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>cuckolds voting remain edition
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Anyone else really happy about how the Euro draws have panned out?
Pic related
First for Brexiters BTFO
Putting up my refugees welcome poster.
#bremain
>>68855498
No. Book is redder than my face will be when Brexit somehow happens.
>>68855537
Juve shaking in his cupboard under the stairs.
Why is this dropping lads baka
>/bet/ meetup when? subedition
Just spent the weekend in London and 2 days in Glasgow and nobody would come meet me so I'm going to presume never
>>68855537
NEED pictures to make sure it isn't an American whale
>>68855554
SO close to a world get for /bet/
>>68855576
>Reminder juveguy is a cuck
Prep the bull cucky boy :)
>>68855640
We're lacking some meme magic, kek has not been kind to our bets
>>68855602
Farage
Sky News
NEED Hass to back me up here
>>68855635
How about you stop moving the goalposts ;)
>>68855693
>Responding to cuck posters
ISHYGDDT
>>68855602
YouGov say 52%. Market has your bet @ 2.45. Not rocket science pal.
Now that the EU ref meme is over, I propose we have a /bet/ referendum. I dont know what on yet but it will keep up the fun.
>>68855710
We all mute Juveguy
Britain Elects @britainelects 2m2 minutes ago
EU referendum 'on the day' poll:
Remain: 54%
Leave: 46%
55% could still happen
>>68855710
We need a /bet/ where everyone must have at least a 5k roll.
>>68855721
I will use my veto on this.
>>68855750
Lovely idea pal. Wont work though.
>>68855710
NEED some form of redistributive policies to help prop up the bettors with worse luck
>>68855750
>/bet/ becomes 3 people
pmsl
Referendum on what is our main sport.
Options
Football (Simply not profitable)
Tennis
American football
Volleyball
>>68855602
Latest exit polls suggest 54% might kms if its a meme result like 54.5
>>68855687
Sent me a snapchat earlier, he's been banned pmsl
>>68855750
Agreed
>>68855787
it would be like 10-15 and no freaks like juveguy
>>68855769
what's your roll?
We are now receiving live pictures as juveguy finds out his mother has deleted all his episodes of the big bang theory off the tivo box
>>68855823
TEARS
>>68855823
GOLD
>>68855810
Rude
>>68855823
>watching murrican """comedy""
"no"
>>68855812
More than 5k
>>68855823
PMSL
>>68855791
Would tip financials if there's interest
>>68855615
tears lid; me, euan and cmac were down the pub last night
>>68855823
tears
>>68855750
Lend it to me?
>>68855883
Been getting into financials and stocks etc for a bit now, but I haven't took the dive properly yet. Any recommended reading?
>>68855883
Interested.
>>68855883
Do you mean stocks to buy or meme 5 min O/U betting on bet365 financials?
>>68855883
there is interest in anything as long as its profitable
Riddle me this in voters. If we were not in would you vote to be part of the EU?
>>68855883
that's belongs in /biz/
Euan please please PLEASE make a private Facebook page where you post your picks that costs $10 per month. It could also double as a secondary discussion forum for /bet/ and the $10 fee would remove all the greasy mugs and beggars.
>>68855980
Yes. But this isnt /pol/
>>68855901
cmac?
>>68855986
that
pmsl if anyone things stocks are easier than sports betting
stock market is about 100000000000x more efficient than sports markets.
>>68855980
I am absolutely sure at least 10-20% of remain voters must be voting just because its the status quo.
No idea how this many people have turned out to vote remain for political reasons. Makes no sense to me at all.
>>68855987
If someone makes a decent FB group that people actually contribute to and isnt filled with greasy mugs, I would post there >for free.
Argentina will choke
>>68856017
Indoctrinate useful idiots who have no independent thought and only believe what media/big daddy government tells them.
>>68855986
biz is shite though lad, just people chatting about meme coins
At least theres no 2nd Scottish ref now lids
>>68856026
Why does it have to be Facebook? I dont use it.
Cant we use a less invasive group website?
>>68855710
Will fh u1.5 continue to be THE bet for the knockout round?
>>68856050
That's why we need you there, mate
Is dutching 70-75% and 75-80% turnout THE bet?
>>68856015
Have to pay taxes on it tho
>>68856087
No more bets please.
