Why the fuck are they so good?
meme magic and tournament experience
>>68981376
Germans
>>68981376
because theyre the 4th reich.
entire industry dedicated to find and train quality players with low egos
>>68981376
the amazing fitness training in germany, they virtually neve get tired
tall players
technical players unlike england's workbabbies for ex
>>68981376
Non-egocentric players.
Very disciplined.
High tactical finesse.
Always world best Keepers.
Strong Defence that are also good Middlefielders.
Weakness:
Often stucks in too complicated attacks.
Weak to conters.
Italy
-Most populated country in Europe after Russia, and also one of the wealthiest
-Excellent sports infrastructure
-The German league has only grown in quality since the turn of the century
-German middle class cares about football and not other sport, unlike in France or the UK (i.e., rugby)
tactics and balance. they can use all best features of players.
typical germans. they are like robots. making good cars.beer.math.etc.
my 12 years rate: germany.italy.spain. other teams not stable and dont have such mentality
i wish south american teams could be like them. just imagine tactics+skills
They are literally Blitzkrieg: The team
Well managed and financed mercenary armies were always good throughout history.
So it's only obvious, they're good.
>>68981674
>German middle class cares about football and not other sport
I think F1 is also fairly popular, though. No to the same extent as football of course, though.
based Deutschland
strong technical players in every position and they play a style that is suited for 1 match tournament structure like the euros and wc
why do they always have the best goal keepers? what the fuck are their secret training methods?
>>68982010
non mongol genes
>>68981765
F! was popular during the SchumacherWinsLol era
but now not that much because
>V6 Hybrids
>Cars to "Easy" to drive
>Drivers lack Character
This is a very good generation of players who have grown together as a team over the past six years and have plenty of big game experience with their clubs as well. Only Spain have more experience.
We also profit from everyone else except Spain being a meme.
>>68981600
t.cuck
>>68981674
t. cuck
>>68981625
And cute countries asking them for moneys
>>68981376
>90m people
>excellent economy and society
>love football
They could hardly fuck it up from that position.
>>68982207
>lose two World Wars
>still manage to stand up and become one of the economically strongest forces worldwirde
As opposed to letting a globe spanning empure crumble.
>>68982010
specialised goal keeper schools since the 70s.
Best off the ball movement of any team.
>>68981376
multiculturalism works.
Merkel was right
APOLOGIZE
>implying Italy won't expose memermany
you know it's gonna happen lads
Because they play as a team, nobody is special. They have a very good physical training too, it looks like all the players eat well and are very fit. And they are very disciplined. Also the coach has been the same for many years, and has a long term project, instead of others NTs who sack their coaches all the time.
Also because they are [hide]Aryan masterrace[/hide]
they looked like a bunch of lvl 99 paladins against lvl 10 novices yesterday
>>68981376
Ridiculous midfield and goalie, hardly any missed passes, adhere rigidly to style of play that they've found success with, and as many as half the starters play together on Buyern
Yet they'll still lose to Italy
>>68982554
we must do this
Germany doesn't even have eagles, they should stop using it in every emblem
>>68981376
continuity, they look like a team that plays every weekend, while france looks like a bunch of very good players collected 2 weeks ago
>>68982617
this
we will fuck it up against the first good team
German efficiency
were the spaniards as smug as germans are now?
every german post here you can sense the smugness
i seriously hope italy cucks yall
>>68982639
No, you can beat good teams. Just not Italy. Lol
>>68982655
Spanish are even worse
they literally thought they were the best team to ever exist, when IRl they were the most boring one
experience and drax
what is this italy meme? why can't germans beat italy?
large talent pool
best players all at the same clubs
passion for the sport
good mentality
height, intelligence
>>68982694
italians are the truly master race
>>68982694
culo
>>68982554
please be gentle when you fuck us
>>68982624
>what is a golden eagle
>>68982627
That's because that's exactly what the two teams are. Germany play together every week at buyern whereas French players are spread out over several different leagues and clubs
>>68982660
Italy won't win against Spain though
and Spain is also our kryptonite
>>68982694
Italy's too hard to score on, and Germany tends to lose their composure when they fall behind. Basically the same thing that happened to Belgium
>>68982731
this
>>68982694
It's not a meme, we've literally never won against Italy except for friendlies.
