035764
That is one ugly kid. Worthy of Sir Rooney.
>>69035733
An that is why Mclaren will always be a shit manager. He refuses criticism and makes himself believe things are fine as long as we don't concede
>>69035733
vid is priceless just for his shitty opinion on how England could win, then they score
>>69035764
>free beer at iceland
MEGA KEK
>>69035764
To think PC cucks are saying that front cover is so cruel because it's Rooneys kid. Almost like if you are in the public eye this shit happens
>>69035379
>The Premier League is two thirds foreign players
STILL BLAMING THE FOREIGNERS!!!
AHAHAHAHAHAHA
HE BLAMES HIS FOREIGNERS
ON A
ON A
ON A NATIONAL TEAM
HE'S BLAMING THE FOREIGNERS
YOU CAN'T MAKE THIS SHIT UP, BELIEVE ME, I WISH I COULD
>ENGLEL'S FOOTBALL KNOWLEDGE
TOP
FUCKING
DISGRACE
REMOVE YOURSELVES FROM THE UEFA
REMOVE YOURSELVES FROM THE GENE POOL
REMOVE SAXON
>>69035775
>She was accidentaly born british?
Holy shit the banter.
>>69033664
>Laughing at England: Day 2
>>69035614
A PART TIME TARANTINO
>>69035822
my friend, did you actually check the post number of the post you quoted?
>>69034690
>implying England won't be shit at football anymore than I'm 80
3/10, 2 points for effort.
>>69035780
Roo drilled Colleen hard, his children took the bulk of his genes.
>>69035806
m8, the Sun is shit. Like /pol/ it's purely for satire.
>>69035820
LETS BLAME TOTTENHAM FOR BEING A CHOKER TEAM, NEXT TIMW LETS PICK PLAYER FROM OUR NON CHOKING TEAMS WITH AMAZING ENGLISH TALENT.
>>69035563
It's to compare how '''''great''''' they were, to what they are now
>>69035853
RARE
A
R
E
>>69035820
It is problem when even bottom of the table PL clubs would rather drop 10M € on some foreigner rather than promote some domestic youth.
But that still doesn't explain how England can be so fucking shit so consistently every 2 years.
>>69034204
tbqh I stopped caring the moment they tied with Russia.
I was hoping to go out against France with some dignity. Not gonna lie I expected them to beat Iceland even after they conceded the second goal since they were making chances still in that first half.
During the second half though I was fully hoping for a 4 - 1 annihilation.
As an Englishman, I'm pretty glad I don't have to watch us play anymore. Now I can root for based Wales.
>Rooney is a CM
>Hart, Rose, Dier, Alli (tactically clueless), Sturridge all are above average
So how did Italy which have worse players in every position did so much better than England?
>>69035974
Cunt.
Can't wait to see the Welsh players crying after they lose to Lelgium.
>>69035984
Good manager, and the players actually wanted to win.
>>69035984
>worse players in every position
No.
Especially in defence, they're streets ahead.
Italy are playing above their ability because tactically they're the best in the world.
>>69035820
Blaming foreigners?
You. Thick. Cunt.
I clearly stated that the foreigners are there because our players are shit. I wasn't blaming the the foreigners. I said they are filling the gaps left by our shitness.
What part of Wales are you from?
>>69036042
>damage control
>>69036063
No.
Read it again you thick cunt.
>>69035055
God bless this man
>>69035984
How did Iceland which have worse players than England and Italy in every position do so well? Solid game plan and good tactics. Playing to their strenghts.
>>69036087
here's something to help you cope mate
you still have your NHS, right? I mean thankfully it hasn't gone to vote right?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>69033664
>>69035142
Yeah, Baby!
Wanna shag now or shag later?
England learned about the chin.
>>69035427
RARE
A
R
E
>>69033664
>>69036247
why only one player from leicester? didnt they just win the soccer bowl?
>>69034690
underrated
>>69033664
>>69036800
England managers can't drop the overpaid players, because even though the media whinge about it they would ruthlessly hammer any manager who did - maybe the media have a relationship with the marketing men at the FA. Big club players are untouchable. Takes ages for any other player to get picked.
>>69035853
rare flag
Brexit?
>>69033664
DENTIST
E
N
T
I
S
T
>>69033664
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OQF8x-SCCco
Your broxits.
>>69037669
I thought they’d won the Euros the way they celebrated at the end. It was unbelievable... this in my opinion shows a small mentality and they are not going to do anything in the competition.
>englel
>argenshitters
thank you for making our fail insignificant
>>69038032
kek
>>69038032
Argentina, too, would celebrate like that whenever Brazil got eliminated, and vice versa. You would call that a small team mentality?
>>69038331
http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/36652412
>I had Beyonce tickets this week
Maybe he can sell them to Rooney.
>>69038381
No, they wouldn't.
>>69037669
if it's true it's brutal
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAGAGAGAHAHAHAHAHAGAHAGAHWGTSYSGSHSHSHSHEJXJDHS
>ENGLEL
>>69037669
I'm sure all those players in Wales' squad born and raised in England with their English accents are really happy.
