>>68801057
nobody hates the GOAT.

football wins

>>68801057
he would bleed

it would be extremely painful

>>68801057
Nobody would ever stab him, he's too well-liked. It's like Derek Jeter in the US: fans running onto the field will only ever try to give him a hug or give him their phone number.

probably would go to the hospital

>>68801175
he's a big guy

>>68801057
He would become delirious from the blood loss, run past 4-5 medicos because of dribbling skills and become an Ayrton-Senna-tier legend

>>68801199

For you

>>68801057
Why did all the Ameriblob stewards stand still and let the guy charge all the way across the field towards Messi?

I've seen baseball games and seen big fat fuckers chase down streakers and spear tackle them, so what gives?

>>68801349
They probably thought he was a sub

do you imagine football without him? ronaldo being the best