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Richmond vs Brisbane at 1:40pm AEST at the MCG
GWS v Carlton at 4:35pm AEST at SPO
St Kilda v Geelong at 7:25pm AEST at ES
What's for lunch lads?
>Cucktoria
KEK
>>68883859
stuck between katsu chicken sushi, kfc, mcdonalds or subway 2bqh
>>68884149
mate you love that sushi
brisbane fuck about with the ball too much
>>68884159
yeahhh m8 its fucken grouse hey haha
>>68884232
your mum fucks around with my balls too much
>>68883859
Chicken chipees
>>68884378
my mums dead m8
>>68883859
Just cooked up some bruschetta lad
fold brisbane
>>68884378
i was gonna make that exact joke
this is a fucking terrible week of footy 2bh lads
Ded thread
Ded sport
Gotta fucking go and report, might get some beers on the way back.
>channel 7 is showing a state league game instead of the afl
top kek
>>68884848
report what mate?
>>68884821
yep, at least next week we've got sydney dogs, demons crows and blues pies
The plebs archive is finally back up, if you missed it here is the legend of bikecunt ltd
http://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/68843543/#q68844815
>the CRY CRY CRY CRY CRY STOP IT! ad is back on tv
Yep, it's Wimbledon season again lads
>>68884899
lmao'ing at his life
>>68884877
Police station
>>68884977
What the fuck did you do?
>>68884984
fuck off
>>68884984
No one cares fuck off.
>>68885006
>>68885009
Yeah, because this thread was so interesting before
>>68885018
fuck off
>>68885018
Everyone is reading up on bikecunt, a thread you weren't around for aka a good one. Fuck off.
>>68885018
fuck off
>>68885018
You should treat this thread like Briitain treats the EU and fuck off
Calm down guys, we're all friends here
>>68885066
nice dubs
now fuck off
>tfw i was op of the bikecunt thread and no one will believe me in threads to come
feels mixed, man
>triggering buttmad autists
>>68885081
fuck off dumb frogposter
>>68885094
Literally furious
>>68885078
literally no one cares you tremendous faggot
>>68885018
>>68885081
>>68885099
How long is it going to take you to see that no matter how shit a thread is, if you enter it, it becomes worse. You are fucking cancer. Fuck off back to anywhere but here.
>>68885111
Sure, because of the reactions to me. If you care so much about the quality of the thread, reply to them not me.
>>68885102
Calm down lad
>>68884987
Broke the law
>>68885131
what crime?
>>68885137
Sodomy laws in WA
>>68885149
this
>>68885137
Riding my bike without a flashing light.
>>68885149
>Sodomy laws
Spit it out, which animal did you fuck
>>68883859
Fucking starving
>>68885185
Your mum
What bets have you got on today, lads?
>>68885111
You're too edgy for those trips...
>>68885191
Hope she was good to you mate
>>68885212
degenerate
>>68885123
fuck off cunt.
>>68885176
These will never not be funny to me
>>68885212
>$329.38
That's your entire bankroll isn't it?
TEARS lad.
>>68885221
Brush your teeth, France
>>68885239
Nothing to say in your defence, and this is what you're reduced to. Kill yourself my man.
>>68885123
>first post this thread is about cricket
>"I-It's the replies n-not me"
Fuck off.
Stop impersonating me
>>68885261
see
>>68885268
Then fuck off.
>>68885268
How many posts in this thread have been about the awful game currently going on? I talked about sport, which is more relevant to most of the stuff.
>>68885294
Fuck off cunt, you've been stumped.
>>68885304
>So furious you forgot your name
Name on Samefag KFC
>>68885322
Yeah my bad
Leppitch gone at years end confirmed right?
What are the odds on that might get on it.
>>68885335
Brisbane seem to be cursed because they seem to have a shit team culture, and despite getting top draft picks every year no one wants to stay there. I'd say it's highly likely that he's gonna get the sack.
Trivagogirl tbqh lads
>>68885379
10/10 armpits
>>68885407
Would smash harder than a 3 piece feed on a monday night
>>68885421
Not me, but funny post my friend. You should take over.
>>68885436
Not me, but your doing an ok job impersonating me
>>68884149
I ordered a katsu chicken curry at my university restaurant having no idea what the fuck it was and they brought out a fucking sliced chicken schnitzel in a puddle of curry sauce with mayo all over it, the I had to have a 5 minute argument with the chef to get it changed to something else
>>68885461
your life sounds awful
>>68885461
I got a katsu chicken at my uni once, fucking expensive as shit. Fucking chinks and their overpriced garbage, never eating there again.
>>68885470
Please have sex
>>68885481
I did last night m8
>>68885481
>tfw thirsty af but back tyres got a puncture.
