Obergefreiter Neuer, a simple-minded, but physically impressive fellow, is the deadliest MG 42 gunner of the Wehrmacht. Called "the wall" by his comrades, he is mowing down countless russkies and stoping their advance every day. He does it without passion, in a stoic, emotionless way. It is simply his job.
Kroos is the SS Sturmbannführer who does desk work, not actually seeing combat or cruelty, but writing down numbers of deported jews and deciding which villages to exterminate as retaliation for sabotage. He does it with the passion only an office warrior could have.
Goetze is the naive kid straight from the training camp. He writes to his mother every night and the other veterans take him under their wing and play pranks on him. A Red Army sniper kills him later.
Gomez
Honorable Sturmbannführer Gomez just wants to do his duty and protect the lives of his men. He clashes with the fervent Nazi's like Schweinsteiger and Kroos. Eventually they order Muller to shoot him in the back
Now this is autism
Obersturmbannführer Schweinsteiger is the Hans Lands of the team. He is well-mannered, charming and highly intelligent on the outside, but within remains a cruel, sadistic monster who finds joy in hunting down jewish families. Unlike Landa, he is a fiercy supporter of the Nazi ideology.
kek
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>>68984627
>a red army sniper kills him later
NOOOOOO MY CHUBBY BOIPUSSI
Hummels is an undercover agent in occupied France, seducing the madames and mademoiselles and finding out where their resistance husbands and fathers have their secret meetings
Müller is the veteran officer and a sadistic war criminal. Always close to the frontline, always seeking combat. He thrives in battle and even more so in torturing russian POWs and jewish children. His man hate him because of his unforgiving nature and cruelty. Even his superiors despise him, but because of his success and effiency they let him get away with it. Where Kroos and Schweinsteiger hide the joy hey feel when doing their work, Müller laughs maniacally whenever he shoots a jewish child.
>>68984645
But the good kind.
more
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Who is Özil, an old ally still mourinig the downfall of the Ottoman Empire
>>68984687
Goateng?
>>68984707
Agreed, I want to know what happened to Herr Boateng
What's going on in this thread?
>>68984782
Hauptmannn Höwedes does not care much about the war or about the Nazi ideology. He is kind to his men and to the enemy and hates his superiors for their cruelty. He does his job, but without unnecessary violence. All wants is to get back to his wife and his two daughters.
However, even if he gets his old life back, the atrocities he has seen will never let him sleep well again, and things will never be the same.
>>68984791
Keep going
who is the medic?
whats özil and boateng doing in the eastern front?
what happened to podolski and klose?
Boateng is the simple-minded and friendly negro who lives on a small farm in occuied France and helps with the farmwork. He is liked by the locals even though he is not white because of his hard working attitude and modesty. However, one day he is seen by Schweinsteiger - who is on his way to Paris and driving through the village with his men - who promtly orders him shot.
Sorry lads, this is all. I gotta go now. Might continue later.
weak shit des'
i want germany to win it all now
This is what happens when you post a pic of 4 white german players while mentioning they'd look good in SS uniforms.
What have I done.
Joachim Löw never wanted a leading role in the SS. Friends with Seyss-Inquart, he simply wanted a cushy bureaucratic job, pushing papers.
Now though, the entire leadership of the SS was decimated. Joachim was send to the East, to lead the charge against Stalin's menacing Red Army. This nearly caused a mental breakdown in Joachim, and resulted in a number of nervous tics, such as constantly grabbing his nose, and scratching and smelling himself in company of Nazi leadership.
Joachim is cracking, and everyone knows it
Oberleutnant Klose, legendary war hero, had to fight twice as hard because of his polish ancestry.He succeeded though, and was proclaimed honorary aryan but after being decorated, he was forbidden to fight because loss of such a hero would have been a crippling blow to german morale
Mesut Özil is a prototype of genetically enhanced humans created in Nazi laboratories. He can adapt his appearance to the environment and is nearly invisible. Mesut aka "Kamerad Chamäleon" usually breaks into the enemy lines and fulfills his duty as a spy.
