who is the ugliest football player? and who is the most attractive?
ugly: Gabriel Paulista
most attractive: Luca Toni
TEVEZ
>>68823923
>Ugliest
Ribery
>Most attractive
Dunno. Is Guti still playing?
>Carrasco
Ugliest - Franck Ribery
Sexiest - Pelle
Modric looks like a frail old grandma
>>68824114
> portugay
>>68823923
Modric is cute, leave him alone.
>>68823923
Ugly: Ribery
Attractive: Gomez
ITalian men are so handsome
damn,,,
pepe is quite ugly when he is on the pitch if you know what i am saying.
Ugly XI
Kiraly
Walker Luiz Lescott Ward
RiiberyModric Adam Ozil
Tevez Agbonglahor
Özil has an unfortunate face
>Ronaldinho Gaúcho
>Ribéry
>Tevez
>Neymar
>Valderrama
>Puyol
>>68823923
>ugly: Ribery
>attractive: Marchisio
>>68823923
Ugliest: De Bruyne
Most attractive: Modric
>>68824263
Of course an Irishman wouldn't like Kiraly
>>68823923
I think that Modric is both tbqh
He is both beautiful and ugly at the same time
Rosicky is also gorgeous, especially at the 2006 WC
>>68823923
Next thing you'd ask who has cute feminine dick and boipucci
>>68824263
>Kiraly
is his ass too big for you?
>>68824306
high test
>>68824263
Walker? Nothing wrong with him.
>>68824306
He's literally the definition of DILF
Cocky yet assured, composed yet eccentric, big fat juicy arse and a cuddly teddy bear physique
>when he rolls over to make a save and his bulge is visible through his sweat pants
hnnggg
giroud, marchisio, fachetti, ljungberg, beckham
>>68824211
Blue eyes, fucking ugly...
>>68824324
sauce
>>68823923
lel
Jonny Williams looks like Sloth from the goonies
Ribery and Di Maria are the ugliest
Most attractive is a hard choice. Giroud, Ramsey, Trapp, Pique, Xhaka, and James would probably be my top choices. And Hazard if you're an ass guy
(I might be a gigantic fag)
>>68824459
>bosnia in charge of recognizing aesthetics
he's perfect tbqh
>>68824559
>Symmetrical face
>Something unique yet beautiful about his appearance to give it that defining edge (Blue eyes on an Italian)
>Well maintained hair, beard and physique
If he were born 2000 years earlier they would make statues of him, he's a literal 10/10
Ugly XI
Seaman
Sagna Puyol Colloccini Lescott
Ribery Scholes Davids Ronaldinho
Tevez Martins
>>68824322
he's like a 17th century painting
>>68824559
>no baldness
>height
>no acne/good skin
If he weren't a football player he'd be a model
>>68824691
He is a model kinda
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Iiss02rZ98E
>>68824559
>perfect
He should have his ears pinned
>>68824076
So patrician.
>>68824674
The Habsburgs were such a fucking abomination
>>68824132
Slav swag
>>68824559
>be the best looking man in Italy
>and a great footballer earning fuckloads of money
>marry a 6/10
>>68824384
Why don't you marry him then
>>68824841
She's obviously a beard.
It's impossible to be straight beyond a certain level of attractiveness as a man.
>>68824841
he even has a cute willy desu
Ugliest: Vardy, Rooney, Ribery, Tevez
Best looking: Torres, Xabi Alonso, Rosicky, Pogba
Don't have a pic available, but the ugliest is probably Di Maria.
Most attractive is Totti, although new bearded Messi is a cute. CUTE!
bae :$
>>68823923
Ugliest: Ribery
Most attractive: That's gay.
>>68824922
Vardy is GOAT
>>68824908
Why is he circumcised? I thought Italians were good Catholic bois
Erik Durm
Nuff said
>>68824959
Looks like a drunk retard with fucked up teeth
>>68824883
you must be very handsome then
Ugliest: Messi
Most attractive: CR7
>>68824132
How much does he weigh for his 185cm?