>>68855986
Yes, that's what I was also thinking, but then again /biz/ is a toxic shithole that basically just consists of ebay, shitcoin, robinhood and "i have this great app idea" threads
>>68856067
No. Make Facebook like a normal person. Anonymity breeds shitposting
>>68856074
No but 90min draw and ET winner will be.
>>68856087
Yes.
>>68855883
Why would you tip financials when you can just trade them yourself?
>>68856104
Just ban shitposters faggot.
Pm me for access to the /bet/ discord, it is real.
If you shit it up you will be banned
>>68856109
>Why would you tip football bets when you can just back them yourself?
>>68856139
So now you need a proper and active admin? Are you paying them? What if people have different opinions on what is shitposting and what isnt?
>>68856166
sent
>>68856075
I try to contribute, but then I just get swamped with posts like buy this nonce coin
>>68855998
>he doesn't pop down the union with Cmac, Taggart and EUan.
TEARS
is james niesh a shirtlifter?
Turnout market so slow to react to news on twitter, going to be a great night
Gambling no longer profitable.
Gonna just try and squeeze out a final bit of money from it over summer then gonna get a "real job".
Anyone else feel the same way? Or have you felt this way and managed to turn it around?
>>68856104
Post your Facebook and I'll make you an admin
>>68856315
Fancy sharing? Or just gonna after time? At least you wont have to visit Turkey again cause Turkey will come to you. zzzz.
>>68856316
Wageslaving so SO bad
>>68856316
THIS.
Been impossible to get a job though. NEED a new hobby in the meantime, thinking of poker any other suggestions???
>>68856338
we've already done this. all the accounts got banned by fb. and >using real accounts
>>68856366
If you have a decent sized roll and you want to play poker, play live
>>68856341
Sharing what? Every single trade? Just monitor what the officials are saying about turnout and the official figures over twitter and then back/lay accordingly before everyone else completely overreacts to the news. Market took about a minute to react to the Newcastle turnout figure and completely overreacting.
>>68856366
Try masturbating and watching anime, that takes up about 2/3 of my day
>>68856348
Where are you working pal?
>>68856366
Poker is probably even harder. You have to grind tables all day long.
>>68856377
Euan wants our real accounts for some reason, bit weird.
>>68856338
Well done for actually making the page but unfortunately no one will join. Everyone has a fear of being doxxed and refuse to use their real accounts. FB bans fake accounts now.
>>68856366
Tried to get into poker. So painfully boring compared to sports betting.
>>68856316
It's simple really. Making money through betting is getting harder and harder as more people become shrewd. This """career"""" is finite, most will have backed it in by the 2018 wc I reckon
>70 (Seventy) million matched
WEW lads
>>68856459
Imagine being so dull you have to go all the way to South America to find a girl.
>>68856429
Talking BIG sense pal
>>68856475
>he rates english girls
>>68856429
All about opinions lid, if you have a consistency profitable one you'll be fine. It's not so black and white, prices sometimes move too far, there's better coverage of games and more tools at your disposal. Survival of the fittest innit.
>>68856429
What are the bookies gonna do when betting stops being profitable to the average punter
823 turkeys in Gibraltar voted for Christmas
>>68856539
>implying betting is profitable to the average punter
PMSL
>>68856509
There is nothing wrong with english girls if you find a good one.
>Remain back at 1.15
HERE WE GO LADS, IDS HABBEDING
>>68856574
1.22 now on B365
>>68856592
surreal
>1.3 remain
Tears
>Remain at 1.26
wew
e
w
who /topping up on remain/ here?
>>68856634
Point is, if he lived in Chingford and she was English she wouldn't give him a second look.
Shaking so much. Taken me 5 minutes to type this.
Vitoria at 1.2 is ridiculous by the way, smash that shit
>>68856685
Enjoy the sweat when Gremio get a goal
>this drift
Thanks for the money lads
Meant to put $250 on Vitoria +1.5 but misplaced a comma and only bet $25. Only seconds after I placed it the other team got red carded and conceded a penalty. NOT happy. Headed to the gym to blow off some steam, may be a while.
>>68856731
R O S S Y B O Y
>>68856459
Yes, here lad.
