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>gibs me fiver edition
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Real Salt Lake 2.28, dont forget. No
1/10 - flutter
2/10 - tiny
3/10 - small
4/10 - smedium
5/10 - medium
6/10 - marge
7/10 - large
8/10 - sparge
9/10 - special
10/10 - bankroll
>>68835391
Learn to use Kelly you dimwit.
>>68835223
>having autism
What's wrong with assuming that '10/10' is a large and staking accordingly
Also, TEZzible OP
>>68835406
Have sex.
>>68835415
because large isnt the absolute maximum which you could possibly bet like a 10/10 should be.
Can someone update me on the latest /bet/ memes.
>>68835458
fuck off prick
>>68835391
>ever betting your bankroll
>>68835458
Piss off Nestle
>>68835537
really no one is able to bet their bankroll when it is a decent size, bankroll it just means get as much as possible on i suppose
Just put a 10/10 special on real salt lake, you guys better be right about this or I won't be able to eat for a week
>>68835657
same la
not looking great atm the yanks are just hitting the ball from one keeper to the opposite one and the balls going for a throw in every 2 minutes
>>68835691
Sounds like one of the better MLS games then pmsl
is it worth betting my wifes son and his college fund on Remain winning @ 1.25
>>68835657
>>68835691
Count me in familias
>>68835740
No.
>US so proud of being a republic
>'Royal' Salt Lake
We'll take you back bby
>>68835758
why? all the polls and pundits are saying Remain wins
Literally selling my house, car, and kidney to lay trump. Literally 0% chance of it happening
FUCK SAKE YANK
REAL SALT LAKE BETTER FUCKING SCORE
Fucking Fraud
Oh shit
DAC
Requesting all american to be banned off /bet/
Euan you can make this happen.
>americans
Fuck off
KEK
They rest their entire first team and A FUCKING SHEEP scores
>>68835783
/bet/ magic doesn't work on elections m8
>>68835769
>"real" translates to "royal"
>got tricked by a yank with "information" and a screenshot that fooled many of us
may as well cash out for 33% of it now
>>68835780
where are you seeing this? every recent poll i have seen says leave is ahead
WEW LADS
>>68835520
>>68835542
So rude.
Two key RBNY players already booked. One meme corner goal means nothing. Better odds.
FOR FUCK SAKE
WHY DID I TRUST AN AMERICAN TIP
>>68835883
But it does
>Maple posting a self-drawn picture of a transvestite lapdancer
Some things never change
>they fell for the salt lake meme
>>68835982
*for fuck's sake
Probably because you're dumb
Rebacked RSL DC. 1.95
>>68835906
are you incapable of googling?
http://www.economist.com/blogs/graphicdetail/2016/06/britain-s-eu-referendum
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/eu-referendum-poll-final-brexit-comres-yougov-opinium-tns-survey-remain-leave-live-result-a7096316.html
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/06/22/eu-referendum-final-day-live/
https://ig.ft.com/sites/brexit-polling/
http://www.bloomberg.com/graphics/2016-brexit-watch/
http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/remain-wins-back-lead-brexit-8262458
its unanimous. Remain is ahead. But for me having read those it's too close for a SPECIAL
ITT: Salt
>>68835391
>>68835537
>ever betting more than 1/10 of your BR
just did some extensive research. real salt lake +.05 is THE bet.
NOT happy about this MLS game. Headed to the store for some floss and vinegar.
>>68836169
>orchestrate the most obvious false flag in the history of politics
>retards gobble it up and vote remain because feelz > realz
I'm pretty close to just packing up and moving to somewhere in Africa or South America desu lads.
>>68836420
PLEASE have sex
My model has Chicago red stars under 2.5 as good value.
the absolute state of this lad
>>68836246
on small banks for people just starting it's ok
that's the only way I could go from 100 euro to 400 in two weeks
In tears
Are these real salt lake cunts gonna score two goals and win?
> +7 minutes
The fuck?
>>68837443
>>68837353
Salt player had his chin tested and failed to pass which result in possible fractures.(he was stretched off for a broken jaw)
I'd love to test your chin after this tip m8
>tfw i actually put money on over 4.5 in the Chicago game
major props to the anon that posted it
CANNOT believe i missed hass' grindr posting though
>>68835277
>gibs me fiver
NEED this Canadian to get back to me
>>68838071
>juveguy betting on a result doesn't automatically stop it from happening
well there goes my theory
>>68838398
pushed my roll into double digits. shaking desu
>>68838496
nice to hear you're in the tens of pennies now, those fivers are doing you well
How long does it take for bets to be marked as won or loss? I out a lot of over bets for the Chicago game but they're not showing as won.
