>reddit hates us
>4chan hates us
What have we done wrong?...
>>68828766
kys
t.
>>68828766
Meme country filled with meme players who play in a meme way for the amusement of autistic fans
What's not to hate
>>68828766
actually, what have you done right?
Most people just hate CR7 (and pepe)
>>68828766
One word: PE PE
>>68828826
That's some serious asshurt friend. What's the source of your grievance?
>>68828834
>>68828891
Suarez is as bad as Pepe and I don't see people hate on Uruguay...
>>68828826
>using a proxy while critiquing countries
ishygddt
>>68828766
die nigger
>>68828766
You have to be a one sick person to hate Portubros.
>>68828975
rude
>>68829015
"Banter". As much as I can't stand Pepe, Suarez is just as big of a cunt.
>>68828934
I also hate Suarez, don't worry. But Suarez is a legitimately good player though.
>>68829015
SEE, this is what I'm talking about.
WHY THE FUCK DO PEOPLE THINK LIKE THIS?
WTF MAN
IS IT BECAUSE WE ARE BROWN AND SHORT???
Battle of Nuremberg
>>68828932
Every Portuguese poster constantly laments the meme status of the team and nation, it's like englel and the coming home
>>68829280
You just hate us cause we always send you home, just like England.
>>68828766
>>reddit hates us
AND YOU KNOW THIS HOW???????????
GET
OUT
>>68829207
yes fuck niggers
because CR7 gets emotional when he loses, seriously that's it. and you got some serious cunts like Pepe
>>68828934
most people hate Suarez though
>>68828766
>What have we done wrong?
nothing at all, my friend. Thanks for hosting Euro 2004, it was a blast.
We dont care, God is on our side and we will meme our way into the final.
>>68829397
>because CR7 gets emotional when he loses
It's like he is human or some weird shit like that...
>serious cunts
It's literally one. Pepe. (Bruno Alves doesn't play)
Every team has a cunt.
>>68828766
I actually like you guys ^^
>>68828766
who cares. Just enjoy the 16 daily hour of sun we have everyday which helps growing some of the finest weed in the planet.
>>68829556
>looks at flag
woah
>>68829556
you both try and be white of course you like each other
>>68829624
Since when does portugal try to be white
>>68829296
>Every Portuguese poster constantly laments the meme status of the team and nation
I see your problem. You're a generalizing slant eyed fuck who doesn't understand the meaning of the word meme. The irony being that your "country" is the biggest meme of all.
>>68829624
We never denied our Arabic ancestry.
>>68828766
I don't hate you man, I think Portugal are cool
There's only one team I hate in this tournament - Germany.
>>68828766
You're alright, it's Ronaldo who's problem. Annoying cryfag.
You knocked England out of a tournament ~10 years ago, on fucking penalties, as always. Your goalkeeper was pretty based in that match, but I have hated Portugal ever since.
Also, you're just Diet Spain.
>>68829835
>~10 years ago
About that...it happened in 04 and in 06.
Just a friendly reminder.
>>68828834
I found out Pepe is quite a decent human off the pitch, which makes me torn.
>hurr guys y u haet cr7 stupid messifags
>>68829624
>60%
>>68829384
Yes, isn't that enough? Fuck you Portugal
>>68830031
How many goals has the Netherlands scored this tournament?
>>68828766
FORGIVE ME FATHER FOR WHAT I'VE BECOME
>>68829835
It was revenge for what you guys pulled on the 66 world cup.
>Portugal is the underdog
>Semi final against England
>Game to be played at Goodison Park
>24 hour before the match you turds decide the game has to be played at Wembley
>The team has to rushly travel from Liverpool to London
>Lose the match
>
>>68828766
being a nice country with good climate, food and history filled with good people
>>68829878
Fuck. I thought one of those was Croatia. I hate Croatia too.
Sorry for the misplaced hatred, Croatia ;_;
>>68830098
>doesn't even try to deflect my point
good job you memeloving shit
>>68828766
we became a meme country
just embrace it, nobody knew who we were a couple of years ago
>>68828766
M8, the fucking world hates us. Just learn to enjoy it.
>>68830476
... Why are portuguese speaking countries the biggest memes in the world?
>caring if /sp/ or even fucking reddit hate you
Lmao, I think you're giving internet memelords too much credit.