>>68885502
kek
>>68885494
Why are her hands so awkwardly placed on her back
>>68885461
thats not a proper katsu curry m8 they are actually fucking god tier food 2bh
>>68885359
Its just too hot to be arsed with playing footy most days 2bh
>>68885520
I was holding them there while spanking her
She was literally begging me for it
>>68885536
Weird, I've never been with someone into that shit. How old was she?
>>68885548
>confirming yourself as a virgin
All women are into you underage faggot
>>68885555
bretty nice get bruce
>>68885555
Nice quads but nah, I prefer petite not the fat ass that you clearly enjoy.
>>68885555
trips quads very nice
>>68885577
trip dub dubs, not so bad either m80
>>68885502
fucking lol
>>68885548
All chicks love that shit deep down, I got pretty kinky with her
She was 20-21 or so
>>68885616
If I did to some of the chicks I've been with they would probably come up with hard bruising lmao. They're just kinda fragile.
Anyway nice root lad.
>>68885639
This sounds like something a virgin would say.
>>68885639
Cheers m8, I left red hand marks on her ass lel
Her pussy tasted nice too, very clean
Stop talking about sex, it's making me uncomfortable
>>68885676
This. It's a blue board FFS.
>>68885655
This sounds like something a virgin would say
>I don't know that some females are tiny and not into spanking: The post
>>68885676
>>68885686
I didn't use a condom either haha, what am I like
>>68885693
You're not wrong, I am one.
watching a state league game lads, it's probably better than an afl game tbph
List of my top 10 most hated AFL players:
1. CHAD WINGKEK
2. PATRICK DANGERKEK
3. "TAYLOR" WALKER
4. NAT FYFE
5. LANCE FAGLIN
6. JACK WATTS
7. DARCY PARISH
8. BRENT HARVEY
9. SAM "WALKS LIKE HE HAS A DILDO UP HIS ASSHOLE" MITCHELL
10. TY KEKERY
witnessed a massacre today lads
HEAVE HO VINTAGE FREO UNNA
>Cucktoria
KEK
>>68885835
First div against under 9s?
>20,320 last night
THE STATE OF KEKTORIAN FOOTBALL
>>68886048
Melbourne calls itself the sporting capital of Australia yet can't even get a crowd on FNF bigger than that of an NRL game on a Sunday afternoon. Sad!
>>68886048
>>68886120
to be fair it was 5 degrees and a game between freo and collingwood.
>>68886159
>It was only between the most popular club in the AFL and last year's minor premiers
>in the primetime slot
>on a Friday night
>this is a good excuse
>Cucktoria
KEK
>>68886232
it still pulled a bigger crowd than the nrl though?
>>68886269
Yeah, but I was using hyperbole there to demonstrate a point.
what the fuck am I meant to do this weekend, lads?
>>68886232
>Dismisses 5 degrees temp between 2 team languishing this year
Take your meds WAautist
>>68886232
You've really got problems mate I'm worried, I live in Perth too and ever I don't have this much of a chip on my shoulder about the Eastern States.
>>68886315
cucktorian expat detected.
>>68886327
born and bred chief
Parmelia before the kwinana hub was there, then Freo just as the dings and wogs started concreting everything.
>>68886327
>>68886343
born and bred WA*
>>68886305
>>68886315
>cucktorian ""arguments""
face it lads, malbourne isn't the sporting capital of aus, only of cuckoldry
>>68886394
you've been had, friend.
Rugby game starts in 2 hours. Got to leave now though because it'll take me that entire time to ride my bike to Moore Park
>>68885536
>bragging about rooting some dunny lurker you found at the pub
just stop it mate
>>68886446
>cucktorian exposing himself as a samefag
>thinks he won
>thinks this is a good "argument"
I'm gonna start calling cucktorians 'Wimp Lo' - "I'm bleeding, making me the victor"
>>68886510
I'm from WA but I know you don't care because of your rampant Autism. I'll show you how I can prove it. In WA we have a rule about dodgy suburbs. "If it ends in A, stay away." Name me 1 suburb where this rule does not apply. Stay furious WAautist.
>>68886510
>>68886549
>WAautist furiously googling and breathing heavily
KEK
>>68886038
Seniors in Eastern FL Div 4
Don't show your face here again you samefagging autist
>>68886579
10/10
>>68886579
Brilliant, well done m8.
>>68886549
Coolbinia, Dianella, Menora and Palmyra just off the top of my head.
>>68886621
lmao all of those are absolute trash you're clutching at straws.
>>68886632
You have no idea what you're talking about.
Dianella and Palmyra absolute trash? jesus, son.
What's for dinner lads?
>>68886643
So you just exclude 2 suburbs you've named? Idiot. Clearly you've got no idea.
>Dianella bordered by Nollamara, Mirabooka, Malaga and Morley
Need I say more?