>>68824987
He's a strong 8 in England
Cute 11
Buffon
Alaba Gimenez Pique Alderweireld
Carrasco James Verrati Schurrle
Griezmann Lacazette
cristiano and mario gomez are most attractive
>>68825077
Sirigu > Buffon
>>68823923
Make the 11 most ugliest and the 11 most beautiful and see who won.
>>68824924
kek this fucking instagram post
>>68824841
she kind of reminds me of Ann from Arrested Development
>>68825077
Neuer a qt
Hummels too
>>68825077
he's a fuccboi
Franco Ayran
>>68823923
Just realized he looks like that severely mentally ill speedrunner
>>68824643
>>68825077
I'm no Willy woofter but Schurrle is fucking ugly imo
>>68824209
Gomez looks like an SS-member, even though he's spanish
>>68825181
>aryan
never forget
>all these "puyol is ugly" plebs
He looks like such a high test Alpha leader of men. I would follow this man into the depths of hell. I imagine this is what William Wallace or Alexander the Great actually looked like.
Imagine this man slaughtering hundreds of Englishman one day and then literally cucking Edward II later that night.
>>68824132
what a babe. it's a shame his game hasn't been so pretty this tournament
>>68825181
even ramos can only just barely pull off a neckbeard
Now now, lads, don't forget the qtest of them all...
BARZAGLI
>>68825246
Shite version of Coloccini.
>>68824132
jesus
who would think such a nerd looking cunt would have a body like that
Pretty sure he shaves his head because if he didnt it would look even more hideous
>>68824331
this is just asking to be shooped
desu
He is so cute desu
>>68824875
His hairline looks shopped.
>>68825268
His beard is shit
>>68825246
William Wallace never cucked Edward II. That's just Hollywood fiction
Paul Dummett anyone?
qtest gif ever
>>68824132
Paul Ryan?
>>68825268
Literally want to piss on his face offensively
>>68823981
NUMERO UNO
this fuckin guido
I SWEAR I'm not gay. But my goodness...
>>68824962
he's not circumsized, he just has a good, meaty bellend which is very visible even with the foreskin over it
i have the same type of cock and it feels absolutely great
>>68825246
He really does have that hoplite leader look. Ugly in that sort of manly way.
Why is the Italy squad so qt brehs?
Is it them Mediterranean genes?
>>68825077
Sirigu
Corchia??? Hummels - Pique - ???
Xabi Alsonso- James- Marchisio
Totti
Giroud-Lewandowski
My special choice : David Ginola. (no homo)
>>68823923
>ctrl + f
>no gervinho
wew
>>68825434
Goal body
>>68823923
This dude looks like Cosmowright
>>68825434
He was really hot in The Sopranos
Step aside, plebs. German master race coming through.
>"Oh hi Anon, you don't remember me? That's okay, I will still fuck your boypussy"
>>68825246
Nigga looks like Roger Daltry
>>68825506
cannot.unsee
>>68825507
This
>>68823923
Modrić`c and Rakitić`c
>>68825603
ficki ficki
>>68825246
Is this him?
Aryan coming through
>>68825719
hnnnng
ugliest: ribery
most attractive: hummels
Check'em
>ugliest
Ribery
>most attractive
Pelle
>>68825246
Every single woman born before 1970 absolutely swoons over him
>>68825754
trust this shitter to be pointing in the wrong direction
>most attractive
Van Der Wiel & Ruben Loftus Cheek
love me some lightskin boipussy <3
this thread its full of gays delete it now
>>68825785
That's because women back then were women and wanted a proper man that would dominate them. They wanted a big high test alpha cave man looking dominator like Puyol to slap them around and remind them of their place, and fuck them At will. Back then a man was a man.
Nowadays they want some girly little fuckboy like Ronaldo or Giroud with delicate looks and latent homosexuality.
>>68825874
what the hell
you are not supposed to get better looking as you age...
>>68825919
Did your father sexually abuse you as a child or something
>>68825910
>7-0
>>68825929
men are
All that I wanna be in life.
