MEANWHILE IN MONKEYLAND
>Player Jobson, profissional monkey, player of Botafogo, weak brazilian serie A team (sometimes), but ok-good player
>Gets suspended for smoking crack 2 years
>Monkey not satisfied, starts using steroids
>Monkey gets caught in antidoping, more 2 years
>Meanwhile, monkey rapes 4 girls
>Monkey gets arrested
Here's a link of the story
http://globoesporte.globo.com/pa/noticia/2016/06/jobson-e-suspeito-de-estuprar-quatro-adolescentes-no-interior-do-para.html
Wow, this is a mixture of ben roethlisberger, maradona, and lance armstrong. Beat that, mothafuckas
>>68852404
respect
>Ched Evans
>De Gay
>Munian
>This one now
What's the deal with footballers and underage girls nowdays?
>>68852507
I don't know. But this guy beats all the ones you said because he's a fuckin crack head n uses steroids.
>>68852404
This reminds me of a song I saw on brchan, it had puppets and the chorus was like "tou fumando crack"
Link it plz
>>68852588
I know the song, but never seen the vid. Youtube it n you'll find it
>>68852404
>Jobson
For a BR nickname, that's almost normal
>>68852641
>Facundo
Sounds like a name that I would give to my gay cousin's ass
>>68852404
The fuck kinda name is Jobson anyways?
>>68853396
Brazilians add "son" in the end of random names
Must be their proud Icelandic heritage
>>68852404
>Wow, this is a mixture of ben roethlisberger, maradona, and lance armstrong
not really since this guy is literally who
cool story though. will share on whatsapp and get some glorious (you)s
>>68852404
>jobson
YOU HAD ONE JOB
