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>ENGLEL
America here. I don't know shit about soccer.
How much of an upset is it for Iceland to beat England? Can someone explain it to me in American football terms?
>>69011184
white people won
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>>69011389
Imagine if a team that got through the wild card in the NFL play offs somehow just won the NFC/AFC championship against the best team in the league
Which national team is in bigger crisis: Brazil, Argentina, England?
>>69011389
Browns winning there years in a row
>>69011389
College team beating Dallas Cowboys
>>69011389
Like if Stanford played the patriots.
>>69011389
a 500 million dollar team against a 50 million team
take a guess
>>69011389
App State beating Michigan in '07
>>69011389
It's like a shitty college team beating Notre Dame.
BEAUTIFUL. I'M CRYING RIGHT NOW.
>>69011184
haha yes. this is the moment i was hoping someone would cap
>>69011389
IMAGINE THE 76ERS WINNING THE CHAMPIONSHIP
THAT'S HOW BIG IT IS
>>69011659
It's more of a shock than that, there isn't an analog in American sports
Iceland were literally nobodies in footballing terms until recently
>>69011389
how about you fuck off instead?
Who /considering suicide / here
>>69011659
>best team in the league
>england
LOL NO
>>69011863
>50 million team
more like 5
>>69012065
OUT SHOOOOOO
That's the worst England game I've ever lived to see. I don't even want to participate in bants or shitpost, I'm just too sad.
SOMEBODY ONCE TOLD ME
THIS VICTORY AND BRIT HUMILIATION WAS BROUGHT TO YOU BY THE IRA
1-800-ICE-LND
BRITKEKS? SEMTEX
>>69012065
Do it, you are a disgrace to humanity
>>69011389
Do you know the total population of Iceland? 330k people.
Yeah...
Brexit did this.
>>69012065
>you
>>69011389
Imagine one team is managed by a man on $4 million a year and the other team is managed by a LITERAL OART TIME DENTIST as a hobby.
I'm not even joking.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>69012017
Tbh the gap between big teams and nobodies is closing the last few years.
>>69011184
wilshire did nothing wrong tbf
>>69011184
this was done on purpose to distract from the brexit
>>69011513
Anon, theres still British people in the tournament you tit
>tfw if we'd kept our shit together we'd be playing Iceland in the ultimate meme quarter final
>Highest paid manager in the Euro
How?
>>69011946
They spelled Iceland wrong there
ahahahahahahahaAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
THIS KILLS THE ENGLAND
>the announcer comparing Iceland winning to the Battle of Thermopylae
Bit of a stretch since Iceland is still alive
>>69011389
North Korea invades and takes over USA
>>69012065
You should probably pretend to be Scottish or Welsh for a while, at least on /sp/
>>69011389
>population of Iceland: 300k
>number of registered footballers in England: 8.2 million
Nuff said.
>we now have to ask "which one ?" when someone brings up brexit
>>69012104
Sigurdsson alone is 13 mil senpai
>>69011661
England just got their ass handed to them by a country with 300k denizens, 8% of the country were at the stadium. I'd say they're the #1 JUST country atm
This is literally the worst loss in a major tournament I've seen in my lifetime. This may very well be the worst loss in the history of Sport, in terms of quality of play between the two sides.
>Get COMPREHENSIVELY OUTPLAYED
>Look poor and deficient in every single area on the pitch tonight
>W I L S H E R E
>W I L S H E R E
>S T E R L I N G
>S T E R L I N G
> W O Y
>P O O N E Y
>P O O N E Y
>>69012743
US TV guy just said there are fewer registered players in Iceland than there are in the state of Rhode Island
TOP FUCKING KEK
>>69012698
And Persia had proper fighters. Less black people too.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>the entire icelel has less people on it than my city
>still enough to kick all yuro asses
>>69011389
Imagine a AAA team beating the starting Red Sox lineup in the playoffs
>>69011389
Pearl Harbour
>>69011946
I want to lick her armpits desu
>>69012065
>(tsu)
>>69012873
Nope, 7-1 is the crown jewel
>Kane
>Quality
>implying we wanted to win this
>implying 2018 isnt the goal
this was just tournament experience for our young team
>THE IMPOVERISHED MUDSLIME INFESTED SHANTY-TOWN OF ENGLAND
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA GET FUCKED
>>69011389
The NY Yankees winning the Superbowl
I'm aware they are a baseball team, but this Iceland NT has a GK who does film directing when not under contract
>>69012786
>mfw
WHAT THE FUCK
>>69012985
dude that could happen easily
think of a community college team beating Alabama in football
>>69011184
>be Woy
>play 4 strikers
>play Wayne Rooney
>play Wayne Rooney, in midfield
Real football teams do the opposite of these things.
