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Previous thread: >>68876346
News:
>Faber isn't retiring
http://www.mmamania.com/2016/6/24/12026974/ufc-urijah-faber-shoots-down-retirement-rumors-has-no-plans-fight-tj-dillashaw-mma
>Barboza-Mendelez becomes new UFC on Fox 20 comain event
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/6/24/12026544/with-glover-teixeira-out-gilbert-melendez-vs-edson-barboza-upgraded
>>68882901
hehe
3rd for randa
rampage winning round 3 atm but lost 1st and 2nd
Just seen Ngannou vs Bojan Mihajlovic is on the main card for the FOX Chicago card
>>68882905
You're welcome, Aussiebro
>>68882920
29-28 rampage unless the judges unironically give jap the 2nd for pushing towards a fence and getting hit
Very close fight
10-8 Ishii
10-9 Hampage
10-9 Hampage
28-28 Draw
Draw
Rampage is gonna win isn't he.
10-8 ishii
10-9 ishii
10-9 rampage
>IISHI SUCKS
if rampage doesn't win i will commit suicide on camera
so what's the ideal grappling style to use for clinch work and transitioning into takedowns?
>couldn't knock him out man
Gee, I can't imagine why. Have you thought about throwing strikes?
>>68883008
capped
29-28 Jackson
>sal d'amato
HE'S STILL MY BOY
>30-27 Rampage
>30-27
30-27
>30-27
30-27
>30-27
30-27
>30-27
30-27
>30-27
30-27
>30-27
30-27
>30-27
Got it right tbqh
>30-27 Rampage
LMAOOOO THE FIX IS IN BOYS
ROBBERY!!!
judge 3 needs to have his legs broken
>30-27
Holy shit Bellator is so fixed
30-27
30-27
30-27
>>68883036
He also scored Cruz-Dillashaw 49-46 Dillashaw
He's a joke
And people said the Fedor fight was rigged
>30-27
>30-27
>30-27
that gooks face when KEK
Just retire you fucking goof.
>J U D G E S
>U
>D
>G
>E
>S
Why didn't you pick Ishii /heem? Ishii trains with Schaub, and you memers love Schaub.
>>68882866
>>68882884
>>68882874
>>68882877
>>68882903
Demi Lovato has trained at Cung Le's gym.
>30-27
I hope judges aren't paid because he wasn't watching.
are you guys serious Sal D'amato did it again?
>30-27
IIshi won that
you guys sticking around for kickboxing?
I keep wanting to take bellator seriously but >30-27
Now the betting odds make clear sense
Fuck yes, kickboxing!
>>68883105
>83031
>if rampage doesn't win i will commit suicide on camera
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> Anonymous 06/25/16(Sat)12:56:02 No.68883011â–¶
>File: officer fightfan.jpg (48 KB, 500x482)
>so what's the ideal grappling style to use for clinch work and transitioning into takedowns?
>>68883099
The form is kind of terrible but atleast shes not a poser
>>68883108
Nah man I gotta get up early for work tomorrow.
Nigga where the fuck do you think you are of course I am!
>30-27
L E L L A T O R
E
L
L
A
T
O
R
Was it fixed, lads?
>>68883105
lol 29-28 rampage any other score is objectively wrong
>Ishii be like
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=xXssq6Hff8A
uploading some of the webms the guy in last thread asked /heem/ to upload now that i'm back on my computer
oh fuck motormouth meathead is back on the mic.
>30-27
The fix was in
>>68883116
said no one ever
>>68883121
Why the fuck did you want the stretched Bisbong face image for?
>30-27
>the city of Lellator
>>68883127
That's just an objectively stupid post
Easily could've and probably should've been 29-28 Ishii
He started gassing after a round though
>>68883157
>probably should've been 29-28 Ishii
>>68883151
wasnt me lad
>30-27
Heem yourself my man. I'm not joking about that. Also fuck Rampage.
>yum big titties
>cheating on my wife at the time
>I hate roiders but it's cool for me to do TRT
>raping Japanese men and women
>smoking weed and drinking
>oh lawd thank you Cheezus
Phony ass nigga
Rampage is the slowest black athlete ever.