Trying to find another MLS beauty, but the next one with lots of goals won't be for 2 weeks. Made fucking bank in the Chicago game though, might actually be up after all the bullshit Euro losses.
>>68838688
Didn't get on Chicago game sm.h how much did you win?
>>68839044
£2400 in profit, waiting for it to update on TT so I go from -200 to something positive
>>68839120
You think Chicago's next game will have odds like that haha
>>68839184
Dunno yet, looking at the MLS games now trying to find one. Seattle game looked good, but they only lost 2-0 to NYC who lost 7-0 to NYC
SALT LAKE CITY
AMERICANS SO SHREWD
Sorry for doubting the yank, good tip
Sorry about the scare guys, but RSL is a second half team. I don't know if anyone watching the match was watching the NY feed, but RSL scores their most goals during 60-75 minute and that's exactly what happened with the equalizer. They were on the front foot all 2nd half and deserved winners.
>>68839915
Good tip senpai. You had me going for a moment there.
Down spastic
wtb
Before I go to bed just to show it's not BS or anything, cause it's still pending.
I've gone from needing 2000 like air for bills to this in just two days. #blessed
Tennis for tomorrow: Johnson +180 (2.80) over Anderson. Baghdatis -3.5 games -120 (1.83) over Cuevas. Night guys
Don't need sleep need a bet
>>68841123
How much you have now
>>68841123
All in on remain senpai
>>68841199
Good lad need some of your luck
>>68841207
£10.50 + £2 on FlatAnon's tip
Aiming to hit £20 by the end of the next couple of days, £50 in a week
>flatanon price hasnt been cunted in
>no writeup
Sweating
R A R E
A
R
E
>>68842594
Whelp. England is remain now I guess.
GOOOOD MORNING /BET/NAM
Who else is upset the bet365 footy in play bet bonanza is over? Literally free money
>>68842982
itll be back for the cricket. the cricket one was a success which is probably why they thought itd work for footy. they were wrong
>>68842982
They may bring it out for the last month or two of the season before finals. Hopefully.
Got a risky one on the Chinese League One for you chucklefucks.
{Meizhou Hakka} vs Tianjin Songjiang @ 4.50
Normal mid-season, mid-table clash. Except Meizhou Hakka has won almost all their points at home this season, whilst Tianjin recently have struggled away. Meizhou probably won't win but I definitely reckon it's a mismatch.
>>68842982
need this back like air
cunted most of my role betting while coked and liquored up (NOT RECOMMENDED).
>>68843091
Please don't call me a chucklefuck
>>68843433
pmsl
>>68843433
That tip obviously wasn't for you then you numpty
>we couldn't bet on the Slovenia U15 vs Serbs U15 cricket game
bookies letting us down
>>68843770
it was on fonbet lid.
tears if you missed it pmsl.
>>68843799
post slips
>>68843770
>Slovenia U15 vs Serbs U15 cricket
W..what.
>>68843809
was a joke kiddo.
>>68843770
>>68843799
>>68843809
>>68843833
kek, rused by double dubs
B T F O
T
F
O
>he doesn't know the "post slips" meme
pmsl
wtb?
>>68843870
can't stop backing Croatia to qualify over Portugal.
won't stop backing Croatia to qualify over Portugal.
Morning lads. Already called the care home and getting ready to beg my senile, bedridden grandma for some fivers when I visit her. Still uncertain whether I should go before lunch or after. NEED this money.
>>68843937
Go before, people take bigger risks hungry
>>68843870
Nothing. Betting is bad.
>>68843944
yeah but after lunch people are sleepy and inhibitions are down.
>>68842106
there was a write up in the last thread
>>68844165
Cheers lid.
Reposting it here.
flatanon !!PgkaX82fbEf 06/22/16(Wed)Newmarket 5.20
Rural Celebration
15/2 e/w
It's forecast to rain in Newmarket tomorrow and not a lot of these have form on slow ground. RC was withdrawn at Thirsk last week due to the quick going and although he has run respectably on a decent surface, slower going is definitely preferable.
Ran well last time at York and his record in Class 4 turf handicaps is 111. Has dropped 6lbs to a mark of 81 this season, 3lbs below LWM of 84.
James Doyle is a notable booking for O'Meara. 3/12 for him in the past 2 years and a healthy profit to level stakes although Amazing Maria at 25/1 is responsible for most of that.
He's well drawn to track the pace, and stall 3 is a profitable one under these conditions.
The favourite is a worthy one and although RC has been a bit below par so far this year and could find a couple too good, conditions are in his favour so 15/2 looks a decent e/w bet.
