Let's make amends /sp/
Everyone post nice things about Croatia and Portugal
>>68919332
They both share not being white in common
fuck croatia
>>68919349
t. Jesus
>>68919332
Croatia likes grilled Sardines, according to Wikipedia
They also like grilled suckling pig
We are long lost brothers on these alone.
>>68919352
This.
Except gently. And lovingly. Caressing their plump sides. Massaging their weary neck. Getting so far up in it, it thinks we're Bosnia. And sweetly releasing thick, greasy love juice all over Perisic's pineapple hairdo.
And then leaving them a fiver.
I was about to make thus thread tbqh.
Yesterday I told Croats that if we lose, they would still be cool guys and cheer for them.
I also told them that with Adrien on the pitch there was no way they would score.
Good game if you actually like football tbqh.
Quero por o meu salchichão naquelas croatas gostosas.
This was a good game, not for the casuals, but for hardcore football fans who like tactical warfare.
Croatia fell into our trap, they let us counter attack. Tough luck bros.
Croats are bro-tier
>>68919444
Both are true, but idk about that last one. Seafaring peoples usually share the things they learn when they meet.
>>68919332
we chill
you guys are chokers so you have my sympathies
i want you to win some shit at last
>>68919332
Portugal, I'm cheering for you now. Please don't fuck this up, win this shit and make us proud
>>68919570
Yeah, but it was the first thing in common I managed to find.
I don't know much about Croatia besides Dalmatians.
Once i saw a nice set of photos from beautiful wilderness and as i was scrolling down i was thinking: Surely this must be at some nature park in Canada/USA.
It was Croatia. My god such beauty. Didn't look like Europe at all.
>>68919713
Holy shit, you're not kidding.
>all these Portugal cucks would be cursing out Croatia if they lost
I really really can't stand fake modesty. It's so condescending.
>oh Croatia your food and wilderness and woman are so beautiful sorry we locked your ass and took away something meaningful here is condescending praise in return
Fuck off. Just insult each other like men you god damn feminized woman.
>>68919744
that place sucks
its just tourism
im jelouse of burgers as they have parks bigger than our whole country
pure wilderness
>>68919752
There is exactly one country we did, and do curse out when we lost
Greece 2004 never forget.
>>68919509
Fodasse nem mais
>>68919752
>I really really can't stand fake modesty. It's so condescending.
>fake modesty
>from the most self-blaming country in the world.
You should learn more about the world mate. Not every country has its head up its ass like you and the UK and France.
You should try to travel here, and see for yourself.
We are nice, peaceful people. Unless you're Spanish, or a Moor.
>>68919849
Everytime you criticize a country everytime
>DURRRRRR yea but America does THIS or THAT so your valid criticism means nothing
You guys really are like woman.
>>68919910
It's still not fake modesty.
Most country-bashing is just meaningless banter most of the time. If anything that's the fake part.
You will find that nobody here is genuinely hateful towards anyone that's just visiting, around here.
>>68919910
I laughed and celebrated when the planes hit those towers. Not even joking. I was 12 at the time and i was laughing like an hiena all day. I hate USA.
>>68919977
Yes it is fake and most importantly it's condescending but you idiots have your heads so far up your own asses you can't see this.
>>68920117
Travel more, yank.
>>68920117
It's just a game dude, grow the fuck up.
>>68920140
I don't want to get stabbed going to your subhuman country
>>68920192
Game or not you are still self serving condescending woman.
>>68920117
stay mad, burger
>>68920228
>I don't want to get stabbed going to your subhuman country
My god, you keep digging and digging.
We are literally the 5th safest place in the world.
>>68920260
You literally created hue hues don't tell me shit about safety.
>>68920332
America was discovered on two Caravels and a Nau, 3 Portuguese-designed ships.
We are responsible for you as well.
>>68919659
Hahahaha. That'll be the fucking day.
>>68920360
Yet here you are talking shit about us LMAO
>>68920571
I'm just putting you in the same basket as the Brazilians.
I never argued that everything that left Portugal is any good. Although every Portuguese that leaves to America makes both countries smarter.
>>68920510
YOU
WILL
WIN
THIS
good night "white" pride
perisic looks like a fucking flesh stick, disgusting
>>68920670
It would be just our luck to win with this shit team and forever be reminded of it by /sp/
>>68920628
Fodass grande frase puta que pariu
>>68920628
Then we agree you are a shit country for making us. Thank you for agreeing with me.
>>68920714
I hope that happens. And now I'm gonna get drunk and cry myself to sleep.
>>68920628
>every Portuguese that leaves to America makes both countries smarter.
that was fucking savage my nigger
>>68920738
We're not the descendent of those who left, we're the descendent of those who stayed.
Also, when was I arguing our country wasn't shit, I just said we're nice welcoming people, who respect the Croats for the game, and realise it was mostly a crap-shoot.
