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today:
>t20 blast
middlesex - somerset (19:15 cest)
tomorrow:
>sri lanka in england - 2nd odi
england - sri lanka (15:00 cest)
>international tri-series
west indies - south afrika (19:00 cest)
goooooooooooooood morning
2nd for based Lauren
what happened to /bundes/chair
Slovenia U15 beat Serbia U15s today lads
>>68841764
>only one brown person
>grills
I call bullshit, that's a povertyball team.
>>68841764
do they play with mixed teams at that level?
>>68841824
Nah it's their logo it is a cricket team. Not gonna lie, I was pretty surprised too. White euros playing cricket is super weird.
>>68841873
Not generally, but I'd wager it's pretty difficult to find 11 kids in Slovenia who know how to hold a bat, so they have to include the girls.
>more /bundes/cric/
: D
>no euro games today
literallly dont know what to do all day long
>>68843426
AFL game on soon. Should be a real cracka, Mr Big Strong Swiss.
>>68843483
no thanks
I wasn't talking to you.
Gooooooooooooooood evening
>>68843483
i havent watched an afl game in my entire life. might give it a try. are there streams?
I literally hate t20 genuinely. My dad said he'd get us tickets and I refused to go rather watch a club game somewhere. I went to a t20 once and I was surrounded by people who clearly knew nothing about cricket and were waving flags and banging things like savages. Women and children were screaming. Then someone edged it for four and people started clapping and I could believe you would controgratulate someone on edge yet no one appreciated the good solid blocks. I swear I'll never go to such an event again.
If Brexit actually somehow passes today I will quite literally be unable to meet rent
>no football tomorrow either
hmm
>>68843750
okay which one of you chucklefucks posted this on reddit
>>68843857
Please don't call me a chucklefuck.
>>68843533
Check reddit for streams (as with all sports)
Not that guy, i started watching it a few weeks ago. It's a pretty interesting sport in terms of the skill gap and and tactical sophistication. I went to a game in Sydney and it's probably the only sport I've ever seen where the viewing experience (purely of the game) is actually better at the ground than on TV. I personally struggle to understand what is going on when I cant see all the players moving around, which you obviously cant do on TV. But maybe thats just because Im a freshcunt
>>68843873
Fine. But I will call you what you are. A mug.
>
>>68843965
>Gayle
>Sachin opening
>Southee
>Boult
LOL
>>68843750
Based daniel
>>68844006
you forgot
>johnson
mcgrath, steyn and lee to replace
>>68844038
Johnson shouldnt be there but he isnt a fucking absurd pick like the others
>and lee
It's clearly a Test XI (Gilly @ 7) so Binga shouldnt be within a country of mile of it
>>68843750
>Daniel responding to the post within 20 minutes
hmmm
>>68843791
got 5 figures traded on betfair.
going to be begging cunts at train stations for gold coins if brexit happens.
>>68844049
lee is definitely the best 3rd option
what you gunna get a 3rd line and length medium pace, i dont think so
Post better bowlers than the "bowlers" Captain Cuck picked in his """World XI"""
hard mode: they have to be better swing bowlers than those two
ill start, pic related
Post your "favourite XI", /cric/
Not necessarily the 'best', but the one you would enjoy watching the most because it has players you really like in it (who are presumably also good). PS you fucking autists, that's the point of the Lord's lists.
1. Geoffrey Boycott
2. Mark Richardson
3. Kane Williamson
4. Brian Lara
5. Kumar Sangakkara
6. Ian Botham
7. Adam Gilchrist
8. Daniel Vettori
9. Tim Southee
10. Glenn McGrath
11. Chris Martin
Yet another swing bowler better than those in McCuck's XI
>>68844082
Wasim Akram you seething fucking casual. Curtley Ambrose, Courtney Walsh.... list goes on from that time frame
Lee was shit at Test cricket
>le spray the ball everywhere at 160kp/h man
>>68844093
Gayle
Warner
Sehwag
Ponting
Sangakkara
Kallis
Gilchrist
MJ
Lee
Warne
Akhtar
any other list for pure entertainment is wrong
>no Messi
>no Maldini
shit XI
>>68844093
David Warner
Virender Sehwag
Ricky Ponting
AB de Villiers
Damien Martyn
Michael Hussey
Adam Gilchrist (wk)
Mitchell Johnson
Mitchell Starc
Shane Warne
Dale Steyn
>>68844167
please consider our sport
>>68844174
Is this the "aggressive" XI?