It's shortened to 6.5
seppi
dutra silva
roger-vasselin
dodig/melo double
take a pic lads
I've successfully changed the main sport of this general from football to tennis. Wimbledon will be better than the world cup.
>>68844405
Wouldn't mind if tennis games wouldn't usually last so long.
>>68844405
Any tips for today lid?
>>68844405
i like that there's 2 options in H2H and no getting acca's cucked by draws, but worse prices due to 2 instead of 3 options
>>68844415
bet on single games like a madman
>>68844426
Posted on TT. Nothing stand out today really except Steve Johnson which I've taken a punt on.
>>68844517
tt?
>>68844586
http://www.tennistips.com/
>>68844586
Tipster tube m8. Today I've gone for Johnson, Seppi, Muller and Dodig/Melo
Guys, there's no way to deposit on Skrill without having to pay fees?
Also unrelated, but I have an appointment with my bank today, so I want to ask this before I go: How important is a credit card to you, as in how often do you use it, how much do you actually need it, what can't you do without it? If I only need a CC to deposit every now and then, can I just get&use a prepaid CC instead?
>>68844613
Which one is yours?
365 closed betting on pound/dollar/euro
>>68844716
https://tipstertube.com/profile/tennistipster
whats the deal with all those retard tips on tipstertube
>>68844802
Which ones
>>68844808
>>68844819
Tips like that are all for the competition, but that guy is an idiot, because only the first tip will count towards the comp.
>>68844728
I kinda think I should have also invested in pounds once I put money on remain..
>>68844819
People tryna get a lucky tip for the euros competition.
>>68844829
It's not the same game, they'll all count
thinking
Seppi and Muller double
is it good
>>68844869
wtf, I'm not sure why I was convinced they were all for the same game. v disturbing. I'll blame my caffeine withdrawal, still having my first cup of coffee.
>>68844894
chucklefuck
>>68844902
Please don't call him a chucklefuck.
>>68844890
Muller is a bit risky. Dolgopolov is a good player and can be dangerous when he's on it. He's rarely on it. Plus Mullers serve should get us through.
>go to bed thinking i'm DAC on some shite american tip on RSL.
>wake up UAC
Should never have doubted you
>>68844913
what would be a safer double?
>>68844978
Seppi Melo/Dodig and Radwanska. Fratangelo if you wanna big up the odds.
>>68844977
What was the tip? Couldn't win a bet for the life of me, ended up smacking Macara. Today I saw they only won, because they got a penalty. w/e, a win is a win.
>>68845011
6/1 on over 4.5 Goals in a Chicago game
>>68845048
Ohhh, yeah, that must've been it. Euan kinda talked me out of it.
>>68845058
Listening to a man who can not win to save his life.
>>68845011
Real salt lake- ny red bulls.
>>68845075
I see
>>68844993
>Dodig and Radwanska
dont you mean dodig / melo?
puig in 3 2bh
>>68845085
if you want a winning tip, back ireland for the HT result against South africa
Hope everyone is voting to stay IN this glorious union
>>68845161
Always do the opposite of what juveguy says.
makarova 2
based
I backed turnout over 70% after doing a little research and Hass's posts last night.
Drifted into 1.57 now. Hass so shrewd
>over 70%
>everyone's at glastonbury & too lazy to vote
>>68845286
Same la only small though
>>68845286
>>68845331
same
good bet @ 1.85 when I got it
GILLES MOTHER FUCKING MULLER
im irish but the flag shows up as Britain? are they invading?
is remain % o54.5 free money?
Are there any sites which show odds history for a certain event?
>>68845512
Yes, what event do you have in mind?
>Rural celebration down to 6.5
SHAKING
>>68845534
Obviously brexit at the moment, but for things like euro winner and pl winner. Would be nice to see Leicesters odds progression from last season
>>68835277
Loving these 9000 minutes in MSPaint OPs desu. Keep it up pal
>>68835840
It would have happened long ago if I was able to.
>>68845512
Betfair and oddsportal you utter chucklefuck
>>68845286
been chucking it down though pal
Is chucklefuck the new meme insullt?
#IN
On way out a man asked how I'd voted. "Doesn't matter to me pal, I bet on football games. They'll happen regardless. I just came for a look"
>500 on turnout being over 60%
>Not voting
Am I the architect of my own downfall
Remain percentage has also drifted. Thanks /bet/
>>68845716
I saw Dizzee perform BIDC last month in NYC, it was spectacular hearing all of those old tunes. Not that his pop shite isn't decent as well, mind you.
>>68845924
55 to 60 which is what it will be has shortened
Based puig
MULLER.