I hope Italy gets BTFO today so we won't have to face them on saturday ...
>>68982694
Italy is the mongoose to the snake Germany
Italy is the antibodies to the illness Germany
Italy is the Trump to the Clinton Germany
Italy is the patrician wine to the peasant beer Germany
It's in Italy's nature. No matter how Germany will be better than the Azzurri, Italians will alwasy prevail
Also it's kinda traumatic experience for germans after 70, 82, 06 and 12
>>68982010
it's a popular position
>>68982792
how do you guys lose to italy? that team is full of old farts and no talento.
>>68982817
The one thing Germany lacks and Italy has in droves is heart.
And sure, the italian team is old, but they're far from untalented.
>>68982694
Italy is the original, England is Just Because You Parrot Italy It Does Not Mean You Can Replicate The Original and Germany is Muscle Italy.
Italy and Germany (and to an extent, France) both heavily rely on teamwork and passing to get through, instead of le fancy dribblaeng, an Argentina with the same mindset would be unstoppable, instead like every "we have THE NAMES so we should win" team they choke, again and again.
The main difference between Italy and Germany is that Italian defenders are trained a lot better tactically (The B in Bundesliga stands for Serie B). Look at Morata: near no goals in the league, whenever he plays in Europe with shit tier FB he starts scoring no problem. Both suffer from a drought of strikers, Juventus paid the price for this when: best team in the world, then you see the strikers: Matri and Quagliarella.
>>68982856
>The one thing Germany lacks and Italy has in droves is heart.
Seems like you haven't seen Schweinsteiger in the World Cup final.
stop circle jerking
>>68982871
Germans don't have heart, they are machines built for efficiency. It's also why they don't understand humour.
>>68982800
Terminal autism
>>68982891
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LMAO at least we could win against Emus
>>68982624
but we have eagles tho
>>68982871
If anything it's thanks to Higuain that you won.
If he scored that one on one against Neuer it would have been game over since Germany is literally unable to win if they go behind.
>>68981376
They aren't?
Will probably lose against Italy or whatever team. Hopefully, don't need the multiculturalism propaganda every win of this team sprouts everywhere on TV and news sites.
>>68981541
>German team
>Germans
Kek.
>>68982934
lol'd hard
>>68982958
>t. citizen of Nauen
>>68982681
>kappa
Isn't this some new and dandy Leddit/Twitch meme 16 year olds spam everywhere?
Are you an autistic manchild?
Also, he isn't even German.
>Extremely cute Girl repeatedly looking at me and smiling
Is this a trick? Should I get up and talk to her?
My hands are shaking.
>>68982958
>hating on the multicultural german team
I wonder what you useless fagott have done for your cluntry today. Jerking it to underaged kids and shitting the bed this morning doesn't count obviously.
i think i hate you all after reading this thread.
>>68983021
go and talk to her
'h-have you h-heard about messi?'
>>68983055
She just left the train and was still looking at me
Oh well. Then again why would a 9/10 be interested in me.
>>68983076
Probably looked at you because you were watching here the whole time while mouth breeding and killing a Cheeseburger or two
>>68983099
B-but then why did she smile
God I hate myself
>>68983123
How could I know man, maybe because she saw you were half errect while choking on those fries I don't know. But then again I don't know how you look like so she might habe been flirting if you aren't an ugly fuck.
>>68982997
Tips Aluhut
do you think Germany would win against Barcelona or Real Mandril?
All German players playing for Germany
>>68983288
no. Nor would any other national team.
Never underestimate german autism
>>68982106
>>Cars to "Easy" to drive
This is a shitty meme and everybody knows it.
>>68983288
clubs play and train together all the time
no way any national team beats the top tier ones
>>68983238
Either Hitler was right and we really are the Übermenschen or the other guy is right. To be destroyed and shamed twice and still cuck Europe just a few decades later is too much for normal people.