>>69013246
That explains why Rashford only got 5 minutes, he deserved more tbqh
MultiKulti cunts 0
Proud Aryan master race 1
>>69011863
in that case is even worse for Englel don't you think?
>>69011754
More like the team that was just a high school JV team last tournament beat the Dallas Cowboys.
>>69011389
Imagine if the Icelandic national bowling team beat the Patriots in their prime at the superbowl.
It's a bunch of ragtag sandlot motherfuckers beating the prep kids.
>>69011389
Imagine the current 76'ers beating the Showtime Lakers, Bird Celtics, Bad Boy Pistons, Jordan's Bulls, Kobe & Shaq Lakers.
>>69013151
Nah, that was bad. But England just lost to a LITERAL WHO in terms of footballing history. Brazil didn't have Neymar or Thiago Silva and got crushed because David Luiz thinks he is a forward. England had their full First XI, no suspensions, and got comprehensively outplayed by fucking Iceland. Players making 75k/wk+ lost to players who play in poor leagues, outside of Glyfi.
>>69011389
Canada invading the US and winning.
>>69011890
>>69012497
Your analogy is complete shit, stop shilling and fuck off.
>MUH PREMIER LEAGUE
>MUH MONEY
>ROONEY AND KANE ARE WORLD CLASS
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
YOU'RE SHIT AND YOU KNOW YOU ARE
Die . Xxxx
>>69013151
>losing to the world champions is worse than losing to a team led by a dentist with a film director goalkeeper
go pay your denbts grease
>>69011890
You realize App St. was a dominant D2 program at the time right? 4 titles in 5 years at the time. It was only a "huge" upset because people overrated Michigan, like usual.
>>69012210
>>69012364
>>69012522
>>69012699
>>69013244
>>69013246
>>69013250
>>69013401
You wanted to leave Europe anyways...
>>69012065
I'm glad I'm a pessimist (realist?) and was mentally prepared.
>>69013637
>But England just lost to a LITERAL WHO in terms of footballing history.
We lost to Faeroe Islands TWICE. They have a population of 50,000 and all their footballers apart from 1-2 are hobbyists that hold a regular day job.
Anyone can be lucky in 90 minutes and win with 1 goal difference.On the other hand,
7-1 is once in a lifetime achievement
>>69012866
really? I thought they all had normal jobs
>>69011946
beautiful armpits
>>69014081
I voted remain, lad.
Dodgy attitudes towards democracy aside. I had the European dream through and through.
(probably because I support Arsenal)
>>69014195
>We lost to Faeroe Islands TWICE
Yeah, kinda embarassing for Faroe Islands to beat you so few times. What's your point.
>>69011513
>implying this isn't step 2 of Brexit
>>69014195
It literally just happened last week to Mexico you retard.
HURR Chile 7 - Mexico 0 is even worse because it was essentially a "home" match for Mexico.
Neither of those losses compare to what just happened tonight.
>>69014445
>What's your point.
That cheeky results can happen.
7-1 is almost unrepeatable
>>69014359
mate a few are in the prem
>>69014513
Are you getting Ulster back lad?
>>69011513
t. assmad Polski who can't fulfil his dream of claiming British benefits
>>69014643
>7-1 is almost unrepeatable
>when we just had a 7-0 a week ago
I will cry when we've beaten Island in the finale...
They seem so nice and joyful ;_;
>the barren land of Ingurland
>>69014445
>tfw you now have to choose between brazil and england to make fun of
>>69011389
18-1
>>69014643
see
>>69014641
>>69014968
You can't beat them in the final Hans
>>69014833
I think he saying a 7-1 in a BRAxGER in a WC is unrepeatable, not in other matches. Fuck, iirc Germany beat Saudi Arabia or some other middle east country by 8x0 in some world cup
>>69015099
>choosing to make fun of england
i thought people did that since 1970
lads it's England
Right /sp/, hit me with what you've got. This is far more humiliating than >1(one) point, but this loss is clearly just one point on an eternal downward spiral.