>>68856731
IMAGINE
>>68856539
v strange post, this
>>68856731
pmsl
Rossy is a little goldfish vs. some of the absolute SHARKS currently trading on Betfair
Hearing information from a very very good source that Federer is injured and not totally ready. Going LARGE on his first round opponent.
REMAIN IN SHAMBLES RIGHT NOW
Dread to think how much Retards is up on the EU referendum.
Remain backers in ICU
>>68856775
You'd be surprised. He's come along way from the days of Ukrainian reserves market manipulation
>>68856814
Remain wins though. You are the one that will be in shambles if you're not rebacking it every time it drifts.
Might as well just hand my wallet over to Peter Webb and save us both the trouble.
Would take out another loan to top up
leave up from 1.11 to 1.22
HABBENING
>>68856838
No he hasnt pmsl. J West finished him off.
>>68856844
Markets don't just drift like that willy nilly. What this means is that someone has info and smart money is coming in on leave.
tears if you're not FIGHTING the drift
What is the Remain drift from?
What news has just come out?
REMAIN ON SUICIDE WATCH IN NEWCASTLE
>all these limp wristed lefties in Newcastle
Literally in hand to hand combat with Webb.
THIS DRIFT
>1.36
IDS HABBENING
>>68856924
Laughing v v hard at this post. Dunno why, but it really get me going.
FIGHTING THE DRIFT
>>68856940
PLEASE stop quoting odds that arent betfair
>>68856964
Betfair odds are now 1.41 lids
ITS DRIFTING HARD RIGHT NOW
>>68856921
ill-informed students.
Newcastle results in. Results nowhere near expected for Remain.
LEAVE IS SURGING
Matched 5k at 1.42
1.33
REMAIN ON SUICIDE WATCH
>newcastle
this is big for brexit
>>68856988
Apparently it was supposed to be much more in favour of REMAIN in Newcastle according to some professor on the BBC.
SO MUCH AGAINST THIS DRIFT
CANNOT
CANNOT STOP TOPPING UP
Newcastle was expected to be 60% in favor of Remain. They only got 50%.
Newcastle was supposed to be a STRONGHOLD for Remain.
Looking very good for Leave
1.30
>>68857032
>>68857058
worried
POSTAL VOTES
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Shades
of
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e94dst20C9Y
Stop topping up you mad men.
>>68855710
How about we vote you never trip again and fuck off?
Can't wait for the market overreaction to when the Sunderland vote is announced
>>68857071
don't worry lad
we will pull through and get out
>>68857061
What market are you watching lid? It's at 1.4
>>68857085
Too deep. Can't go back.
I literally bet all my money on remain, if they lose I wont be able to pay rent and I will be evicted, please save me britbros
>>68857087
Go ahead pal
Someone post their Referendum book please. Need a good chuckle.
>yfw Farage's concede was a false flag
CAN'T BARRAGE THE FARAGE
>>68857085
I was green. Now have a special liability.
>>68857142
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hdzsTq-EkUs
>>68857142
Farage confirmed for being in cahoots with Rossy
What would happen if the winner won by 1 vote?
Would they do it again?
Surely there has to be some percentage difference, at least 1% for the result to be passed?
>referendums are only 2 hours long
POUND CRASHING
BREXIT SURGE
POUND IS FALLING
>>68857117
Cash out?
>>68857172
probably calls for recounts, after that though it would just be whichever side won. Don't need a percentage just a simple majority
>>68857172
It's an advisory referendum only, if it's 50-50 we'll end up staying in.
Yes, yes. Well done REMAIN. Well Done REMAIN.
HOWEVER.
Hope youre all buying £'s
>>68857172
No. That isnt how democracy works. But this isnt legally binding.
>>68857208
LOVE this meme
>this low turnout in Scotland
LEL
odds on Brexit just jumped to $1.36
whats going on?
Thoughts on boca juniors SW @1.72?
>>68857176
giggled a bit
1.28
>27256
THE MOST DANGEROUS LEAD
>>68857138
Head has completely gone, begging for a massive leave vote in Sunderland
Why do all of Euan's post's read so awkwardly? It's like he doesnt know how to form a sentence.
1.6
1.6
1.32
1.5
ITS HABBENING
>>68857271
just leave it
sports betting not profitable anymore lid
SUNDERLAND LA LA LA
SUNDERLAND EXIT WERE FUCKED LADS.
IDS HABBEDING!!!
