/afl/ Friday Night
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Last Night
Adelaide 12.28.100 def North Melbourne 10.7.67
Today
Collingwood vs Fremantle at the MCG at 7:50pm AEST
Teams
Collingwood
In: Nathan J. Brown, James Aish, Travis Cloke
Out:Jarrod Witts (Omitted), Jack Frost (Omitted), Ben Crocker (Knee)
Fremantle
In: Jack Hannath
Out: Tanner Smith (Hamstring)
>aboball
Who /ridesabike/ here?
I'm victorian but I'll support fremantle, because fuck collingwood
Just checked, i'm still under the SC radar
>>68867001
kys caro
who else here /heaveho/ tonight?
>>68867074
HEAVE HO 3 IN A ROW UNNA
Who here /north/
>tfw NORFing has commenced
>tfw out in first week of finals
who /dabloos/ here?
>>68866988
Still laughing about that after last night, especially the riding to the brothel shit.
>mfw thought there was no footy tonight
>>68867149
I had to go to bed at 10, fucking plebs archive is down so I can't see that thread.
It was just amazing, I've rarely seen that level of autism.
bikecunt's mspaint comic was just hilarious
>>68866988
I missed out on that, read through it about midnight, that was something else. It's so unbelievable, but with that honest ring of truth.
>8°C pissing down with rain
>Jesus, better do a shop for the next few days with my two bags.
>this is fine, dumb car cucks.
>>68866988
>>68867196
>>68867213
honestly think we biked him out of town 2bh, hope he shows up again
>tfw higher quality of life
>tfw drinking soylent trash instead of real food
>tfw riding to the brothel
my fucking sides.
help me out: I'm a bit of an /afl/ layman, but why would a team decide to lose games at this stage of the season? Seems like a severe oversight by every team except /crows/.
Could I get an explanation for this? The only reason I'm seeing is stark incompetence at all levels of the respective teams and managements, but these people are meant to be professionals.
>>68867261
oh, it'll be a case of >u hav bean troled hard, I guarantee it. He'll be back, there isn't a prossie alive who can fuck those levels out of someone.
lads
You will never be one of several Fremantle Docker players cucked by teammate Nat Fyfe
>>68867261
His MSpaint comic fucking killed my sides.
Not only that it all started with some other anon talking about having a driving lesson, bikecunt made his appearance through insulting this anon, telling him that he'd waste the money on his "cuckmobile".
It was an impressive display to say the least.
>>68867372
Wasn't he a perth cunt?
>>68867382
I don't think he replied to my question because I was the Perth cunt talking about the brothel behind the bike shop.
>Pandering to the BSA's with this NBA shit
>worst cuckstralia
KEK
>Bikecunt furiously pedaling off his rage on his 20km each way ride to the whorehouse tonight
>"Fucking cucks with their cuckmobiles"
My sides
Post bikecunt cliffnotes.
How do we fix Cucktorian football?
I suggest halving the number of cucktorian clubs. Obvious they have to keep the """big four""" and merge other teams into them. That leaves one slot for another club to stay alive, I suggest Geelong for the sake of having a non-melbourne based club.
Clubs that stay;
Richmond
Collingwood
Essendon
Carlton
Geelong
Defunct merger clubs;
North Melbourne
St Kilda
Bulldogs
Hawthorn
Melbourne
Only question is who do we merge the defunct clubs with?
>>68867522
>merging hawthorn
Yeah, right.
>>68867475
>21 year old NEET posted about having first driving lesson he was scared of
>Some cunt spergs out because he has to get a licence to drive his wife and daughter around (may or may not be bikecunt)
>Some sperg goes off about how cars are wastes of money and "cuckmobiles"
>Proceeds to lose his mind about how he runs his own business (/afl/ believes it's junk mail delivery service) and can ride anywhere and works where he wants and fucks whores on the regular at brothels
>Pontificates about how he has a "higher standard of living" because he isn't a cuck with a cuckmobie and drinks soylent (literally isn't food) just that and vitamins and minerals and fucks new women all the time
>Gets BTFO for the second half of the game with various memes
>Posts a side splitting Pepe of how wagecucks drive cars.
Anything I missed chaps?
>>68867534
Hawthorn are an irrelevant club, you cant be short sighted and base it on recent """success""". They are not one of the big clubs and never will be.
>>68867535
Just look at the """"""big 4"""""", they languishing now. If they get another clubs best players they might be competitive.
