GET IN HERE
1. Carl Edwards
2. AJ Allmendinger
3. Martin Truex Jr.
4. Kurt Busch
5. Kyle Larson
Race starts at 3:00 PM Eastern
Let's go dinger!!
>muh God
DEUS VULT
Which channel is this on?
>>68949122
>autistic frogposter
>>68949150
Fs1
>>68949094
Whoops, have a legible version
>>68949175
FUG
We've got the Anthem sung in Bb. It's gonna be a good day, boys.
STREAM:
http://www.ustream.tv/channel/nascar49c
STOP PUTTING YOUR OWN SPIN ON THE NATIONAL ANTHEM
JUST SING IT NORMAL
>sprint coalburner girl commercial
>you will never share a bottle of wine with Danica
>>68949238
See those fighter jets? They ensure that we have the freedom to sing the National Anthem how we want.
>>68949257
>you will never taste her butthole
>le goofy dancing sprint girl getting niggered
KEK, /pol/ absolutely KEKED
>>68949257
Before or after she uses the strap-on on you?
>>68949225
The divided states of nu-merica needs to just fracture already.
What is "Speak for Yourself" supposed to be? Is it FS1's Chinese knockoff of PTI?
hello lads
>BFG movie
Why?
>>68949299
Kinda, but it's surprisingly good. More like a pti. Cowherd and Whitlock work well together.
>>68949375
>logano
>>68949399
>LOLgano
>>68949375
I thought that was Kyle
shilling shilling shilling shilling shilling shilling
arca 155/200 laps
http://americansportsnet.com/arca-racing-series-winchester-speedway/
Who /hugs/ here
Do ARCA cars have a higher minimum ride height compared to the sprint cup cars? They look like they are sitting on stilts.
>>68949375
this is kyle.....
who /missmarcos/ here
>>68949505
i think these teams just cant into good setups
plus this track is hella bumpy so they prob ride em a little higher than normal
>>68949537
They're both balding
>>68949505
They just run chassis that are similar to nascar chassis when nascar chassis didn't have infinite downforce
also this>>68949620
>NBC next week
Rolling for winner
>its a the announcers need to explain how road courses work for 2 hours episode
>>68949476
>open stream to de bris
wew
>>68949721
JUST
Does Danica win and continue the meme magic from last night?
>>68949721
>>68949643
>>68949755
FUCK
>>68949731
a fucking tearaway
the jokes write themselves
>>68949643
Reminder, jwt kicked pepperoni nips ass last night.
>>68949257
>Not fucking her with a wine bottle
>>68949856
as someone said, "i'm not sure if they were fuckin or fighting"
>>68949620
>plus this track is hella bumpy so they prob ride em a little higher than normal
I saw that just now, cars are scraping down turn 3/4 pretty badly
Dale Jr gets his first road course win today
Jr had the best five and ten laps averages in practice.
what the fuck is up with the 77
>>68949987
>>68950003
>almost 88 and 3
Boogity boogity boogity, lets go racin'!
>Kenseth starting 23rd
Not really looking forward to this one boys
jgrtoyotawinslol
>>68950191
Why didn't you stop by in the IndyCar thread just now?
/ragsinabox/ guy was there but you weren't
I was disappoint
>Spanish version of the Race
>FOX DEPORTes
This shit is way too complicated to watch, why couldn't they just race at an oval this weekend? fuck this shit
>>68950351
>left AND right turns
>too complicated
wew
>>68950351
>Being this much of a pleb
>>68950351
t. cletus
>>68950351
F1 falseflag pls go
This is basically a funeral procession.
It's been almost 20 years since they stopped using the carousel section
Do these cars have to shift to first on this track or can they power through the turns in second?
>Boris Said not racing the road course
>>68950453
down to 1st in turn 11
>>68950453
there's no shifting, they're automatics.
>>68950453
They shift to 1st in turn 11, I don't think they do anywhere else
>Bowyer
>Go to commercial
>Caution
Like clockwork
>>68950480
he would have been in an extremely shit tier car anyway
>soda cookies 7th
can he keep it up today?
