#signings edition
>not even an arsenal related image
unironically kys
I be-leave you lads know the right choice for tomorrow.
Independence Day or dying at the hands of the aliens, it's up to you.
>hate Iceland
>Don't support England
Fuuuuuuuck
Ramsey will carry wales to the title
>>68812775
>shit OP image
>edition
>americans
ffs lad
Shane Long when?
If >we got a CB and a striker I could handle keeping the shit players for another season
If one of our CBs gets injured we're done
>>68815444
>no centre backs
>no wingers
>no strikers
we're done already m9
>>68816008
We have wingers, but they're shit. Walcott, Ox, Joel, Alexis, and Ramsey can all play as wingers and you know Wenger is going to play them all. I believe in Joel, Alexis, and Ramsey (but not as a winger, pls no bully), but the others are way too unreliable. And of course Wenger will also play Walcott as a striker but we all know how that goes.
>>68815444
Actually hope one of our CBs get injured so Chambers can actually play
>>68816320
I suppose a winger may be amitted if we get a new CB, LB and ST.
>>68816320
>forgetting about GnabGOAT
>>68816664
Le fat German man
>Marquinhos Cipriano
who
>>68816391
He's probably going on loan though
>>68816517
We could maybe even get by without getting a new LB but it would be risky. We just currently have a bad need for defenders
>>68816664
You're right, I forgot that he's back. That's kind of been his problem so far though. He just appears every now and then. If he doesn't go on loan again I'd like to see him a few times. I really just want Campbell to be the starter for RW though
>>68815444
kompany would be a good fit for arse. I doubt pep will be keen on keeping him.
>>68817461
I love Kompany but he's a permacrock these days. We'd only make him worse. Same situation as Sturridge.
>>68817461
Yes, he can keep wilshere company in the physio room now that rosicky is gone
>>68817554
Kek
You forgot that Welbz is gonna be right there with him though for most of the season
It's coming home lads
>tfw cheeky Giroud handball in the 94th to win France the game against Ireland
>>68822602
Nah it has to be Martial so he can truly be the next Henry
REMEMBER TO VOTE LEAVE
What is our midfield even going to look like next season?
>>68823847
Xhaka - Cazorla
Ramsey - Ozil - Alexis
>>68823876
desu that really isn't that bad except I don't like Ramsey on the wing as much as having him in a box to box role but that's hard considering Arsenal's current lineup. Also based Joel needs to play more
Does this also mean that Elneny and Coq are just playing backup for Xhaka now? I know they all three play in different styles but their positioning is kind of similar and I doubt Wenger would put two holding midfielders in instead of a holding mid and a more attack-minded mid
>>68823876
that midfield seems possession heavy
shame about the striker tho
>>68824070
We've already seen Coq dropped to the bench at the end of the season, so he's definitely just back-up now. That's not the lineup I want us to have, but that's what Wenger will play.
Coq fell off after getting injured, Wenga probably realise he wasnt that good, thank god for them
I'm a Xhaka fanboy now anyways, he HAS to start
>>68812775
why is this painting of danny devito the op image?
Anon is pleased to announce the acquisition of gf on week to week short term deal
>>68824576
>le stand in the middle pass percentage man
>>68824450
Ozil and Alexis are pretty much always going to be in those spots and that's okay with me. Cazorla is good in that spot but he can't play full matches all the time and needs a good backup. Ramsey will probably be okay on the wing but he'll look great compared to the shit players that Wenger will let play over there. And I think Xhaka and Elneny will have a healthy trade-off thing going if Elneny continues to improve. It sucks for Coq though because he saved our asses multiple times only to get moved to the bench
Who /remain/ here?
>tfw we will never see
Coq - Wilsh
Alexis - Ozil - Joel
>>68824923
here la
Who /leave/ here?
>New United boss Jose Mourinho is preparing a £35m bid for Arsenal's 25-year-old Wales midfielder Aaron Ramsey
wew
>>68827356
not gonna happen
>>68827406
obviously
>u suddenly remember wanting Garry Monk
He got sacked too quickly at Swansea and is too good for Leeds
Jovetic?