I know it was a group stage, but a shitty game against us is stuck in my head.
Germany certainly have a potential to choke a game terribly and frustrate itself.
>>68981625
>always worlds best keepers
>you now remember Lehmann
>>68983301
well Brazil almost defeated Barcelona in 1999. But that Brazil was one of the best NTs ever
>>68983348
Lehmann was still better than 99% of all Keepers in the world.
He was just mediocre under the very best.
>>68983026
>implying the german team has done anything for our country
>>68983412
>made people feel better and gave them fun
>you
>....
>>6898312
maybe she didn't mean to smile at you
some people are just happy you know, nothing to be afraid of
>>68983333
astonishing digits my freund
>>68983348
I will forever not be not mad about Kahn getting subbed for Lehmann. Fuck Klinsmann.
>>68983461
>earns millions of euros to do it
Yeah, if he wants to make me feel better he could give me some of his money.
>>68983675
>he only thinks in about money
That's why you don't have any.
>>68983730
Nice meme
>>68981376
M A S T E R R A C E
>>68982532
it clearly doesn't. özil is shit, mustafi is shit, boateng is white on the inside and has been shaped by bavarians and not muzzies. all the leaders are pure germans
>>68982792
i hope we play them and finally beat this curse
>>68983764
Try thinking about making money next time noob.
>>68983792
>has been shaped by bavarians
Boatend clearly talks like a Berliner.
When did he went to Bavaria? Can't see much of shape on him.
>>68981376
the hairstyle
>>68983792
Boateng has a blonde german mother. For me he is german. Don't know why people bitch about him.
>>68983876
yeah i always tell people this. there's a huge difference between a german guy who happens to be black and some third world sand nigger coming here with no morals and an IQ below 80
>>68983888
I doubt Boateng has an IQ higher than 80 2bh.
He sounds like a retard when he is talking.
But he is a cool guy though.
>>68981674
Handball is very popular too, I guess mid-class teenagers tend to play handball more often than football (at least where I come from).
>>68981376
Because we lost WWII
winning the WC in 54 gave the whole country a boost of new confidence and football became a central part of every germans life
>>68981376
tall and white
>>68981376
They only care about football. I mean they don't even have a rugby world cup.
>>68982934
7/10 for effort
>>68982554
>implying you wont lost to 5pa1n
>>68984001
Isn't handball mostly played in the north in germany?
>>68981598
How do germans manage to crush their ego and be functioning cogs of a machine?
What happens when the machine or its operator malfunctions?
How to escape chronic depression?
Should I leave everything behind and live like a hermit?
>>68984103
can't hear you over our handball world champions title
>>68982590
Unfair they removed the level cap against you
>>68984302
They don't crush their Ego, they lust are mature.
It's a white people thing you wouldn't understand.
>They stay consistently good with a 80% white team
I'm envious
>>68984276
Nope
I live rather south than in the middle and it is really popular until your 20s here. I played 2 years myself and can say it is a awesome sport to play yourself. The only sport i can watch on television or in person is football.
>>68984276
Yes I guess it's more popular in northern germany. I am from southern germany and even there where always more people playing handball than football in my village.
Germany are going to get cucked by England in the semis.
Sp will explode and fail and I offline to be fixed. It's coming home will be spammed to exceed Torres and tsuu levels.
It's going to happen, and there is nothing you can do about it.
Enjoy being an worldwide embarrassment after the semis.
England 3 Germany 1
>>68981376
They weren't good enough to have messi rage quit after beating argentina.
>>68984469
>implying Englel will even reach the semis
Woy will use the match against Slovakia as an excuse not to play Vardy for the rest of the tourney. They'll crash out before the semis.
The best thing about the German team is that they don't have ONE star player to blame or base everything around. Unlike many other teams which heavily rely on one famous guy to do everything and when he fucks up it's all over.
See Argentina, Portugal, Wales
>>68984487
that's pretty funny actually.
god bless chile
Good young player scouting and support that started a decade ago pays off now.
>>68984509
in absolute fairness to wales Bale is a top player, there's only 4 other decent players in their squad that are starter for mid table clubs in pl tier, of course he's gonna carry them
>>68984509
And Sweden.
