>"I take pride to have the chance to grow up and represent Florida hockey and to go to another southern market is almost like a dream come true," added Chychrun
>all these shitty finns that will go on to be busts
jakub chrychin is a fuckig bust
>>68903116
Please stay in Florida lol.
>This is a better looking jersey than Columbus
What did he mean by this?
Post absolute madmen
>>68902823
You win with finns.
>>68903242
Time to kill my self
>>68903242
>tfw we will never see this
>>68903254
fennoswede*
>>68903288
Not yet at least
>poolumbus brown jackets
no clear number one for 2017 draft?
>tfw no toronto maple knights
;_;
>both Nylander brothers go 8th overall
>play in the same division
Who will be the better player?
>>68903518
Nolan Patrick. He would have been ranked as part of the big 4 this year if he was a week younger.
>6'3" right hand centre
>72 GP, 41-61-102 in the WHL
>21 GP, 13-17-30 in the playoffs
I bet Columbus would have taken him over Dubois if he were eligible. Liljegren is a viable number 2 option though
>>68903619
Alex
will poopinjarvee start with mcjesus next season?
>>68903306
guaranteed bust, no fennoswede has ever made it in the nhl. hell they barely play any hockey in the first place
>>68903619
Nylander
>lightning selected a forward rather than a competent defenseman
>traded deangelo
here comes the dumpster fire m8s. Its going to be a Vasy or Bishop have to carry the team for the next couple years kinda team
>>68903242
He's not wrong
>>68903701
Next year he will be picked 2nd by the jackets
>>68903703
Shitflask won't even crack the lineup for game 1. Screencap this.
>put em on take them off
this is some real advanced autism routine
https://youtu.be/5na8r1ognP8?t=1m38s
>>68903732
>Drafting based on current needs instead of best available when the player isn't pro ready
That's what we call how to suck in professional sports 101.
>>68903701
>Nolan Patrick
lol where can oilers play him
>>68903701
>Alex
Kinda worried about this desu senpai
Although Will with Matthews could be just as good as Eichel and Alex
>>68903619
Alex is bigger and works harder than William.
William has a bigger wow-factor.
>>68903732
Hajek is good.
>>68903884
Wing
RNH-McDavid-Pulju
Hall-Draisaitl-Patrick
>>68903981
Both of them seem like they'll be top 6 forwards with a chance to be top 3. Somewhere between 55-70 points a season seems about right.
>Jesse Puljujärvis grandfather was a legendary poacher in Älvkarleby in Sweden
pottery
>>68903807
Jesus Christ, that ending with his family. It reminds me of those scenes in movies where little timmy is about to die but his family and friends just don't have the heart to tell him.
>c-close your eyes Jesse, you'll be with Hall and McDavid soon
>Edmonton has t-tradition
>>68904011
He's probably going to be Sustr 2.0 where he plays like abysmal garbage for a while and then after a couple seasons gets pretty talented
>bulju :D
will knee is a bust
>>68904099
A common theme among NHL defenseman is either playing like garbage for a few years and turning it around, or visa versa.
>>68904074
What are you talking about? Edmonton is most comparable to the frozen wasteland of Binland.
Oilels have cups atleast, blue jackets have a cannon
>>68904184
>w-we haven't been the w-worst team for 25 y-years, I s-swear!
lel nice trade blow jackets
>>68904264
>>68904264
It's only been 10 years, cut dedmonton some slack.
>>68904264
I'm not even an oilers fan, but they went to the cup finals in 2006
Is KEKalainen the new absolute madman?
>rychel for harrington
LEWIS
>>68904264
laffs and buffalel have been worse desu
>>68904352
>hey jarmo, want a bag full of air
>but you have to give us rychel
>Calgary drafted the 5' 6'' mega manlet in the 6th round
Matthew Phillips is going to be elite. When he's that short he might even get a growth spurt
Your last 2 digits decide which overall pick you are.