CHARLES
WHEN
M8s
i do know that feel
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE PEKERMAN OUT NOW
Charles and Vargas when? Jara when?
>>68831535
after Vidal
Poor osbenis
>ALEXSHIT
>>68827356
>must be nice
seriously WTF WENGER? now we're getting outbid for our damn players? WENGER OUT!
>>68813266
this
lukaku + another defender and we win the league
Why the fuck is Campbell on our team?
This is one for all the soccer fans in the UK. This footballer, a current/former Arsenal player, professes to be such a devout Muslim that he refuses to touch alcohol and engage in depraved behaviour. Well, the pictures I saw seem to disagree. He’s obtained an injunction to prevent the story from surfacing, but the pictures show the footballer engaged in a steamy group sex session, guzzling down alcohol and acting like a royal prat. Praise be to Allah indeed!
Fuenzalida when m8s?
>>68841905
Scientology, a religion created by L. Ron Hubbard. The thing many people don't know, is that, L. Ron was in possession of a great power, a great secret. It was this power that revealed to him many things, past lives, Xenu, etc.
Anyways, the one thing that L. Ron didn't reveal to the public, was that this power reveals that Mohamed and religion are false, that Mohamed was not chosen, he was not chosen for what he pursued.
This power reveals many things, you can ask it almost anything.
>>68841923
Charles when m8?
>>68841858
Because Wenger didn't sell him after WC 2014 even when Walcott and Ox get to play ahead of him.
>>68838816
Best player in the EPL?
Excuse me?
Just popped in to say that, apparently, Krycho's getting to PSG for a measly 45m€.
Cheers.
>>68842746
>measly
Fucking Alexis costed that much just two years ago. What is the world coming to?
So tell me /arse/ do >we actually want Blind or Jovetic? Blind seems like a pretty solid choice but I feel like Jovetic would be a shit signing
>>68841905
you don't seem to understand islam, friend
in islam, men can do literally whatever they want, because its the females fault for tempting them
you punish the female and forgive the man
>>68842834
>Blind
You've got to be kidding me.
>>68842834
Where the hell are you getting these rumours from, Tribalfootball?
>>68842834
>Daley Blind
KEK
Jovetic is mediocre. We need someone like Cavani. I don't know if PSG might let him go , doe.
>>68843570
You just KNOW that the same people who said Vardy was too old and spending 20m on him is dumb would welcome Cavani for 30m even though they're the same age.
In the end Arsene is gonna buy Jesé for pocket change
>>68843570
Cavani doesn't score, he is not a perennial goal-scorer. Neither is Jovetic.
I wouldn't say there's that many strikers on the market that can pull in 20+ goals a season.
>>68843600
>Jesé
What? Wenger has to know that he has to bring in someone that can haul in goals.
Someone like Aubameyang or Mkhitaryan.
>>68843600
We should buy both Vardy and Cavani , then. Jese is only pace.
>>68843635
Cavani didn't score because Blanc didn't play him on his position, he was always a winger because of Ibra. I'm looking forward to see him smash 30+ goals this season.
Is Ox any good anymore? I feel like so much of our team are cucks.
>>68816008
I agree. We need a centre back.
>>68816320
We don't have a winger. We don't have a winger to play on the right. Who on the market could even fill this position?
>>68817335
Benatia.
>>68823876
Xhaka - Coq
>>68827356
What would Mourinho do to Ramsey? How would he play him?
Why doesn't Wenger play 4-4-2? Or 4-2-2-2?
>>68843958
We should go for Aubameyang, Mkhitaryan, James Rodriguez, Isco, to fill that right-wing position.
Hopefully Wengor doesn't cuck us out by just playing Campbell.
>>68842807
You mean Alexis was overpriced back then or is Krychowiak underpriced now?
>can't even sign a 1-minute wonder with a release clause.
KEKED
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>>68844040
Prices seems to have inflated a lot when even CMs like Xhaka and Krycho go for over 30m pounds compared to Alexis who came from Barca and is around the same price.
