>yfw Germany has banter
There are "people" who propagate the >german humor meme
No surprise that they actually have humor, desu.
No one speaks German anymore
>>68825768
>implying I can fucking read Nazi-runes
>Bild
>>68827392
It says "Love British, if you in the EU, remains...knowing itself we Wembley-tor at that!"
Must be a very dry sense of humour
>Bild
>>68825768
It says:
>Dear britbongs,
>if you stay at the EU we will..
>recognise the wembley goal
>stop making jokes about prince charles' ears
>won't use sunscreen anymore, demonstrating solidarity with your sunburns
>refrain from using a goal keeper at the next penalty shoot-out to keep it interesting
..ah, it's not worth to translate the rest.
Maybe you got an impression of german """""""""""humour""""""""""".
>>68827604
>won't use sunscreen anymore, demonstrating solidarity with your sunburns
moderate kek
>>68827604
What is the one about Jogi Low and the crown jewels?
Let him guard them?
That's pretty funny, Hans
>>68827604
>not translating that Jogi is to guard their crown jewels
>>68827604
haHAA
>>68825768
>Bild
Bild should be banned and all their employees should be shot on the spot
>>68827604
this is really not that bad
Bants aside, does this mean Germanbros want us to stay?
I think it's pretty much nailed on that we will remain now :)
>>68827368
>>68827392
>>68827519
It actually says:
>Dear Brits, if you stay in the EU...
Then it lists things the Germans will do, to convince us to stay. Starting with
>...we will recognise the Wembley goal!
(the third goal England scored in the '66 World Cup, which technically wasn't in)
>...we will make no more jokes about Prince Charles' ears!
>...we will use no sunscreen on the beach - in solidarity with your sunburns!
>...we will not use our goalkeeper at the next penalty shootout, so it will be exciting!
And so on. The last one says "we will all come for the 100th birthday of the Queen!"
>>68827604
>>68827831
WHAT ARE THEY GOING TO DO ABOUT TEA-TIME, THOUGH?
>>68827831
Thanks, but we already know. Nobody cares you're learning German.
>>68827392
>>68827519
And all the other jokes. Some are kind of funny, like "we won't bring a keeper for the next penalty shootout so that it will be exciting" and "we'll reserve seats (idk what Liegen is in English) for you at the pool with our towels".
>>68827831
>which technically wasn't in
it was though
>>68827795
Dear god no!
Go away!
>>68827795
>smiley face
I'll slash you.
>>68827795
Yes, we do.
>>68827864
They'll also have a tea time, with buckets on Ballermann.
Ballermann is that super trashy stretch on Mallorca.
How is it that German and Dutch look so similar yet German sounds tolerable while the latter sounds like hell on earth?
So they aren't offering to give us the 2010 World Cup in recompense for pic related?
> Brexit confirmed
>>68825768
>Bild
>tfw Latvian gf
>we're both voting leave
>>68827924
AfD voters don't, surely? This is exactly the sort of nationalistic uprising they want to spread across Europe right?
>>68827987
>tfw everyone in the continent is calling you xenophobes
>allow foreigners to vote
gg
>>68825768
lets say brexit happens. is it gonna make my weekend trips to london anymore difficult?
>>68828066
She's a British citizen
>Roknalldo
literally dying over here, this is so good
>>68828101
hopefully, you filthy continental swine
>pro tip: it's not habbeding
>>68827940
Because it's very closely related. The dutch language sounding retarded is actually a curse they laid upon themselves when pi related happened
>>68828101
Former Londoner here, for what reason do you visit the big smoke my friend?
>>68828215
To watch EPL games
>>68828055
Correct. I could also easily picture lepenn, petry and farrage happily starting the 3rd world war after having gained political majority.
>>68827795
oh yes Britain you will REMAIN in EU
you think we will let you go?
you think you controlling your votes?
you think we will let one of our main importers go out and let negotiate better deals?
ask Austria how this goes with their President elections if you dont obey
already ordered all for my personal RigItAll party with my boy Dave
t. your beloved Angela
PS Jo Cox was an Order 66
>>68828244
Nice. Were you the guy that posted the other day saying you wanted to watch Chelsea - Arsenal at Stamford Bridge and wondered how much it would cost?
>>68828276
So are you against this wave of nationalism then? What do you feel about Germany's new migrants?
Yes, yes, well done EU.
HOWEVER
>>68828402
>Were you the guy that posted the other day saying you wanted to watch Chelsea - Arsenal at Stamford Bridge and wondered how much it would cost?
/sp/ sure is small
>>68828480
It's the same 60 anons making 83% of all the posts here. The other 13271 users are responsible for the rest.
>>68828402
I'm against retarded jingoism, yes. Our new migrants have to be taught the western way of living and be brought back to their home countries as soon as we have pacified them with military force.
I know this won't happen but it would be the best way imo.
>tfw want an EU but hate the current incarnation and freedom of movement but have even less trust in our politicians
Translation?
>>68828573
Something about Ninety Nine red balloons
>>68828537
Hey, feel free to be the first to jump into a hailstorm of bullets so that a bunch of muslims NEETing it up in Germany can have the land back they fucked up themselves in the first place.
>demanding Europe's lads to die for the fuck-ups of arabs
Listen to yourself talk, fucking armchair general.
>>68828573
dear brits if you remain i the EU,
>...we will recognise the Wembley goal!
(the third goal England scored in the '66 World Cup, which technically wasn't in)
>...we will make no more jokes about Prince Charles' ears!
>...we will use no sunscreen on the beach - in solidarity with your sunburns!
