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>>69029808
It's like 2012 all over again.
>Germany were heavy favourites to win against Italy
>don't
It's telling that Italy's competitive wins over Germany have all been Italy scoring first. Germany will want to avoid that, but can they?
With that said, this is their first ever quarter-final clash, so things MIGHT turn out a bit differently this time.
>>69029607
Since Bud Spencer and Terence Hill were so popular in both Italy and Germany, I want a minute of silence before the match to honor his memory ;_;
No balotelli no party
all bad series break once
hope italy forgets how to play well for their next match
stop being a Pussy. If we could win 2 finals to Argentina in a row after a century, you can get rid of the pizza threat once and for all. I have faith in you :3
> Oh mein Got
>>69032626
This
>>69032626
I can't even muster any banter.
This death hurts too much.
>>69032626
F :(
Italy and Germany are bros. Stop whining, OP! We will see an awesome match and I already know that I will root for the winner in the semis - even if it's not us.
>>69032626
c-come with me and drive in my buggy
DA DA-DA DAAA
;_;
>>69032626
BOM BO BO BOM BO BO BOM BO BO BOM...
La... la... la... *cries*
IT'S NOT FUCKING FAIR
>>69032626
>>69032988
;_;
>>69032626
would be great
>Germany playing the most convincing football ikn the tournament
>Waaaaa, I don't wanna lose to Italy ;_;
Grow a pair, and pee standing up, you barbarians
>>69033144
Understandable considering that last time Italy broke their 15 match winning streak.
>>69032626
Man FUCK 2016.
>>69033017
>>69032988
>>69032829
>>69032626
Bud Spencer movie right now on Rai 3
>>69032626
THE FUCK
HE'S DEAD? NEIN, FUCK
>>69032626
;_;7
>>69032626
Piedone >Van-Damme
F
>>69033452
Thanks, but they are (were) both great in their own way.
>>69032626
Truly the G.O.A.T ,I will miss him so much...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VbAjRsSDay8
>>69032626
oh noes
>>69032626
A German National Treasure.
F ;_;
FASCISM CUP 2016
>>69032626
>Since Bud Spencer and Terence Hill were so popular
Damn you, I'm still alive
>>69033788
I didn't say that, it was only for context, since you can't say Bud Spencer without saying Terence Hill
>>69033828
>since you can't say Bud Spencer without saying Terence Hill
This
So excited for the match!
>>69032784
>mausers and stahlhelms.
TRIGGERED
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_N0dDjS2gtQ
>tfw the curse will finally be broken
I just see no way we can win this time, ther team improved since 2012 and ours didnt. Low isnt a retard like Del Bosco or Willmots too. Germany is just too good and we''l be tired from Spain while the destroyed Hamsik fc jogging
don't worry germans anons, this time you will beat us
;_;
THIS IS NOW A BUD SPENCER THREAD
We're going to lose guys, no way we can win this
Guys i'm scared, i dont wnat the curse to end but they are just too strong this time
>>69034605
trust the meme magic
>>69034638
You Italians better win this cup for him.
>>69034723
but how we can win the cup if you guys are going to defeat us saturday?
>>69034693
>>69034698
people said the same in 2012 and we all know how this story ended.
When was the last time Germany beat Italy in a tournament ?
>>69034723
we all hope so
>>69029808
Those are some tasty odds on Italy
Might be worth a €100 bet
>>69034753
Never ;_;
>>69034753
DELET!
>>69034752
Italy's meme magic comes from superstition anon
>>69032764
They forgot how to play well this whole tournament.
>>69034779
Is that for cocobello ?
>>69034767
>>69034770
cmon guys, you beat us ar march, whit your strong team, there is now way to us to win this time
>>69034753
1939-1945 we won more in comparison.
>>69029607
Coward.
I for one just want to see the match. Our NT is already WC, which means the title would be nice, but doesn't mean that much anyway. But this game is promising to be the best one of the tournament, and seeing how intense those meetings were in the past, I'm really looking forward to it.