>>68867372
this one? pretty sure it's an /n/ oldie
>>68867539
The playing card exhaust m8
>>68867539
>>68867576
lol thanks but that was actually me I left that out of the cliffs because I didn't want to make it about me
>ride to brothel
>pay for sex
>whores get to hear your sick playing card "exhaust" as you pull away popping a wheelie.
>>68867522
>>68867568
terrible bait.
you usually create better works, try again WAautist.
>>68867539
>cuckmobile
Top kek. Come back bikecunt.
>>68867686
Not only could it make the most popular Cucktorian clubs competitive again. A even draw where every team plays each other twice is possible.
>>68867714
Keep applying yourself.
I heard bikecunt got arrested, lads.
Reality cunt on aborted narrative watch
>Cucktoria
KEK
>worst cuckstralia
KEK
>>68867729
no bell?
>>68867729
no helmet?
>>68867726
How is every team playing twice not infinitely better than the uneven draw?
Do Collingwood have any chance tonight lads?
>>68867750
>>68867760
Got done for stealing a trolley from woolies to get his shopping home.
>>68867765
Would say this system is easier. Teams that ended up lower on the ladder play the same sides that ended up in the lower half more than the top sides would play them and vice versa.
>>68867777
>quads
Buckley better hope so.
>>68867777
Nice digits
No, Freo will win again.
>>68867781
audibly laughed.
>>68867781
LOL
>>68867781
>shopping at cuckworths
In my mind's eye he's an IGA man.
>>68867801
Anyone playing sides like Hawkthorn twice are at an automatic disadvantage. Then you have form reversals from one season to the next.
>>68867832
>POOR
>LITTLE
>WORST
>KEKSTRALIAN
KEK!
This is a sorry turnout from the crowd
>>68867857
It's like 3 degrees m8
Why are West Australians such cucks?
Seem to always want to be the victim.
B I G C O X
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>>68867847
I'm Victorian, you massive autist.
>>68867857
It's 5 degrees but windchill is making it feel much lower. I'd rather be comfy mate can't really blame them.
>>68867880
>hurr durr stupid cucktorian, ill just act like another one of his cucktorian friends
yeah, jog on worst cuckstralian
>>68867847
>>68867880
>>68867904
Cuck spam is so 2015 boys just give it up, we live in the era of Bikecunt autism now.
>>68867904
I made one reply about the draw, jesus christ you are a loser.
HEAVE HO STARTING SLOW UNNA
>>68867872
>muh Victorian competition
>muh winter sport
>complain that it's too cold
How do we fix the state of worst cuckstralia? I mean, I have heard that the worst cuck eagles are in the best financial state compared to other teams? Maybe they can bail out their worst cuckstralian government?
or do we impregnate it with big, strong, eastern state money?
Or do we leave it do the dogs? Do these cucks really deserve it?
What went wrong?
>long sleeves
>>68867964
Well done showing the other post got to you, mental midget.
>>68867967
tbf they are a patrician tier jumper to wear as a supporter
>>68867568
>most successful club of the last 55 years
>recent """success"""
kek
>this Collingwood "crowd"
The cucktorians probably didn't want to be seen as sexist
>>68867993
Fucking goons who wear short sleeve over their t-shirts or jumpers.
>>68867993
should be black though, not like his mum had to cut up a spare Geelong shirt to make it for it. Either way, I hope he gets bullied, it's soccer-tier levels of softness
>>68868006
hawthorn are irrelevant minnows, all always have been, always will be.
>>68868011
>>68868022
>>68868037
3 times in a row la
>>68868051
Yeah just as long as you have been following footy, dipshit,
It's fucking cold, lads
>>68868063
Cuddle in bed with ur gf, m8.
Based brexit
Freo's on fucking crack. Why they trying to play on at all costs?
It's like they are trying to achieve a speed akin to bikecunt on his way to the brothel.
>>68868080
Proud of dad
>>68868071
m8
>>68868081
running training drills
>>68868071
Got the place to myself tonight, she was called in for an emergency at work, gotta help the boss finalise some last minute reports or something
Going to maccas to get food for the game, can I get you lads anything?
>>68868131
Double quarter pounder and a cup of ice thanks
>>68868131
quarter pounder by itself minus pickes and 2 McDoubles both minus pickles thanks mate.
>>68868131
Filet o fish thanks
>>68868124
Is this the Somali embassy?
