They are literally the joke of the tournament. Tied all the matches until now and no one likes them.
we will rekt them moors
>>68916178
Third world south america scum, opinion discarded.
7-1
WE WUZ NAVIGATORS AND SHIT
>>68916279
What do husars have to do with football ? Get the fuck out of here you cringy neckbeard.
>>68916279
mate are you talking shit
you looked shit against switzerland
>>68916304
Thank you for making us 3rd world by the way. Not that you are any different kek.
>>68916279
I fucking hope so. But from what I've seen today I'm not so sure. You got cucked by midget shaqiri
good luck
>>68916279
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ftkuVBjFGQ
joseph = polan
wamu = us
kars = poortugal
after losing 2004 Greece
and semi-final tiki-taka Spain on the jews did this penalties in 2012
I really don't give a fuck
Everytime you think they can't fuck it up they pull another low, are you trying to beat us in most fucked up nation?
>>68916452
You got abandoned lil child, maybe if you didn't go emo on us you wouldn't be monkeys by now.
they deserved to win, we had our chances and missed. such is life
>>68916178
I like them, you're just jealous daddy Poortugal is doing better in the euros than Braziggers in copa america.
at least they didn't field a "back line" consisting of Marcelo, David Luiz and Dante in a WC semifinal
>>68916279
please do poland
I hate portugal so fucking much
>>68916279
Go ahead.
>>68916178
As a brasilian you must realise since the 7-1 (and germany took the pedal of the gas) everityme a brrasilian speaks of football it ridicules himself.
brasil will never amount to anything on fooball ever again
This mental strength is why they drove the Moors out of Portugal
>brazil
>have been considered the best national team until the early 2000s
>become a mere shadow of its past
>lose 7-1 in their own home
>lose to Peru in Copa America
>eternal rival Argentina is infinitely better
>there's no end in sight to the series of terrible coaches, corruption at all levels in the CBF, bad performances by the players
Is there a more pathetic joke of a NT right now?
>>68916279
Outro a arrotar antes de comer.
>>68916543
Oh, sorry, did we win ?
>>68916178
Peru
>>68916492
>monkeys abandoning monkeys
made me smile
>>68916178
Kind of like brazil during the world cup?
7-1
>>68916501
implying u aren't a poortuguese selling your ass in spain
>people used to call Portugal "European Brazil" since they shared similar football style
>tfw nowadays only countries like San Marino and Andorra are "European Brazil"
>>68916483
>winning the tournament with only draws and a win against france in the final with a hand goal
>>68916591
don forget 2002 wc wus robbed
>>68916494
fuck Vida though
>>68916657
This was unexpected, I might start using that lad if ya don't mind
>>68916489
KEK
E
K
>>68916452
I know you learn we fucked you up. We didn't. Literally, the only bad thing we did to Brazil was bringing a shitload of slaves to your country. That's why you have sucked after your independence, as you don't know how to manage yourselves. Also, if we didn't that, you probably wouldn't even exist.
Im enjoying all of this
>>68916672
fuck mandžukić aswell, i sincerely hope he dies during the night under mysterious circumstances
>>68916178
counting on it
>>68916279
Please do it
>>68916576
you must realize since portugal has been a bunch of nonwhite moorniggers for centuries, that no one in the world considers your opinion on anything.
>>68916702
>Also, if we didn't that, you probably wouldn't even exist
ahahahahahahhaHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA
>>68916178
Poortugal matches are the most entertaining
>>68916749
Check your heritage.
>>68916729
>nonwhite moorniggers
You should be the last one to call another country nonwhite, burger.
>>68916279
MUH HUSSARS
pjaca will be a hell of a player in a few years time though
>>68916717
He's overrated as fuck. Should've swapped him for Pjaca right at the start of the second half
>>68916763
Really? I find them boring and annoying as fuck. So many shitty passes! Ronaldo does nothing for 115 minutes!
>ALL THIS BRAZILIAN BUTTHURT
KEEP CRYING MONKEYS
>>68916279
But we are the one that rekt the moors. Learn some history bro.
