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Betting is gay
>>68923053
>even Peru
>>68923037
Is this about the derfell guy?
>>68922895
>no worse than Hass or Juveguy
I HOPE this post is a jest. Hass posts (somewhat) good tips and is actually funny, and Juve, well Juve is the best gimmick to grace this general in a long time.
At least DerTard can be filtered now.
>>68923108
You've left your trip off Juve, you made that joke earlier :)
>>68923108
Tennis guy too now
>>68923139
Haven't been following his tips but at least he isn't irritating.
>>68923136
Maybe I picked it up in the thread before. It's catchy.
Filtered
Should probably have made this this OP. Going to have to block him on tt now too.
>£500 per month, I can guarantee that I won't lose your money. After all, why else would a "successful" tipster go paid if they're already making money?
pmsl. Just as clueless as I thought. Back to twitter pal. You might even get a few hundred followers there if you try really hard
>>68923192
Pretty good tips tbqh. But only 40 so far.
O1.5 not happening
>>68923263
What I find rather hilarious is that you seem to be spending a lot of time looking at my TT profile; weren't you supposed to be blocking me?
>>68923193
Only went on moved my mouse as I was taking the snip, didnt I.
Kek I actually got on Hass's drunk tip, after losing so hard in the Croatia game it would make my night if SW Kings hold
Who is Derfell and why is he trying to argue with Euan?
Been out shagging all day can someone update me?
>>68923363
Leave it out. This place needs some new characters. Juve was a blessing in disguise.
>>68923497
New trips today. Tennis guy Derfell and zzzzzzzzzzzzz.
>>68923472
So so angry
>>68923497
Quick perusal through his TT profile will tell you all there is to know
smed on HT Draw in the fiji game
>Fiji v Malaysia
Oh shit I didn't even see this on the skedge.
Will have to see if I can find a stream but off the top of my head Fiji are absolute dog shit and couldn't finish a fucking sentence if they wanted to. Won't be surprised to see Fiji dominate physically but I'd expect a low scoring game with Malaysia edging it.
Bear in mind that is just off my experience betting Fijian teams and seeing Fiji play a couple of times and I've seen Malaysia play a handful of times too.
Anybody done any research on this one?
>>68923543
>so so angry
Why lid?
Is Malaysia SW the BET
>>68923628
Picked the wrong team. Was out tonight as well. FFS.
>>68923683
This is exactly why I don't leave my room.
2222222222
Hass BABY<3
Draw ht asians ft is the bet
>>68923727
Didn't even pull
Whoever tipped Montreal Impact vs Kanas City, thanks for the good tip.
>>68923053
>you
>>68923562
Just had a quick look and seems Malaysian's saying the weather is fucking hot and they are struggling to adapt, also just come off the back of a loss vs Papua New Guinea (though tbf PNG were dece at the OFC so not as surprising as it may sound) and Fiji fielding a very strong team so Fiji + may be the bet
>>68923807
>>68902446
DerFail at it again
>>68923562
>>68923909
Also Malaysia playing some backup lads with not much experience and pitch condition is shit
>>68923950
Man I went to bed 7 hours ago and missed the last thread, what happened?
Need someone to compile some power rankings for all the trip fags we have now
something like
1. Hass
2. Ameribets
3. BT
4.JuveGuy
5. Euan McDee
6.Derfail
9999. Fraudanon
>>68924030
>1. Hass
stopped reading there
>>68924004
New trip has been making some good tips about MLS games, Euan's pissy because he can't offer any good tips and has been proven to be wrong on every bet
Fiji SW is WORLD
>>68924055
>Hass not number
Currently the most profitable tipster of /bet/ and brings tinder bants
what's not to love?
>>68924030
>Flatanon hating Aussie
Getting warm to this gimmick desu, pmsl
>>68924030
feeling like i should start tripping if we have jokers like Derfail suddenly springing up
>>68924070
He was the same dude that tipped Chicago fire right?