The Mannschaft might lose. They might not, but seeing the the best match in 2 years is its own reward. So stop being a pussy and start having fun.
>>69034698
Cause we are gonna be
Forever, you and me
You will
always keep it flying high in the sky
of love
>>69034605
My only hope is Buffon singing the national anthem so loudly that it scares the germans players for the rest of the match
I hope Germany loses.
>>69034820
SIAM PRONTI ALLA MORTE
DAJE AI CRUCCHI, DAJE
>>69034779
ssssh dont tell the enemies
>>69034822
I hope yer mum loses
LAMO
>>69034822
Still salty, eh?
>>69034822
Me too, I want Poland to have the easiest possible final since I bet on them.
>>69034839
>>69034838
It's not becouse we hate you team or smth.
You just won in Brazil so it's time for someone else
We lost 4-0 last time, i will be happy if we wont be embarassed
>>69034605
>Low isnt a retard
that can be argued. he actively picks and eats his boogers while full well knowing he's on international TV
wait
Is Germany afraid of Italy?
You are Germany, you fucking pussies!
I don't know or care whether or not our team wins or loses. I just want to see the best football match in ages and this could be it. I love how smartly Italy played the first matches (and let's just prentend Ireland didn't happen) and how well adjusted their team is. They could really give our team a run for their money. I'm expecting a close game with good chances on both sides.
>>69034895
It's because they're Germany, that's why they're afraid. Most other teams wouldn't be.
>>69034864
Mario pls, Italy always performs in tournaments. After the game from yesterday, you are favourites to win the EURO.
>>69034903
Ireland was smartly played as well
>>69034860
I'm down with that. I could perfectly see myself cheering for Belgium or even Iceland (which would be masterful trolling), but this is the single most important game for our NT this tournament. No game after (even against France or a potential final) can compare to its importance.
>>69034935
Y-you too
>>69034864
It was 4-1 and you played with a completely different team.
>>69034894
well not a retardad for what pertains to football
Jogi Löw is a fucking mastermind. Like an inverted Hodgson.
>>69035000
Trips don't lie
>>69034935
>>69034982
>>69035000
please stop cheering for us, everyone know you are going to win this time
>>69034987
His tactical bungle in 2012 against Italy was the reason why Germany lost.
>>69033017
I so fucking love those movies. I even have a full Bud-Spencer-DVD-collection and a Bud-Spencer-and-Terence-Hill-Blu-Ray-Box.
Requiescat in pace
>>69035043
Your anti-jynx wont work this time, Federico.
i'm scared shitless
i don't want the curse to end ;_;
if only Spain wasn't so shit
>>69035098
fuck
me too
REEEEE I DON'T WANT TO LOSE 7-1 TO GERMANS REEEEEEEEEE
this is gonna be the best match in the whole tournament, sadly mario isnt playing but i hope theyll let el shaarawy play against germany
>>69035078
i know, we can't beat you this time, it is literally impossible
>>69035098
>>69035140
its ok guys, we are gonna lose with one of the best team on the cup
At everyone thinking it will be an amazing match. It won't. Italy will park the bus and have good chances countering. Then they will get a goal at around 45 min and park the bus even more. That's what they always did, even when we had a shitty team and that tactic still works perfectly against our current team.
There's just no way that they are throwing it.
But I care more about England losing than Germany winning anyway and they lost against Iceland, so I'm good.
>>69034785
>>69032626
That's just heart breaking
>>69034753
HEHEHE
>>69032626
Oh shit... F ;_;7
>keep saying the Italians will beat them as a way of trying to jinx the curse
Well played, Germans, I like it
>>69034935
>you are favourites to win the EURO.
not really, you and France are clearly better we overperfomed in a couple of games and people are overhyping us too much
lets face it spain played like trash i dont think germany will be easy theyre a rock solid team
>>69035048
He got better since then, Germany dominated everyone
>>69035240
except we grew up to learn that any tournament is over as soon we meet Italy.