>>68844109
>inflation
Sure, but you have to remember that Alexis was a Barca ""reject"" whereas, say, Krycho goes from a club at it's peak to a lavish (rumour have it that PSG is ready to activate Nerman's 192m€ release clause LEL) one that also has Krycho's former coach, so it all contributes.
Vardy has signed a new Leicester contract. Sanogo for golden boot next season?
>>68812775
>having hope this early in the window after a big transfer was already made
your fault
FOUR MORE YEARS
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AAAAAAHHAaaaaaaaaaaaahahahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhahhaHAHahhahhaHAHAHahahhahAHAHHAAHAHhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhHAHAHHAHA
£70m bid for Lukaku when?
>tfw you don't really care
Now I feel stupid for not betting on Vardy staying at Lestah when the odds were like 2.5
Ah well, let's see what meme striker Wenger will get after the Euros
CHICHARITO
LITERALLY
WHEN
Everyone saying 'didn't want him, at least we can get other targets' What Lacazette for 30mil? Goal scoring machine Morata? Mugs
didn't want him anyway. striker problem solved anyway.
How does it feel to have it confirmed Lestah are a bigger club than Arsenal?
What now?
>>68844445
WENGER OUT
>>68844442
lol
>>68844342
Fuck off you muppet, if a player doesn't wanna come then there's nothing the club can do but start looking at alternatives
>people will still believe that twitter ITK
Sky Sports News HQ @SkySportsNewsHQ 1m
BREAKING: Antoine Griezmann signs new contract until 2021 with Atlético Madrid
Kill me
WENGER OUT
>>68844445
A cheeky 9,5m€ Milik bid.
>>68844765
We already have Giroud if we want a striker who consistently miss chances
>no Vardy
>losing Ramsey
Wenger out?
>>68844785
Yeah, but having two of them would mean twice as many goals.
>>68845018
OX was supposed to be targeted by Pep.
This just proves our Muslim "fans" aren't proper fans, If they can go and kill themselves because of religion, there is no reason for them not to suicide bomb Wenga
>mou pays £50m for ramshit
>spend that on top, top striker
wenger IN
>>68845073
You must be new to this club.
Where my WENGER IN bros at?
It's not like we could do any better tßh.
>>68845143
AKB reporting in, la
>>68845073
W-what? Am I missing something?
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
>>68845245
We all knew it. Is Ramsey departing from >us and will join MUFC?
Hello
Where are the signings?
>>68845245
>arsenal have reached a point where they cant even sign a player by triggering his release clause
You just cannot make this stuff up
Lads I have an idea
Why don't we buy Ronaldo?
AHAHAHAHA
CHAT SHIT
GET BANGED
We should bed in Akpom
>>68845228
Wenga's boytoys are never sold fampai.
Walcott / Ramsey / Wilshere / Ox are stuck here for life. Giroud as well
>>68845738
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_3h7Zq29m4Y
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4UADnHOnr4E
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sMD_My-UsvI
Akpom & Iwobi together again when?
wonder who those 'other' striker options are that want to join Arsenal when you can't even sign a 29 year old one season wonder from Leicester.
B A N G E D
>>68845738
your mum's got that covered m8
Vardy would've been nice but it was never on in the first place, it's your own fault for getting ahead of yourselves.
>>68845738
THIS
Can someone explain me why we shouldn't sign Vargas?
Chilean meme magic will carry us
Sturridge when?
>>68846483
Alvaro Morata for 80m
>>68845367
It's not like it was unprecedented, remember the Suarez bid?
>>68843958
Lampard role
>>68846483
Ramsey is a striker now
Believe
The sums up the Arsenal front office right now.
https://vine.co/v/e5YnUOHKanU
>>68824576
>he's a fanboy of a player who hasn't played a single minute for his team yet
>>68844342
Morata is already back in Madrid
>>68846970
And they will sell him on for a profit if Zidane doesn't want to use him.
One way or another they're gonna offload a striker this summer and it sure as hell won't be Benz
Well it surely as hell won't be Morata either, at least for this season. Sorry lads but we're gonna have to come to terms that we can just buy up any Barça/Madrid reject whenever we want
We're not losing Ramsey and who gives a shit if we don't have Vardy
>>68847103
They're "buying" him back to sell, it has been an open secret for some time now.
