>Portugal will not face a single decent team until the finals
Worst Euro of all time
More like Croatia
>>68839995
they're gonna get thumped by croatia in their first match
>>68839995
Not their fault that a bunch of top seeds choked. The weird bracket was caused by lower level teams stepping up, and as usual that's a bad thing in the eyes of Europeans somehow. How do you retards want the bracket to be done? Just find the teams who qualified and ignore the results so the big teams who choked don't have to deal with the punishment of choking?
Sorry earning shit is a foreign concept to all of you.
Croatia has been playing the best football so far
This whole tournament is a mess.
A team with 1 win and 2 loses advances.
How is that fair?
Lol, butthurt.
>>68840378
nice 'sport' huh
>>68839995
Portugal is not a decent team, so it's alright
>Team A wins
>Team B has to endure a trip through the gulags, 5 attempted genocides, a terrorist attack resulting in the death of 3 of their players, GRENADES thrown onto the pitch causing multiple losses of limbs, eyesight, and hearing, and Russian airstrikes
>Team C defeats Team D, resulting in another Balkan War
>Teams E, F, and G are forced to withdraw from the tournament because more than half of their players defected from the country to join ISIS
>Team H wins against Team I
>Team I advances "because it would be unfair to leave somebody out"
>Teams J and K draw, automatically qualifying them for the semifinals
What the fuck kind of semen-slurping sport is this?
>>68840378
>How is that fair?
it would only be unfair if there were teams who had performed better who didn't advance.
>>68839995
*Croatia will not face a single decent team until the finals
>>68840775
(you)/10
>>68839995
Hello basic German that is butthurt because he will have problems getting to semi-finals and probably didn't watch any of Portugal's matches to still consider them a good team that deserves any god-tier teams to grace them in a match in finals.
Portugal will lose in 1/8 against Cro no doubt about it.
Implying Portugal will get a chance on goal against Croatia
>>68839995
portugal are going to lose to croatia and would lose to the other good team you didnt mention
I still don't get why portugal is considered a good team
>>68843700
Ronaldo will have many chances and fail to score all of them
Screencap this
>>68839995
>not believing in meme magic
Shame on you.
>>68839995
>spain is any good
>england is any good with woy
>france memes are any good
>>68840166
I mean, the US does it by rigging the NBA and in certain cases the NFL...
Yah I'm sure the portugese midfield will dominate ours and Ronaldo will clinically finish and not waste their chances.
>>68843712
>I still don't get why portugal is considered a good team
Notice the amount of attention those cancerous TSUUU threads get? Go figure.
>>68840453
Better than the "Sports" we call "Sports"
Pussy Rugby or Handegg and boringbatball.
>>68843712
Portugal is a bad team with 2 prima donnas.
>>68839995
>>Portugal will not face a single decent team until the finals
They'll get kicked out in the first match.
Did previous world cub have stadiums that could fit more men on average?
>>68839995
Even if they did somehow beat Croatia, Poland would be waiting for them.
>>68843800
Euro cup*
>>68839995
They won't get past Switzerland/Poland. And that's if they manage to beat Croatia.
Wales is the one who got a guaranteed Finals Ticket.
Just make the best out of it. We will have a meme tournament and one of the big guys.
And the winners face each other in the grand final to get the cup.
Portugal, Croatia and Poland are all decent. I guess one of these will reach the final and not Norn or Switzerland
And the other bracket... Italy vs Spain, Germany vs Spain, France vs England, France vs Germany... just enjoy some high quality matches
>>68843832
>England
>high quality
>>68843832
>writing ireland off just like that
>could barely beat northern ireland by 1 goal
>Match 1: Switzerland v Poland – Saturday 25 June, 15:00 (Saint-Etienne)
Guys, guys...
I'm nervous because we have good players and a good coach. Which is something that dosn't happen too often in Polish football.
>>68839995
an entire bracket vs bus parking small teams waiting for a fluke to score.
it will be like the group stage again, a forest of legs on the opponents defence.
i wish we were on the fun bracket.
>>68843832
>>68843855
yeah it's like they think any of those rigged tournaments from 1930-2010 were legitimate
>>68839995
Portugal hasn't been able to win any matches at the Euro so far. Do you really think they can get to the final?
>>68843872
They'll just win with penalties.
You are overrating Croatia because you have no clue about soccer. Portugal had 3 draws but their play was almost flawless and they're among the few favourites for the title.
>>68843869
>i wish we were on the fun bracket
well then maybe you should have won a fucking game, nuno
>>68839995
dude, they couldn't handle the shitshow that is Hungary, they gonna be slaughtered by our based croatian bros.