>>68916852
but you are the moors, you can't rekt yourself
Crotia did great tho. We got lucky but that's the game
>>68916843
Jogos Olimpicos 2016
VAI SER UMA MACACADA
>>68916852
yeah no, you'd be white like us if you stopped the kebabs like we did
>>68916813
mandzu would have scored if his own teammate didn't knock the ball out
>>68916807
should have come on earlier
>>68916883
what is suicide ?
>>68916763
You think so? I was bored beyond belief.
We're only amusing for the meme material.
>>68916933
he's like a tumor, he should be surgically removed from the team
>>68916939
agreed
>>68916907
You're slavs, we're iberians.
We cant be like you.
>>68916892
If Croatia had done great they would have won.
We were both complete shit.
The whole game was a prolonged snoozefest.
>>68916178
how many more threads are you Washington Nscimento dos Santos going to make?
anyone that gets REKT so hard at home can't really be taken seriously
nice performance in Copa America LOL
Holy shit all this fucking salt
Keep it up based pastel de nata brothers
>>68916452
So now it's our fault that your government prefers to spend money on stadium for the WC and for the olyympics instead of schools and hospitals?
kek
Don't ever change brazilians, please!
>>68916933
That would be Vida, who messed up pretty much everything he could.
He did the same shit to Ćorluka in the game against the Czech. He's decent in defense, but really shouldn't move anywhere outside his own half.
>>68916883
Nice meme fellow monkey bro
>>68916907
Slavs are subhuman
>BRAZIL
BRAZIL
>BRAZIL
BRAZIL
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8YOcOBL8KTs
>>68916907
Don't try to compare your shitty history with ours. Not even a autistic memer could agree with you.
tfw brazil has the same number of eurocups than fucking pathetictugal
>>68916975
Nice autism.
Shut up dumb muslim or you will be deported!
>>68913178>>68913178>>68913178>>68913178>>68913178>>68913178>>68913178>>68913178>>68913178>>68913178>>68913178>>68913178>>68913178>>68913178>>68913178
LOOK AT THIS SHIT
>15 MINS BEFORE IT HAPPENS
>TIMRE TRAVELERS BROWSE SPEEE
>>68916657
Underrated.
>>68916702
>the only bad thing we did to Brazil was bringing a shitload of slaves to your country
>the only bad thing we've done is ruining your country''s future
>>68916907
We sure liked the moors.
They were fun to play with.
>OP right now
>>68916975
Please laugh at us all you want about the 7-1, but never, never about the copa memerica. Nobody cares about that shit, neymar was not even called.
>>68917057
1-7 1-7 1-7 1-7 1-7 1-7 1-7 1-7 1-7 1-7 1-7 1-7 1-7 1-7 1-7 1-7 1-7 1-7 1-7 1-7 1-7 1-7 1-7 1-7 1-7 1-7 1-7 1-7 1-7 1-7 1-7 1-7 1-7 1-7 1-7 1-7 1-7 1-7 1-7 1-7 1-7 1-7
get fucked pt
How easy is to rile fags on this board
holy shit
William Carvalho and Adrien completely BTFO Modric and rakitic, Pepe is the best CB in the world, We have a token black kid with rastas, and we have 4 magicians, Nani, Joao Mario, Quaresma and Ronaldo
Who can stop us???????????????????
>>68916452
>>68916492
Absolutely BTFO
>>68917185
since you didn't win any of your games: anyone but us, apparently
>>68917126
well above 60% mate
they are literally the most unlikeable team no doubt
despise them
>>68917185
A competent ref.
Not rolling high luck.
Decent opposition not choking.
>>68916657
KEK
Nice one Slovbro
>>68916826
>>68916956
It was a boring match, but so are other matches involving other teams. Can't wait for Poland - Portugal match, might ignore the rest
>>68916657
I love the memes, but you are wrong, they were never called that, and they also always parked the bus. I don't remember a Portugal team ever playing beautiful football
>>68917185
your year lad :^)
>>68917297
>France
>Talking about any other team being the most unlikable
Casse toi pauvre fils de pute, j'espère que tu te fasses enculer par des congolais de banlieue
>>68916826
If the ball doesn't go to him what do you want him to do? He can either be in finishing situations waiting for the ball or drop back to get it. It's impossible to make both.