>>68924072
Manlet Asians definitely gonna get bullied by these big black lads
>>68924103
Angry brit anon has a HATRED of Hass. >>68924126
Keeper looks v v intimidating
>That tiny as fuck ref
>>68924118
going off his TT, yeh
>>68924126
>Number 8s head
>>68924030
1. Euan
2. Ameribets
3. Bt
4. Tennistipster
5. Hass
6. Juve
>>68924175
I am surprised Hass even has the nerve to show his face here anymore pmsl
You guys know anything about baseball? It feels like there's never any runs scored in an inning but the odds of a draw are between 1.6 and 1.8. I'm probably wrong on thinking it's value but it seems strange.
>>68924126
Is number 13 Hass?
Or maybe number 9, looks like a £50 hair cut on him.
>>68924030
Going off the profit they've made me in the past few days, TennisTipster and Derfail are the only ones who are worthwhile currently
Hass can't show his face after his atrocious Brexit bets, Juve is merely here so we can bet the opposite and Euan hasn't won a bet since 1984
>>68924108
I'm wiith you, pal
Has anyone else heard of this site called soccerway? It lists all previous fixtures and shows h2h, feeling very +ve looking through it
Also, would be a good idea to bet on leagues that bookies don't know about? Eredivisie fixtures have been released and there's some tasty BTTS bets on the opening weekend! Better to stake now to hoover up some of this value!
http://rf2.fbc.com.fj/listen
Radio stream for Fiji v Malaysia
>>68924108
What's stopping you friend? I only cashed in the Chiacgo tip because I looked at both team's previous games; same with the Kansas game.
You won't get tons of games that are mispriced, but you get enough to make some money.
>>68924322
is it ahead of the rball?
1. T4tw
2. Hass
3. Juve
4. BT
5. Ameribets
6. Tennistipster
99999999. Flatanon
>>68924353
Never again
I stick to tipping as an anon, i do, however on occasion post as a trip.
>>68924273
>Hass can't show his face after his atrocious Brexit bets
He said he had a tiny on over 54% remain (kek) and over 70% turnout which I went medium on and that won by a small margin. To be fair to the lid no one predicted a Leave result, hardly atrocious bets considering.
>>68924353
course not
Looks like I'm going to have to keep an eye on things around here.
Whatever you guys do on bet fair laying or whatever. Would advise you to lay Djokovic. Grass is his worst surface (not statistically), he'll be mentally exhausted from finally winning the French open. Susceptible to big servers on grass (2-0 down to Anderson last year). Has a challenging road to the title (Rome,2016) and I hate him.
>>68924415
>5,4
hnnng, love small girls. Just chuck them about and smash them in
Might have to have a referendum on should the tripfags leave glorious /bet/
>>68924357
1. BT
2. T4TW
3. Hass
4.Ameribets
5.TennisTipster
6. Juve
7.Flatanon
0. Derfall
>>68924518
Which ones out.
>>68924487
>and I hate him.
Sound reasoning to bet against best tennis player in the world who has won the last 2 wimbledon's
>Hates Djokovic
Reddit out.
>>68924567
>>68924588
Not forcing you to am I mate. Do whatever you want.
PLEASE. Djoko is killing the sport. Rather watch someone play against a wall.
>>68924567
>>68924518
>>68924103
>>68924195
Are you Ausclick? Just wanted to say cheers for the good tips, v v underrated.
Although I STILL think esports are a meme and lotto
>>68924613
>PLEASE. Djoko is killing the sport. Rather watch someone play against a wall.
really exposing yourself here lid, v concerned about following you now.
>>68924487
>mentally exhausted
It's a robot
>Grass is his worst surface
Arguably, but still better than everyone else
>Susceptible to big servers on grass
Still beats them consistently
>I hate him
I think you're letting that colour your judgement too much. He won't lose before the semis, and there's no point laying him at any odds
>>68924665
It might be blasphemous but you're better off laying Federer. Considering recent injuries and spotty performances
>>68924655
Who I'm a fan of doesn't stop me from tipping good bets.