How do you feel about the city you got drafted to
>>68904477
>When he's that short he might even get a growth spurt
This is what manlets actually believe
>>68904507
im meat and potatoes all day
>>68904507
Pls not Edmonton or >rags.
>>68904264
Hey now. >we've only been the worst for a decade. Also, that pic is taken from a terminally ill little girl's make-a-wish where she wanted to be Spiderman for a day, and was also a huge Oiler fan. Ya cunt.
>>68904421
Whos rychel? I don't know much about him.
>>68904507
Rollin
>>68904477
>tfw 6'2"
> if I had played hockey, I only need to be good and don't need to compensate for size
> big enough to be in nhl
Manlets will never have the confidence that one of their copies is in the nhl in an alternate reality
>>68904510
That's average height you dumb faggot
>>68904507
roll
>>68904510
>>68904507
elite finnish talent coming through
>>68903116
They tried to corner him on nbc and he said he plays for Canada lmao
Sunbelt shits BTFO
>>68904600
This is what manlets actually believe
Half the girls on tinder won't talk to you if you're under 6 foot
>>68904507
Rolling
>>68904507
>it's going to be >rags
>>68904597
>jest
>>68904600
Maybe in poorfag asian shitholes
>Chris Johnston @reporterchris 1h1 hour ago
>Jim Nill says he's comfortable starting next season with Lehtonen and Niemi in the #stars crease.
>>68904579
Watching the oilels for 6 years probably will make you terminally ill
>>68904605
>Juolevi
>Cantpucks
On suicide watch to be honest. At least until the ownership and management remains the way they are.
>>68904579
lol that little whore is gonna die never having seen the oilers in the playoffs probably. just cancer my fans up
>>68904645
Damn dude, that's original.
>>68904663
Cold Steel: The Post
>>68904663
>this edge
Easy there la
>>68904645
You just know
>>68904663
man i got a cut from your edges
Will Juolevi's little brother be the best first overall since Mario Lemieux?
>>68904600
Yeah, for a girl.
>>68904595
He's just another decent LW, former first rounder
Harrington was bad though, so when you can get something for nothing you gotta do it
Pretty decent AHL record, could be 2nd or 3rd liner at his best
>>68904712
>>68904708
>>68904706
gb2 lebbit
HOW CAN YOU FUCKIMG TRADE RYCHEL
>>68904510
Until he's 20 its no sure thing that he won't grow more. He could be 5' 10'' or 5' 11'' if it happens.
>>68904600
5'8'' the average, not 5'6'', and that's only if you include Asians.
>>68904507
>>68903254
who is this semen demon
>>68904663
>>68904766
>6'1 205
Nice he also has a bit of size which is exactly what they need.
>>68904641
Because he knows he's only going to have to deal with both of them for one more year.
>>68904769
kys edgelord
>>68904795
delete this.
I am literally killing myself why do you trade fucking Rychel
>>68904738
I want Pulju to start a Finnish baseball league in Edmonton. I'd love to experience that insanity with Jesse "The Finn with the Grin" Puljujarvi.
cbj has had a highly retarded last 36 hrs
>>68904835
lmao top kekalinen
>>68904870
Not really its been a good 24 at least drafting some godly players besides Dubois
Rychel isn't even good
We still have the Dane with the mane bjorkstrand and the defense God werenski
>>68904600
Well I guess my little sister is "above average height."
>>68904870
More like highly retarded last 20 years
>the oilers got the best 4th overall since Ron Francis
>>68904910
you drafted a bunch of busts and all of the players you just listed are busts aside from rychel, who was just traded for a bust
>>68904928
Only been around since 2000
>>68904507
anything but >rags
>>68904955
2000 was 20 years ago, the Jest won the cup last year
>>68904946
>drafting a big defensemen drafting a man who survived a fucking meteor >>68904507
Please jackets I love Columbus
kekelinen is an absolute madman on the level of Benning.
>>68904507
Anything but the laffs
>>68904993
>2016
>2000
>20 years ago
>>68904993
are u ok
Your team
Your reaction pic to the draft
>Oilers
>>68904835
KEKäläinen is doubling down on insanity.