Have you started to watch football this summer?
>>68917305
>A competent ref.
No such thing.
spain-italy is gonna be great
>>68917369
that's back from the 60's with Pele and Eusebio
>>68916907
Kek, you can't compare yourself with Portugal in terms of history
t. Alberto Barbosa
WE'RE BREAKING /SP/ FROM EVERY ANGLE
THE BUTTHURT IS GLORIOUS.
>>68917396
le racist monkey man
epic
>>68916651
only Brazilians sell their ass in ASSpain, the rest can't compete with your low prices.
>>68917516
this moment is so fucking priceless
>tfw the bad guys won again
>>68917533
Our top hookers are in the USA, you only get to fuck traps.
>>68916178
imma go back to /tv/ what a shit game
>>68917396
Est-ce que tu es au courant que tu as du sang arabe (comme tous les portugais), putain de beauf ?
>>68916304
Irony
>>68917516
???
portugal was the most unliked team before this game, the only butthurt i see now is portugals trying to defend themselfs while attacking others
>>68916178
Son, why are you so angry at daddy?
Son, I am disappoint
>>68916749
:)
>>68917590
Et maintenant tous les français ont du sang arab aussi, vous pouvez remercier votre gouvernement et vos politiques d'immigration. Bon courage pour ne pas te faire braquer ce soir par un algérien en rentrant chez toi!
>>68917643
I'm not angry just fishing for replies
>>68917595
The salt is still coming from everywhere. My god this is the best day
>>68917590
Au moins ils se font plus baiser par les arabes, eux...
;_;
>>68916489
yea...
>>68917590
>fon fon fon
>>68916907
>Like we did
>we did
>we
>taking credit for the sacrifices of all other Balkan states
>>68917732
C'est ce que je disais, bon courage pour vous avec vos 6 ou 7 millions d'arabes sur votre territoire.
>>68917595
this
just take a look at this thread
>Croatia had no shots on goal
>Portugal barely saw any of the ball
>Portugal committed 28 fouls
was the game as bad as the numbers make it seem?
>>68917803
Mostly boring
None of the fouls were even that aggressive, mostly just pulling on shirts.
Last 4 minutes were great, though.
>>68917803
No, it was even worse. I'd say in the first 90 mins there was one shot which got me excited, Vida's off-target header after the keeper fucking SLIPPED.
>>68917533
hahahaha i forgot we brazilians dont need to pay to fuck portuguese girls, we just pretend to like daddy portugal and they start sucking dry
>>68916907
We're just smarter at it.
>>68917865
Was there something off with the grass? Everyone was slipping all the time.
Fucking Brazillians leaving banana peels on the ground.
>>68917803
>fouls = bad
Found the toddler
>>68917908
Commentators said they watered it a lot for the second half. Shit that was another thing that added to the shittiness. I blame the ref for letting so many fouls go too.
>>68917865
Pretty sure Patricio was fouled in that instance by a Croatian guy on the floor/falling
>>68917803
Our strategy was to make modric and rakitic invisible.
The Portuguese thought they were going to lose along with everyone, but now everyone is butthurt they won and the Portuguese are celebrating.
>>68916279
Arkadasiuz pls go
>>68917916
you = retard
>>68917958
No he wasn't. He tripped on a fucking imperfection on the grass.
>>68917977
That's just Portuguese mentality
>depress and complain at everything
>something goes right and it's a blast
We're more cynical than the Brits in that way.
TSSUUUUUUUUU amigo
TSSSSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
>>68918006
(cont)
tomorrow we'll be complaining and cursing some more.
The point is to make it to the penalties
>>68917977
I'm not celebrating. It was a shit game and I'm disappointed in both teams.
![98019549-spanish-referee-carlos-velasco-carballo-shows-gettyimages[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/MqAu4e8.jpg "98019549-spanish-referee-carlos-velasco-carballo-shows-gettyimages[1].jpg")
>Constant niggly fouls all game long
>No yellows until the 78th minute (SEVENTY EIGHT)
This fucking guy
>>68916489
>France banting about roads
Kek
I now understand why nobody likes Portugal
I didn't get why everybody made fun of them when they didn't manage to win
This is why, they turn into insufferable cunts
Why all portugals look like gypsy gays starting with CR?