>>68843880
>you are overrated Croatia because you have no clue about soccer
>Serbian flag
At least use a fucking proxy, Dusan
Portugal is the underdog against Croatia
http://www.oddschecker.com/football/euro-2016/winner
>>68843878
>Penaldo
>scoring a penalty
>>68843901
I am realistic, they were celebrating a group win, mentality of a small nation and a team.
>>68843871
80 years of soccer history are worth nothing. I bet Switzerland would have been World champions in 1942 anyways in a grand final against Sweden.
>>68843855
Yeah my mistake. I bet Ireland will win the cup. Either them or Slovakia. You know, I just don't understand as much about soccer since winning against a team is bad, I guess. Nobody could beat Ireland in a fair match, that's totally right. They beat Italy after all
>>68843880
>>68843924
that was me, see you Saturday.
>>68843924
I was seriously considering putting $50 on Croatia as a relatively safe bet, and because of how bitter you are that your country isn't in the Euros, I'm placing it as we speak
Ez money
>>68843924
We won against the current euro champions with Dinamo players.
Why am I even talking to a Serb about this? What do you know about football?
>>68843933
>this butthurt
Thats more than Germany can do, Ireland beat Germany in the qualifiers too
>>68843892
What if, just what if, we aren't complete shit?
>>68843765
It can happen. On a good day...
>>68843801
>implying Poland is better this Euro than Croatia
xD Bruh, do you even watch Euro? We will be happy if we win against Switzerland.
>>68843980
Exactly. I know my national team well enough to know that this means we are clearly inferior to Ireland.
So sad to offer Slovakia a free ticket to the next round :(
>>68843765
It can happen. On a good day...
>>68843800
>>68843810
Nah, it's always 30/40 thousand on average. I believe it was even smaller here in Portugal.
>>68843832
Don't forget Belgium and Wales.
>>68843892
Brothers Hungarians, why oh why are you always that depressed? :(
>>68843872
On the other hand WE ARE UNDEFEATED BABY!
>>68843993
yeah and your hand will go into the potty
>>68839995
Top bracket power rankings:
Croatia
Poland
Hungary
Wales
Belgium
Swissland
Poortugal
Norn Ireland
i just want it to be a good match, I am pretty sure we can win.
>>68843924
>celebrating a group win
yeah B team defeated current European champions and got into the first place is no reason to celebrate or be happy whatsoever.
>mentality of a small nation
kek you celebrated the young national team for whatever the fuck they done like it was something relevant. Literally nobody gives a shit about that, it was embarrassing.
All that being said, yeah we will probably choke
I don't like it when people overhype us, something bad always happens
>>68839995
>bottom branch has 11 world cups and 9 eu cups between them
>top branch has zero of anything
lel
>>68844139
But even a bad Croatia is better than the Alberto barbosa meme team
>>68844139
desu, >you should have beaten Brazil in the WC, so the hype was justified
>>68844168
france barely beat 2 shit teams and tied switzerland, talk about meme team
>>68843855
We should have drawn Northern Ireland to end up in the ez bracket
Löw the fool didn't realize it
Should've told Neuer to throw the ball into his own goal in the 93th minute
>>68844150
unbelievable that the strength of the bottom bracket is backed by England
>>68840273
this, my guy knows it.
>>68840166
>earning shit
>draft system rewards failure
lol fuck off mate
>>68844215
it's staying home lad and theres nothing you can do about this
>t. ostie de calice
>>68843842
High quality choking and shitstorm on /sp/.
Can't dice the Ice.
I dont want to follow the euros anymore
>>68839995
Poland and Croatia are better than everyone on the other bracket outside of Italy, Germany and maybe Spain. I really don't understand where this outrage is coming from. Sure the bracket where Belgia and Wales are is a bit weakish but people sure like to wank on big name teams and not considering their actual form.
MF if, we were on the other side of the draw.
Looks so comfy lads
Angry
>>68844296
This, it's disgusting how people wank off to the big names even if they play flaccid football and choke to 2nd place in the group. Croatia beat Spain, Poland drew against Germany and you still don't rate them?
>>68839995
I think you mean Croatia, Hans.
Leave Germany to Us
>>68843765
It can happen. On a good day...
>>68840166
>caused by lower level teams stepping up
It was caused by defensive football being incentivised by this retarded format. Englel, for example, would probably be on the other side of the draw if Slovakia weren't perfectly happy with a 0-0.
>>68839995
>He thinks Portugal will beat Croatia
if we don't get rekt by croatia we will get rekt by bayol
>"portugal won't face a decent team until finals"
>immediately faces a tougher team than england
what did the OP mean by this?