N E V E R E V E R
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Who does Bruce support?
>>68868131
cheese burger with just the bun and sauce, cheers
How much will Collingwood win by lads?
>>68868162
Adelaide Crows la
piss poor crowd for a friday night game tbph
>>68868145
>>68868147
>>68868148
>>68868169
No dramas lads
Also
>bikecunt will never know what its like to be able to drive to maccas whenever you want
>>68868173
Really? Interesting cheers mate
>>68868191
He would go through the drive-thru on his bike like a mad cunt.
>>68868191
I made this exact fucking face reading this mate.
>>68868191
>bikecunt can't even go through the drivethru at 2am after a hectic night with the lads
KEK
Dennis said years ago he would say who he goes for when retires.
>playing genesis
>>68868203
I tried that once, doesn't work
>been coming to this shithole every night for ages and nothing happens
>the one night I miss is an epic thread that everyone will talk about for years to come
>>68868218
I thought it was given it was WCE
>>68868203
>>68868224
I've been through on a long-board at 3am and was served no problem.
opinions on the famous Australian known as Daniel Ricciardo?
>>68868224
>It's called having a brain, and using it to make logical and dynamic decisions. Want something from maccas drive-thru? I'll find a way. I'm not a pathetic beta cuck who is afraid to do anything that is even remotely unconventional.
>tfw pain in gut where you need to fart
>nothing happening
>>68868240
I guess the bloke at the window was just a shitcunt then
>>68868241
Great guy, taleneted driver but will succumb to bitterness and hatred for life that comes with the Red Bull curse.
>>68868247
FUCKING LOL
>>68868241
>motorsports
No thank you. Only ever pay attention to Bathurst
>>68868224
Could you imagine bikecunt arguing with the worker through the intercom?
Sir, we do not serve people on bikes, it's policy
>This is biker's discrimination, we'll unionise!
Sir, I'm just following policy, we are not licensed to serve people not in road vehicles
>I bet you don't even go to brothels faggot
Excuse me, sir?
>H-hur hur, f-fucking knew it
Sir, I'm going to have to organise a car door to escort you off the porperty and into the gutter
>O-Oh ok hehe, w-was just joking, I'll be on my way gentlelady
*rings bell twice in quick succession*
>>68868191
>eating solid food
>>68868247
KEK
>maccas don't serve you on a bike
>will serve you on a motorbike
fuck that ayy
>>68868257
let me guess: Fremantle area, bit of a shit-eating smirk, shoulder length curly blonde hair?
Is bikecunt also Nat Fyfe's biggest fan?
>>68868265
>"I lead a higher quality of life where I only ingest soylent and vitamins and minerals I purchase off eBay, not that disgusting cuck food you get from some simple minded drive-thru like the cattle you are"
>Cyclists block the car of Brexit campaigner Boris Johnson
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0pI2JIBrc3Q
Bikecunt is absolutely seething lads
going to door a couple of cyclists monday morning on my way to work
>>68868293
You mean brexit winner ;)
>>68868264
MY SIDES
>mutters something about being a licencecuck as he pedals off, doing a sick wheelie as his playing card clacker engine roars
>>68868264
10/10
>>68868264
>Sir, I'm going to have to organise a car door to escort you off the property and into the gutter
>>68868264
I went to Hungry Jacks the other day and they had a sticker on the drive thru window that said no bikes
Cloke is pathetic
Did Gerard Whateley literally just say "the second worst exit of the day"?
>>68868361
Which one are you?
>>68868364
If he did, cuck confirmed
Dawson is laughably bad
i wonder if bikecunts hookers have to apply more lube than he puts on his bike chain each morning
>>68868435
He can't get it up unless they wear lycra
>>68868446
his balls are probably bright red from the chafe built up from his 50 minutes of peddling to get to the whorehouse
Why are Freo back to being shit? I had them still making the finals a few weeks back.
>>68868459
>>68868446
>>68868435
holy shit, i love this stuff. making fun of a bloke for riding a bike, hahaha, this is why i come to 4chan
>>68868476
kys bikebitch
>>68868476
BIKECUNT, welcome back, m8.
>>68868476
yeah, I'm not sure how to point out how unfunny this is without a wall of >you are le bikecunt XDXDXD
>>68868476
shouldn't you be riding down to fuck cheap hookers bikecuck?