>“I thought they’d won the Euros the way they celebrated at the end,” Ronaldo said (via the BBC). He took issue with Iceland’s tactic of loading up on defense and launching careful counterattacks.
>“It was unbelievable,” Ronaldo added. “We tried hard to win the game and Iceland didn’t try anything. This, in my opinion, shows a small mentality and they are not going to do anything in the competition.”
>As everyone saw, Iceland just kicked the ball forward,” Ronaldo said (via Reuters). “After they scored the goal, they parked the bus and played anti-football. They didn’t want [to play].”
This is why.
>>68829766
>There's only one team I hate in this tournament - Germany
Try being less obsessed next time! :)
Portugal is okay, a bit like Spain, but I would still say Spain > Portugal
>>68830198
we did cuck you out of the euro in qualifies tho
and then you decided to let ukraine win a game and we missed vuvuzela cup.
i hate you for that and i will always be ABE
>>68828766
Ass: Alberto Barbosa
>>68830476
Fuckin' tourism growth. We better start raising prices to force people to go somewhere else.
Your posts are shit. It might be an Iberian thing, since Spain sucks too
Australians are the best desu. I'm not including Americans because we're the standard by which others are judged
>>68828766
Well none of you mowed any lawns in my country this afternoon.
Plus you stand around and drink coffee and smoke cigarettes in front of gas stations at all hours. What is that about?
>>68830847
All he said is, guess what, true.
>>68830904
GALP always does it, no?
>>68830667
funky language
>>68830847
he was right there though
>reddit hates Portugal
WTF, I love Portugal now
>>68830952
Excuse me but mind telling me where Iceland finished in the group?
Ahead of Portugal?
Oh haha my bad I thought Portugal had a "big country" mentality and was going finish ahead of them.
You know, a country with 300,000~ people for a population.
Lmao.
>>68828766
>4chan hates us
You can thank Australian shit posters on /int/ for that.
>>68830938
I don't even know what country you are
>>68830925
Kelvin.
>>68830349
>my point
You didn't make any you retard.
>memeloving
Says the dutcholoid spamming 'hurp a durp penaldo is garbage' maymays.
>>68831098
Fahrenheit
>>68830925
why are you so obsessed with us australia
>>68831023
this tbhwy
>>68830113
FIFA moved that match m8
>>68831096
Bermuda, and we got a lot of Gees in my country.
They're our Mexicans, but they can fish.
>>68831098
>>68831154
Celsius :D
>>68831180
Nigga I'm from Pennsylvania
>>68830925
>>68831237
Better vote Trump my nigga. Make Pennsylvania great again and also btfo Filthadelphia sjws.
>>68831154
Still german.
Because one of your kiddie diddlers abducted OUR BRAVE MADDIE
>>68831030
it has nothing to do with that though
bus parking is the scummiest tactic possible
>>68831030
The manager called after the draw against Iceland that group "very hard".
Today he took off Nani and put Danilo on(deffensive midfielder), when a win would avoid playing England.
You thought wrong. We don't have a big country mentality. Just Ronaldo has it.
>>68828766
We hate Ronaldo and Pepe
>>68831030
When Greece does it and wins the Euro it's frowned upon. When Iceland does it, it's hip and cool.
>>68831368
>implying her scottish parents didn't do it
>>68831368
>one of your
>>68829426
delete this
>>68828766
>turbanheadnignog.jpg
t. Alberto Barbosa
>>68828766
After we we beat hungary (buy sabotaging their food supplies) we will seriously need to study the portugese.once you have gotten rid of those amateur croatians.
Your weak point seems to be porto, a really sweet woman drink.
>>68831452
Are you really comparing a country like Greece that exists for more than 2000 years with a country which has been property of other countries until the 20th century. And said country is smaller than the fucking district i live and whose premier league is mainly amateur players.
Come on man...cut them some slack. They did good.
> caring about what people say on the internet
That's your problem right there.
The biggest Portugal haters on this board are the Portugese themselves.
Never have I seen such a nation of self-haters 2bh
>>68831891
Doesn't mean they aren't cunts.
I hate Iceland now.
>>68831942
>Say the guy from germanistan
K
>>68831942
>implying I wouldn't die for the motherland
HA! You are correct.