>>68904507
Rollling
>>68905028
>>68905042
>not comprehending advanced memetics
more like columbus bust jackets right boys hahahaha
>>68905069
Who knows I think the jackets just fold now
Why are we talking about the jackets, sometimes I even forget they exist
>>68905112
they made a meme trade
>>68905081
>rangers drafted sean day at 81
actually watched that interview, seems like a project
NYC seems pretty dope. I dig it. Teams probably going to be shit though.
>>68905123
And a meme pick.
>>68905112
Finnish GMing is worse than Finnish goaltending
>>68904507
roll
Who's the steal of the draft to you know nothing shitposters?
To me, its Gauthier at 22. He's a bigger, faster version of Lucic with a better shot and a more polished defensive game.
FINNISH POSITION POWERRANKINGS
>1 Finnish Forwards
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>9001 Finnish defending
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>900001 Finnish goaltending
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.
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>9000000000001 Finnish GMing
>Aaron Portzline @Aportzline 4h
>Asked how Kekalainen's passing on Puljujarvi is playing in Finland, a Finn reporter: "It's a national holiday weekend. Everybody's drunk."
Can confirm
>>68905245
oskar steen
>>68904629
>mad at good ol florida boy
>>68905245
I like Arizona's first round. Keller and Chychrun
>>68905303
what's the holiday pegga?
Vote on the memers.
http://www.strawpoll.me/10585940
>Finnish goaltending
>Finnish GMing
Not even once. Sorry Finnbros, I love you guys for giving >us Puljujarvi, but damn.
>>68905326
Midsummer
>>68904507
27 get
>>68905273
What about a hypothetical Finnish forward who was used occasionally as a defenseman and an emergency goaltender who later became GM of his former team? Where would he rank?
>>68905313
this triggers the subcuck
>>68905320
Same. They did really well.
>>68905159
is that even possible
>>68905337
Pretty clear that finn forwards can be based
but everything else is pic related
>>68905347
So essentially a holiday specifically for getting hammered?
>>68905273
>0 finnish goaltenders drafted
What an impact memes can have
>>68905423
Yes.
>tfw drank all the beer yesterday, only one left now
will the jackets ever win a cup
>>68905457
Is the store closed for the holiday?
>>68905105
Reminder that McLeod wears #9 because his mom's """"favorite""" player was Gordie Howe. There's a very good chance Howe is his father.
>>68905483
Maybe after they move to Quebec.
>>68905483
As soon as the Oilers make the playoffs.
>>68903518
Urho "Bobby Orr" Vaakanainen
>>68905483
In Atlanta as the Yellow Jackets, yep.
>>68905378
>good ol Florida boy
>keked into playing for Canada
leeeeeeeeeeeeeeelmaooo!!!
>>68905507
SHUTUP
>>68905483
>take a greasy French cunt who played centre a couple times over a 6'4", 200 lbs meat missile who can skate like the wind
>will they ever win a cup
No. No they won't.
>>68905245
Girard, Lindgren, Bitten, Gregor, Laberge
Borgstrom will be good but can't be called a steal now.
Kunin and Bellows are great first round picks.
>>68905515
Best first overall since Denis Potvin?
>>68905495
They were probably open earlier when I didn't feel like it, but you can't buy alcohol after 9pm anyway
>>68905457
>finnish asset management
This is why you don't want Finnish GMs
>>68905055
>Sharks
Thought we were going to at least make one move...
>>68903714
Sean Bergenheim, Niklas Bäckström.
Only fennoswedes in history to make the NHL.
>>68905423
Aren't they all?
>>68905245
Benson at 32 could turn out to be a bit of a steal for the 'Lels. If I recall, I heard his name tossed around in the conversation for a top 10 pick before he was injured last season. It all depends on how he recovers and if he can stay healthy.
>>68905542
Just cheer for the Oilers now you Ohio cuck idiot
>>68905605
Which Nick Backstrom?