COMMERCIAL CAUTION
RIP KURT
>clit boyer
>>68950480
Daily reminder a ringer has literally never won a race
>Lint
The JUST tour continues
>>68950525
>Not wanting that "SaidHead" merch money
Do you even need to heel/toe with a crashbox? Not sure about the mechanics of that. I remember they'd always have a camera with one of the drivers doing it, I think Harvick
More like Clit BAWWWyer
>>68950550
tfw Ron Fellows would have won in 2004 if Tony hadn't shit his pants and stayed in the car
>>68950480
Boris Said planned to drive a Corvette during this weekends four hour VLN race on the Nordschleife, unfortunately they ran in to problems during practice and DNS
WATER
COOLER
DALE
FUCK these ads
>>68950600
Ricky Rudd had an unorthodox heel/toe method, where he'd mash the brakes with his right heel. He was the fucking man.
>That onboard cam
hehe
>>68950674
>Slicky Ricky never won a title
>tfw
Good lord this is going to be long fucking race.
110 laps in cars that slow?
>>68950606
He's helping out with Callaway in ADAC, no?
i hope a toyota doesnt win
>Indycar driver leading road course
Not surprised.
who /allmendinger/ here?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A8nAVpob71g
>>68950727
110 laps with an average lap of 90 seconds is 2.75 hours, a pretty normal running time.
>>68950782
Hopefully The Dinger can save us from Toyotawinslol
>>68950768
On some race weekends, yeah.
>>68950844
>speed doesn't exist anymore
>not using the other cars to slow you down when you go too fast in the turn
STEWART IN THE FUCKING TOP 5
>jr top ten and making passes at Sonoma
Is this real life?
>>68950954
HAPPENING
>>68950937
Anyone remember when they broadcast the entire 24 Hours of Daytona back in 2001?
>>68950850
I'm just used to an hour and a half to two hour long races.
Watching this is like watching slabs of iron being hurled around, much less nimble than very other major series.
I'd be interested to see a GT3 car put in the field.
>>68950954
Fuck yeah T-Stew
>>68951030
jr was 3rd at sonoma a couple of years ago
>Jr battling for 6th
IT'S HAPPENING
>>68951030
>inb4 joonya finished second yet again
>>68950900
he looks like a fat, old, alain prost
BOOGITY BOOGITY BOOGITY LET'S GO TO COMMERCIAL BOYS!
>>68951044
nascar races are longer than most other non-endurance type of races
>>68951091
I believe he'll divebomb and wreck the leader in 11 to win a roadcourse
>>68951092
I wish I have hair that good when I get old
>>68951092
reminder that prost > senna
This has always been the hardest course for me to race in games. Not sure how they can put these cars around the track but maybe I outdrive the tires. Or I'm not used to seeing the camera angles because it's a natural road course.
BOOGITY BOOGITY BOOGITY, WELCOME BACK TO RACING BOYS!
who /Mississippi Pimento and Cheese/ here?
>what rumble strips
>>68951212
in nascar racing 2003, I could do most tracks on a keyboard no problem but sonoma is a bitch that way.
>>68950489
>Automatic
>Using gear knobs
Are you blind, anon?
>>68951044
Itd cause chaos during restarts, and get put in the back. But braking and cornering speed would probably allow it to dominate in the long run. If on NASCAR tires itd also be fucked.
>>68948853
seriously fuck this race. it fucks my life up so bad with traffic because all of the red necks from all the fuck over clog up my streets.
#BAN
#NASCAR
#SONOMA
>>68951336
He's """"""""""trolling""""""""""
>jr in the top 5
>>68951377
>californians
>>68951377
faggot, they're going to start running a second race there in November starting next year
Get ready
>>68951377
>Bawww I have to deal with traffic one day a year because I live near a NASCAR track
Here's your reply.
>>68951358
The tires would never fit in the wheel wells.
I've often wondered about that, but then I recall that a poor 458 Italia would be smushed by the card that are half a ton heavier.
>commercials again
>>68949583
Whenever I see the Stanley car I think of him.
ANIMAL WHISPERER DALE
>>68951377
>reddit nameshit
the same type of person that wants laguna seca racing gone
>jr wins a road course
>jr fans will never shut up
why.jpg
So what breaks first on these cars on road courses, rear gear or gearbox? How much longer until we see the first mechanical failures?
BOOGITY BOOGITY BOOGITY, LET'S GO TO COMMERCIAL, BOYS!
dale looking like a fat fuck in that nationwide commercial
>tfw MRN/PRN cuts to commercials in sync with the TV broadcast these days
>>68951530
Junior is far and away the most popular driver in NASCAR.
>>68951558
t. twink
>>68951504
kek
>>68951578
yeah but I wish his fans would shut up
>>68951504
its sad how true these are
>>68951569
MFW I have to watch the FoxSportsGo stream and they only show the same 2 or 3 commercials over and over and over.