>Italians keep assuring Germans that their team is too strong this year to follow the curse, as a means of double-jinxing the curse
The plot thickens
>>69035262
this, they looked like they didnt even care, this is agolden chance for Germany and no ammount of meme courses will stop them. It was fun till it lasted
Germany has got literally everything to lose, they're gonna start some heavy mindgames very soon, but this time isn't even like 2012 because our NT is actually pretty fucking bad.
What Conte did was literally what Allegri did with Juve this season: having a shit-tier midfield he had no choice but to let the veterans in the back rebuild morale and play it safe, then keep the team low with a DM (Allegri had Marchisio, Conte has got De Rossi) rather than a playmaker, and countering with le speedy talent (Allegri = Dybala, Conte = Eder) starting all the way from the midfield, rushing to the attack zone with the ball while opening spaces for a regular ass first striker (Morata, Mandzukic, Pellè)
That's why he's not risking Insigne or El Sciaraui, because they're merely attackers, good to deal finishing blows but nowhere as versatile as wingbacks (Conte loved his Lichtsteiner).
>>69035262
I'll tell you something I haven't said in a while here:
Spain has quite often got fucking miserable strikers, and they paid the price. I don't know what was Del Bosco expecting when he played Morata against the people that made him. It's like when Barcelona lost quite a bit UCL chances when they played Messi with Pedro or Villa, both two overrated succhiacazzi.
>>69035292
>From Nazi Youth to Cuck Youth
Who knows man, perhaps your team has enough structure this time around to break through Italy's brick wall defense.
Or maybe the curse is real....
>>69034895
We've never beat Italy at a major tournament.
Ever.
In the fucking dozens of times we meet over the decades, not once.
>>69034605
>we''l be tired from Spain while the destroyed Hamsik fc jogging
I thought the same 4 years ago when you guys had just gone through 120 minutes + penalties to beat England in the QFs while they easily wrecked Grease and look what happened.
>>69035327
How would Italy use a Messi?
>>69035098
Don't be. I mean it's entirely possible that you lose. It's even more likely than not, but still you should look forward to watching one of the greatest rivalries in international football. Also this one is the most likely our team will lose.
>>69035157
This
Germany have a chance if they surprise Italy tactically. Play defensively and surprise Italy and give them the ball so they have to make the game.
>>69035389
We never met dozens of times, just 8, and Italy won 4 games while there were 4 draws. It's pretty bad but not like Italy wins every game against Germany 5-0.
>Players walk on field
>German anthem
>Nervous "singing" along
>Ozil
>Italian anthem
>FRATELLI ITALIAAA
>Germans spill their spaghetti
>0:2
>the end
>Italia looses to some meme later
>>69035788
>Play defensively
kek 90 120 minutes of the ball just lieing in the middle of the pitch
>>69036054
>italians not digging in when they have pasta in front of them
>>69032626
literally who
>>69035410
like we use Insigne: we don't
>>69036054
>Italy wins
>>"Wow, what a surprise, it was obvious, germans have le ebin curse meme"
>>We celebrate, everyone moves on in some hours
>Germany wins
>>"CURSE ENDED SHITALY EXPOSED LE MEME TEAM IS OVER WILL THEY EVER RECOVER MUH DUMBLEDORE MEME MUH MANSCHAFT MUH REICH"
>>7 days of bullying and shitpost on /sp/
You crauts must be so comfy having nothing on the line, for us it's so frustrating every time
>>69036251
feels good man
Can't wait for Löw to come up with some meme formation and change his tactics again for no reason against a bigger team.
>>69034822
dito.
>>69032784
> winning on penalties
> claiming a victory during those games
You have never won against them. You could not even score, at least, once in those two finals.
>>69036251
the curse must be broken so that we will finally be at peace
>>69035327
>both two overrated succhiacazzi
kek
Good luck for the semis Germany :^)
It's better to lose against Italy than another team, everyone will deal with it and forget about it in a week because deep inside it's expected.