>>68985079
>Kamerad Chamäleon
Sides=Obliterated
>>68985079
>Kamerad Chamaleon
Jonas Hector, originally a militia man from Madrid, is a somewhat strange sight in the SS. Originally from a cosmopolitan family himself, he never really fell in love with the Fascist ideology. He was more of a futurist. Speed, danger, destruction, the burning chaos of Dionysos, the purify and strengthen the world. He tried to pick up a study of Oriental languages in Marrakesh, but became bored with it. Around the same time, the Spanish civil war broke out. A perfect opportunity for Jonas.
Jonas fought against the communists and against the anarchists, but didn't really do this on ideological grounds. Hell, he'd even met Picasso during the war, and even found his attempts at destroying art itself somewhat amusing. He had stayed on, until the war broke out. After the invasion of France, he joined the SS, solely because he liked their uniform. Thick black lines, in menacing pace, all marching gloriously, over the weak enemies they encountered.
He worked his way up, and became Heydrich's personal body guard. He liked Heydrich, with his desires for danger, but though him a bit stiff and bourgeois. "Come on, Reinhard" he once said, "why suppress the Czechs? Don't you want something to fight?"
He died in Czechoslovakia, in what he described as 'an act of wetting the soil, from which many plants may grow, all to feed those who struggle in pain, and in glory'
Best thread on /sp/ in years
>>68985079
>Kamerad Chamäleon
>>68984969
>This nearly caused a mental breakdown in Joachim, and resulted in a number of nervous tics, such as constantly grabbing his nose, and scratching and smelling himself in company of Nazi leadership.
kek
>>68985079
>Kamerad Chamäleon
I'm fucken done mate
>>68985079
tears in my eyes la
Reus is an Unteroffizier who was injured in training before the glory in Poland and also injured before the glory in France. He is injured yet again by a misfire before the July push into Russia.
He ends up first seeing battle in Stalingrad and fighting until the bitter end.
The thread from yesterday was better nigger
>>68984896
You have created beatiful meme magic thank you and the thread of yesterday
>>68984969
>resulted in a number of nervous tics, such as constantly grabbing his nose, and scratching and smelling himself
>>68985079
>Mesut aka "Kamerad Chamäleon"
Holy shit im dying here 10/10 thread somebody screencap all of it
bump for more
>>68985079
>Kamerad Chamäleon
>>68985079
>Kamerad Chamäleon
Link to yesterday's thread?
they do look the type to have died in the frozen lands of russia.
>>68985381
Bump
Ahh, old freund Franz. Of all the people who were in the Nazi leadership, you were possibly the only one with an old sense of honor. Just start with the words 'Weit laßt die Fahnen wehen', and Franz will sing the whole song, with tears in his eyes.
Born in 1890, he was somewhat older than the enthusiastic 18 year olds that signed up in 1914. Even then, he was like a father to them. He laughed with them, he cried over their deaths, he informed concerned parents when one of them had deserved a metal of honor or had died for the glory of Prussia.
Franz had seen it all: the beginning of air warfare, the trenches, the gas attacks, but he had survived, the madness would come to an end, in a way that he never thought it would.
When the Armistice was signed, Franz could hardly believe it. Didn't these idiots know that in your darkest hour, you reached for your best, and don't just give up? Franz would never understand how Wilhelm could give up on him and his troops just like that. All that iron and blood wasted, for nothing.
Franz always wanted revenge, but had doubts about the Nazis. They were fanatical. Too fanatical. Revenge is one thing, but eternal vengeance was never good, even against a Frenchie. He saw no forgiveness in the SS, no humanity, and slowly grow disillusioned with the Nazis. He reluctantly helped with the invasion of Poland, and when France was invaded, he felt no joy. As they rain poured down on him in Paris, all he longed for were his fallen comrades, who laughed and cried, not these robots and these thugs that had no honor.
He eventually left the army behind. How is still not known, but his connections with the old guard may have helped. He died in Peru in 1962, under suspicious circumstances
>>68985079
NO WAY
>>68985079
>and is nearly invisible
>Kamerad Chamäleon
brutal
Jesus
>>68985481
MOAR
do Draxler and schürrle
>>68984600
>this thread
Lahm is Mengele
>this thread
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>>68984600
14/88 OP great thread.
good thread
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