Are >we going to make it tonight lads, im scared ;_;
0-9
>>68982795
no we are not.
we will lose 0-2 with a goal per time.
I'm sad but I have no hope for this match
>>68982795
no, we won't
but it's better this way
It's just 2pa1n.
I don't see why not, Spain haven't been overly impressive and if they play as well as they did against Belgium then Italia should have this
Yeah in penalties
>>68982795
Nope. Not with this lineup.
It's probably going to be the most one-sided game of the tournament.
Not a chance.
Probably no, even if i had a dream in wich we won at penalties
Also your flag is sideways
>no Candreva tonight
>>68982795
You better not.
Why are Italians so pessimistic? You guys realize it was literally your guys' Z team against Ireland, right?
It's not your time yet. First you have to eliminate Germany as is tradition.
>>68984372
>ireland
surely you can't be this dumb
>>68984372
Italy won't make it tonight. It's called realism. I would also want them to advance but I can already see Spain dominating the midfield and Italy choking 2-0 in the 60th minitue .
>>68984392
What?
Or are you nitpicking me for not specifying the Republic of Ireland?
>>68984372
maybe you don't know just how italian are supersticious.
since the begin of this euro have you ever seen a thread about where italians glorified his national team?
>>68984372
We are shit and people are overhyping us just for that one good game gainst Belgium where it was more theyr fault than us being good. We played like shit against Sweden too with the A team
>>68984408
Bruh.. I don't think anyone is worried about that result. Italy was just there to give the bench some minutes. Even Buffon celebrated with the Irish.
The fact they have fuckin' Eder and Pelle going up against Biscuits/Ramos/Pique is why they're worried.
> so much hype for >us
Please /sp/ don't do this. Italy is always competitive. It's useless to base predictions on their group phase and their D team's performance against Ireland. Italy is the scarier team here.
Who else /damagecontrol/ lads?
The only way we can win is if we score a early goal from a Spain's mistake
>Woke up at about 1 PM yesterday with around 8 hours of sleep
>Haven't slept since
>Want to sleep but I'm afraid I'll oversleep and miss the games
Should I go to sleep now and try getting up for the Italy game, or just tough it out and sleep after the England-Iceland game? I have nowhere to go tomorrow so don't have to worry about getting up at any specific time.
>>68984435
>biscuits
>>68982795
Why the fuck would you move from Italy to Bulgaria?
>>68984435
it's not even Pelle against Ramos that i'm worried about, tehyr defense is not great, it's Parolo against iniesta or De Rosii s Bisquets or Fabregas against motherfucking Giaccherini the problem
>>68984447
If you score early they wil start getting serious, we can win only if they start to toy around and we score late in the game wich will cause thme to panic and make mistake
>>68984435
They played good against Belgium though. I'm not denying Spain has a generally stronger squad, but it just astonishes me that almost everyone, and I mean literally EVERYONE, is expecting Italy to get beat badly when they've at least shown some kind of defiance of expectation.
Spain football is being a fucking joke this Eurocup compared to other years, you can beat us by plating a defensive wall and disrupting our shitty passing ball game and waiting for a good counterattack.
>>68984442
>Who else /damagecontrol/ lads?
h-hi.
>>68984372
Worst Italian team ever, lost to Ireland and pretty much draw with Sweden and lucky with Belgium.
>>68984476
>it's Parolo against iniesta or De Rosii s Bisquets or Fabregas against motherfucking Giaccherini the problem
this
also when did conte ever manage to beat a spanish team effectively?
>>68984476
>Parolo against iniesta
Considering you are without Marchisio and Verratti, were you ever really interested in this tourney?
>tfw both my teams are going out today
Iceland, Italy, it's been fun. Thanks for being my muh heritage teams while it lasted.
>>68984449
get an alarm you fullblown retard
>>68984507
Iceland has been a country for less than your grandfather has been alive, is it danish heritage?
>>68984507
Iceland and Italy are really the only two remotely interesting teams still in the tournament with Hungary gone. Assuming Spain and England go through, I'm really stumped as to who the fuck I want to win. I was kind of rooting for Wales until they Brexited.
>>68984496
not at all, my epectations where to come out of the group second place and go out in the RO16 without being embarassed too much
>>68984488
he didnt get to face a lot of them tbf. Last game was a friendly ended 2-2
>>68982795
God I hope not.
>>68984483
> Worst Italian team ever
Irrelevant. You're still Italy. Italy wins by being Italy.
> Sweden, Belgium
Italy was the better team both times.
> Ireland
Italy was playing literal benchwarmers with nothing to fight for.
>>68984514
I'm a heavy as fuck sleeper and often times don't even hear it. The only alarm I have that wakes me up is this fucking deafening one that's broken right now. Even when I take my laptop, set an alarm, and sleep with it right next to my fucking face, on full volume, it's nothing.
![uPGXmNu[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/lP0u7pL.jpg "uPGXmNu[1].jpg")
>>68984532
>I was kind of rooting for Wales until they Brexited.
>>68984523
Vaguely Scandinavian. Some Norwegian, Swedish, and Danish into the mix. But literally everyone in my town is a "hurr durr i'm 1/23423423 Swedish" heritage claimer, so I wanted to go for a change.