>>68918088
Croatia were the ones already on a yellow so blame them.
the Portugal coach is a tactical genius, what the hell is it with Portugal and GOAT tier coaches, props to the man for getting the most out of his team, wouldn't be surprised if some EPLEL team get him after the euros end
>>68918122
The white ones work abroad, and are generally to busy to play too much football. I'm not even exaggerating that much.
>>68918149
>I'm not even exaggerating that much
I really hope you are. If not, get checked.
>>68918103
Don't all countries?
But I guess you wouldn't know anything about winning, being Canadian and all.
>>68918144
>portugal
>goat national team coach
Hell no. Last world cup our coach was surprised that brasil was hot and had trouble adjusting the team. This team still has a long way to go if it wants to reach the final.
>>68917888
last time I was in Leiria and Lisboa there was an entire avenue full of brazilan hookers, I guess you don't realise that the poortuguese the ones fucking your girls.
>>68918144
he spent a lot of time in greece studying the memetics of the 2004 greek team
>>68918213
>reach checked
>immediately check for dubs
There's something wrong with me
>>68916279
Fuck their shit up, Poland
>>68918231
Braziu. Ele é espanhol. Oiçam lá favelóides, e não chorem pff gg
>>68918213
I did say "that much"
Outside of Lisbon there aren't as many blacks or gipsies. I've honestly only ever talked to like 5 in my life.
And the few gypsies we had at school did dominate football.
>>68917759
delet this
>>68916279
Please do this catholic brothers
Italy's style can be pretty annoying or boring but at least it works well.
England has teh worst fan on the whole continent.
But Portugal has both a crappy style and obnoxious fans.
>>68916279
You can do it Stanislaw, we all believe in you. Poortugal must be stopped, the future of Europe depends on it.
>>68918144
>Park the bus and counter
>Tactical genius
>>68918219
Portugal fans are like Algerians in France, they turn the whole neighborhood upside down after a win.
>>68917759
>bulgaria
jesus christ
>>68918345
It's from Nov. 2015, so a lot of them we're still moving through Europe.
>>68918301
>>68916883
I fucking love the Portugese team. Tilts every team they face and fucking tilts the entire football loving population. God speed you pieces of shit.
>>68918231
you really dont know how easy it is to brazilians to fuck portuguese girls right?
you literally just need to pretend that portugal is a good nation, hahaha say u like fado and they do anal. Porto bring me good memories, I probably have 7 kids there.
>>68918408
>Things that totally happened
>>68918234
>he spent a lot of time in greece studying the memetics of the 2004 greek team
TOTALLY THIS
I seriously doubted his choices for every game but out of nowhere the team keeps going.
I don't even understand.
>is there a more unlikable team
is there a more unkillable team?
>>68918408
what am I reading
>>68918408
hahahahahahaha
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
What would Vanderley Josialdo da Silva, one of your twenty infants, think of his Don Juan father bawing his eyes out online about Portugal winning a football match?
It doesn't matter that Portugal wins the quaters and semis.
because in the end, they's either get countered by Italy in final, a team that they poorly parrot ; or get 7-1'd by the germachine
>>68918408
I'm sure this is totally true lmao
>>68918408
Not even a month ago I saw a Brazilian getting decked by a gypsy and getting his teeth broken.
Thanks for tha laugh doe
>>68918408
nah
brazillians have a really bad time getting portuguese girls here
brazillians are not exotic to them, unlike most tourists
>>68918575
Everyone has a bad time getting portuguese girls here.
Bitches are fucking uptight and picky as fuck round here.
Gotta preserve the Lusitanian race, though, they are just doing their job.
>>68918599
We're Galicians doe
>>68918575
kkkkkkkkk
qualquer turista que finge gostar dessa cultura esquecida é visto como um Deus em portugal e vc sabe disso.
É só comentar sobre as coisas boas que portugal fez no brasil e como a cultura deles é valorizada aki que elas ficam molhadinhas.