More of a Nadal man myself tbqh but since he's JUST now, prefer rooting for younger gen - Kyrgios Edmund Thiem.
>>68924665
It happens mate, he's been obsessed with that one title so much that getting it might put him off. Murray is 2-0 vs Djoko on grass ;). Anyway I just have a hunch.
All these new trips are Hass in disguise
>>68924567
>>68924646
this was me and yeah it's pretty lotto at times.
>>68924715
Kek, stole my big tip. Was gonna tip him to lose in round 2 or 3. Heard from a top top source his knees are heavily bandaged and he's not moving too well. NEED him to face a big hitter.
>>68924665
talking big sense here pal, might lay him for the opening couple of games though
>>68924517
I used to think this until I got with my current gf who is tall (for a girl) and its so much hotter desu.
Short girls are memes.
>>68924741
SUCH a character
Glad I cashed out the Fiji dnb
Down insane.
>>68924805
I've fucked a girl that was nearly classed as a midget, she was tiny and had baby teeth still. She was horrible, cant remember her name either, gotta love a boys holiday. She was shit at giving head, gave me thrush and laid there like a sack of spuds.
>>68925581
Jesus christ where are all these trips coming from
>>68925641
TRIPFAGS GET OUT
A E S T H E T I C
Is the hawks to beat gold coast for 52 points a good bet
>>68926424
yes.
hawks need the percentage points and should smash the suns.
OK lads I've loaded up 5 years of China data and going to give muh first tip according to the model.
Shijiazhuang - Yanbian
Yanbian +0.5
>>68926492
are you putting in a punt in it?
The Hawks haven't smash many teams recently, and isnt someone in the attack injured?
>>68926734
sorry lid, unless you have a trip we're not allowed to listen
>>68926878
yes.
Hawks have been playing good opposition.
Suns are trash and will lose by 10+ goals in Tassie.
>>68926964
>not tailing an actual gypo's picks
Fuck m8 wot sort of fucken degenerate are you
>>>>rebbit
>the state of both teams defense
Games are fun when teams can't defend
>>68927195
>>68926964
who the fuck are you?
I havn't seen you putting many quality bets while this Romanian man has been giving wonderful tips.
remove that trip
>>68927288
im using william hill and i cant find the asian handy cap. what do?
>>68926734
Monitoring
>>68927379
I'm just standing shoulder to shoulder with my brother in arms, darfail
>>68926734
let us know how this goes.
going to use mind dollars for now until your system shows positive results.
x
>>68927395
Hmm I guess you can go with double chance if you really wanna try it
One thing that's for sure is that for basic pregame stuff you should always try to go with AH since it has the lowest juice.
get on overs in titans Vs Raiders. There are so many points in this game.
put a small on a 40-20 in Melbourne/Tigers. Melbourne are gonna tear them apart and Smith will do one for kicks.
>rball mug bets suddenly work
>uac over the last month with consistent betting
is this it? am i on the way to being in the black?
>south hobart gets 3 red cards in 5 minutes
Heidelberg -0.5 anyone?
>>68928090
kek
>>68928230
>tfw didn't take sw at 6s+
oh well 2 goals in 5 mins will do
good morning lads, nothing better than a sunny lazy sunday
>Melbourne Storm -9.5
kek
KEK
K E K
>>68928667
>only went large on SW
Green archers sw lids
Smed on the Gold Coast Suns, they'll be with the breeze in the last so hopefully they can stick in the match until then
>>68928667
P M S L
>>68926492
fucccccck D::::
>>68928667
that's a shame, they're going to try for a FG, sweating like the players on the field with my SW bet
>>68929181
>>68929250
>not cashing out at HT for 95% profit
kek
KEK
K E K
>>68929261
I'm on tigers +16.5 lid
Ay who got good MLB picks for today
>up 25 cents today
>>68929355
down a ton because my team turned to shit in the 2nd half
Fuck. I am down so much today. Might go find a bridge
Reminder that it was revealed on the referendum night that Alex Salmond is F(l)atanon
>>68926734
went small on this. looks VERY promising
>>68929643
What's your roll now? made a fiver yourself yet?