>>68982795
We'll lose. I only hope Spain will be a gentle master and fuck us firmly but gently. Kinda like when you press the palm of your hand against a girl's throat, instead of picking up two black guys at the nearest immigration centre and dping her all night.
>>68984568
You won't make it to the end of the Italy game, let alone Eng/Ice
Go to Walmart and get a new alarm clock or download an alarm app for your phone. Otherwise forget about it.
You're going to have to find a way to take a nap.
>>68984459
Why the fuck would someone live in Sweden?
No wonder the danes didn't fight more back, losing the southernmost part of sweden was a victory, considering your people.
>>68984601
omg hej lillebror
>>68984611
Måske mindre, men stadig storebror.
OT:
Italy will sadly choke. Why oh why did you have to become injured Marchisio, sweet principino?
>>68982795
not gonna make my own thread, but i have a multi bet, 7/10 legs won so far, got england, belgium, and spain to win, and i get 3000...
OR i could pull out now for 600 and not risk losing my 20 dollar bet in the next 3 games...
im scared... italy might draw it and im scared... what do i do?
>>68984646
>Italy will sadly choke.
you have to be a favourite to choke
>>68982795
No. Of course not. And it's better like that, losing against germany would turn the little pride we have into dust
>>68984666
cover yourself
better win 2880 or 580 than nothing
>>68984666
>betting on England
Get out while you still can lad
>>68984752
Believe in the me(me magic) that believes in you!
>>68984915
>>68984752
>>68984727
>>68984596
>>68984535
where is Mario Ballotelli ? he didn't make it?
>>68985215
he stopped playing for mental health problems.
too bad, with a striker like him in full force we would be the kings of this euros, now we have to rely on fucking Pellè
>>68985215
He literally scored two goals in the last two years
>>68984372
underhyping and underrating actually gives meme magic to your team
>>68982795
We're going to make it for sure.
Taking the airplane back to Italy, I mean.
we're never gonna make it, bros
We can but only if Gonde has managed to hypnotize Chiellini and convince him he's Tassotti, playing against 11 Luis Enrique
>>68985647
yeah, but about the quarter finals then? Do you really want to play without Chiellini?
>>68984532
>le park le bus
>interesting
>>68985215
>where is Mario Ballotelli ?
In the oven, I hope
>>68985672
...who cares about quarter finals, it's Grandpa's Cup, not the World Cup. I just want to see Chiellini killing a couple spaniards.
>>68982795
They'll be fine. Italy got this.
Morata can't do shit against Chiellini, Barzagli and Bonucci.
Candreva and Pelle to score
>>68985729
Candreva is still ded anon
My only hope is to mantain some dignity after tonight
>>68982824
>not realizing that italy Will win 1-0
Do you even want to make it?
Nevermind Italy, we're facing the power of pure meme magic. What fucking hope do England have now? You can't fight memes, we're completely fucked.
I seriously hope the match goes to benuldies. Not because I think Italy has a chance, but because I want to listen to this song in its proper historical context (=Raidiregoal, during penalties)(Sorry, Sergio, they use it way better)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LTp6GEIDj7M
>>68985741
Ah ok, as long u get Giaccherini on the left and Florenzi on the right you'll be fine.
If you want to lose you play De Sciglio, the eternal shitter. I don't even get how he's in a Serie A team, it's like he just slipped through the cracks and everyone was like "okay".
Italy still deserves a couple more titles before they are paid back for the 2002 atrocities
go go italia
>>68985925
thank you based brit
>>68985925
Eh, they already let us won 2006. We're even, if you ask me.
i'm rooting for italy
i hope they win
>>68986045
Don't lie, you won't root for Italy, you're just AB/spain/
Italy will shit on Spain desu
Just dive your way out of it as it is tradition to
the Italians , should be good enough.
If you thought Croatia-Portugal was awful, wait till you get a load of this match.
>>68986528
You won't see a game between 2 good teams as bad as that for years.
Conte = GOAT, therefore Italy win
>>68984557
>Italy was playing literal benchwarmers with nothing to fight for.
The benchwarmers are just as good as Conte's top picks, which is why we call it the worst Italian national team ever. Seriously, we don't stand a chance against a barely organized and disciplined team.
>>68985204
meme magic is for meme teams and nations like (Yours), what we need is some talent to magically manifest itself in our youth teams.
>>68985708
>implying Chiellini can force himself to play tough guy instead of acting like the fruity little bitch he is.
All his repertoire is limited to clumsy tackling and endless whining, and the fact that he's considered a decent defender is indicative of how shit defenders worldwide currently are.
>>68987448
But that's pretty much the point: he just has to take his clumsy tackling to the extreme and break noses with his feet.
I know he's no Ringhio, but that's what we have.
>De Sciglio as LM
The worst LB in Serie A is starting for azzuri, playing one of the hardest roles, LM in 3-5-2
It's quite funny how people got so hyped over Italy winning against Belgium that they unironically now think that they will be able to beat Spain.
I mean I know most of you faggots don't really know much about football and you are here just because of EC but come on...
>>68986458
>t. Malouda in 2006 WC final
well, except you didnt win that one of course
>>68987482
>Chiellini
>breaking noses
he'd be lucky enough not to trip on his
>>68986602
>Italy
>good team
>>68982795
You win.
Check'em.
>>68984592
You do realise you are still just as bad as the 'hurr durr' people
Why are Americans so obsessed with tiny parts of their heritage