>>69033664
Pure gold
>>69037669
top keks
englel BTFO again
>>69035976
jesus christ that guy looks so much like me
>>69035984
>barzagli,bonucci,chiellini, buffon are worse than generic english lads
wew
>>69038430
where in england?
i hear some people along the anglo-welsh border end up being born in the opposite country because it happens to be the nearest hospital.
or are these londoners and so on with a welsh granny?
>>69035748
Your country sounds like the name of a rock band from the 60's.
That's pretty cool man.
>>69035841
> Edgy cunts, the family
>>69036247
That's why you guys never improve, not a single time you're able to have an objective mind about your NT.
Before the start of the Euro you were full lions pride, and unable / unwilling to see the weaknesses one could speak of.
Now that they have disapointed you, the only thing you see (I mean you as england as a whole) are their weaknesses, rating them all 0 just because of your butthurt.
This isn't building any kind of trust between fans and their NT, and why would they be willing to "fight like lions" for a bunch of narrow minded fucks?
Support them for what they are, not what you fantasizes them to be, you'll be less disapointed, and less surprised too.. Same goes for us.
>>69033664
HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAH
this 1-2 defeat is englel's 9/11 but without the funny parts
get fucked you inbred cunts
>>69039926
shut up moor
>>69033664
PART
>>69035758
>>69035684
His transplant is still there at the front. It's the rest that's leaving now.
Should have just shaved it.
>all these anglos on this board pretending to be welsh or scottish now
>>69035820
pls pay debts
>>69039965
bwahahahaha ahmed this is great
I bet you thought your shit team had a chance lel
>>69034428
thank you based bloodzeed
>Part time dentist
>Plumbers
I have to say I will never think about England the same again
>>69035435
The Importance of Being Earnest by Oscar Wilde is one of the funniest things ever.
Lady Bracknell's rant about the fashionable side of the street brings me to tears.
>>69035435
> monty python
> shit
I can't believe I have to share a country with this faggot.
>>69035820
You're fucking stupid man, he's saying Britons are mediocre and useless nowadays, which is why the premier league is mostly foreigners now. For a nation that invented the game, their native peoples have dropped into mediocrity regarding it.
Better pay your debts.
>>69034276
And in 2 years they'll be back again. Being fully delusional and insufferable like always, having learned nothing.
>>69038430
I think they are happy they made it farther than England.
>>69035820
Kek
>englel
England is such a shithole in all aspects
>>69041082
>all aspects
Yeah try again. Theres more to life than just footy
>>69041100
That's why he said "in all aspects", ya tard.
>>69041100
yeah, and England is shit in all of those things
>>69035841
How dare he spread his genes
>>69035913
>>69035379
>Harry Kane touted as the new English GOAT
>being a star for a title contending team in the EPL
>does jack shit at the Euros
>>69041100
>>69041100
>all aspects
Please, tell me what's better in the UK than here
>>69035025
Gotta love Bulgarians.
guise
GUISE
I FORGOT TO POST THIS IN THE LAST ENGLAND VS X THREAD
COULD YOU PLEASE VOTE NOW
THANK YOU
http://www.strawpoll.me/10498525
http://www.strawpoll.me/10498525
http://www.strawpoll.me/10498525
http://www.strawpoll.me/10498525
http://www.strawpoll.me/10498525
>Kane free kicks
>>69041338
the state of enslavement to the EU for one
I never masturbated so hard in my life after seeing Joe Hart's limp-wristed effort to stop that second Iceland goal.
Stroke it, Joe. Stroke it sofly.
>>69041605
>no arguments other than /pol/ meme shit
Expected no less
>>69035758
transplanted hair are not sensitive to that. there is a reason they are taken from the back of the head.
>>69040229
hes probably a sandnigger with shit taste like all sandniggers
>>69033664
Not a part time dentist hes a part time manger
>>69041605
Delusion still going at full speed I see.
Even if the Bongs get the best possible deal they could hope for they will still be paying money to the EU and complying with EU regulations, only now they will have no voting or veto power. Just like Norway and Switzerland.
>>69041562
It is still coming home!
Can someone explain to an ignorant American why the U.K. has three soccer teams instead of one?
>>69041792
Uk simple think for a second
UKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
SCOOOOOOOOOOOOOTTTTTTTTTTLAAAAAAAAAAAAND NIR
AND WALES NIGGER
>>69041824
And of course england
hahahhahhahhAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHH
Got a feeling there will be a Terrorist attack later on in this Tournament bringing the attention away from us
I have a theory
>Brazil
>7-1
>Dilma gets Reelected
>neverending political and economical crisis
>England
>2-1 to fucking Iceland
>Brexit
>????
>>69035623
Maybe you guys should try handegg.
You certainly couldn't get any more shit at the sport you """""invented""""".
>>69041933
>brexit
>bad
>peru
>not worse than Iceland
>you
>7-1
>>69042002
Brazil got 7-1'd by the team that went on to easily win the World Cup.
You lost to a fucking dentist leading a team of Bjorks.
just as Germany will always fall to italy, so shall >English goalkeeping always doom the 3 lions
> pic related.