>>68844192
but I already watch the Bundesliga
>>68844093
----------------Buffon
Lahm - Blanc - Desailly - Thuram
-----------------Sven Bender
----------Zidane------Ballack
-------------------Ben Arfa
---------Robben---------------Messi
>>68844202
Nope, that would be
Warner
Gayle
Ponting
Sehwag
de Villiers
Gilchrist (wk)
McCullum
Afridi
Johnson
Starc
Akhtar
>>68844144
You gotta have more meme players for "pure entertainment" though. Also I feel like putting some autistic historical figure like Boycs with someone like Gayle would be pure entertainment.
>>68844238
actually, it would be this
Gayle
Hayden
IVA Richards
Warner
Sehwag
Gilchrist (wk)
McCullum (c)
Afridi
Johnson
Lee
Akhtar
meme: the team
>>68844267
>ywn see Steyn, Johnson, Lee, and Akhtar bowl together in their prime.
Why even live?
wow so /bundes/ turns into /cric/ overnight? like a werecric?
>>68844369
its the perfect system. during the day we can talk and read about cricket and in the evening when the australians have gone to bed we can talk about the bundes and football
its a win-win situation for everybody
>>68844407
sounds okay i guess. as long as theres /bundes/ when i am around
>>68844444
quints of truth
>>68843802
There won't be any real football until late August.
>>68844725
Superligaen begins on July 15th
>>68844851
He said real football you utter cunt.
>>68844739
earns millions yet still eats disgusting stuff made for poor students and neets. thats dedication
Why doesn't /bundes/ have a twitter account?
>>68844895
Im liking that he had to go to /afl/ to post it because /cric/ RUNS /bundes/
>>68844878
woah, take a chill-pill bro
What do euros do when there's no povertyball on? Isn't watching only one sport kinda depressing?
>>68845076
there's always divegrass on
>>68844992
They're casuals tbẖ
>>68845076
We go outside and spend some wholesome time with our families and friends.
>>68844992
we have whatsapp group
>>68845182
>sharing your number with Germans
'no'
>>68845182
can you give me Denmarks number m8?
>>68844961
That's a 10/10 meal in Germany tBh.
>>68843741
incredible
Lads I need to ask you a serious question, can you answer seriously?
Go ahead Dan
>>68844444
Checked
>>68845330
depends
/afl/ has a spicy new meme lads
Listening to Mark Farina - I'm A House Gangster Live 2014 (256kbit).m4a right now. Feel when no tracklist
>"Oh hey Anon! Why don't you sit down with us and watch the game? Have a beer!"
>>68844739
Based Shinji living the NEET lifestyle.
>>68843750
>banging savages
Lewd, racist or both. Disgusting.
>>68845471
>drinking bottled beer when you can order from tap
>>68845471
Why are Bazis so hideous?
>>68845471
me in background, with the blue shirt and vest
>>68845711
>carpe diem
what did he mean by this?
>>68845380
>>68845396
>>68845438
What did she mean by this?
>>68845756
She is trying to change your way of life, ditch her.
>>68845756
do you talk about 4chan to people
why
>>68845737
intellectual yolo
>>68845756
She means you should quit 4chan and write a 2000 word prose about how mean AMS is to you.
>>68845797
he doesnt so much talk about 4chan just as post >our memes on his normanbook
who /arschwasser/ here?