>>69036386
this
I can't bear this weight anymore
GERMANY PLS WIN
>>69036297
I pray to god that it won't be a "Local Fotze ruins everything" episode. I hate that fat dwarf.
>>69032626
F ;_;
>>69036251
this, we have all the pressure, and we know the team cant deal with it
Let's just hope Der Spiegel does another inflammatory piece against us, that always does the trick.
My fear is that we play as Juve, and Juve got already exposed by a German team.
>>69037101
Bild has already done it
>>69033690
>>69036251
Wait a second.
You can simply fall back on the fact that this year's team is actually shit... which you know is true.
The pressure is all on Germany. Sure, they're the current world champs. The problem is, if they lose Saturday, the whole world will say the only reason Germany won in Brazil is because they didn't play Italy.
>>69036226
i hope you die alone
>>69037045
>>69036251
aaawwwh, it must be so tough never actually losing. Buuuh-fucking-huu
>>69032626
F
>>69037101
>Spiegel
>>69037166
>Bild
Is everybody in this thread just saying
>"boohoo, >we will lose :("?
Goddamn, this will be the best match of the tournament and I'm excited to see it!
Your Jewish mind tricks won't work, Mario and Luigi, we will beat you this time
>>69037464
>we will beat you this time
i know that's what i was saying, you got it in the bag
>>69037234
>You can simply fall back on the fact that this year's team is actually shit
Not necessarily. A broken curse can mean a lot.
>>69037391
The pressure on someone expected to win at this level is a lot bigger than you think, and this time said pressure isn't on Germany.
>>69037545
we won the psychological warfare, it was exhausting!
I just put 80€ on Italy
dont you dare gamble with my Neetbux Spaghettis
>>69037234
>this year's team is actually shit... which you know is true.
>this year's team is actually shit... which you know is true.
>this year's team is actually shit... which you know is true.
>this year's team is actually shit... which you know is true.
Lads I suddenly got this feeling that it'll be a draw after 90 minutes. Cheeky fiver?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uzihn2msbKg
Pirlo… GOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAALLLLLLL! GOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAALLLLLLL! GOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAALLLLLLL! GROSSO! GROSSO! GOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAALLLLLLL! GOAL DI GROSSO! GOAL DI GROSSO! GOAL DI GROSSO!
>>69037675
it's actually the worst Italian team the majority of Italians can remember
I envy you Germans and Italians still living in Europe where you can have friendly banter. I live in a town full of Guido 3rd Gen """""Italian""""" diaspora who act like massive faggots every euro/WC year
well at least we'd lose against italy who played strong as fuck so far. by worlds better than losing against a brotherhood of dentists
>>69037917
>Guido 3rd Gen """""Italian""""" diaspora who act like massive faggots every euro/WC year
it's the same in Germany
>>69032829
>>69032881
>>69032911
>>69032973
>>69032988
>>69033017
>>69033104
>>69033216
>>69033383
>>69033399
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>>69033452
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>>69033788 >>69035209 >>69035236 >>69036992 >>69037896
getting all these (You)s for based Bud
Faith in mankind restored
btw I'd really like a minute of silence for him before the match, could it be possible to reach UEFA? Yeah I know they won't do anything anyway
>First world problems -- The thread
>>69034806
>The Mannschaft
TRIGGERED HARD
>>69036054
>Ozil
Goddamn him and Boateng drive me nuts not singing the anthem. Credit to Khedira for actually having some respect.
we're fine lads
>>69037878
I always gets goosebumps when I hear this commentary. Fucking amazing.
Andiamo a Berlino Beppe!
>>69029607
It's afraidi
>>69038119
Boateng sings the anthem (he moves his lips at least)
>>69036054
Your meetings with Argentina and Brazil should have taught you that being cold emotionless robots beats muh heart
>>69036226
fucking anglos
>>69037878
THIS KILLS THE GERMANY
We will win, italy's current team is just too old they can't keep up.
> b-but spain...