>...we will not use our goalkeeper at the next penalty shootout, so it will be exciting!
>..introduce team time, out of buckets on mallorca
>..supply a villain for every bond movie
>adjust our time according to you and set hour clocks an hour back
>introduce an EU wide law that prohibits foam on beer
>reserve you loungers at hotel pools early in the morning with out own towels
>make Jogi Löw watch over your crown jewels
>we'll all come to your queens 100th birthday
>>68828691
Is your vagina bleeding?
>>68828731
t. Freidrich von Moltke
>>68828480
It is. Well let's hope you can still watch your games bro, hopefully EU travel won't be too difficult if Brexit happens. Switzerland isn't in the EU and they're part of Schengen. Obviously we're not in Schengen but it stands to reason we could leave the EU but still have simple border protocols
>>68828731
I'm not him, but kek to those extra ones.
>>68828763
No, but your homeland is, Ahmed. And you're not there to help. You're here, hiding behind superior nations, cultures and societies.
>>68828731
and if you turn the newspaper the other side translates to
>if you leave we will destroy you and everything you hold dear
>>68828775
what is that supposed to tell me?
>>68828875
You forgot to turn the oven off.
whats wrong with the german media propaganda?every newspaper every day brings 5 article on the brexit. we have not even 100k brits in germany.
>>68829066
Maybe you guys are simply obsessed with the snaggletooth republic.
>>68828809
>ahmed
a classic.
tip top kek.
t. Bildungsverlierer
>>68829066
The bureaucrats are worried if you trigger a domino effect. If the 2nd largest economy in the EU and the 5th in the world leaves the EU, then maybe the EU isn't all sunshines and rainbows. It sends a message to other countries that it's possible. Germany itself is central to the EU so it's just damage control on their part.
>>68829066
Our "impartial" "public service" news station keeps shilling against both brexit and trump. It's pretty sad.
>german banter
>>68829407
yeah, same here. every day the same news.
>muh trump
>muh brexit
>muh devil afd
>muh diversity
>muh refugees
>muh islam is good
>muh nazi
>muh right wing
>tfw only 6 hours to go until I can vote
>>68829642
I giggled at Crustiano Ronaldough/
Who /remain/ here?
Dislike the EU but I fucking hate the UK government (and the Tories in particular).
>>68829642
I can't tell if this is intentional or not. Loving it desu senpai.
>>68830464
So instead of a government you can replace every 5 years, you want to be ruled by unelected belgians? I honestly hope you get beheaded by an islamic pacifist for being so fucking moronic
>>68829066
The propaganda is palpable.
>Farrage is spreading fear
Fear that is completely rational, like when you're about to do heroin and fear becoming and addict/OD.
>He's racist cuz he says that Britain is at the breaking point when it comes to migrants
Let's do a Nuremberg for him.
>tfw Germans are so used to not being a sovereign nation that they are baffled when seeing another one trying to regain it's sovereignity
>>68827831
>German mocking anyone for sunburns
What happens if Bongolians vote to leave?
Does the EU just... let them?
>>68830100
>muh islam is good
Nobody says that.
>>68831047
It would be funny and pretty ironic if they started a war over it but I somehow doubt they will.
>>68831158
>It would be funny and pretty ironic if they started a war
I'm guessing you're under 20 and still a virgin.
>>68831382
Hiya reddit! How are you liking our site?
>>68830781
lol
The Brexit campaign plan to INCREASE Muslim immigration if we leave. And democracy in the UK is a sham anyway, the Tories got a majority with 36% of the vote, we had an unelected PM just six years ago and will again if we leave.
>>68825768
>we will put through an EU guideline forbidding beer from having a head
as a belgian this made me kek
There's a part of me that wants Brits to leave just to see them suffer....
But since I know it will strenghten our (as in Europe) enemies (Russia, China, USA in the long-term), I don't want the Brits to fuck everything up.
It's quite ridiculous that they even have to hold this referendum just because some uneducated, idiotic Daily Mail reading chavs demanded it.
>>68830781
the problem with brexit is that they think they will escape immigration, globalism and lack of democracy simply by leaving the EU. The reason why the EU works is that it lets immigration and globalism happen without hindering the lack of democracy at a national level. Basically nothing will change for Britain, except for the good things the EU brings. The eurozone is a scam, I would agree with that, but Britain already reaped all the advantages of the eurozone by staying out of it. Now that they leave the EU, all that money they gathered by being outside the Eurozone, will leave them. Another advantage they will leave behind.
I honestly don't care, good for them. At least they are stubborn in doing something stupid, I respect that. I just wish they would stop spamming their "brexit" meme posts all over 4chan, it's gets quite tiring. Nobody gives a shit, really, just fuck off and shut up about it.
>>68831734
Chavs don't real the DM, infact chavs don't read much at all, but when they do it's more the Sun and the tabloids.
>>68831734
>>68831837
DM is for scum with aspirations. suburban middle england retards
>>68831837
They get their news from Facebook.
>>68831734
>strenghten our (as in Europe) enemies (Russia, China, USA
>USA
you're welcome asshole
>>68831734
USA would be negatively impacted by Brexit. It's in the Fed's best interest that they stay as it would have economic impacts. Even Barack Onegro publicly lobbies against it.
>He doesn't know a few cheeky words of German
>>68836937
BANTER
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ZE GERMANS
>mfw based Scotland swings it for Remain
>>68825768
you sure should show them again
>>68831734
>USA
>your enemy
kek, should've kept Hanz in chains
