>Just over 300,000 people
>Ranks as one of the happiest countries in the world
>Ranks as one of the safest countries in the world
>Proud Viking heritage
>Great music which has launched an incredible number of artists for a country so small
>Land of beautiful landscapes and natural scenery
>Beautiful language
>Made it to the next round despite being the smallest country in the tournament
So /sp/ why haven't you moved to Niceland yet?
>Beautiful Language
no
They don't want a dago wop from New Jersey to defile their strong, blonde daughters. I'd feel like a nigger, and that's just a disgusting to swallow for me.
>>68832907
Haltu kjafti negri
>proud viking heritage
vikings fucking sucked
Iceland is still based tho
>>68832956
> Vikings fucking sucked, Samurais were kangz and had katanas with blades folded over three thousand times
We should invade iceland while they''re all in france
>there's also 50,000 Poles in there
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3tg6WrnY3dA
>>68833354
Wow, that means that if every average Icelandic home has 3 people, then there is nearly one household Pole to ensure pearly white toilets even after eating a round of hakarl. Truly a blessed country.
>You will never be from a tiny, underdog nation that the whole entire world roots for while upsetting bigger and more talented countries
I like being American, but sometimes I wish I knew this underdog feel.
>>68833013
When did I mention samurais you retarded fuck
![1369209_120930010349_scan0007[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/ecFabjQ.jpg "1369209_120930010349_scan0007[1].jpg")
>>68833287
Iceland is already pretty much a big rocky aircraft carrier for the US army anyway.
>>68832795
>it's an American jumps on the bandwagon episode
Ireland won too you know, where is your muh heritage?
>>68833646
USA is pretty much that in rugby, actually.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yqWHFnwdtVU
Reminds the vikings were gay. Literally. They fucked each other all the time.
They also lost nearly every battle they had.
>>68832795
Sigur Ros are GOAT
>>68834554
>nearly
>>68834554
kek
vikings defeated other vikings to rule over anglo-saxon buttholes
>>68834554
Raping and pillaging seems like nigger behaviour to me. Sea niggers is what they were.
The Last Kingdom >>> that silly Vikings show
>>68834554
>1200 years later
>still mad
>>68832795
This is all cause there are no niggers
>>68834447
Literally this.
Post Icelandic qts pls and thank you.
Is it true that in Iceland due to lack of stones, people believe gnomes live underneath giant rocks?
>>68834862
it is known
>>68834862
we invited them to stay in houses we built for them to keep them on our good side
Icememe and /sp/ will get btfo on Monday.
Sigur Rós is good
>Ranks as one of the safest countries in the world
>living on a volcano
>>68832795
>Proud Viking heritage
That's the only thing they've got going for them. "WE WUZIN" and fooling all those American tourists stopping by on their way to mainland Europe. I'd like to think that it's their way of coping with a millennia of irrelevancy coupled with being tag teamed by Norway and Denmark.
Shit, there haven't been any Vikings around for at least 900 years, and yet you can still sample "Viking cuisine" (which is really just discount Norwegian food with a bit more sheep in it), have your "Viking picture" taken or some other silly shit in downtown Reykjavik. Cease that bullshit. You're Americanized as fuck already, might just as well turn your island in to a US commonwealth or something.
quite impressive yeah
>>68835056
even the very thought of an iceland upset over >englad makes me wet
>>68834925
>>68835010
ahahah that's so awesome.
Norse mythology > Everything
>>68835524
the belief in gnomes, building small houses and whatnot is not exclusive to iceland though, the same stuff goes on in finland and norway
oh this delicious euro salt
>highest population of the world
>top 10 striker in the world
>our midfielder was a starter for Roma ( GOAT Serie A times)
>biggest population per domination in cups
>not even the nations sport
>top 4 NT in the world
please, you yuropoors aren't even trying
>>68835647
You don't understand this meme. You should leave the thread.
>>68832954
fagmaður, eða fag maður
>>68835056
> hodgson didn't play the right strikers!
> he used a formation they aren't familiar with!
> iceland are actually good, we don't have a great team anyway
feel free to use any of these excuses
>>68832795
>Ranks as one of the safest countries in the world
Do they even have any criminality at all?
Also after Argentina they're the whitest country.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3u9bB23X7No
>>68832907
every sentance is poetry
>>68833646
>you will never be chilean during the 2014 World Cup
>>68835459
Allahu akbar my friend
We go there because they have not adopted the sharia.
White country is happy country
Don't fuck it up
>>68836466
Bullshit. The happiest country in the world year after year is fucking Bhutan
I imagine it's because of that sick dragon on their flag. Way sicker than the faggy Welsh flag dragon
>>68833646
USA is the underdog in every world cup
>>68836536
Whut.
What studies have you been reading? Almost every one I ever look at ranks Denmark and Iceland as the happiest.
>>68833013
Vikings did fucking suck, desu.
They got BTFO every time they faced real opposition. They were basically the pillaging niggers of the early medieval world.
