except the south
FA:Paul Manziel on Johnny: He's a druggie
NO:Saints place Kyle Wilson on season-ending IR
DEN:Broncos haven't negotiated with Miller in weeks
TEN:Green-Beckham: 'I had a good offseason'
PHI:Nelson Agholor's case sent to D.A.'s office
SF:Hyde: Kelly's system showcases my abilities
MIA:Phins 'pretty happy' with Tannehill's spring
WAS:Talks between Cousins, Skins 'going nowhere'
OAK:Aldon Smith in court for probation violation
MIN:Rudolph: I'm the best tight end in the league
DEN:'Buzz' teams letting Von know of '17 interest
DET:Abdullah to tote 'most of the load' for Lions
First for anime
>"people" actually want the Raiders to move
Explain your plebpinion right fucking now.
>>68887001
Too many team in Cuckafornia. They're all shitty as well.
>>68886945
America + Japan + the free states of the United Kingdom = best broship
>>68887001
teams moving is always gross
>>68887061
>Brexit
>good
They are going to kick out all the white foreigners and take in more niggers.
>MIN:Rudolph: I'm the best tight end in the league
>MIN:Rudolph: I'm the best tight end in the league
>>68887001
>1/8 of the US population
>1/8 of the NFL teams
>implying there's too many teams in California
The NFL's team location literally perfect right now tbqhwyf. All that needs to happen now is about half of the league need Vikings-tier (i.e good) redesigns
Fugg replied to the wrong guy
>>68887041
>>68887205
>MIN:Rudolph: I'm the best tight end in the league
>MIN:Rudolph: I'm the best tight end in the league
Hey guys, have you heard that I'm the best UDFA rookie left on the market?
>MIN:Rudolph: I'm the best tight end in the league
>MIN:Rudolph: I'm the best tight end in the league
>MIN:Rudolph: I'm the best tight end in the league
>>68886918
>MIN:Rudolph: I'm the best tight end in the league
1.Gronk
2.Eifert
3.Reed
4.Olsen
5.Cook?
I cant think of a solid 5th atm but I think we can all agree Rudolph is pretty average tier.
>MIN:Rudolph: I'm the best tight end in the league
>>68887618
Kelce
>>68887627
Oh fuck how did I forget him im retarded he was literally already posted in this thread
>>68887618
Jimmy Graham?
>>68887618
>5.Cook?
no but Rodgers might make him look like a top 5
we'll see
>>68887636
Witten/Gates/Walker/Graham/Barnidge are all better than Cook too desu but I forgot all of them
>>68887692
>>68887664
>Graham
Brees Babby
>>68887706
Still better than Dasher
>>68887692
>>68887669
>>68887664
Updated:
1.Gronk
2.Eifert
3.Kelce
4.Reed
5.Walker
Honorable memes
6.Graham
7.Olsen
>Get drunk with friends
>Go to bars
>Literally 70% manlets with backwards snapbacks and that gym shorts/high socks combo
>Half of these manlets are huddled together and dancing with each other while there are groups of girls right next to them
>Almost get caught in the middle of a fight at a taco truck
>Get hit up by hobos the entire way back to the car
>Spend 20 minutes trying to get out of downtown while tipsy and tired
>>68887839
this is why you dont leave the house, baka
>>68887782
Kelce down a bit and Olsen up
>>68887782
Witten
today I will remind them
>MIN:Rudolph: I'm the best tight end in the league
>>68889193
RARE
A
R
E
>>68889193
How's Palau, I always wanted to go over there for a holiday
>>68886918
>MIN:Rudolph: I'm the best tight end in the league
slow down there kyle
>>68889403
doesnt count, hes using a proxy
>>68889193
Fancy flag
MEME STEALING
>>68886918
>MIN: Rudolph: I'm the best tight end in the league
>>68888001
>tipsy
>>68886918
For those of you keeping score at home, I gave exactly 18 f*cks about my Pats. Upon reflection, 12 probably would have been sufficient. We Boston sports fans have always been known for our subtlety. I love the back and forth. One of my favorite interviews I've done; hopefully you get to watch the entire episode. #GoPats
Ben Affleck needs to give more sports interviews.
