German wags edition.
Germany XI: Neuer - Kimmich, Boateng, Hummels, Hector - Kroos,Khedira - Müller, Özil, Draxler - Gomez
Slovakia XI: Kozacik, Pekarik, Skrtel, Durica, Gyomber, Skriniar, Weiss, Krosovsky, Kucka, Hamsik, Duris
>>68939710
4,2,1,3 left to right
I predict an easy 2-0 without too many events.
Shouldn't be a problem.
Löw should've given Sane a chance to play. If there was a ever a time to take it easy and try something, this would be it.
>>68939710
Do all German women look this derpy?
>Götze finally found his place in the team again
>>68939710
so which footballer to which wag?
>>68939710
Far right is a 10/10
>>68939785
lol no
>>68939710
>In English
Languagecucks
Have fun and good luck my friends
Who /lifelong/ here?
>>68939785
You mean far left, right?
what city in germany has the most attractive women?
>>68939710
4, 2, 3, 1
>>68939814
>I can only speak one language
What is he thinking about?
Don't even bother trying to score, Slovshits.
You'll just be met by Manuel "DIE MAUER" Neuer
what part of the gemeinschaft are you from lads?
>>68939852
The city of Austria.
>>68939710
Wow these women look a lot classier than those French WAG sloots
Shitze BTFO
>>68939746
good shout
Reminder
>>68939865
Native English speakers really have no need to learn a different language.
>>68939883
Lebenslang Frosch Insel hier
>>68939823
far left looks too british.
>>68939814
Schürrle's gf is British-Canadian, it would be unfair to her
>>68939817
here
not gonna live for long though
>>68939865
Shouldn't they be posting in German if they're supporting Germany and it's more likely to be read by German people
Please win Slovakia, stop the Germans now!
>>68939946
Maybe if you live in your mom's basement lmao at ur life
>>68939925
>hungary is neutral
why?
>>68939925
>spain and portugal
>not bad guys
>>68939925
Move based Hungarians to the left and I 100% agree
>>68939925
>Spain
>Neutral
I think Germany deserves to be world and euro champion.
>>68939925
how the fuck is wales bad?
>>68939968
>not posting in English on an English board
Are you retarded?
>>68939925
That's just your opinion , bro.
>>68939925
>Wales
>Not good guys
>Spain
>Neutral
Spain is the fucking villain, m9
>>68939966
W-we're gonna win, you'll see
>>68939925
how could you fuck this up so bad?
>>68939997
>10/10 blonde qt flushing her genetics down the toilet with Kedhira
Disgusting.
>>68939925
>portugal and spain
>neautral
WEW
What disgusting thing will he do this time?
>>68940031
It's on instagram you dumb kraut
>>68939997
nice try m8, I know what khedira's gf looks like
>>68939783
>From left to right:
Draxler, Neuer, don't know, Hummels
>>68939997
>guaranteed replies
>>68939985
They gonna get squirtled
>>68939997
bullshit
>>68940089
playing Goatse
Germany will win 2-0
>>68939925
> Spain: Neutral
> Triggered
>>68939997
Girl on the right is hella qt.
Girl on the left looks like she's from the jersey shore tbqh
>>68940091
gtfo anglo scum
>>68940101
Khedira is single right now
>>68940149
>visible nostrils
into the trash etc
>>68940149
no o2.5?
Müller is ready.
>>68939710
>mfw women get triggered by low cut football shirts
>>68939710
2 kill the rest
>>68940184
not with gercke anymore?
>>68940101
>Khedira
>gf
His gf dumped him for a ~ 20 years older rich businessman
>>68940196
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pQrESb5DbEw
gentleman, it was an honor
>>68939871
#AryanGoals
>>68940172
>>68940247
>girl
>>68939746
Switch 2 and 1 and you're in the clear
>>68940256
At least you accept your fate
>>68940149
isn't that Allison Bree, the old jew?
>>68940075
titanic is bretty gud sometimes
>>68940229
>His gf dumped him for a ~ 20 years older rich businessman
u wot m8
>>68940225
Nah, he got cucked by the son of Germany's national team doctor, lel
http://www.vip.de/cms/lena-gercke-spricht-ueber-ihren-freund-kilian-mueller-wohlfahrt-ich-bin-sehr-gluecklich-2808602.html
What was the atmosphere here when we raped Italy in 2010 during the WC?
Is Mario a typical German name?
>>68940256
>this defeatism already
Stop
>>68940172
I thought our past was all water under the (bombed) bridge between us guys? :^)
What kind of German name is Mario Gomez?
>>68940290
No it's my gf, I filmed her earlier this morning and then subtitled it
>>68940305
It's actually not that uncommon
>>68940144
Lowe is trying to drive Gotze's value down so he can move to another club and become the player he once was. It's all about the long-term plan.
>>68940314
We have no chance mate.
>>68939946
Rüchtüch!
>>68940323
He's obviously of Italian decent.
german girl qt as fuck
>>68939925
After 20 years of multiculturalism. Are there any good guys left in Europe?