>>68832795
How hot are Icelandic women?
>>68836466
Yeah Moldova is heaven on earth!
>>68835212
>ireland
>thinks they have any say over which country is safest to live in
>literally 25% of your population starved to death because they had no potatoes to eat
lmao kys
>>68836765
Moldova isn't white they're fucking Romanian gypsies
The only white countries are Germanic countries and they're the best in the world
i like iceland but sigur ros is overrated shit ,no regrets semfam
>>68836731
you tell me
>>68836885
more attractive than any Portuguese women I've ever seen 6/10
>>68836934
he's clearly saying they are hot
>>68836972
yes, and?
>>68836993
seemed a bit unwarranted to insult Portuguese women
>>68836881
I really like Takk, but Ágætis Byrjun was a bit disappointing desu
>>68836934
ahahaha
you haven't seen shit you dumb faggot
have you ever been in portugal though?
>>68837030
maybe you haven't seen this thread >>68828766
but it's basically open season on all portugal flags right now
>>68837056
2/10 would not bang
>>68837056
P-pls post more
>>68837160
*tips fedora*
>>68837173
just one more for you
>>68837056
>Below average looking
>Light colored eyes better post her as an example of Portuguese beauty
Fodeste feio menino.
>>68832795
>No mention of whiteness
Is /pol/ finally gone?
>>68833013
>implying theres people with viking heritage in Sweden
nice try Muhammad
>>68837231
Being honest here, 6/10
Looks like an 11 year old boy tb h fåm
https://twitter.com/TeleFootball/status/745700072596320256
so much heart. I hope they smash england.
>>68835459
I don't get the Viking meme. They were Norse. They still live like it and speak the language.
The Norse ruled the Atlantic, settled all around its European coasts, went to America, launched crusades etc. So much more than horned raiders.
>>68837289
>He's a dumb frogposter
>Talks shit
Get fucked. People only like Iceland because they're white otherwise they would be hated.
>>68837289
>no mention of whiteness
But anon, it says right there - one of the safest countries in the world
>>68837231
Average portuguese women are 4/10 at most
I prefer my faveladas thank you
>>68837246
>>68837336
>>68837563
Post your 10/10 senpaitachi.
>>68832795
>Ranks as one of the safest countries in the world
I wonder why that is...
>>68837289
wrote this before I saw your comment: >>68843558
>muh vikings
they were literally the niggers of europe back than. revolting brutes
>>68832795
>Time to Muslim it up for the another country
How can I migrate to Iceland? But I don't like the cold so I hope you guys can provide a warm place for me. I'd like to have a car as well pls.
>>68834754
Viking raids starting from the end of the 8th century aside, is that an additional reference to Aquarion's 12000 years later thing?
>>68836840
meanwhile in Iceland
>The consequences for Iceland, known as the "Móðuharðindin" (Mist Hardships), were catastrophic.[10] An estimated 20–25% of the population died in the famine and fluoride poisoning after the fissure eruptions ensued. Around 80% of sheep, 50% of cattle and 50% of horses died because of dental fluorosis and skeletal fluorosis from the 8 million tons of hydrogen fluoride that were released
>>68837289
>Ranks as one of the happiest countries in the world
>Ranks as one of the safest countries in the world
>Proud Viking heritage
>Great music which has launched an incredible number of artists for a country so small
>Land of beautiful landscapes and natural scenery
It's called inference fellow burgerbro. Another great white feature is being able to convey a message without stating the obvious so that niggers understand what you're talking about too.
Been in Marseille the past week or so, when Iceland were there all the female fans were chatting up all the local niggers while their boyfriends/husbands stood around doing nothing, Iceland will be getting BLACKED soon.
>population of the island of Iceland, 323000
>population of the island of Madeira, 267,785
Iceland are drastically underperforming when it comes to producing world class players desu.
>>68832795
Love Iceland, considering to move there beautiful place, cheering for you guys even though I hate fotball. Dating a half icelandic half norwegian girl, flink stelpa
>Beautiful Language
>>68832795
Bloody snowniggers that believe in elves and refugees
that's why
>>68832795
I dont think that they would like a black guy moving there
>>68832795
>Beautiful language
lyl
Jesus Christ the amount of virgin faglords going muh vikings in this thread is obnoxious. Go back to watching game of thrones or vikings you fedora tipping autists.
What does an Icelandic person do when he hears Ronaldo shout TSSSSSUUUUUUUUUU?
He probably fucking runs because he thinks it is a volcano erupting, because Iceland is a cold volcanic shithole in the ass of the world, that nobody respects or cares about. It is a shithole. With no culture, no cuisine and no accomplishments. The gretaest thing Iceland will ever do it prevent Cristiano Ronaldo from scoring.