For one million pounds - how much lower can England sink?
>>69015329
m8 I'm being serious here
you need to go Charlie Hebdo on all your media, they are the cancer putting pressure on the team and making the entire nation feel like you're world beaters before every tournament
WAKE ME UP
>>69015329
>how much lower can England sink?
engerland teams in playoffs with gibraltar and san marino teams for a single spot in the champions league
>>69014833
It's suspicious at least.
Those scorelines indicate complete meltdown.
Anyway, anyone with elementary knowledge of how a football match works, knows that a 2-1 Iceland can happen again if those two sides play e.g. 20 matches.
A 7-1 wont
>>69012643
Ísland is Iceland in Icelandic
>>69015206
7-1 was the perfect storm of shit that created the atmosphere to let it happen.
>Neynar ded because of murderball
>Thiago Silva Suspended
>David Luiz playing with passion, but recklessly and created gaping holes for Germany to exploit
>Emotional team playing without Neymar, infront of their own fans, trying to please them
No one is saying 7-1 wasn't VERY VERY bad, but had Brazil had their first XI like England did today, it doesn't happen. Anyone who saw the match should be able to admit that.
>>69015497
English football is an entire mythology taught to English kids
it's practically the national religion
>>69015329
>how much lower can England sink
Michael Dawson, up front, getting hoofed at, trying to equalise against Lithuania in the World Cup.
>>69015329
Get some good lads with some good legs innit?
>>69011389
go to a random county pick 11 full time plumbers and have team beat a professional team
>>69015569
You do realize that 2-1 scoreline is misleading right? Iceland SHOULD have had 3 or 4 more. It was actually more surprising Iceland didn't get more to be quite honest.
>>69011389
Browns beating the seahawks in a semi's (dont know if possible route in NFL play-offs)
>>69015569
>Anyway, anyone with elementary knowledge of how a football match works, knows that a 2-1 Iceland can happen again if those two sides play e.g. 20 matches.
>A 7-1 wont
If the same teams played in the same conditions, you're right, it wouldn't be 7-1. It would be worse. Özil lost some goals on purpose near the end of the match. In some matches Oscar wouldn't score the "honor" goal. It would be an absolute embarassment the same way every single match just like >>69015649 said
Iceland kicking engerland ass out in their first euro participation ever, on the other hand, will never happen again.
>>69015540
False. Gibraltar will be invaded by Spain, all it's inhabitants will be slaughtered and it will be used as a military airbase. San Marino fair enough
>>69011389
As if a country with about 60 Mio. Inhabitants loses to a country with 330k
ISLAND ÄR UNIVERSUMS MIRAKEL
The referee was on Iceland side
>>69015329
not even qualifying for 2018 and a recession
>tfw benched Vardy
>Messi retires
>spain out
>England out
>ICELAND through
Probably the best day this year so far
>>69014702
Don't really want it that badly. The politics up there are autistic as fuck, and I don't want all their Unionist lads making us change our anthem and flag for the sake of "inclusivity".
Pic related is the rugby flag. It's shit.
This is the rugby anthem. It's shit.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ufcQe5D27s
Also most of the people up there are on benefits of some kind. The Brits are blowing a huge amount of money on those lazy cunts. We couldn't afford that.
>Harry Kane
I don't get it, thought this guy was supposed to be actually good? I don't watch spuds games but he looked worse than a hamstringed Heskey out there.
>You now remember Andy Carroll
Yes Iceland yes yes yes.
Good game! Viking powah.
>>69012364
It kinda shows you how soccer takes less skill and more luck than other sports.
This kind of thing would never happen in baseball, football, basketball, ice hockey, volleyball etc
>>69016362
>americans upset with parity on sports
someone grab this communist
>>69016362
It's exactly the reason it's more fun than those burgersports
>>69012259
KEK'D
>>69016586
I like sports that take skill not luck.
>>69016362
What about that one time an American ice hockey team made up of amateurs and college players beat the Russians in the Olympics?
>>69016593
It just shows that it isn't really a sport. It is more like playing poker. In a real sport, skill should always prevail.