Really missed a trick not tipping Goffin to win. Remember seeing him @4.5
Djokovic never plays seriously in these things and likely to play for the crowd or let Goffin win out of sympathy.
>>68845926
It's a brilliant album
>>68845924
>>68845985
When was this tipped? Worth taking now?
Currently listening to
https://youtu.be/s4umTI82g8A
If you didnt put a couple of grand on remain @1.5 just stop gambling, this isnt for you.
based makarova
Good tennis tips, Canada
>>68846327
Keep this up. Did you tip this before the matches?
I can only tip mens matches and Serena handicaps. Women's tennis is a confusing and unpredictable place but I'm sure value can be found.
>>68846449
yeah well it was like 1-1 in the 1st set >>68845238 and >>68845103
what do you have on euros round of 16?
me
>England Iceland
x at 3.80
>Italy Spain
1 at 4.30
>Hungary Belgium
2 at 1.64
>Germany Slovakia
1 at 1.43
>France Ireland
1 at 1.45
>Croatia Portugal
1 at 2.65
>Wales Norther Ireland
1 at 2.00
>Switzerland Poland
x at 2.95
>>68846514
>Not having England win
This is why we vote out
>>68846514
Seems about right.
I would put Wales and NI at draw as well.
And Hungary on handicap vs Belgium.
>>68846514
>England draw
delete this
>>68846556
>>68846533
Yeah. England will win this round.
Buy this one next round
>England to draw and lose in the resulting penalty shootout
>>68846533
>>68846556
>implying your ethnically tainted team can score on the surprisingly good icelandig pure blood vikings
I know Iceland won't win the euros, I hope it goes to the most ethnically homogenous team
>>68846514
Not going for an England -4 handi. Get outta here chump.
>>68846593
>coming from a Swede
pmsl
so the Isner game was abandoned with him losing. will this just be void? can't find any info on twitter
PMSL grandma gave me 50 bucks and a bunch of French pastry
IN votes at 1.14
Feel so so good I stuck a Wonga loan on when it was at 1.69 pre-labour shooting.
up 200 from blackjack
martingaling it, and always hitting blackjack on high stakes.
already bought the adidas nmd r1 :D
>>68846976
what's your method
don't know the first thing about blackjack though
>>68846976
>martingaling it
You'll lose it eventually.
>>68846995
Don't need to know anything about Blackjack, you just follow tables to make the most profitable decisions. Anyway, unless you are lucky, you can not make profit playing it.
>Lateysha into 5 and now FAVOURITE on the exchange
So green, just so so green
>>68847000
nice meme. blackjack is not always paying 2:1
when i hit blackjack i got 3:2
i play smart. and cound cards.
>>68846995
learn basic strategy and card counting first.
also, blackjack is the game with the least house edge on the planet. it is worth your time
>>68847061
Even if you're counting cards your "edge" (you probably still don't have an edge) is tiny and will depend on the number of decks, # of players at the table, what they do with dead cards, etc. e.g. in many casinos they now use shoes that mix them right back into the deck. I'm not saying you can't make money playing Blackjack, but when you do, it's because you're getting lucky, simple as that.
Reminder not to give blackjack frog the nibs he wants
>>68847123
i can say the same thing about winning in sport betting. that it is well priced with higher edge than blackjack.
>>68847157
i'm sure you're down sums on sport betting. if you're here long enough.
>>68847186
For big leagues like Serie A, you are correct.
>>68847227
what makes you think that the bookies are retarded when it comes to lower divisions ?
>>68847081
>Mfw I counted cards and got banned from my own country's casino which I paid to get it
>It wasn't even advanced counting
Fucking piece of shit
>>68847258
3 years of experience
>>68847272
How do you bet in Singapore? Is it something everyone still does even though it is illegal?
MLB Diamondbacks at -1 is EASY MONEY
Enhanced - Stay Percentage:
50.01 - 55.0 Percent @2.87
>>68847289
if you're up in 3 years, you'll be down in 6 years.
that's just how it works. too much edge for anyone to make a living out of it.
SINGAPURE SURREAL
EVERY GAME IS FIXED INDEED
>>68847289
also you are implying that the bookies that offer lower division bets, saw the stats of them losing money but they are happy to continue losing that's why they still offer that kind of market.
>>68847289
There are legal casinos in Singapore.
They just make you pay 100 dollars to enter.
They kicked me and my friends out and refunded us. I only made 300?
>>68847323
S-league?
Yeah it is fixed as fuck.
>>68847319
Ok pal. I'm actually surprised someone with an IQ like yours can even remember order in McDonald's
>>68847345
They make money from mugs, they lose money to people who know how to profit. That is why they limit people who make money.
