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Can see England losing then #Brexit getting spammed all over this board 2bh
2nd for gambling simply not profitable. Plumbing industry the way to go.
>>69000645
delete this
The battle hardned, winter surviving mad bastards from Iceland vs the pampered retards of England
Seriously, Harry Kane has the IQ of a washing machine
u1.5 meme betters BTFO
JUST CAN NOT STOP LOSING
Great Britain's Brave England
NEED A PROXY NOW NEED A PROXY NOW NEED A PROXY NOW NEED A PROXY NOW NEED A PROXY NOW NEED A PROXY NOW NEED A PROXY NOW NEED A PROXY NOW NEED A PROXY NOW NEED A PROXY NOW NEED A PROXY NOW NEED A PROXY NOW
COCKSUCKING BRITFAGS WITH MUH VALUE. BREXIT
Is Joe Hart the worst goalkeeper in the history of football?
Killing myself and I hope Hart does, too.
Surely over 4.5 goals
Overs?
>>69000695
What did I tell you?
>English goalkeeping
My poor sides. I was laughing at anyone who thought this match would be a cakewalk for England.
tfw cheeky fiver on iceland
bookies btfo twice today Italy and now this.
hart on a windup?
Can't believe people believe that hart is a good keeper
Can you brits explain why Hart is still a starter? Seems like every other goal England concede is at least 60% Hart's fault.
At least it's a funny loss and not a painful one on penalties I guess
Is O4.5 THE bet? Will the goals continue?
Surely Hodgson has to go
ah love ice lahnd
>>69001584
Literally can't
CANNOT believe people entrusted their money to England.
I'm actually Welsh btw lids.
iceland dnb SURELY a bet at 2.2
>Could have cashed out my acca for 90+% of the profit
zzzzzzz
>>69001584
because woy fancies him
if England go out here I would take a hell of a lot of comfort from Glenn Hoddle's nation having lost, even though they're mine as well.
>>69000645
>>69000645
Should trust my gut feeling more.
>>69002006
Can not lose to vikings mate.
Who /sweat/ here
should I cash out?
down in the slums
You've taken it too far with the /bet/ magic. The pendulum will swing back and it will not be pretty.
SHAKING at the shitposting that will follow if Iceland hold
>>69002587
Leaving /sp/ for a few weeks if we don't win ffs
>>69002587
#Brexit
poor WOY
England are a completely shocking team.
>>69002975
Deserves every bit of it the fucking owl
Iceland shooting from anywhere now they know how shit Joe Fart really is
We'd LITERALLY be 3-0 up right now if Redknapp was manager.
>>69000358
Reminder to Brexiters that you voted for this
England so embarrassing, can not stop cringing
Will this go down as the most embarrassing defeat in our history?
>>69003688
7-1
>>69003688
Yes. Can't think of a more humiliating defeat
>>69003872
>our history
>our
>we
>>69003688
>Iceland has a smaller population than Wakefield
Yes I think so..
Wish I could get my proxy to work
utter
ABSOLUTELY no way England don't qualify
Which club was it who sacked a manager at half-time once? Perfectly reasonable decision to do so here imo.
>>69003918
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hungary_7%E2%80%931_England_(1954_association_football_friendly)
Surely Vardy comes on? Would also bring on Stones.
Horrible. Absolutely horrible.
Polish neighbour celebrating like we voted remain ZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
>mfw iceland to qualify @ 4,75
IMAGINE losing to a nation that has a population of 300,000 in the sport you invented.
>England going out
>leaving the EU
>Blairite coup against Corbyn
What a horrible week.
>>69004467
bialy czerwony
>>69004512
tfw put a cheeky fiver on iceland win for about 9.5
#brexit is imminent.
>>69004154
Literally a mainstream special.
Lose this match and I'm gonna murder 2 of my neighbours pets. Either the cat or the parrot. Successfully got rid of the dog.
England equalize but fail to win within reg. time, bookies make gazillions again, England wins in ET, fans pretend their teams horrendous performance never happened (and I'm DAC again).