>>68825874
How2lose dat babyface? I'm 19 but I look 12. It hurts
Thw ugliest football player is clearly Mbokani. Like, the dude looks like a caricature of black facial features ffs
>>68825929
Speak for yourself lad
>>68826000
He barely looks human
>>68825985
>should i buy a table for me tv?
>nah, let's just use this over sized foot rest/small bench for it instead
>>68825996
Zinc supplementation and high fat diet.
>>68825929
Men do get better, it's women who get fuglier each year.
>>68825996
become the GOAT
Marchisio is the hottest and Zlatan the ugliest.
>>68826028
I feel sorry for the lad having to play in Ukraine (and Norwich) of all places.
One thing to be black there, it's another to look like he does lmfao
>>68825958
Quiet, nu-male. High test alpha coming through on my way to pipe your mother again.
Do you all rate this fine young man?
desu
>>68823923
he looks like Beatrix von Storch
>>68826108
so thats a yes
>>68826123
too babyfaced
>>68823923
>who is the most attractive?
Marco Borriello not even a contest
>>68825506
damn. nice one
>>68826123
Ugly as fuck, looks like a girl.
>>68826123
Even my sister who loves Justin Bieber thinks this babyfaced faggot looks like shit.
best ass in soccer coming through
Step aside. BR Master Race coming through...
THIS ONE TAKES THE CAKE
Not even Di Maria is as ugly as Herrera
Pinilla was voted the hottest by american grils
http://www.eonline.com/uk/news/555654/it-s-official-the-world-cup-s-hottest-player-is
>>68826206
Damn. Such a hater.
>>68825996
You have to lower your body fat percentage. Spot reduction is impossible, so don't even bother doing goofy facial muscle exercises.
Start lifting every 2 days and eat at a 20-25% or 30-40% caloric deficit depending on how fat you are.
>>68824324
This is vital information you're joking about.
>>68824841
>be the best looking man in Italy
Not while Borriello,Maldini,Nesta are around
>all these prettyboy faggots save for puyol
>no one mentioning HULK yet
ya'll never be this sexy
>>68826334
rocking that Zach galifianakis look
K, I'd like to see if anyone chats shit about this fellow
>>68826236
So congenital malformation does not exclude one from becoming a professional soccer player.
>>68824922
Vardy is far from ugly
He's average
>>68826236
Well, at least Layún is a qt. No homo.
>>68824322
Modric hereis literally Armin Arlert
>>68825246
He's an african jungle leader
>>68824559
Mirin that hairline.
>you will never be a tranny on the streets of São Paulo getting your boipussy torn apart by HULK in anger after he goes scoreless in a tournament
>>68825268
Literally poor man's Nocerino
>>68826376
If he were a German Solider in 1940 I would enlist with the Nazis just to share a tent with him desu
>>68825139
Who's Ann?
>>68826376
if only hitler could be alive to see his work finished
>>68824553
>(I might be a gigantic fag)
Just an Arsenal fan.
>>68826505
>São Paulo
he is not from here
>>68826548
>expecting an american to know more than one brazilian city
>>68825077
> Alaba attractive
Into the trashes it goes
>>68823923
>>68826548
That's where my favorite Brazil tranny, Bruna butterfly is from.
>>68823923
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QKjkwzThg5c
?
>>68826334
De Rossi looks like a fucking old man
Fucking disgraceful Maldini looks younger than him
>>68824076
>le reddit caveman monkey gentleman
>>68826376
Hello Grandpa
That lad on the right.
>>68826000
He looks like some planet of the apes shit
>>68826623
looks so much better with hair
>>68823923
Shitty player but good looking
>>68825254
patrician taste meu amigo
>>68826698
With hair? Fuck do you mean?
>>68826692
You mean Zlatan?
