First for hot girls webm, dubs legitimize it
who /fuckingabouttokillhimself/ here
too stressful =(
>>68921513
do it lad
>Thread #1
WAKE ME UP
>tfw all of this piss poor finishing
USA is better than Mexico, 4th place confirms it.
Who #comfy here?
>>68921370
> the glorious meme cup is almost over
THE USA TEAM IS A COMPLETE JOKE
THEY WONT EVEN QUALIFY FOR THE WORLD CUP UNLESS WE SACK KLINSMAN AND REPLACE HALF THE ROSTER NOW
CAP THIS
REMINDER: IGNORE NIDO POSTERS
>>68921589
I don't think anyone can defend PU70 at this point. It's one thing to lose to a better team (like the US did), it's another to completely give up and have the worst tournament loss in national history.
The actual thread silly
>>68920120
>>68920120
>>68920120
>>68921433
>>68921370
>Game thread #1
>already half time
/sp/ will defend this
>>68921611
I think just getting rid of Klinsmann would be good enough
I love this semen slurping Sport,what about you united statians?
>>68921611
You do know Klinsman qualified the US to the last world cup as 1st place right?
who /jp/ here?
>>68921611
Let's be real, even if they did do that, they still wouldn't qualify.
>>68921611
>>68921661
Can we qualify instead pls
>>68921656
Won't get there this time
>>68921611
who tf is gonna qualify over them in concatrash faggot
Post colombian qts lads.
>>68921611
We had idiots saying the same thing every year under Bradley too...and his teams always qualified and did well too
>>68921651
american (as in north+south) soccer is breddy good. fuck those premier league watching hipsters though.
>>68921675
lol who will qualify? Jamaica looked horrible, Haiti was a joke, Mexico fell apart
>hey anon, it's halftime. what do you want to do to pass the time?
>>68921691
Mexico
Costa Rica
Panama
Trinidad as the 4th place team
Honduras just misses the cut at 5th
>>68921657
>>68921716
>Trinidad
DELET THIS
>>68921712
See what it looks like without the 2 hours of face makeup
>>68921703
Jamaica and Haiti won't be in the Hex and Mexico is still much better than us
>>68921656
I can qualify the US 1st, undefeated. Every argie street team can. Klinsmann sux, how can you defend using marking zone against jammes? His fault, like coach.
>>68921611
>only half
>collage of all our shots on goal
pls no
>>68921712
Those boobs look odd.
>>68921712
Show me your tits
>>68921716
>trinidad
>panama
this nigga must be joking
If singles USA wins 2-1
>USA
Pathetic.
>>68921773
Panama is tied for 2nd in CONCACAF WC qualifying
We should be up reeeeeeeee
>>68921785
NOICE
>>68921744
>Mexico is still much better than us
Only a little bit, and there are 3.5 spots. Costa Pobre and Panama aren't better.
>>68921773
Panama is pretty good, lad
>>68921787
Fuck me germany
>>68921790
How does it feel to see all that spaghetti up close and in person?
>>68921789
Trinidad*
fuck me
>>68921790
move down to a lower seat / 10
>>68921603
>Gol, gol, gol, caracol
Based
>>68921807
>Panama is pretty good
Who is this semen demon? That mls chick?
>>68921370
Ponga a Klinsmann que capaz les mete uno, yankees muertos!
So, who /a/ here?
>>68921790
Get your gun and shoot Klinsman. Be the hero we need.
Missed the first half
Is Bradley still fucking up the midfield?
>>68921787
Shouldn't you be sucking Arab cock Hans?
>>68921827
Rachel Bonetta?
>>68921814
Actually like these seats cause you see the tactics. Of course supporter section is God tier
>>68921836
here
>>68921847
When is he not?
>>68921790
No joke. We should be. The US literally had 2 oppurtunities to fire it in but they fucking choked.
>>68921712
P-play videogames
>>68921832
i thought argentina was a white country
>>68921858
how many waves so far? we had a few at usa/costa rica lol
>>68921741
>Korean girl
>Makeup
Nah, that's simply the new face her plastic surgeon desgined
dubs and Colombia wins 3 -0
>>68921862
That's /m/.
>>68921872
He held the ball for like 5 minutes and passed it back
http://jkanime.net/dragon-ball-super/48/
Spanish Subs are already out
Why Howard over Guzan?
Where are Brooks and Johnson?
>This one side reporter that shakes his head for 20 seconds after talking
>Insists on pouncing every word with a ridiculous Spanish accent
Fuck off - we get you can pronounce Maradona
>>68921898
Fuck off, puto
Trips and US comes back
>>68921883
Daily reminder that you're the only loser nigger here, my african american friend.
>>68921825
In terms of CONCACAF they are
>>68921898
KEKED
U
C
K
E
D
>>68921906
>streaming
>>68921906
>Streaming
>That resolution
>usa 4-4-2 hoofball
>>68921807
>>68921825
They beat Bolivia, this is considered good in CONCACAF
>>68921911
It's a third place game. Rotating keepers is normal (Klinsmann did it in 2006)
They're hurt and this is a third place game, so why risk it?