>English goalkeeping
The meme that keeps on giving
>tfw it's not a bad thing we lost Iceland anymore
h-haha
>>69004766
Get rid of yourself next imo; you don't need to live
>>69004939
Meet me in Ypres and we'll see if your so mouthy
>>69004931
tfw some english dude made fun of us at a party for losing to iceland kept singing football is coming home when he was drunk. can't wait to meet him again
>tipped 2/1
>funny as fuck if England go out
Guarantee this ends in a draw and England fluke through though
>>69005047
>your
Thicko as well as a dullard pmsl, kys please.
Guys do I cash them or just let it roll? Not much of a stake desu and would love this to win
>>69005185
You've literally just said I'm stupid as well as stupid. Chin up son.
>>69004515
I thought the spaghetti people invented foot ball
pmsl
>>69005299
Not him but dullard can be used to describe boring/stupid
>>69005263
Do not cash out
>>69005299
>he can't tell the difference between dull and thick
>>69005335
wheelchair coming on lids
England is free money
>>69005465
Om jag vinner båda swishar jag dig pengar för en låda piggelin (from phone, cba writing the trip)
>>69005564
>Lose a few tips, suddenly you know my personality
Zzzzzzzz
>>69005299
Please have sex. I hope this is just another example of your dire patter.
England are shocking
>>69005263
Dunno how much SEK is worth but it looks like you're making a tidy profit so far. Dump it and place a value bet on something else like Wayne Rooney getting sent off.
>>69005625
Tack mann1
Was going to take out a payday loan and put it all on England to win, thank god they rejected my application.
I'm still poor, but at least I'm not in debt. What does it take Bet365 years to pay out? Requested a cash out last Tuesday.
>>69005666
the only thing I know about your personality is your limited vocabulary, but please continue to think I followed even one of your tips
>>69005335
15% overweight? That's nuts.
>>69005703
1 CAD is about 6 SEK, ballpark
>>69005703
>>69005873
6 fiddy
>>69005800
>betting against the meme magik
>>69005851
15% is not that much, considering you count as overweight above 25 bmi I think
>>69005925
>Faroe Islands
So... A brit under a proxy?
>>69005967
>tfw never been over 20 bmi
I wish I could perform as shite as Woy and still keep my job
>>69005967
BMI is pretty useless if you
a) have lifted for a day in your life
b) are above 6'3 or below 5'7
another Iceland goal would be sweet
How is it England is such a terrible team? How? Every single tournament. Even if they squeak through here, they'll still be an atrocious team but want to be talked about in the same light as Germany and Italy.
>>69006475
Tbf constantly going out on pens make it seem worse than it is
Really hope Hodgson gets offered a new contract after this.
The Kane meme has been uncovered this Euros
Vardy pls come on
>>69006475
because the stubborn owl cunt woy has absolutely no idea how to make best use of a squad.
>>69006619
Give me your Icelandic proxy.
>>69006605
Your squads watching at home pal
>>69006771
meant for
>>69006605
NEED a job
>>69006619
The [overrated English player of the season before a major tournament] meme has been uncovered [in the major tournament]
Komdu á Íslandi! 2-1 !!!!!
>>69006945
Enjoying your first Euros lid?
Tfw you win both euro games but still negative because of tennis tipster. Going to tsil you for another round, any juicy bets?
WOY IS SHAKING
>>69006800
After failing to qualify from a group with Germany and Poland. Shocking stuff.
>>69006895
No.
>>68996049
>>68999283
>Gypsies in charge of value
>>69006899
what sector?
>>69007183
https://youtu.be/9IYpFHRU5pU
>>69007256
shelf stacking
>>69006899
Just start asking money for tips and make a fortune losing every bet.
>>69007256
Chin testing
>>69007017
Enjoying my fifth time watching England at a major tournament.
>>69007662
any improvements since the world cup in 06?
