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We should stick to polo and hockey, at least there we win finals
German tc pregame studio keeps sucking the germans team cock on a day they don't even play.
I feel genuinely sorry for Messi, having to watch Higuain choke away every final must be heart crushing
>>68988228
Normies barely care about the German team, you expect them to care about others?
After Croatia - Portugal I hope no one is actually excited for this game.
Messi is c-cute. Cute!
>>68988419
There's no way any match will be as boring as POORCRO, if it wasn't Croatia I would have turned it off at halftime.
>>68988419
>>68988508
>Italy's biggest euro victory EVER is 2-0
This match is going to be shit
>>68988542
I believe in 5pa1n
Good evening, m8s.
>>68988542
What's their biggest defeat? :^)
>>68988419
I'm not excited for any match this Euros, they have all been disappointing.
get hyped for another mediocre game haha
>swearing on the BBC
i'm writing a letter of complaint desu.
watching the players wish each luck and talking to each other in the catacombs is the comfiest thing about the entire matches
>all that mutual respect and broship
>Buffon being cute with the mascotte kids
My heart
>no candreva
>de sciglio and eder starting
welp, it's ogre
>>68988835
>catacombs
Interesting word choice.
inb4 stupid questions about the Spanish anthem
I forgot how melodic italies anthem is.
Damn, conte has dreamy eyes
>>68988854
We call them catacombs in german too. What is your name for it? Wummel tunnels?
>>68988835
I never heard anyone call the tunnel "catacombs", it caught me off guard and I spilled my coffee and I'm dying here laughing. Thanks Netherlands.
>>68988951
HYPE af
>>68988854
>>68989008
that's the word a lot of dutch commentators use to describe them, I thought it was the same for most countries but apparently not so
>>68989000
Just the tunnel.
Catacombs made it sound a bit sinister desu.
>>68989061
We only use it to describe old underground cemetaries.
lmao just watching this tournament there's been more rain during matches than in the last 3 weeks here in Newcastle
>french weather
Catacombs are just a network of rooms and winding hallways hidden in or beneath a structure. It's just that in English it has a connotation of it being a place in which to bury the dead
Am I right in thinking that countries have to wear their alternate strip when they're the away side at this tournament?
>>68989061
"Catacombs" here generally implies like, a large, old tomb where tons of dead are buried. Catacombs of Paris, for example.
what the fuck the rain completely drenched a pair of pants I left in my bedroom !! fuck its drenched now
THIS RAIN
>>68989247
How does rain get into your bedroom?
alri
>>68989247
How in the fuck?
>>68989284
I leave my bedroom window open and forgot to close it as i was in the living room and when I came home it didn't rain
>>68989313
alri
>foreigners will never experience the joy of good Indonesian food
I feel so sorry for you
>shitder
>>68989217
It's not so much a connotation, that's the core meaning in English.
I'm always going to think of the word now though whenever I'm waiting for players to come out of the tunnel.
Why the empty seats, I'd thought people would snap tickets for this game, even neutrals
>>68989247
velux window?
>>68989396
notice the corridor between the seats? the seats near the pitch are the most vulnerable ones, people just walked up
>>68989396
You'd have to had bought the tickets in advance of knowing who was playing though right?
fucck
>>68989417
no I have tall windows and the rain just went on the floor near the window. it didn't touch all of my room. like my windows go up to my ceiling
That save
>>68989377
Oh fug, you're right
Well, in Dutch it means what I described
The etymology comes from the name of a region where Romans buried a lot of people, I just looked it up. So I guess we're misusing it
>>68989439
That wouldn't work, how would you know if your team was playing or not, clearly it's mostly Spanish and Italian fans there
Conte looks so based
>>68989313
alri
>>68989337
Oh, damn.
SPAGNA CULONA
Which team do you want to win and by how many do you want Italy to win?
I think we've all seen these episodes before
Italy should really score here, Spain is not going to play like shit the whole game.