>>68887061
No real Patriot from New England would support ruining the thing we have with Japan by forcing the British in. Look, they're fine, but that doesn't mean they need to be shoehorned into other shit.
Manziel's dad sounds like a fucking prick and now I kinda feel bad for Johnny and kinda see why he DGAF
>>68890950
>Have a son
>Love him more than anything in the world
>Son turns out to be really good at football
>Throws it all away because he can't get his shit together
Dude has the right to be a bit pissed off in my opinion.
>>68886918
>MIN:Rudolph: I'm the best tight end in the league
>post yfw hes the best
>>68891414
modest jej
>>68891800
I realized soccers back on so we may need to keep this thread bumped
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mHHak7NcXZU
Who else is watching condensed football to heal the pain of no football for another 70something days.
>MIN:Rudolph: I'm the best tight end in the league
>MIN:Rudolph I'm the bet TE in the league
Who's the best TE in the league? And why is it Rudolph?
>>68893323
Its obviously Terrelle Pryor
>>68893492
wut
>>68893492
>SEC dominated by BIG 10.html
Potentially new meme
>>68887618
Kelce
Ertz
Eifert
Barnage
Walker
Graham
JT
Bennet
Cook probably
Witten
Gates
Rudolph is a bad tight end at the very best
>>68899089
>Barnage
Barnidge, faggot
>>68887618
Gronk
Eifert
Bennet
Olson
Reed
Barnidge
Walford
Thomas
V. Green
L. Green
Pitta
Sims
Is Dwayne Allen a great TE?
>>68899460
16+/-
>>68899454
Lol who is Walford
>>68892270
>posts a game from 2010
>tfw Finley would have been the second best tight end in the league if it wasn't for muh head injuries and muh family
>>68899454
>no ertz
>>68899914
>>68900107
>won against brock lobsta
223 Days Until The Seahawks Win Super Bowl LI.
>>68900208
A win is still a win m8
What did he mean by this?
Marty Gronk is about to wreck the league next year and there is nothing you can do about it. One of them will always be open in the double TE sets.
>>68889193
>up to 174 flags
how is everyone else doing?
>>68900378
Yep. They'll be great during the Pats 10-6 season.
>>68900378
Mardi Gras? Figures one will be totally out of it when Alcohol is near
>>68900424
tbqh i have 239 flags now
most of the rest are unobtainable too
>>68900451
gonna be more like 13-3 or if Jimmy wins all his games, I could see a 19-0 happening since Brady is as pissed as ever and the team is only improving.
>>68900492
>saving your own flags when proxying
end yourself
>>68900483
I was thinking about making this shop, but was too lazy.
>>68900356
>so ass blasted by denver
>posts games that are over 5 years old
>>68887839
It's too bad you weren't knifed by one of the bums, tripfag.
>>68900567
I never said I was assblasted, it is funny that denver is on the end of some funny screen grabs though
>>68900544
i don't do that though
by the time i got this proxy i already had 238, and i found benin recently
>>68900691
denver is good at getting blown out
>>68900567
>43-8
poopy pants peyton is the worst super bowl QB of all time and its not even close
>>68900513
>13-3
Even if Brady was healthy, I say 12-4 at best.
>>68899454
>pitta
>>68900712
>>68900107
>>68900356
>>68900691
>>68900712
>>68900791
im not even a broncos fan. i just like to stir up faggots :^)
>>68900795
i'd say 12-4/13-3 if brady plays all 16 games, 9-7/10-6 otherwise
>>68900902
realistically, I think 11-5 to 13-3 is probable, the former being if garrop drops all 4, but I think he'll win 3 because our defense is extremely underrated for what it is when healthy, which it will be at the beginning of the season.
>>68900855
>I'm not even a broncos fan
So why are you defending them
>>68900795
>Sun. Dec 18 at denver
>Check flights from salt lake to denver
>85 bucks plus tickets for game
>I am Jew, so probably not.