>>68847103
*can't
>>68847139
>buy back to sell
I follow transfer pretty damn closely and I have not heard anything about that, you sure it ain't just an /arse/ meme?
>>68847202
Well I guess you haven't been following it close enough.
>>68847217
All I've seen is that Madrid COULD sell Morata to a bunch of different clubs if they want to and that there's a possibility ,not that they are gonna do it. Like I said if Madrid have half a brain they'd at least keep him for another season, but we'll see
>>68847270
Don't you think that it's a bit strange that a player is still being linked with a move despite already making that said move?
>>68847288
>do you think it's a bit strange
I honestly think it's papers and websites trying to generate revenues and clicks. Morata has been rumored to go to many clubs in the past few years and now that Madrid have already bought him back with the option to sell, everyone is going crazy and speculating that there could be chance, but like I've said its just speculation so far. Not to mention he would probably go for a price that Wenger probably wouldn't be to comfortable paying (I'd say £50 mil at least)
>>68847202
What? Everyone's known for years that Madrid have had a set buyback clause. Now that Morata's worth almost double that price due to premier league clubs having no sense with money it was obvious Madrid would buy him back. Now they either have a top (local) striker for rotation/back up or will sell him to us/Chelsea/whoever. Either way Madrid wins I just hope we don't spend silly money on him.
>>68847339
>Morata has been rumored to go to many clubs in the past few years
And if it did happen Madrid would have bought him first then gotten the profit. Juve couldn't sell Morata without paying an outrageous sum of money to them first.
My resources in Spain confirmed that Arsenal are preparing a bid for Jese now that Morata is back at Real Madrid
>>68847772
You may be memeing but that actually makes perfect sense. All Jese gets used for in Zidane's system is a sub or replacement for Benz, no need for him if Morata does end up staying.
Welbeck will be like a new signing
>>68847887
Welbz is that guy
>>68847887
hope he dies desu
We don't need a striker desu
Everyone will just score more goals
hahahaha
Vardy literally REJECTED YOU ALL!!
>>68848037
He was offered a better deal at Leicester 2bh.
Mkhitaryan to United is almost done, good signing for them desu
>>68846483
this
>tfw arsenal used to buy strikers like bergkamp, henry and prospects like rvp
>can't sign a meme player who was playing for fleetwood a few years ago
and you're gonna tell me wenger didn't lower expectations over the years
>>68847844
Vardy was a smokescreen for Jese
Will be confirmed by Saturday
>>68848257
Stop giving me false hope
>>68848108
Apparently Leicester offered him 100k and we offered him 120k.
>>68848117
thought he was /in the bag/?
>>68848376
he fell out the bag m8
twitter ITKs are full of shit apparently
>>68848376
>you now remember when Vardy, Mikhitaryan and Rodriguez were in the bag
>>68848448
I only trust the American with resources in Spain
>>68848117
Fantastic, really looking forward to finishing 6th next season
>>68849011
>implying
Reminder that our squad was pretty shit for most of the season and >we still finished 2nd
>>68848369
Yeah, but Arsenal only offered 3 years and Leicester was giving him 4.
>>68849011
>City
>Spuds
>Utd
>Chelsea
>West Ham
>Arsenal
Screenshot this.
>>68849061
im a United fan lad
>>68849133
>Spuds 2nd
>>68849146
And you're complaining about getting Mkhitaryan?
>>68849133
>Chelsea
>Spurs
nah
>>68848117
Who does he think we are? We're better than MUFC , for fucks sake. Fuck memeinho and his shitty team. We will take the trophy this fucking season.
>>68849470
>We will take the trophy this fucking season.
Even when the only signing is Xhaka? There's no guarantee that there will be any more good players coming so I'm not optimistic in the least regarding title chances.
>>68849470
>We will take the trophy this fucking season.
kek
>>68849544
Xakha is the only signing so far, I hope we see more from Wenga.
We have a good team , overall , only small changes needed. Giroud can finish but he's not constant , we need someone else to replace Mertesacker because he can only walk. Apart from that , we're looking good.
