Lads, how do we get Messi into DIE MANNSCHAFT?
There must be some kind of loopholes we can exploit, right?
Give him die Mannschaft.
>>68984016
>Boateng throws players against the ball until a header goes in
>¿¿¿¿¿¿¿¿
>profit
Who the fuck needs messi?
Germany-Argie final has proven that a team is worth way more than one autistic chad
I'm sure his grandfather was a prominent SS-man or something you could probably adopt him.
Literally the only way that could happen is if the city where Messi is from left Argentina to join Germany.
>>68984016
Have Germany annex Argentina. That's the only way I can think of.
>>68984016
>>68984040
top jaja
>>68984388
Please.
Don't tell the Mannschaft to die.
>>68984016
Özil >>> Messi
>>68984465
The Turk can't finish for shit.
>>68984016
This fucking Mannschaft meme...
>>68984388
Las Malvinas son Germanias!
In Germany it's enough to have a citizenship, so he just has to live here
Do you think Messi regrets playing for Argentina?
He could have waited, gotten a Spanish passport and played for Spain.
>>68984016
He's not a 6ft black man so I don't know.
>>68984493
atleast he shoots his Penaltys as good as Messi
>>68984016
I got your mum into my man shaft
>>68986893
They asked him something like that a while ago. He said he never considered playing for any country other than Argentina. Fuck, he even said he would trade all of his records and shit for the World Cup ;_;