peaked at £5.50 yesterday. fallen back to £3.50. only a matter of time before i bankroll something
What bets are you guys making on the Euro?
Is a France-Germany moneyline parlay a relatively safe bet?
Ireland and Slovakia seem like massive underdogs
>>68929730
>euro bets
>value
pick one
>>68923037
Just a question from a guy relatively new to betting here:
Do any of you guys make serious, REGULAR, money here?
Like do you make decent money every week or so?
If you do, how much?
>>68929750
i dont watch this gay ass sport normally it just seems rigged as fuck for the bigger country teams like France and Germany
>>68929730
those are pretty guaranteed and overpriced
>>68929751
bankroll management is key. don't let anyone tell you it isn't
>>68929755
There is no value against bookies when it is the more mainstream sports. If you are talking about picking winners however, yes the bigger teams get favored.
>>68929800
>There is no value against bookies
Sorry Im very noob are you meaning there isnt any favorable odds to you as the better?
>>68929796
Coming from the guy that literally puts his entire bankroll on something each week
>>68929751
rarely post, but I make on average AUD 3k per month from betting over the past 5 years.
>>68929811
Yes, if it's a very mainstream game with tens/hundred of millions being bet, the price is pretty much perfect and there's no edge to be had.
>>68929796
meaning what exactly?
>>68929821
A France-Germany parlay will double your money, that doesnt seem like terrible odds for what seems like an incredibly likely outcome.
I know what you are saying about mainstream though, I have gotten very good value bets on MMA because bookies dont know that sport as well and there are some hilarious mismatches
>>68929812
literally how
>>68929849
France and Germany both to advance @ 2?
Where is that being offered?
Morning lads. Wageslave life so so bad.
>>68929943
Working on the weekends?
That is pretty suffering m8
>friend bet €500 that Croats will win whole Euro
>can't contact him
Scared lads.
Guys I'm thinking putting a bet on Hungary to win against Belgium.
Hungary have looked a very decent team in these Euros.
They've honestly surprised everyone.
Belgium look so weak, I can definitely see Hungary grabbing a surprise win.
I'm considering going:
France
Germany
Hungary
England
at: 20/1
Note: "Considering" I might not actually do it.
Anyone else betting on Hungary?
>>68929943
NEED your 10 fold accumulator to come through
>>68930013
Starts tomorrow lid. Hopefully no rain so it all gets done in one day.
>>68930009
Not on Hungary but considering how careful teams play this stage I'll probably put something on unders
>>68930077
can you tip some one the unders?
>>68930180
france-ireland looking like a solid under-ish game
No more toothpicks to pick at my gums with. Resorted to a make shift knife I've made from my wife's bones. Heads on vacation. Future is red.
>>68930279
HAHHAAHA
wageslaving's getting to you mate, hope you make big wins.
Is Euan having a dig at me in the OP?
Sevilla Atl. @2.55 to beat Leida looks p safe to me
>>68930399
hahahahahahahah
>>68930399
Top kek
>>68930414
>>68930412
god damn,I wanted to put 100 yuros on them but I though I'd post here right before hitting submit
Thanks for saving me bredren
No idea what traders are thinking on this Sri Lanka game but Up Country Lions DNB is THE bet. They're a much better team, that's all there is to it really. Civil Security Force don't even play regularly, only got a team together for this tournament.
WTB???
A ferret on TV just predicted Belgium to win lads, better bet your house on it
>>68930568
Man from an Octopus to a ferret?