>>68849178
No but I'm waiting on some decent midfield signings not all attacking and an unknown defender
Morata is literally 3 times better than Vardy, why are you all so upset? WENGER IN
>you know remember rumours
>>68849664
Best case scenario is that we get a good CB and a good striker
Another scenario where I would survive would be getting just a CB and Giroud has a good season
Likely scenario is that Chambers ends up being our backup CB for the season and Wenger tries to put Walcott up top again
>>68849870
Vardy scored literally 3 times more goals than Morata last season. Delete this.
>people unironically believed Wonga would make signings
He signed a CM(arguably the most stacked position in Arsenal's squad) for too much then crows about looking for 3-4 other signings, he huffs and puffs about vardy then when he doesn't sign anyone else everyone will hear the same bullshit "Look erm, we tried to sign qualiteeee, there wasn't qualiteee available for the right price" and when Giroud misses fucking sitter after sitter and Ozil and Alexis fuck off after next season it will truly be the end.
>>68850071
Seems a bit high for someone with 1 year left on the contract but I am sure BVB are tired of bleeding their best players year after year.
>>68849997
this, Wenger is ruining the club.
wenger out
Wenger OUT.
>>68849895
I'd go for the second one. Wenger won't replace Giroud. I hope he can bring someone decent , like Jedvaj. He's young and he has ambition. He played very well against Spain.
>>68846654
>Ł40m+1
>>68850071
Done deal for United
>>68829928
this
>>68846639
Well, my sources say he's getting back to Real Mad only to be sold, so...
>>68847103
>>68847139
This.
>>68850147
>>68850275
This
Also, its more than likely that he wont sign anyone else. The euros will overshadow the ineffectiveness of the Arsenal board at actually signing players.
>>68842834
>Blind
That guy is garbage family.
>>68846595
because arsenal fans prefer someone as >Cavani instead
>>68849133
You seem to be forgetting Kloppopool.
>not even attempting to sign Mikhtaryan
Fucking shameful, slots into the RW better than anyone there currently and is worth the money. No striker/winger or CB will be signed. Looks like business is done early this year boys.
>>68848884
>full kit wankers
>>68849895
>Likely scenario is that Chambers ends up being our backup CB for the season and Wenger tries to put Walcott up top again
KILL ME
So what striker do we want now?
Could probably get Austin of soton for a decent price
>>68849895
>Giroud has a good season
At one point you just can't keep hoping that he'll consistently score a lot and then lament not having a better striker when he enters a drought.
Chambers can't afford rot on the bench any longer imo.
>>68850598
Sturridge
>>68850598
>austin
oh yes, can't wait to have another meme up top
giroud wasn't enough
>>68850598
Would rather get Shane Long desu.
>>68850670
Would be nice if he stays healthy(lol)
>>68850607
I agree with the first part, as for the second, I would like to see Chambers go out on loan for playing time.
Icardi when
>>68850275
>>68850538
I think the second scenario is reasonably likely too but still not ideal
>>68850538
Having Giroud and Walcott as our strikers is definitely not my preference but if we at least upgrade our defense maybe we could pull a Leicester and win a bunch 1-0
>>68850804
Austin is guaranteed goals mate
>internal solutions
>>68851127
Fuck no, Giroud and Walcott will ALWAYS be too shit to be the strikers on a title winning team. Both are shit when it matters and way to inconsistent.
GIROUD IN
>>68851631
GIROUD IN... TO THE BENCH
Blanc when lads?
Xhaka needs to fuck off with his slow boring meme passing. Just like Viera was better than Xabi Alonso, Kobgdogbia is better than Xhaka
>>68842834
I feel like Jovetic wouldve been good before he went to City but is pretty average now. Injuries and a lack of starts when healthy at City killed him
ALIDORE FUCKING WHEN?
>>68851849
Hopefully next year
If Wenger accepts a new contract and on top of that doesnt explicitly say that it's his last at Arsenal, I will off myself lads
.@GuillemBalague: "Arsenal, Chelsea and United want Alvaro Morata, but the first to put an offer in seems to be Chelsea."