Well done! Meanwhile real countries invent things, export their culture around the world. There is a reason Brazil speaks Portuguese, there is a reason Portuguese is the 2nd most influential world language. There is also a reason Icelandic only has an influence on obese fantasy writers who need ideas for their latest shitty medival stories. Iceland is literally a 15th century shithole. If you live in Iceland you have 3 options
Take steroids, become a strongman nobody respects because you are just a bicep, and die young
Fuck your sister because you live in a small shithole, and your child dies young due to complications
Die young of cancer from Volcanic ash
This result means nothing, Iceland will lose to Hungary and Austria and be out with 0 points. We will reach the semi finals at least like we always do. Everyone will forget Iceland. The only people who remember Iceland are people who masturbate off to game of gay scandanvian dragon sword fantasy thrones. fuck off.
>>68846436
is this a mimi
>A sailing holiday company has offered to cheer up England’s players after Iceland beat them on Monday by taking them on a free whale-watching day-trip.
>The Icelandic holiday firm have offered the soon-to-be-beaten England players a free day out in Húsavík “as a bandage for wounded pride, after the loss against Iceland this coming Monday”.
>North Sailing’s manager Gudjartur Jónsson, posing with 23 free tickets for the England squad dated Tuesday 28 July, said: “It is only polite and a part of the Icelandic hospitality culture to offer the free tickets.
thanks m8s
>Ranks as one of the safest countries in the world
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/europe/more-than-11000-icelanders-offer-to-house-syrian-refugees-to-help-european-crisis-10480505.html
Not for long.
>>68834539
DELET THIS
>>68846436
I missed that pasta.
>>68832795
They should start their culturally enrichment in this decade
Why dose everyone love us so much?
>>68846536
Puffins
Lol first of all the happiness thing is just a meme when a country that's supposedly happy also consumes the highest amount of anti-depressant medication. Second of all the Viking heritage comes from your ancestors being fucking raped in the British isles and dropped off in the middle of fucking nowhere. Third of all the music culture is overrated as fuck since concert season is barely 2 weeks long and alcohol is taxed to shit so no one even bothers to drink outside their home. Fourth of all there is fuck all to do in a tiny ass frozen wasteland after you've taken a day hike and jumped in some water. Fifth of all that language is so filth that it's evolved and it's arguably the least fluid of the Scandinavian languages and it would be the worst if Danes took the dick out of their throat.
>>68836611
But nobody roots for them because we'd all have the US excluded from the world cup if we could
>>68846548
>Puffins
Yeah they are pretty
>>68846548
Puffins are fucking based
>>68846633
based
>>68846582
>go to school
>work
>movie theater
>church
>evening jog
>gay club (gay friend complaining there are too many straight people there)
>to get water in the middle of the night
.....
>don't get shot
Yeah, my country sure is a hellhole.
>>68846582
I bet you live in the south
>>68844268
Die
Now we don't have any cockroaches here
so fuck off
>>68846436
underrated post
>>68846582
Icelandic is spoken faster than the other languages
>9% of the whole population is in france for the euros
I liked wales to win but now I think I like iceland as much as wales!
>>68846582
>Lol first of all the happiness thing is just a meme when a country that's supposedly happy also consumes the highest amount of anti-depressant medication.
being able to detect and treat depression is now a bad thing?
Went to Iceland for five days.
Fell in love with the place.
Best part was this kinda secret hike through the mountains near Hverageroi ( sorry for spell). It was so nice.
Driving back though i nearly crashed the becasue of black ice and we had wrong tires ( waa October so understandable).
I feels bad as I'm English and I didn't want to draw Iceland as they are so based.
>>68846436
Nice copy pasted it from a butthurt portugal faggot
>>68832795
>Iceland
>white
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hans_Jonatan
By February 1820, Hans had married Katrín Antoníusdóttir from Háls. They had three children; two survived childhood, and their living descendants now number nearly five hundred;[3] among the most famous is one-time prime minister Davíð Oddsson
All they're doing is drawing attention to themselves, nigger swarm will take notice and make breaching plans and the last vestige will slowly disappear
Like Madagascar in pandemic
DO IT FOR HER
>>68846751
Explains everything
England gonna tear Iceland a new one. I'm predicting 4-0+
>>68837336
>being attracted to 11 year old boys
>>68846961
Britbongs will lose like the pussies they are
>>68837380
That's not true, if Cape Verde did a similar thing everyone would love it.
>>68846645
>>68846633
Don't you eat them?
>>68847083
Pretty sure they're endangered
You can't kill them here at least
>>68847083
no they use them as currency
>>68832795
>>Proud Viking heritage
'no'
>>68847083
You can, though there's a strict quota on them so it's more of a restaurant delicacy. Worth trying out at least once, but in my opinion it's not something to write home about.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=URIzBzEiKxc
>>68847097
I remember Gordon Ramsey going to Iceland to hunt them once.
>>68834539
Reminding US of A lost to Brazil this year
They have a wierd facial structure
>>68847097
>Pretty sure they're endangered
They're "vulnerable" to be exact. One step above endangered.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vulnerable_species
>>68847222
Thanks for clearing that up for me
>>68832795
You forgot the more important:
>they have Huldufólk