>25% of Palmyra is the Freo Cemetery
The rest are comprised of drifters from the Willagee licensing centre and the HomesWest occupants that are the cancer of Palmyra.
Kill yourself.
>>68886677
rack of lamb with roast potatoes, pumpkin, carrot and broccoli
>>68886677
Chicken schnitzel and veggies
>>68886677
pizza
>>68886677
What if suddenly there was a threat to Australia from some other species from another planet outside in the universe. We'd forget all the little local differences that we have between our states and we would find out once and for all that we really are all human beings here on this island together
>>68886786
t. Straffo
>>68886786
fuck off
>>68886769
any good mate? struggling to find any decent frozen pizzas
>>68886595
Cheers
>>68886819
Not him, but they are severely underrated frozen pizzas, so much better than that McCain's rubbish
>>68886819
Yeah mate Pepperoni is probably the best of the range for my money. I usually add some extra cheese to all of them as they are just a bit lacking for my taste, especially the Bolognese variant.
>>68886838
Agreed, I don't mind McCain Meatlovers though with added cheese but their "gourmet" range like angus beef/tandoori chicken isn't worth a purchase.
>>68886804
the tough guy act isn't fooling anyone sweetie
let me say this, as much as we made fun of bikecunt, bikes are a legit good way to get around
>>68886867
Agreed
>>68886867
Nothing wrong with a bit of biking mate, they are grouse. Just don't be a (bike)cunt about it.
septuplets not far away
>>68886867
Do you think Bikecunt has the power in his legs (before he's fucked a whore of course) to generate the km/h sufficient enough to plow himself into a tree and cease his suffering?
>Cucktoria
KEK
>north are going to be outside the top 4
>>68886867
No one gives a fuck that he rides a bike, it was because he went full sperg about it.
>Richo memes
If the saints lose by less than 6 goals I consider that a victory
How do you go from this to this in such a short period of time?
>>68887294
Playing against top 8 sides
cats by 55
Must be nice to be handsome, athletic, well spoken, have a big dick, live down the beach and get paid millions of dollars to win a premiership in your first season with a new club
bye rounds are absolutely fucked, it ruins three weeks of footy
my solution: if we absolutely must have a bye just have one week that everyone has off and have a mid-season trade/draft on that weekend
>>68887497
>blanket week off - yes
>midseason trades/draft - no
mid seasons trades are a bullshit idea and draftees wouldn't get a game to save their life unless in the bottom 4-6 which no-one would care about.
>worst cuckstralia
KEK
ffs how can geelong kick this poorly in front of goal
>>68887367
reminder that Cy Walsh has single handedly won the Camry Crows the 2016 AFL premiership.
>>68887539
yeah on reflection I'm not sure about the draft, also because they'd come from state leagues and they could bitch about it
I think trades could work though, especially for teams that are looking at a hip but have had a major injury they can't fill at something like ruck/key position
>>68887367
>handsome
>>68885835
>fifty fucking goals
Jesus
>>68887601
Nah everyone would whinge about
>muh poaching
>muh intellectual property and game style
Blanket week off is fairest and easiest to implement for every club
Reality cunt on aborted narrative watch
>the urine-soaked hovel of Peelong
>>68887168
What was the line lad? Should I duck to the TAB after that quarter?
Either ded poomunity, or Etihad is filtering 4chan on their free WiFi.
Lift your game /afl/
>>68887838
It's a bye round and a Saturday night, unlike /nrl/ some of us leave the house and check the thread sparingly. Shut up with this bullshit mate
>Geelong
kek
>>68887367
>the abysmal state of >you
>>68887862
I'm at the fucking game and I'm still shitposting
No excuses
>>68887838
>>68887872
>paying to go to a game to shitpost on 4chins.
It's a trash game 2bh. If it'd be closer you might get more posts but who gives a fuck. Thead is kinda comfy.
>the city of Enright
Are St Kilda, dare I say, back?
>>68887958
They'll choke this lead lad
>>68885212
You underestimated the Saints too much, don't forget that the Cats got outplayed by Collingwood & dabloos
>the melbin satellite city of Poolong
>>68888020
outstanding post. And lift your game /afl/ and try and get these 8s
triple m footy is really fun to listen to
Peelong ltd
>>68888038
Gonna try and snag it with a cucktoria post, bring cucktoria back to 2015 glory levels.
Gib me digits
>>68888060
sexist shitlord desu
>>68888093
im sorry
>BT and Richo doing half-time analysis
Some deep profound stuff. Very intellectually stimulating.
>>68888085
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=58mah_0Y8TU
its pretty cold ay lads
>>68888161
I miss the old days when BT would basically bully Richo mercilessly the entire broadcast. Since he called some cunt a poofter and went to forced sensitivity training, his banter levels have been down.