>>68883164
>/heem/ goes to the store
![maxresdefault[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/agnetv8.jpg "maxresdefault[1].jpg")
>>68883162
>>68883164
Bellator pays commission, it's obvious at this point.
>>68883122
no offense /heem/ brother glad to hear it
>This is the oldest I've ever been in a fight
What did he mean by this?
>>68883162
Nice to see you can read
I'm honestly going to start watching for Sal D'Amato and betting on upsets in big main events
>>68883163
Fuck, I'll never get to the bottom of this. Now I have to keep track of all Aussies who post that image to find out.
>>68883164
Lmao, her stand up game is atrocious.
>>68883011
Greco Roman wrestling
>>68883208
kek
>>68883191
Makes no sense to promote Rampage who has very little marketability or value as a fighter left, instead of actually giving Ishii with a good number of years left a win. I don't think it's a fix as much as it was incompetence.
would you Randy's daughter lads?
Who here could heem me?
>>68883208
Lel when has that not been true for any fighter?
>>68883215
that wont work he's just that retarded
Ishii was the underdog by alot this fight
>>68883214
29-28 rampage is objectively the correct score, if you scored it otherwise you don't know mma
How does joe beat kato with bigger gloves?
Ok I'm a ways behind but I just watched the first round and no way lol
didn't Schilling lose his last fight in the ring? I know he got knocked down but I cant remember if he actually lost.
Went to grade school with Joe. Let's go Joe fuck em up.
>>68883132
my internet is shitting itself right now
i'll upload the other 5 when my connection gets better
>>68883241
So I assume you're just an exception to that rule then lol
>>68883236
Britain because they're big boys now
>rampage won that fight
>my dick is bigger than 3 inches
>my gf doesn't cheat on me
>my cats don't just use me for food
>my dad didn't abandon me
>pluto is still a planet
>the moon is made of cheese
>i'm 5'6 but not a manlet
>women's studies is a good major
>/r/mma is better than /heem/
>my mom doesn't hate me
mitrione is calling the kickboxing?
didnt he suffer brain damage a couple of hours ago
>>68883249
Pretty sure he lost by decision and cried about it being rigged rigged or something along those lines.
>>68883240
hmm.
There's gotta be a way to game this idiot
weebs btfo
>>68883099
>that big ass telegraphing those kicks from outer space
hnnnnnnng
Webm of the Mitrione fight?
I missed it
Take it to /asp/ guys. MMA is a good sport for /sp. But meme boxing is as alternative as it gets. You have to go back.
>>68883249
Fuck, Schilling is some of the worst fighters I've seen.
Rogan and that Diaz nuthugger on his podcast made him out as one of the best strikers out there who one taps people and what not. Somehow they're surprised this guy can't put down the Diaz bros in sparring.
He's fucking shit. God damn meathead cunt.
>>68883132
>vs southpaw
>circling to your right
not even once
kickboxing is such a meme
fat hunt was a champ
>>68883320
MMA is more /asp/ than /kickbox/.
Kato keeps his head way the fuck up. Gonna get heem'd if he keeps that shit up.
Okay wtf nobody actually thinks Ishi didn't win both the first and second round?
>>68883362
i had rampage 2 and 3
Mitrione sounds so fucking concussed Jesus Christ
>>68883320
Shut up dummy
>>68883345
he's getting tagged but doing a lot better than I thought he would in the ring. He's at least able to stick schilling with his left and fire back. I dont know for how long though.
>>68883366
how do you have Rampage two dude seriously
explain
>>68883362
Ishii for sure didnt win the second
>>68883362
2nd round could've gone either way but I had Ishii
>>68883231
>Makes no sense to promote Rampage
This is lellator we are talking about, their biggest draw was Kimbo. They're scratching the bottom of the barrel for fighters, they put Rampage on the main because he's the biggest draw they could find for this event.
>>68883388
He won the second, common
>>68883388
>>68883392
Ishii was in control for 4:30 of the five minutes though
>>68883372
Does he ever not?