>>68868486
Kys bikecunt
>>68868486
literally bikecunt
>>68868241
Just another wog cunt who's slightly above average in a dying sport and thinks he's god's gift.
>>68868476
>>68868486
welcome back m8 how was your ride?
>yfw MWNN is bikecunt
>>68868522
>>68868552
there's funny stuff, but the likes of
>>68868435
>>68868446
>>68868459
whose entire sense of humour is
>what's something tangentially related to riding a bike and how can I run this joke into the ground?
>>68868600
(You)
Trying too hard m8
>>68868587
nah too fat plus he was too busy learning how to read and write to learn how to ride a bike.
>>68868600
stay SEETHING bikecunt
>>68868600
>tangentially related to riding a bike
Thursday and Friday has been /afl/ x /n/ - Bikecunt Edition you seething faggot.
I swear I would fucking dust you on that "diet" of soylent and eBay vitamins you have you pathetic faggot.
>>68868647
if you want a beer, just ask mate, I'm too tired to dance the dance.
Did bikecunt cause Britain to leave the EU?
who is this semen demon?
>>68868657
I drink soylent you drunkard
dead thread, dead game, I'm going to the pub to cadge warmth off their fire and fail to work up the courage to talk to scarf and beanie qts
who you cunts voting for?
>>68868808
niggers
Travis Cloke is a spud
>>68868808
Family First famalam
>>68868808
The greens
>>68868808
whoever makes cars illegal
>>68868808
bob brown
titties
>>68868808
who cares, it's just a number
>>68868833
Victoria spotted
>>68868864
AND more tits
>>68868808
Labor, better internet and dole monies.
>>68868895
boobies
>>68868892
>Cucktoria
KEK
>Bikecunt furiously spamming whores to take attention away from his life failures
kek
KEK
K E K
>>68868968
No I'm the same guy spamming them last time. I usually post LT. Castillo in heem as well. Cause I think miami vice was a cool ass show.
I really hope Freo comes back, anything to make this game interesting
Is this the worst game of football [spoiler]of all time[/spoiler]?
>>68868988
You're doing god's work m8
>>68869013
thanks
>every summer I say wish it was winter
>every winter I say I wish it was summer
>>68869016
>>68868988
Bisping is the Natty GOAT you piece of shit
Miami Vice is a fucking dope show though
>gif related
>>68869033
hurray i got dubs
>>68869036
Hey man I like Bisping. I knew as soon as he won we're where in for a fun amount of shit talk.
>>68869009
just about, and i'm a collingwood fan
Lads, cash out or let it ride?
>>68869031
Dunno, I love winter and hate summer tbphwyf. I wish it were winter all year 'round
>>68869056
Let it ride, 10 minutes with wet weather.
>>68869056
we're running away with it, freo have given up
>worst cuckstralia
KEK
>no posts for 10 minutes
What went wrong lads?
West coast are a small club
>>68869181
shit game
>>68869181
Federation
We let West Australia in
>>68868808
Derryn Hinch
Thank fuck that's over, what a shit game.
Last for worst Friday night game of the season
walkcunt on suicide watch
>>68869976
Not this time /nrl/ cuckold
walkcunt on suicide watch
>>68870049
Yeah nah get fucked
المشي العضو التناسلي النسوي على مشاهدة الانتحار
not this time Mohammed
walkcunt on suicide watch
who /top6/ here?
Teams that define their existence by being west of something or being on the west of something need not apply.
walkcunt on suicide watch
lol
L o L
kek
Kek
walkcunt on suicide watch
anybody wanna fight?
meet me roberts rd subi oval
just drawing some threads together.
walkcunt on suicide watch
This bye week blew to early.
walkcunt on suicide watch
>this thread
This is what happens when Worst Cuckstralian teams are televised
who /dabloos/ here?
Considering the thread never died, reminder that Reality Cunt is on aborted narrative watch
/afl/ Saturday
Richmond vs Brisbane at 1:40pm AEST at the MCG
GWS v Carlton at 4:35pm AEST at SPO
St Kilda v Geelong at 7:25pm AEST at ES
What's for lunch lads?
>>68883340
start a new thread u fucking shitlord
use this one before the autists get upset
>>68883837
>>68883837
>>68883837
>>68883837
>>68883848
YOU are the autist for making that thread when there already is a perfectly good thread that everyone is already in.
>>68883927
>Good thread
>>68884349
walkcunt on suicide watch
bump for triggering autists
walkcunt on suicide watch