>>69011389
Imagine
UK = USA
and
Iceland = Vietnam
>>69016669
>College Team beating the Phillies
>App St. Beating Michigan
>USA beating the USSR
>TWolves, Bucks beating the Warriors this season
Are you just retarded or what?
>>69017025
So Iceland is a toxic wasteland inhabited by mutants now?
>>69014444
Based Brit, respect to you, lad.
His manager just resigned
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>69011184
FUCKING ICELAND
>>69017188
Vulcanic ash does numbers on your body
>>69014444
Also... HOLY SHIT!!!!!!!
>>69016328
but they're already included on the flag
>>69016980
But today Iceland showed far more skill than England.
This wasn't just luck. England was shit today
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1oT--LvKSL8
>>69017236
Better to resign than be fired for your dignity.
Sterling is an absolute travesty, literally one of the worst professional footballers I've ever seen
>>69013537
>Imagine if the Icelandic national bowling team beat the Patriots in their prime at the superbowl.
I know nothing about handegg but this.
>>69012259
>more volcanoes than professional footballers
>>69017354
A country the size of a midsized American city should never be more skilled than the number one sport of a country of 53 million
>>69011389
Imagine being Lebron James and losing the Finals to your dentist.
>>69012632
He was payed in pounds, got trolled pretty hard there. This match is his revenge.
>>69017592
>Imagine being Lebron James and losing the Finals to your dentist.
kek
>>69017555
>midsized
>300,000
More like a really really small American county, the island of manhattan has 20 times the population.
>>69017592
>Imagine being Lebron James and losing the Finals to your dentist.
Except that would never happen because apehoop is a real sport that true alphas play.
Divegrass is the sport where manlets and women thrive.
>>69011389
vanderbilt beating the new england patriots
>>69017449
He just runs at people till they take the ball from him
>yesterday: Argies lose on penalites to Chile and it wasn't even that bad
>Messi, Aguero, Lavezzi, Di Maria, Banega, Biglia all quit, devastated
>today: Englel slaps itself in the face, losing to full-time plumbers
>Hodgson quits
>players ???
Who should be gone now?
>>69017761
>apehoop
are you a racist?
>>69012786
underrated
>>69017773
Pep is gonna permabench him if he doesn't improve drastically
>>69017761
Why are you such a moron?
>>69018008
>Who should be gone now?
We can get rid of the shitters but who replaces them?
I think England is just finished.
>>69018008
Kane, rooney, sterling, all 4 defenders and goalkeeper
>Kane is trending on twitter
how bad was he? i didn't catch most of the game.
>>69018194
>but who replaces them?
People who don't get paid hundreds of thousands of pounds a week to kick a ball around, and actually value playing for their country.
You can start with Rooney then Joe Hart right after.
>>69018247
Almost as bad as rppney
>>69018247
>Can't finish
>Can't complete a single pass
>Ineffective against Icelandic defenders
>Weak headers all night
>In charge of set pieces, always skies them to the stands
>Direct free kick where he smashes it 20 yards wide
Looked like a drunk plumber who'd just been given an opportunity to lead the line.
>tfw 18
>tfw too old to start playing football
>tfw even you feel like you could play better than some of the stuff you saw tonight
>>69017555
Well what can i say, they obviously are. They are coming from a long string of ties and wins against much bigger countries.
It just looks like the country is taking football more seriously than other countries.
And with football it isn't just about the skill, but also about how well you work together as a team.
No matter how you look at it today's win was not just luck
England's greatest enemy is shown to be a dentist. WEW
England's greatest enemy is a fucking dentist. WEW
I can't fuckin' breathe, lads - this is too funny!
>>69017348
It was the flag used in the Irish War of Independence, it was the flag the IRA draped over the coffins of their dead fighters.
I know it's supposed to represent peace between communities, but the Red Hand was also originally a symbol of Gaelic Ulster particularly Tyrone where the leader of the last Gaelic leader of Ulster, Hugh O'Neill was from. Now it's used by Unionists. Symbols take on different meanings over time. You're naive or deranged if you think our flag would be kept. It would be some shitty, over-complicated, design-by-committee flag
>>69016362
ain´t it beautiful?