Mississippi Pimento and Cheese with Erin and Ben. I get it Bank of America, I get it.
>>68951457
Neat.
>>68951484
Lol true. Guess theyd need to take the compound and put it on a smaller tire. Theyd also have to put in a much smaller fuel cell. Gt3s can go an hour long stint even at spa
>>68951504
Got anymore like this?
>>68951542
Usually the engine starts a misfire or some other mechanical failure. Brakes, brake lines. Gearboxes and gears are usually good but I could be wrong. They don't have synchros and dog gears are a fair amount stronger.
BOOGITY BOOGITY BOOGITY, WELCOME BACK TO RACING, BOYS!
>>68951665
>>68951504
I was with you until you implied jimmy spencer and mcreynolds are better than Gordon
>>68951504
>don't you love these fugging gommercials
>no Chevy real people, not actors emoji commercial
>McFlurry
Who /tsu/ here?
>>68951700
gordon is a shitty commentator
>>68951700
>implying that gordon is better than JIMMY FUCKING SPENCER
>>68951778
Bread stop texting from your car
>>68951778
He's alright. Definitely better than those 2
>>68951774
One of the worst forced memes and it didn't even sound like what he said
>>68951778
He's gotten a lot better. Part of it is learning how to talk on a broadcast. Bread and Clit are a lot more natural.
You guys think Dale still gets triggered by a road course after he caught on fire in the Vette?
>troox
every god damn time
troox getting fugged by his pit crew already? Not even a quarter into the race
>>68951774
that Nike commercial tho
>>68951840
Calm down, Ronaldo.
>>68951714
let's go toyota and the sprint dancing girl are just the fucking worst, water cooler dale is at least better than MY BUDDIES TONY & SHAWN
speaking of which, MORE FUCKING COMMERCIALS!
>le drive to le middle of nowhere
>just to watch tv on a small screen
Also
>you will never eat Katie Nolans ass
BOOGITY BOOGITY BOOGITY, LET'S GO TO COMMERCIAL, BOYS!
>a show endorsed by the atlantic, huffinton post, and entertainment weekly
>listening to that "comedienne" talking about sports
there's not a further way you could make me not want to watch that show
>>68952035
Sprint Dancing girl?
>>68952051
>Feminist cancer on sports TV
JUST
>harvick will never win a road course
BOOGITY BOOGITY BOOGITY, WELCOME BACK TO RACING, BOYS!
>>68952051
I want Katie Nolan to do pit reports with Jamie and fuck up to epic proportions
>>68952062
Muhnards is leading.
Fuck that guy, He's not Joonya or Gimmie, go to commercial
>more Erin and Ben
we need to see Erin naked
>>68952051
Wasn't there a commercial from a few years ago that was the exact opposite premise (driving to the middle of nowhere to get to a spot without any coverage)
>>68952132
>>68952062
You're doing God's work anon
>being out of sequence at a road course
enjoy your loss, jimmie
>>68952126
the glen in 2006, m8
although I'll lose my shit when a caution bones this whole strategy
>>68952035
I know, but it's still an awful commercial.
>>68952118
pic related
>>68952153
Yeah I think it was a chevy commercial lel
>Dumping garden blocks into the bed of a pickup five feet in the air
Who the fuck does this? GM is so desperate it's pathetic.
JOHN WES TOWNLEY SUSPENDED FOR 7 RACES,. THEN ON PROBATION UNTIL SEASON ENDS
SPENCER GALLAHGER SUSPENDED FOR 3 RACES AND PUT ON PROBATION UNTIL THE SEASON ENDS
>>68952178
Can work for fuel mileage meme finishes, but nascar wont allow that im sure.
>When you have a plan and you stick to it sometimes it works out well
Darrell Waltrip
>McDowell, Whitt
>Know what they're doing
>>68952209
To show how awesome and tough the truck is.
>>68952225
>it's a scott dixon wins on fuel mileage episode
>>68952227
Truly the madden of nascar
>>68952223
The penalty should have been equal. They were beating each other's asses.
Fuck Jon Wes Townley anyway.
>>68952223
I missed this shit last night. What went down?
