Is it even possible scoring against this guy?
Only when you are South American, European strikers are shite
>>68954292
With that shitty defense, yes.
>muh Goateng, muh Wunschnachbar, muh evil AfD
never believe neger memes
>>68954292
Nope.
Just give up.
>>68954519
>shitty defense
>literally the BEST defense of euro 2016
not really.....
of course silly
>>68954573
>best defense
>struggled against slavs from a war country
he's getting older. so yea
>>68954713
but they didn't
Webm of him slipping and conceding the corner where
He is literally the perfect man
Look at him
He was genetically engineered in a lab to be the perfect keeper and male specimen
>>68954455
>boateng
every time
>>68954922
When I look at elite German footballers I can never help but imagine what positions they'd have held in the Nazi party
Bastian Schweinsteiger I think would have been the highest ranking just because of that fucking name but Neuer would have been a top war crim for sure
>>68954829
That was Courtois
>>68954455
Beautiful
>>68955378
They can never win, can they?
>boateng scores or plays a good game
>meh, okay
>make one mistake
>boanigger
So, how does "Neuer" is actually pronounced in deutsch?
>>68955650
Noyer
hes actually not that good , weakest link of the german team , if they play against a good team and keep the pressure on him , germany will lose
>>68955650
Neger
>>68955650
Shit
>>68955668
So Beckenbauer should be pronounced Beckenboyer?
>>68955650
Hames
>>68955708
eu/=/au
>>68955708
>Neuer
>eu
>Beckenbauer
>bauer
>au
What are you, stupid?
>>68955679
(You)
>>68955708
no, Beckenbower. au and eu are not pronounced the same.
>>68955708
Beckenbower
also this: >>68955744
>>68955708
>auer is the same as euer
Sip some sprite, Leo. You're being autistic again.
>>68955708
becken BOWER
>>68955708
no
"eu" is not "au"
>>68955679
>2/10
>>68955708
>neuer
>bauer
>>68955768
>>68955769
mind hive
>>68955708
![Philipp_Lahm_2419[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/qgsQUKS.jpg "Philipp_Lahm_2419[1].jpg")
>>68955111
Lahm's the kind of guy who was an Oberjäger on the Eastern front, and his men hated him because he was a keen Nazi party member.
>>68955962
Lahm is a jew
even sturaro did it
>>68955744
>>68955751
>>68955768
>>68955769
>>68955770
>>68955782
>>68955797
>>68955843
>>68955930
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k2eMHqS7lTU
>>68955992
Probably why he immersed himself in the Nazi ideology, to conceal his secret.
>>68955962
Lahm is the Kameradenschwein who rats his comrades out to the GeStaPo/SS/party when they make some cheeky comments about the political and military leadership.
![fKdJw4K[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/dVUFDdM.jpg "fKdJw4K[1].jpg")
>>68955111
>Nazi
>war crim
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=84RHbezFzE0
android confirmed
>>68955111
Just imagine them in SS uniforms. It would fit perfectly.
Especially for Schweinsteiger.
>>68956108
>you walk home with your gf and these 4 guys hit on her
>wat do
>>68956196
Turn 180 degrees
>>68955708
>Argentina
>>68956108
someone shop this
>>68956196
Enlist in the Waffen SS and become one of those guys in dashing uniforms hitting on qts all over Europe myself of course.
>>68956108
Muller would have been the cruel SS sturmmann who actually gets a kick from murdering children. Sometimes he goes to far but sturmscharführer Schweinsteiger let's him get away with it.
>>68956231
>Turn 360 degrees
>>68956108
some days I truly lament based schweini didn't become an actor instead, literally born to be a too smooth villain
It is
>>68956002
he's a big guy
I hope you cucks are ready for leipzig
>>68956423
>dumbers
>>68956376
What is his fascination with boogers?
>>68956108
>>68956266
Kroos is the SS Sturmbannführer who does desk work, not actually seeing combat or cruelty, but writing down numbers of deported jews and deciding which villages to exterminate as retaliation for sabotage. He does it with the passion only an office warrior could have.
>>68956417
for you.
>>68954455
Rip Boateng
![gotze[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/84qh7i3.jpg "gotze[1].jpg")
>>68956451
Goetze is the naive kid straight from the training camp. He writes to his mother every night and the other veterans take him under their wing and play pranks on him. A Red Army sniper kills him 3/4 through the film
>>68956563
I like your stories. Tell me about Mario Gomez
>>68956563
keep going
>>68956641
he walks through walls and shoots lasers from his eyes
>>68956641
Into the oven he goes.
>>68956641
Division Azul
>>68956451
Personally I see Kroos as a MG-42 gunner. Or possibly an SS sniper, picking off anglos from a church tower.
>>68956063
This.
He's also a closet fag.
![740full-mario-gómez[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/LVDWnwE.jpg "740full-mario-gómez[1].jpg")
>>68956641
>Mario Gomez
Obersturmbannführer Gomez just wants to do his duty and protect the lives of his men. He clashes with the fervent Nazi's like Schweinsteiger and Kroos. Eventually they order Muller to shoot him in the back
>>68956708
and in fiction?