Yeah Spain has always been overrated
>know nothing about soccer
>keep hearing germany cant beat italy in competitions
>check last time germany lost to italy (since they won the world cup i was confused)
>see this
explain yourselves.
>>69037878
SIAMO SOPRA E MANCA UN MINUTO
SIAMO SOPRA E MANCA UN MINUTO
>>69039622
That game was goat. So many salty germans.
>>69038016
we could bribe them
>>69040095
GRANDE LUCIANO MOGGI
>>69037673
>betting on Italian football
>>69029607
>All italians raising germans hopes up just to watch them fall harder.
Every italian here knows they are gonna win, dont get fooled. Meme magic is real.
>>69032626
>tfw my grandpa looked really similar to Bud
>tfw really liked his acting and everything
>tfw grandpa dies
>tfw years later Bud dies
I wasn't ready
>no de rossi
>no de motta
easy win
>>69037134
>exposed
>had qualified
>frog international fucks up in stoppage time forcing extra time
>exposed
You must be a merda or a napolecano.
Gg germany you already won.
Why the fuck are both sides so fucking pessimistic?
Włochy - Niemcy 0:0 (Mundial 1962)
Włochy - Niemcy 4:3 (Mundial 1970)
Włochy - Niemcy 0:0 (Mundial 1978)
Włochy - Niemcy 3:1 (Mundial 1982)
Włochy - Niemcy 1:1 (EURO 1988)
Włochy - Niemcy 0:0 (EURO 1996)
Włochy - Niemcy 2:0 (Mundial 2006)
Włochy - Niemcy 2:1 (EURO 2012)
>>69032626
They should just play the Piedone theme before the match. Both fans and players can sing it together. Terrence Hill gets to do something, like punch Merkel in the neck or something.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YHpXjH0Qq8w
RIP the biggest guy
>>69040957
Germany has met the only team that shows no quit against them, so they'll have to earn their victory, and Italy has met the only top tier team that is actually legit and near to impossible to expose.
Guys, think about this for a moment. Every curse is bound to end someday, so this year might be the right year to beat us.
But.
If you beat us, /sp/ will lose a meme forever. Do you want /sp/ to lose a meme? Do you? Really?
Think abut this. Let us win.
>>69040957
Italy-Germany is kind of cyclical ritual. Italy has a meme to maintain, Germany, a meme of which get rid.
>>69040795
>no de rossi
He should play
>no de motta
thank god
Italy-Belgium final confirmed?
>>69041327
>impying Iceland wont meme all over everyone
>>69040971
>Wlochy
What the fuck Poland
>>69041297
>Italy wins
hurr durr troll curse, meme magic confirmed, incoming shitposting
>Germany wins
hurr durr curse broken, incoming shitposting
>>69041327
More like... France-Belgium
Although I hope for Iceland.
>>69041378
France will have to go to extra time to beat Iceland, and will get torn apart by whoever goes through Ita-Ger
>>69040971
Why are you calling the Italians what everyone called us for 1000 years...?
>>69041378
If Germany beats us they win the tournament, the energy unleashed by breaking the memejynx is so great that every other match will be 10-0.
>>69032626
You my friend have truely understood the relationship between our people ;_;
May the best Team win, and may we never forget the great times of fun and friendship this man has given us.
Viva Italia, Es lebe die Republik and may the citicens of the EU stand together as brothers and sisters always
>>69041468
Amen Brother.
>>69041580
You are ruining the thread's mood
Lelgium pls go
>>69041453
this
Most teams would be totally overwhelmed by this, but we are merciless football robots that run on others' tears
>>69041622
wew lads I didn't even make in time to post that he was already removed
I hope germany will avenge us.
Fuck pastas, sandniggers of Europe.
>>69040984
For you ;_;7
>>69032626
Before the match all the sadium should sing together the Multinationa Anthem. The Fireman Choir / Coro dei Pompieri
>>69042506
this
Ireland is out though
>>69042077
>attempting to set on fire a fireproof flag
Italian Immigrants ladies and gentleman
>>69032626
RAMSEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