>>69001906
>>69001906
>>69001906
>>69001906
this was bet of the tournament
WAZZAROO WAZZAROO WAZZAROO
>>69007713
Nothing has changed since WC '98
>>69007754
I bet both teams to score & iceland to win at 29
>>69007371
horrible choice desu
landscaping or transportation is where the money's at, also loads of spare time to bet when it rains and when you're stuck in traffic
>>69007970
I'm not sure if it's because I'm older and understand football more but I'd say we're far worse.
None of the players playing today would've got in pic related
>>69008299
>inb4 Rooney
>>69008299
90 was the best england squad I've "seen".
Ive got $25 on Iceland with 9-1 odds (in canuk dollars)
think of the winnings.....
>>69008299
>David James
Yeah Hart fucked up tonight but I'd still rather have him or Forster
need Woy and the whole england squad to regain their confidence
Will kill my dog now, I am holding a knife on the dog's neck, my wife's son is screaming, I'll do him next
fun fact, as of right now iceland are the ONLY team to have never lost a game in a major tournament..........
>>69008299
>Sol Campbell
What an absolute rock this fella was.
https://twitter.com/dannyswfc/status/747524044946345985
IMAGINE putting your hard earned government benefits on England wagging out a result in a major tourney.
Hoping this doesn't go to extra time so I don't miss Love Island desu
>>69008882
WOY WOY WOY
>>69008432
literally hundreds of coffees at tims
>>69008716
Great player, horribly entitled stupid cunt in his post-playing career/life
>This was 6 years ago:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GRFerImV2zw
Not much has changed since then.
Come on Iceland! It was just a meme bet, but fucking come on!
Can not wait for all the aftertiming
How many weeks until this is forgotten and I can come back to /sp/?
>>69009232
no way they were offering 500/1 on that. if it was 4-1 to iceland maybe
>>69009232
>in the last 8
Can only imagine the sinking feeling when you realise what a mong you are
>>69009285
just get a proxy like me
feels like im in a safe space
>Harry Kane 36 goals in the EPL
>>69009232
>the first one
Impressed
>>69009524
He bet on 13th of june
That's some nostradamus shit
>>69009232
pmsl you just jinxed it
>>69009537
Wish I knew how pal.
>>69009232
>>69009529
CRYING
>>69009232
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
AND THEY SAY AMERICANS ARE CLUELESS
>>69009524
Odds should be so so much higher considering he placed it 2 weeks ago
>>69009637
just noticed...this is the last 16, not the last 8
>>69009529
You do know this match is referred to as the last 8 right?
Wish Kane would fuck off
>HARRY KANE
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>69009778
oh shit, just let me edit that again
>>69009967
nibs etc
>>69009967
zzzzzzzzz now I know this is just nibs
In a very dark place.
this can't be happening
>You will never be this clueless
feels good man
I WANTED TO GO SMALL ON ICELAND
3 floor drop should be enough. See you on the other side lids.
>rashford
>crowd laughter intensifies
SCENES
C
E
N
E
S
What does the England team do during training sessions?
>Muh Kane
>Muh Vardy
HAHAHAHA DOWN INSANE
Special thanks to Hart
Shaking thinking of the memes that will come of this
PMSL /BET/ IS BRITFREE FOR ATLEAST THE NEXT MONTH
ANOTHER VICTORY FOR THE EUROPEAN FREE TRADE ASSOCIATION
BOOKIES GETTING BTFO
B R E X I T
R
E
X
I
T
>>69005263
WHERE IS MY SWEDEBRO AT
Well look at the good side. You finally got rid of Woy
Not looking at the front page.
>>69011086
>BRITFREE
As a Scot this is fucking hilarious. I'm going nowhere
>>69011366
>He thinks this was a bad result for the bookies
All sorts of slugs were thinking England were value for some bizarre reason
Can always count on you England.
Thanks :^)
In a very very dark place. Not sure if I'll ever make it out of this. County Durham. Look for it in the news.
Belgium-Iceland finals
Scotland-Iceland Union when?
>>69012182
PLEASE don't leave us
>>69011086
As if you think half of us want England to win, I missed the replays texting 'HAHAHAHAHA' to all me mates
Thread's gone quiet.