>>68905245
Borgstrom will be the next Aho
>>68905648
I HATE THE OILERS
>>68905055
>Habs
Are the Flames the best team in Canada right now?
>>68905650
The one that reps Finland, not sweden
>>68905055
>Red Wings
>>68905055
>wongs
>>68905703
The Flames could either make a playoff run or pick top five in the draft. There is no middle ground.
>>68905703
maybe Montreal with Price but I guess it's close
>>68904507
please not the laffs
>>68905055
>blowjackets
>>68905683
One of us... One of us...
Gooble gobble, gooble gobble
>>68905749
Well they have a decent goalie now. Do you think tkachuk plays next season?
>>68904507
Not Edmemeton pls
>>68905683
>Hating on Bulju - McMeme the meme team of the league
>>68905678
I dont even know how to feel about this guy since literally no video of him playing exists.
>>68905055
>Pongs
>>68905793
I don't know, I'd rather wait and see than simply make a judgement without seeing how he does.
>>68905703
Hopefully.
Im going to attend my first flames game next season in either Boston or New york still to decide where
>>68905650
>finnish goaltending
>>68905761
it's too hot today
>>68904857
>The Finn with the Grin
That's fucking brilliant. We need to force this nickname to the mainstream.
>tfw Puljujarvi and McDavid will be on the same team
>>68905703
daily reminder that the Flames are named after Sherman's march to the sea
I wonder if Deepak is still alive. I went up to Toronto three weeks ago and virtually every free wifi spot was banned.
>>68905703
>Elliot is their starting goalie
Not unless they sign Reimer. If they go into the season with an Elliot/Ortio duo in net they are fucked. Elliot has never played more then 50 games on St. Louis so I doubt he could handle a full season workload.
>>68904507
oilers why
>>68905856
td garden is cheaper and easier to access by public transport, but msg is the shit if money isn't an issue
>>68905950
kek, nice, didn't know that. are the new york jets in the NFL named after 9/11?
>>68905055
>kongs
>>68905803
SO CLOSE.
I can't wait to die these bluejackets have almost killed me I just want to be dead now
Can there be a worse team right now?
>>68906012
they're named after the winnipeg jets, of the national hockey league
>>68905974
I doubt they sign reimer. Elliot seems more like a bridge player than their longterm fix. Don't they have a young goalie who is promising? Gillies I think his name is?
>>68906007
Not to mention you're gonna have to deal with subhuman Boston goon fans at TD garden
>>68905055
>isles
DO SOMETHING GARTH
>>68906012
Nah, the jets were the jets well before then, that's just a coincidence
>>68905554
The dudes name is literally the Hero.
Any more questions?
>>68904631
>tinder
Oh, no, I can't get aids :(
>>68906085
it's really strange to me that there are actually blue jackets fans, the fact that you're a living, breathing person is unbelievable
>>68905928
I'm gonna put it out there on some of the normie websites I visit.
>>68905650
The Finnish one.
>>68906151
Just kill me now SENPAI
>>68905359
>Calgary
Could be worse
>>68906156
i already stole f.am lol :]
>>68904507
Rolling
>>68905055
oilers
>>68906145
>implying that aids is the worst thing that you can get off a tinder girl
>>68904507
rolling
>>68906096
Gillies is elite talent wise, but he had year ending hip surgery last year. Hip injuries can be serious trouble for goalies long term and how his rehab goes is a question mark.
Anyone got the Columbus draft party reaction?
>>68906007
>>68906099
We're thinking Boston because it seems a cool city to visit
is it even possible to be a happy bluejackets fan?
>>68906331
Oh shit I'm not a Flames fan I didn't know that. That's a tough injury for any athlete let alone a goalie.
>>68906454
>poolumbus
>fans
>>68906461
yeah, the north end is gorgeous and cambridge while not technically part of the city is very nice. lots of great restaurants and bakeries. night life in boston is the worst in the country though, bars close early
>>68906227
That's cool, I don't want credit. I feel like it fits in with 'The Finnish Flash' style of nickname, so I just want it to catch on.
why is everyone so hung up on pojujerkme?
no actual columbus fans are upset over do-boys instead of pojujerkme.
and fuck rychel and milano. the 2 of them have been shitting all over their very generous opportunities so now they can go get fucked elsewhere. good riddance.
