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Hawks vs Suns in Tas; 3:20pm
is this the worst single day fixture in the history of the AFL home and away season? pic related
also who /sainters/ here?
What's for lunch lads?
>>68925861
katsu chicken sushi and 375ml can pepsi max
Wooooooo
I am still SEETHING from that loss last night
>>68925962
catroaches on POOICIDE watch
bye rounds a shit.
Without big strong Best Australian teams playing its dead.
I've been thinking of getting into aussie rules and crows are my favorite animal. Is that a good club to support?
>>68926234
P L E A S E
W A T C H
O U R
S P O R T
For my fellow Americans wishing to watch this, it is currently live on Fox Soccer Plus!
>>68926293
what game is it?
>>68926336
I was actually lying, we are getting the NRL Canberra - Gold Coast match
>>68926396
yeah was gonna say, the only game isnt on for like another hour
>>68926443
At 5AM Pacific time they are airing the Hawthorn Hawks match, obviously a rerun
NRL til then
>>68926234
Yes tßh. Climb aboard the Pyke-cart.
>>68926234
They're a good team to follow without seeming a bandwagon-jumper. They're a mediocre-to-good team and have a good club culture. I suppose they could be comporable to the Indianapolis Colts or Minnesota Vikings.
Actually my American friends the Hawthorn Hawks game will be live on Fox Sports 2
Tipping the Hawks in 'a blowout'
>>68926963
really going against the grain there hey
>>68926617
>mediocre-to-good
Let me guess, your team as lost a game in the past 5 rounds. They are objectively the form team at the moment. If /crows/ are mediocre-to-good, then the rest of the competition is shit.
>tfw you ruined your legacy
how is everyone?
>>68925725
Here, great game last night, edge of the seat stuff. I was expecting the saints to get absolutely pummeled. Anne Erin also ruined my mood a bit with his autistic and arrogant posting.
>>68925962
The Cats probably had some unlucky decisions there, although so did the saints. That downfield free kick was a bit dubious. Both teams missed absolute gimmies, with Motlop missing in the square and Membrey missing one 15m out straight in front.
>just did some maplesyrupball
>calvinball front center
one could make the argument than summer seriously is the best time for sport
>>68927530
you don't want be good at Etihad anyway, its meme basketball gameplan shit and resultedly none of their home teams are any good at the G where it matters
>>68927555
Nice trips, and sadly it's somewhat true. The saint's interstate games have been nothing short of abysmal. I don't think they kick well when there's a breeze because they're probably not used it.
The saints don't have a chance of getting to the 8, but if they show signs of competitiveness against good teams then the signs for the future will be encouraging (particuarly when we get Carlisle actually fucking playing). They already have the same amount of wins this year as they did last year in the whole season.
SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRR
Hawks looks like red velvet Tim-Tams
Eddie McGuire's deplorable comments have given the game a black eye. Caroline Wilson is a true hero for her tireless and fearless efforts in reporting on the game in such a toxic patriarchal environment. He should be excommunicated at once.
>>68927757
what he say?
>>68927470
I'm a Crows fan m8, perhaps I'm just selling >us short.
>>68927757
Hey Straffo, what's up?
>>68927771
Don't mind him, Eddie's a legend. Wilson is one of the worst afl journalists, Eddie joke while on air that he would hold her head under water and drown her.
>>68927803
Oh, is that all?..
>>68927818
It's also because Eddie said it, he makes off remarks occasionally. So it's easy to jump on the hate bandwagon. He said Adam Goodes would be a good fit to promote the new King Kong movie, or play or whatever it was. This was after a 13 year old got kicked out of the game for calling adam goodes an ape.
>>68927873
>kingkong
ok that just fucking fucny
>>68927712
or a turkish delight bar
>>68927757
Yeah nah get fucked
Um.. how the fucking are Hawthorne fucking struggling with this teams?
Is somebody hurt? missing?
>>68927953
they won't give a fuck until the 3rd quarter if they're still behind BSA
>>68927953
hopefully they bounce back.
>>68927803
>Eddie's a legend
Huh? I thought it was pretty much declared that he's an unbearable fuckwit.
Based Richmond
Which cunt is playing fucking bongo's at the ground lmao?
>>68927993
Nah, he's literally one of us.