>>69016362
greece were world champions in basketball
>>69016362
>This kind of thing would never happen in baseball, football, basketball, ice hockey, volleyball etc
Yeah cause American sports are easier to rig
Three lions on a shirt
Harry Kane still chocking
Fourty years of hurt
Better stop be dreaming
So many jokes, so many sneers
But all those "oh so near's"
Wear you down, through the years
And I still see that corner by Rooney
And when Joe Hart blocked, gently missing the ball
And nobody dancing
Three lions on a shirt
Harry Kane still chocking
Fourty years of hurt
Better stop be dreaming
(Iceland have done it! England is eliminated!)
(Joe Hart, what a mistake!)
(Good old England, England that couldn't play football)
(Rooney.. Oh dear)
I know that was then, but it could be again..
We're going home, we're going home, we're going home
England's going home
We're going home, we're going home, we're going home
England's going home *CHOCKING SOUNDS CONTINUE*
(I don't believe it)
We're going home, we're going home, we're going home
England's coming home
We're going home, we're going home, we're going home
England's coming home
We're going home, we're going home, we're going home
England's coming home
Three lions on a shirt
Harry Kane still chocking
Fourty years of hurt
Better stop be dreaming
>>69017187
>College team beating the phillies
In fucking spring training you moron lol
>App St. beating Michigan
Mid tier D1 caliber team beating an overrated team that didn't even make a bowl that year, not surprising in hindsight
>USA beating USSR
Big upset yeah, not unforseen
>Twolves, Bucks beating the Warriors
Wow, are you telling me teams drop games in 82 game regular seasons?
Lmao, you're a fucking cuck retard
>>69022524
>didn't even make a bowl that year
Thinking of another year, nonetheless they weren't some superstar team, it's not all that surprising
>>69022412
>Forty years of hurt
Fifty ;)
>>69022524
>USSR getting beaten by College Kids
>Not unforseen
Yeah, you are absolutely retarded. Not even the players on the US team thought they could hang with the USSR squad. Literally one of the most shock upsets in SPORTS history.
Reminder that Jack Wilshere has a total of 15 goals for club and country.
>>69022806
>if he doesn't score goals, he must not be good!
t. English soccer experts
Holy shit, you're retarded. Wilshere wasn't great tonight, but no one else was. I was cheering for Icebros, and his long passes were one of the few things that troubled them. Drinkwater has 12 goals for Leicester, but if he was in the team with Wilshere tonight, you might have had a chance.
>b-but they don't do 'muh Frank Lampard run into the box'
kys
>>69011184
jawiehgowaehgiekw
>>69011389
a local pick-up basketball game team beating the Cavs
>>69014669
I believe only Sigurdsson is in the prem and he plays for Swansea. The other player in the league plays for Middlesbrough.
>>69012699
that's a masculine face
>>69011389
it's like an American college team beat the worst team in the NFL. I think that should be right.
>>69011389
The bettting lines were -215/+327/+895 england/tie/iceland. It's not that amazing it's just hilarious.
>>69011946
12LAND
>>69011389
overrated team losing to an underrated team
>>69012259
The 7-1 loss to Hungary is objectively worse, and the 3-2 loss to Croatia which made us not qualify for 2008. But this is up there.
The Brits voted out, didn't knew it also applied on the EC.
>>69012259
AHAHAHAAH BREXIT 2.0
>>69011184
>"Thank God for England" - Messi, a day after losing the 3rd international tournament final in a row.
>>69011389
18-1, but instead of the NY Giants it's an amateur team of filmmakers, bus drivers and school teachers managed by a dentist.
>>69016328
>hating Ireland's Call
I like it. It's pretty powerful and a good choice for the unified Irish team IMHO.
>>69016150
Vardy should have worn the blue. Where was he in all this?
>>69018008
>Who should be gone now?
Everyone.
>>69018194
>but who replaces them?
You need to start over, mate. From ground up.
Just got back from work lads.
Been waiting all day for the shitposting.
Just cracked open a beer so give me a few and then we'll rev this up.
>>69011184
JUST
RULE RULE BRITTANIA
>A FUCKING DENTIST
Lads, this is historic. When you are 80 years old, wrapped in a blanket and comfy in your rocking chair by an open fire, surrounded by your great-grandchildren; you can tell the spellbound youngsters about the time you saw Sir Wayne Rooney retire from international football after choking against a team of dentists and part timers which has never won any silverware or even qualified for a competition of note in its history, scoring a penalty against the mighty Iceland.