>>68828766
KYS
>>68831942
this, we really hate ourselves
but we enjoy the self-hate
>>68828766
portugeezers 2bh.
>>68831484
>>68831556
>>68831452
>Iceland
Goes bankrupt. Struggles but will fix it themselves.
>Greece
Goes bankrupt another time. Bailed out. Goes bankrupt again and complains.
We just dislike Rolando because he's a cunt.
>>68832345
>we
>>68832345
Fuck roland synthesizers.
>>68828766
Don't hate Portugal as a whole, but:
1. Donaldo
2. Pepe
3. African nation
t. Alberto Barbosa
>>68828934
>Suarez is as bad as Pepe
Suarez is worse
>>68832460
Yeah Korg makes some good ones, I picked up the Volca Keys the other day and it's so cool. Fuck Roland
>>68829556
lleggaaaamo lo pibe chorro!!!!
>>68828766
If they hate us that makes it all better for shitpost material.
I mean, on 4chan. Fuck Reddit and whatever they might think.
>>68828766
Pepe pretty much. The guy is the worst scumbag to ever have graced a football field.
>>68829015
>Suarez is just banter
Chiellini's neck disagrees
>>68832839
>>68832908
suarez has never put anyone in any danger. Suarez has never stamped on someones leg while they were down.
And while Suarez does dive, he has actually cut down a lot since joining barca. while you have pepe who is literally creating fouls out of thin air in the fucking champions league final.
>>68829296
>portuguese 4chan posters that make up 0.0001% of the the people in portugal represent them all and thats how i formed my opinion on them
holy fuck manlet gooks are retarded
As others have stated I don't like this Portuguese team because of Penaldo(and Pepe/Bruno Alves being dirty fucks)
Not a big fan of this generation either(especially since I witnessed the old Portugal which were a joy to watch back in the day) but I wouldn't root against them if Penaldo wasn't in there
>>68829835
How can you be mad when Rui "Class" Costa scored this delightful screamer?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UdtDsto4gJk
>>68830113
England pulled shit like that almost all of the matches in 1966. Argentina, Portugal, Gemany. All of them suffered some kind of reffball, it had to be their cup.
I mean, Argentina isn't one to preach against rigged cups, but it's the truth.
>>68833033
the rest of portugal are actually worse
>>68830983
No he wasn't you dumb shit
you're just so..bleh
that's my issue with you anyway
>>68831407
No
Refballing is the scummiest tactic
You should know
>>68833292
have you met every single person in portugal?
no?
then shut the fuck up monkey
>>68831452
Personally I didn't
And people need to stop with that shit Greece won it fair and square and I was rooting for Portugal back then
>>68828766
>Tfw Portuguese in America.
>Tfw no one knows all the shit we've done for the world
>>68831942
portugal is the tranny nation, of course they have a lot of self-hate.
Let them hate. They're all so small I can barely see them.
All of these cuckholded Islamic "European nations". Germany, France, England, Sweden, Denmark, Belgium. Let them hate.
We're going to TSU our way to the final and they'll have to sit there with their wives boyfriends and watch.
>>68833019
>suarez has never put anyone in any danger.
Once again Chiellini's neck begs to differ
And Roy Keane is by far the dirtiest
He single-handedly ruined a player's career to get back at him...that's fucking ruthless
>>68833504
why did you leave and how's life?
>>68828766
You existed.
And still do.
Someone please glass Portugal already
on second thought, someone please glass the entire Iberian peninsula?
>>68831942
>poor
>delusional
>inverse midas touch (just look at brazil)
>full of left-wing parasites
>major accomplishment: obama's dog is from a portuguese race (but it was born in the us)
what's not to hate?
>>68833979
>>68833979
Based
>>68828934
I hate Uruguay though. They play fucking vile football and are big cunts about it.
>>68828932
Macau
>>68834011
>poor
For Western European standards, yes, but on a global scale you're among the richest countries on Earth.
>delusional
Yes, delusional negative.
You're like the opposite of the USA
>inverse midas touch (just look at brazil)
Spain's, France's and most of the British former colonies are shitholes as well.
>full of left-wing parasites
That's a problem in the entire Western world these days, definitely not a specifically Portuguese problem.
>major accomplishment: obama's dog is from a portuguese race (but it was born in the us)
Are you fucking kidding me?