Hawks are being exposed
ooh, are there making love =3
>>68928010
>one of us
>tfw the 'link hits your account a day early.
>>68927771
said he's pay money to see a journalist drown. Just so happens that the journalist is an unsufferable old cunt who backpedals whenever she's wrong or challenged.
>>68927993
He copped a lot of hate during his "Eddie everywhere" days when he was hosting millionaire, Footy Show, broadcasting and being at Collingwood. Now that he's wound back a lot and only focuses on footy I reckon he's alright, loves his footy and his club, takes his son to as many games as he can like a good father and likes a joke, albeit some edgy ones. It's just this bullshit PC culture filtering into AFL that is hurting him. At least Sam Newman had his back and rolled Caro.
>>68928037
im scared, can the hawks bounce back
>>68928054
I'm indifferent to him, but you sound like you've been swallowing A-grade Public Relations cum for the past 5 years.
>>68928085
Nah I just rekon he's one of the last "characters" left. Him, Kennett fuck they even got Rex Hunt god rest his fishing soul.
literally Melbourne: the image
>UFC 200 ad on my stream.
>based Bork Laser
Guise, who here /comfy/??
>>68928131
mfw i see that black guy almost everyday at flinderstreet.
also, can the hawks still win by 52
>>68928054
It was actually Danny Frawley who said ill hold her under, he's too irrelevant to crucify in the name of feminism though
This is upsetting
Where they hell did Suns team come from?
you just stroll in from a BYE and roll the fucking table?
>>68928131
>Cucktoria
KEK
>>68928325
another quality post from america
>>68928345
just keeping the standards high
>1 game on today
>another bye week next week
bye round is literally the worst thing in existence
whoever said Red Velvet TimTams
you win the game, whatever it was, cause that is exactly it
>>68928431
Are you voting for Trump?
Eternal reminder that Saint Kentucky Fucked Cocks got caught calling people Saintroaches.
>>68928447
no, I'm voting for Vermin Supreme, just likely every year cause voting is fucking stupid
this game should be so close you guise =(
>>68928469
>allowing shillary to get in
fucking retard
>>68928464
No proof, no argument
>>68928490
her Papi-san fixed FIFA
can you do better?
besides, I said I'm in than shit
politics happen whether I participate or not
>>68928509
>archives aren't proof
forever BTFO
>>68928517
Obviously it was a different poster, every fucking thread people put my name on. Clearly if I had a trip then it would be incriminating.
I don't even care cunts, that butt mad hawks supporter hasn't shown himself since then, so I'm cool.
>>68928541
"He" will turn up once the hawks hit the front or at the final siren you know this.
>>68928551
Yeah probably, anyway I have work now so I can't post. Have a good one.
>>68928517
he'll just call you an autist who he triggered
>it's gonna be a hawkroaches destroy them in the 3rd episode
>>68927530
Memebrey should not have even gotten the chance to kick that goal, I'm sick of this unselfish play bullshit
>>68928640
Weekly Biggest Autist Power Level Rating Guy here.
I have been monitoring the threads up to this point and making note of all nominations. With only one half left of the only game of Football today due to this second bye-round all nominees will be noted and held over for voting upon at the resumption of the next complete, uninterrupted AFL round as I stated last week. That being said, a very special contender is sitting atop the mountain this round and he needs no introduction or explanation, it will take a very special contender in the coming rounds to knock this man out of an assured promotion and "take his Yellow Jersey" so to speak. Below you will find the contenders held over from the Queen's Birthday round, the contenders nominated for the 2 bye-rounds thus far, the 2016 Autist Team so far and the 2015 Autist Team for the sake of posterity. If your team played then I hope they did well. See you all next week.