>>68921933
>In terms of CONCACAF
>Panama is a 8/10 in CONCACAF
This fucking "dj" is spinning some hot top 10 edm tracks. Trying to get the crowd going really cringe.
>>68921931
at least i dont speak beaner
>>68921925
the chicANUS
can someone explain the simpsons meme with all the weed and "una vala" to me?
>>68921906
>streaming
>>68921883
US4 never 4 get, nigger.
>>68921931
>third world country criticizing the US
lel
>>68921898
Allow me to assist you~
Is there a match on right now?
>>68921986
a candle
>>68921993
BORRRRRRRRA ESTA FOTO.
>>68921999
nice
>>68921986
bean shit who knows
>>68921999
seriously argentina
$30 PLUS 50% VAT on imported items that's fucking ridiculous
>>68921999
M E M E
A
G
I
C
>>68921963
Guatemala? No more like Guatebuena
>>68921999
>>68921986
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l0gVLb8i0aw
>>68921999
Wow. Peru and Colombia together is the worst thing ever.
>>68921997
at least we can be in any public place in our country without fearing some white-autist mudslim goes full Columbine
>>68921993
> caring about semen slurping
>>68922040
The indios are gathering their tribes
>Yedlin
>bradley
JUST
>>68921999
its ogre
How many would Colombia have to score on order for there to be a 1% chance Klinsmann gets fired?
>>68921999
wtf i hate Perú now
>>68921674
NEVER EVER GUATEBRO
>>68922040
that game was awesome what are you talking about
THAT FUCKING SAVE
>>68921999
> expertos andinos
>>68922052
because you dont have any whites
>>68921966
Were they hurt earlier in the tournament? I must have missed when it happened.
>>68922068
bout three fiddy
>>68921611
>not qualifying on CONCASHIT
you arent that bad m8
>>68922075
>>68922054
At least we are gathering, you cant get enough people to fill 50k seats
>>68922052
>at least we can be in any public place in our country
what the fuck are you talking about?
you guys can't even drive around without getting robbed
>>68921906
You live in Chile, how the fuck are you streaming that shitty ass resolution?
>>68921370
Dempsey>all
That was gonna be a nice play, too.
>>68922075
Don't get me wrong, that game was great. But it's better when they're murdering each other so they only leave one alive.
BASED OSPINA
GOD
FUCKING
DAMNIT
OSPINA OSPINA OSPINA OSPINA OSPINA OSPINA OSPINA OSPINA OSPINA OSPINA OSPINA OSPINA OSPINA OSPINA OSPINA OSPINA OSPINA OSPINA OSPINA OSPINA OSPINA OSPINA OSPINA OSPINA OSPINA OSPINA OSPINA OSPINA OSPINA OSPINA OSPINA OSPINA OSPINA OSPINA OSPINA OSPINA OSPINA OSPINA OSPINA OSPINA OSPINA OSPINA OSPINA OSPINA OSPINA OSPINA OSPINA OSPINA OSPINA OSPINA OSPINA OSPINA OSPINA OSPINA OSPINA OSPINA OSPINA OSPINA OSPINA OSPINA OSPINA OSPINA OSPINA OSPINA OSPINA OSPINA OSPINA OSPINA OSPINA OSPINA OSPINA OSPINA
TU TRANQUILO
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>68922133
YOU GOT TAPADO
>>68922101
nonsense. we had 70k against Argentina.
Dempsey will
NEVER
EVER
score again
I'm a 25 year old fat NEET who played 2 months of little league soccer when I was 7 years old, and I would bet anything that I could player better than Michael "Cancer" Bradley.
HOLY SHIT THAT SAVE.
>>68922089
Fabian : recurring hip issue
Brooks: inflammation in the knee
Probably just cautious
Looks like Messi has been tutoring Dempsey after that free kick. Keep at it my boy. You'll get it.
Ospina is world class
USA is kill.
murricans on suicide watch.
what a save
Who /pekerman/ here 2bh
lol dempsey is terrible u guys isnt he like 48 yrs old lol cant even far post upper v like senpai messi
See?
If your keeper had jumped with the opposite hand he would've deflected Messi's free kick in the other game.
>The city of USA without Dempsey.
God damn, Klinssmann doesn't know how to pick a team.
USA thirsty as fuck
>zardes
>ZARDES
>>68922158
fuck you have some faith they need your support now more than ever
>>68922161
doubt it. also kys
Why do soccer players miss the net so badly? I thought they were supposed to be some of the best in the world
Dempsey thought he was Messi.
why are there so many texans in this thread
>>68921657
Nice shirt, at least it isn't Madrid or Barca.
>>68922103
Robbed>just give your money and you will be alive.
Mass shooting>sorry.
You can say thanks since i didn't bring terrorist shit.
ZARDES OUT
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>68921906
>Streaming
>Streaming Toriyama's latest turd
kill yourself please
this Dempsey freekick should have be a goal damn
>>68922179
Messis shot was more angled
>>68922190
>caring about soccer
I'm just here for the memes
>>68922222
What did he mean by this?
>>68922199
we are in the furture and texit happened.
>>68922199
Because of Texit.