>>68845833
KEK
tell us everything about him and post every funny pic you have
like we would read a wiki about him
Australian/German/Danish breaking news:
Århus Gymnastikforening have bought Mustafa Amini from Randers FC.
>>68845756
I always tried to be nice to you Daniel
HEEEEEEEY MAAAAAAN, slooww dooooown, slooowww dooooooooooowwwn
>>68845876
There's too much. The Daniellore is eternal.
>>68845756
kys daniel
>>68845787
>>68845797
>>68845799
>>68845936
>>68845944
No, seriously, what did she mean by this?
>>68845942
word
>>68845880
Sounds like a good German lad
>>68845975
tell the fat skank to fuck off
>>68845981
Mohammad Mustafa Castillo Amini, known as Mustafa Amini, (born 20 April 1993) is an Australian professional footballer who plays as a midfielder for Danish Superliga club AGF.
Born in Sydney, Amini played youth football with the Australian Institute of Sport before starting his professional career with Central Coast Mariners in the A-League. In 2011, Amini signed for Bundesliga club Borussia Dortmund. After playing only for their second team, he transferred in 2015 to Randers FC.
Amini has appeared numerous times for the Australian U-17, U-20 and U-23 teams. He took part in the 2011 FIFA U-20 World Cup.
>>68845975
kek, reddit unironically appreciates your posts.
She's right about the """cyber bullies""" and little shit cunts part though.
>>68845975
shag her nahmean
>>68846025
well this is awkward
>he is Afghan
good cricket lad then, so all is forgiven. he is just part of the /based migration/ bringing OUR sport to YOUR countries
>>68846041
when I posted his NZ tour of South Africa to reddit there wasnt much appreciation for it t bh
reminder that there's a /bundes/ subreddit
>>68846093
And yet there isn't a /bundes/ twitter. Makes you wonder doesn't it?
>>68846093
the last post was 6 months ago
>>68846104
Alright I just set one up:
@honigstein
>>68846104
Feel like a potential /bundes/ twitter would mainly be in German language and I wouldn't be able to understand all the memes and autism leaking out.
what is going on here?
>>68846104
twitter is soooooooooooo 2014
>>68846119
i know
lads /hoc/ is making fun of us again i think we need some BIG STRONG AUSSIES to sort those leafs out
>>68846125
How many of these do you have man seriously
>>68846163
many
>>68846197
>not covering the names
Reported for shameful behaviour Krazyboy
>>68846155
LADS!!!!!!!!!!
>>68846218
not krazykocksucker, but i will delet the post
I'm going to bed
Because someone will probably post it tomorrow anyway, here's the new song, a few hours early at that
https://youtu.be/pSx5BLaK10o
I might retire again tomorrow, this time for longer. I actually managed a whole 2 months away and it was pretty good. This year started brilliantly then nosedived hard. Oh well.
>>68846254
Good night m8
>>68846254
>then nosedived hard
what went wrong danny?
>>68846254
Fuck off daniel no one wants to listen to your shitty band
>>68846025
I remember hearing some people talking about how he had a falling out with some of the national team staff at youth level but maybe just rumours.
>>68845076
daddeln desu
>>68846254
Based.
It'll be good for you if you leave tbẖ
>>68846254
this isnt lofi enough
>Debut single from Auckland atmospheric progressive rock group The Dark Third.
>atmospheric progressive rock group
what did they mean by this?
>>68845756
>>68845975
what am i looking at here
lads i'm a famous grigeder in norway
AMA
>>68846254
Erewhon is a good novel.
>>68846322
>I can feel it coming
What did he mean by this?