>Poland and Croatia final tier game coming
>>68844706
https://youtu.be/eSGKaVh8WoQ
>implying you will get that far
>>68843765
It can happen. On a good day..
>>68844030
So are we, and we won a match too.
>Wales
>Not decent
I'm so ready for the goat to ruin Donaldo
Dubs confirm this result.
Italy really should have lost against Belgium, god damn...
always funny to see some retards complain about whats 'fair' or 'deserved' in football when the vast majority of the time you get exactly what you deserve.
>>68845093
I really don't want spain to win again
>implying Poortugal will advance
I thought the meme would end after this trainwreck of a groupstage but apparently no.
>>68843737
Ronaldo will be considered the best striker ever and you cant do literally anything about it
>>68845093
>spain and belgium
>>68845148
Some group winners are playing runners-up and others are playing 3rd-placed teams. Either some are getting it too easy or some are getting it to hard, but one of them is getting treated unfairly here.
>>68839995
France in charge of rigging, people
Well done Portugals, Reagen will win OFDL
>>68845093
dubs and based poland win the euros
>>68843855
You could barely scrape a win against Italy's Z team, I mean you're nice and all but no.
>>68845093
>Spain vs Belgium
Two teams I absolutely do not want to see win. Awesome.
>we
>getting to the finals
Ebin
>>68845148
Hungary's last 2 goals against us weren't undeserved nor unfair, they were just lucky as fuck. Imagine how many of our shots could've gone in had they been deflected by a defender. It's literally all it takes.
>>68845093
>Portugal losing to Poland
>Poland winning at all
nah
>>68845474
We haven't lost to you in 14 years.
It was 1 win for us and 2 draws.
>>68845498
I honestly think we would beat you now. And you probably think the same, you know you do.
>>68845529
We shall see my dear friend. First we got some winning to do before we can see how much opinions are worth during this Euro.
Why are Virgins so obsessed with Portugal?
>>68845463
you cant out-luck the huns m8. best not even try.
>>68840166
This is every tournament now. Surprises at major tournaments are common but the level of international football is getting more and more balanced. This trend became very noticeable after 2010.
>>68843765
it can happen. On a good day...
>>68843765
Don't even joke like that, Croatia. Bite your tongue.
>>68843924
Who's Serbia playing at the Euro again? Netherlands?
Jealous little chetnik. Don't make us perform Operation Thunder on you like we had planned and then extend it all the way to Zemun.
>>68839995
The winner of that half of the bracket will be Belgium or Croatia, dummy.
Portugal is shit, you can't advance on draws in the knockout stages
>>68839995
But all decent teams except Iceland and Ireland are in the top bracket, senpai.
>>68843801
TSU + 10 weren't even able to beat fucking Hungary, let alone one of the best teams of the tournament so far (Croatia).
And if by some far-fetched miracle\refball\Pepe murder we win, we'd just get knocked out by Poland or Switzerland.
Not to mention Belgium would want revenge after that pre-tournament friendly.
>implying we aren't a living meme
Oh well, at least the bongs will know that anger we felt when Icelnad managed to win 1-1 with 10 defenders.
>>68840775
Nice pasta
>>68845846
>implying we aren't a living meme
Ronaldo is, at least.
>>68840121
This.
Also, Perisic > Ronaldo.
>>68845813
you can
>penaldo
>>68845826
Underrated post
>>68845931
Meme magic will be on our side, remember Paraguay's Copa América run some years ago?
One team.
One player.
Ten scrubs.
Many memes.
Final destination: Saint-Denis (where Germany will properly 7-1 us).
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>>68839995
>>68843780
boringball = baseball.
no need to add "bat"
Croatia is actually decent though.
>>68844025
RIGHT? its time for us to be a little bit more positive, but i guess many of us dont want to be disappointed so they rather prepare for the worst; which is in my opinion is not the best thing to do. SUPPORT THE TEAM BABY
>>68839995
All according to keikaku.
>>68840575
Also this.
>>68843765
Modrić and Rakitić knows Ronaldo very well, don't panic.
>>68844061
>>68843892
>Our national team is giving us literal miracle matches
>Brilliant goals, undefeated, awesome atmosphere not just in the stadiums, but in the whole of Budapest
>We have every reason to cheer
>Still butthurt
This, ladies and gentlemen, is the real face of Hungary
>>68843924
>serbs in charge of football
LMAO
First thing,we celebrated we don't get Italy, and then Germany and than Who knows what, France... That's a thing to celebrate you moron. And second, what about your team? Didn't qualify last 10 housand world and european cups. NADALJE, our clubs are even better than yours. Dinamo > Partizan, Zvezda....Shut up please.