>>68930575
Bulgarian TV is weird mate.
Props to the ferret though, so far guessed 2 out 3 games right, better success rate than most of /bet/
Here's a updated list of things /bet/ needs
1. More faces added to the faces of /bet/
2. A /bet/ trip/pseudotrip starting XI shrewd team
3. A queen of /bet/
4. Monthly or yearly awards featuring best memes/copy pasta etc
5. People posting good, well researched tips
6. Less nibs
7. Official meme animal to make sporting predictions
>>68930623
>2016
>we don't have these things
odds we're having o1.5 somewhat entertaining Euro matches today?
>>68930623
here's my face lad
>>68930009
gone small on hungary as well
Not joking around lads
>>68930623
>2. A /bet/ trip/pseudotrip starting XI shrewd team
you get a spot as the team waterboy ;)
>>68930645
This is a 10/10 outside the EU
>>68930665
more like a mascot pmsl
TennisTipster tips not on pinnacle zzzzz
Game overs an ok alternative?
>>68930645
if he lost weight he'd be alright.
Tennis Tipster,
are you confident on those tips mate? They're pretty risky but i like 'em
is a 1/10 on TT one unit? Can't believe I'm about to put 5 units on a correct tennis score lol
>>68930766
Mate even if they don't come in we've got about 14 days of matches. But I'm optimistic.
>>68930754
Get a bet365 mate.
>>68930791
Kek, which match?
>>68930791
i put in a unit, hopefully his tips are good
>>68930999
>not following the tipster advised staking plan
why even bother with TT then
>>68930972
>>68930766
What tips?
anyone got a stream to the turkey-greece basketball match?
got you lads some good tips from the champions of the internet, Reddit.
Belgium x Hungary over 2.5 @1.98 is a VALUE BET.
what do you think lads
>>68931022
>falling for the overs meme
>>68931022
germany - slovakia o1.5 @ 1.5
+
belgium - hungary o1.5@ 1.55
is the bet
>>68930972
what odds did you get for the accy mate? i don't have bet365, but got 8.95 at betvictor
>>68931015
https://tipstertube.com/profile/tennistipster
here you go lad
>>68931004
5 units on a match prediction?
no thanks, I cashed all my money out and I'm restarting with 20 dollars for some fun.
>>68931062
tempting, did you put it into a multi?
Has Euan tipped his Scottish slag games pre game?
>>68931093
Nah I've just pre staked my fancies
>>68931087
yes
got it from one finnish tipster tho
>>68931071
Around the same. Will check for you after work. Juve might know.
>>68931076
Would advise caution. I misclicked with that. Head was gone. Was so so angry about work.
>>68931106
>one finnish tipster
probably better than my reddit sources, feel ashamed desu.
It seems pretty safe, are you putting in a medium?
>>68931122
ah... I already put in a very small bet but I'm hoping this poor bastard hasn't gone and put in 5 units
>>68930791
>>68931129
yes, I would put a lot in it if I wasn't on a losing streak
>>68930972
Your Wimbledon 3-1 prediction, you put 5/10
>>68931004
Tennis tipster doesn't have a staking plan
>>68931122
got 9.1 on SkyBet
>>68930313
He's having a dig at all the trips because he wants to be the only one
Not sure if I can follow TennisTipster knowing he's a wageslave and makes mistakes when tipping desu
>>68931122
also, cheer up mate, find a nice hobby to put your mind off things. Something that doesn't involve too much stress
Tips on the Scottish slags? (Inverness - Buchan)
>>68931152
Nigga I do. Stop using my morning drunkness against me. I've commented on the tip now. Heads throbbing.