>>68846337
>slugkush
>you arent fast enough to get away
[Delete this post]
>>68846348
Hello, Mohammad
How have you been doing these past 5 years during your ban? I heard you were getting in some fitness with a club in Oslo. And what did you mean by this?
http://www.espncricinfo.com/magazine/content/story/1027623.html
>She breathes her pure love
>Like the coming of a spring
>Her vision soothes me
>These gifts, just time will bring
>>68846396
Lads, I have literally no idea what he means by any of this desu
What's an erewhon anyway?
leaving now to visit my parents over the weekend. so pls don't post any new memes until monday. thank you
>>68846348
hows norweigian media reporting the ancelotti-odegaard news. the supposed future of norweigian soccer actually has no future. are you guys inpanic mode yet
also how does it feel knowing fucking iceland is the best soccer team in the nordic
>>68846440
well pajeet i can atleast say we have the same amount of world cups as india
>>68846487
why did you volunteer to do an ama again
>>68846501
because i wanted to post gondolas
>>68846524
Indeed a noble cause
>>68846440
any upcoming football superstars from Canada?
is it just me or are there more and more beautiful women these days?
At least they're not Denmark kek
>>68846601
there are.
after all plastic surgery is getting better and more affordable.
>>68846560
soccer doesnt exist here, it does in norway. not like you are much better than us anyways
>>68846601
it's just you that's beautiful
>>68846686
gee thx anon it's not like i asked you for a compliment baka
>>68846643
>Soccer doesn't exists here
Then why did i make hundreds of euros betting on fixed CSL matches you cretin?
>Canada's football league the most fixed in the world
at least your the best at something, snowmong.
>>68846714
pajeet doesn't know about soccer in canada he only follows the indian cricket team
>>68846702
whore
Why is Norway so based and Denmark such a cunt?
>>68846601
no there arent. they just wear lots of make up and dress differently
Why do people watch these animes with the little girls anyway? I mean, i had a brief period when i was watching anime for the over the top violence and absurd stories when i was 15 but dropped it once i lost my virginity a year later, but cute anime girls ? What the fuck is wrong with you ?
>>68846799
mhmhm personally i don't watch anime, but i like cute little anime girls as reaction pics
thats all
>>68846750
danes are over confident because they compensate for being not really known as manly
i dunno its strange i've net a dane that isn't overly boisterous
>tfw no seats available at the grünwalder stadion
;_;
;)
The lawn mower outside is so loud I don't hear the music I'm playing from the speakers
>>68846601
yeah thats true
>>68846799
escapism
>>68846643
a fucking leaf! LOL
>>68846804
Fair enough, that makes sense since they piss of half the board..I'm sure they are "people" itt watching this crap in its entirety, though.
Wow Can_nada got bullied the fuck out of this thread haha
>>68846805
Incoherent rambling from the mountain monkeys as usual.
>/cric/ thread becomes /bundes/ once the Australians and New Zealanders sleep
Pretty disgusting tbẖ
>>68846828
you're happy australia took your place in /bundes/?
>>68846971
Just like your skintone.
>>68846923
sorry what i was trying to say is your a bunch of poofs
>>68846923
i like you Danmark
>>68846971
/bundes/ runs /cric/
SCANDIMONG FIGHT!!!
>>68846971
>malaysia actually thinks this is /cric/ and not /bundes/
wew
>>68846998
>Ahmed talking shit again
>>68847014
>/bundes/ runs /cric/
kek
>>68847033
This IS a /cric/ thread
>>68847057
>>Ahmed talking shit again
I dare you to post a pic of your white skin, i'll do the same if you're not a feces colored gook.
>>68847010
I like you too :)
>lovey dovey /Bundes/
yuck
>>68847335
What is your response when you casually walk through town and those two alphas roll up next to you grinning like that, keeping pace?
>>68846828
Jeez, its like propaganda posters in WW2.
>>68846828
based
>>68847432
shut up cunt
Its draft day!
Today, CAS announced Galatasaray's one-year ban from UEFA competition is upheld (FFP breach). Gala misses out on Europa this coming season.
>>68847588
pls explain the draft system to me senpai
>>68845871
hello
happening in viernheim?
>>68848109
looks like it
>>68848109
This is what happens when you don't have a no singles policy
>>68848120
Anvils weren't allowed in the theaters either. Same goes for falcons. These guys had it coming.