The bye-round contenders so far:
1st bye-round
>Grand Final Autist Duo
>"Melburnian Poster" Archive Guy
>Autist Team Hater Guy
>LE NOMMED XDXDXD Guy
2nd bye-round:
>Bikecunt
The 2016 Autist Team so far:
>Hawks elite kicking is meme Guy
>"RC on aborted narrative watch" Guy
>"Port goes to China Essay" Guy
>"Deluded WAautist and his map" Guy
>Nat Fyfe's Biggest Fan
>What's for Lunch/Dinner Duo
>Hawkroach/Saintroach "Duo" aka "Samefag KFC"
The 2015 Autist Team:
>Hawks elite kicking is meme Guy
>MUH UMPBALL CONSPIRACY AGAINST POORT Guy
>Mad Cucktorian uses MSPaint for the first time
>Stop using Full Team Names Guy
>KEK, nice "community" you have here Guy
>KEK Detective Guy
>GOAT Marks Order Guy
>No Anime Enforcer Duo
>Richmond 'who /top8/ here?' Guy
>/asp/ Guy
>turbo autist OP
>Ross Lyon Hater Guy
>Smug Autist Guy
>"Ross Lyon will NEVER EVER win a flag" Guy
>"Who /dabloos/ here?" Guy
>Basil Trip Guy
>"Who top 2 here? (Cucktoria need not apply)" Guy
>"turbo autist's Pub Enforcer" Guy
>>68928730
Bikecunt unanimously
>>68928735
>>68928730
Bikecunt is a shoe-in m8
>>68928640
this is it, right?
>>68928730
Bikecunt for the A(utist)FL Brownlow medal t b h
>>68928730
Bikecunt for autist team captaincy.
>>68928730
>it will take a very special contender in the coming rounds to knock this man out of an assured promotion and "take his Yellow Jersey" so to speak.
Can stand on the fence pissed as fuck yelling out abuse.
Such a comfy place
Still mad
some one please tell
how what that trollpost scored?
>>68928857
>>68928730
Just like to say I appreciate your posts every week mate. Yellow jersey shit was pretty funny.
"YA MONKEY!"
DID YOU EVEN SEE THAT YA MONKEY
WHY WAS THIS ALLOWED TO HAPPEN
>>68928927
WOOPS WRONG FILE
ALMOST AS EMBARRASSING AS THIS SHIT
>>68928988
>the abo subspecies that is motlop
>Cuckthorn struggling against Gold Coast
KEK
>>68928914
>>68928926
>obviously directed at the umpire
>racism brigade going to crawl from out under their rocks and claim racism and say it was directed at Hall who got the free kick
GREE GICK GAWTHAWN XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
pushing 3000kcals today already lads
tfw
>>68929056
don't give Straffo ideas m8
It's sad that I believe this will happen too.
Time for the usual umpball to get the hawks over line in close game. They would seriously be struggling to even make the eight with all the gifted games.
FUCKING KEKTHORN REEEEEEEEEEE
>>68929175
Roaches should be ashamed of the performance even if they ended up """winning""".
Lads
>>68929254
like clockwork
What's for dinner lads?
>>68929425
Just going to ride my bike to the local brothel and eat a hooker's pussy
>>68929254
based
who /dabloos/ here?
>>68929425
probably some crumbed hoki, couldnt be assed cooking anymore than that
>>68928730
Bikecunt should captain and start at CHF.
>cuckmobiles
>>68929798
>Bikecunt gets sent off with a minor corkie
>Gets told to ride it out on the stationary bike
>Breaks it after he spots a hottie in the crowd and thinks about last nights trips to the brothel and starts pedaling furiously
Gonna cook some pasta soon lads. Stay tuned.
>>68929880
are you midnight chop man?
>>68929945
I am. Veal tortellini tonight.
this is gonna be good. what are you lads having tonight?
>>68929496
Exactly what I had and salad.
looks good. have a great night /afl/
>>68930324
mix it through lad
>>68930449
yeah i did when i started eating. just finished, it was very nice. what did you have for dinner?
>>68930468
just a microwave curry, tasted really good though
>>68930524
nothing wrong with curry. glad you enjoyed it.
>>68930617
hope you enjoyed your pasta, looking forward to seeing what you make next week
>>68930687
i might be having roast lamb. we'll see.
How do I into footy?
I have a job now so I have to interact with irl ppl.
I got into basketball somehow from scratch during my NEET days but don't know how I became in with it.
how do I do it again with footy? Is Carlton a good team to go for. it's who my bro goes for or should I choose another team to shitalk him.
>>68931057
You have to watch every game from 1978 onwards
Memorize where every team finished on the ladder for every season
Practice one step torps at the park everyday for minimum of 2 hours
Shave head and make shrine to GAJ
who /top1/ here?