>>68906560
You are so fucking angry right now. I'm enjoying your damage control.
>>68906461
There is a reason why that region is called New England.
>>68906560
Thanks for passing on him for a frog out of the Q, Jarmo
t. Edmonton
>>68906560
Because columbus is retarded
>lets take this over rated french faggot instead of this very speedy very big finn who was projected to go first for years but had a slightly rougher year this year
>>68906560
Milano has been amazing
>>68906605
As an Oiler fan, it does me good to see a different fanbase in a blind rage.
So what else does your team need?
Apart from #Stamcockthews, I think re-signing PA or getting another decent third liner RW veteran for training Marner, and a RHD (aka
>>68906560
Milano isn't gone anyway
Let's go inside the mind of a Finn
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lwmag4Q_Jj8&feature=youtu.be
the columbus blue jackets are the only team in the league that i routinely forget exist
>>68906727
KILLING MYSELF MIGHT ACTUALLY CRY
WHY CANT THE JACKETS BE SMART and good
>>68906706
>>68906666
A 1st pairing RHD who can QB the PP
A top 4 RHD who can actually play defense and make a breakout pass.
A cheap back-up goalie.
>>68906834
>not trusting Laurent "one minute lead" Brossoit
>>68906560
Chiarelli looked like he was in disbelief when he made that pick.
He looked like he just won 10 million dollars.
No one in the hockey world understands what lumbus was thinking.
That move will go down as one of the worst picks in history.
Even if Dubois becomes a regular NHL'er, Jesse will always be far superior player.
Those Pulju and McDavid memes are way better now that they are on the same team
the isles drafted a 6'4" 219 pound winger from finland called otto koivula. you fins have any opinions?
>>68906834
eberle for shattebkruk
>>68905055
yotes
are the jackets the leading cause of suicide and alcoholism in Columbus?
Because I want to drink myself to death
>>68906909
Would do if Shattenkirk feels like signing an extension but he's an American
>>68906989
I think Ohio sports in general are the leading cause
>>68906903
hes a bust
>>68906893
This, I'm actually starting to believe in meme magic.
>tfw your favourite, memiest player pulju ends up on your most despised team
>>68906834
I have no clue where they get that guy, Demers is a top 3 at best.
Mark Fayne is that top 4 defender minus the breakout pass. He was stable after that wakeup call.
Brossoit is the backup they aren't running Brossoit, Ellis and Laurkainen in Bakersfield.
>>68907024
JUST KILL ME WHY DO I HAVE TO BE A JACKETS FAN
WHY CANT THEY BE GOOD
THEY HAVE GOOD PLAYERS
>>68903116
I thought people in Finland knew pretty good English. This guy is Russian tier English.
>>68907045
At least you can take solace in the fact that they will invariably be shit.
>>68906909
>shattebkruk
why can't jarmo get rid of his hateful bias towards Finns?
>>68907089
All the athletes I knew in school spoke bad English.
>>68907086
>WHY CANT THEY BE GOOD
>THEY HAVE GOOD PLAYERS
>>68906903
Don't know this kid at all. Which round?
I can make some calls.
I'm really more excited for the new oiler memes than anything else tbqh lads
>drafting Finns
Jarmo is a genius
>>68907121
He knows finns belong in bins.
>>68907132
is it because they just play hockey and don't pay attention in school?
when is the draft
Thoughts?
>>68907089
I can't believe this. Meme magic is real. McDavid will win the Art Ross and Hart while Pulju gets the Richard and Conn Smythe.
>>68907214
Calls to who?
>>68907285
its bc they have brain damage
>>68906909
See
>>68907024
Shattenkirk is EXACTLY what >we need, but the extension would have to be signed first. The Deadmonton Effect and all. Eberle for Shattenkirk already signed to an extension would be glorious.