De GOAT
>>68989420
Oh right, so those ppl are standing up higher on the stairs out of the rain? Makes sense thanks
>>68989616
Italy are going to have to lose I'm afraid, I don't want England to face them in the semi final.
Yuro football match of countries?
>>68989532
I don't think we're necessarily misusing it. It's a bit tongue in cheek. Catacombs are ritualistic places and the atmosphere before big matches is often eerie. It's also often pretty dark compared to outside, so if you walk out you feel like you just came out of a cellar or something.
footy under the rain is better tbf now its sunny and shit
Conte rocking that FBI styling
cesc must be the only player slower than de rossi
Italy look genuinely better than any other team this Euros.
>>68989821
>Spain, I'm cia
The great wall of Italy
>>68989880
if only they could score a goal
Please Italy win this so we can finally break our curse.
>>68989880
They know what they are doing
>>68989880
Germany's still better.
>>68990022
If we win, we break the curse, if we lose, lots of banter on /sp/. It's going to be fun either way.
>>68990059
A team with germany's attacking play + Italy defensive rigor would be the GOAT
>>68990137
there's no way italy-germany could be boring
>>68990164
Germany just needs better fullbacks. Boateng and Hummels are world class.
>>68990164
so Spain 4 years ago?
>>68989108
Same, we call them tunnels as well.
CHELSEA
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>just bathed in the sun naked while listening to game
good comfy
>>68989061
I guess it is an ironic thing for our countries.
>>68989218
Yes.
>>68990215
it's not about the two defenders. It's about the whole team mentality. like you don't know how much a defense like this requires, the whole team moving like one block made of multiple lines, left and right. truly great
>>68990242
yea basically
No team puts me to sleep quite like Spain
where is torres lads
>>68990285
>sunbathing naked
>this flag
Typical
>>68990242
Germany has the potential to repeat their success.
>>68990336
I know what you mean, it's indeed impressive. But what about that loss against Ireland?
holy moly
Italy definitely should have scored in the first 10 minutes, it's going to be 50/50 now.
>>68990164
>>68990215
We didn't concede any goals in the tournament so far, though. Not that it means much, when the most dangerous opponent was Poland and Ukraine had too many good chances. But our offense only really started to click in the last match.
cant wait for these meme corners at the bridge lads
Wew Ramos
>>68990437
I wish Germans would wear swimming trunks when they leave Germany.
>>68990438
no buffon
Italy is outplaying them hard
Dubs and it goes in
I really miss Pirlo.
Here we go
haha lmao
GOAL
WEW LADS
ITALY ITALY ITALY you did it you madmen!
Noice
Spain is putting zero fucking effort into this
>De Geya
kek what a shit goal
typical Italy god damn
Party like it's 2006
>de gay
>germany's face right now
>>68990501
No
>le de Gea is better than Neuer face
Ow ow my 2006
>de gay
>>68990480
I don't think Italy's centerbacks are better than the germans but they still work better together because of the tactic nerd conte
>>68990630
i fucking don't
CHELSEA
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Is that turk looking for revenge on Italy ?
>tfw we lose 4-0 to poland in the final
>tfw the tipster said to do over 2.5 goals in this and England match. Wish I had done it now.
>>68990936
>le buffon is better than both meme
hah fucking de rossi. making a player fall right behind the ref. I think the spain player even touched the ref when he fell down
>>68990960
That's pretty much the beauty of football itself. Teamwork > individuality.
>>68990889
>>68991011
Don't you dare losing against Portugal.
>>68991131
Portugal will not reach the final.
>>68991184
only promise what you can deliver
So does this match prove Manager > Individual talent.
You'd say Spain have the better players but Italy look better managed.
>yfw this game ends 1:0
teams that tactically lost/drew some games in order to end up in the easy bracket need to get kicked out tbf
Portugal are the Italy of Iberia
>>68991281
Yes.
>>68991293
This is why Poortugal piss me off so much, basically 4 draws in normal time and they're in the quarters against shit opposition.
>>68991293
>his coach doesn't play 3D chess
>>68991322
lol they wish
>>68991281
There is a curve, but yes.