Don'r forget Sweden with mediocre Ibramemovic who isn'r even good.
>>68982010
>he thinks Neuer is a natural human being
protip: He was genetically engineered in a lab, German scientists were trying to create the ultimate goal keeper machine in secret like some Frankenstein shit
Ever wondered why he looks like a robot?
>>68982624
what is a steinadler though
We got it all
>Passion
>A good youth system
>Sufficient funding
>>68984276
yep, nobody in the south gives a shit
>>68984339
underrated post
>>68984658
The youth training system is the biggest part of it I think.
We actually have a lot of professional academies for young talents to be trained and raised from a young age. When people quit the national team, we've got new and fresh talents ready to take over.
>>68981376
deutsh qualitat
>>68983333
*get cucked by europe you mean
remember the krise
>>68984658
You forgot turks
>>68984603
lol
Die Mannschaft is 3 good niggers
>>68981598
> quality players with low egos
Literally have left the best german striker at home the last three tournaments because of his ego clash with Jogi
Germany are too gay
They are going to pay
Watch the other team play
And blow them away
>>68984302
If you had paid your fucking debts, you'd know.
>>68981625
>Non-egocentric players.
ok
>Very disciplined.
ok
>High tactical finesse.
ok
>Always world best Keepers.
wrong, best keepers in history are all italian
>Strong Defence that are also good Middlefielders.
ok
>Weakness:
>Often stucks in too complicated attacks.
>Weak to conters.
>Italy
add too confindent and this is good
I don't know what it is about their national team but I admire them. It's probably the only team I care about besides us because they always play a very clean and beautiful football. I'm also legit exciting to see Neuer play, how often do you look forward to see a GK play, honestly?
If you compare their game against slovakia and the belgium hungary game, the score line isn't as big and yet they seemed way more dominant.
>>68982010
because unlike in most othre countries, goaly isnt the loser position for the fat kid.here we have rolemodels thus more players actually wanna be the next kahn, maier, neuer etc
>>68984603
>mfw i find that every german looks like a robot
> they dont are even human anymore
So much perfection.
>>68982997
>The reasons Germany is this "strong" is because Jews want it to be.
Dude,our ancestors destroyed the jewish population of europe completly.We literally let a whole religion vanish in 5 years.Do you think any Jew likes us ? Let alone if they would controll us.What do you think would happened if Hitler was right after all ?Also many people had Isreal anyways for theier behaviour in the middle east.
>>68984994
>wrong, best keepers in history are all italian
lol, good joke.
>too confident
That is straight out false. As soon as we don't win a match 4:0 everybody here falls into depression saying we'll go out in the group stage
>>68985281
>>wrong, best keepers in history are all italian
>lol, good joke.
It's kinda true 2bh
>>68982694
its like rock paper scissors
germany > france > italy > germany
>>68985301
They had some some of the best goalies ever, yes but we have arguably the best goalie of all time and another maybe even 2 other top 5 keepers in Kahn and Maier.
>>68985367
>france > italy
W-what?
>>68982617
They wont lose to Italy with such class midfielders
>>68981376
because only half their team is german
>>68982617
Nope. We'll win this tournament and here is why.
Jogi never gets beaten before the semis and in the semis we'll play France and we usually don't lose against France in a tournament. (58 wc was the last time) and since the right bracket of the tourney is just memes the final is ours too.
>Germania
>>68985576
>Jogi never gets beaten before the semis
>we'll play France and we usually don't lose against France
Kek, this doesn't even make sense.
Germany never won against italy, so at least one of these three things will be different in the past. You can't argue like that.
>>68985777
Fuck, trips of truth.
I just thought with his amazing track record Jogi could stand against the curse.
Question is what's stronger the Italy-curse or Jogi's butt- and crotch smelling fueled meme magic
>>68985856
>Question is what's stronger the Italy-curse or Jogi's butt- and crotch smelling fueled meme magic
Kek, good question...