>>68952209
I do this to my Chevy pickup all the time. Welcome to the south, motherfucker
>>68952153
yeah, this commercial is Toyota's response to that ad
what chevy was trying to say is that disconnecting and enjoying nature is what their trucks were meant for
THE IRONIC PART IS THAT THE TRUCKS HAVE WIFI, THAT IS POWERED BY SATTELITE
>>68952209
It's like the coke and pepsi advertising. People will buy F150s and Silverados, maybe Rams if you hate yourself. But they keep having to advertise for brand awareness shit.
>>68952223
For their interpretive dance?
>>68952272
Fuck me too.
>set DVR to record an extra hour
>still doesn't reach the end
>>68952199
would
>>68952272
got you man. They beat each other's asses
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IufBzpef7kI
BOOGITY BOOGITY BOOGITY, LET'S GO TO COMMERCIAL, BOYS!
>>68952272
Literally the fight of the century
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ctF1xgSVIXQ
>>68952223
Source or it didn't happen
I actually like the dancing girl desu
>>68952223
Dammit NASCAR, why the fuck are you being such pussies.
There is NOTHING wrong with an occasional bout of fisticuffs.
>>68952272
Wes townley was being his usual self, took out Spence and they both fought like retarded 5 year old fighting over the last chicken nugget
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lbYviegtL54
>>68952254
>Implying there wont be a DUHBRIS caution in the last ten laps
>>68952362
"beat"
That is one of the most comical things I've seen, I guess you get punished worse if you throw a strike. That looks like interpretive fucking.
those penalties cant be real. far too harsh. especially for a series that struggles to fill fields.
>>68951204
I agree anon
BOOGITY BOOGITY BOOGITY, WELCOME BACK TO RACING, BOYS!
>>68952362
Was he trying to fucking noogie him at the beginning?
>>68952420
My wife asked me"
"are they supposed to be fighting or hugging it out?"
I said "both"
>>68952429
>road course
>needing debris cautions
Wew
>>68952452
Speaking of this, are franchises only in sprint cup?
did allmendinger's crew go the wrong way on an adjustment?
>>68952418
because it makes the sport look like a bunch of low-class hicks who resort to violence
>>68952451
I was being sarcastic. They were hug fighting.
>>68952223
fake and gay
>>68952518
And?
That's better than being a little bitch and giving Jews money to "fight" in court, is it not?
>>68952362
>>68952420
JWT, the absolute madman
>paved runoff
absolutely killed the glen with that shit
>broadcasters shilling for JGR
Toyota is the race sponsor
>>68952586
This.
Used to be you were royally fucked if you overshot turn 1, now everyone drives 50 feet beyond the rumble strips and it's fine.
Remember when Tony Stewart murdered a guy and didn't get in trouble?
>>68952223
good source
>>68952670
No. Because he didnt murder anyone.
dennis miller can fuck off
>>68952518
That's right, that's right. These things should be settled in a court of law, the way civil people sort out their grievances....for a small fee, of course....
>>68952670
Based af. Little faggot deserved it
>>68952670
DUDEWEEDLMAO420
BOOGITY BOOGITY....jeezis christ, again.
>>68952670
>murdered
>>68952670
Spotted the Bernie supporter
Kevin Ward Jr. wasn't really a person though
BOOGITY BOOGITY BOOGITY, LET'S CHECK OUT THE VISINE GOPHER CAM, BOYS!
I watch endurance racing and this race seems glacially paced. I don't think the commercials are helping but man this is slow.
> danica patrick WILL NEVER win a nascar race
JUST
>>68952801
>tfw no digger bf
>>68952804
i go to these races in person and it feels even more dragged out. the experience is great but the long green flag runs can be grating.
>>68952852
>still learnin'
>why do we still use shit technology?
>Not using 4th gear at all
For what purpose?
>tfw RCR will never win again
>>68952795
>
>>68952887
long green flag runs are my favorite thing in nascar
I want to watch people race each other and the racetrack, not run behind a pace car for half the race
>>68952852
Good, it will keep the SJWS away
>>68952918
Poor thing :(
CAWSHUN FOR DUH BREEZE
>>68952948
Puts turns 4 and 7? at the top of 2nd gear instead of barely into 3rd.
>Drew Brees puts everyone back on the same cycle
>Benefits Team Toyota
WHO'DA THUNKIT
>de bris
>""""debris""""
>truex and donger in podium positions
this can't last
>drew brees
>>68952968
seconding this. I love green flag runs but I'm wondering if they can get the aero and tire package right for road courses since they hardly run them.
jgrwinslol
#goingplaces
>>68952852
>not her fault
>caition benefits jgr
Fml
>>68952492
You thought i was joking didnt you anon?