>>68940149
>tfw she's a slut now
Can ITV get anyone other than Lothar Matthäus to be their Germany pundit, please.
PLEASE?
>>68940305
yes, mario, kevin, ronny are the most common names
>>68939746
>Second nor being #1
Gay
>>68939710
which one would you?
>mfw I wanna see another German slaughter like Brazil-Germany during the WC
the blonde is manuel neuers gf
>>68940346
>tfw I go to turkey for every sumer holiday and it is full of german girls who can't speak english and I can't say a fucking word in german
>>68939925
>Spain
>Neutral
No, anon. No.
>Draxler instead of Götze
This will fail so hard
>>68940377
nice beard
>>68940336
>Lowe is trying to drive Gotze's value down
If that was true he'd let him play.
>>68940345
>Italian
Spanish actually
But many ethnic Germans are named "Mario", especially in the lower social classes
>>68940366
Left is fugly so I choose right.
I shouldn't have woke up early for France - Ireland.
I'm going to fall asleep again.
>>68940377
do you think t-they had sex?
>>68940323
Spanish father
>>68939925
>be shit
>good guys
>be good
>bad guys
when will this meme end lads?
>>68940366
right obviously.
left is fucking terrible with those illuminati earrings
>>68940339
We can only surprise, no reason to whine before the match even started. Do you remember the friendly match month ago?
>>68940357
>not wanting to have a little bit lucky
>>68940377
She's ugly as fuck. Sad!
>>68940384
>german girl
>can't speak english
>>68940396
Draxler's ball use is really poor. He runs around like a headless chicken, looking at the floor.
>>68940366
the man behind them desu
>>68939814
>>68939968
Instagram sluts have an international audience, so why would they on purpose limit their fanbase to a single country?
they are attention whors and need those likes to live
How has Jerome Boateng had a better career than Kevin Prince Boateng
>>68940302
>you will never relive this moment
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W_IQIfmHgDc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tsuQOD45C7Y
Marekiaro !
>>68940318
how does it feel a country that got destroyed twice is still a better place to live than GB? not to mention we're economically far stronger and politically relevant. your country is a joke.
>>68940429
Yeah but we had Duda, and germany was confused who should they attack hamsik or him.
He is injured, now we have impotent Duris
>>68940229
God, Gercke is such a slut
>>68940366
>Right's eyebrows
I choose suicide
>>68940377
is noyer the most alpha footballer in the world right now?
Stanislawski is so fucking based
>>68940295
Is it the woman in the picture?
Good riddance.
>>68940460
he is better
>>68940408
Do it. You're not gonna miss much in this match. Germany 2-0, maybe 3-0.
>>68939925
I literally couldnt stop making Nazi jokes during Poland - Germany
>>68940447
Yeah this entire story is completely unbelievable
>>68940384
stop hitting on little girls you sick fuck
>>68940384
>I go to turkey for every sumer holiday
For what purpose
>>68940384
They're pretending not to be able to speak English to avoid you, dumbass
>>68939856
You know this is a guy right?
>>68940476
>meme'd on by Messi
no
>>68940377
She may be out of his league but she looks like a loving caring woman.
>>68940384
Ficki ficki
>>68940460
because he went to buyern and they know how to get the best out of players even if they are giant retards, like ribery.
>>68940500
youre not fooling anyone klaus
Hummels gf is fucking ugly
>>68940384
"Ficki Ficki"
Thank me later.
>>68940278
you aving a laff?
>>68939997
probably löw banging all of them with his sweaty smelly balls
Have this smiley as a gift lads
>>68940447
This.
Literally everyone has to learn English for a good bunch of years, even the lowest education level. They of course will not learn enough to write some sientific article or something, but even they will be able to have some basic conversation. Maybe they are just shy.
>>68940530
I thought his girlfriend was the blonde in OP.
>>68940530
>that tash
>that suit and tie
hes lucky she even showed up
Löw will step back after the end of the tournament, feels good man
>>68940530
Nah she's alright. It's just that he's too pretty for her.
I put 40 euros on our astonishing team. If we win I will buy you all a game on steam under 5 euros.
>>68940547
>implying they don't just pretend to not speak English so they don't have to interact with Slavs
dubs and Hamsik scores three
>>68940530
>he actually married that
still don't understand know why
>ugly
>annoying
>dumb
>>68940468
>Duda is injured
fuck, we're done
>>68940481
KPB had as much talent if not more than alot of the AMF's in this competition, defo more than Ozil. Just questions over his attitude and Commitment all his career spoiled it
>>68940468
>Ďuriš
Jesus Christ, I just noticed he's playing
>>68940571
nekopara 2 pls
https://twitter.com/Yair_Rosenberg/status/701968006092611584
WILL THE BANTER EVER STOP?
>>68940554
no. the far right.
>>68940384
Turkey is known here mainly as a destination for plebeian lower class people
Just like Bulgaria
Go to Southern France if you want to see rich German girls and go to Spain if you want to see every kind of German there is
>>68940357
kek Loddar doing gods work in annoying the bongs for us
>>68940429
you actually think this friendly match meant anything?