>>68826741
Pedo detected
that fucker looks 14
All the italians are handsome as fuck god damn
>tfw my grandparents are poortuguese
fuck this gay earth
>>68826236
>>68826408
>>68826760
he is 20 mate
>>68826741
Looks like an average Jap
>>68824116
my gf said he was hot so I said he looks like a fag
>>68826769
on the bright side
>for some reason my beard is ginger
>Messi beign GOAT looking fine as fuark with a ginger beard
>finally let my beard grow
>reel in the pussy
I guess it will be over when >we lose the final on sunday
>He doesn't rate HULK
>>68824922
Lol at pogba
>>68823923
Ugliest is definitely Ribery
Most attractive is probably Alonso, Torres, or Ronaldo, they're the ones the girls seem to go crazy over.
>>68826749
No sorry nigger. The goalie.
can someone explain me why belgium isnt first for italy? I thought after GD, goals scored becomes the factor to look at
>>68826878
>can't tell when he's getting meme'd
>>68823923
Pls don't bully
>>68824922
> Americans unironically consider this attractive
No wonder you are the cuckmasters of the world
>took this long to post Torres
what the fuck
>>68826897
because italy fucking beat belgium
>>68826897
Apparently the rules for this Yuro in particular puts head to head above goal difference and goals scored for tiebreaks.
>200 replies in
>No one mentions Morata
>>68826897
Because Italy won 2-0 when they played against Belgium...
I'm not even sure if this is some meme or you are being serious.
>>68826938
torres looks so girly, if a bro told me he fucked him, I'd still consider him straight
>>68826956
He's not THAT ugly.
>>68826861
>Torres
He's ugly as shit
As for Alonso and Tsuu they're meme-tier
>>68826957
I genuinely didn't know
I thought it was points>goal difference>goals scored>fairplay rating>uefa rating
>>68826956
Looks like a regular sandnigger at the local Kebab shop. Average looking dude.
>>68826629
Is this a man?
>>68823923
One of the few on the Icelandic team that looks nordic. Unfortunately the irish genes are strong in most of their team.
(Icelandics are the result of Norwegian men breeding Irish women)
>>68827083
n-no
>>68827096
he looks like an average death metal singer
>>68826737
He used to have it shaved
>no corluka
just
>>68826956
looks like that brazilian pornstar that also fucks shemales
>>68827096
he would get a lot of pussy here
>>68827096
>le based thin hair fairy
>>68827171
superior
>>68827083
Bruna is Brazil's best tranny product I think besides Bianca Freire and Isabelly Marquesine. Those three are the MSN of trannies.
>tfw will never go to Brazil and lick Brunas sweet bootyhole
Kevin-Prince Boateng is probably the hottest nigger.
>>68827290
>better than jaqueline dark
no
Fernando Llorente doesn't look bad
>>68827290
Damn, Ariel's surgery really went too far.
>>68827290
>>68827334
indeed
>>68827324
She's ok. She doesn't have the sexiness of Bruna or Isabelly, or the delicate beauty of Bianca though. Definitely not top 3.
>>68826123
He's qt but not sexy
>everyone posted has a beard
>i barely can grow mine
Bartosz Kapustka
Mario Gotze
Salvatore Sirigu
Jack Wilshere
Marco Reus
Wojciech Szczesny
Lukasz Fabianski
Ronaldo before he filled his face with plastic
Shane Long
>>68827274
Sorry his looks didnt satisfy you Machmud al-Alemania
>>68827151
Death metal singers are fat and ugly, this guy could be a model for some clothing brand.
>>68827386
legit looks like a girl though
>>68824924
When you play poker against ronaldo, a poker of 7s is the highest hand.
>>68825240
I miss making fun of the spaghettis in his hair
>>68827096
He looks like Kurt Cobain with a beard
>>68826236
F U G L Y
S P I C
>>68826236
He looks like an ugly pee wee herman
>>68826938
YES FINALLY SOME
>TORRES
Mediterranean confirmed master race:
De Rossi, Xabi, Marchisio, Buffon, Cannavaro, Torres, Llorente, Giroud, Piqué, Pelle, Ramos, Maldini, De Gay, Morata.
Even Poop is considered a sex symbol.