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How fucked are they?
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>>68834292
We'll lose by a late goal. The meme magic is just too strong. pls pray for us.
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>>68834142
Not as fucked as us
:'(
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>>68834292
Completely
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>>68834292
Everyone is expecting the typical England Banana peel moment so we're going in as underdogs.


Realistically we should win comfortably but this is england and losing to a team that has a smaller population than most of our cities is the most england thing england can do.
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>>68834604

but you've beaten the likes of mighty montenegro in the qualifiers, why can't you beat iceland?
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>>68834604
English National Pride should hit peek low tomorrow after the Devolved country votes keep you in the EU
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They're going to get meme'd.
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>>68834690
but Iceland beat Netherlands twice in the meantime
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Iceland will beat England.
Northern Ireland with beat Wales.
Ireland with beat France.
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>>68834826
Sometimes memes go too far.
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>>68834769
why would you name your country after a supermarket specialising in frozen produce?
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>>68834826
Slovakia beat Germany
Hungary beat Belgium
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We can do it. You've just got to believe.
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>>68834690
And we beat Germany and Portugal in this year alone.

We're just major chokers in tournaments. We can beat any team in the world in a friendly or qualification match but when it's in a tournament setting we just turn to shit. This is actually the first tournament in a long time where England is actually playing incredibly well and we're still choking... it's astounding how good at choking we are.
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If Woy will let the Lions loose, you'll win easily.
If he keeps fucking with the lineup, IceBros will sneak past.
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>>68834891
Where's your mum?
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>>68839800
Bants glad to be beaten by your proud nation of whites, mate.
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>>68839924
Meme us to the final, anglobro. We'll give you surplus cod
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The only team that pose a threat to England are Italy and Spain. Spain can be beaten by using a bit of muscle and running at their defense. The Italians will be hard but the same as the Spanish they will panic if we run at them. The Germany look too mechanical as always
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>>68840110
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>>68840223
No, it was a militarized dispute, not a war. It got meme'd into a war because of one journo.

Also, fun fact, those 'wars' contributed to thousands of people starving in the UK as it crumpled our already dead economy in the 70's.

Another fun fact, Iceland only 'won' because the EU wanted them to be economically stronger, so they just screwed UK so they could be. It still happens today. Meme Eastern European countries get millions and super laws and deals and shit. UK and co have to pay for it.
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>>68834799
and we beat england recently....
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>>68834985
That's because England NT plays in these tournaments like it's just a regular super sunday.
You have to stop doing that shit. I love the premier league, but the day England stops being like Arsenal, if you know what i mean, it's the day you will start reaching late stages in the knock outs and maybe even wining cups.
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>>68834292
Looking at their track record, from Lindisfarne to the cod wars, they are proper fucked.
>Iceland will score somehow and then park the longboat
>English players will get slaughtered by the dozen for the glory of Odin
>their dressing room will get raided
>their trophy wifes will get raped and sold into slavery to work inna pub in Akureyri
>and everybody lived happily afterwards
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>>68842587
We'll do those heathen bastards in m8.
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>>68842742
>and all the will hear is the thousandfold clanging of sharp swords against round shields
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hZIoK8_kmHo
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>>68834985
>we beat Germany
It was a draw, Gomez' goal was wrongfully called offside.
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>>68842587

But Wóden etc were worshipped in England too
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I was looking forward to that penalty-shootout, but I guess we've been out-memed
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