>>68940580
she probably makes really good pancakes
>>68940628
>Dat fake boob gap
mm
>>68940530
>gf
>not Reus bf
This has been a really good tournament i think. These Montages show some great moments
>>68940089
finger in ass, far up it too, takes it out, a little shit on the top of his finger, eats it like chocolate
Is Germany a meme team or the real deal?
>>68940557
Well he would do that regardless of the outcome though desu
Just a quick reminder. Germany's going to take it, they've got the voodoo.
>>68940673
so does ur mum but i still deleted her number when she proposed
>>68939710
All of these girls are fucking weird and ugly looking, but together they look alright.
Explain.
>>68940657
Yes
But you had the meme Barca keeper in goal, so it's a huge difference today
>>68940544
adelante muchachos
>>68940686
DELETE THIS
REUS IS LEWANDOWSKIS BF
>>68940715
cheerleader effect
Are you guys ready?
I got my beer and snacks prepared boys
SEMENDEMON
Daily reminder Schürrle has a master race British-Canadian gf and you don't.
>Boateng's gf
>>68940715
Are you fucking blind? 2 and 4 are 9/10.
these game threads will decide if I fap or not so be wise about it
>>68939823
>britons
>>68940571
>I put 40 euros on our astonishing team
Absolute madman
>>68940700
Neither.
Will maybe do it today but choke in the next game anyways... no chance we will get the cup and have heard no one saying that we would.
>>68940734
indeed
Id rather lose today than next game against Italy desu
>>68940765
she probably gave him the best head of his life that night
nervous tbqh lads
>>68940800
>germans
>>68940800
kek
people are so fucked uo
>>68940766
Boateng's wife is Turkish
His daughter is half black, half-Turkish
>AfD's absolute nightmare
>>68940530
>that suit
>that tie
Der absolute Verrücktman
They literally put down a brand new pitch in the stadium before this match because it was in such poor condition
I hope some of it isn't quite firm yet and comes off. Imagine them ripping off a part of the grass
>>68939746
Couldn't be more wrong
>>68940815
protip: fap to Louisa Lippmann to calm you down
>>68940823
At least he didn't touch your women.
>>68940800
>>68940800
fuck
>>68940366
Right for dem Germanic genes, left is probably some albanian/turk
Slovakian thing long dark brunettes are so fucking good looking compared to stocky german type.
God damn I wish our country was settled by Slovakian or Italians instead of German - Irish
Germany 2-0
>>68940351
Actress name? This is clearly from the Casting-X series
whats this haircut called?
>>68940823
What a beauty...
>>68940627
good bantz
For the first and hopefully only.time in my life im supporting Skrtel
>>68940883
the JUST
Is Hummels a turk?
TOGETHEERRRRRR
FOREVERRRRRRRRRRR
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>68940883
JUST
Let's go you ugly Slav bastards.
Krauts out
>>68940867
>not wanting a thick german/irish white wife to breed strong aryan kids
Another match where Neuer doesn't even have to move
>>68940862
is that... bologna?
>>68940874
gia
Are you ready for the European champions?
>>68940901
is ozil a frog?
>>68940901
No, his father (Hermann Hummels) is Southern German and used to work for FC Bayern (not even kidding)
>Rethy
FUUUUUUUUUUCK
>>68940467
>your country is a joke
Have fun bailing out weak countries, Hanz. But I guess it's only natural for you to play the role of the cuck so eagerly.
Why is he so perfect bros?
Why does he wear the mask?
>no one thinks slovakia have a shot
get ready for the memes lads
>>68940901
nah. ethnic german.
>>68940800
Urgh....
>>68940867
>not wanting to be dominated by a thick German beauty
>>68940883
JUST
>>68940914
>Irish
>thick
>>68940377
Did she stick a pizza box in the back of her dress?
Horrible Euro theme. I miss "ooeeaaaaaaa" from 2014
>>68940901
Nope
>>68939946
If you speak American English, maye yes. But you still want to learn new languages or even dead languages. Don't be a pleb.
Bratia, you better remove kebab today.
>mfw Germany wins yet again
Germany wins 2-0
LET'S GO BOIS
Do Slovakia have a chance
>>68940934
4-0 germany wins screen cap this it's not even funny I'm from the future
>>68940939
agreed. based wrighty
NAD TATROU SA BLÝSKA
Why does that one slovakian guy have a blue bandage on his nose and cheeks?
>>68939710
>tfw you thought the banner said Anschluss
Slovakia's anthem is very Soviet sounding.
WILL IT BE GERMANY ANON?
slovakia have a pretty strong side
im predicting a 3-0 to germany
>>68940823
He always looks like he would rather be at home and play fifa
>>68940980
k-kawaii
Anybody else from /a/ here?
Credit to the Slovaks for all singing
>>68941003
Sturridge broke his nose
>>68941003
cause his nose was broken in the last game
Slovakian anthem with the harpsichord sounds so 15th century