PLEASE send help
>go to cinema
>get shot
and they wonder why people pirate
>>68848318
true. also fuck paying between 5 to 12 euro to see a movie you probably won't like
>>68848342
I'm happy that someone with a bag like that got shit, I hate those people
Do they already know if it was a turk or an arab?
>>68848120
is that not (bad) discrimination?
>>68848240
Have a cuppa tea.
>>68848359
That is a short police person.
what the fuck
am i reading this right? this fuckface shot 25 and managed to kill ZERO?
isis can't even do movie theater shootings right?
>>68848801
No, you're reading it wrong. Quelle surprise.
>no EC games today
>>68848688
it's a gril
>>68846311
for once I agree with France; you shouldn't make underground/indie music and then overproduce it like some godawful modern prog Mars Volta record
the special thing about this music should be that it is raw/real
>>68848269
>>68848254
>>68848284
>>68848300
>>68848316
>>68848342
>>68848359
The fuck?
Also imagine how hot it must be in that gear with this weather
probably snapped because of the hot weather. im pretty close aswell
>>68848359
>Neinhold's bot army taking over
>>68848359
>"Aren't you a little short for a stormtrooper?"
Good thing they got this goatfucker
>>68848971
>rain, rain, rain, rain, rain, rain, rain, overbearing heat
fuck this
Feel like watching a film featuring/starring Vincent Cassel.
>>68849050
why
>>68849074
Just a mood
>>68849050
Crimson Rivers
>>68849101
>it's a mathieu kassovitz movie that isn't la haine episode
>>68849145
Have you watched Rebellion and if so, is it any good?
>facing off against special forces with a gas pistol
kek
KEK
K E K
>>68849190
the movie itself is pretty poor and it's pretty biased compared to what really happnened
>>68848359
This midget policewoman with that gun look somewhat hot. I bet she is a monster in bed, it must be so great to ragefuck her
Lars Bak is in the Lotto-Soudal Tour de France squad just a few weeks after breaking six ribs during the final Giro d'Italia stage.
>>68849340
can't wait until july 2nd
>>68849464
Me neither
Question for Neinhold:
My battery has been at 5% for ages now.
It takes it like five seconds to go from 100% to 89%.
What explains this?
>>68849533
it's kaputt
no need to thank me
>>68849533
Stop using an iPad and buy a Surface.
Well the thing about 100 to 89 was an exaggeration of course. i'm pretty happy with its battery life.
It just went down to 4% after a long time at 5. Let's see what happens now.
>>68849650
You can use my 4chan app then, too.
>>68849533
get a new battery
>>68849735
That would certainly be a strong incentive
>>68849746
No I don't think so
3
2
2
>>68849533
https://android.stackexchange.com/questions/78429/battery-goes-down-from-100-to-like-80-75-so-fast
http://phandroid.com/2010/12/25/your-smartphones-battery-gauge-is-lying-to-you-and-its-not-such-a-bad-thing/
1
>>68849798
Calm down.
2
>>68849810
Alright thanks
>>68849847
You're the worst in the world at recognising posters
>>68849862
;_;
>>68849533
An old battery. Replace battery with a new one
>>68849890
It's alright, but I would never call someone an ape.
>>68849898
I will not
>>68849898
I don't think you can replace an ipad battery
>>68850054
you can, but they will come for you
~
>>68849763
What OS are you using on your main computer?
>>68850432
Is that at the cinema?
>>68850390
My main computer is my iPad. I have an old netbook that runs windows 10.
>>68850445
Almost
>>68850465
That is very interesting.
Did you know that Tablet sales are greatly decreasing every year? Smartphones are getting bigger and Laptops are getting smaller or turn into Convertibles. The Generation iPad may only span a few years after all.
>>68850555
Yes. I'm a big fan of tablets, or more specifically my tablet and not a big fan of smartphones getting bigger.
Will be very interesting to see the development of smaller laptops.
For me, the iPad has hit a perfect sweet spot for my personal needs.