Concerned about my English brothers.
heads gone, eyes red, gums swelling and receding. already declared all future bets as losses because all I see is a future of dismay. think that the wife's son is asking me what's wrong, but I can't see him because my eyes are wet and bleary and bloodshot, and I cant hear him because my ears are completely gone. taking the dog for a long long walk. not sure if I'll ever be back.
>be first on unders
>then on overs
AHAHHAAHHA JUST KEK MY SHIT UP FÄM
Desperately trying to find a bet to chase with.
Today is the day I made money betting on Island vs England.
>you are not from Island
Goddamn I wish I could be there for the party
Why even live with this shame
>>69012391
Devilish
Iceland is legendary, those guys are heroes
Horror. This is the last straw.
>>69012986
Missed the 1-1 part of the match, but got on the iceland band wagon. Went ok.
The Scousers told us The Sun lied and they told us Roy Hodgson was a fucking fraud. Two out of two.
>But yeah we win it.
Quick reminder we're living in a computer simulation.
>>69013879
Must be a Goff post
>>69014016
You're talking BIG sense pal.
>>69014016
Go away Elon
they always manage to find a way to disappoint more than the time before
The good jolly English lads will get their revenge in Russia pmsl
>>69014608
Talking BIG BIG sense. Thought Brazil was the lowest of lows.
>>69013879
We did lad, how Woy managed to get the England job after his shit show for us is a mystery. He fucking signed Paul Konchesky hahahahaha.
Least he's fucked off.
Joe Hart that fucking dandruff nonce, no fucking clue why Kane was taking free kicks and that fucking corner
Me on suicide watch, going to have to work so many hours to get this back
Feel pity for the next English manager. Worst job on the planet.
>>69015669
No.... they just pick fucking retards every single time.
>>69015669
NEED arry Woy is a complete fucking moron
>>69015753
Doesn't the media put massive pressure on the manager to pick the latest meme of the month?
>>69015753
if you smell shit everywhere, look under your shoe.
That apprenticeship advert was diversity the movie
Gareth Southgate is the bookies favourites to get the England job kek
>>69016354
so SO obvious
You now remember the time when Andy Carroll was England's first choice striker all cause he knocked in some tap-ins in the league.
>2 years later nowhere to be seen, meme Hurricane lads gonna have a good tourney innit?
>The co-ordination of a newborn gazelle
/bet/ has more characters than England tbqh
Wales - Belgium
Both teams to score and Belgium to win
Over 2,5 goals
Who is with me?
>>69016782
Juve has more bottle than those lads
>>69016608
One of the best target men in the world on his day desu
Just went looking for scores in the Swedish division 3, anyone else feel bad for little teams and want them to do well? They're like little families.
>>69017747
Quite a sweet post this
>>69018037
Any bets la
MLB tips for tonight?
>>69018718
cubs - as many as you can get
Can't stop scratching my head
wait?
England lost to fucking ICELAND
KEKKKKKKKK
HOLY FUCK MY SIDES
HOLY FUCKING KKEEEEEEKKKKKK
WHAT THE FUCK LMAO
HOW BAD CAN THEY FUCKING BEEEEEEEE
>>69018840
Okay. What about a double with Giants?
>>69017017
What are the odds?
>>69019130
4.6
2.4
v disturbing scenes in BB tonight
>>69019268
Wales are likely to get a goal with Bale, Ramsey and Allen. I'd say 4.6 is an underestimation of the likelihood of the event. Especially when you consider the odds for O2,5 are 2.4. If there are more than 2,5 goals scored the most likely outcomes are:
1. Bel-2 Wal-1
2. Bel-2 Wal-2
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3. Wal-2 Bel-1.
>>69018515
For me to have a nervous breakdown at the dinner table when I finally get home from the pub for supper @1.05
>>69020152
After betting on remain at 1.15 and remain percentage over 55 think I'll refrain
I-it didn't come home, /bet/, what the fuck happened?
Got some absolute worldies lined up for tomorrow.
Goff's missus is quite nice actually. Not saying great but better than you would expect Goffy would be able to pull.
>>69021979
NEED pics