>wow Croatia are so GOAT
>Croatia will make the final they can win the euros!
>DAT MIDFIELD
>Portugal get drawn vs. them
>WHY DO PORTUGAL GET SUCH AN EASY DRAW????
You guys REALLY need to get gfs.
>>68839995
Fuck you
Who here cant wait for the inevitable iceland ireland derby?
>>68839995
>Modric, Bale, De Bruyne and Cristiano
>all in the same side of the bracket
>Giroud, Mustafi, De Gea, Kane and some italian in the other side of the bracket.
It's obvious which path to the final is the toughest, Helmut.
>>68843737
Oh he'll score alright, as long the team is losing.
>>68847211
c with caron reads as tch right?
>>68839995
and even though they still won't make it to the finals, that's the reason, the meme mojo of this Euro
>>68839995
Croatia will rek 'em
>>68849494
yes
>>68843855
>too much ass
>>68849832
what about caron on z? it's like g right?
>>68839995
I think we'll have better chances against Portugal than against Croats, if we win with Switzerland
>>68849920
not quite,can't be described with words
http://forvo.com/word/%C5%BE/
>>68849920
its like j in joga bonito, if im pronauncing it correctly
>>68849920
like J from João
>>68849920
>G
yes if you're french
g as in Giroud
>>68849976
>>68850037
>>68850066
>>68850067
cool, there's an eramus crotian girl in my course and her name starts with that z, good to know i've been pronouncing it correctly
>>68850118
>girl with a name that starts with Ž
Željka?
>>68850133
thats my sister fuck off
>>68850139
I don't know how your sister looks but I'll tell you one thing, if she's over 18 I'd fuck her. Just an fyi.
>>68839995
>Croatia
>then Poland
>then Belgium
I'd say Portugal has a tough road ahead. enough memes about "wow one side is so much easier than the other"
>>68839995
Croatia and Belgium are decent though
>>68850133
Živa
>>68839995
>If we'd scored against Slovakia we would have got to see England v Northern Ireland, then have the easiest route to the finals in history
Fucking Woy man
Belgium , Croatia (no offence your a good team) or Portugal will be in the final
>>68850197
>mercury
i doubt she's a croat too
>>68850156
im sure you would like to
>>68850197
What the fuck, never met anyone named that. That must be someone from Basnia with a passport.
Also, translated to english it mean "alive" or "mercury", in case you want to try and impress her and drop those panties.
>>68850220
woops i fucked up, she's slovenian
>>68850381
That makes more sense.
>>68850381
find out is she živa in bed too
>>68850408
she's cute but I have no interest my friend
>Beat Iceland who will park the bus and make the game close
>Then have to play the home team in the quaters
>Then in the Semis have either Spain or the current world champions
>Smash Wales again in the finals
No one will be able to deny England being the GOAT nation after this tourney
>>68839995
They're facing a more than decent opponent in the ro16, which will most likely be their last match in the Euro.
>Portugal
>easy games
wew
>>68839995
Croatia will beat Portugal, then get disqualified as their Ultras storm the pitch after the final whistle and break Ronaldos legs.
Win-win
>>68839995
ireland will face ireland in the finals for 3rd place.
Mark this post
>>68850536
no i wont
>>68850421
why not
r u gay?
>>68850569
she's too normal
>>68850592
oh noo that's the worst
>>68845631
Portuguese men have the biggest amout of testosterone in the world.
Everyone is a nerd compared to us
If you put a Portuguese Teenager in a room with a teenager from anyother country that other dude would leave the room and tell his friends that the portuguese is a "Douchebag", but in reality the other dude is a fkin scrawny nerd lookin ass.
You can even be 6'5feet and a the Portuguese dude be 5'6, you'll leave the room feeling like an introverted faggot compared to the pt one.
>>68843999
>>68844011
>>68844638
>>68844973
>>68845673
Is this a meme I'm not aware of?
>>68850620
>>68843765
If we play the Sporting CP midfield we can EASILY dominate yours since they know how to play toguether + Renato Sanches
RenatoSanches---AdrienSilva--JoãoMario
----------------------William Carvalho
>>68850647
It can be a meme. On a good day...
>>68850682
I wasn't a big fan of Sanches, but he's a very good option, he should be playing more.
And yeah, stick those 3 Sporting fags together.
>>68850647
It can be a meme. On a good day...
>>68839995
good. then they'll have the same fate as brazil.
>>68850682
>Renato
>18 y.o. nigger worth 35m €
is this guys supposed to be next cr7?