>>68883407
He doesn't. He just has a soft voice.
>>68883396
I think that guy is drunk honestly
Ishi had Rampage either on the ground or against the fence for the entire round
Rampage won the third round but Ishii won the first two without question
>>68883394
They're putting freakshow fights and washed up former big names in the main events, while completely ignoring their own talent pool
Chandler vs Freire would have been a good main event
>>68883396
How? Pushing rampage into the fence and eating strikes?
Dont fall for the "octagon control meme"
HEEMMMMMM
HAHAHAHAHAHAH FUCKING HEEM AGAIN FUCK YOU JOE.
this is way more entertaining than mmgay
Welp.
Kato is apparently Schilling's kryptonite.
HAHAHAHAHAHAH
HEEEEEEEEEEEEM
>big John's reaction to that heem
fucking kek
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT
WHAT
THE
FUCK
HAHA JOE ROGAIN HEEMED
>>68883384
>>68883440
hahahaa like what the fuck man. He was winning that second round handily but he just ate shit again.
THE CITY OF SCHILLING!!!!
boxing rematch?
HEEM SPINNY SHIT
DED
E
D
>>68883456
Not that guy, but where do you see this
>world champion kickboxer
>getting heemed by a bellator mma fighter
>twice
fugg, can i get a webm of schilling heem
>>68883457
The memes just too dank for Joe.
Superman punch. Spinning shit. No can defend.
>Schillingggggggggggggg
WEWEWEWEWEWEWEWEW
i need the webm shilling heem
YFW Conor Spinning Back Fists Nate to Lellator
MEME SPIN
>>68883459
only if Kato's arms are tied behind his back
>>68883459
kek
I hope you lads didn't fall for the Joe Shilling meme
lmao nate diaz BTFO
>>68883522
but who do you train wit?
DC training to succ Jon's dick. You think that white guy is a good enough training partner?
>kickboxing is a real sport
wtf why does this french guy have such a japanese as fuck name?
>>68883549
honestly meme magic is real boys
is he half french
what is that accent, doesnt sound jap
>>68883563
He is half French, yes.
MFW
rematch with paige when?
>>68883475
mmadecisions.com
>>68883619
Damn Rampage looks fat as fuck
fuck yeah Daniels is as meme as they come.
remember that time Rampage tripped out and crashed into everyone?
those were the days eh boys
>>68883563
Born in Paris
>>68883635
yeah his energy drink fueled adventure was fucking hilarious. That was right after his loss to Forrest if I remember correctly.
Why are kickboxers so damn inconsistent? Obviously Schilling was blowing his load and overloading but most kickboxers seem to have a lot of weird losses on their record
What would you do if you were heemed by meme punches twice by the same guy Heem?
>>68883635
Yeah when rampage fought hard cuz he had bills to pay
Hungry rampage
>>68883619
>gold medalist can't beat an out of shape mma fighter 10 years past his prime
>>68883694
They're fighting really good strikers, unlike most MMA fighters. You fight dudes like that, you're gonna get caught.
Also, Schilling is reckless as fuck.
what
>>68883705
If his physique tonight is anything to go by, Rampage is still plenty hungry.
Early stoppage
This dumb fuck could have just taken a knee and it would have been a 8 count.
So stupid
>>68883696
retire
Back to back liver shot Ko's
Have him fight Wonderboy again
>>68883740
Nah, he turned his back and doubled over. As the other dude said, if he'd gone down, he could've gotten an 8 count, but he fucked up and the ref had to stop it.
>>68883709
Hate Rawlings. Dumbcunt feminist that post 90% naked pictures on Facebook then gets upset when people call her sexy and hot saying it's not polite. Total fucking retarded idiot cunt. I hope she dies.
>>68883793
It's not impolite to say she's hot. It's dishonest.
>>68883709
Paige looks as if she is trying not to laugh at Kec's ridiculous hair.
GSP
S
P
>>68883793
yeah her and Magana take the sluttiest pictures together and someone says something along the lines of "You have kids for fucks sake, act like it" they freak out.