>Fabras
>>68922211
D10SPINA
FOR FUCKS SAKE
GET JAMEMES THE FUCK OUT OF HERE
>Columbian finishing
>>68922222
niceeeee
>>68922222
Impressive
>>68922222
WHAT
usa is playing pretty well
its better for them play like ireland or some little teams- without combinations just run and shot
>>68922222
wut
>>68922222
Wtf?
>>68922222
>0-4
>4th place
>US4
>>68922222
whoa
>>68922222
Hnnng quints
>>68922219
The keeper was literally one step away from where the ball struck, he only had to stretch the right arm and he would've covered the whole angle. By using the left arm he cut himself out the upper side of the goal especially since he didn't quite make a good jump.
>>68922222
Bravo rojo.
>>68922222
>el scriptANO
>>68922222
Fucking Peru wasting gets
>>68922245
>>68922246
>>68922247
>>68922251
>>68922253
>>68922256
>>68922257
>>68922258
>>68922264
>people still reply to peru scriptfag
>>68922222
Peruvians confirmed scripters. The 999 get was a fluke. Peru (gay) confirmed for trying to kill meme magic and soil lord kek's name.
Colombia confirmed for getting 2-1'd as punishment
>>68922222
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>68922222
>US will never be a football powerhouse despite being the most athletic country on the world(straya is up there with you) and having a 300M plus pop.
feels good.
>usa """defense""""
>>68922222
WHAT?
>Wood
>Hamez
>>68922222
fuck off fake canada
we
need
a
sub
>>68922222
DELETE THIS
>ham ass
GOD WILLS IT
>>68922278
>the most athletic country on the world
how do you measure that?
Way to miss
>>68922201
They just redefined "mass shooting" to be any event with at least 2 people shot.
So a murder-suicide is counted as a mass shooting now.
Besides, most gun violence occurs in democratic cities with high amounts of gang violence. Republicans are progun because they don't have to worry about getting shots by other republicans(and want to be able to shoot Democrats that want to shoot and kill them), while Democrats want to ban guns because they are at risk of being shot by other democrats.
>>68921370
zardes is so bad I don't understand why he's still starting.
>HAMEMEZ
JAJAJA MEZ
Almost btfo again.
>>68922278
If our fucking white people didn't have the attention span of a fucking squirrel then maybe we'd be a powerhouse.
These players are fucking dumbass sometimes running into 3 players
Get this shit fix, Klinesman
>>68922316
I thought mass shooting needed 3 specifically to avoid murder suicides counting
>COLUMBIAN FINISHING
>AGAIN
>Colombia setting screens
this isn't basketball
>>68922278
>Ronaldo wakes up everyday wishing he was born in any country but Poortugal
>>68922313
>68922313
olympics senpai
>absolute meaningless game
>not giving pulisic and nagbe valuable time against good talent
>>68922341
Imagine if he was Brazilian?
PULISIC WHEN?
>>68921370
I thought that James was like the greatest thing ever, what happened?
>literally all jones does is kick the ball directly into the opposing players
How many would Faroe Islands knock past the USA?
>>68922332
> implying the libs don't want to inflate the shooting stats
refball
>>68922332
shh, please don't weaken my narrative ;)
has zardes ever done anything to aid the team in victory?
>>68922355
tfw ur best player is literally a 17 year old
who /tsu/ here?
Whats the score gringos?
HE DIDNT TOUCH HIM, YOU FUCKING ASSBAG
>>68922356
Benched forever at RM
>>68922360
http://www.ussoccer.com/us-under18-mens-national-team/tournaments/2015-open-nordic-cup/150804-u18mnt-v-fro
wow the attendance
Is USA missing Altidore?
>>68922264
Gracias azul
TROLLBAR
>>68921370
OMG Cuadrado
fuck that was close
>>68922387
Pulled his hamstring again.
SQUARED
>Tim Howard doesn't even attempt to play the ball
I see why he was benched now
>Klinnsman shit talks the MLS saying they wouldn't let Pulisic play
>he doesn't let Pulisic play
>>68922381
V E N I C E
E
N
I
C
E
>>68922382
1 not give a fuck to 0 americans caring.
Based Cuadrado.
HOWARD REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
WHAT THE FUCK
>>68922199
Texas is full of chicanos
Welcome everyone from the previous thread. Now we are all together as one again
>>68920120
TROLLBAR
R
O
L
L
B
A
R
Trollpost desu
Meme magic protecting us from becoming a meme
>lightly tap player on shoulder as a sign of friendliness
>get yellow carded
>opponent sneezes
>say bless you as a sign of respect
>get red carded
Such is the life of a member of the US team.
When did Tim Howard start being so shit? His positioning is all over the place
>>68922356
Nothing.
He's a good player who was overrated by people because he made a meme goal in Brazil and then Halal spent a gazillion dollarydoos on him.
Man, my country might be USA's most loyal bitch in the region, but damn i love pounding that amerifat ass every time in football.
>literally just watching the ball
HOWARD OUT
TROLLBAR
R
O
L
L
B
A
R
FUCKING TROLLBAR
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
Cuadrado Trollbar lobbin
>>68922400
Again?
Poor guy. And so young too.
TROLLPOST