>>69042002
Peru is much better than the neighbourhood of Iceland tbqh
>>69042042
Brazil lost to Peru, Ameridonald.
Iceland are currently better than Peru, regardless of how many memes you peddle about them being part time when they're all professional and unbeaten in 4 games this Euro.
>>69042102
>Ameridonald
I'm embarrassed for you. Just accept it -- this is a meltdown equal, if not worse, than Brazil's 7-1.
We really need scot and wales flags for /sp/.
>a fucking dentist
>>69042252
And Northern Ireland too.
Unless they're going to rejoin the rest of Ireland, of course.
>>69035810
kèk
>>69041755
The country with the most expensive league on Earth, beaten by a team of literal casuals.
>>69042002
how does it feels to never see your team win anything
>>69042597
not anymore it won't with the pound going into the shitter.
hehe
JAJAJAJAJAJAJAJJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAAJJAJAJAJAJAJJAJAJAJAJJAJAJAJA
HOLY SHEIT NIGGA LIKE MOST COMPETITIVE LEAGUE LIKE NIGGA JUST SCORE LIKE HAJAJKAJAJJAJAJAJAJAJAJHA
BRITBONGS BTFO
Is this on par with the Huelocaust?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TC7lyUjduHk
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
feelsgoodman
teehee we were pretty bad last night tbf
>>69042925
> Europe mainland good
I'm sure it felt good in 1939 Krzysztof
> the city of Woy
>>69035435
You probably think Family Guy is funny.
>THE
>>69042954
Ur gay.
>>69036247
>Marcus Rashford - 0
He's 18 and played well in 4 minutes he had. Times confirmed for big bullies. If I start a petition to end publication of the Times who will sign?
>>69041605
But Germany and France are the ones doing the enslavement.
Will people STOP FUCKING INSULTIG Iceland!!! Most of you retards don't even fucking realise you are doing it.
Iceland have worked dam fucking hard, to get where they are, coaching, facilities , that teams have worked together since youth.
England have been getting ass blasted on sp the last day, but what you fags don't realise is the correlation between how much you troll a team and how good and bad the teams in question are.
We laugh at good teams getting beaten by shit ones. The better and shitter the more the lels.
From the amount england are getting destroyed, you are basically saying either one or both of these two:
>England are one of the beat teams on the planet.
>Iceland are really really shit.
I'm not asking for England bully to stop, I'm asking to RESPECT BASED ICELAND. They have worked so hard and have a solid team and all the fans are seeing is HAHAHA part time dentist and plumbers ...lost to a volcano.
These guys are based players, they have worked hard and if you didn't just start watching football this summer, realise the have beaten Holland twice, Czech Republic, turkey etc and nearly got world cup.
Respect ICELAND YOU FAGGOTS
We would probably get 7-0d against Iceland tho
But I want to see this team against Chile
>>69043320
Germany leads
We follow them so they don't turn against us
>>69043363
Shut up you moaning paddy arsehole.
just to be clear, soccer was invented by some italians guys, englel only stoled the idea like an ancient steve jobs
>>69035733
Doubt the fat lass is gonna be impressed with this.
>>69043473
You don't need to be a genius to come up with kicking a ball.
>>69034690
nice
Post face when, france lose 8 -1 to Iceland in the qf in thier national stadium.
Post your mfw Brazils tortured souls are freed and football recommences on the copa cobana
>>69043473
For a moment I thought you'd be saying that China invented it.
>>69035435
>humour
nice proxy Nigel
>>69043363
Literally shut up
>>69043568
So you're saying China invented it, and are beyond shit at it.
At least england have produced a massive world renowned league, and a qualification NT
>China
>>69035733
AHAHAHHAHAHAHA
Can someone tell me why England think they are a "big team" when the last thing they did of note was qualify for the semi final in World cup 1990?
>>69034690
That is really well written. I am laughing my ass off.
>>69043727
Euro 1996 semi final too
>>69033664
>>69034690
fuck you Im laughting my ass off in class
>>69043727
But the players are clearly decent individually, put together they're expected to play much better. Some of them are very good (Vardy is the best EPL striker (even if he didn't score the most), Drinkwater is second best EPL midfielder after Kante and there are some others. Unfortunatelly, there are also lots of dead weight players who are carried by their star status but are not actually useful.
>>69034831
underrated
England simply colonized the wrong places. France and Belgium were thinking ahead.
>>69043727
To be fair, they had solid qualifiers and it actually looked like they started playing modern football now. And I really thought the team showed a "this is our year" thinking, which is required to win a tournament.
>>69043727
I think the only reason anybody had any slight hope heading into the Euros was the game against Germany, because England for once actually seemed to have a gameplan, pressed well, and moved the ball at something other than a glacial pace that night. It looked like they may have actually progressed slightly. In reality that had all been removed by the time the tournament actually kicked off though.
>>69034545
>just sack the whole squad and start over
Could this actually be done?
>>69034690
Top Post!
>>69034690
pls stop
>>69035764
>FREE BEER AT ICELAND
Holy fuck kek
>>69042059
Fucking /pol/, m8.