>>68901021
cause it gets you mad >:^)
>>68901067
Let me tell you something, I've been "trolling" this god awful board for 7 years now, and I know when someone is lying, remember, never ever reply to a post attempting to insult you/your team, the rage of not garnering replies causes the person to find some one else to prey on, much like Pats fans
KUBIAK IS BASED
>>68901200
>>68901259
much better QB than Carr ever will be
>>68901332
>>68901259
Nice samefag attempt
>>68899968
>>68901332
He's only better than "Derek" Carr
>>68900953
You think Brady will only drop one game out of these?
at Steelers
Seahawks
At Jets
Ravens
At Broncos
At Dolphins
>>68901380
Terrible samefag detection
>>68901457
looks more like brandon bostick tbQh
>>68887001
From a business perspective it makes sense to leave, and the NFL is a business.
>>68901481
Steelers
Possible loss
>>68901481
Seahawks
Also possible
>jets
Win
>ravens
Win if they play like last year
>Broncos
Loss
>dolphins
Blowout win
>>68901481
Garrop wins 3, brady drops 2
13-3
>>68901588
basically every Packers TE since Bubba Franks
>>68901555
Pics or it happened
>>68887001
you hear about the, litereally, shitty stadium the Raidturds are in now? It would make sense to movie them somewhere a little less niggery
>>68901643
what about negro rodgers
>>68901644
patriots are the eternal 12-4's
>>68901457
>>68901734
>>68901748
this desu. as someone who despises the patriots, i have to admit they have consistency that hasn't been matched
>never fewer than 12 wins since 2009
>>68901969
one of these is not like the others
>>68901969
tru
But Kubiak > Carr
>>68902052
>all those playoffs losses
How are these guys good again?
>>68901969
>>68902052
I'm sticking wit 10-6 as my prediction. They still win the division with that record.
>>68902116
seriously. even better place holder too. can carr place hold??? ... didn't think so
>>68887061
>Japan
kill yourself faggot
>vegas gets an NHL team
Will they get an NFL team next?
Who gets an expansion team next?
>Salt Lake City
>Portland
>Vegas
>OKC
>>68890950
>son has drug problem
>Try everything to help him
>son rejects your help at every turn
>actively destroying his life and you can't do anything to make him stop
>finally reach the point where you accept that either he changes on his own or he is going to die and there is nothing you can do to influence it anymore
I would be ripshit pissed too.
>>68902840
>Salt Lake City
not happening because of the 3.2% beer.
>Portland
I'd like too.
>Vegas
Go Raiders.
>OKC
Move Seattle instead.
>>68902840
I hope Salt Lake gets one so I can watch the Pats beat the shit out of them.
Brady - we are the champions - Queen
Tannehil - Bad - MJ
Roethlisberger - who was in my room last night - butthole surfers
Dalton - Bring me to life - effervescent
Derek Carr - Radioactive - imagine dragons
Rivers - I just want to fuck - Dr. Dre
Smith - bleed it out - linkin park
Rodgers - Gay bar - unknown
Stafford - Fame - Irene Cara
Bridgewater - Ima boss - meek mill
Cutler - I don't give a fuck - 2pac
Newton - young wild n free - wiz khalifa
Ryan - September - EWF
Romo - Bodies - drowning pool
Manning - I tried to fuck a dog in the ass
Brees - betcha can't do it like me - D4L
>>68900567
Cry more, faggot. I'm a Colorado Native and the Raiders blowout pic is a top-tier reaction image, and the Jay Feeley one is great too. Who cares if they are from old games?
Is Jake Plumber white?
>>68903232
Jake Plummer is purple on the inside.
>>68903157
if thats the case, i got tons of raiders being blown out reaction pictures over the last decade
>>68903132
I don't understand this
>>68903132
>romo
Top kek
>>68901703
Fun fact: Rodgers was actually late running his route on this play which ended up working in favor for him. All the defensive backs were in the endzone already and Rodgers just showed up in the endzone.
Not that the Lions werent retarded predicting a lateral on that play and messing up the easiest to defend pass in the game.