>>68847350
I meant sports betting, sorry. How accessible is it to the normal person? eg, in the UK, there is shops on every high street and everyone can sign up online to bookies
>>68847359
The odds are never obvious like other fixes. How do you know the fixes?
>>68847359
They were just two 'probable' HT/FT fixes a minute ago m8
>>68847319
Then why do they limit accounts to pennies if they'll get it all back eventually?
>>68847373
Welcome to Singapore
You think it was a coincidence that one of the biggest fixer is from Singapore?
>>68847370
>They make money from mugs
but mugs don't bet heavy on lower divisions do they ?
it is "professional punters" who are giving them money.
>Real Salt Lake actually won
BASED
>>68847370
It is not legal. Which I why I refrain from posting slips or shit.
>>68847373
Was just one, my bad (Hougang-Warriors), nevertheless loved the late goals in the other game.
>>68847389
some people have inside info, bookies limit to protect themselves from those.
>>68847416
>welcome to singapure
We've been knowing about this on /bet/ for quite some time now m9, late goals Ht/FT and guaranteed fhgs left and right.
>>68847451
I don't have inside info, why am I limited?
>>68847423
All you have to do is search "lower division" game on twitter to see people "tipping" rball bets and FH overs. Addicts will bet on anything you offer.
>>68847434
yeah, I know. I'm asking how you do it. Do you have to know someone and get invited to a black market site or what? I know gambling is massive in Asia but I was just wondering how it worked since it is illegal
>>68847451
please stop posting, McClueless
CAN NOT STOP WINNING
>>68847466
lucky streak with a YIELD of an insider probably.
>>68847427
based
>>68847469
>Do you have to know someone and get invited to a black market site or what
Yes.
>>68847460
It is nice that people know my country for something I guess.
>>68847480
I've been on a lucky streak for 8 years?
>>68847476
Who?
>>68847469
>people "tipping" rball bets and FH overs. Addicts will bet on anything you offer.
like you and your clueless mugs who give you money XD
>>68847518
Tennis tipster
>>68847497
Man if I had 8 years to get gud at something, I would do options or stocks. I plan to do that something in the future. Reading up right now. Wage slave life sucks.
>>68847497
if you've been winning for 8 years you wouldn't be on a vietnamese rice paper drawings board.
>>68847469
Oh. I would like to point out that there is a legal betting site called Singapore Pools. They don't have any "edge" so to speak since they do very little investing in that area, like they offer -/+ 1.5 for 99% of the games on offer. They make cash by offering absolutely fucking retarded odds. Like a good 20% lower than market rate. No one but retards buy from that.
I would like to include that I do buy all my bets legally from Singapore pools incase anyone from Singapore is reading this post.
>>68847550
that would depend on how much I'd won which is only just over 6 figures all together, it's hardly a retirement fund.
So so so large on over 54.5 %
>>68847550
It's obviously possible to get on a bet where the line is wrong (if you have bookmaker accounts) or the price is 30% off for numerous reasons. If you have edge with every bet you win
Is Euan still gonna be paid next month?
>>68847623
Depends on your definition.
Yes you will still have to pay to follow his service.
No he will not be getting paid because all his followers have now lost their bankrolls from his tips.
>>68847656
legit?
>>68847656
but a few days ago he said he was gonna leave TT
but Euan is Euan and his mood swings are wild, so he has probably changed his mind now
>>68847585
Obviously you dont use illegal betting sites but if you did, what would you use? The same ones as me like SBObet and Maxbet (IBC), Singbet etc?
>>68847656
>>68847665
:^)
>>68847608
remain?
>Didn't get on Bromma o4.5 @1.8
Fuck it, I'm becoming a tennis connoisseur now
>>68847693
Yeah, think it's gonna shit in lad
>>68847681
Today is your 9th day of being paid.
>>68847681
Is this supposed to be a good record?
>>68847729
50.01 - 55.0 Percent 2.75
55.01 - 60.0 Percent 2.37
one of them has to win so it's worth backing both desu, cannot lose
>>68847427
>>68847488
oh it makes me feel good seeing these posts.
UAC on feeling loved and useful
>>68847744
Ok, this will have to do.
>>68847757
No. Just showing I'm not down insane.
>>68847787
What about 60+?
>>68847808
I don't think it'll be that high
>>68847787
Put a tenner on each
>>68847805
Euan, are you still planning on leaving TT or what?
>>68847843
I'm beginning to enjoy this gimmick a bit more
>>68847847
Yes. Cba. Too much hassle
>>68847858
Why? You mean being paid or you just dont like using TT in general?