Quando eu voltar pra casa vou postar as fotos aki podem gravar
>>68918599
well, they fuck all the studs tho
the betas get cucked as usual
>>68918144
>tactical genius
>"ADRIEN STOP MODRIC ALL GAME"
>"SOMEBODY STOP RAKITIC ANYONE"
>"OMG LET THEM HAVE THE BALL DON'T ATTACK"
>"RONALDO!WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING BACK HERE??? JUST STAY THERE AS STRIKER AND WAIT FOR THE BALL THAT WILL NEVER COME"
>NANI! NANI CARALHO! RUN AROUND AND KEEP RUNNING!!"
>"GUYS WHAT DID I SAID??? LET CROATIA HAVE THE BALL AND ATTACK BECAUSE THE WIZARD OF OZ OF 2011 IS IN THE BENCH AND HE SAID THAT CROATIA WILL MISS EVERY OPPORTUNITY THEY HAVE"
Yes, tactical genius
>>68918230
And he called players that were injured or not fit at all... worse is that 8 of them were the main 11.
>>68918674
"Supposedly" we are descendents of the Lusitanian tribes, that got pushed to the Asturias, and then reconquered from Galicia down, I think.
I know that Douro and below is Lusitania.
>>68918724
Sure, but cucks can get laid up north when bitches are bored. Here they can't, is what I mean.
>>68918712
women dont give a shit about that
god damn you really are an autistic retarded monkey
>Santos
>Tatical genious
Yeah, he took this cow with him for good luck, that's the top of his tactical genious.
>Play with 3 CMs and a DM
>2 wingers as strikers
>Tactical
No, just forced the game to be in slow tempo and hoped for the best. He was such a big tactical genious that he took out one of the best penlty kick takers we have, to put up Danilo
>>68918712
>kkkkkkkkk
Deves ser um beta do caralho. Volta para o BRchan e mata-te mas é.
>>68918745
>"Supposedly" we are descendents of the Lusitanian tribes, that got pushed to the Asturias, and then reconquered from Galicia down, I think.
Yeah, no. That doesn't even make sense. We're all Galicians although people south of the Douro also have increasing amounts of Lusitanian blood as you get near the Tejo.
>>68918408
WTF!!!!!!
YOU GOT KIDS FROM ANAL?!?!?!
>>68918779
ATE SAI BRITA CRLH
>>68918712
>Ele acha que queremos saber das suas pseudo-façanhas de "gatão"
>>68918779
>He was such a big tactical genious that he took out one of the best penlty kick takers we have, to put up Danilo
And shortly after that we win the game.
>>68918712
Pára que tá feio. Banter é uma coisa, falar merda é outra.
>>68918822
That's how Brazilians are born
>>68918408
From all the shit people tell about girls. A brazilian getting easy portuguese girls is the most absurd thing I ever heard.
Unless you are already top model tier in brasil like kaka or those guys from telenovelas da globo. There is no way that would happen and even if it did it would have nothing to do with being brazilian.
>>68918987
This
I have nothing against Portugal. Hating a country as a whole is fucking stupid anyway. It's just Ronaldo and Pepe to some degree that behave like fucking asshats. I respect them as sportsmen tho.
>>68918924
That's true, but we actually got pushed backwards with the sub. The goal was the work of that cow over there. The ball hit the post 30 secs before our goal, the gypsie cleared bellow a guys legs, Ronaldo passed it under a guys les to Renato, Renato didn't thumble, which is lucky on its own, Nani passed under, yet another guys legs, Ronaldos shot was poorly deflected and the gypsie came in for the goal.
Had nothing to do with the sub, just a fast counter with a bit of luck on our side
>>68918822
How do you think brazillians are born?
>>68916581
This
>>68917748
hmm
>>68919029
>Had nothing to do with the sub,
It had everything to do with the sub, if the sub didn't happen we would have probably seen the penalties.
>>68919021
Pepe is a great player and our national team usually doesn't get benefited anyway.
>>68916452
>>68916990
And here I thought you were mates
eheheheheehehehhehehehe
brasil = slave scum filthy metastasis
>>68916178
At least they make it past the group stage, 7ras1l.