You guys started the colonial era!
Some of the world's biggest explorers were Portuguese (does 'Magellan' ring a bell?)
Have some pride, goddamnit
You could've had it so much worse than being born Portuguese.
Like 85% of the world population would dream of having been born in Portugal.
>>68833504
>being in the us
>not taking a legitimate path to be a proud american citizen
(((disgusting)))
>>68828766
As someone who lived in Ironbound side of Newark, New Jersey. The population is like 90% Portuguese there. You people are rude, loud, and overall trashy people. The only good thing you have is the Portuguese style bbq restaurants.
When will the media stop licking Ronaldo's butt and actually start thinking of Portugal as a 11 players team?
>>68834192
Hey man, we gave it back. What else do they want?
>>68834277
>You could've had it so much worse than being born Portuguese.
You could yell this at him until your lungs bled and it still wouldn't sink in. Besides, they left-wing complaint is horseshit. These people think electing a center-left government once in a while is like the return of the red menace.
>>68834409
portuguese immigrants are way worse than the actual ones living in Portugal
>>68834277
>Like 85% of the world population would dream of having been born in Portugal.
The other 15% laughs at us.
>>68834409
>You people are rude, loud, and overall trashy people.
lol
>>68834623
toughen up nigger
>>68834277
I've never asked to born in this country, so I don't see why should I like it in the first place.
Also, the only pride I have is to see my fellow people fail. You know Kraut, schadenfreude.
Portugal have two of the three biggest pantomime villains in world football.
>>68828766
literally who
I just want to say something.
GO FUCK YOURSELVES. EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOU
THIS IS MY NATION ABOVE ALL ELSE
Portugal greatest ally.
Bros4lyfe.
>>68834807
Bitter guy. Did you get diddled by a family member in your formative years?
>>68834451
Never, because the normalfags who don't even know what a formation is love to be autistic about meme players, and Christiano Ronaldo is probably one of the biggest meme players there is. In fact, it's one of the reasons why I hate Ronaldo so much in the first place.
>>68834451
>When will the media stop licking Ronaldo's butt and actually start licking Quaresma's butt?
fixed desu
>>68834505
left-winged parasites, as in those typical benefit-scrougers who sit in the cafés all day long, complaining about the rich and the government.
To make some extra beer & tobacco cash, they only get odd, tax-avoiding jobs. Nothing legit of course, that's for the cucks who pay taxes and have to mantain these fucking leeches.
>>68835123
*maintain
>>68834898
The bitterness it's the only thing that keeps me alive.
>>68835123
I understand your complaint but the thing is, fucking right wing governments did fuckall to stop that. From my point of view, they're pretty much the same. The issues that separate them are minor compared to the ones that join them together, that's why I don't vote.
>>68831407
says fucking spain
>>68834841
Ronaldo, pepe, and who's the other one, Suarez?
>>68831942
>Never have I seen such a nation of self-haters 2bh
Hello
>>68834277
I can't get it either. Life in Portugal is really comfy, it's safe, you can do pretty much every life choice you want that no one gives a fuck, nice food, beautiful beaches and weather, rich history, good looking women (not slave tier though) but somehow people always complain, it's a very Portuguese thing. Never anything is ever right.
Of course we have our problems, economy, job market and education are shit, pure shit. It's hard for someone qualified find something worth here.
Also, even though I really love football it is seen here as the most important thing in life, retardation level, and the people in charge are the most retarded ones.
Another thing that does not help is that because of our colonial past, we have, mostly in the Lisbon area a huge, really huge and growing community of african people, and despite they living here most of them hate Portugal and blame us for their shitty life.
Then people are bice but ignorant as fuck in most cases, the result is corruption on astronomical levels and left wing policies running and ruining this country. The center right parties are also utter shit so no options to go for a change.
I still love, love, love it here and I have no interest in living, then again I'm a NEET portubro that spends his days enjoying the sun at the beach or sleeping during the winter. Life is pretty comfy.
Ps. Most of the ones complaining on the internet must be kids that want it all spoon-fed to them, little spoiled brats.
>>68828766
It's really easy to shit on Poortugal because your own countrymen help us do it.
>>68828766
Nobody really hates you.
I don't hate you
I am actually rooting for you guys now that you can literally walk to the finals (if you can get past Croatia that is)
>>68835855
You're too kind for this board anon. That happens when you have a life and a cute gf.