>1.5
>1.5
>1.5
>1.5
>1.5
>1.5
OH FUCK
Brexit might actually be happening
Way too early to worry.
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA SUNDERLAND LEAVING
>>68857308
Nice inspect element lid
1.57
i am in a dark dark place
1.44
>1.6
CASH OUT NOW REMAINFAGS
SUNDERLAND CONFIRMED SUPERIOR NORTH EAST CITY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B-rnM-MwRHY
>>68857357
>inspect element on a market moving this fast
Pmsl ok kiddo
NOW I AM BECOME DAC, THE DESTROYER OF BANKROLLS.
PLEASE GOD SAVE ME
REMAIN ON SUICIDE WATCH
BREXIT IS HAPPENING
>people are taking the early results seriously
pmsl laughing, Bremain are bringing on their star striker London late in the game, rebacking remain large
I'M MAKING SO MUCH FUCKNG MONEY
WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON
WILL THEY ACTUALLY LEAVE AND ILL BE DOWN LOADS??
Top up on remain, retards.
Live updated results here
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1mI2o0smlVC_TyzhsnweLEayc3tRgtBxIDCotABtUIX0/htmlview?sle=true
>>68857407
London is going to be split you moron.
>>68857117
rip you
sorry m8 britain stands alone
REBACK
REMAIN CASH OUT
This is your last warning cucks
Seriously lads all the working class are voting leave, theyre bigoted racist idiots.
are you guys idiots?
never take any results seriously until 10% of the votes are in
>>68857407
Are remain on track? London and Scotland will tip it right?
1.53 SHAKING so much
>>68857225
Not selling hahahaha
>>68857407
LONDON's flooded m8
low turnout means
FUCKING MONEY
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E
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Matched another 3k @1.6
Going to be begging for fivers if Brexit happens.
Reminder this is exactly what will happen in the US too.
All polls will have Hillary as winner and on election day all the middle class will come out and vote Trump.
>certainly there are some relatively sweaty traders out there tonight
some guy on the BBC just said this PMSL
>>68857463
and the remain bile and tears begin
it's gonna be a good night lads
>>68857472
Low turnout in Scotland
>>68857472
Lower than expected turnout though
>rebacked on 1.22
Considering suicide
>>68857472
No not on track at all.
Newcastle was expect to be a strong remain. Sunderland a slight leave. Newcastle 50/50 and Sunderland was strong leave. Why do you think it has drifted this much?
>>68857488
Giggled
>>68857396
>if I act retarded like this isn't entirely possible then he will believe my image is real
Nope
>Dimbleby just talked about us lads
The amount of sweat on Peter Webbs head right now must be absolutely DISGUSTING.
Texting my mother in Korea to transfer me more money to put on remain
>>68857536
he did?
1.40
Somewhere David Cameron is sitting with a gun in his hand watching BBC news.
can't believe that I'm literally going to be up so much from these drifts pmsl
>>68857525
> No not on track at all.
I have made a huge mistake
beyond green wow
>>68857531
Go put some money on that market and then try and inspect element your positions and come back to me with your results, you clueless little slug.
Cant believe this remain was 1/10 earlier in shop, then went to 1/6
DO I PUT MY BANK ACCOUNT ON 1.40 OR WAIT
>>68857567
Yes. He said "the betting thread on 4chan are looking a little worried right now, may of them had sums on Remain".
1.36
>>68857618
If you're putting any faith in what Newcastle and Sunderland said then Remain is expected to do about 5-10% worse than the polls said.
Still fighting the drift
>>68857627
lel
>>68857627
lel.
Wish Scotland would fuck off desu.
What site are you using to follow the results?
Is the guardian good?
>>68857637
Lid it's fixed. the Judges are the same ones from eurovision, they are revealing all the positive leave votes first.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yKsNfccUTuk
>>68857678
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1mI2o0smlVC_TyzhsnweLEayc3tRgtBxIDCotABtUIX0/htmlview?sle=true
how much do you lads actually have on
$600 here
>>68857678
bbc news
50-55% IN
@1.83
:))))
>>68857627
read this in his voice, v good post
>>68857678
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/10318089
https://www.betfair.com/exchange/plus/#/politics/market/1.118739911
All youneed
All I know is that Sunderland has a shit football team and a shit voter base desu