>>68931184
PLEASE like my sport
>>68931153
Nice 1 lid
>>68931189
I'll be fine when I'm back in uni mate. On holiday making some money for now. Thanks though. Appreciated.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gxEPV4kolz0&list=PLGBuKfnErZlAkaUUy57-mR97f8SBgMNHh&index=19
fugg
>>68931197
Pay Euan
>>68931216
good to know it isn't a permanent situation
Arna-Bjornar slags +1
juveguy are you even trying to win the competition? You won't win tipping things at 6.0, have you not seen how far in front the guy in first is?
>>68931270
ive given up. might pick something randomly high for the hungary game
>>68931270
Please win it for /bet/ Juve. Put on some random defender Fgs
>>68931198
PLEASE make your staking plan clear
nibs
>>68930549
Cheers friendo!
>>68931345
More like HUP Country Lions amirite?
>>68929730
I'm really new to betting and i put 8 euros on Germany and France winning. Hope it'll go well.
>>68931270
He doesn't need to win, just needs the top 3 places so he can at least pay the people he owes money to
What do you guys think of overs and handicaps in Meppen - Shakhtar Donetsk ?
So french vs Ireland is french a safe bet
>>68931076
Thanks lad.
>>68931469
>a safe bet
Absolutely friend, how can it lose?
>>68931493
I feel like there's a ruse here
>>68931345
No problem lid, go shift that over to Siglap -2, just conceded from a freekick but won this same fixture 6-0 last week
>>68931469
>>68931524
It is a safe bet but it is way way overpriced.
Why is lelgium rated so high? Returns on hungary are really nice
>>68931566
Meme team of the tournament.
Considered the dark horse of all the favorites, so you can root for a good team while still rooting for an underdog. Formally held the #1 position for country ranking in the FIFA rankings.
Romania SO shrewd
Manchester City (W) vs Liverpool (W) - Over 2.5
Skybet has them at 1.67 for over 2.5, this is due to their last game being a draw as it was pouring down with rain. Hurr durr soccerway, but Liverpool have had 5/6 of their last game at over 2.5. Manchester are also playing at home and haven't lost in 17 games.
>>68931623
Thank you for letting me know to filter you in future
>>68931623
>1.67
>£40
JUST
>>68931647
Not all of us can afford Juveguy's bankroll friend
Is chili free money?
Holy fuck can actually get on a Euan tip. Bankrolling it
>>68931678
Yes.
>>68931686
What's the tip friendo?
>>68931722
Mouth duct taped. Sorry m8
>>68926734
Reminder that this tip is SO good
Stuck the wife's sons uni savings on this Euan tip.
>>68931623
>10/10
>£40
Please have sex.
>>68931708
>>68931678
aren't we forgetting Messi Magic?
>>68931756
>2/10
>>68931756
where can you ge Euans tips, where do you pay him
>>68931785
Sorry mate, can't get a larger bankroll until I go paid; betting isn't profitable until then.
>>68931802
Tells you more about how much I've saved for the cunt than the tip tbqh
>>68931815
Follow on TT.
>>68931790
You want value? Chile is value because of how overvalued Argentina is. You want the bet with the higher probability of winning? Argentina is your bet then.
Euuuuuan
Don't know shit about soccer bros
Any players to target?
>>68931932
I wish I could play Draft Kings ;_;
>>68926734
Thanks for this one lid
Had a dream that someone runs onto the pitch with a gun from the middle of the sidelines while a team is starting/restarting play from the centre circle lids.
Right lads I've just woke up and I'm on a comedown, missed two decent bets
SO WHATS THE FUCKING BET???
>>68932054
Spoopy
>>68932067
Hungary
>>68932067
Hungary to beat Belgium
>Poo in Park
>>68932100
>>68932090
Hungary to qualify tho or straight up win
Wouldn't be surprised at another exciting 0-0 and Hungary taking it in ET or pens
Lads I've registered on William hill, any idea how to get my free £10?
>>68931623
>this is due to their last game being a draw as it was pouring down with rain.
hahahahahahahahaha
>>68932067
France to win vs Ireland, free money lad.