>>68828766
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mUJTFIjZYMQ
is he portuguese?
>>68836456
Sounds like it.
From the accent he's one of the northeast hillbillies or something, I think.
>there are people in this thread who LITERALLY don't like Suarez
he's like Messi's best friend and the second best player in the world. fucking casuals
>>68831959
>I hate Iceland now.
And Hungarians too, right?
Oh and goalposts even more, innit.
>>68834127
SIETE
>>68837132
dayum son
Portugal gets my collateral hate from my original loathing of Ronaldo... I like your players individually it's just Ronaldo is the biggest egotistical faggot in the world and I have to root against any team he's on.
>>68834893
>You'll never kill frenchies with your m80s Sharpe and the 95th
why live
>>68837178
glad you could join us tonight
Portugals big problem is self pity
Can y'all just stop talking shit about my beloved country?
Very appreciated.
>>68828766
>What have we done wrong?...
Well, you went to reddit, for one.
Ronaldo is just annoying and skilled on top of that so he is always relevant. It is a recipe for hatred.
>>68831350
I live in Arizona now
>and #ImWithHer :^)
I rate you op
>>68832579
I like you, but i''m just a s hit psoter
>>68838578
are you safe in your country?
come get asylum here brother, don't join that gang
quick before Trump builds wall
>>68828766
i feel you familia
I'VE BECOME SO NUMB
>>68839668
I'm fine m8, thanks for asking. I live in a pretty safe area.
I don't think I'm able to seek refuge precisely because of that, though.
>>68839755
Mexico is mess.
t. Fernando Pessoa
>>68828766
I don't hate you Portugal.
Most entertaining match of both tournaments so far.
>>68829384
it's worse because you always get knocked out at the next possible moment
>>68830983
>>68830952
nobody argue whether he is right or not.
the question is what did this cocksucking faggot expect? he is one of the world's best goal scorers and Iceland plays defensive football, how dare they?
he is the fucking cut with the bad mentality and if he had done his job right Portugal could have won easily.
My ex was Portuguese that's why I despise you
also you bad mouthed Iceland which is a no no
>>68834011
I have a portuguese water dog too (got it before Barack Hussein)
He's getting old. I love him so much. I'll always love Portugal for breeding those dogs.
TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
>>68835592
Economically, socially and politically speaking, it sounds like you are facing the same issues that the majority of European countries are facing.
>>68834409
If it's worth anything, we hate our emmigrants as well. Bunch of delusional fucks who think they're superior because they left the country
>Have an uncle in France
>Every august he comes here in a fairly expensive convertible bmw, bragging about how well his own stealership is
>We found out he lives in a shit tier apartment with 4 other people, works a minimum wage job, and every year he rents the same fucking car before coming here
> friendly people
> relaxed lives
> cheap drugs
> ancient cities
> based codfish and francesinha
> tropical islands
Barbarians are just jelly.
>>68836456
do all portuguese sound like this? he's got twinges of english and south african
>>68828766
circleboard.org loves you
>>68828766
I love Pepe and I love Cristiano Rom-aldo
I dont hate you at all meu amigo
I'm rooting for you Portugal bro's. Mostly because of Pasteis de nata
brebare your didlyhole portugal
Because CR7 is a vain tap-in babby. And because Portugal got beat up on by Greece in 2004. I don't actually dislike Greece, but that was a monumental choke.
>>68829940
Source?
I don't hate Portugal, you are all bros, I just hate Penaldo and Pepe
>>68829426
DELETE THIS
>>68829426
Pls no bully
>>68831220
>but they can fish.
So they are useful?
Seems nothing like mexicans. More like our bolitas who can grow some vegetables.
>>68829426
JUST
>>68828766
At least you are not Turkey. Could have been worse. Also us.
I dont think anyone hates us, were too irrelevant for anyone to care. tbqh, I love my country despite it's flaws.
>>68831368
S-sorry
I love Portugal.
>>68844300
I probably already told you this but you have top notch adult video performers, Hungary
You guys are alright
>>68829466
Dubs confirm
Meme magic is real
>>68828934
Because Rat King is El Pistolero AKA The GOAT No.9
>>68844331
We do?