>>68892270
>>68903157
>>68903387
Actually, all I need is one pic of Raidtards being BTFO
>>68903857
>all this rage over 1 image
Kek
>>68903931
Are you mad? it sounds like you're mad :^)
>>68904001
>you're mad because I say so
Are all AFCW fans like this ?
>>68904018
>AFCW fan
Ew. I just like making homos mad :^)
>read /sp/ archives from 2012
What a simpler time.
>>68904018
Nah, some of us are just faggots instead of blind retards
>>68904018
Yeah the whole AFCW
Also the whole AFC
Also the entire NFL
Also every sports fan in general
>>68904070
>watching The Interception from 2015
What a fun time :^)
>>68904018
I'm just delusionally optimistic right now
>>68904195
Never forget
>>68904195
i bet you're not even from Oakland, queerbo
>this shitflinging between other raidniggers and this one mad Broncos fan
>>68904528
>broncos fan
this just keeps getting better and better :^)
>>68903132
This is AIDS
QBs if they were bands
Tom Brady- Radiohead
>>68904644
LOL you're not a Broncos fan? Sorry then, keep doing what you do, m8.
>>68904661
Aaron Rodgers- Wham!
>>68886918
>MIN:Rudolph: I'm the best tight end in the league
>>68904806
Silly little man he is to think that.
>>68904500
Wasted dubs
I'm.not from Oakland but very close, my city is like 50/50 even, Raiders and 49ers, down lower, SD and Rasm fags, up north Raiders and Seakek fans
>>68905352
Where did you live, bub? Berkeley here.
>>68905402
Close to where Carr comes from :^)
>>68905421
>anything near Fresno
Eww.
>“I know everybody wants to know why I retired, but it’s more so, I put a lot into the game and it’s taken a lot out of me and that’s where I’m at right now,” Johnson said. “I’m not going to get into the specifics of the things that I feel it’s taken away, but it definitely feels good, I guess I can say for myself, to spend more time around the family, my son, I just got married, so things are going good right now.”
>“My finger’s jacked,” Johnson said. “I mean, I’m beat up. After you play that long you’re going to be beat up so it’s just a time where you are content with what you did and I’m content with what I did so far.”
>“Nah,” he said. “Simply – I wouldn’t just quit because we were losing. It was just body. I was just tired of it, fed up. Just had enough.”
>>68905421
I'm coming to kill you tonight
>>68905482
>
>>68905509
You'd get shot before you find me
>>68905505
I didn't need these feels
>>68905657
Do you know Carr? Have you met him?!
>>68905710
she actually slept with him tbqh
>>68905744
What's up my U.S. Territory in the Pacific nigga?
>>68905710
I've tried to get my jersey signed twice, there's so many people at Hus turn outs though, when I do, I'll post a picture on here
>>68905744
Police pls, wasted dubs
>>68905838
Oh, I've had my Gore jersey signed by the man himself up in Fresno during an event, later that day I got to see Kaep and VD at a PC, Vernon has a hilarious accent
Dolphins
>>68905838
>wasted
>>68906218
Flippers.
>>68906226
>MIN:Rudolph: I'm the best tight end in the league
What's with the /hoc/ pig?
Is this summer ebin feuding between generals faggotry?
>>68906991
/hoc/ denizen here, /nfl/ can't hold a candle to the memetic potential of the NHL.
>the city of Tavaris Jackson
>>68907127
I'd literally kill myself if my wife said that to me.
>>68907127
S A V A G E
>>68907127
Goddamn
>>68907127
Holy fuck Tavaris, you're done.
Bandwagon?
>>68907786
>mfw none of these teams make the playoffs
>>68907786
broncos/colts=former teams
giants=brother's team
dolphins=former oc's team
lions=former hc's team
texans????
>>68908288
Brock
>>68907786
>Broncos
He used to play for them
>Colts
He used to play for them
>Giants
His little brother
>Texans
Young team that came into being during his career and in his division, hes probably been rooting for them for a while
>Dolphins
Hates the Pats and hopes thinks these guys have the best shot
>Lions
An old team that he thinks deserves a long overdue shot at the Owl
>>68908483
>>68908288
>Texans
I think its for brock swagweiler m8
What else could it be?