>>68888195
hopefully he gets the friday night gig when dennis goes and he bullies bruce into retirement
>>68888195
he was even better on triple m back in the day desu
>>68888212
I dont think Bruce will ever go away. He will hang-on forever and be a senile old cunt still broadcasting. We'll have to wait for him to die like Richie Benaud.
>Geelong vs Saint score
Haven't been able to watch.
Are Geelong likely to come back or are Saints full on shitting on them?
who /atthegame/ here?
>>68888195
could you imagine if they made a documentary of BT in sensitivity training
>>68888270
>Going to etihad ever
No sorry mate I'm not a pleb
>it's an /sp/ slows down for a get episode
>>68888261
saints have been all over them but geelong are hanging on, they'll probably get back into it
I would no joke smash that cunt in the fedora mouthing off at my super account.
>>68888258
given the plague levels of HIV in the cruising scene, it won't be too long
tom hawkins is the biggest flog
>>68888313
yeah, no shit. Was it made by someone who doesn't understand that literally everybody with friends has one who's a mouthy know it all fuckwit?
>>68888195
>>68888256
BT can't handle the bants.
He cracked the shits big time when the Triple M team were reading passages from his book in the lead up to the 2009 Grand Final.
EXPOSED
>>68888322
He looks a bit AIDSy these days, like skinny and gaunt but he would get the good aids drugs like Magic Johnson and stay alive forever.,
>>68888368
Go back to your containment board on /tv/ faggot.
>>68888387
Can't, 3 day ban.
>>68888393
we don't want you. Die.
>>68888401
I don't give a fuck what you want
>shit kilda
catttaaaaazzzzzzzzzzzz
Who here PerthBoy86?
>>68888365
win/win t b h, listening to him banter someone is good and him cracking the shits is funny too.
>>68888393
>>68888410
>wanting to be a special snowflake on a chinese cartoon forum of all places
Just do us all a favor and kill yourself you pathetic cunt.
>>68888428
Raekwon Strafford
>wanna cook dinner cause fucking starving
>wanna stay to camp on the get
state of my life
>tim memebrey
>>68888436
I will, later this year
would defs listen to bt commentate random pointless shit
>>68888410
>Anne Erin trying to be tough
You can't even pretend you're tough on the internet you poof.
>>68888452
Sooner the better.
are geelong the most bipolar side this year?
>>68888455
even better if he was half full of piss
>>68888445
in the same boat senpai, not long to go though
>>68888452
dont kill yourself
waifu post on /tv/ instead
>>68888444
>>68888468
St Kilda, though it's pretty easy to tell that they're home ground babbies
Shit Kilda @ $3.45
Poolong @ $1.32
Only the Saints could be 10 points up 3rd quarter and be that much under-dog betting wise.
I know this is probably a stale topic but BT is a fucking moron. Gets players names wrong all the time. Doesn't know what resurrected is. He has absolutely no idea what he is talking about at any moment.
>>68888532
Fuck up poofta
fucks sake shit kilda
>>68888498
I probably won't, I wouldn't want to hurt anyone who cares aboutme, but it would be very nice if I could.
>>68888289
hey i might be right for once
>>68888532
OH BOY WOWEE! THAT'S SOME INCREDIBLE INSIGHT RIGHT THERE! SURPRISED THAT KIND OF ROUGH AND TUMBLE DOESN'T GET CALLED OUT IN THE MODERN ERA!
What to do with the state of football in worst cuckstralia?
Their two teams are absolutely terrible. We have one who ended up a minor premier last year and was cucked on their homeground, one game away from the grand final. That exact team is now a cellar dweller.
The other team got lost on their way from perth to Melbourne in last years grand final and didn't turn up to the game. They're still kind of lost, only turning up at Domain stadium and beating the shit out of shit teams.
Terrible teams. Do we fold them both?
>>68888532
He is good and bad, he like your mate that is bit of dickhead but he is boisterous and brings good atmosphere with him and annoying at same time. Overall worth but you might wanna punch him sometimes.
>>68888588
its the only answer
>>68888588
Depends, who do you support?
>>68888607
I'm a Hawkroach, m8.
gotta go out, do >us proud /afl/ and get this get with something truly obnoxious for me.
>>68888607
Sydney
>>68888596
that is the most accurate description i have ever heard
>>68888596
great call
>Cucktoria
KEK
could it be a draw?
>Worst cuckstralia
KEK
i might switch get from cucktoria to bikecunt
at least one of the games this round is good
the absolute scenes if bikecunt get
getting sick of these ads for Drake's meme rap
Grips on your waste
Front way, back way
You know that I don't play
High tackles only for Selwood
Hope Richo has 30k fired up to call these blind cunts out
>>68888758
>waste
fucking cracker ass phone posting virgin
Who will get rekt by the get lads? Worst Cuckstralians or Cucktorians?
Fyfe first Freo Premiership Captain
iggs get