Chill.
...
sgworijrgwen
....
welknhwe
>>68920332
HUE HUE
>>68920628
Kek'd hard, compadre
>>68920117
>burger is a selfish cunt
>other people must be cunts as well because no one is better than me
the problem lies in you fellow amerdican
I had no idea Portugal had such a massive inferiority complex. I thought it was a decent country, apparently not
>>68921240
We used to have an empire, believe it or not.
Pissed it all away.
>>68921240
Not it's 2am in Portugal. Only their neckbeards and basement dwellers are up at this hour.
Honestly under that kind of leadership Croatia deserved to lose.
>Keeping Strinic in
>Keeping Mandzukic for 87 whole minutes
>Only 2 swaps, first in 87 second in 110 minutes
>No Kramaric, no Vrsaljko
>Pjaca enters in fucking 110th min
I am glad that we lost fuck this Croatian football mafia and this fucking disgrace of a coach.
Well played Portugal, good job at shuting down our game, gl further.
>>68921240
>>68921329
oh believe me, that's literally how it works in this country, when things go bad and our country is near bankrupcy, no one really cares, but when we win at something, we just rub our proud asses in everyones face
>>68921240
No. The difference is that we know we live in a poor country filled with corruption, lots of problems in various areas like eucation, healthcare, high unemployment etc.
You guys keep telling you live in the best country in the world! Yet it has homeless, hunger, crime, a fake democracy, unemployment. Get real! your country isn't some kind of capitalist paradise.
>>68921380
Go back to landscaping Domagoj the dawn will hit soon
>>68921240
>portugal
>a decent country
hahahahahahahahahaha
>>68921329
technically its saturday night and all normies are all having fun on parties
>>68920628
based
>>68921329
just came from a night out with my lads
fuck off
>>68919752
>i can't stand fake modesty
>i'll proceed to rag on ronaldo as often as i possibly can while simultaneously sucking humble little boy Messi as much as possible
>>68919332
Croatians should scalp Vida.
>>68919349
Says an American with a muslim President
I think this meme thrives on the fact that Portuguese people themselves hate niggers and wish they (we) could purge them from our (their) glorious land
>>68920117
>Niggers and moors
>Yes yes Obama
>go LeGod
>i fucking love cience niel degrass tyson!1!
>we won't see any more qt Croatians
why God? why must you be like this?
Does any Hrvatski bro know a guy named Jure that lives in Holland?
Last night was the most boring game I have ever seen on a worldcup or eurocup
holy shit
>>68919349
Nah mate both are way above 60%
>who?
>>68919790
It's full of ghastly hungarians, that area.
>>68920117
It's sportmanship, honor of some kind. When 2 teams/athletes meet in an exhausting, tough match they develop respect for each other at the end and sometimes some fans do as well. Not all and not always, but this match kind of did it. It drained me emotionally and made me like Portugal. It's probably le cucked maymay for someone but it's just how respect works.
Good luck Portubros
>>68920768
Yes you do that. All your country already did.
I mean, seriously, crying like little babies after quarterfinals match?
>>68920628
S A V A G E
>>68919349
I think there are maybe 1000 or 2000 blacks in croatia, there are gypsies but thwy are not considerd croatian, as for us, we are generally white as fuck
>>68920628
bruh...
>>68929543
It was a RO16 not quarterfinals Janez. But I know you wouldn't understand with Slovenia never playing a knockout match in anything.
>>68929493
Nah, they mostly reside in Kopački rit's swamps.
>>68920628
OOOOOOOOOOOOO
Fodasse mano, até a mim me ardeu caralho
>>68929519
Yeah. What are sports good for if not for bringing people together while letting off some steam without the need to grab spears.
And shitstorm bants and pretend-villainy aside, most Portuguese and Croats that I've seen post-game have been very civil about it.
Good show.
>>68920628
>Although every Portuguese that leaves to America makes both countries smarter.
mama mia, até dei peidos pela piroca
>>68919332
Fuck both of them, never betting on any of them ever again
>>68920628
>>68920628
Group theory bantz best bantz. Jesus christ that's rough.
>>68920628
many keks
>>68920628
best burn I've seen in a while
>>68919790
Croat-amer reporting in
The parks here have nothing on Hrvatska, I've been to both.
>>68919332
>Everyone post nice things about Croatia and Portugal
MARCH ON, TO THE PIRENEEESE AGAIN
Croatia is a literally who slav nation... I don't give a fuck about them.
They're on the same level as Slovakia, serbia etc... I'd be very ashamed to lose to them.
If we dont make it to the final with the shit teams that are ahead of us FS needs to be kicked from the NT.
>>68946792
We never marched to the Pirenees, we want nothing of that land, we just want to be left in peace, common_croatian_name.
>>68947088
This is a friendly thread, behave. I hear they like Sardines, so we're bros, now.
>>68920628
post of the year