>>68991383
Well Portugal did what they could, it's not like they let Hungary score.
Is Italy the best country left in the tournament?
Not in football terms but in terms of a place to visit. I've been to Sardinia and Lake Gardai and they were two of the best holidays I've ever had.
>>68991402
In football terms
>>68991383
I was mad at portugal until I met some portugal female fans outside... holy shit...
>>68991458
i would visit iceland desu
seem like a cozy country
>>68991322
Portugal are the Britain of the EU
Italy has much worse players than England so why do they play so much better?
Should have been 2
>Florenzi
>>68991528
We don't. We have bad players but we are as good or better than England. Even removing the managers from the equation.
Degay keeping Spain in it. Glad Real have fucked off and don't want him anymore.
DE GAY
>>68991528
Conte vs Woy
>>68991528
if you still think the prem is a good league check urself my man
>>68991615
He should have done better for the goal
>>68991528
Italy has a bunch of battle hardended veterans and a defence who have played with each other for 10 years.
England has a bunch of kids and old players who have never had success with the NT together.
Do you guys think having sex with underage prostitutes is what gives De Gea his power?
>>68991528
they only have better strikers
Thierry Henry btfo
>>68991642
Which League has scored the most goals in this tournament? Think the prem has to be first.
BBC out of sync?
Is it raining or is the studio leaking again
>>68991767
Yup.
>>68991767
That's what you get for leaving the EU
I am somewhat optimistic about Conte at Chelsea.
>>68991281
Remember when greece won the euro with 9 defenders?
>>68991779
not raining la
>>68991718
what an argument
Had Casillas started this would be another 5-1.
>>68991851
They haven't left yet, though.
>>68991817
Fixed now.
>>68991851
Don't remind me....
>>68991718
how many of them are in the prem bruv
Has Gary walked into those red particles?
>>68991873
Conte might make me feel neutral towards Chelsea.
>>68991881
Ranked:
1.EPL = LA Liga
2.Bundes
3.Seria A
4. Portuguese league
5.Ligue1
>>68991873
If Chelsea gives him time, I can see them winning CL again in a couple years.
>>68992011
How many are in Ligue1?
https://youtu.be/uBJxkwjNfvU cheeky tune
>>68992046
who cares about a bunch of smalltime players who got 1 fluke goal each. top scorers are more interesting
>>68992088
did you ever see me talking about ligue 1 you dunce
Is it De Gea's fate in life to carry shit teams?
>>68991873
He would be wasted there. Roman and Terry are the real managers there.
Home from wageslavery. Need to really get my arse in gear ordering fentanyl so I can end my life and escape this misery.
Also:
alri?
>>68992134
Why chat shit when you're just going to get banged? At least Spain and Germany can chat shit because they have the leagues to back it up you don't.
>>68992185
alri bruv. dont fuck with fentanyl this shit aint no joke
>>68992160
you don't know conte desu
>>68992232
You are the only one chatting shit.
>>68992135
and peddle prostitues
>>68991506
Iceland is expensive as fuck though
>>68992242
That's my intention though; to kill myself. I don't plan to chip or use it recreationally; just to do as many huge lines as I can before passing out and dying.
>>68992232
give it a rest lad
>>68992232
>waahh waahh you can't have an opinion because of your flag
jog on
>>68992185
alri, an hero is overrated.
>>68992134
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dOAGUg6EVec
>>68992264
>"if you still think the prem is a good league check urself my man"
He started it and couldn't back it up.
>le prem isn't a good league hipster
Where have I seen this before?
>>68992299
do as you wish but it's going to be painful. try to talk to someone trustworthy before if you can
>>68992343
literally 1 (one) (un) top scorer comes from the prem. Where are all those good players you sold me my man ?
>>68992433
There's actually 2 on the list if you could count and 3 ex prem players who haven't been in Ligue1.