>>68908483
>Thinking anyone has a shot to take the division from the pats even with a four game head start.
>>68908483
>
>be me
>meet girl 6 weeks ago
>fuck her 5 weeks ago
>annoying as shit
>never want to see her again
>3 weeks ago
>"anon im pregnant"
>she was on BC and I pulled out
>she wants to keep it and date me
>i told her I couldn't date if she was pregnant, too much to handle
>don't want to date her at all
>she tells me she'll take the abortion pill if we date
>make a lengthy conversation on how this could work
>tell her were dating now
>she's calling the clinic on Monday to get the pill
I just decided to date a girl I hate so she gets an abortion for a kid I don't want. What tier of asshole do I fall in?
>>68908722
I once slept with my friend's virgin girlfriend he was engaged to after a drunken night out. She nor I ever told anyone.
>>68908483
>these guys have the best shot
kek no
only team with any chance of dethroning the pats next year is the bills
The Raiders have a really cocky fanbase for a 7-9 team.
>>68908722
Pretty high tier asshole my man. Hopefully she actually hets the abortion so you can dump her properly.
>>68908821
That's messed mang
I got handsy with my friends ex gf and 2 years later she told him about it and he was pissed at me for weeks
Goddamn women are the worst
>>68908882
It's just a couple of shitposters memeing.
>>68908935
How long do I wait after? Like a month? She's fucked up crazy. Sex was great but she's loony tunes
>>68908722
I slept with a friend after she spent the night crying about her ex. She and I never talked about it ever again. She still constantly bitches to me about her love life in Facebook chats, and I'm very non-responsive.
I don't even feel that guilty about it. Just a bit sick, actually.
>she was on BC and I pulled out
>>68908722
You fucked up man, unluckily, but you still fucked up.
We will destroy the pats
>>68908985
Tbh I wouldn't wait too long
A month probably sounds right if you can hold up that lonv
>>68888901
Babby hands
>>68909071
Your team seems to just somehow have our number every once in awhile, it's like if you're in skyrim and attempting to fight a group of bandits that you know you will eventually defeat, yet one of them is a mage with a super powerful lightning spell that kills you a few times in a row before you kill the group.
>>68908935
>>68908998
It gets worse. She was a good Christian girl who was saving herself for marriage and I took her to a party she didn't want to go to, but her friends were there. There was alcohol and I found out later there were drugs. Date rape drugs. I was having fun and getting drunk and she was drinking soda and when she left for the bathroom I went out to go outside for a smoke and I guess someone spiked her drink and she passed out and I was so drunk and not thinking right and I guess I raped her.
>>68900313
Reminder that the Vikings only didn't win the playoffs game because of shoelaces
>It gets worse. She was a good Christian girl who was saving herself for marriage and I took her to a party she didn't want to go to, but her friends were there. There was alcohol and I found out later there were drugs. Date rape drugs. I was having fun and getting drunk and she was drinking soda and when she left for the bathroom I went out to go outside for a smoke and I guess someone spiked her drink and she passed out and I was so drunk and not thinking right and I guess I raped her.
>>68909203
Laces out, Dan.
>>68909162
>>68909238
It's my darkest secret. Not even my parents know. Only she does. I've lived with the regret ever since.
>>68900371
Jordan probably disagrees with Aaron's alternative lifestyle
>>68909020
what's funny is that one of my friends fucked her the week before (the day after I met her) and we didn't know until after I fucked her. She hates him so I can't bring that shit up until the pill does its damage. He may owe me free drinks for life. Eskimo bros. I'm not shaking the boat until this zygote is being used for testing in some facility.
She said her BC was weakened by antibiotics.
There are people in this thread, right fucking now, who think that the Browns won't win the Super Bowl this year.
>>68909467
No one in this thread is thinking they will. Including you
>>68909162
>So...did you rape her?
>>68909626
By legal definition, probably. I just don't want to think about it because of the guilt.