WENGER OUT
>>68851506
Giroud is good enough to rotate with a world class striker but I agree that Walcott is too shit to be useful. Basically if we don't get a striker then my main hope is that Giroud stays in top form the whole season because in form Giroud is pretty damn good
>>68851904
>meme passing
Opinion disregarded. Xhaka hype train all the way
>>68852192
>Balague
still, Wenger OUT
Pellegrino when?
Benzema when?
Haji Wright when?
Why not Ibra as lone striker. Im sure if wonga pushed enough he could prob get him for one year + CL play should make it tasty as fuck.
>>68843692
Ox is a really good dribbler, but unfortunately shit or inconsistent at everything else
>>68851904
So? Alonso was goat and Kondogbia is still a meme
BRITISH FRIENDS
THERE IS ONE HOUR LEFT
GO OUT AND VOTE LEAVE
DO IT!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>68852994
Because who wants to pay an absurd amount of money for 2 years max
Lads, why haven't we gone for Draxler or Reus yet
>>68852994
Of course he could. But he doesn't want to.
>>68853258
Reus won't leave. Draxler is injury prone. Both of them would be a nice addition , tho.
>>68853262
>>68852789
>>68852192
>>68851849
>>68851631
>>68851173
>>68850598
>>68850147
VOTE LEAVE
VOTE LEAVE
VOTE LEAVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>68853342
lol no
>>68853342
okay
>>68853262
>>68853217
What im trying to say was, Ibra would be a significant step up from White Benteke. Plus he would fit in much better and help in the last third on the attack.
>>68853342
It's not like it's going to change anything. Bongtain ain't going anywhere.
Just like Mr. Wenger.
>>68853436
POLISH SCUM
STAY OUT OF MY COUNTRY
BBC Sport @BBCSport
Spurs have signed Southampton's Victor Wanyama on a five-year deal.
>15 mil for el neny
>30 mil for xhaka
>spurs get wanyama, on the same level as either of them for 11 mil
How can anyone be Wenger in?
>>68853502
Thought they would have confirmed Janssen too by now. Maybe they called it off.
>>68853342
>he doesn't know the jew already voted remain
Do you guys think Aubameyang, Mkhitaryan, James Rodriguez, or Isco would be good replacements for our right-wing position?
Both Aubameyang and Mkhitaryan had good goals and assists records this year.
>>68853603
None of them are right wingers mate.
Liverpool have a better chance of winning the league next season than Arsenal.
>>68853603
>>68853603
>Mkhitaryan
On his way to United la
>>68853537
Wanyama's god awful. He's a fucking terrible player who is hated by the Southampton fanbase.
How he's managed to keep such a solid reputation over the years is beyond me.
Serious bullet dodged.
LOOOOOOOOL SPURS FELL FOR THE WANYAMA MEME
THAT'S ALMOST AS FUNNY AS US GETTING REJECTED BY JAMIE VARDY
>>68853761
You're probably right. Liverpool have a world class striker and a competent manager.
>>68853833
DUMBASS
He is big and black and a good defender
Xhaka is literally goat, don't care about Wanyama
we have everything above Spurs except a striker, that is really the big issue
>Based Vieira turned 40 today
>You now realized he retired at 34
Why Wonga
>>68853896
>you now realise we still haven't replaced him
>>68853883
Their defence is better, and will be better until we can sort out our fucking CB issues. Gab is a fucking mong and Kosc isn't world class anymore, Chambers has regressed and don't even mention Mert
>>68853932
defending is overrated
>>68853896
Vieira is a Manchester City and Juventus legend. He hates Arsenal because of the way Wenger treated him.
>>68853932
Kosc still makes a very noticeable improvement to the back line though. I would defend Gabriel more too but he's just too reckless
>>68854006
Name a good black player that didn't leave us well before retirement
Name a good black player currently in the team
Wenger hates blacks
Where was /Arse/ when it BTFO of itself ?
P.S. Jewmaican is now the best arsenal trip lol
>>68854117
Except he still has a hard-on for Ox and Walcott despite the fact that they're both shit. And it's obvious that he likes Iwobi now too
Also based Joel is great