>>68883793
>Dumbcunt feminist
she has stated on multiple occasions "Fuck feminism"
>>68883709
Nice goatee.
>>68883793
Rawlings seems more like an anti-feminist?
>>68883870
>>68883844
>having kids means you cant goof off with your friends
>>68883891
Cuck Thomas is such a dour faggot. I don't think I've ever seen him smiling.
>>68883709
I think the thing that pisses me off the most about PVZ is knowing that she practices that stupid fucking smirk in the mirror
>>68883964
Why does this blonde girl look so awkward? She looks like she should be fighting her social anxiety, not fighting in a ring.
>>68884010
dat based jeff
>>68884044
triggered cuck lmao
>>68884044
I cant fucking figure it out but Luke Thomas has such an off-putting face.
>>68884010
Jose is smiling but
>that sadness in his eyes
>>68884111
haha what
>literally eat shots unflinched amnd nothing else for 3 rounds
>decide to unload with 10 seconds remaining
>>68884111
it's his native eyes
>>68884044
Still didn't smile. Still taking himself super seriously.
Fuck that cuck.
>>68884153
lol what the fuck
>>68884153
Its one thing to maybe forget a sponsor or something but to forget you own a company? Hes either one of the worst liars ever or all those KOs really fucked with his head
>>68884124
honestly I miss seeing him fight. I'm wondering how his return will be against Frankie
>>68884153
Can't they sue them for this? You can't just say that someone owns a company that they don't own. That entire company seems to have gone under though.
>>68884111
>>68884153
thats a joe rogan tier scam
>>68884010
why Chimpette has to be so obnoxious attention whoring
this is why you were bullied
https://www.instagram.com/p/BHDaDv5j1CJ/
Alveys new fight
>>68884283
Dapper Lyfe. Brought to you by Onnit.
>>68884153
my guess is their manufacturer they got into business with was really shit and unprofessional or something. business is a bitch folks
>Schilling got heemed again
HAHAHAHAHA get fucked you fucking faggot. Talk shit and think you are kingshit after getting gifted run in Glory.
>Bellator Kickboxing
>kickboxing in general
Also holy shit what a joke sport.
>Joe Schilling
>multiple time world champ for WBC and Glory tournament winner
>Hisaki Kato
>nothing
>heems world class striker in MMA
>goes onto heem world class striker in his own sport
>>68884386
Completely on them for not doing due diligence.
>>68884283
Remember Dave Asprey?
Is Joe Schilling a meme?
>>68884111
he has weird lips desu
>>68884415
Schilling got handpicked opponents and protected in Glory because they wanted american star. He never won title, he just won contender tourney which is nothing, they have multiple every event and the events they have in america are super weak and full 'america kickboxers' that are absolute cans. While all the euro cards are stacked.
>>68884463
>tfw when remembering I actually ordered some Bulletproof coffee
>tfw my e-mail's spam folder is filled with Dave Asprey shit
>you now remember Diaz saying that Schilling is a top ten kickboxer in the world
fucking kek, at this rate I wouldn't be surprised if Lobov heems him
joe schilling was never that good. he only got popular because he's an american kickboxer and the diaz bros/rogan association. i will say there was a stint where he overachieved in results, but he has never been particularly skilled or gifted. honestly his best win was an old and unconditioned kaoklai.
>>68884500
You are genuinely retarded for even doing that
>>68884529
THIS
>>68884529
his style is pretty entertaining but relies on him eating bombs, so it's all over now. i don't see him fighting in 3 years.
>>68884536
epic
>>68884650
always very much brawler style kickboxer
i not see most recent KO but when he goes to sleep, he goes out like he is in a coma
>Glory on in 13 hours
>3 in the morning
Welp not gonna be able to watch with you lads then.
>>68884696
He was gone when Kato KOed him tonight
boy did this thread ever die
Mitrione KO webm anywhere??