>>68992405
literally SEETHING right now. get help
>>68992530
forgot payet was playing in west ham, carrying their sorry ass n shit. and the 3 ex prem used the league as a stepping stone
>arguments about which league is better
>in /yfmoc/
>during the Euros
get a life weirdos
diving spaniards
This game is way more open than I thought it would be.
Italy losing grip
>thiago motta
lyl Buffon
Hot damn, and they said this would be a boring match
>eder
HFHSDLKJFHLSKJDBFKòJ
Eder you cunt
fucking eder
>>68992433
>do as you wish but it's going to be painful
I'll just breath shallow, drift out and die. Won't hurt a bit.
Unless you mean emotional collateral damage (which I don't care about).
More like de GOAT
Danny Murphy is such a dick
>>68992936
good one :^)
>>68992936
Kekno
TURKROACH INSTENSFIES
The refball begins
lel this ref is doing everything he can to keep spain in
well at least he's good at wasting time
Clearly a cutinside.
And so it begins, the greatest refball of our time
Call me autist but I really think that commentators should act as they were neutral and not like fans.
![s-l400[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/1i7TOYc.jpg "s-l400[1].jpg")
How is Buffon so goat
>>68993097
Autist.
>>68993025
>>68993041
>shoulder to shoulder competition for the ball is a foul
>>68993097
If you're commentating your own country you can be biased too bee hornet
>>68993081
Koman Coulibaly still exists you know
>>68993127
>trolling this hard in the comfy thread
We are missing too many chances, we will lose
HOW DID THEY NOT SCORE
Piqué playing for Catalan independence presumably
>>68993249
>Italy not defending a 1:0 lead
yeah right
imagine Bobone or Pippo with all those chances
>>68993333
Quads confirm.
>>68992925
farewell lad. could you at least explain why do you want to off yourself?
>ref named shakir
>pique is dating shakira (female version of the name shakir)
>they're probably related
why is this allowed?
Spain need to pass faster
>>68993379
Lay off the weed.
>>68993352
Inzaghi wouldve had a hat-trick by now
>it's a winning team wastes all their chances and concedes an equalizer in 89th minute episode
Parking the bus half an hour before the game ends never went wrong in this tourney before.
>>68993333
Consider them checked
If Balotelli were playing, the score would be 3-0 already.
>>68993257
Cheeky own goal revealing a Barça uniform when
>>68993570
for spain?
>>68993379
is the ref a turk?
didnt Italy help remove kebab?
>>68992925
>tfw Spain get knocked out before you by virtue of playing first
Fuck it I'll take it.
>>68993595
>portugal and belgium are still in
I have a bad feeling about this..
After dinner espresso and a chocolate chip cookie. Perfect.
weeeeew
Who do you lads want to win this cup?
Anyone but Spain, Portugal, and France for me. Wouldn't mind Belgium as they are mostly prem players.
why is lucas vazquez playing? like del bosque got some money sent from florentino perez
>>68993845
Italy.
I fucking love italian passion
Why are Italians so emotive anyway?
>Conte
>>68993845
England or the GOAT
>>68993845
ICELAND
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>>68993845
Croatia ;_;
>>68993845
Wouldn't mind Italy, Iceland of course,Wales.
Poland would be great for the local poles
>>68993845
us or Iceland
>>68993764
>either Portugal, Belgium, Poland or Wales will be in the final
what a meme tournament
>>68993925
They are human.
Italy looks tired lads
>resorting to long range shots
how the mighty have fallen, spain
Spain:
>pass the ball as many time as it takes to pick the lock around the box
>only shoot when you are 100% sure you can control the ball and hit the target
Engurland:
>attempt a bloot any time the ball falls to your feet within 35 yards of the goal, regardless of whether you have it under control or how many bodies are between you and the goal, in an attempt to be the hero
>>68993954
Hello darkness my old friend
Italy deserves to get at least one ball into their goal by now.
>>68993845
Portugal don't deserve it, currently. Other than that, I'm fine with anyone.
Why is Italy so good at football strategy but so bad at war?
>>68993845
been a Portulad since the start of the tournament
>>68994229
Easier to cheat at football