>tfw I dont put myself in predicaments where I may or may not have raped someone
>>68909162
>I took her to a party she didn't want to go to, but her friends were there. There was alcohol and I found out later there were drugs. Date rape drugs. I was having fun and getting drunk and she was drinking soda and when she left for the bathroom I went out to go outside for a smoke and I guess someone spiked her drink and she passed out and I was so drunk and not thinking right and I guess I raped her.
>>68909902
I didn't mean to. I never would have let this happen had I been thinking straight. I can never forget what I did to her and how it ruined my life.
>>68909467
>>68910007
Nigger what did you think would happen...I felt guilty cheating can't imagine how you are doing...
>comfy guy
Oh the ironknee
>>68909162
Damn son
>>68909345
>>68910099
My life has literally ended since that incident. I dropped out of college, I can't keep a job, I'm drinking heavily, and I'm literally dying. But at least I'm comfy in my pillow fort right now.
>>68910259
>>68910259
>comfy in my pillow fort
tumblr pls go
>>68910376
Out of all the shit I just told you, me posting from a pillow fort is the one thing you take offense to?
>>68910259
Have you tried to get help? Or closure?
>this tripfaggot telling his life story
official summertime power rankings
>1. Ice cold light beers (Victoria best beer)
>2. BBQ's every weekend (tri tip and chicken)
>3. The Lake/River with a boat
>4. Fishing without a boat
>5. Beach when it isnt windy
>6. Summer Blockbuster after a long outdoors weekend when you finally get out of the sun and chill in a theater for 2 hours
>7. jean shorts and silk jumpers chicks be wearing
>8. when it's cloudy outside and the suns going but then a HUGE cloudfront blocks out the sun for a solid 15 minutes and everything gets noticeably cooler and dimmer
>9. otter pops
>10. lemonade/iced tea/arnold palmers
>-9001. lack of football, all sports really
>-9004. this fucking dry heat
>>68910376
you're confusing "safe space" with "pillow fort"
>>68910460
>light beers
Pussy.
>>68910259
Well fuck dude its too late for that... Got away with one dude I'd turn that around and bury that secret. Do something with yourself since you would be in prison anyway lol get drunk in the Bahamas or Bermuda not pillow fuckville
>>68910460
>light anything
>>68910438
yes, what are you gonna do? rape someone about it?
>>68909071
>>68910666
>nercro Carr
Trip 666 confirm.
>>68910728
Ayyyy
>>68910728
lol.
1.Gronk
2.Olsen
3.Kelce
4.Eifert
5.Witten
Honorary: Bennett, Gates, Fleener
Forced meme: Ertz, Barnidge, Reed, Walker
Meme: Graham, Green.
>>68910842
wrong
>>68910842
What about Rivera?
>>68910518
Drinking 15 light beers on a sunny afternoon while playing volleyball and bags is a perfect day
>>68910747
maya?!?!
>>68910842
wrong
>>68910966
Walford > Smith > Rivera
>>68911024
Light beer has no flavor. I have to drink full-calorie beer.
>>68911045
yet to prove his relevance, still a stonehanded nog.
Abdullah a beast though, why can't lions players have good hands?
>>68910842
Gronk
2. Delanie Walker
3. 3 leg Greggg
4. Witten
5. Barnidge
>>68911063
Coors light is literally the most refreshing beer on the planet. Stop drinking weird beer just to sound cool. Coors orig and light are two of the best. My "hipster" beer is Sculpin IPA.
>>68911177
Gates will have 12 TDs this year and 700 yards receiving
>>68911170
Tate/Jones/Riddick have great hands
>>68911177
1. Gronk
2. Kelce
3. Eifert
4. Witten
5. Reed
6. Gates
7. Bennett
8. Walker
>>68911294
Did he play college basketball?
>>68911374
1. Kelce
2. Gronk
3. Reed
4. Witten
5. Gates
6. Ertz
7. Walker
8. Walford
>>68911177
checked
1. Watt
2. Clowney
3. Griffin
4. Watt
5. Watt
>>68911374
you forgot olsen (=
>>68911373
Tate has good hands, meh everybody else.
>mfw people rank tight ends and don't calculate blocking
off yourselves pls