>>68840273
I'm with this rare here, croats have been tearing shit up
>Nani being the only player who can score when Ronaldo is too busy choking on dick
It's going to be ugly
>>68850682
this is actually the possible best midfield we can use.
>both sporting and benfica faggots happy
>Fernando santos still gets his side money from Jorge Mendes for fielding Sanches
But since Mendes is trying to sell André Gomes and Moutinho I expect them tired shitty hoes to play on the XI
>>68850797
just get some random nigger from the bench and he'll score penalties instead of penaldo.
>>68850647
It can be a meme. On a good day...
>>68850771
BTFO in the semi finals or knocked out with an illegal goal?
Which one are you talking about?
>>68850682
>FS in charge
>Moutinho on the bench
He'll play in his wheelchair if he needs to.
>>68840166
le revenue sharing man
le salary cap man
le draft system man
american sports are socialist
>>68850898
>based entirely on performance
>socialist
You're right, do the not socialist thing and ignore results to make the bracket more fair for the under-performing.
>>68850880
>accidentally reach the finals because Dream Lot
>get blitzkrieged before they could say heil hitler
>>68850421
>not wanting to bed a slovenka
m9, you would be in a ride of a lifetime
>>68850784
Was sceptical too, but he really shows good things , even during the high pressure time that he got subbed on during the last game
>>68850840
Hey don't shit talk Santos
>>68843924
any team celebrates a group win. except for maybe italy
Don't worry about this disappointing shitfest. Champions League first qualifying round next week!!!
GET FUCKING HYPE CUNTS.
Flora v Lincoln Red Imps
Valletta v B36
FC Santa Coloma v Alashkert
The New Saints v Tre Penne
Who do you fancy ladas?
>>68850208
Croatia will get shit rekt up. Whichever team from the tough guy bracket qualifies will be too tired in the final to contest croat supremacy,
>>68843859
Our strikers need to use their chances friend. Otherwise, we're done on Saturday.
>everyone saying Croatia will rape Portugal
lel, I remember when everyone said Croatia would rape Mexico
and look what happened
>>68851188
I hope B36 wins. I really want to see a Faroe Islands or Iceland team in the Champions League.
>>68851552
Could Chile beat Croatia?
>>68851643
Both of their midfields would be even but Chile would press Croatia to death
>>68851552
This.
Croatia is a world champion in choking.
>>68851357
Thank you for believeing in us Funland.
>>68843773
Yea, Portugal is a shit team, that would have lost to the US.
>>68845093
If that's your average anglo knowledge of football, no wonder why your coach makes such poor choices.
>>68851188
Flora Tallinn
Valletta
Alashkert
TNS
>>68851552
Ireland will beat France. France is shit this year. We'll beat England because England always get knocked out of tourneys in the most embarrassing way possible and against Ireland will be keks galore. We have a decent record against Germany & Italy, hope to god we don't meet Spain in the semis.
Then it'll be the final... #Irelandbowl
>>68850740
>I wasn't a big fan of Sanches
the wonders of seeing him play without the eagle on his chest
>>68850647
I accidentally replied twixe and everyone followed suit. This board is the most retarded board I have ever been too. People think repetitive jokes are funny but they aren't. Bunch of 10 year olds should kill themselves and avoid spreading their autism.
>>68854346
Repetitive jokes can be funny. On a good day...
>>68850620
This is true to be honest. But it applies to all of Southern Europe.
>>68839995
this is Wales year
>>68845093
Trips confirm england win
>>68839995
I'm going to be working when these games are played.
Where do you guys watch this or listen to this?
>>68851552
I remember someone on the croatian team (I think the coach) was chatting shit before the match too
>>68854669
Yes, it was the manager Niko Kovač. Thank fuck that idiot got sacked.
>>68844025
We got some salty leftwing libtard cunts who lost one of their main topic (spending shit ton of 'wasted' money on football) aigainst Orbán, that's all
>>68843880
>but their play was almost flawless
Nigga did you even watch their games?
>Penaldo with 16 shots off target in the first 2 games and no goal
>Team shits the bed against the "mighty" Hungary and concedes three goals
Guarantee Croatia win 2-0. Screencap it
>>68844598
Lol you couldn't beat our B team and you want Germany? Crazy boy
>>68855065
And what if the opposite happens Mahmoud
>>68855152
Wouldn't really give a shit either way, not a Croatian fan. The point I was making was that the idea that Portugal have been playing "flawless football" is a complete joke
>>68843892
>win group against Portugal and Iceland that turned out to be a pretty great team
>still shit on your team
Hungary please