Also, remember that Peru is your daddy.
>>68919090
I agree. Makes it even more sad that he will mostly be remembered as someone who played dirty. It's just beneath him.
>>68916907
Portugal
Founded in 1143. Recongnized by the pope in 1179
Croatia
Indepedance from Yugusalvia in 1991
Do you turds even have self history and language?
>>68919182
But that's untrue and basically exagerated by haters.
>>68919230
Both Portugal and Croatia have existed de facto before those dates.
>>68916907
>>68919182
Most portuguese will remember Pepe for being a great player though which is what matters to us.
>>68919254
Pretty much everyone except RM/Portugal supporters sees it that way.
>>68919264
That guy is my dealer, that's literally me talking to him on the phone
>>68919157
Well, Brasil has won 5 WC, Portugal is not the one to mock them regarding WC performances
>>68919300
>>68918987
>>68919157
>5pa1n chatting shit
everytime
>>68919334
And that's the two of us together (me on the right), after we smoked some ganja
>>68919343
Leave our hermano out of this, macaquinho pardo.
I was so devastated after Croatia losing this game I needed someone by my side, so I hooked up with some twink who didn't even watch the game but lied that he did. Needless to say, I 180'd and went straight home, only to be bullied by Moortugal on /sp/ further.
Will this suffering ever end?
>>68918822
>>68918987
criminally underrated
>>68919377
>macaquinho pardo
>>68918745
> tfw portugese girls kept laughing and calling me a milk glass
w-when will they l-learn to appreciate true ayrans Portugesbros?
>>68919383
With the players you have in the next world cup you will have a good run. This team is good and you have youths appearing with quality.
>>68918822
>>68918987
dying
It makes sense!
>>68919420
Milk glass means you're a pussy, not too white.
At least where I come from.
>>68919490
If that is so, then why don't I feel any better?
>>68919564
it's stil 2016
>>68919420
KEK
b-b-b-but you are w-white!!!
>>68919751
>>68919526
You can be the niggest and still be a milk glass.
>all those mad Manoéis
Priceless. M-M-MUH 7-1
>>68919818
SEVEN
>>68919564
Sucks losing at the end. Sucks losing when you feel you played better. Sucks when you missed goals like that. Sucks when you see how you could get into the finals with those teams in the side of the bracket you were. Still 2016.
>>68919832
ALLAH
>>68917215
Kek our oldest and best allies always on the truth
>>68919818
>>68916279
The way Mr Lewandowski took that penalty today did not look like a man short on confidence, he will tear Pepe a new fucking asshole in the quarters.
>>68919420
here niggers get more girls than white people
im not even kidding
>>68918308
English fans are just trying to be as much as a fucking trouble they were in the 80's and 90's but they look more like a joke than a threat it's why there's not as much coverage outside of sports media
>>68920009
im laughing again
the huecaust never gets old
>>68920036
I literally never saw a nigger with a white girl here
Not even kidding
Deves ser da margem sul
>>68919764
Don't quote me, retard
>>68920005
kek KEK
>>68920072
Yep
It's a common sight here
>>68916657
I'm dumb and I don't get it
Pls explain
>>68920072
that's because you don't step outside of your house
>>68920255
brazil got btfo 7-1
andorra and san marino regularly get btfo with those same scorelines as well
>>68920307
To be fair even Andorra and San Marino are better than Brazil lol
>>68916279
i work in a kitchen full of ypu.
KURWA PORTUGAL
>>68920300
Never saw a tranny either. That's probably a common sight on Brazil
>>68920410
see? the reason is that you don't leave your room indeed
>>68916279
Please do.
Our team is playing like literal shit, and these retards are celebrating
>>68920448
It's harder to leave your room when it has a door that's not made of cardboard.
>>68920500
keked
>>68920072
>never saw a nigger with a white girl here
>Lisbonposter
What a lying piece of shit.
>>68920500
> implying they have houses
>>68920627
I only said room.
>>68920592
Oh right, I saw your wife and her son
>>68920690
Since he's white what you wrote literally does not make any sense you buttflustered Lismoorer
>>68920690
>moorhumour