>>68985856
Nothing can stand against the curse, your only hope is that we'll be kicked out by Hispanicos
>>68984852
>ego clash
More like Löw hating on Leverkusen players for no reason.
>Kießling best german striker for years around 2012, better play with strikerless meme formation and dont call him up
>hurr better bring alone Sane and Schürrle despite Brandt having an infinitely better season
>>68985905
You can't be sure. Maybe it's a very strong scent?
I think the most vital part of the game will be the handshake at the beginning. Conte doesn't know what he's in for.
>>68985961
>nominating chokerkusen players
It's like you don't even wanna win this tourney. We're not playing for a top3 finish here.
Leverkusen players mentalities are fucked, they just can't win. We were lucky Kramer was still a gladbach player in 2014
>>68985961
>Asuka faggot still bitter his favorite chokers haven't been called up
Löw did the right thing, Leverkusen players are ALWAYS locker room cancer.
>>68986021
>>68986087
Whatever.
Blaming Kießling, the most humble player in the league, for his dismisal due to "ego" is plain wrong.
>>68985961
>>68986021
>>68986087
Leverkusen aren't even that bad off, you have Tah and Leno, we have nobody, fucking Stindl is ten times better than Schürrle, and he might as well nominate Dahoud instead of Sane if he isn't playing anyways.
>>68986128
>most humble player in the league
That might be true, but modesty doesn't win you championships.
>>68982655
7:1
Stone cold and clockwork efficient since the gassing of the jews.
>>68984620
How about Seeadler?
>>68982624
What? Of course we do, why do you think the eagle is everywhere on Germany insignia?
>>68986128
>the most humble player
Hi literally threatened to leave last season after he didn't play a few matches, because he was in poor form and Chicharito was banging them in.
>>68984994
>Always world best Keepers.
>wrong, best keepers in history are all italian
>>68986265
>threaten
More like considering his options.
>>68984908
Sick 12 y/o's ryhmes m8
>>68986265
You shouldn't take Bild too literally, he looked for a place to live in Hannover because he didn't see playing time and he's older now and needs to find a save place to retire
>>68986285
Don't worry Edwin Germany gas the best keepers
>>68986318
Yeah, because they weren't in talks with him over his role at the club after his active career
(they were btw)
>>68986367
>gas
*has
>>68985369
christ nigga are you delusional or what? Kahn was top 10 at its best, and Maier is far out from top 10
>Buffon
>Toldo
>Peruzzi
>Pagliuca
>Zenga
>Zoff
>Albertosi
there, I listed the italian gks of the last 40 years. Are you seriously telling that Kahn was better than all of them? Even of Zoff and Buffon?
And what about all the others? Schmeichel, Cech, Van Der Sar, Casillas, Julio Cesar...and the list goes on.
go fuck a transturkish ladyboy you oxygen waster
Why the fuck are they so good?
>>68986419
Only know Buffon of those.
Who are those others, are they only known in Italy?
>>68986419
Alright, calm down luigi.
How about you bring be a nice Pizza (fruti di mare pls) and some tiramisu for dessert, I tip generously.
But to the topic at hand. I'm saying that Neuer is better than all of them.
Kahn and Maier were also great and those hoalies you listed are about as good as these two some may even ne a little better, but nobody comes close to based manuel.
Just because the other teams suck monkey fucks at the moment.
>>68986419
Other than Buffon, I recognise Toldo and Zoff and can vaguely remember the name Peruzzi. Don't recognise the rest.
Anyway:
>Casillas
>good
>>68986486
>doesn't know Zoff
Nigga what
>>68981376
In any domain of life, 1 German is inferior to 1 Frenchman, but 10 Germans are worth 50 Frenchmen.
They have superior collective intelligence.
>>68982357
>As opposed to letting a globe spanning empure crumble.
>>68986684
>those blacks
>"""""Frenchmen""""""
>>68982532
Sorry Merkel
because neuer
also half the team plays together all year, so they have the bayern synergy
>>68982532
LA CULONA INTROMBABILE
neanche qua esiste qualcuno capace di scoparsela
THE UNFUCKBLE FAT ASS
not even here there is someone who can enjoy fuck her
>>68982357
Merkel has something to say about that
>>68986590
Casillas in his prime was one of the greatest
Casillas now is shit
>>68986486
are you underage by any chance
>>68986530
>nobody comes close to based manuel
Buffon alone is better than Neuer, Kahn and Memeier
>>68986773
>In any domain of life
I was not talking about football.