>>68956866
;_;7
![Andre_Schürrle,_Germany_national_football_team_(06)[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/68u6Egp.jpg "Andre_Schürrle,_Germany_national_football_team_(06)[1].jpg")
what would he be? he looks very much like a pictured nazi
>>68956866
Wouldn't Gomez be in Divison Azul>
>68956770
>68956866
Klose and Podolski would be two Polish kapos in Auschwitz
Their task would be to take care of the Holocaust roller coaster
>>68956937
A Lustknabe
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=25FMeb8MYgM
>tfw no Mila at championship
top thread
daily reminder that Darron Gibson and Anderson scored against Neuer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RDHLd2YFWQY
If Italy go through some random Italian player will score a cheeky goal against him to win it
![2E6BE10500000578-0-image-a-54_1447455922676[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/bG94uz4.jpg "2E6BE10500000578-0-image-a-54_1447455922676[1].jpg")
And Joachim Löw?
Reminder that our shitty team scored a total of 7 gopals in the 2014 WC qualification against this team and its meme keeper.
>>68957020
Wait he'd be one of the
human experimentation types wouldnt he
Based Weigl would make a top tier nazi.
>>68956979
Is that Schweinsteiger?
Neuer is an overrated piece of shit
>>68957055
Julian "hart wie Krupp-Stahl" Weigl
>>68955650
Noia
>>68957101
Don't forget the FA cup now
>>68957119
Still way better than Joe Fart
>>68954292
>mfw Eder or Immobile score against Germany
top lel
>>68957101
>That absolutely flawless track record
Based Schweini.
>>68956979
It's "rassismus".
very. Love watching him cry like a bitch every time it happens too
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=94YjdfxzCg4
>>68954455
This anon knows whats up.
We did it in the same year.
>>68955111
Müller would be fucking Klaus Barbie
His face is like cliché SS torturer
>>68955111
Schweinsteiger=Himmler
>>68957163
Eder scoring against neuer, that would be the day.
>>68954292
anyone have webm of him left hanging after that corner save?
>>68957282
Not that Eder. THe itallian one.
Mats Hummels is Hitler's bodyguard, charged with keeping enemy spies away.
>>68957568
>implying he's not an undercover agent in occupied France, seducing the madames and mademoiselles and finding out where their resistance husbands and fathers have their secret meetings
Reus is the ambitious Gefreiter who's seemingly always taking an enemy bullet in the leg before a major offensive.
>>68957732
>he's the only one who survives the war cause he's always on sick leave
>>68954455
messi is my kinda guy
>>68957732
Correction - Reus is an Unteroffizier who was injured in training before the glory in Poland and also injured before the glory in France. He is injured yet again by a misfire before the July push into Russia.
He ends up first seeing battle in Stalingrad and fighting until the bitter end.
>>68955111
wow i think about this too.
roll for how many jews sschweinsteiger.s grandfather killed during world war 2
schweinsteiger's*
>>68956108
the lighting in this pic is so bad, they look like they´re having a Hitler mustache already
>>68956866
i like it
there was a german player from the 90s that was the perfect nazi prototype. I can't remember his name.
![4962442[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/4GvqxD9.jpg "4962442[1].jpg")
>>68959007
Found him.
Effenberg
>>68956382
>dat defender's half-jog into darkness and depression after a goal
>>68954292
nein
>>68959407
Hi Benzema, you'll get another chance in the semis
Oh wait
>>68959482
fuck Benzema
we've got Gri Gri
>>68957214
he looks kind of like that SS guy in all those webms people post
i don't know the actors name or the show, anyone know what i'm talking about?
>>68954292
Yes but you need an italian passport
>>68955650
de Gay
>>68954455
>if it wasn't for this play, Germans could unironically spout Boateng and Neuer memes
thank you based Messi for shitting on both in the same 10 seconds
>>68960245
>>68960297
losing a final to superior team like germany is nothing unexpected
getting shat on and chipped by a manlet (as the world's best gk at the time), and also beaten from outside the box on the near post minutes before, while you memed around before the match about 'showing messi who's boss' is, however, a situation in which you should consider taking up enke's path
>>68960480
>should consider taking up enke's path
lel no
you wish
>>68960578
well maybe it's an exaggeration but you get the picture
>>68960297
Messi's face here gets me everytime.
He knows he didn't deserve the trophy and is absolutely devastated. Let's hope he wins tonight.
>>68956108
>4 white males in the same pic
Absolutely haram
>>68960297
MANLET
A
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L
E
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>>68960739
>>68959214
Are they his sisters?
>>68961037
That fierce alpha look on Neuer
>>68961123
sister and gf
>>68961190
Why's he touching both their arses? Fair play if he's shagging his sister, they both look hot.
The holocaust never happened.
>>68960480
>while you memed around before the match about 'showing messi who's boss'
pretty sure it was just a bad translation and he didn't mean it like that.
>>68955962
Wild Bill
>>68955111
Same
>>68959533
French volunteer in the U-boat fleet.
His ship is tragically sunk after having made several daring escapes in a futile late war mission.
Disillusioned, misses his hometown and still can't score in important games.
>>68955111
at least we have some guys left that represent our people fairly well
france however...
>>68965034
so handsome
i'd let him commit war crimes on me