>>68883164
why did he just punch his meemaw? ;_;
>watching Kimbo thing on Spike
>Schaub and Dana out of nowhere
>Schaub
>"if Kimbo isn't on your Mt.Rushmore ....you don't know shit about MMA"
>>68884831
Hey.
Lose my number.
>>68884840
Depersonalization.
You might wanna go to a doctor lad, might need medication.
>>68884840
get off the bongs and carb the fuck up
Webm of Schilling getting ktfo??
>>68884879
Too lazy to make it. But here's the fight.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vh4A5WMBwfo
>>68884840
Mate nightmares are fine but I think I had a fucking episode or something the other day. I woke up to roll over and was looking at my nightstand when I saw what looked like a face or hand. I do what I usually do and throw my hand at it so my eyes adjust but this time it hit something solid. I grabbed it and started pulling but their was resistance from the other side like something was pulling back. After at least 10 second of furiously pulling and not knowing what the fuck was going on I realized I'd grabbed my rock lamp and ripped it out of the socket onto my bed.
Is this early stage psychosis?
Thanks for reading my blog.
>>68884536
did he learn that training with shilling?
>>68884858
I've not heard of this, not sure if it quite matches but it seems at least somewhat familiar
I'm trying to sleep, but every time I close my eyes it just feels like a path to nothingness. Got a massive headache too
Thanks for the response
>>68884900
Maybe you were just tired lad
RDA just liked a shirtless pic of me on instagram. Is he homo or bi?
>>68884840
Do you take drugs?
>>68884897
They allow spinning back fists in bellator kickboxing? I recall the Korean Zombie lost by dq in the kickboxing match when he heemed someone with a backfist.
>>68884954
I cant wait for CM Punk to get choked out
>>68884954
Nah man not even the odd bag of weed
Time just seems to freeze if I lay back and try to sleep
/heem/'s helping keep me sane but I need some rest
>>68884897
thx
>>68884994
What do you mean "time freeze"?
Are you sure you're not just about to fall asleep and in that halfway state where you're half asleep and sort of dreaming but can still hear noises
>>68885028
Nah I'm awake enough to shitpost here, it's not that I'm half asleep
I feel more aware now since I've been awake a bit longer, but everything around me just seems messed and I can't sleep at all
Watching this Kimbo mini doc on Spike I'm a peace with saying the Kimbo/Ken fight was real. I thought about it being a work. Tonight that Hawaiian chick and Ruth hand a similar situation. The Hawaiian chick had a rear naked, or a similar choke numerous times. And Ruth just refused to quit. Now Ken is a 50+ year old man,full JUST,living in a trailer,arthritic,spent all his time bodybuilding according to some as he was going to be on national tv, and was out weighed by about 28 lbs and his cardio is shit. And he's trying to choke out giga nigga. There are some shady ass decisions however. All of them revolving around Rampage.
>>68885061
That sounds like desrealization or depersonalization.
I had a few desrealization ""attacks"" when in high stress in my life. I suffer from anxiety too, so, it's a common symptom.
>>68885229
I'll have to look into it some more, but I'm generally not a very stressed out guy, just quite ill with a massive headache but nothing makes sense. Every time I close my eyes I see a different world, but I've been to the bathroom and washed my face so it doesn't seem to be out of tiredness and a state of dreaming
>>68885284
wake up
>>68885284
You might be running a fever, I imagine you just being sick plays a large part in general
Interestingly derealization and depersonalize can be symptomatic of migraines
>>68884482
Glory is a myth. They all suck. Muay Thai is also a myth.
>>68885361
lion fights then?
>>68882881
did anyone see satoshi ishii lay down some judo dong on rampage?
he was an absolutely pussy with engaging on the striking, but god damn is judo effective in the right set of hands.
Will there ever be a Muay Thai/Judo champ that seamless integrates working the clinch into spicey heems?
Or will MMA be forever cursed with judoka with shitty hands?
>>68885361
>>Muay Thai is a myth
>>GOAT LHW, MW, LW, FW fighters in MMA all have a Muay thai base
kek go watch boxing or something
>>68882920
>those tan lines
hnnngggg