The fire crackles as the children gasp in awe. Snow begins to fall outside the window the your tale comes to an end, but the youngsters are still thirsty for more. 'Tell us about the two he scored against Andorra again Grandpapa' one child begs. 'No, no! The legendary brace vs Kazakhstan!' implores another. The oldest boy pipes up. 'Be quiet you two, Grandad tells those ones all the time. Go on, tell us the one you promised us last time - the penalty vs Slovenia...Grandad..G-Grandad?'
The rocking chair creaks to a halt. A serene expression is on your face and all of Rooney's goals flash before your eyes in your final moments as the children embrace you. His one World Cup goal, The legendary double in Minsk. That tap in against Liechenstien. they know whats happening and are scared, but calm.
The last thing you hear as you slide into the black warmth of death is the youngest boy - old beyond his years, a football fanatic who spends every free moment outside kicking his battered leather ball against the wall 'Dont be sad, he lived a hell of a life...in the age of Rooney.'
>>69011389
Jags beat the Stillers at playoffs
>losing to literal amateurs
>the islamic caliphate of britbongistan
>chasing the game
>NEED to score
>make a like for like change by putting wilshere on for Dier
What was Roy thinking
>player on the ball
>looking around for options
>no one making ANY movement off the ball
>pass back to defender
>Wonder why nothing is happening
Every time. EVERY TIME
WHY do our players think that the opposition will just disappear?
>>69015923
>>69011184
This
It doesn't even matter what sport. It's a top team getting their shit pushed in by a THE village dentist and his rag team of plumbers that don't play in a professional league.
The humilation is undescribable
>>69014445
Brazilians shouldn't get cheeky when they are a shadow of their former self.
>>69016362
get your fat burger ass out of here,every single footballer has spent more time training than all of the nfl niggers combined.
England just choked beyong imagination,this literally more humilating than 7-1.Atleast brazil got destroyed by the best team of the tournament.
>>69011389
>>69011659
No. Not quite. More like an Arena Football team winning the Super Bowl. That or any professional vs college match up. Players for Iceland have fucking day jobs, seriously. Just think about that for a moment.
>>69017761
Look out people, we have a funny guy among us.Haha those jokes.
>>69032961
Wilshere is much better than Dier. ABAs will blame jack for this instead of the chokenham lads well out of their depth.
>>69017555
they have like 600 UEFA licensed coaches and have invested a lot into football. They are disciplined and play their style of football, also very well conditioned. They lack experience,and realistically I don't see them going to the finals, but in next competitions they will probably be a force and not a meme at all. I am kind of nervous already because we are meeting them in qualifications for WC. Maybe they aren't ''skilled'' in your opinion but that's not what wins matches anyway
>ENGLEL
>>69033038
LUCKGRASS
Marcus Rashford dribbled past 3 players against iceland. No player on the pitch managed more.
He came on in the 85th minute.
Thanks Roy
I had to miss the game and memes because the gf wanted to cuddle in bed and watch series ;_;
>>69034586
Faggot
WHY DIDNT HE START VARDY
REEEEE
Sorry England.
but, I'm gonna watch this match again!
>>69034586
Massive faggot. Now leave this thread and go ask your girlfriend if all Sex in The City finales are nail biting
Did Vardy play at all or did Roy just let the Arsenal, Spurs and Liverpool players choke it away?
>>69034691
Because we wouldn't get to see Sterling run into the corners
>>69034691
Good question that really makes you think...
>>69012699
>giving THIS much credit to English footbal team
>>69011465
this. only the smaller countries have only whites. big nations are good because they have monkeys ( or play pussie football)
>>69011389
Pickup softball team sponsored by the local dentist beating the Yankees in the world series
If Iceland can beat England does that mean Scotland can if they were good enough to qualify?
No rashford, no win
lmao it's just a bit of bants m8s
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a5nlrSVi5-A
>>69017555
that's what makes it so funny lad
https://youtu.be/I3XZniY2D-w
fuck the fa
fuck international football
>>69040815
>belong to england club
>no respect for england
>>69041955
The all hate each other though.
>>69011389
OU losing to Boise State, Michigan losing to Appalachian State. Basically a college football powerhouse that never won a championship since your grandpa losing to a community school team.
>>69041953
>Roy faces axe
Uhm?
>>69035086
He did and he made two good runs stifled by great tackles and defending.