Why portugal is still in? they finished 3rd
>>68833504
like what? slavetraders nr. 1 in the 16th century?
>>68834409
I've been to Newark as well and these people are really different from the ones in Portugal desu, to the point where I tried to avoid them at all costs.
>>68828766
Well for me it's because I know many portuguese
I think the hate is for Ronaldo and perhaps Pepe too, probably the most unlikeable players in Europe. Forming the team around CR7 is only amplifying the hate.
Despite him having a lot of talent on his own, when he's gone Portugal will have the chance of being a better team.
>>68837110
No, Hungary played "good" football.
Iceland trashtalked before-during-after the game like they are something to brag about. Hate them with all my heart, hope the volcano goes off again and they all die, fucking pricks.
>>68842298
...So the trick to win it all is to get eliminated by you?
>>68844459
someone explain this to me
>>68828934
Nope, nope, nope, nope.
We play good football we attack, we dont stall, we score beautiful non fluke goals.the tournament is richer with us in it than without
>>68844648
Seriously?
With 6 groups you only fill 12 spots with 1st and 2nd place teams. So the best 4 3rd placers also go through. That's why we would be in with a draw no matter what, 2 teams in 3rd with 3 points have a negative gd, and since we did draw all 3 games our gd is 0
>tfw you will never be the heel team of a major international tournament
>>68828934
I hate Uruguay. Don't worry I hate you too though.
they hate pinattas
Personally I blame that fucking shitty RTS expansion for any type of attention we get here.
Without it we would probably be borderline uncommon status.
Of course CR7 will always attract some extra attention on /sp/ but nothing compared to >t. Alberto Barbosa
Meme's too powerfull and we became irrepairably within argentinian territory as "fake whites".
Live with it bro
>>68828766
most of your players are unlikable cunts
Because you're Ronaldo + 10 guys, if you refball us I'm gonna detonate myself in Lisbon mark my words
>>68830113
>>68831219
>>68833216
1966 is not worse than 1962.
>Nilton Santos penalty against Spain turned in a foul kick after he did two step outside the area
>Garrincha being sent off in the semi-final and, after we bribed the refree, playing the final.
>>68828766
>What have we done wrong
To begin with you are arabs masquerading as Europeans
>>68844742
All you need is a Brazilian defender and the "best" player in the world.
>>68845044
>detonate myself in Lisbon
So Croatia really is a country of muslims...
Based Serbs are the only ones who can remove kebab.
I love you iberian friend
>>68829426
I was legit sad for Portubros when that happened. That Portugal team was likeable though, unlike the current one.
>>68828934
Because when Suárez gets a red card, it actually helps his NT.
>>68829652
since never
because we are
unlike you shitty excuses for brazilians
>Reddit crossposter
I hate you too
>>68845539
>implying I post on reddit
never did desu, just use it for the footy news
>>68828766
I don't hate you, Portugal. You're one of our favourite provinces!
>>68845841
I love Portugal, but when footbal match starts, somewhat I cant support you.
>>68829015
>bites people
>racist
>just banter
Trump pls go
>>68828766
>>4chan hates us
Sorry to inform you, but you will get rekt by Croatia this Saturday.
i don't think it's bad when redditards hate you, it shows you're not a faggot
>>68845044
>Ronaldo
a over priced and over hyped pussy faggot.
please Cro bros, destroy Portugal dis sadurday
>>68829727
>Arabs
Reeee!!! It's Berber. BERBER! Fuck those arab invaders.
>>68830925
I thought I was the only one noticing this. I cringe every time I see a spaniard or poorruguese trying to be funny.
shit country full of normies
NT full of egocentric pricks
>>68828766
Probably envy for having CR7, one of the best players. I support Portugal!
>>68830925
t. Australian using proxy
I feel like you were disliked even before the internet. I dunno whenever I think of porkchops I think of small dirty people that live in a tiny house down the street with like seven kids and are always obnoxiously loud. they're also extremely passionate about football, which isn't even the bad part, it's just that they like to brag about it like they're special and not like literally any other European family.
they also think penaldo is better than messi (lul) but I guess they never really had a choice. can't wait til >we destroy poortugal tbqh
>>68834893
>>68837222
Fuck you
>>68845841
>Portugal is a Spain province
You did try. Kind of.
>>68846921
I don't...