I'd prefer to run a company with 10 German employees than a company with 30 French employees. I'd make more money since the French employees would always be:
>late
>"exceptionally unavailable"
>on strike
>not obeying
>plotting stuff
>taking 2 to 3 hours for lunch
>unable to find key documents when needed
>surfing the web instead of working
>disappearing on Fridays after noon
>pretending they didn't receive the orders
Whereas 10 German employees would just do their work.
>>68986874
>Buffon alone is better than Neuer, Kahn and Memeier
Ahahahaha.
Even if you'd take the best traits of every goalie ever and put them together the end product still wouldn't be as hood as Neuer. You'd need traita of defenders and modfielders too.
>>68986486
Pagliuca was the GK when Brazil won the WC in 94. Peruzzi and Toldo were basically Buffon's benchwarmers.
>>68986995
i know what is this, i know what are you doing, this is true fear coming from you
don't worry, we are gonna lose to spain today, but if we manage to win, get your ass ready for another big italian cock ;^)
>>68987028
Peruzzi was supposed to be the gk during 94 and 98 but got injured, he was the main gk in euro 96 tho
and Toldo was the hero of Euro 2000. Shame for the final
>>68987088
No, in 1994 he was simply kicked out by Sacchi.
http://ricerca.repubblica.it/repubblica/archivio/repubblica/1994/05/13/peruzzi-deluso-il-ct-sceglie-per.html
>>68987052
Yeah, I'm trembling.
Let's see if you're any better than during March and don't forget we'll be actually trying this time.
>>68986874
I agree with this
>>68986840
You don't want to suck on mama Merkel's fat granny titties?
>>68987141
cmon german bro, you always try, every single game
and comparing friendly match with competions match it is not worth it, we never give a fuck with friendly game
but don't worry, this time will be the lucky time for your team, my regards
>>68984852
ROFL
Kießling was fucking garbage in the few tests he had with the NT.
Then when Löw wanted to call him again HE declined.
Why ?
"I don't want to be Nr.3 behind Klose and Gomez"
He is a dumb piece of shit. Fucking moron.
Its PURELY and ONLY HIS fault that he failed.
>>68987028
nah perruzzi was goat, and before buffons time.
>>68986917
deluded
>>68982694
exactly this, it's not a meme, Italy is Kraut kryptonite
>>68982792
>>68982817
>old farts
>old
very disciplined, and very experienced old farts
very important due to
>international teams spend very little time training together
>players constantly coming and going + injuries
I could go on, but in a shellnut Italy forms a phalanx and dares you to come take their spaghetti
pro tip: Germans can't into spaghetti
>>68982817
>>68982856
italy is a mirror of a team
>draw against teams like Bulgaria in qualifiers or group stage
>beat teams like Germany in knockout rounds
they play to the level of their opponent plain and simple
dont believe me?
>be World Cup 2010
>Italy defending champions
>placed into a shit group of: New Zealand, Paraguay, and Slovakia
>shit competition=shitaly shits the bed
>goes the fuck home
>italy scored
rip us
>>68981376
adidas rules the sport
>>68981625
>>68984994
>>68986285
None of those are right because they aren't pic related
>>68986419
>Toldo
>Peruzzi
you can't be serious
>>68983021
>>68983076
>>68983123
My god, german men are betas.
>>68994047
Tell me then, what would you have done?
>>68994528
I would've talk with her
Womens don't bite
>>68995053
My ex did. But it was pleasent.
>>68984469
>England in the semis
Please, you'll die to Iceland, just you wait and see.
>>68982010
>>68984603
>Neuer
>neuer Mensch
Robot confirmed!
>>68982800
>70, 82, 06 and 12
>Ctrl + F
>steroids
No results. Come the fuck on /sp/ you cant be that naive.
